Re: Heroes & Kid Comet Present WWE New Age
Monday Night Raw February 16th 2009
Live from Spokane Washington
Raw opens with the brand’s highlights from No Way Out. Shawn Michaels winning his freedom from JBL with Sweet Chin Music. John Cena surviving the Elimination Chamber and Randy Orton decimating Shane McMahon with two punts to the head. Multi angle shots of the punts are shown in slow motion and then fade out to black.
Cole: Hello folks welcome to Raw live tonght from Spokane Washington. King can you believe what Randy Orton did to Shane McMahon last night?
King: No Cole I can’t. All I know is he should be afraid of what the general manager Stephanie McMahon will do to him
Cole: That much is true King and we understand that Shane has compounded concussions and possible swelling on his brain.
King: Speak of the devil
Cole: My God what will Orton have to say for himself
King: Yeah, I wonder how he’s going to get himself out of this one
Orton: Listen up Stephanie I know you’re too afraid to come out here after I beat the hell out of your family and you’re thinking I’m going to come out here with some excuse- I won’t. All you people may have forgotten that I am The Legend Killer and what’s a bigger name in this business, than McMahon? People think the McMahon legacy is untouchable and it was, but when those at the top of the food chain get content and live off the fat of the land its time to hunt them down. I’m that predator, I hunt and kill the weak , the sick and the old. And now I take my rightful place at the top of….
“The Time Is Now”
Cena: Randy, Randy, Randy. News Flash beating up an old man does not put you on top. You used to be in Evolution remember what Ric Flair used to say: C’mon Randy sound it out for me. To be the man…you’ve got to beat the man. Get it, got it good. …The Champ is here (points at his belt) and come Wrestlemania I’ll still be the champ.
Crowd pops a little
Orton: Cena you’re a pretender. I’ve crippled you before and I’ll do it again. Cena you couldn’t stop the Age Of Orton and you won’t stop The Legacy.
Rhodes and DiBiase jump Cena and beat him up the ramp and into the ring. Rhodes and Dibiase hold Cena as Orton prepares to deliver the RKO…but Cena kicks him in the back and clears the ring and Orton seethes at the top of the ramp, while Cena looks confident grabbing a mike.
Cena: Orton you want some come get some. Hell bring the daddy’s boys with ya and we’ll make it a real fight!
Orton: Cena, these idiots are going to have to wait Until Wrestlemania to watch me kick your ass
“All Grown Up”
Stephanie McMahon appears on the Titan Tron
Stephanie: No so fast Randy, despite what you did to my father and Shane I’m still very much in charge of Raw and tonight you WILL face John Cena and your career will be on the line. You Lose and YOUR FIRED! And don’t start about your title shot at Wrestlemania the board of directors has voted to move it up to tonight. And don’t think The Legacy can interfere because if they do you’ll lose automatically and…you will ALL be fired. Good Luck Randy.
Legacy Looks shocked, Cena excited.
Cole: Wow King can you believe that? The match we all thought would main event Wrestlemania tonight on Raw! Orton versus Cena World Heavyweight Championship!
King: And if Orton loses he gets fired and if The Legacy interferes they’re gone too!
Cole: Stay Tuned
Cole: Welcome back everyone. Stephanie McMahon just dropped a bombshell
King: Yeah John Cena faces Randy Orton for the World Heavyweight Championship tonight title versus career.
Cole: That’s later tonight, but right now the Intercontinental Championship is on the line.
“Man On Fire”
Cole: Here comes Kane looking ready to compete.
King: He’s definitely focused on doing what he does best hurting people.
Cole: CM Punk is in for a major challenge here tonight against the demented and conflicted Kane!
King: Yeah, but we’ve seen Punk overcome heavy odds before and we’ll see if he can do it again tonight.
“This Fire Burns”
Punk enters holding the IC title high to a massive pop from the fans
King: Here comes Punk trying to honor The great champions of the past like Bret Hart, Curt Hennig and Shawn Michaels
Cole: But as proud as Punk is of being the Intercontinental Champion you’ve gotta believe that Punk hopes the title is a stepping stone back into World Heavyweight title contenion as it was for all the great champions you just mentioned.
Match 1: Intercontinental Championship Match: Kane vs CM Punk
Back and forth encounter with Kane using high impact moves to work over Punk’s back while Punk uses stiff kicks and submissions to wear down Kane’s knee. The finish comes when Kane missing his flying clothesline and Punk has an offensive attack culiminating with a high knee in the corner. Punk goes for the running bulldog, but is thrown hard into the corner by Kane. Punk staggers out and walks into a chokeslam attempt, which he counters by kicking at one of Kane’s knees. Kane goes down in agony and is easy fodder for the GTS. One…Two…Three!
Winner at 12:37 and STILL Intercontinental Champion: CM Punk!
CM Punk celebrates in the ring and the EMTs help Kane, who is noticeably limping out of the ring.
King: I can’t believe what we’re seeing here Cole
Cole: I think this is the worst shape we’ve ever seen Kane in after a match
King: Punk’s got the mic.
Punk: Lately I think I’ve lost my focus. A few months ago I was the World Heavyweight Champion. A title I never lost. Now don’t mistake that for whining and complaining. I’m just reminding myself what I lost. I got preoccupied with revenge. Randy Orton you weren’t around so I took the luster off of your legacy boys, but I didn’t come back for you. Jericho, Cena I didn’t come back and stake my claim and that was my mistake.
Crowd pops massively
Make no mistake I’m proud to be intercontinental champion, but having this belt is a challenge to prove once again that I’m no paper champion and prove once and for all that I’m world championship material
When I can first came to WWE I told you all my only addiction was competiton So anytime someone wants to come to the centre of the ring and challenge me for the Intercontinental Championship Bring it on.
Punk drops the mike to a big pop and gets ready to exit.
Cole: Strong words from the Intercontinental Champion
King: I think he can back it up Cole, after all Punk is the fastest man in history to achieve the triple crown
Cole: Well if nothing else CM Punk is determined to climb the ladder again.
"La Vittoria è Mia ("Victory Is Mine")”
King: Oh lord.
Santino enters to his usual round of boos
Santino: Now a listen here Cookie Magnet Punk or whatever you’re a name may be, you are not the only one to a lose a championship without a the fairness. I…Santino Marella was a robbed of my Intercontinental Championship by Billiam Regal in a match I did not know the rules of…the…Cockfosters street fight now Santino doesn’t have anything. Now Santino doesn’t have nothing against the people of the England or the Spokane who love the cock….fosters, but Santino don’t a swing that way and so I lost due to the technicality of being uncomfortable and unasure of the rules. So Cock…Foster Muncher Punk…I a have a come for my a title.
Punk: Fine, bring it Santino.
Santino tries to punch Punk, but Punk grabs his fist, kicks him in the gut and nails the GTS for the three count.
Winner at 15 seconds and still Intercontinental Champion CM Punk!
Cole: Well CM Punk was a man of his word talking on any and all challengers
King: Even if they were Santino
Cole: hahaha. Santino’s still out!
King: Well he’d better get of the ring, cuz its time for The Money In The Bank qualifying match
Cole: Well then let’s send it over to Lilian
Lillian: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is a Money In The Bank 5 Qualifying match. Already in the ring from Milan Italy Santino Marella. And his opponent from…
“Turn Up The Trouble'”
Mr. Kennedy enters to a big pop, pointing at Lillian and shushing her. Entering the ring he looks at the unconscious Santino and shrugs. Kennedy calls down his mic and starts his introduction
Kennedy: And his opponent weighing in at 236 pounds…
Santino starts to stir, so Kennedy picks him up and hits him with the mic check. I hail from Green Bay Wisconsin he covers. Mistaaaaaaaa Kennnedy…One….two…three!
Winner at 35 seconds: Mr. Kennedy
Kennedy hits Santino with his mic and then tries to announce himself the winner, but the mic is dead so he shrugs and goes back to celebrating, tells Lilian to do the honors and exits
Cole: Wow King Kennedy’s back in action, back on Raw and back in Money in the Bank!
Cole: Here comes Shawn Michaels, who’s gotta feel good after No Way Out King!
King: Absolutely Cole he’s got his piece of mind back his family is secure.
Cole: Wait a second that’s Charlie Haas King
King: Ha The Heartbreak Haas!
Cole: Oh but now here comes the real HBK
King: I wonder if Shawn’s as amused as we are Cole
Shawn Michaels enters to a huge pop and enters to a big pop and smiles and applauds Haas as he enters the ring.
The two men meet at the centre and shake hands and Michaels can be heard saying “Let’s see if your better than the real thing”
The match is short but competitive. The finish comes when HBK hits Sweet Chin Music just as Haas goes for the same move.
Winner: Shawn Michaels by Pinfall at 10:36
King: Well we found out that HBH wasn’t better than the real thing
Cole: No, but a great effort none the less by Haas, but Shawn Michaels is certainly back to his old self.
Haas slowly gets up slowly and walks to the back head down in tears.
Cole: Haas isn’t taking the loss very well
King: Tough break, but you win some you lose some.
Cole: Right you are King, now let’s go to Josh Matthews standing by with JBL.
Josh: JBL at No Way Out you came up short against Shawn Michaels losing not only your valued employe, but also a large amount of your fortune, how does that feel?
JBL: How do you think it feels your pencil necked snot? Don’t get me wrong there’s no reward without risk and I’ve made my career based on that, but I know you always have to hedge your bets. This is no different then the economic crisis that’s screwed you all over. I was spared because I’m smarter than everyone else including Shawn Michaels and all I have to say to him is…You should’ve read the fine print.
Josh: What did you mean by that?
JBL: It doesn’t matter right now. What matters is that I intend to prove once and for all that I am THE WRESTLING GOD!!!! And to do that I intend t break down another God-like figure on his own stage…I officially challenge the Undertaker at Wrestlemania 25…and I expect an answer by next week.
“Break Down The Walls”
Chris Jericho enters to a massive chorus of boos he stands on the ramp and demands someone at ringside bring him a microphone.
Jericho: Roll the footage
Footage from last week of Ric Flair punching Jericho in the face and Jericho rolling out of the ring.
Jericho: Yes Ric Flair hit me last week, but I do not let trespasses go unnoticed or un avenged. Roll this footage
Handheld camera footage airs of Ric Flair being escorted to his limo as Jericho jumps him beating him over the head repeatedly with his Slammy award and mounts him hammering with fist after fist before throwing his head through the limo’s back window. Jericho yanks the camera away and brings into a close up on Flairs blood stained face..
Jericho soaks up the hate from the fans[/COLOR]
Jericho: Quiet you disgusting hypocrites…Rourke this is not a motion picture, this is not reality television. People get crippled and Ric Flair just found that out. Rourke your agent was right to say it would be a bad idea to get in the ring with me at Wrestlemania, but he was sadly mistaken it will not be doing a disservice to your livelihood., it will shorten your life. I don’t care if you’re in or out, but you will not use me or this business to restore yourself to greatness,. At least your friend Flair can be remembered in the annals of history as a has been, once a legend in his field.
Massive Heat From the crowd
No matter how many awards you get nominated for you’ll always be a never was…
You will not ride my coattails to resurrection…no one will. Especially not Ric Flair.
Flair’s bloody face appears on the Titan ton as Jericho exits.
King: That was sick…I’m speechless.
Cole: Disturbing….tag titles are next.
Cole: Moments ago we saw Chris Jericho and showed this footage. Be warned its graphic
Replay of the Jericho footage
King: Jericho has lost his mind
Cole: I agree, but we have to get back to business
King: Never thought I’d agree with you Cole, but your right. Tag Titles on the line
Cole: The battle that started on WWE.com comes to a head tonight as Miz & Morrison take on Cryme Time
“Bringing The Hood To You”
Cryme Time pump up the crowd as they enter the ring to a solid reception.
“This Ain’t No Make Believe”
Miz and Morrison enter to a mixed reception the smart marks cheer vocally.
The match is back and forth, but nothing spectacular. The finish comes when Sim Snuka and Manu enter and begin assaulting both teams. On the ramp Rhodes and DiBiase look on.
No contest at 5:50
Cole: What were Snuka and Manu doing?
King: Well I guess after being dumped from the Legacy these two have gotten together to go after the tag team titles .
Cole: And what about the Legacy at ringside?
King: Its obvious Cole everyone wants those belts.
Cole: You talk about titles King there’s nothing bigger than the World Heavyweight Championship and that match is next.
Cole: We’re back folks and its time for World Heavyweight Title Match right now
King: Yeah and Orton’s career is on the line.
Cole: And The Legacy is barred from ringside
King: If they show up they’ll be fired!
Cole: Here we go
Orton slowly walks to the ring, filled with steely focus. Obviously without The Legacy to a mixed reception.
Cole: Orton has everything to lose.
King: That’s what you get for trying to fight the McMahons
“My Time Is Now”
Cena enters with intensity to his usual mixed reception.
Lilian enters the ring for the big match introductions
The following contest scheduled for one fall and is for the World Heavyweight Championship
Introducing first The Challenger
From St. Louis Missouri
Weighing in at 245 pounds
The One Man Dynasty
And now from
From West Newberry Massachusetts
Weighing 240 pounds
He is the World Heavyweight Champion
While Cena plays to the crowd Orton chop blocks him dropping elbows to the knees and pounds Cena’s head with punches then slaps on a side headlock, keeping him grounded. Cena fights his way back to his feet and shoots Orton off the ropes…then hits him with a hard clothesline! Orton rolls to the outside and Cena gives chase and Orton runs, baiting Cena into chasing him then throwing Cena shoulder first into the ring steps. Orton gets a look and lines up Cena’s head for a stomp…he lines up Cena and charges…Cena moves at the last second and Orton jams his ankle. Cena takes advantage by throwing Orton into the ring post and then back into the ring. Orton staggers to his feet and Cena meets him with a flurry of hard punches, a stiff knee to the stomach and a delayed vertical suplex floating over into the cover
As Cena pulls Orton to his feet he walks into a low blow into a very quick roll up
Kick out at the very last second!
Orton pours on the offense hitting a series of punches, then a series of quick kneedrops. Cover
Orton drags Cena to his feet and hits a neckbreaker
Orton chokes Cena and breaks it at the four count and begins punching Cena once again, which leads into another side headlock, Cena gets onto his knees and elbows his way out of it, but as Cena tries to hit the ropes, but Orton yanks Cena down with a reverse DDT. Orton goes quickly into a cover
Orton pulls up Cena and hits him with a succession of European uppercuts then scoops him up for a slam. Orton hits the ropes for a running knee drop. Another cover, hooks the leg
Orton gets frustrated and delivers cheap stomps before pulling Cena to his feet. Orton hits the ropes…and walks into a powerslam. Both men are down and the referee starts the count
Orton starts to stir
Cena now stirring as well.
Both men are no their knees
Back up to a vertical base
The Two exchange punches and Cena gets the better of Orton and goes for a clothesline, which Orton ducks and turns into a sleeper off of the wild swing. Cena struggles but eventually goes down to one knee Orton cranks up the pressure, but Cena fights to his feet and drives Cena into the corner to break the hold. Both men go down and Orton slips away from the corner and Cena. Orton gets up with difficulty, but quicker than Cena who uses the corner ropes to pull himself up. Orton charges Cena as he comes out of the corner, but Cena ducks the attempted clothesline into a proto-bomb. Both men get up in a quick, but labored way and Cena begins nailing Orton with punches, then whips him off the ropes and delivers a back body drop. Cena pulls Orton up and delivers a flying shoulderblock, which lead into the five knuckle shuffle and into a quick cover and hooking the leg.
Cena climbs the ropes looking for the diving leg drop, but Orton counters it into a powerbomb. Orton pulls his way up to his feet using the ropes, which Cena struggles to all four. Orton lines up Cena for the punt and rushes forward…Cena moves than pulls him down and leaps into the STFU.
Orton is trapped and struggling…
Inching towards the ropes…
Finally after about a minute Orton gets to the ropes to break the hold. Both Men are slow to their feet. Completely spent from the hold. Cena gets up with a determined look and scoops up Orton for the FU. Orton desperate and running on instinct elbows Cena quickly in the side of the head. Orton takes a moment to get his bearings and goes for the RKO, but Cena shoves him off and Orton crashes to the mat. Cena gets pumped and hoists up the staggering Orton into the FU
Cena hits the FU!
But Orton’s foot strikes the referee as he comes down.
Cena with the cover…. No referee!
Suddenly from out of the crowd comes someone and into the ring….
Its Joe Hennig! The Son of Mr. Perfect Curt Hennig who pulls up Cena and nails him with a brainbuster variation on his dad’s Perfect Plex!
Hennig pulls Orton on top of Cena and revives the referee before leaving back through the crowd
The referee crawls slowly into position
Kick out at two and seven eighths!
The referee collapses again trying to regain his composure. Orton is now poised to strike with the RKO as Cena struggles to his feet.
Sprinting down the ramp however is….Batista! Steel Chair in Hand!
Batista jumps into the ring and swings at Orton….who ducks and Cena eats the chair with such force that he’s intantly busted open as Batista tastes the RKO!
Orton collapses on top of Cena as the referee cones over on all fours
Winner at 28:08 and new World Heavyweight Champion!
The One Man Dynasty
Orton staggers up the ramp with the title as The Legacy comes to congratulate The new champion as Batista seethes in the ring, with Cena still not moving and bleeding profusely. A final shot of The Legacy celebrating closes out the show.
Hey guys that’s our first show! That’s mostly me with some of heros’ suggestions in there. Hopefully we’re off to a good start. Since this is my first time doing a BTB reviews would be awesome. ECW (Joint show. Mostly brief recaps) will be up tomorrow with Heroes’ Smackdown hopefully soon after.