Date: May 25th 2009
City: Chicago, Illinois
Arena: United Center
Shane: Good evening ladies and gentlemen. Me and my sister are here to address the WWE Locker-Room fans about why we made the decision to allow our father to come to our show.
Stephanie: Our father is about to be sent to the retirement how, and before that takes place we would like to send him off with a bang.
Shane: Dad if you are watching this right now we want you to know a few stipulations we have made up for your appearance.
Stephanie: For starters if you lay one hand on me or Shane you will be arrested on the spot.
*The Chicago fans showed their displeasure with boos*
Shane: Secondly you will one minute of on air time before you must leave the arena.
Stephanie: And daddy if you don’t leave you will be thrown in jail. Can’t wait to see you Sunday dad.
*Stephanie blew a kiss at the camera as the crowd booed them even more*
Shane: Since you don’t like that little business decision maybe you will like the opponent of Randy Orton tonight.
Stephanie: Randy you interrupted us and it’s time for you to face your challenge.
*Randy Orton’s music began to play as the crowd had a mix of boos and cheers. Randy walked down to the ring in his ring attire ready for action*
Randy: Bring out whoever you want Stephanie I know I will beat whoever you challenge me against.
Stephanie: You really think so Randy? I’ve picked someone who will shut you up for once. Allow me to introduce your opponent; he is the King of Kings my husband Triple H.
*Triple H spit water in the air as he headed to the ring. Triple H got in the ring as Shane left and headed to the back*
Stephanie: Let’s see you beat Triple H
*Stephanie smiled as she turned her back to Randy and gave her husband a good luck kiss. Randy ran up behind Stephanie knocking her into Triple H as they fell to the mat*
The bell run starting the match as Randy kicked at Triple H. Stephanie laid in the ring hurt as Randy kept up the attack. Randy stomped at Triple H weakening the man down. Randy jumped in the air as he drove his knee into Triple H’s forehead. Randy went for the pin only to get a two count.
Shane McMahon rushed back to the ring to tend to his sister as Randy kept up the offense. Randy picked Triple H off the man grabbing him by the throat as he turned away from him. Randy drove Triple H’s back into his before going for the pin. The ref counted only to get a two count once again.
Randy picked Triple H up trying to go for the RKO but Triple H pushed Randy away. Randy turned around and Triple H kicked him in the gut as he pulled Randy down between his legs setting him up for a pedigree. Randy countered flipping Triple H over his back right into the referee knocking the ref out.
Triple H got to his feet as Randy ran and wrapped his arm around Triple H’s throat hitting the RKO. Randy saw the ref down as he stalked Triple H waiting for him to get up. Randy was going to attempt another RKO as music began to play. Randy turned around seeing Shawn Michaels run down the ramp.
Shawn slid in the ring tackling Randy as he punched at his head. Randy rolled away from Shawn and out of the ring leaving Shawn and Triple H standing in the ring. Triple H smiled at Shawn as Shawn stepped a few steps in front of him. Shawn looked into Triple H’s eyes as he closed his and turned around. Shawn drove his foot into Triple H’s chin hitting the Sweet Chin Music.
Shawn lowered his head leaving the ring as Randy slid in the ring and the ref still down counted three.
Lillian Garcia: Here is your winner and new number one contender Randy Orton.
*The crowd booed as Randy got to his feet and posed. He got out of the ring smiling at Stephanie still on the ground as Shane was with her. Randy headed up the ramp as the camera cut to commercial.
John Morrison: You ready for your match?
*John asked his girl friend walking down the hallway backstage to the ring*
Melina: Always am.
John: You’re going to kick butt out there.
*John smirked stopping Melina in the hallway as he pulled her into a kiss, nibbling on her bottom lip before pulling back*
John: I hope that brings you luck.
Melina: Having you out there brings me luck.
*Melina grabbed hold of John’s hand resting her head on his shoulder*
John: I love you Melina.
Melina: I love you too.
*Melina’s music began to play as she straightened up going through the curtain*
John: Good luck.
Lillian Garcia: The following will be an Over the Top Rope Match. The winner of this match will receive a future match for the women’s championship. The only way to win is win the other competitor’s feet hits the floor, introducing the Divas Melina and Beth Phoenix.
Lillian stepped out of the ring as Melina blew a kiss at John. The bell rang and the match was on. Beth used her strength to pick up Melina with ease bringing her to the top rope. Beth tried pushing Melina over as Melina elbowed her in the side of the head. Beth stumbled back and dropped Melina to her feet.
Melina forehanded Beth in the side of the head kicking her in the stomach as she tried to push her through the ropes. Melina screamed at the top of her lungs as she tugged at the blonde’s hair trying to get her to fall out of the ring. Melina released Beth as she used the top ropes to pull her body up and allow her legs to wrap around Beth’s head. Melina tried to pull Beth over the top rope, but Beth was too strong.
Beth grabbed both of Melina’s ankles pulling them apart as she tossed the Diva over the top rope. Melina looked like she would fall and hit the floor, and in the end lose the match. To everyone’s surprise even her’s, John was there to catch her and roll her back into the ring.
The move angered Beth as she pulled Melina up off the mat and tossed her face first into the turn buckle. Beth dropped kicked Melina’s back from behind sending Melina into the turn buckles. Beth picked up Melina and placed her on the top turn buckle. Beth climbed to the second rope wrapping her arms around Melina going to hit a move.
Melina countered using her arm for leverage as she elbowed Beth trying to knock Beth off the top rope. Beth clobbered Melina with her fist into the side of the head. Beth picked up Melina dropping Melina back as she fell too for a back drop.
Beth turned Melina over on her stomach placing one foot into Melina’s spine as she grabbed her arms and pulled her back into her foot applying the backbreaker. Melina screamed in pain as Beth didn’t let go of the move. The refs stood around the ring unable to do anything, and for John he felt helpless not being about to help Melina.
Several minutes went by as Melina still groaned in pain. John had enough of the move and climbed up on the apron. Beth threw Melina down on the mat, going and swinging at John who jumped down. Melina got to her feet as Beth instantly hit her in the back. Beth ran backwards wanting momentum to hit a move. John reached in the ring grabbing Beth’s boot as he tripped her making her fall.
Beth got to her feet angered by the move as she began to yell at John pointing her finger at him. Melina slowly got to her feet seeing the advantage as she ran up behind Beth pushing her through the middle rope and to the floor.
Lillian: Here is your winner and new number one contender. Melina!
The crowd went wild as John got in the ring and kissed Melina. He held her hand up high as the camera’s cut to commercial.
The bell sounds as Big Show and CM Punk’s match begins. Punk starts the match using some offense using his quick kicks as he kicked Big Show in the shin. Punk kicked Show’s thigh lowering Big Show to almost his level. Punk held his knee in the air driving it into Show’s chin. Show staggered backwards as Punk ran forward clotheslining Show into the ropes.
Punk headed to the top ropes as Show’s shoulders lay on the top ropes. Punk walked the ropes jumping in the air as he kicked both his feet into Show’s chest before jumping to the ground on the outside. Punk slid in the ring seeing Show hold his chest.
Punk tried to pull Big Show up for the GTS, but Show’s size made it impossible. Big Show wrapped both his hands around Punk’s throat tossing him across the ring as the crowd booed. Big Show walked over Punk’s stomach making the man groan in pain.
Big Show picked Punk up tossing him over the top rope on the apron. Big Show reached over the top rope wrapping on hand around Punk’s throat. Show drove his fist into the side of Punk’s skull sending Punk back hitting the steel steps with the back of his head. Punk lay on the floor not moving. The ref moved outside to check on CM Punk seeing him knocked out the ref signaled to the back with an X. The bell sounded as more refs came down to the ring with a stretcher to load him on.
Lillian Garcia: Here is your winner by forfeit, the Big Show!
Big Show looked out to the floor seeing the wreckage he caused as the refs slowly lifted Punk up on the stretcher. Big Show stepped over the top rope as e Frog Splashed himself on top of refs and CM Punk. The refs laid hurt on the floor, CM Punk and the stretcher lay turned over, and Big Show simply got and went to the back.
JR: This man needs to be stopped! He has hurt two wrestlers the last two weeks and the referees.
Cole: Are you going to be the one to stand up to him? I don’t think you can JR.
JR: No I sure wouldn’t, but someone needs to take matters into their own hands before someone else gets injured.
John Cena: It sure feels great to be back here in Chicago!
*Cena’s words filled the arena as the fans went crazy in excitement*
Cena: But tonight I’m not here just to have a great time. Last week a slime ball attacked me from behind and it’s time for him to be a man. So Chris Jericho get your ass out here!
*The cameras focused on the top of the stage waiting for Jericho to come out as the crowd began to boo when he didn’t come out*
Cena: I see how it is Jericho you don’t know how to be a man. Jericho come out here right now.
*Jericho’s music began to play as pryo shot from above the stage. Once again the cameras focused on the stage but Jericho again didn’t show his face.
Cena: Damn it Jericho you attack me from behind, but you don’t know how to face me like a man? I think you’re the hypercritic not these fans like you called them last week.
*The crowd cheered for Cena as Cena chats filled the arena*
Cena: If you won’t come down here, then maybe I will just come
*Cena dropped the mic as he got out of the ring and headed up the ramp before the cameras cut to commercial*
*Stephanie McMahon is show on the screen in her office*
Stephanie McMahon: I am here to address two matters. Of the matter of Randy Orton beating Triple H earlier tonight and earning himself a number one contender’s match. Randy you will have to wait till Sunday to find out your fate, but if I was you I would watch my back.
*The crowd could be heard booing one of the bosses as she kept talking*
Stephanie: And of the matter of Shawn Michaels interfering in the match earlier tonight I have decided to make a match for Extreme Rules. Shawn since you don’t like my husband for making you lose last week, then it will be Shawn Michaels taking on Triple H in a Stretcher Match.
*The packed crowd cheered for the match as Stephanie’s locker room door burst open and a man walked inside.
Chris Jericho: Stephanie we need to talk.
Stephanie: Since I’m addressing matters what would you like to talk about?
Chris: John Cena trying to attack me. He’s going to end up injuring me if he’s not stopped.
Stephanie: Chris you did attack him from behind last week.
Chris: So that makes it okay for him to be able to attack me? Please help me.
*Chris got on his knees grabbing Stephanie’s hand begging for her help*
Chris: Please Stephanie; he will hurt me if you don’t help me.
Stephanie: Get up Jericho. If you are so scared then John must stay thirty feet away from you. Happy?
*Chris smiled getting off the ground shaking Stephanie’s hand*
Stephanie: But in one condition, this Sunday the ban will be lifted for your match.
Chris: My match?
Stephanie: Yes, you will be taking on John Cena.
*The crowd’s cheers could be heard as Cena chants started again*
Chris: How do you expect me to be able to beat a mad man?
Stephanie: Simple, you get to pick the match type.
Chris: Any match type I want?
Stephanie: Any match you want. Now if you will excuse me I have matters to tend to.
*Stephanie left her office as Chris stood smiling before the cameras cut to commercial*
*Backstage John Cena is shown looking for Jericho*
John Cena: Have any of you seen Jericho?
Mr. Kennedy: No I haven’t John.
*Cena kept on walking passing superstars and staff looking for Jericho*
Cena: Where’s Jericho?
*Cena yelled at the top of his lungs making everyone stop as he came past them*
Todd Grisham: John, John, John…
Cena: Todd if you don’t know where Jericho is then get out of my face.
Todd: I need to get a word with you for a second.
*John put his hands on his hips angered that Todd stopped him on his quest*
Todd: What are your thoughts on Jericho talking to Stephanie about keeping you thirty feet away from him?
Cena: He did what?
Todd: By Stephanie McMahon orders you are not allowed thirty feet near him.
Cena: This is typical Jericho always going and hiding behind the boss. Jericho if you are watching this come and face me like a man.
*Todd screamed John’s name as Jericho ran up behind hitting Cena in the back of the head with a baseball bat. Jericho raised the bat up bringing it into the back of John’s back as John screamed in pain. Jericho hit John relentless as he swung the bat at anyone who tried to stop him*
Chris Jericho: Cena, this Sunday we will have a match for the Intercontinental Championship. Stephanie McMahon is allowing me to choose the stipulation for this match, and it’s going to be a first blood match!
*Cena grabbed Jericho’s knee trying to get up to his feet. Jericho swung the bat nailing John right in the side of the head making the man lay lifeless. Jericho raised the bat again hitting John in the back before dropping the bat and leaving John lifeless*
The Hardy Boys stood in the ring as the ref held the World Tag Team Titles waiting for Cody and Ted to come out. Their music began to play, but the tag team didn’t show. The Hardy Boys stood waiting as the crowd began to boo from behind them. The Hardy Boys turned seeing Ted and Cody hop over the guard railing, surprised that the brothers had spotted them.
Ted walked around the ring as Cody walked around the other. Both wanted to sneak attack the brothers but it was clear that wasn’t going to happen. The ref hung the belts on the rings as the bell rang and the match started. Ted and Cody slid in the ring trying to take advantage of the Hardy’s.
Ted clobbered Matt with a clothesline before dropping down with a big elbow. Cody Rhodes grabbed Jeff by the legs giving him an Alabama Slam. Cody and Ted slid out of the ring each grabbing a ladder and sliding it back into the ring. Matt and Jeff were up by this point each fighting with one of the boys grabbing at the ladder.
Matt hit Ted in the face knocking Ted back which gave Matt enough time to run and clothesline Ted over the top rope. Jeff had Cody back against the ropes before moving and grabbing a ladder picking it up, his brother helped picking it up as the brothers held one side each. The duo ran at Cody running the ladder into the man and sending him over the top rope to the floor. The brothers saw Ted on the apron as the rammed the ladder into his gut sending him to the floor.
Jeff put up a ladder in the ring as Matt stood guard. Ted and Cody found each other on the outside as they strategized about a plan. Jeff began to climb the ladder as Ted and Cody got on the apron. Matt ran doing a baseball slide as he knocked the other ladder into their ankles sending them off balance and throat first into the top rope. Both fell to the ground scooting back away from the ring and up the ramp as Jeff Hardy got the title down making the bell sound.
Lillian Garcia: here is your winner and new World Tag Team Champions. The Hardy Boys!
*The crowd went crazy as Jeff descended from the ladder handing his brother the title from their easy win. Ted and Cody were shown at the top of the ramp a mic in their hands now*
Ted: You think you really won that match? Well you cheated, we should be the champions.
*The crowd booed as one of the crew members handed each other the brothers a mic*
Jeff: It’s not our fault our opponents’ are two sissy girls who don’t know how to fight.
*The crowd cheered as both Cody and Ted laid in anger*
Cody: The Hardy Boys are nothing but two washed up brothers.
Ted: We could beat them at any match of our choosing, any match we wanted.
Matt: Then how about you put your boots wear your mouth is. Since this Sunday is Extreme Rules how about we take on you two in any match you want?
Ted: You would sure like that wouldn’t you Matt?
*Ted and Cody got to their feet hearing the crowd boo them again*
Ted: Then you’re on, but those titles you just stole from me and Cody they are on the line. Deal?
*Ted and Cody walked to the back as the cameras focused on the brothers holding their gold before going to commercial break*
Jim Ross: Welcome back to Raw ladies and gentlemen. Myself and Michael Cole want to share you updates on both John Cena and CM Punk.
Michael Cole: The terrible attacks by Chris Jericho on John Cena and Big Show on CM Punk have sent both men to the hospital.
Jim Ross: At this time we know CM Punk has suffered a concussion and might have broken some ribs.
Michael Cole: And all we know at this moment is John is on route to one of the local hospitals here in Chicago. Please stay tuned to WWE Locker-Room for any latest developments.
*There was a moment of silence between the announcers before one spoke up*
Jim: On a brighter note this Sunday is Extreme Rules.
Michael: That’s right JR and what a lineup we have so far. Starting with Shawn Michaels taking on Triple H in a stretcher match.
Jim: Stephanie made the match after Shawn cheated Triple H out of his match earlier tonight.
Michael: One must wonder why Shawn would do something like that.
Jim: We’ll see the risk was worth it in the Stretcher Match.
Michael: We go from friend turning on friend to a man being a coward.
Jim: Chris Jericho has attacked John Cena from behind the last two Raws, and tonight he even sent the man to the hospital. I wonder what John has stored as he takes on Jericho for the Intercontinental Championship in a Blood Match.
Michael: I wonder what weapon John plans to use on Jericho as Jericho used a mic and a baseball bat the last two Raws.
Jim: I have a feeling that thirty feet rule will only anger John before Sunday.
Michael: Also this Sunday the World Heavyweight Championship will be on the line.
Jim: And we will find out who Batista will be taking on right now.
Batista’s music began to play as the Animal stepped out to the roaring arena. Batista’s headed to the ring with the belt around his waist. Batista grabbed a mic raising it to his lips.
Batista: I must say Chicago you guys are amazing.
*The fans cheered for Batista as a smile pressed against his face*
Batista: It’s been a great week now that I’m World Heavyweight Champion, but I think we all know why I’m here. This Sunday is Extreme Rules and I’m here to find out who my opponent will be.
*The crowd cheered as Batista took off his title and raised it in the air*
Batista: I have been informed that I will be defending this in a Falls Count Anywhere Match. Which is fine by me, I can beat whoever in any kind of match.
*The fans began to chant Batista’s name over and over*
Batista: Settle down everyone we don’t even know who my opponent is yet. I think we have all have waited too long. So whoever my mystery opponent is come on down here and show yourself.
*The arena grew silent as Batista watched the top of the stage. The silence was short lived as pyro shot up from the stage. Kane stepped out pulling his elbow pad back as he walked down the ramp*
Batista: Kane if you get in this ring you will regret it.
*Kane kept coming climbing in the ring as Batista began to punch at the man. It would look like Batista would have the upper hand on one of the men he beat to win the World Title last week, but Kane nailed Batista with an uppercut sending him back. Kane drove his foot into the side of Batista’s head knocking him to the ground.
Batista quickly got to his feet as Kane tried another Big Boot but missed. Batista ran at Kane giving him a big spear. Batista picked up Kane and tossed him over the top rope and to the floor as he picked up the title and held it high in the air. Batista posed for the crowd as Raw went off the air*
Randy Orton def. Triple H to become the new #1 Contender to the World Heavyweight Championship.
Melina def. Beth Phoenix in an Over the Top Rope Match to become the #1 Contender to the Women’s Championship.
Big Show def. CM Punk by forfeit
The Hardy Boys def. Ted & Cody in a Ladder Match to become the new World Tag Team Champions.
Extreme Rules Card:
Batista(c) vs. Kane for the World Heavyweight Championship in a Falls Count Anywhere Match
Chris Jericho vs. John Cena for the Intercontinental Championship in a First Blood Match
The Hardy Boys(c) vs. Ted & Cody for the World Tag Team Championship in a Ladder Match
Randy Orton vs. ? for to become the #1 Contender
Shawn Michaels vs. Triple H in a Stretcher Match
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