Michigan Mike

Disclaimer: This thread is not at all in any way intended to be serious. It is a satire of the entire industry, but more specifically the WWE creative process. So if you come in here looking for well-developed feuds, nuanced characters with depth to their characters, or even coherent story lines you have come to the wrong place. The events that transpire will be spontaneous and senseless. Title runs and pushes will be completely arbitrary and the guy who won the world title one week could be carrying Funaki's bags the next week...LITERALLY. Anyways enough with that and I now return you to your regularly scheduled programming.

Roster
Main Event
Batista
John Cena (WWE Champion)
Shawn Michaels

Chris Jericho
John Bradshaw Layfield
Randy Orton

Midcard
Charlie Haas
CM Punk
JTG
Ken Kennedy
Kofi Kingston
Rey Mysterio
Shad Gaspard

Cody Rhodes
John Morrison (Tag Champion)
Kane
Manu
Mike Knox
Santino Marella
Sim Snuka
Ted DiBiase Jr.
The Miz (Tag Champion)
William Regal

Jobbers, Women, Others.
Candice
D'Lo Brown
Hacksaw Jim Duggan
Hardcore Holly
Goldust
Jamie Noble
Jerry Lawler
Kelly Kelly
Lilian Garcia
Melina
Mickie James
Michael Cole
Ron Simmons
Val Venis

Beth Phoenix (Woman's Champion)
Jillian
Katie Lea
Layla
Paul Burchill

Expect the first show soon. Tomorrow most likely, but maybe tonight if I get bored.

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"A girl asked me for a ring and I put one around her whole eye" - Big L