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IWW @ “The Madison House”, Baton Rouge, Louisiana (January 3, 1978)
Buddy you’re a boy make a big noise
Playin in the street gonna be a big man some day.
Mud on your face…
Big disgrace…
Kickin your can all over the place. (All yours!)
*Our camera pans the 827 seats of the arena as Queen’s “We Will Rock You” booms throughout. The large ring, which is directly on the arena floor, is shown in all of its’ bare splendor. A short several feet from the squared circle is the first row, full of fans shouting slogans and waving drinks to the air.*
Reggie McNeely: To all of you watching at home and everyone out here live at The Madison House, welcome to the IWW!
Donovan Shaw: That’s right. Showin’ y’all premium broadcastin’ circa, let’s say… fifteen minutes? I’m Donovan Shaw…
Reggie McNeely: --And I’m Reggie McNeely. Sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride that is… International Women’s Wrestling!
*The music stops and an official makes his way to the ring.*
Sloan Evans: Ladies and gentlemen. Please, settle down…
*The crowd clamors for a while. Gradually, everyone calms down to a respectable level.*
Sloan Evans: I am excited to be the very first face you see in the middle of this ring. I am one of the official referees for this federation, so you can spot me later on but right now… I want to introduce you to the
face of International Women’s Wrestling. MS. VANESSA KING!!
PROMO ONE
*Queen’s “We Will Rock You” plays.*
Buddy you’re a boy make a big noise,
Playin in the street gonna be a big man some day.
Mud on your face…
Big disgrace…
Kickin your can all over the place. (All yours!)
We will,
We will rock you!
We will,
We will rock you!
Vanessa King, clad in a black business suit, struts her way down the runway and toward the ring. She thanks Sloan Evans, accepts the microphone from him and addresses the audience.
Vanessa King: Oy! I think I’m getting old.
*The crowd cheers.*
Vanessa King: Happy New Year; we finally made it to 1978! I am ec-static and you want to know why? You. You’re tired of seeing the same, monotonous wrestlers in the same, boring situations. It just so happens that “tedious” and “dry”, well… they’re not exactly my forte. Just this afternoon, I tried to have an egg salad with water on the side. But, this is Louisiana! So, I had to get me some crawfish stew, froglegs and some red rum pudding for dessert.
*The crowd roars. Vanessa King smiles as she waits for the crowd to settle down.*
Vanessa King: Alright. Alright. Let’s get down to business. Tonight is the debut night of IWW, International Women’s Wrestling! We not only have one, but two… two one-fall matches between some of the greatest female wrestlers that you’ve
never seen. Kimberly Starr, the actress turned wrestler, will test her grit against the certified martial artist Shi Nguyen! If that wasn’t enough, “Dangerous” Danni Des Moines will go toe-to-toe against one of the most physically endowed specimens on the roster, Alexandra Romanov!
*The crowd stomps their feet and bangs on the seats in front of them.*
Vanessa King: No! No, it doesn’t stop there! Because we still have one more match. A 6-Man Elimination Style Battle Royale and before this night is over… we will crown the first ever IWW Heavyweight Champion! Now, there’s something else that I
must address. Since I am the owner of this exciting new federation, I have to travel across the country in an effort to add more credibility to our franchise. So, I’ve appointed a Lieutenant Commissioner in my place to ensure that business is being run effectively, and that you enjoy the sport that we are offering to you. Please, let me present the new face of the IWW… Sebastian Colt!
*Queen’s “We Will Rock You” plays, once more.*
Sebastian Colt, a short, pudgy man dressed in an azure shirt and beige khakis makes his way to the ring and joins Vanessa. In his hands is the IWW Heavyweight Championship. Pink band. Gold embroidery. The initials “IWW” carved into its’ countenance. Sebastian grabs a microphone from ringside.
Sebastian Colt: Thank you, boss. I stand before you a humble man. Just like my colleagues here in the IWW, I break my back, day in and day out in order for this federation to thrive and succeed in a market dominated by male ‘rasslers! And here we are, finally in a arena, waiting! Waiting to please our overeager fans!
*The crowd whistles and cheers.*
Sebastian Colt (raising the IWW Championship in the air): This… is what it’s all about! This beautiful, gold-encrusted title will be awarded tonight! My people, I think we’ve heard enough talkin’ fer one night. Let’s get to it!
Vanessa King: Ladies and gentlemen, my friends… welcome to the IWW! Welcome to International Women’s Wrestling! Pure! Unadulterated! Women!
*The crowd screams. As Vanessa King and the Lt. Commissioner leave the ring, the camera cuts to the IWW Backstage Area.*
PROMO TWO
Summer Johnson: I’m Summer Johnson, IWW Interviewer, and we’ve just seen all of the commotion. A huge debut night for the IWW and look who I have here… Kimberly Starr! Kimberly, before you go out there for your match tonight, I just wanted to know your thoughts on how you feel about performing in the first ever IWW wrestling match.
Kimberly Starr: How I feel? How I
feel?? I feel… disrespected. How can you have a main event
without “The Kimberly Starr" being the first name on the marquee?? You don’t have to be a rocket scientist to know that Kimberly Starr…
*The camera zooms to the wrestler’s face. Kimberly’s curly, brunette hair nearly washed over her eyes.*
Kimberly Starr: --Is a star! I am better than those ugly, bitter tramps in the locker room behind me. Hell, I’m better than
you. I get signed to this pitiful company and how do they repay me? By giving me a match against some backwater Oriental. I HATE THE I-W-W! THAT’S… how I feel! Live fast. Die beautiful.
Summer Johnson: Um. Guys? Back to you?
MATCH ONE – KIMBERLY STARR v. SHI “THE DRAGON LADY” NGUYEN
*Bill Wither’s “Use Me” plays.*
…And I gotta spread the news.
If it feels this good bein’ used.
Well, you just keep on usin’ me…
Until you use me up.
Sloan Evans (the referee): The following is scheduled for one-fall. Introducing first, from the United States, weighing in at 134 lbs… Kimberly Starr!
Kimberly Star tosses her long, bouncy hair as she walks down the runway to the ring; angrily pulling her arm away from any overeager fans. Donning black tights (with a yellow “star” imprinted on her right thigh), black boots and a black bra, the tanned wrestler enters the ring.
Reggie McNeely: Let’s take this opportunity to allow you fans to be more familiar with our wrestlers. Here’s Kimberly Starr’s movelist…
IWW Wrestler - Kimberly Starr
• Crucifix Armbar
• Standing Figure-Four Armlock
• Hammerlock
• Head Scissors
• Shoulderbreaker
• Vertical Suplex
• European Uppercut
• Armbar Takedown (Single Arm DDT)
Reggie McNeely: You have to wonder, Don, if Kimberly Starr can actually back up her remarks from the Backstage Area just now.
Donovan Shaw: Well, if she
can’t back up her remarks… she can certainly back up to this announcer’s table ‘cause she is hotter than a full-coated mule doin’ jump-and-jacks in the middle of Naw’leans, ooh-wee!
Reggie McNeely: Donovan Shaw, ladies and gentlemen… he’ll be here all week.
Sloan Evans (the referee): And her opponent, from China,
also weighing in at 134 lbs… Shi “The Dur-agon Laaaady” Nguyen!
*Carl Douglas’ “Kung Fu Fighting plays.*
Everybody was Kung Fu fightin’. (Hiyah!)
Those cats were fast as lightnin’. (Hooh!)
In fact, it was a little bit frightenin’. (Hiyah!)
But they fought with expert timin’. (Hooh!)
Shi “The Dragon Lady” Nguyen jumps up and down in her yellow qipao, high-fiving as many fans as possible as she runs to ring. Her short ponytail is swings as she profiles a high jump kick in the middle of the ring. The crowd cheers.
Donovan Shaw: This young lady is somebody you do not wanna underestimate. She ain’t anythang short of incredible. You’ll see what I mean later on.
Reggie McNeely: Fun fact; did you know that Shi Nguyen is completely mute? You didn’t? You probably didn’t know her moveset either, then. Here it is…
IWW Wrestler – Shi “The Dragon Lady” Nguyen
• Enziguiri / Running Enziguiri
• Open-Handed Chop
• Leg Sweep
• Spinning Heel Kick
• Standing Moonsault
• Standing Dropkick
• Backflip Kick
Reggie McNeely: Alright, let’s get ready for this one, folks!
*The bell rings.*
Shi Nguyen bows to Referee Sloan Evans, and bows to her opponent, Kimberly Starr in respect. Kimberly Starr smiles with her hands on her hips, and then orders Shi Nguyen to get on her knees and worship. After Shi Nguyen shakes her head in confusion, Kimberly slaps her right in the face. After pointing and laughing, Shi Nguyen stiff kicks Kimberly Starr in the right leg, three times. Running to the ropes immediately after, Shi Nguyen strikes Kimberly Starr with a Spinning Heel Kick; crashing the two wrestlers to the mat below.
Reggie McNeely: And already “The Dragon Lady” is giving it to Kimberly Starr after that tasteless display of sportsmanship on Starr’s part!
Donovan Shaw: Hey! If Shi didn’t wanna get slapped, she shoulda just fell to her knees. Every man in this audience would’ve done anythang to trade places with her in that moment.
The two female wrestlers take a bump on the mat and Shi Nguyen strikes Kimberly Starr with another Spinning Heel Kick. After Shi Nguyen’s bump, she rushes over to Kimberly Starr but Kimberly desperately crawls toward the ropes and hugs them. Referee Sloan Evans gets between the two wrestlers and enforces his authority. Shi tries to slide past but Referee Sloan Evans won’t have any of it. Reluctantly, Shi turns around to walk away. With her back turned, Kimberly Starr runs and clubs the back of Shi Nguyen’s head with a forearm. Shi Nguyen falls to the mat.
*The crowd boos.*
Kimberly Starr stomps Shi Nguyen in the side of her ribs before rolling her over on her back. After two more stomps, Kimberly Starr delivers a falling elbow drop on Shi Nguyen’s midsection, and then bumps immediately. Kimberly Starr then delivers another falling elbow drop. Kimberly Starr pins Shi Nguyen.
Sloan Evans (referee): 1... 2- - 2!
Shi Nguyen kicks out and Kimberly Starr pounds the mat in anger. Before Shi Nguyen could stand to her feet, Kimberly Starr sprints and slams her knee against Shi Nguyen’s ribs, sending her to the mat. After standing her on her feet, Kimberly Starr locks in the Abdominal Stretch on Shi Nguyen. After seeing the anguish on Shi Nguyen’s face, Kimberly chuckles and torques the ribs with more pressure.
*The crowd starts to chant “Shi Nguyen! Shi Nguyen! Shi Nguyen! Shi Nguyen!”*
Kimberly Starr looks very concerned as Shi Nguyen begins to squirm out of the Abdominal Stretch. Both wrestlers shake from the exertion. Finally, Shi Nguyen strikes Kimberly Starr’s head with a forearm twice, and reverses the hold with an arm drag. After Kimberly’s bump from the mat, Shi Nguyen strikes her with a Jumping Calf Kick. After yet another bump, Shi Nguyen launches Kimberly Starr to the ropes with an Irish Whip then strikes her with a Leg Sweep. Favoring the back of her neck, Kimberly Starr tries to reach the ropes. Shi Nguyen stops her and pins Kimberly Starr.
Sloan Evans (referee): 1… 2…- - 2!
Kimberly Starr kicks out. As Shi Nguyen grabs Kimberly Starr by the ears, Kimberly slaps Shi’s hands away and delivers a Vertical Suplex. They both crash to the wrestling mat, gradually struggling to make it to their feet.
Sloan Evans (referee): 1… … 2… … 3… … 4… …
*The crowd stands to their feet, chanting for Shi Nguyen.*
Sloan Evans (referee): - -7… … 8…
Kimberly Starr makes it to her feet first and attempts to clothesline Shi Nguyen. Shi Nguyen ducks under the clothesline, they both turn around to face each other, and Shi Nguyen hits Kimberly Starr with an
Enziguiri! After that strike to the back of her neck, Shi Nguyen knocks Kimberly Starr to the ring mat below.
Sloan Evans (referee): 1… 2… 3!
*The match bell rings and Referee Sloan Evans raises Shi Nguyen arm in the air in victory.*
Reggie McNeely: What a match! Great effort from Shi “The Dragon Lady” Nguyen and that effort is rewarded with a victory.
Donovan Shaw: Don’t take credit away from Kimberly Starr. She almost came away with a victory here tonight, you know?
Reggie McNeely: Well, we have a lot more tonight folks including a monster main event. A 6-Man Elimination Style Battle Royale! Let’s take you to Summer Johnson as she’s joined by our new boss, Sebastian Colt.
PROMO THREE
Summer Johnson: Thanks, guys. Summer Johnson here, joined by the new Lt. Commissioner of IWW Mr. Sebastian Colt. Mr. Colt, what are your plans for the future of IWW?
Sebastian Colt: Well, Summer… I’m fortunate in that these wrestlers happen to be very talented. This makes my job much easier and really… all I have to do is fit it all in one, entertaining package. Excuse me, but that’s all the time I have. I’m horridly busy.
Summer Johnson: Mr. Colt! Just a few more… Oh well. Guys, back to you again.
MATCH TWO – “DANGEROUS” DANNI DES MOINES v. ALEXANDRA ROMANOV
Referee: The following is scheduled for one-fall. Introducing first, from the United States of America, weighing in at 141 pounds, “Dangerous” Danni Des Moines!
*AC/DC’s “Let There Be Rock plays.*
In the beginning,
Back in nineteen fifty-five.
Man didn’t know about a rock ‘n’ roll show,
And all that jive.
The white man had the smoltz.
The black man had the blues.
No one knew what they was gonna do.
But Tchaikovsky had the news; he said…
Let there be sound.
There was sound.
Let there be light.
There was light.
Let there be drums.
There were drums.
Let there be guitar.
There was guitar.
Oh, let there be rock!
“Dangerous” Danni Des Moines bursts from the backstage area and shakes her short, red hair to the music. Donning blue jean shorts, black knee pads, black boots and a short black T-shirt, “Dangerous” Danni Des Moines takes her time getting to the ring as she cavorts with the fans.
Reggie McNeely: Two more debuts, ladies and gentlemen, the first is “Dangerous” Danni Des Moines…
IWW Wrestler - “Dangerous” Danni Des Moines
• Knee Drop Bulldog
• DDT
• Running Clothesline
• Crucifix Pin
• Sunset Flip
• Single Leg Crab
• European Uppercut
Donovan Shaw: This is a very tough-and-tumble, cutthroat kinda gal. But, I think she needs a touch of make-up, if ya ask me.
Reggie McNeely: A touch of make-up?
Donovan Shaw: Well, you know… the way a pregnant grizzly bear might “touch” a Canadian ranger.
*Alexander Alexandrov’s “Hymn of the Russian Federation plays.*
Referee: And her opponent… from the country of Russia, weighing in at 169 pounds, Alexandra Romanov!
Donning a red one-piece leotard and red boots, Alexandra Romanov slowly makes her way to the ring. Her chiseled double-chin held high, Alexandra Romanov stops just the ring to stare down her opponent. Finally, she enters raises both of her arms in the air.
Donovan Shaw: And let’s look at Alexandra’s impressive movelist!
IWW Wrestler – Alexandra Romanov
• Belly-to-Belly Suplex
• Abdominal Stretch
• Waiting Vertical Suplex
• Big Boot
• Standing Knee Drop
• Forearm Club (to the back)
• Polish Hammer
Reggie McNeely: Let’s get this match under way.
*The bell rings.*
“Dangerous” Danni and Alexandra Romanov size up each other, circling the ring as they do so. Finally “Dangerous” Danni and Alexandra Romanov lock arms. After two seconds, Alexandra Romanov squirrels behind “Dangerous” Danni, hoists her in the air and slams her on her belly. As Alexandra Romanov jogs in place, “Dangerous” Danni takes a knee and measures her opponent.
Reggie McNeely: And just like that, you see the height advantage really working in Alexandra Romanov’s favor. I really can’t see how anyone could try to overpower her.
“Dangerous” Danni and Alexandra Romanov lock arms once more. After two seconds, Alexandra Romanov delivers an arm drag to “Dangerous” Danni. After the bump, Alexandra attempts a clothesline but “Dangerous” Danni ducks. After they both turn to face each other, “Dangerous” Danni strikes Alexandra’s face with a forearm two times. Then, “Dangerous” Danni runs to the ropes and when she returns Alexandra Romanov counters with a Polish Hammer, crashing “Dangerous” Danni to the mat below. Alexandra Romanov pins “Dangerous” Danni.
Referee: 1… … 2…- - 2!
Alexandra Romanov immediately stands “Dangerous” Danni to her feet and positions her in a Waiting Vertical Suplex. After standing for four seconds, Alexandra slams “Dangerous” Danni to the mat below. Taking her time to get to her feet, Alexandra Romanov runs to the ropes and stops in front of “Dangerous” Danni. Then, Alexandra strikes “Dangerous” Danni’s chest with a Standing Knee Drop. Alexandra Romanov pins “Dangerous” Danni.
Referee: 1… … 2… - - 2!
Alexandra Romanov grabs “Dangerous” Danni by the hair and stands her to her feet. The Referee shouts at Alexandra but to no avail. “Dangerous” Danni strikes Alexandra’s midsection with a forearm three times and runs to the ropes. Returning from those ropes, “Dangerous” Danni strikes Alexandra Romanov with a Running Clothesline and Alexandra takes a bump from the mat. Then, “Dangerous” Danni delivers a Standing Dropkick to Alexandra Romanov. “Dangerous” Danni pins Alexandra Romanov.
Referee: 1… … 2 - - 2!
“Dangerous” Danni Des Moines immediately mounts Alexandra Romanov and strikes her head with a forearm three times. The Referee breaks it up and separates the two wrestlers. As Alexandra struggles to get to her feet, “Dangerous” Danni runs off the ropes and attempts a Running Clothesline. But Alexandra Romanov, using the momentum, reverses with a Big Boot to “Dangerous” Danni’s nose. After “Dangerous” Danni crashes to the mat, Alexandra Romanov grabs her by the hair and delivers a Scoop Slam. Then, a Standing Knee Drop across “Dangerous” Danni’s chest. Alexandra poses to the crowd, clasping her hands together and raising them in the air.
*The crowd boos.*
Hoisting “Dangerous” Danni to her feet, Alexandra Romanov faces her and hugs her with clasped hands. Lifting her to attempt the
Belly-to-Belly Suplex, Alexandra was forced to stop as “Dangerous” Danni delivers a Headbutt out of sheer desperation. She delivers another. Then another. Finally, Alexandra relinquishes “Dangerous” Danni. Immediately, “Dangerous” Danni kicks Alexandra Romanov in the sternum and delivers a DDT; crashing Alexandra to the mat below and turning her on her back.”Dangerous” Danni Des Moines pins Alexandra Romanov.
Referee: 1… … 2… … - - 2!
“Dangerous” Danni pounds her fist into the mat as she is denied the 3-count. She can’t believe it. Noticing Alexandra Romanov stumbling as she attempt to stand, “Dangerous” Danni pats her knee pad three times and measures her opponent. As soon as Alexandra turns around, “Dangerous” Danni kicks Alexandra in the midsection and grabs the back of her head. As Alexandra bends over, “Dangerous” Danni jumps and drives her knees to the back of her head and slams it to the wrestling mat below. The
Knee Drop Bulldog was delivered! “Dangerous” Danni pins Alexandra Romanov.
Referee: 1… … 2… … 3!
*The match bell rings and the Referee raises “Dangerous” Danni’s hand in the air.*
Reggie McNeely: And she’s done it! She’s overcome the odds, ladies and gentlemen… what a match! This could be the beginning of a very bright future for this young lady.
Donovan Shaw: Pretty good “Dangerous” Danni Des Moines. Slap some lipstick on and maybe she could get some poster space on my wall.
Reggie McNeely: Could you be any more demeaning? You know what? Don’t answer that. Next is our main event! The ring is being prepared as we speak.
Donovan Shaw: Yeah, and as both “Dangerous” Danni Des Moines and Alexandra Romanov leave the ring, you see Sloan Evans, and two other referees, enter it. What a ring hog!
Reggie McNeely: There’s nothing wrong with enjoying your job! I just wish I knew that feeling. But, I’d have to wait until you leave that seat. Wait! Sloan Evans is about to speak.
Donovan Shaw: Oh yeah… let’s all encourage Sloan Evans.
Reggie McNeely: Would you hush!
MATCH THREE – FINAL MATCH
Sloan Evans (the referee): The following is a Six-Man Elimination Style Battle Royale for the IWW… Heavyweight… Championship! You can only win via pinfall, submission, or count-out. Introducing first from Mexico, weighing in at 130 pounds… The Cerulean Kid!
*Tito Puentes’ “Oye Como Va” plays.*
Donning a light-blue leotard with matching luchador mask, and blue boots, The Cerulean Kid runs down the runway and hops over the top rope into the ring.
IWW Wrestler - The Cerulean Kid
• Flying Elbow Drop
• Hurricanrana
• Running Forearm
• Flying Cross Body
• Head Scissors
• Sunset Flip
• Snapmare
Sloan Evans (the referee): - -And her opponent, from Transylvania, weighing 150 pounds… Lilith Morgana!
*LaBelle’s “Lady Marmalade” plays.*
With a short black dress and black boots, the pale, black-haired wrestler hisses and crawls her way to the ring.
IWW Wrestler - Lilith Morgana
• Swinging Neckbreaker
• Knee Drop
• Running Clothesline
• Forearm Club
• Cobra Clutch
• Kiss / Spanking
• Piledriver
Sloan Evans (the referee): - -And her opponent, from England, weighing in at 152 pounds… accompanied by her pet monkey, Oliver… Captain Conquest!
*Antonio Lucio Vivaldi’s “The Four Seasons” plays.*
Donning black boots, black baggy pantaloons, a gold vest and a pirate hat, Captain Conquest runs straight to the ring with her monkey, Oliver, running beside her. Once they arrive to the ring, Captain Conquest leaves the care of Oliver in the hands of the timekeeper.
IWW Wrestler - Captain Conquest
• Boston Crab
• Snap Suplex
• Backhand Chop
• Discus Clothesline
• One-Handed Bulldog
• Small Package
• Running Back Elbow
• Abdominal Stretch
Sloan Evans (the referee): - -And her opponent, from the dark continent of Africa… weighing in at 138 pounds, Crow Blackbyrd!
*Repeated sounds of pots and pans clanking together plays.*
The hooded figure makes her way to the ring. Once there, she removes her dark cloak and reveals herself. The bald-headed, dark-skinned wrestler dons a black, tattered skirt and a red bra. Tattoos are plastered all over her body.
IWW Wrestler - Crow Blackbyrd
• Finisher Mimic
• Forearm Club
• Leg Scissors (Body)
• Running Kick to the Head
• Running Clothesline
• Asian Mist
Sloan Evans (the referee): - -And her opponent, from Costa Rica, weighing 155 pounds… Nina Ramirez!
*A Taste of Honey’s “Boogie Oogie Oogie” plays.*
Donning yellow tights and a matching bra, Nina Ramirez head to the ring. Her short black hair is fashioned into a ponytail.
IWW Wrestler - Nina Ramirez
• Rolling Koppou Kick (rolling heel kick)
• Hurricanrana
• DDT
• Standing Dropkick
• Running Cross Body
• Snapmare
• Small Package
• Victory Roll
• Sunset Flip
Sloan Evans (the referee): - -And the final opponent. From the Isle of Samoa, weighing in at… 203 pounds! Accompanied by Mr. Valentine, Big… Wicked… Samoan!
*A lion’s roar plays throughout the entrance.*
Seemingly raving mad, the portly wrestler is dragged by a leash by a short, unintimidating man. Big Wicked Samoan with large, frizzy hair; dons very short (tight), black underwear, a huge black bra and is barefoot. Rattling the barricades and chewing on the ring ropes, Big Wicked Samoan enters the ring as Mr. Valentine cautiously releases her from her leash.
IWW Wrestler - Big Wicked Samoan
• Samoan Drop
• Bearhug
• Yakuza Kick
• Bite to the Forehead
• Standing Headbutt
• Landing Headbutt
• Shoulder Block
• Open-Handed Chop
• Turnbuckle Splash
• Big Splash Pin
Reggie McNeely: Ladies and gentlemen, once again, this
is for the first ever IWW Heavyweight Championship! Who’s going to make history here, tonight? Let’s watch.
Referee Sloan Evans brings out the IWW Heavyweight Title Belt and shows it to everyone. Captain Conquest, seemingly mesmerized by the luster of the belt, slowly reaches for it. Big Wicked Samoan, now relinquished from her leash, runs across the ring and knocks Captain Conquest head against the second turnbuckle with a Shoulder Block. Captain Conquest’s lifeless body lies across the wrestling ring.
*Reluctantly, the match bell rings.*
Immediately after, Big Wicked Samoan grabs The Cerulean Kid’s arm and delivers a Lariat, crashing her to the mat as well. Big Wicked Samoan runs to the ropes and strikes The Cerulean Kid with a Landing Headbutt.
*A Referee checks Captain Conquest’s status. She can no longer compete and is carried away from the ring. The crowd boos heavily.*
In an effort to take advantage, Lilith Morgana strikes Big Wicked Samoan with a Clothesline. Big Wicked Samoan barely moves, then immediately strikes Lilith Morgana with a Two-Handed Throat Thrust which sends her to the ropes. When she returns, Big Wicked Samoan delivers the
Samoan Drop and slams Lilith Morgana onto the wrestling mat below. Big Wicked Samoan pins.
Referee: 1… … 2… … 3!
*Big Wicked Samoan def. Lilith Morgana via pinfall.*
Crow Blackbyrd grabs The Cerulean Kid from the mat and delivers a Scoop Slam, slamming her to the mat. Crow Blackbyrd attempts a Standing Leg Drop, but The Cerulean Kid rolls out of the way. Favoring her lower back, Crow Blackbyrd stands to her feet. The Cerulean Kid runs to the ropes and dodges a Clothesline attempt from Big Wicked Samoan while doing so. On her return, she strikes Big Wicked Samoan with a Running Forearm, spins and strikes Crow Blackbyrd with a Spinning Heel Kick. Big Wicked Samoan only staggers after The Cerulean Kid’s Running Forearm.
Nina Ramirez, off of The Cerulean Kid’s momentum, delivers a Standing Dropkick to Big Wicked Samoan sending her to the ropes. Crow Blackbyrd grabs Nina Ramirez and tosses herself along with Nina Ramirez over the top rope.
Referee: 1… 2… 3… 4…
Nina Ramirez tries to re-enter the ring, but Crow Blackbyrd delivers a Forearm Club to the bridge of her back, twice. Then, Crow Blackbyrd locks in a Rear Headlock and backs away from the ring with Nina Ramirez. Nina Ramirez, in a moment of desperation, reverses the Rear Headlock with a Backdrop on the outside of the ring. With both Nina Ramirez and Crow Blackbyrd laying on the floor, the Referee continues his count.
Referee: 9… 10! That’s it! You two are eliminated.
*Crow Blackbyrd eliminated via count-out.*
*Nina Ramirez eliminated via count-out.*
The Cerulean Kid runs and strikes Big Wicked Samoan with as many forearm strikes as she can. The Cerulean Kid runs to the ropes and delivers a Cross Body to Big Wicked Samoan, but… Big Wicked Samoan counters with a
Bearhug. With The Cerulean Kid hoisted in the air and her ribs being crushed above Big Wicked Samoan’s shoulder , the crowd begins to rally behind her. She struggles to stay alive; her arms trembling with exertion. But, alas, the pressure is too much and The Cerulean Kid is forced to tap out on Big Wicked Samoan’s shoulder.
*Big Wicked Samoan def. The Cerulean Kid via submission. Big Wicked Samoan is new IWW Heavyweight Champion!*
Sloan Evans (the referee): Okay! Okay! That’s it! Mr. Valentine… come get her!
As Mr. Valentine enters the ring, Big Wicked Samoan relinquishes her hold on The Cerulean Kid and slams her to the wrestling mat. A Referee tries to put Big Wicked Samoan’s arm in the air but receives only unintelligible hollers and a shove to the mat.
Sloan Evans grabs the IWW Heavyweight Championship Belt and gives it to Big Wicked Samoan. Mr. Valentine insists on grabbing the belt for himself. He then falls to his knee and presents the IWW Heavyweight Championship Belt to Big Wicked Samoan, in an obvious effort to appease the wrestler. Big Wicked Samoan grabs the IWW Heavyweight Championship Belt with eager hands and hoists it in the air, beating her chest with a free hand while doing so.
Reggie McNeely: Oh… my… goodness. What a force of nature, we’ve just seen here tonight. I fear for the future of the IWW Heavyweight Championship.
Donovan Shaw: For once, we’re on the same page, here. I mean, who the hell can beat her? She hadn’t even been knocked down. This is gonna be a very interesting year, indeed.
Reggie McNeely: Well, for Donovan Shaw, I’m Reggie McNeely and Big Bad Samoan has just been crowned our very first IWW Heavyweight Champion. May the good Lord have mercy… on our souls.
PROMO FOUR
The camera zooms into the Backstage Area. “Dangerous” Danni Des Moines is seen watching the results of the main event through a television and looks concerned. Nevertheless, “Dangerous” Danni is ecstatic about her win over Alexandra Romanov and smiles her way out of arena.
”Dangerous” Danni Des Moines (bumping into Kimberly Starr): Oops! Sorry about that.
Kimberly Starr (holding an ice pack to the back of her neck): Hey! Watch where you’re going! Can’t you see I’m in pain, you oaf!
”Dangerous” Danni Des Moines: What! What did you say to me??
Sebastian Colt: Hey! Ladies… ladies. I sense a lotta hostility here. If there’s tension, then that’s great. I’m an expert at breaking tension… as well as breaking careers. Now, that can be a good thing, or it can be a bad thing. You decide. So, is everythang
cool?
Kimberly Starr (staring down Sebastian Colt in defiance): Yeah. Cool.
Kimberly Starr, still favoring the back of her neck, glares at “Dangerous” Danni Des Moines as she makes her exit.
”Dangerous” Danni Des Moines: Look. I know you’re the boss, and that’s great. But, I can take care of myself.
Sebastian Colt: I agree. I did see your match after all but, brace yourself for next week. I trust you saw our new IWW Heavyweight Champion. You betta be ready when your time comes, or you could end up missing in action.
“Dangerous” Danni Des Moines reflects on those thoughts as she stares down Sebastian Colt. After a couple of seconds, “Dangerous” Danni leaves The Madison House. Sebastian Colt just got here, but he already has an idea for next week match on IWW. All we can do is wait… and see what it is.
Quick Results
Shi “The Dragon Lady” Nguyen def. Kimberly Starr
“Dangerous” Danni Des Moines def. Alexandra Romanov
Big Wicked Samoan (IWW Heavyweight Champion) def. Captain Conquest, Lilith Morgana, Crow Blackbyrd, Nina Ramirez, and The Cerulean Kid for IWW Heavyweight Championship
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