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WRESTLEMANIA XXIV
WRESTLEMANIA XIV
(The screen is black…)
DING-DING-DING.
(Lilian Garcia’s voice can be heard…)
Lilian Garcia: The following is an opening video.
(A low drone begins. Golden words fade on to the screen, then fade off again.)
HOPES…
DREAMS…
REALISED…
HERE…
AT WRESTLEMANIA.
(Voices can be heard, as the ‘AT’ disappears, but ‘WRESTLEMANIA’ stays.)
Voice: Hogan pins Orndorff… he’s got it!
Voice: The Undertaker… Tombstone Piledriver! And the Undertaker beats Jimmy Snuka!
Voice: And Micheals wins the first ever Iron-Man Match!
Voice: Stone Cold has beaten the Rock, right here at Wrestlemania XV!
Voice: Triple H is the new Undisputed WWF Champion!
Voice: Undertaker has beaten his own brother, and the Deadman is once again the Deadman! It’s where it all begins… again!
Voice: Batista is on top of the mountain once again! Batista is the World Heavyweight Champion, here at Wrestlemania 21!
Voice: Mark Henry is the next man on that long list! 14-0 for the Undertaker!
Voice: 15-0! Can anyone stop the Deadman?
Voice: Mr. McMahon has been shaved bald!
Voice: What in the world will happen at Wrestlemania 24… 24… 24…………?
(Before the show went live…)
Match 1
Trash In The Can
30-Man Over-The-Top-Rope Challenge
Edge vs. Rory McAllister vs. Robbie McAllister vs. Brian Kendrick vs. Deuce vs. Domino vs. Jamie Noble vs. Mark Henry vs. The Miz vs. Snitsky vs. Carlito vs. Jesse vs. Hardcore Holly vs. Festus vs. Cody Rhodes vs. JTG vs. Shad vs. Funaki vs. Paul Burchill vs. Lance Cade vs. Shannon Moore vs. Jimmy Wang Yang vs. Colin Delaney vs. Mike Knox vs. Nunzio vs. DH Smith vs. Big Show vs. Zack Ryder vs. Curt Hawkins vs. Vladimir Kozlov
Lilian Garcia: The following contest is the Trash In The Can, Thirty Man Over-The-Top-Rope Challenge!
(The Wrestlemania Official Song (Snow by Red Hot Chilli Peppers) plays, and the participants come to the ring, and Lilian Garcia announces each one.
First comes Vladimir Kozlov, who walks down the huge ramp with a cold stare. He is followed by Curt Hawkins and Zack Ryder, who look cocky. DH Smith follows from a safe distance, and the Raw fans cheer weakly as they hear his name, and he waves.
Nunzio is next, then comes Mike Knox, and then Colin Delaney, who gets the biggest cheer of anyone so far from the fairly bored crowd, knowing that they’re about to see mostly jobbers. The pair of Jimmy Wang Yang and Shannon Moore arrive next, high fiving the fans along the edges of the huge ramp.
Lance Cade comes next, but Trevor Murdoch is nowhere to be seen. Cade looks down, and it seems that Murdoch was just not up to standard. Paul Burchill arrives to booing, and the ramp is so big that Mike Knox has only just got in the ring by the time Burchill appears at the top of the ramp. Funaki arrives, followed then by both members of Cryme Tyme.
The Titantron bursts to life, as the arrival of a more well known superstar is imminent. The Titantron shows the Big Show smiling. It then plays a small video package.
Big Show: About 420 pounds…
The image flickers to Big Show standing elsewhere.
Big Show: About 7 feet…
Flicker again, and Big Show stands elsewhere again.
Big Show: I am…
Flicker to Big Show snarling in front of a black background.
Big Show: Big Show.
Fireworks burst up, and the crowd cheer in appreciation of the video package, as many look in the programme to find that a similar video package will be shown for every ‘upper class’ wrestler.
Big Show arrives, pleased with the video package. Naturally, it’s not his music playing, it’s still the Wrestlemania music, but he looks happy anyway, and storms down the ramp.
Cody Rhodes and Hardcore Holly arrive, and then another video package starts…
Jesse and Festus stand in front of the ocean.
Jesse: We’re the World Tag Team Champions.
Flicker.
Jesse: And we like biscuits ‘n’ gravy.
Flicker.
Jesse: We are…
Flicker to black background with Jesse and Festus.
Jesse: Jesse and Festus.
The crowd goes wild as the World Tag Team Champions appear on the ramp, also pleased with their video package. Jesse helps Festus down the ramp, and Carlito arrives, followed by Snitsky shortly after. The Miz arrives to a relatively big cheer, and Jamie Noble appears afterwards.
Deuce and Domino arrive to booing, and then Brian Kendrick, without Paul London, who is preparing for his match later. The Titantron crackles to life once more:
Mark Henry: I’m the World’s Strongest Man…
Flicker.
Mark Henry: I am…
Flicker.
Mark Henry: Mark Henry.
Mark Henry arrives, with the crowd on his side following the video. The McAllisters arrive behind him, and one final video package plays:
Edge: I’m the Ultimate Oppurtunist…
Flicker.
Edge: And I’m the Rated R Superstar…
Flicker.
Edge: I am…
Flicker.
Edge: Edge.
The crowd boos as Edge appears on the stage, and sprints down the ramp, with the bell ringing as he gets in the ring. The match begins.)
Out goes Nunzio, immediately thrown out surprisingly by Colin Delaney, who simply pushes Nunzio over.
Elimination No. 1: Nunzio by Colin Delaney at 0:02
Everyone begins to brawl following Nunzio’s elimination, with Big Show and Mark Henry laying men out with punches left, right and centre. Cody Rhodes hits Lance Cade with the Flowing DDT, but Colin Delaney comes in and nails short-term rival Rhodes with a huge punch. He grabs Cade, and tosses him out.
Elimination No. 2: Lance Cade by Colin Delaney at 0:30
We’re down to twenty-eight men, as Delaney gets his second elimination of the night. On the other side of the ring, Deuce meets the arena floor at the hand of Edge.
Elimination No. 3: Deuce by Edge at 0:35
That’s one for Edge. Big Show smashes both the McAllisters with one punch, and Henry chuckles. Unfortunately, Henry lets his guard down, and World Tag Team Champion Festus appears from nowhere and clotheslines Henry over the top rope. Festus eliminates Mark Henry!
Elimination No. 4: Mark Henry by Festus at 0:53
Big Show can’t believe it. He grabs Festus, and Chokeslams him out of the match!
Elimination No. 5: Festus by Big Show at 0:56
Someone shouts ‘All on Show!’ and everyone turns to take on Show, who looks with shock. Vladimir Kozlov knows where his loyalties stand with Candice’s Enforcers, and as everyone moves towards Show, Kozlov smashes through the ranks to help Show, and the pair move back to back in the middle in the ring, fighting off the attacks. The mob gains the upper hand on Kozlov, and they lift the Russian up high… carry him to the ropes… goodbye Mister Kozlov. The ref points to Hardcore Holly as the man credited with elimination, as he got the last hand on Kozlov. Show is dismayed.
Elimination No. 6: Vladimir Kozlov by Hardcore Holly at 1:31
Show goes down after a lot of hits, and it takes six men to lift him. They place him, dizzy, against the ropes, hold him, and Paul Burchill charges, knocking Show over with impressive clothesline. The men in the ring give a hearty cheer… then start brawling again.
Elimination No. 7: Big Show by Paul Burchill at 2:11
The men brawl around the ring, with twenty three men still going. At this point, it seems Edge, Hardcore Holly, and Colin Delaney are on top. It is another minute until the next elimination, when Colin Delaney makes his third, shoving Robbie McAllister to his doom.
Elimination No. 8: Robbie McAllister by Colin Delaney at 3:16
Delaney is on fire! He turns to see Rory McAllister and Domino charging at him, but Delaney lowers the top rope, and McAllister and Domino fly over to give Delaney two more to his tally!
Eliminations No. 9 and No. 10: Rory McAllister and Domino by Colin Delaney at 3:22
And that’s five for Delaney. Elsewhere, Funaki plummets over to give Carlito his first elimination.
Elimination No. 11: Funaki by Carlito at 3:27
And in the other corner, we say goodbye to Brian Kendrick, as he gets Suplexed over by Hardcore Holly.
Elimination No. 12: Brian Kendrick by Hardcore Holly at 3:34
Which leaves eighteen men left to challenge for Trash In The Can. Cryme Tyme starts to fight with Edge, and Delaney starts to get attacked by Hardcore Holly. DH Smith attacks the Miz, and Snitsky tackles Jesse and Jamie Noble.
Everyone brawls, but no-one will go over the ropes, and every time someone attempts to eliminate another, the eliminatee refuses to go over, which is starting to make the crowd restless. Colin Delaney is the man who helps them out, and as Hardcore Holly attempts the Alabama Slam, he slips out and shoves Holly over the rope! Hardcore Holly’s been dominant, but he becomes Colin Delaney’s sixth victim!
Elimination No. 13: Hardcore Holly by Colin Delaney at 4:39
Edge hits JTG with the Edgecution! The crowd groans, but as Edge then goes to eliminate JTG, Shad comes in and nails Edge square in the jaw! On the other side of the ring, Jesse is shoved over by Snitsky.
Elimination No. 14: Jesse by Snitsky at 4:55
Jimmy Wang Yang looks for the Moonsault on Mike Knox… no! Knox catches Wang Yang, and throws him over.
Elimination No. 15: Jimmy Wang Yang by Mike Knox at 5:01
Knox turns, but gets clotheslined over the top rope by Edge!
Elimination No. 16: Mike Knox by Edge at 5:04
Zack Ryder and Curt Hawkins are in a huge battle against Cody Rhodes and Paul Burchill as SmackDown takes on Raw. Rhodes hits his finisher for the second time of the night, hitting the Flowing DDT on Ryder. Once again, though, he cannot capitalise, as Delaney once again takes him out with a massive punch, and eliminates Ryder, once again stealing Rhodes’ kill.
Elimination No. 17: Zack Ryder by Colin Delaney at 5:34
Which means eight are eliminated at the hands of Colin Delaney! Spear on JTG elsewhere! Out he goes at Edge’s hands!
Elimination No. 18: JTG by Edge at 5:42
Only twelve men remain. The Miz clotheslines Carlito over.
Elimination No. 19: Carlito by The Miz at 5:55
Goodbye Carlito. Cody Rhodes isn’t too pleased with Colin Delaney, and kicks his rival in the gut, looking to hand out another dose of the Flowing DDT, but Delaney pushes him away – and over the top rope.
Elimination No. 20: Cody Rhodes by Colin Delaney at 6:23
Ten remain, as the Miz is hit with the Mooregasm from Shannon Moore. Curt Hawkins gets hit with a huge Suplex from DH Smith, followed by Edge eliminating his former friend with a smile.
Elimination No. 21: Curt Hawkins by Edge at 6:42
Nine left! Shannon Moore goes to the top turnbuckle, looking to fly on to Snitsky, but Edge sneakily takes out his legs, and sends him tumbling over… the ref says ‘Eliminated!’
Elimination No. 22: Shannon Moore by Edge at 6:56
Snitsky goes on a rampage, and hands out vicious punches left, right and centre. All seven other men fall to Snitsky’s hand over a period of a minute, and Snitsky tosses out Shad.
Elimination No. 23: Shad by Snitsky at 8:00
All the six men down are up, and they all attack Snitsky, but he fights them all off… Spear! Snitsky never saw it coming! Edge with superhuman speed with the Spear! Edge tosses a dizzy Snitsky over to take the match down to six!
Elimination No. 24: Snitsky by Edge at 8:22
And with six remaining, all hell breaks loose as everyone can sense how close they are to victory. The Miz sends DH Smith flying over! And we’re down to five, and the crowd is really into this!
Elimination No. 25: DH Smith by The Miz at 8:59
And the last five are Edge, Colin Delaney, Jamie Noble, Paul Burchill, and the Miz. They move to separate parts of the ring, and stare at each other. Edge grins cockily. Delaney has a wild look in his eye. Noble looks around nervously. Burchill is angry. Miz looks at Delaney with a puzzled expression.
Edge makes the first move, charging towards Noble, who ducks out the way, and Edge flies into the turnbuckle! The crowd groans in sympathy. Noble looks unhappily at Edge, scared about what nearly happened. Burchill grabs Miz, and sends him flying over with a roar.
Elimination No. 26: The Miz by Paul Burchill at 9:45
Four left! The crowd is on it’s feet, everyone cheering for the pre-Wrestlemania entertainment. Burchill turns and smashes a charging Colin Delaney with a huge punch! Delaney crumples, and Noble tries to push Edge over, but the Rated R Superstar moves not a muscle.
Delaney gets up, and Burchill charges. Delaney hits a Drop Toe Hold, and Burchill’s face eats mat. The crowd cheers, and Burchill scrambles to his feet, to be met by Jamie Noble, who was flung across the ring by Edge, and the pair collide. They both hit the ropes, and Edge flies in, clotheslining them both over.
Eliminations No. 27 and No. 28: Paul Burchill and Jamie Noble by Edge at 10:32
It’s down to Edge and Colin Delaney, for the right to be exempt from any draft, and the right to permanently move brands (until they move for another reason, like a draft after the can had been used). Edge flies in, and hits the Spear! Edge hits Delaney with the Spear, and now Edge might have just won! Edge lifts Delaney up, ducks round behind him, and eliminates him with the Electric Chair! Delaney lands on his back, and curses, furious with himself.
Final Elimination: Colin Delaney by Edge at 10:55
Result: Edge wins, finally eliminating Colin Delaney.
Match Time: 10:55
Eliminations:
Edge: 9
Colin Delaney: 8
The Miz: 2
Snitsky: 2
Hardcore Holly: 2
Paul Burchill: 2
Mike Knox: 1
Festus: 1
Big Show: 1
Carlito: 1
(The crowd boos as Edge is handed the medium sized trash can, and he holds it up high with a huge smile. He then leaves, smiling, and holding his trash can under his arm. After a few minutes, after the crowd has had some time to take that match in, Lilian Garcia enters the ring, and the crowd rises in anticipation of the start of the televised part of Wrestlemania.)
Lilian Garcia: Welcome to the Citrus Bowl, in Orlando, Florida. And welcome to Wrestlemania!
(The crowd goes absolutely wild! Every member of the audience gets up on their feet to cheer, and signs are up everywhere.)
Lilian Garcia: And to open up this year’s Wrestlemania, may I introduce, singing ‘America The Beautiful’, please welcome none other than John Legend!
(John Legend is shown on the ramp, sitting at a piano. He sings the National Anthem, and the crowd respects him, giving him a massive reception as he finishes. He leaves, and the commentators begin to talk, after lots of spectacular golden fireworks.)
JR: Hello, and welcome to Wrestlemania! This is Raw’s table, and we’ve got some great action here tonight!
MVP: It’s only the greatest! The Grandest Stage Of Them All’s gonna give us the year’s best action. Raw’s brings the WWE Championship Match, plus Triple H vs. Goldberg, and Mr. Kennedy vs. Finlay. And now we go to SmackDown’s table.
Mike Adamle: Welcome to Wrestlemania from SmackDown’s point of view! Hey, King, what we got tonight?
King: It’s gonna be great, Mike! The Undertaker goes for 16-0, Batista takes on Ric Flair, and Paul London guns for the Cruiserweight Championship! Now, to ECW!
Cole: ECW greets you at home, and tonight is going to be a great night for ECW, as we have men in Money In The Bank and the Battle Of The Brands contest.
Tazz: Plus, we’re gonna crown a new ECW Champion, as six men face off in Extreme Rules Elimination to find our new Champ of Extreme! Plus, that match also features the return of an ECW Original!
JR: And now it’s time to kick off the show.
Match 2
WWE Cruiserweight Championship…
Ladder Match
Spartan vs. Paul London
Lilian Garcia: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and it is for the WWE Cruiserweight Championship!
(A video package starts and the crowd go wild as they hear…
Voice: Tonight… tonight… tonight! We dine in hell… hell… hell!
The black background bursts to life, showing a silhouette of an armour-clad figure, standing, holding a spear, in front of a golden background.
Voice: You’re about to be vanquished… vanquished…
Flicker to Spartan’s face.
Spartan: I am…
Flicker.
Spartan: I am…
Flicker.
Spartan: I am…
Flicker to black background. Spartan stares hard at the camera, and proclaims…
Spartan: Spaaaaaaaaaaartaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!!!!
Spartan rides majestically on to the ramp as Wrestlemania kicks off its televised coverage. He appears on a chariot pulled by a powerful stallion, which pulls him down the ramp to a huge cheer. He wears a glistening robe, with his armour underneath.
Spartan arrives at the bottom of the ramp. He takes off his robe, and lays it on the seat of his chariot, smiling. He also takes off his armour, and leaves it in the chariot. He springs off, and pats the stallion kindly as he passes with his spear held high. Spartan slides in the ring and holds his spear up high to a massive ovation.
A new video package starts.
London: I’ve won this gold before…
Flicker.
London: And I’m about to win it again.
Flicker.
London: ‘Cause I am…
Flicker.
London: Paul London.
Fireworks blaze furiously around the roofless arena as SmackDown’s Paul London flies on to the ramp. The fireworks make a huge impact on the already dark Citrus Bowl. He smiles happily at the audience, then sprints down the large ramp in his usual style, and sliding into the ring, out of breath.
London rises. He looks at Spartan’s spear, and protests to the referee, who shakes his head, saying ‘No Disqualification’. Spartan smiles, and points his spear menacingly at London, smirking. The referee makes sure the stallion has left the arena floor, and checks with the ringside staff that the ladders have been set up. The crowd starts chanting, ‘Spartan! Spartan!’ in a similar style to Goldberg’s chant. Spartan twirls his spear in anticipation, and Paul London licks his lips. The crowd sits, ready for Wrestlemania to officially start with the beginning of its first televised match. The two men tense up, the ref makes his last checks, smiles, and calls for the bell. It rings, and the crowd cheer wildly.)
Spartan lets out an awe-inspiring war cry, and flies forward, cracking London on the head with his spear! The crowd cheers, and London falls, clutching his forehead in agony. Spartan leaps up on to the turnbuckle, and flies off, hitting a huge Frog Splash! The crowd cheers, and London stays down after two superb feats of power and finesse.
Spartan smiles, and rolls to his feet. He grabs his spear, and thrusts it up three times, to many cheers. MVP mutters ‘Show-Off’. Spartan shakes himself in anticipation, and turns, planting his spear right through the ring mat in a huge display of strength! The crowd sit almost silently, everyone with eyes wide, and Spartan hypes himself up even more.
Spartan helps London to his feet. London dizzily attempts to go for Spartan, but Spartan dodges out the way and whips London to the turnbuckle. Spartan charges, but London brings a boot up! It catches Spartan round the face, and the Honourable Warrior falls, eyes wide. London lifts himself to the top turnbuckle, and jumps off, connecting with a massive Double Leg Drop!
London lands hard, but Spartan gets the worst of the move, as the Honourable Warrior cries out as the move hits. London rises to his feet painfully, and leans against the ring ropes for support. He doesn’t take his eyes off Spartan for a second, and Spartan clutches his stomach, scowling at the former Champ.
London calms himself. He then springboards off the ropes, looking for a Moonsault, but Spartan cleverly dodges, and London lands very hard on his front. Spartan rises, holding his stomach as if winded, and stomps on London’s ankle, prompting a small groan from London. Spartan looks around, then looks neutrally at the hanging Championship belt. He then suddenly rolls on the floor, springs up, and hits a superb Knee Drop from great height, rolling as he hits London’s head.
London rolls around in pain as the crowd watches in awe of Spartan, who then grabs London’s leg, drags him towards the spear planted in the centre of the ring, and smashes London’s leg into it as if it was the ring post! London yells in agony and bites his hand, as Spartan continues to do it, until London yells out and kicks wildly, narrowly missing Spartan’s head, and causing the undefeated soldier to step back, leaving London’s leg alone.
London clutches his leg, panting heavily. Spartan ponders briefly, and decides that it’s time for a ladder. He turns to exit the ring, but London has other ideas, using his useable leg to kick away Spartan’s, to the amazement of the crowd. Many spectators clap London, in fact. Spartan hits the mat face first, and groans in disbelief. London crawls towards the ropes, and uses them to lift himself up. He watches Spartan with a distressed look on his face, as he tenderly tries out putting weight on his injured leg. He winces, but seems ok, as he then gets out of the ring, Spartan still on the mat.
Spartan shakes his head and gets up to see Paul London grabbing a ladder. He frowns, looking like he is wishing he’d kept his armour on. He leaps on to the top turnbuckle, and London un-sets up the ladder. He lifts it in its usual folded form, and despite looking slightly uncertain, Spartan springs off with an incredibly daring Suicide Dive! London is amazed, but ready, as he viciously swings, and smashes Spartan full on in the face with the ladder! Spartan hits the arena floor with a thump, and London looks shocked as the crowd groans from the impact. The SmackDown and Raw commentators (ECW’s commentators aren’t involved, no-one from ECW is in this match) are shouting and cursing, and Mike Adamle shouts ‘Have Mercy!’, as the cameras show numerous replays of the hideous incident.
Spartan looks knocked out. London’s face is pale, and he looks like he’s going to be sick. He drops the ladder at his feet, starts to kneel down towards Spartan, then reconsiders, and picks up the ladder again. He walks towards the ring, and the crowd eggs him on for the gold. London keeps taking nervous glances back at the unconscious Honourable Warrior, and as he slides the ladder into the ring, he stops himself before he gets in the ring.
The crowd boos. London looks even more concerned as Spartan stays down still, not moving. He gets in the ring, and Spartan stirs! The crowd have a mixed reaction to this, and London realises what he’s been doing, remembering what he wants. He furiously attempts to remove the spear from the centre of the ring, and does, before throwing it out of the ring in desperation. Spartan looks up, dazed, and scrambles to his feet, yelling as he holds his head in pain. London desperately attempts to set up the ladder, but he’s rushing, and can’t get it to set up without falling, as it falls with each attempt, London getting more frustrated each time. Spartan tries to get in the ring, but he can’t, as he grasps his head in agony.
Spartan crawls into the ring, but stays down on the mat. London manages to get the ladder to mostly stay up, although it’s wobbly from unstable and rushed setting-upping. Spartan starts to struggle up with aid of the ring ropes, and London starts to climb. The crowd is just screaming randomly, and London makes it halfway… but Spartan is up! He roars, ignoring his head injury with all his might, and charges, speeding up the ladder, and grabbing London’s leg!
The crowd goes nuts as Spartan pulls down London! He jumps on to London’s shoulders, and connects, against all odds with his injury, with the Trojan Horse! Spartan is right back in this! London goes down groaning, cursing his earlier concern. Spartan starts to climb the ladder slowly, but as he gets halfway, he stops to hold his head and rest, and London crawls to the ladder, pushing the wobbly tool over! Spartan lands on his feet, but goes down, clutching his head once more.
The ladder bounces on the ropes, then collapses and lies on the mat, as do London and Spartan. After about twenty seconds, both men slowly rise, and start to brawl. London hits a big punch to Spartan’s gut, and Spartan steps back. London winces in pain, then steps forward, and hits a very strong Superkick! For Spartan, it’s just another part of his head to hurt, and he goes down, groaning. London grabs the ladder, but Spartan lashes out with his foot, and brings London unexpectedly down. Spartan rolls over to him and starts to pummel away, but London pushes him off and the pair rise.
Spartan grabs London, lifts him up, and simply smashes him down on his chest, prompting London to curl up in pain. Spartan pants, and then points to the Championship belt, saying something incomprehensible to anyone but London. London shakes his head and rises very slowly. Spartan grabs the ladder, and swings it at London, but he ducks, and then looks for a Dropkick. Spartan brings up the ladder and blocks the shot, then sets the ladder up in the centre of the ring. The crowd is quite quiet as London rises, but Spartan springboards, and hits the Spartan Spear! The crowd erupts for the huge move, and everyone is on their feet! Spartan turns towards the ladder with a smile, and the crowd knows it’s over! Spartan climbs, and grabs the title! Spartan is the new Cruiserweight Champion!
Result: Spartan wins, climbing a ladder and collecting the Championship belt. Spartan is the new Cruiserweight Champion.
Match Time: 17:16
JR: And the Spartan, Raw’s own Honourable Warrior, is the new WWE Cruiserweight Champion!
MVP: I would have been happy with either result. Both those men put in a tremendous amount of effort, that was something else in the way of the show starter.
Mike Adamle: And you gotta feel that SmackDown got ripped off there.
King: Mike, you’re crazy. Both men deserved that. You’re just a sore loser.
Mike Adamle: I just think that Paul London performed better, and as a former Champion, deserved the gold more.
MVP: And it’s that kind of biased banta that could only come from SmackDown’s announce team. Shockin’, man.
Mike Adamle: Wait a second, that’s not true. Just because Raw won that bout doesn’t make you the better brand, and if definitely doesn’t make you the better announce team!
JR: Maybe the fans at home should decide, then.
MVP: (sing-song voice) No contest. (normal voice) See, we all know that everyone’s gonna pick us, so why bother?
Tazz: They’d only pick you guys because ECW’s announce team wouldn’t be entered. Sign us up, baby!
JR: Looks like we’ve got a contest on our hands. We’ve just received an incredibly quick go ahead from the tech crew, so it looks like you at home can choose who the best announce team is. For Montel and I, send RAW to *****.
Mike Adamle: To go with King and I, you should text SMACKDOWN to that same number.
Micheal Cole: And for Tazz and me, you’ll be texting to that very same number, and it’ll be ECW you’ll be starting the message with.
JR: And we’ll announce the results before the Main Event, we’re told. Well, let’s see what’s happening backstage.
(The camera cuts backstage, where we see Hornswoggle running, upset, along a backstage corridor, where the walls are gold instead of the usual white. The crowd cheers, then realise he’s upset, and stop. Hornswoggle keeps running, and runs straight into none other than The Rock! The crowd goes absolutely nuts, and Hornswoggle bounces off the Great One, looking frightened. The Rock smiles and kneels down to Hornswoggle’s level.)
Rock: Hey, little buddy. It’s Hornswoggle, right?
(Hornswoggle slowly nods.)
Rock: Well, where’s your dad?
(Hornswoggle whispers something in Rock’s ear.)
Rock: Oh, man. What about you? And now they’re fighting for the right to care for you?
(Hornswoggle nods again.)
Rock: Ouch. Well, the Rock is needed somewhere, but he’ll see if he can help, ok?
(Hornswoggle smiles.)
Rock: Awesome. Hang on, I’ll see if someone can look after you until later.
(The Rock looks around. He spots Mickie James.)
Rock: Hey, Mickie!
(The former Women’s Champion comes over.)
Mickie: Oh, hey, Dwayne.
(The Rock sighs.)
Rock: Mickie, the Rock’s told you lots of times… it’s the Rock.
Mickie: Right.
Rock: Look, Finlay and Mr. Kennedy are off insulting each other or something. Can you look after Hornswoggle for a bit?
Mickie: Sure thing. Come on, sweetie.
(Mickie leads a happier Hornswoggle off, and the scene ends with the Rock flexing briefly and then leaving towards the interview area.)
JR: Well, that match is later, as the Fatherhood Rights of Hornswoggle are put on the line, and Finlay and Mr. Kennedy fight for those rights.
MVP: And that’s a match that only Raw’s commentators can call, thank goodness.
Mike Adamle: Hey, just –
MVP: Oops! This is Raw discussion, you’re not involved. Bye-bye.
JR: Well, what do we have next?
Match 3
Battle Of The Brands Tag Team Match
6-Man, 3 Tornado Tag Team Match
Shawn Micheals and Umaga vs. The Great Khali and JBL vs. Shelton Benjamin and Charlie Haas
Lilian Garcia: The following is a 6-Man, 3 Team, Tornado Tag Battle Of The Brands!
(The crowd cheers for the announcement, and the first video package of the match. Shawn Micheals stands smiling, and Umaga stands just behind him, looking angry.
Micheals: We’re the dominant brand…
Flicker.
Micheals: And I’ve got the Samoan Bulldozer…
Flicker.
Micheals: Introducing… Raw.
Fireworks blaze as Raw’s music plays, and HBK and Umaga appear on the ramp, looking ready. Micheals gets down his knees and prays, whilst Umaga starts to walk down the ramp, beating his chest and roaring. HBK gets up, and bounces down the ramp behind Umaga, smiling broadly. They make it to the ring, and wait, with Micheals giving encouragement to Umaga.
The next video package plays. JBL stands confidently, as the powerful figure of the Great Khali towers behind him.
JBL: Samoan Bulldozer? Ha…
Flicker.
JBL: Try the Punjabi Giant…
Flicker.
JBL: Introducing… SmackDown.
The Great Khali and JBL appear to SmackDown’s music, and they power down the ramp, with JBL looking angry, and the Great Khali looking neutrally at Umaga. JBL uses the steps to get in, whereas Khali simply brings himself up on the apron, and getting in via the top rope. Umaga snarls in anger, and Micheals looks hard at JBL. As the referee keeps the two teams apart, a new video package begins.
Shelton Benjamin and Charlie Haas stand in front of a black background, holding their WWE Tag Team Championships.
Benjamin: We’re the WWE Tag Team Champions…
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Haas: And we’re gonna win this for ECW…
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Benjamin: Introducing…
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Haas: From the land of the Extreme…
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Benjamin: E.C.W.
Benjamin and Haas sprint on to the stage, holding their Championship belts. They high five, then walk down the ramp to the tune of ECW’s signature music. They smile, and get in the ring, as the ECW faithful cheer. All three teams glance around. The ref makes some checks, talks briefly to the other two referees outside the ring, and starts the match, to a big cheer.)
Umaga is first off the starting block, flying forward with a huge punch to Charlie Haas’ jaw, stunning Shelton Benjamin. The Great Khali wanders into the fray, and shoves Umaga over the top rope, then following him out.
JBL charges forward, and punches Benjamin in the gut. Benjamin groans, and returns the favour, landing a few powerful punches to JBL’s head. Layfield does not take it well, and falls easily. Charlie Haas rises, and the Self-Proclaimed World’s Greatest Tag Team start to pound away at JBL. Meanwhile, outside, the Great Khali and Umaga brawl, as a referee inspects the action.
Umaga throws himself forward, knocking Khali off balance with his force and size. Khali holds the barricade to stop himself from falling, and Umaga charges, but the Punjabi Giant moves, with Umaga running headfirst into that same barricade. Khali seizes his opportunity, smashing Umaga’s head a couple of times against the barricade. Umaga roars, and elbows Khali away, before shoving him face-first into the steel ring post!
Khali bounces off the steel in pain, and lands hard on the arena floor. Umaga covers… 1-2 kick out by the Punjabi Giant. Umaga roars in Khali’s face as he lies down, and but Khali frowns, and punches Umaga, sending him reeling away. Khali gets up, grabs Umaga’s neck with both hands, and the SmackDown fans start to cheer, but Shawn Micheals, who has made no involvement in the match so far, springs out of the ring, and shoves Khali away from Umaga.
Meanwhile, in the ring, JBL starts to fight off Haas and Benjamin, tossing Benjamin out of the ring, and on to the arena floor. Layfield then turns his attention to Haas, and stuns him with an STO. He covers… 1-2 Haas kicks out. JBL lifts him to his feet, then whips him to the turnbuckle. He then charges, but Haas leaps up on to the top turnbuckle, meaning Layfield runs straight into the turnbuckle, sending him reeling back in pain. Haas sees his chance, and flies off, looking for a Dropkick, but JBL looks up, and stuns Haas and the crowd with an amazing clothesline, picking Haas out of the air with superb accuracy!
Haas lies on the mat, looking completely knocked out. JBL looks very pleased with himself, and looks down at Haas with a smirk on his face. Benjamin comes to, and rolls back in the ring. JBL has forgotten about the Gold Standard, and so gets very confused when he is suddenly spun round, and hit with the T-Bone Suplex! The ECW fans erupt, and Mike Adamle shouts ‘Have Mercy!’ in dismay, as Benjamin covers… 1-2- kick out! The SmackDown fans go absolutely wild, and Shelton Benjamin cannot believe it! JBL kicks out from the T-Bone at the death, and Shelton Benjamin is shocked.
Shawn Micheals is first to react to the near fall, hitting the Great Khali with a low blow while the nearby referee is distracted by the near fall. Khali falls in agony, and Umaga starts to pound him as HBK heads to the ring. Micheals gets in, and as Benjamin gets up, Micheals clotheslines him to the mat. Haas crawls over to JBL, and attempts a cover… 1- HBK breaks it up in amusement. He lifts Haas up, then tosses him out of the ring, Haas hitting the arena floor with a groan.
JBL and Benjamin both slowly rise. Both men and HBK start a three man brawl in the centre of the ring, as Haas lies near unconscious on the arena floor, and The Great Khali fights against Umaga by the barricade. Umaga once again eats the barricade, as Khali throws the Samoan Bulldozer into it once more. Umaga lies angrily on the arena floor, but Khali is not done, picking Umaga up by the throat with both hands, and this time connecting with the Khali Bomb! The SmackDown fans go wild, and a ref counts the pin, 1-2- NO! Umaga kicks out, and the Raw fans have their moment to cheer.
Khali is furious. He picks Umaga up, and goes for the Brain Chop, but Umaga brings up both hands, and holds back Khali’s hand! Umaga roars in anger, and the pair embark on an epic struggle, as Khali tries to bring his hand down, but Umaga tries to force it away. Khali starts to win, but from nowhere comes Shawn Micheals, and stuns Khali, tackling him to the ground. Micheals pounds wildly at Khali as Umaga catches his breath. It doesn’t take long, as the Samoan Bulldozer quickly recovers, and starts to help out Micheals, as Raw’s duo pound the living daylights out of the Great Khali.
JBL isn’t happy about this, but Shelton Benjamin prevents him from going to help, grabbing Layfield and sending him flying out of the ring. He then leaves the ring himself, going to help out Charlie Haas, who is still sprawled out on the arena floor. Khali, meanwhile, lets out a roar that shakes the arena, and forces Umaga and HBK off of him. He lies on the floor, and uses the barricade to slowly rise. He turns to see Umaga standing, facing him. Khali looks confused, but Umaga bends over, revealing HBK standing behind him, who nails Khali with the Sweet Chin Music! The Punjabi Giant falls, completely stunned, as the Raw fans go nuts. HBK covers, and Haas and Benjamin look up, stunned. The ref makes the cover… 1-2-3! Victory goes to Raw!
Result: Shawn Micheals and Umaga win by pinfall, as Micheals hit the Great Khali with the Sweet Chin Music.
Match Time: 14:11
MVP: And another win for Raw! Too easy.
Mike Adamle: Eh. You guys only won by cheating. Did you see that low blow?
Tazz: And ECW dominated, pretty much. Did you see that T-Bone? Nasty.
MVP: Excuses. Ha! Well, looks like Raw’s on top again, and as everyone clears out, what’s next, man?
JR: I don’t know. Wrestlemania is always unpredictable. Oh, apparently we’re going backstage, where the Rock is standing by to interview a couple of the Money In The Bank’s participants.
(The camera does indeed go backstage to an interview area, with a board behind the men with the Wrestlemania logo repeated all over it. The Rock is the first man in the picture, and he gets a great response from the fans. The camera zooms out, and we see Jeff Hardy, who also gets a good reception. The Rock smiles, and turns towards Hardy with a microphone.)
Rock: With me, I have somewhat of a legend with me, well, not as big as me, but somewhat. He’s in Money In The Bank, it’s Jeff Hardy. How ya feeling, Jeff?
(Rock holds the microphone out, and looks at the camera with a smile as Hardy answers.)
Hardy: It’s all good, man. I live for that Ladder Match, and hey, I know I haven’t done it in recent years, but I’ve got a feeling that tonight’s my night.
(Rock looks back at Hardy and frowns. The crowd cheers.)
Rock: What in the blue hell is wrong with you? How dare you ‘feel’ things in the Rock’s presence! Get out of here!
(Rock puts his boot on Hardy’s side, and pushes him out of camera shot, with the crowd cheering for the Great One.)
Rock: Ok, after that dreadful and short interview, let’s bring on someone else. Who’s next?
(Goldberg bursts on to the set, getting a huge cheer.)
Goldberg: That’s a very good question. You wanna know who’s next?
(Goldberg pauses, and the whole crowd chants…)
Goldberg: You’re next!
(Rock looks at the camera, eyebrow raised.)
Rock: The Rock’s next? Know your role, Goldylocks, the Rock is not next! Triple H is next, dang it!
Goldberg: We’ll see.
(Goldberg leaves, and the Rock looks at the camera and shrugs. The scene ends, and we come back to the ring, where Lilian Garcia stands, ready to start the next match.)
Match 4
Fatherhood Rights Match
No DQ Match
Finlay vs. Mr. Kennedy
Lilian Garcia: The following match is a No-Disqualification Fatherhood Rights Match. In this match, the winner gets the right to care for Hornswoggle as his father figure.
(There’s no video package for Finlay as he just arrives with his shillelagh, looking worried. He walks down the ramp, gets in the ring, and looks towards the ramp, frowning.
Mr. Kennedy walks on to the ramp, also without a video package, but he stops at the top, and holds up his hand to receive his classic microphone from the ceiling.
Kennedy: Finlay didn’t get a cool video package because he sucks…
The crowd boos. Finlay frowns.
Kennedy: I didn’t get one because I asked not to have one… I can introduce myself.
The crowd boos again.
Kennedy: So… this is Wrestlemania. This is the part where it becomes five-star… due to the arrival of the glorious superstar from Green Bay, Wisconsin! He is none other than…
The crowd boos as loud as they can, but they know it’s useless against the might of the microphone.
Kennedy: MISTER!!!!!!!!!!!! KEEEENNNNEEEEDDDYYY!
Finlay rolls his eyes. Kennedy starts to walk down the ramp, then suddenly turns and whispers:
Kennedy: Kennedy… Oh yeah…
The crowd boos again, and Kennedy lets go, turning to walk down the ramp, looking hard at Finlay. Hornswoggle is nowhere to be seen, and Kennedy gets in the ring, with Finlay immediately walking up to him and whispering harsh words to him. The ref comes in and breaks them up, then starts the match. Of course, he can’t do much else, this is a No-DQ match.)
Finlay walks straight up to Kennedy, and starts whispering more trash talk. Kennedy chuckles, and hits Finlay with a powerful low blow, sending the Fighting Irishman to the mat, squealing in pain. The crowd boos, but Kennedy just smiles, and kicks Finlay in the gut.
Finlay rolls on the floor for a bit, then Kennedy helps him up. He grabs Finlay, lifts him up, and hits him with a Gutbuster! The crowd groans, and Finlay rolls on the floor, holding his stomach in agony. He looks towards the corner, and reaches one-handed desperately for his shillelagh. He’s nowhere near, and this action makes him look very messed up by Kennedy’s moves so far.
Kennedy frowns at what Finlay’s doing, and helps him to his feet, before slapping him hard round the face, with Finlay falling down, eyes wide. Kennedy frowns again, and lifts Finlay to his feet once more. This time, he bounces off the ropes and charges, but Finlay comes to and dodges, sidestepping and allowing Kennedy to fly straight into the ropes on the other side. He catches his neck on the rope, and falls back, clutching his throat.
Finlay looks down angrily at the Green Bay Loudmouth, and grabs his shillelagh. The crowd lights up, and starts cheering wildly. Finlay brings down the shillelagh down, smacking Kennedy square in the face! The crowd groans in sympathy, and Kennedy clutches his face in absolute agony from the vicious shot. Finlay kneels down and whispers, ‘That’s not all there is, Kenny boy’. He then rises, and thumps Kennedy in the stomach with the shillelagh! Kennedy yells out in pain, and rolls around, eventually finding the ring ropes, rolling out of the ring on purpose and lying in agony on the arena floor.
Finlay looks down at Kennedy in disgust, then turns and looks around, looking for Hornswoggle, who still is nowhere to be seen. Finlay looks worried, but turns his attention back to Kennedy. But Kennedy’s nowhere to be seen! A shocked Finlay drops his shillelagh, and sprints out of the ring, but Kennedy has disappeared! The crowd saw Kennedy roll under the ring, but Finlay has no idea, as he looks around desperately.
Meanwhile, on the opposite side of the ring, Kennedy rolls out from under the ring, slides in the ring, and grabs Finlay’s shillelagh! The crowd boos, and Kennedy jumps out of the ring on the side where Finlay is, with the Fighting Irishman clueless, and cracks him on the head with Finlay’s own weapon! The crowd boos, and the camera zooms in on Kennedy’s face, showing Kennedy’s nose, which is bloody and misshapen from Finlay’s earlier shillelagh shot. The crowd see it up on the Titantron, and groan in disgust. Kennedy frowns angrily, and touches his nose tenderly, before flinching and bringing his hand sharply away in pain.
Finlay rolls around in pain. Kennedy breathes heavily, and he looks at Finlay in fury. He kneels down, and grabs Finlay’s head, smashing it against the arena floor. Finlay cries out, and Kennedy lifts him up by his head, before viciously throwing Finlay into the barricade! The crowd groans, and fans by the barricade shout encouragement to Finlay, who lies near unconscious on the arena floor. Kennedy shouts, ‘Your life’s about to get very, very interesting, Finny boy!’ and the crowd boos.
Finlay looks up, one eye closed. Kennedy looks under the ring, and finds a steel chair. He retrieves it, and boos surround the Citrus Bowl. Kennedy looks hard at Finlay, and charges with the chair, and brings it down, but Finlay dodges! The crowd cheers, and the chair hits the barricade, bending as it hits it instead of Finlay as he moves his head out of the way. Kennedy is furious, and looks at the bent chair, then Finlay. He darts in again, and this time connects with the steel chair!
The chair hits Finlay with huge impact, knocking him out cold as he slumps against the barricade. Kennedy looks mostly satisfied, and throws the mangled chair to one side. He leans against the barricade and rests, whilst the crowd boos him. His nose is looking worse and worse, and now it is starting to look bruised, as well as misshapen and bloody. Finlay slowly opens one eye, but is unable to move otherwise. Kennedy slowly wanders over to Finlay, lugs him off the barricade, and forces him into the ring. Kennedy follows him in slowly, with Finlay coming to, and covers him… 1-2- no! The crowd cheers as Finlay kicks out at the last second from the first cover of the match, and Kennedy is shocked.
Kennedy lifts Finlay as he rises, and whips him to the turnbuckle. He charges, but Finlay brings up his elbow, and catches Kennedy right in the nose! Kennedy reels back in agony as his injured nose is hit, and Finlay sees his opportunity, speeding forward to hit a great clothesline. Kennedy hits the mat, and Finlay speedily rolls out of the ring, grabs his shillelagh, and rolls back in. The activity hurts his head, and soon he is clutching it painfully.
Finlay looks at Kennedy’s nose, and Kennedy forces himself to his feet, desperate to get more offence in. Finlay aims for Kennedy’s broken nose, and swings with his shillelagh… Kennedy ducks, desperate to keep his nose attached to his face, and kicks the shillelagh from Finlay’s hand. He then grabs Finlay, sets up for the Mic Check… and both men smash down! The crowd has no idea if it was a Mic Check from Kennedy, or an STO from Finlay! Either way, both men look in pain, as Finlay rolls on to his back in dismay. Both men slowly latch out with an arm, and make a double cover… 1-2-3! Both men win, both men lose! Who gets Hornswoggle? The men look up at the tarpaulin in pain, and wonder if they’ve won.
Result: Match is a draw, as both men pinned the other at exactly the same time, for three seconds.
Match Time: 15:32
(The crowd is confused. Finlay and Kennedy lie on the floor for about thirty seconds, and then slowly rise. They stare hard at each other, and the camera shows their faces in turn. Finlay’s is shown, and he has a massive dent in his forehead from the chair shot, and a bump in one of his temples from the shillelagh shots. His forehead is bright red from internal bleeding from being thrown into the barricade.
The camera switches to Kennedy, who’s main injury is obviously his nose. It is definitely broken, as it is dented, bloody, and bent all over, and looks like it would fall off if you touched it. Kennedy also is bleeding slightly from the mouth, and is breathing heavily, holding his stomach.
Lilian Garcia announces that the match is a tie. The crowd boos, and Finlay and Kennedy look confused. Kennedy moans ‘Who gets Horns… Hornswoggle, then?’ and Finlay shrugs in exhaustion. The Rock and Mickie James arrive on the ramp with Hornswoggle. Rock holds a microphone.)
Rock: Hey, now. There’s an easy solution to this. Tell ‘em, Mickie.
Mickie: Sure. Guys, why not just let Hornswoggle decide?
(The crowd cheers at the idea. Hornswoggle is ushered down the ramp by James and Rock, who stay at the top. Finlay and Kennedy watch him, dying to be chosen. Hornswoggle looks worried and troubled as he slides in the ring. Finlay and Kennedy slowly separate, looking at each other from across the ring as Hornswoggle stands in the centre. Hornswoggle looks at both men, as the crowd starts to chant ‘Finlay! Finlay!’ and Hornswoggle looks more and more upset.
After about forty-five seconds of deliberation, Hornswoggle wildly shakes his head, and sprints towards… Finlay! The crowd goes wild, and Hornswoggle gives Finlay a huge hug, as Kennedy breaks down in the corner, holding his head in agony, emotional and physical. The crowd cheers, as Rock and James smile and leave. The camera goes back to JR and MVP.)
MVP: Woah! What a match! That was amazing, and even though it was a draw, Hornswoggle has chosen Finlay to care for him! The good guy wins!
JR: Indeed. A spectacular match, for sure. And speaking of the good guy winning, if you at home want to see the good guy win later, vote for Raw in the commentators competition as to who the best announce team is.
Mike Adamle: Actually, that would be SmackDown.
MVP: Once again, man, we are in the middle of Raw discussion, here, so you can butt out, Adamle.
Mike Adamle: You’re trying to advertise your announce team during your discussion time!
MVP: No, we’re not. Now shut it, and clear off, Adamle.
King: Yeah, Mike, just be quiet for once!
MVP: Even King’s against you, Adamle. Now be quiet, I wanna know what’s next.
JR: I’ve already told you, Montel. We don’t know. We’re just randomly told. Well, here comes the news… as soon as Finlay and Hornswoggle leave the ring, we’ve got Money In The Bank!
(With Kennedy already gone, Finlay and Hornswoggle start to leave, both smiling. Ringside staff start to set up ladders, and an ambulance starts to slowly travel down one of the open emergency alleys in the arena, just in case. It stops just beside the barricade, and ringside staff unlock that part of it to allow the ambulance through, backwards. It stops halfway through, to not obstruct the wrestlers, but allowing access to the back doors of the ambulance in case of a serious injury. The ringside staff remove the part of the barricade that was unlocked, and put it in the ringside storage area, ready to put it back after the match. The buzz in the crowd is huge, and after a bit more preparation, Lilian Garcia gets in the ring. A bell rings.)
Match 5
Money In The Bank Ladder Match
Kofi Kingston vs. Jeff Hardy vs. John Morrison vs. Booker T vs. Rey Mysterio vs. Kane vs. William Regal vs. Stevie Richards
Lilian Garcia: The following is the Money In The Bank Ladder Match!
(Video package.
Kingston: Undefeated…
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Kingston: Jamaican…
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Kingston: What’s not to love?
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Kingston: I’m Kofi Kingston.
Kingston’s music starts to play to a huge ovation, and the undefeated Jamaican bursts on to the ramp with glee, grinning broadly. He bounces down the ramp, walks over to one of the ladders, and taps it twice. He smiles, and gets into the ring, taking off his tracksuit as the next video package plays.
Hardy: It’s finally my time…
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Hardy: I hope you’re all ready.
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Hardy: Citrus Bowl, you’re looking at Mr. Money In The Bank!
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Hardy: Yeah, man. I’m Jeff Hardy.
Hardy appears on the ramp with his new music. He dances, then jogs down the ramp, concentrating on his surroundings as he readies himself. He slides into the ring, and brushes his hair from his eyes. And the next video package…
Morrison: You wanna get enlightened?
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Morrison: By the Shaman of Sexy, the Intercontinental Champion?
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Morrison: You don’t? Well, boo hoo. It’s about to happen. I’m John Morrison. Be jealous.
Morrison struts on to the ramp, holding his Intercontinental Championship. He gets little reaction from the crowd compared to his usual good reception on Raw. He shrugs, and wanders down the ramp with his belt held high. He gets in the ring, looking warily at the ladders and the ambulance, then gives his belt to the ringside staff. The next video package begins…
Booker T: Can you dig it, suckaaaaaaaaaaaa?
It’s all he needs, as the U.S. Champion appears looking pleased with his short and sweet package. He walks down the ramp to a massive cheer, looking with a confused look at the ambulance, then checking his pulse, to laughter from the crowd. He shrugs, and gets in the ring, handing his U.S. Championship belt to the ringside staff. But there’s no video package for the impressive man that is Rey Mysterio!
Mysterio springs up on to the stage, smiling. He looks at the Titantron and shakes his head, signifying that he didn’t want a video package. Mysterio walks down the ramp with a big smile on his mouth (you can’t see his face) and springboards into the ring, sending a strong message to the others.
Stevie Richards arrives to no reaction, bar a few weak cheers from ECW’s veteran fans. His music drowns out these cheers, however. He smiles happily as he gets into the ring, and shakes hands with everyone in the ring, who are all happy to oblige.
A new video package plays, and William Regal’s face appears…
Regal: I am…
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