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I don't hate Cena I despise him.
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Re: ECW; Viewer Discretion Advised!
Creepy...Little...Bastards Creepy...Little Review
The Hardyz vs. Morrison and Miz: Nice way to start this ECW off with a title match. As much as I like Miz, I can't stand Morrison so I hope that they lose the titles and Miz goes on to bigger things. Anyways as for the match nice back and forth action with some high spots, not that there wouldn't be with Matt and Jeff as well as John in there. Oh look The Hardyz tag champs, i'm all for it.
I liked the Estrada part, and how he was going to give Morrison a chance to redeem himself but having Big Titty V was good. You really captured Estrada in this as well.
Big Daddy V vs. Shannon Moore: Squash match, but it really served its purpose of getting tub o' fun over and make him look dominate.
The London and Hurricane promo was good, you seem to really be good at writing promo's. I'm interested to see where this goes, even with Umaga involved, see what he finds familiar about him.
The Hurricane vs. 'Super Nintendo' Cody Rhodes: Good match, even with the man with a moveset that represents a WWF Royal Rumble for Super Nintendo. Again some nice high spots, with Cody catching Hurricane from the top rope and in typical boring fashion only being able to body slam him, not a fall away slam, glad that Hurricane finally got the win. Man two threads two Cody losses can this day get any better?
I like the aftermath of this match...interested to see who the super villain is. Perhaps the return of Rosey?
Kane vs. Chavo and Kennedy: Extreme rules=ratings. Chavo and Kennedy getting off to the quick start was probably for the best. The double DDT was good and Kane kicking out before two. Kane gets the upper hand but loses it again. I wish there was more weapon use in this match and Chavo and Kennedy getting the win, well, it's ok gives Chavo some hope at backlash.
Overall Review: I really enjoyed this show. From top to bottom it was a great show. I want more already. Keep writing and I'll keep reading 
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05-17-2008, 12:57 PM
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ECW: Edition #3
'Dam' Good Timing
Scheduled For: May 20, 2008
Last week’s main event saw the ECW Champion Kane in a sticky situation against his number one contender Chavo Guerrero and Ken Kennedy. It was a handicap Extreme Rules match, and with a few sketchy maneuvers, the loudmouthed duo picked up the win. Afterwards, Chavo and Kennedy attempted to take out the ECW Champion just like last week, but this time their efforts were interrupted by the return of the ECW original Rob Van Dam! After the live broadcast went off the air, Armando Alejandro Estrada made an announcement for this week’s main event: Kane and Rob Van Dam versus Chavo Guerrero and Ken Kennedy! Will the arrogant heels manage another win? Or will the old friends prevail…just like old times?
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**John Morrison and The Miz lost their Tag Team Championships to the Hardy Boyz last week. In an ECW.com exclusive video, we saw The Miz and Morrison arguing over whose fault the loss was. Morrison blamed the Miz’s arrogance and posturing for costing them the match, but Miz fired back, reminding Morrison that he hasn’t had a win in two weeks. So on the third edition of ECW; we’ll see the former tag champs face off one on one!
**Chris Jericho won a “Battle of the Brands” match for RAW on the first edition of ECW. Tonight, he returns to take on the “Gold Standard” Shelton Benjamin.
**Paul London challenges The Hurricane for the Cruiserweight Championship.
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I don't hate Cena I despise him.
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Damn just noticed I forgot the VD part in my review. I'm such a newb sometimes :P...anyways this looks like a good ECW, and I know I'll be checking it out.
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The Next Big Thing Returns." DAMN TRUE"
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RYU Review for ECW
MATT HARDY & JEFF HARDY vs. THE MIZ & JOHN MORRISON: What a way to start of things with these 3 great wrestlers as MIZ has to develope himself to be called great but what a match this was,absolutely amazing and great action but i thought this was going to be a Lader match or im at a wrong btb then anyway this match was perfect and it had every thing and the lenght was great for a tag titles match and what a win for the Hardy's,hopefully we can see a rematch this time at a ppv with same opponents but this time spice things up and make it a Ladder match which will rock the place just a small advice.
GM promo:Very well written and you captured him well and for a sec i thought he will same old games by putting a jobber with the monster.
SHANNON MOORE (SD!) vs. BIG DADDY V (ECW): Cant say anything rather then being a squash match.
CW segment: Nice little segment you got their but dont know what you are upto with this whole angle and putting Umaga against either of these two would be a bad move in my book cuz Umaga deserves much better then facing CW anyway your btb but i liked the Kane thing.
THE HURRICANE vs. CODY RHODES: Good match with nice high flying action between the two and you had this match go a bit longer as it wasn't needed but anyway this was a good match and Super hero is looking great and what a win for Hurricane but this loss wont hurt Cody much becoz he gave it all. Interesting to see whts happens next for S.Hero. Dont know what ever happened aftermatch but it was very interesting lets see who this Super Villian is maybe Noble or Kidman.
KANE vs. CHAVO GUERRERO & KEN KENNEDY: Nice concept of a extreme rules handicap match. Should be good but i think Kane willpick up a vicotry prior wht happen to him last week. This match started really well and Kane was looking good but Ken and Chavo soon realise they got to stick to their plan and gave a nice beating to Kane and in the mid the match got little slow and both were beating up Kane but good use of the weapons in the match and wow Kane has lost the match and i like the Mic Check on the steel chair as thats what i did with my Wrestler aswell in my btb but good ME and looks like these two wants to end Kane right here tonight but wait a min,damn my fav wrestler is back,RVD has returned and what a way. I can smell a tag team match between these 4 next week which will be great and nice way to end the show. I really liked your show but looks like you have a very think roster which isnt good but will be checking out for next week. Good show mate.
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Well, I had every intention of writing this show in full as usual, but with the lack of reviews from the last edition, time running short, and Judgment Day comming up, I decided to put the endings to the matches. Frankly, this way is a time saver and I just might start using it permanently for the weekly ECW. Anyways folks, I hope you enjoy the show anyway!!
================ECW #3: DAM GOOD TIMING================
================MAY 20, 2008================
This week, the camera cuts directly into the live arena, skipping the usual video packages. Instead of the usual pyrotechnic opening, the lights flash white and a low rumble is heard in the arena. The HD entranceway only patterns a yin yang sign, but that’s enough to warn the fans whose coming. Everyone in the arena starts to cheer as a loud explosion blasts from the bottom of the upper-screen. “ONE OF A KIND!” Is shouted, and the fans get even louder!
Styles: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to ECW!!
Tazz: ECW’s coming to you live from Grand Rapids, Michigan and look who’s kicking off the show!!
Chimel: Ladies and gentlemen…please welcome back to ECW…ROB VAN DAM!!
The cameraman carries himself up the ramp, and just in time to see the ECW native appear from behind the curtain. Sporting brand new “ECW” wrestling gear, and an “RVD” merchandise shirt, Rob walks out to the beginning of the ramp and just stands there. The ovation is obviously moving him, as RVD’s eyes seem to be watering. Van Dam wipes his right eye, and raises his arms, signaling for his trademarked taunt. He points to himself with his thumbs, and the crowd all chant “Rob…Van…Dam” in sync with RVD. Rob nods in satisfaction, and continues the walk down the ramp. High fiving and shaking hands with the fans on the way down the ramp, Rob smiles from ear to ear, taking in all of the support from the thousands in attendance. When he gets to ringside, he rolls in and stands directly to his feet with his arms high in the air. As his theme plays on, Rob heads for a turnbuckle and climbs it. He raises his arms, getting the crowd pumped even more!! He points out to the screaming fans, and says “Thank you” to everyone he sees with a supporting sign. After a while more of celebration, RVD grabs a microphone, and walks to the center of the ring. The lights return to normal and his theme music stops. With the music absent, the support from the fans is even louder, with “RVD!! RVD!!” chants running rampid throughout the arena. As soon as the chants die down a bit, Van Dam begins to speak.
RVD: …Thank you.
The fans’ chants are mixed between “ECW!!” and “RVD!!”
RVD: Heh, it’s been WAY too long since I’ve stood in a ECW ring…
Now, the “ECW!!” chants are dominant. Rob looks around and the cheering fans, and sniffles. The camera shows him wiping building water from his eye, which incite some “Welcome Back!!” chants.
RVD: But no matter how long I’m out, NEVER…will I forget why I come back!!
The chants continue on, and the camera cuts between Van Dam and groups of fans chanting for him.
RVD: It may have been a surprise last week, but tonight…I want to make it known. There’s one more name to be added to the ECW roster, and his name is ROB…VAN…D—
“KEN-NE-DAY!!” is shouted over Van Dam, interrupting him dead in his words. The fans start to boo and soon, Ken Kennedy and Chavo Guerrero walk onto the stage with microphones in hand. RVD lowers the mic, and watches in disgust as the two superstars stand at the top of the ramp. The music dims and RVD buts in before either of the two can speak.
RVD: What do you two want??
Kennedy: Rob…we came out here to WARN you.
RVD: Oh yeah? Warn me of what?
Chavo: Last week, you interfered in something that had nothing to do with you…
Kennedy: And tonight, you’re gonna pay.
Rob Van Dam smiles, and responds to the rather rude interruption.
RVD: Is that so?
Kennedy: You’re damn right it’s so…
Chavo: You see, we’ve already proven that Kane isn’t any competition…and if we can take out a “monster” like Kane, you sure as hell won’t be a problem!
The fans boo but RVD continues to smile.
RVD: Well, since you two loudmouths seem so confident, how ‘bout you come down that ramp and I’ll kick the confidence right down your throats!!
The fans start to cheer now, and Chavo & Kennedy look somewhat offended by the threat. After talking to each other for a moment, they turn towards RVD and smile.
Kennedy: Sounds good to us!!
Both superstars drop their microphones, and storm down the ramp. RVD’s eagerness to fight may have gotten him into trouble now, as Kennedy and Chavo approach the ring at a quickened pace. As soon as both men gather themselves to slide in…
**BOOOOOOM!!**
Fire blasts from the turnbuckles, causing Kennedy and Chavo to stumble backward. “Slow Chemical” hits in the arena, and the fans begin to cheer. Ken and Guerrero look behind them, and see the seven-foot ECW Champion walking down the ramp. Showing nothing but fear, both Kennedy and Chavo yelp and turn towards the audience. They jump the barricade in shades of last week’s main event, and point back to the ring where Kane and RVD stand together. Rob looks up at Kane, and nods. The camera alternates views between both teams of men.
Styles: Wow!! We almost got our main event early here tonight!!
Tazz: Yeah, and both teams look ready to go!!
Styles: Are you watching the same show, Tazz? Chavo and Kennedy just high-tailed it when the odds got evened out…looks to me like they’re scared!!
Tazz: Well, looks can be deceiving, Joey. They’re just saving their energy for the main event.
Styles: Sure, Tazz…If you say so.
The screen fades to black, but the logos still stay at the bottom. A promo video begins.
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As the video begins, we see the camera panning along an arena’s fans. All off them are chanting “ECW!! ECW!!”
Voice: One name.
We see the ECW logo.
Voice: One brand.
The video shows some of ECW’s originals, all of which are shown battered and bloody.
Voice: One roster of superstars.
We then see some of the newer ECW superstars, including those who have appeared on the talent exchange.
Voice:…Against the other two.
The screen goes black, and then “Bodies” by Drowning Pool hits.
Voice: Smackdown and Raw step into the land of extreme for one night only.
All of the video goes black, and Kane walks onto the screen with his ECW Championship on his shoulder.
Kane: It’s gonna be a ONE…NIGHT…STAND!!!
Kane laughs menacingly, and a title screen comes up showing the event’s details.
Voice: ECW One Night Stand!! Live! Wednesday June 11!
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After this, we’re taken back to the live arena. The fans are mumbling amongst themselves as the camera pans over them slowly. Suddenly, a very fast paced guitar theme plays over the arena, and the crowd begins to cheer. The lights flash a bright white, and from a wide shot of the arena, we see a small figure stamping out onto the stage. The camera cuts closer and we see none other than Paul London charging to the ring.
Chimel: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall, and is for the Cruiserweight Championship!! Introducing the challenger, Paul London!!
The camera cuts to a shot of the ring where London slides in. The power of his slides nearly sends him right back out, but he stops himself. London gets to his feet, and walks towards the turnbuckles. He climbs them, points out to the fans, and then leaps off the turnbuckles with a backflip. London sticks the landing in the middle of the ring, and he smiles brightly to the cheering fans. Soon, his music stops, and another begins.
“STAND BACK!!! THERE’S A HURRICANE COMIN’ THROUGH!!!
At this the lights come back on green, and the fans give an immense pop.
Chimel: And his opponent, the ECW Cruiserweight Champion, Theeeee Hurricane!!
The heroic theme plays on and soon, the Hurricane shoots from behind the curtain to an even louder pop! At the top of the ramp he spins around with his cape flailing in the wind and stops in the upright position. He puts his fist on his hips in a very bold, heroic, pose and a fan under the stage keeps his cape flailing. He smiles to the thousands of cheering fans, and holds his arm out in front of him to make the walk down the ramp. Green hurri-signs spin on the ramp as The Hurricane walks down, shaking hands with the fans leaning over the barricade. When he gets to ringside he walks around the side of the ring still high-fiving the fans and stops. He takes a short running start, and slides into the ring. The Hurricane stands to his feet, and unfastens his cape. The music stops, the lights return to normal, and the referee calls for the opening bell.
***MATCH ONE: SINGLES CONTEST***
-CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP-
THE HURRICANE vs. PAUL LONDON
THE ENDING:
Going on the 9 minute mark in the match up, both superstars have put on an absolutely awesome showing. And, quite frankly, it doesn’t look to be over just yet! We join the match with Paul London on the upper hand, but only barely. He struggles up to his feet with the help of the ropes after a devastating hurracanara off the top rope. The Hurricane looks to be completely out of it, showing little signs of consciousness. London appears to be out of it physically, but still has a little life in him. He walks over to the Hurricane, and instead of covering him, London picks him up! Paul fires two fatigue-filled shots to Hurricane’s head, and both superstars lean lazily into the corner. The fans realize that both superstars are just about burnt out, and begin to cheer for their favorite superstars. Almost instantly, the entire arena is filled with “Lets-Go-Lon-Don! *Clap, Clap, Clap, Clap, Clap*” and “Hur-ri-cane!! Hur-ri-cane!!” chants and before long, the superstars are feeling them. London makes the first move, whipping his opponent into the opposing corner. London follows close after, but the Hurricane grabs onto the top rope and jumps, launching himself over London’s head. The momentum has now changed, with London slamming into the corner. Hurricane takes a few steps back and charges at Paul executing a body splash in the corner!! London’s body coils, and he stumbles backward giving the Hurricane enough room to make a desperate climb for the top rope. Hurricane leaps off the top, and nails London in the chest with a missile dropkick!! The power of the desperation maneuver sends London flying backwards, and barreling through the top and middle ropes. Paul thinks quickly though, and catches himself before he falls off the apron! With this, he stands to his feet, and leaps!! Spring-boarding off the top rope, London horizons his body and lands on the Hurricane with a beautiful crossbody! Paul hooks Hurricane’s legs for a pin…
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Hurricane somehow manages to power out of the pinning predicament, and the fans cheer as the match continues. London rolls off of his opponent and crawls over to the ropes. When there, he sits in the upright position and puts his hands through his hair, obviously wondering what he’ll have to do to put his super opponent away. He rolls himself over and gets to his feet again, this time, the Hurricane does the same. Both superstars look at each other from their positions in the ring, and nod out of respect for each other. They look around at the cheering fans, and look back towards each other. Both men walk cautiously to the center of the ring, and finally both men’s desire to win this match is at full force. London fires first with a hard right hand to the Hurricane. Hurricane follows up with a right shot of his own. The two go back and forth with the right hands, until Hurricane grabs the upper hand. He block one of London’s shots, and get in about three of his own. When he finally gets London groggy, he goes off the ropes and tries for his signature flying lariat, but no!! Paul London ducks under, and as soon as Hurricane turns around, he gets a hard enzuigiri to the face!! Hurricane goes down on his back hard, and London collapses to the mat. The fans continue to cheer both superstars on, and London gets back to his feet with a lot of struggle. London takes another look at his fallen opponent, and walks towards the corner. Hand for hand, foot for foot, London climbs to the very top and perches himself on the turnbuckle. He shows his wide smile, and closes his eyes. The camera zooms to a closer shot of his face, where he can be seen saying to himself “For ECW.” When he opens his eyes, he jumps off the ropes for a SHOOTING STAR PRESS!!! The fans are in awe at the sudden return of the banned maneuver and stand on their feet as THE HURRICANE ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY!!! The fans go crazy for both the move attempt and the show of life from the Hurricane who is now getting to his feet. He looks around, and then down at his squirming opponent. Hurricane hesitates for a moment, and decides not to do any more damage after such a great match. Instead, he rolls London onto his back, and hooks a leg for the cover.
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It’s over and Hurricane’s theme hits in the arena.
Chimel: Ladies and gentlemen here’s your winner, and STILL ECW Cruiserweight Champion, THEEE HURRICANE!
Hurricane stands to his feet, and raises his arms in victory. The referee hands him his championship belt, and The Hurricane gets on the ropes to celebrate more. With thousands of fans cheering him on, the superhero raises his belt, and points out to the audience, saying “Thank You.” When he gets down though, he sees Paul London coughing, trying to get a breath after his crash. Hurricane walks over to London and extends his arm. Paul looks up, nods slightly, and accepts the help up. The fans get even louder at this great show of respect from both superstars, but the celebration is short lived. Hurricane’s theme stops, and the lights in the arena begin to flicker between white and red. Then, the sound of people screaming is heard over the arena. The lights go out, and all we hear are buildings collapsing, people screaming, and sirens blaring. A single spotlight comes up on the Hurricane, and the titantron screen shows a brief cut of video. We see a woman bleeding and battered, screaming “SOMEBODY HELP US!!!”. The video goes black, and we hear the sound of devious laughter. Then, just like last week, text flashes across the screen.
“For Every Superhero, There’s A Super Villain.”
Everything in the arena returns to normal, and the Hurricane stands in the middle of the ring, alone. The camera zooms in on his face, which is covered with a confused, stern look.
Tazz: What the hell is going on here?
Styles: We saw that…err…statement last week after Hurricane won his match, and, we can only assume that somebody is trying to send the superhero a message!
Tazz: And judging by the look on The Hurricane’s face, it’s definitely working!!
Styles: Be that as it may, ladies and gentlemen the action is only just begun here on ECW!
Tazz: You got that right, Joey. Coming up next, RAW’s Chris Jericho is back and he’s taking on ECW’s “Golden Standard”, Shelton Benjamin!
Styles: And that’s coming up, next!
The camera still shows The Hurricane, who looks just as confused and shocked by the disturbing video as everyone else. We then fade to black for a commercial break.
******COMMERCIAL BREAK******
ECW is back live, and the camera pans across the fans. It soon cuts to our commentary table where we see Tazz and Joey Styles.
Tazz: Well, we’re back here on ECW folks, and err…a lot of our fans are still reeling a bit over that cruiserweight title match.
Styles: It was a great match for sure…but…the events that took place after the match were quite disturbing.
Before the announcers can continue with their commentary, the camera cuts to the backstage area, and we see gold and black footwear being laced up. The camera pans upwards and we soon see the gold hair of the “Golden Standard” Shelton Benjamin. The fans boo the sight of this superstar, and the boos get even louder as the ECW General Manager Armando Estrada walks onto the scene, interrupting Benjamin from his pre-match duties. Shelton glances over at Armando, and Estrada removes his shades before beginning to speak.
Estrada: Benjamin…lets get to de point. Jou’re facing Chris Jericho up next.
Benjamin: Yeah, I heard…and?
Estrada: In de first Battle of de Brands match, Jericho defeated E-C-Doublejoo’s John Morrison.
Benjamin: Uh huh, I saw…too bad for him.
Estrada: Now, I don’t want E-C-Doublejoo getting embarrassed like that again…do joo, como se dice? “Dig that?”
Shelton rubs his chin for a moment, and responds.
Benjamin: Mr. Estrada…I’m no average superstar…I’m not John Morrison…I am…the golden standard Shelton Benjamin.
Estrada: I know who joo are…but I’ll tell you what else you’ll be if you lose that match…
Benjamin: Oh yeah? Whats that?
Estrada: FIRED.
Estrada’s face cringes, and he pats Benjamin on the back before walking away. The camera zooms in on Shelton’s face before fading to a black screen. We then see a shot of the live audience, who are taking in the new stipulation for Shelton Benjamin. However, the fans get little time to think as all light sources in the arena go black. A countdown shows on the screen, and the fans stand on their feet.
Y5J!!
The lights come on, covering the arena in blue.
Y4J!!
The lights alternate to a near blinding white.
Y3J!!
The lights turn blue again.
Y2J!!
The light are white once more, and this time, they stay white. Pyrotechnics blast from the sides of the HD entranceway, causing multiple deafening blasts. There’s one final explosion, and the entranceway displays a series of binary coding, with the words “Chris Jericho” and “Save_Us.Y2J” appearing every now and then.
Chimel: Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is scheduled for one fall, and if Shelton Benjamin loses, he will be FIRED. On the way to the ring first, representing the RAW brand, Chris Jericho!!
Before long, Chris Jericho appears from behind the curtain. With his back turned to the audience, Chris spreads his arms wide and turns around, screaming out. The fans scream right back with cheers, and this fires Jericho up even more. Jericho storms down the ramp at a quickened pace, and walks up the stairs to the ring. He walks along the apron for a moment, and then steps into the ring. Before he continue with his warm welcome though, “AIN’T NO STOPPIN ME NOOOOOOW!” is shouted over the arena. With a large blast of golden pyrotechnics, Shelton Benjamin appears.
Chimel: And his opponent, representing ECW, Shelton Benjamin!!
Benjamin struts down the ramp, wasting no time with getting into the ring. When he gets there, he doesn’t smile or anything. He just paces in his corner, trying to remain focused on the match ahead. The referee checks the ready status of both men, and calls for the starter bell.
***MATCH TWO: SINGLES CONTEST***
CHRIS JERICHO vs. SHELTON BENJAMIN
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We join this match around the 14 minute mark, and for the entire 14 minutes both superstars have been back in forth in a very athletic competition. However, most would have to admit that despite Benjamin’s attempts, he’s been somewhat overshadowed by Chris Jericho, who even now, is in control of the match. Jericho adjusts the waistband of his tights and paced around Shelton Benjamin who is seemingly in another world. Shelton shakes of the pain from a hard kick to the back of the head, and gets himself back in the match. The fans are chanting “Y2J!! Y2J!!” all across the arena, despite the fact that this is ECW’s show!! Benjamin starts to talk to himself for a while, reminding himself the stakes for him in this match. The mere though of being fired gets Benjamin back in the game, and he lunges at Jericho with a grapple. Both superstars struggle with each other for a while, and once again, Jericho takes the upper hand first. Chris knees Benjamin in the gut, and whips him to the ropes. On the return, Jericho goes for a back body drop but the ever-athletic “Gold Standard” leaps over Jericho’s back and brings him over for a quick and unexpected roll-up.
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Jericho kicks out of the pin and scrambles off the mat. He looks across the ring at Benjamin, who has a mischievous smile on his face. Jericho nods, saying “I see, I see” to Benjamin, then he approaches the center of the ring for yet another grapple. Benjamin refuses, and instead, goes for a clothesline! The veteran Jericho sees it coming, and ducks under it. As soon as Shelton turns around Jericho goes for a standing dropkick but no!! Benjamin catches Jericho’s legs, and his head slams the mat with a loud thud. The fans start to boo Shelton as he smiles, and tries to turn Jericho on his stomach to execute a mocking Boston Crab. Jericho resists for a while, but eventually, Benjamin over powers him and locks it in!! The fans start to cheer for Jericho to break out, but it’s not looking too good. Chris scrapes at the canvas trying to crawl to the ropes but Benjamin’s weight proves to be too much for the awkward positioning. Shelton continues to tug away at the legs of Jericho, but suddenly has a look of disbelief on his face. Chris begins to show some resilience as he wiggles his legs, and eventually shoots Benjamin off of them. Shelton stumbles forward, and the power behind the launch causes him to hit his head on the top turnbuckle. Benjamin holds his head in pain, covering his eyes, which proves to be a big mistake. Chris Jericho stands to his feet and runs off the ropes, grabbing Benjamin’s head and taking it down for a hard bulldog! The fans cheer, and Jericho is getting all fired up! He stalks Benjamin, waiting for him to stand to his feet but he takes too long for Jericho!! Chris walks over to Benjamin and picks him up, but Shelton counters with a hard right hand right to Jericho’s face. Chris looks stunned for a moment, but shakes the hit off and delivers a HARD roundhouse kick to the side of Shelton’s head!! BUT WAIT!! Shelton ducks it, and gets to his feet!! Now behind Jericho, Shelton grabs Chris and takes him down with a backdrop! Benjamin covers Jericho for yet another pin attempt.
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KICKOUT!!
Jericho once again manages to kick out of the pin from Benjamin, and now the superstar appears to be a bit frustrated. Shelton stands up, and kicks the bottom rope, openly showing his anger. He walks over to Jericho and bends over to pick him up, and JERICHO SPRINGS TO LIFE WITH A ROLL-UP!!
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Benjamin uses every muscle in his body to kick out of the pin, and his job is saved for now. Jericho is now mentally on top of the match, as he smiles at the pissed off Benjamin. Chris Jericho walks towards Shelton, who unexpectedly shoots a boot towards his gut. Jericho catches the foot though, and deflects it away. To Jericho’s dismay, the foot never stops, and swings all the way around right back into his head!! A beautiful tornado kick by Benjamin, and he now looks read to end the match. Shelton picks Jericho up, and whips him into the corner. Finally feeling himself on top, Benjamin shouts out “Ain’t no stoppin’ me noooooooow!!” The fans boo of course, and Shelton runs full speed into the corner where Jericho rests. When he gets there he leaps into the air, nailing Jericho with a Stinger Splash!! Chris stumbles out of the corner, and remains on his feet as Benjamin goes to the outside. He grasps the to rope tightly, and spring boards off of it for God knows what…and ends up paying for it dearly. Out of nowhere at all, Jericho springs to life with a MID-AIR CODEBREAKER!!! The fans stand to their feet with cheers as Jericho rolls over Benjamin for the cover…
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The fans start too boo as the referee stops counting. Jericho looks up with a disappointed look on his face, but then realizes why the count stopped. He see’s Big Daddy V on the outside, who has the referee suspended in the air by his legs. BDV tosses the referee into the commentary table, and rolls his massive body into the ring. Jericho stands to his feet, and starts to back away for a moment. As soon as Big Daddy V is in all the way, he gets to his feet and Jericho actually appears to be nervous. The fans start to cheer him on though, and after a brief stare down, Jericho fires up. He runs at Big Daddy V, and dropkicks him in the left knee!! Big Daddy buckles for a moment, but that doesn’t stop him from taking a swipe at Jericho. He misses, and Jericho dropkicks his massive attacker in the chest!! This sends him stumbling backward, and teetering on the ropes. In one last attempt to rid himself of the mastodon's presence, he springboards off the middle rope with yet another dropkick and the sight is almost sickening. The large Big Daddy V rolls over the top rope, and tumbles violently to the thin padding on the outside of the ring. Jericho gets up, and looks outside at BDV, and is soon looking at the canvas as he gets nailed with the Paydirt!!! The fans are all in a roar of boos as another referee comes storming down the ramp. Shelton Benjamin makes the cover, and the new referee makes the count.
One…
Two…
Three!!
Chimel: Ladies and gentlemen, here’s your winner, SHELTOOOON BENJAMIN!!
Shelton rolls directly out of the ring, without much of a celebration. His theme song plays in the arena, and he wastes no time getting up the ramp. He has a somewhat of a relieved look on his face, because he knows that he still has a job on the ECW brand. The camera cuts back to the ring though, and we see Big Daddy V back in the ring. Here, he simply runs off the ropes and hits a HUGE body splash on Jericho!! The fans boo this act, but Big Daddy V could care less. BDV’s theme hit in the arena, and the camera zooms in on Jericho’s glazed over expression.
Tazz: Thanks for coming, RAW!
Styles: No kidding…Shelton Benjamin picked up the win barely, but he did, and he gets to keep his job!
Tazz: And look at Big Daddy V here, sending a message to RAW to never come back!!
Styles: A message sent loud and clear, Tazz. Ladies and gentlemen stay tuned! We’re going to take a quick break…but when we come back, Miz vs. Morrison, and of course, our big main event tag team match!!
Tazz: I can’t wait!!
The camera shows Big Daddy V beating his chest with a monstrous snarl, and then fades to black for another break.
******COMMERCIAL BREAK******
As soon as the break is over, we’re back live on ECW, and a low rumble shakes the arena. “No More Words” by Endeverafter plays, and the lights a dimmed, and the fans start to cheer. The HD entranceway shows the trademarked Hardy symbol, and before long, the Hardy Boyz are exactly who appear.
Tazz: Ladies and gentlemen we’re back here, and…what a surprise!!
Styles: The New Tag Team Champions The Hardy Boyz are here!!
Tazz: Maybe they came to see the action between the former tag champs?
Styles: I guess we’ll have to see…
Standing on top of the stage and taking in the huge ovation from the fans, Hardy throws up is “V.1” sign, while Hardy dances wildly. White streams of pyro blast from the staging to the ceiling, and the two superstars start jogging down the ramp. Matt and Jeff high five fans on the way down, with an occasional motion towards their championships. When at ringside, the two superstars walk around the ring and grabs steel chairs. They set the chairs up at ringside, and take their seats. Their music stops, and before long, another song starts. It’s the sound of a rather “rockstarish” guitar playing, and it’s “Reality.” The fans start to boo at the thought of the superstar who’s about to come out.
Chimel: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall! On the way to the ring first, The Miz!
The camera cuts back to the HD entranceway and The Miz has a very stern look on his face as he walks down the ramp. Even us, the viewers, can see that Miz’ eyes are firm on the Hardyz. When Miz gets to ringside, he slides into the ring and takes his eyes off the Hardyz only long enough to do his signature “HOO-RAH!” taunt. Getting no cheers from the fans, Miz turns back towards the Hardy boys, non-verbally warning them not to get involved. Suddenly, “Ain’t No Make Believe” starts, and surprisingly, this gets a mixed reaction.
Chimel: And his opponent, John Morrison!
At this, Morrison emerges, with an equally stern look on his face. At the top of the ramp, he points to Miz and shakes his head in disgust. He then raises his arm, and the shot of him goes into slow motion. A fan blows Morrison’s hair, and he continues the walk down to the ring. The camera cuts to the Hardy Boyz who are talking amongst themselves, and then back to Morrison who is back in regular speed. After a while, John Morrison is walking up the stairs to the ring. He steps in, and goes directly to his corner across from The Miz. As the music goes dim, there is a low murmur of boos surrounding the ring. Soon though, the fans settle down and the referee calls for the bell.
***MATCH THREE: SINGLES CONTEST***
JOHN MORRISON vs. THE MIZ
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Both of these superstars came into this match with full heads of steam, and the fans loved it. We join this match at the 10 minute mark where, surprisingly, The Miz is in control. Miz has Morrison cornered, and is firing away with a few hard right hands. John tries to block himself, and soon retaliates with a kick to the Miz’ stomach. The Miz slumps over in pain and John quickly grabs him, setting him up for the Moonlight Drive!! As John goes to execute the move, The Miz rolls himself out of it, and counters with a kick to Morrison’s gut. Miz grabs John’s head, and takes him down into the canvas with a hard DDT. When the Miz gets back to his feet, he walks over to the ropes and points out to the Hardy Boys yelling to them “This is your fault!!” The Hardyz simply wave him off, and Miz turns his attention back to the match at hand. He nudges at Morrison’s head with his boot, and picks him up. With a whip to the ropes, Miz nearly takes Morrison down with a clothesline! Morrison though, wraps his arm around the ropes and watches Miz put all his power into that one move. As soon as Miz realizes what’s happened, it’s already too late!! Morrison jumps into the air and drives his boot right through Miz’ skull with a beautiful kick. Miz goes down hard, and John goes for the win.
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Two…
NO!!!
The Miz kicks out at two and a half, and Morrison has had quite enough. He picks the Miz up and goes for another Moonlight Drive, but once again, Miz counters! This time, Miz whips John into the corner, and follows close after going for his devastating clothesline maneuver but Morrison simply walks out of the corner, causing Miz to crash into the turnbuckle and the steel ringpost. The Hardyz cringe at this site, and continue to watch as Morrison drags Miz out of the wreckage and finally takes him out with the Moonlight drive!! The fans actually start to cheer at this, and then they all count along as the referee counts Morrison’s pin.
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Two…
THREE!!
Chimel: Here is your winner, JOHN MORRISON!!
“Ain’t No Make Believe” hits once again in the arena, and the fans are clapping not for Morrison, but for Morrison shutting up the Miz. On the outside, both Matt and Jeff are clapping out of respect for John. Morrison looks out at them, grins smugly, and walks out of the ring. As he heads up the ramp, we hear the voices of our commentators.
Tazz: What a match by Miz and Morrison here…
Styles: And perhaps, the brewing feud between the two has come to an end?
Tazz: I don’t know, Joey…you and I both know that Miz has a big mouth…I’d be disappointed if he let one loss shut it for good.
The camera shows Miz holding his head in the center of the ring and then fades to a black screen.
******COMMERCIAL BREAK******
After the final commercial break of the night, we're back to the live arena. “Ooooh Chavo!” is moaned over the arena, and the lights flash purple and yellow. The camera cuts to the curtain, where we see Chavo Guerrero and Ken Kennedy making their way to the ring.
Chimel: Ladies and gentlemen the following tag team match is scheduled for one fall! On the way to the ring, Chavo Guerrero and Ken Kennedy!
Both of the heel superstars walk down the ramp, ignoring the massive amount of boos they’re getting from the fans. At ringside, the two get into the ring and start mouthing off to the fans. Before they can get too comfortable though…
***BOOOOOOOM***
Fire shoots from the staging and pyro shoots from the screen at the same time. “Slow Chemical” plays, and out walk the ECW Champion Kane along with Rob Van Dam!
Chimel: And their opponents, Kane and Rob…Van…Dam!!
The fans cheers are at an all time volume as the superstars make their way quickly down the ramp. Both men get into the ring, and pace around the ring to their corner. The entrance music stops, and both teams of men take a moment to discuss strategy amongst each other. A few seconds later, the bell rings.
***MAIN EVENT: TAG TEAM MATCH***
KANE & RVD vs. CHAVO & KENNEDY
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We get into this mach after 15 long minutes, which have unfortunately flown by for our fans. To the superstars involved though, the match has been long, grueling, and physically testing. With five tags in between Chavo and Kennedy, and just three between Kane and RVD, Chavo and Kennedy have been using questionable methods to keep their opponents under finger. As we join the match though, Chavo just missed a clothesline, and got a hard kick to the chin from Rob Van Dam. RVD looks around, and goes off the ropes. With a quick roll and a jumping flip, Rob lands on Chavo with a Rolling Thunder!! Afterwards, RVD walks to his corner and tags in Kane. The fans cheer for the re-entry of the Big Red Machine, and Kane waste no time going on the attack of Guerrero. He picks Chavo up, and whips him to the ropes. When Chavo gets back, Kane scoops him up and takes him down with a Sidewalk Slam!! Chavo yells in pain, and Kane continues on the assault. Kane goes off the ropes, and jumps in the air to drop his leg on Chavo’s neck but Guerrero rolls out of the way just in time!! Kane hits the mat hard, and curls with a look of agony on his face. Chavo gathers some strength, and crawls to tag in his partner. He makes the tag, and Kennedy steps in without any delay. He goes on the attack of Kane, and begins to stomp away at his body. Kennedy drops down to one knee, and hammers Kane in the head with a few hard shots. After a while, the referee breaks it up and Kennedy looks back towards Chavo. Guerrero stands on the apron, cheering Kennedy on sarcastically, and telling him to keep focused on the match. Kennedy turns back towards Kane, and gets a hand wrapped around his throat!! The fans all cheer as Kane gets to his feet, and lifts Kennedy for the chokeslam!!! But no!! Just before Kane lifts Kennedy to the peak of the move, Ken kicks Kane in the gut and grabs his neck, taking him down for the Mic Check!!! The fans start to boo as Kennedy goes for the cover.
One…
Two…
NO!!
Rob Van Dam stomps Kennedy in the back of the head to break up the cover, and Ken stands to his feet holding his head, complaining about RVD breaking the rules. The referee tangles with Rob for a moment, trying to get him out of the ring. Behind the referee’s back, Kennedy claps loudly and Chavo steps into the ring. Both superstars get into the ring and start stomping away at Kane. As soon as the referee turns around, Kennedy steps out of the ring and lets Chavo do some more damage. Guerrero sits Kane in the upright position, and locks in a headlock. Kane’s face curls in, and Chavo applies more pressure. The referee drops in and asks Kane if he gives up, and of course, he refuses. The fans in the arena now start a “Big-Red-Machine!!” chant in an attempt to will Kane back into the match, and it appears to work!! Kane’s eyes open, and his leg starts to quake from the adrenaline rushing through his body. He powers himself to one knee, and with Chavo still wrapped around his neck, Kane gets to his feet!! Chavo realizes the mistake that he’s made as Kane grabs Guerrero by the neck and flings him forward. The fans stand to their feet as the Big Red Machine hovers over Chavo, and then walks towards his corner. Kane tags Rob Van Dam into the match and goes right up to the top rope. RVD and Kennedy look on from the apron as Chavo stands to his feet and gets taken right back down with a diving clothesline!! The referee pleads with Kane to leave the ring, but with one evil glance from the 7-foot tall monster, his attempts stop. Kane lifts Chavo up, and wraps his hand around his throat. The fans are going wild as Kane lifts Chavo up and takes him back down with a hard CHOKESLAM!! Finally, Kane is headed to his corner, where Rob Van Dam is perched on the top rope. RVD thumbs towards himself three times and jumps off for the Five-Star Frogsplash…
!!!!CRACK!!!!
Everyone in the arena cringes, and Kane turns around with a concerned look on his face. The camera cuts to the center of the ring, where we see Kennedy hovering over RVD with a chair in his hand. The referee looks at the superstars in awe, and calls for the bell!!
Chimel: Ladies and gentlemen, here are your winners as a result of a disqualification, Rob Van Dam and Kane!
At this, the fans stand to their feet with cheers, but no music hits in the arena. Instead, we see Kane rushing into the ring, and booting Kennedy right in the face!! Ken goes barreling out of the ring, holding his face and head in pain. Kane looks down at Rob Van Dam who appears to be knocked out, and then he looks at Chavo. Kane goes to pick Chavo up, but before he can, an all familiar tune hits in the arena. Kane, the fans, and the camera’s attention all turn towards the HD entranceway, where we see the ECW General Manager Armando Estrada.
Estrada: Hold it right dere, Kane!!
The camera cuts to Kane who reluctantly turns away from Guerrero.
Estrada: I know you wanted to get jour hands on Chavo…that’s why I’ve been making de matches between joo too.
Armando paces the stage for a moment, and continues.
Estrada: Now, I see, both of joo just want to take de other out!! So here’s what I’ll do…
The camera shows Chavo who is now out of the ring standing next to Kennedy.
Estrada: This Sunday is de Pay Per View, Judgment Day…and E-C-Doublejoo still does not have a match. So, for de last time…we will see Chavo Guerrero versus de E-C-Doublejoo Champion Kane….IN A TABLES MATCH!!!
The fans cheer and Kane smiles deviously. Estrada smiles, and “Slow Chemical” plays in the arena. The camera changes between views of all five of the men, and we hear the voices of our commentators.
Styles: WOW!! What a huge match announcement from the ECW General Manager here!!
Tazz: No kidding there, Joey. Kane and Chavo have been at each others’ throats since Wrestlemania 24…and finally, we get to see them get Extreme!!
Styles: I can’t wait until Judgment Day!!
Tazz: Neither can I…
Styles: Ladies and gentlemen we thank you for joining us here tonight, see you Sunday!!
The camera shows Kane looking down at Chavo, and he cuts his throat with his thumb. We then fade to black, ending the third broadcast.
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DID YOU MISS ME? WELL, I'M COMING BACK ANYWAY.
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May 2008's "Most Improved" Booker!
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