GWE Dynamite! 05-22-2008 Convention Center, Fort Worth, Texas
Billy Kidman defeated Juventud Guerrera at 6:39
Harry Smith and T.J. Wilson defeated two locals at 7:01
As “Welcome to the jungle” blares through the speakers, we go live to the Convention Center, where there are ten thousands of crazy GWE fans in attendance, for the fourth-ever 90-minute episode of Dynamite! The jam-packed arena is being covered in tons of original signs, as we go to our ever so enthusiastic announce team, Mike Bucci and Joey Styles!
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome, to another episode of GWE Dynamite! Tonight promises to be one hell of a show, once again and who better to call all the action than myself, Joey Styles and of course the dynamic voice of GWE, Mike Bucci!
Joey, you keep surprising me week in and week out. Anyways, tonight indeed promises to be one hell of a show, with a very interesting fatal-fourway on the card, that will determine the number one contender for the All-American Championship! Brock Lesnar versus Paul Wight versus Carlito Colon versus an unknown competitor at this time! Who will it be, Joey?
: I guess we’ll find that out soon enough, Mike, but right now, I hear our General Manager has got a few things to say!
“I’m back” hits the P.A. system as Eric Bischoff struts out to an unbelievable amount of heel heat. He’s got a smile from here to D.C., as he gets inside the ring, microphone in hand.
I came out here to make a few announcements. If you would all at least have the decency to shut your mouths and listen to what I have to say!
Oh that’s right, we’re in Texas. You pigs don’t even know what the word decency means.
*The crowd erupts into unbelievably loud jeers*
Now, onto the order of the day. I have some good news and I’ve got some bad news. The bad news is that one of your favourites is not at the show tonight, due to an unexpected injury he suffered last week. That man…is Rob Van Dam.
*Huge heat. The fans wanna see Van Dam here tonight*
Now, he suffered those injuries, not by himself, but at the hands of another superstar. It is my duty, as general manager, to call this superstar out to this ring and sanction him properly. Of course, that immediately brings me to the good news! Another one of your favourite superstars IS here in the arena tonight and I’m calling him out right now! Ladies and gentlemen, here he is, your hero, MATT ‘THE TRAIN’ BLOOM!
“Bending Tracks” hits as Matt Bloom slowly walks onto stage to an insane amount of heel heat. Bloom is not smiling, nor is he looking angry or anything. Bloom’s looking his usual, emotionless self. He steps into the ring and just stares at Bischoff, who’s smiling away once again.
Matt Bloom, I called you out here because camera footage has shown that you are directly responsible for the injury of one of my superstars. As the General Manager of this program, it is my responsibility to sanction you and I will do so properly. Matt Bloom, you were originally not scheduled to wrestle here tonight, but as part of your punishment, you will be forced to compete tonight after all.
Bloom just keeps staring at Bischoff, emotionless.
You are not allowed to refuse competition on the penalty of losing your championship match at Chaos Theory. Now, all there is left to say is your opponent. Matt Bloom, tonight, you will be forced to compete against…SUPER CRAZY!
Bischoff lowers the mic…and bursts out in uncontrollable laughter. The crowd boos as Matt Bloom smiles and exits the ring, walking up the entrance ramp.
Well won’t you look at that, Mike? Eric Bischoff “punishes” Bloom by having him fight Super Crazy. This is just not right!
You’re right, Joey, it ain’t right! Matt Bloom wasn’t even scheduled to compete tonight! I sure hope he survives this!
As we see Bischoff laughing uncontrollably, we go to a commercial break.
As we return we go to a backstage area, where Steve Romero is standing by!
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. My name is Steve Romero and my guest at this time…Kofi Kingston!
Kofi steps into shot and is welcome by a big pop from the crowd.
Kofi, you are not scheduled to wrestle tonight, but you said you wanted to share something with the audience.
Steve Romero, maan, that is exactly right. I wanna send a message an’ thing to the world tonight! You see, in life, it’s not all about making money, yanno. It’s not all about winning and losing, seen? Sometimes, maan, you gots to relax and dance, seen?! So, Steve Romero, tonight, I’m not rasslin’, but I am dancin’, maan! Hit that music!
“Everybody dance now” hits in the background and some random superhot girls join up with Kofi to party down! Steve Romero looks at the scene, microphone still in hand.
Romero drops the mic and joins the party, which gets a surprising pop from the fans.
We then switch back to ringside, where Joey Styles and Mike Bucci are still calling all the action!
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back. We have just learned that right now, we will witness the debut of a very special superstar in GWE.
Well, Joey, we’ve heard the news, we’ve read about the rumors. I think I know who it is!
“This is why I’m hot” hits the P.A. System and Scott “Too Hot” Taylor comes jiggin’ out, accompanied by his tag team partner, Seth “Heavy Duty” Skyfire. Taylor will go at it alone tonight, with Skyfire as his one-night manager. He seems very enthousiastic, as always, and the fans are welcoming him to a nice pop. He gets into the ring and awaits his opponent for tonight.
“Shattered Dreams” hits and the crowd is stunned as they recognize this tune! It’s…it’s him! GOLDUST is coming out to a rather great pop from the fans. Justin Roberts refers to him as GOLD DUSTIN, however, but that doesn’t take away from the pop. A big smile forms on Scott Taylor’s face, as he sure knows who this is. Gold Dustin, gets into the ring and does his patented deep inhale, that garners another nice pop from the crowd. No-one can believe their eyes, including Joey Styles and Mike Bucci, that Gold Dustin, has come to GWE!
Scott “Too Hot” Taylor(w/Seth Skyfire) vs. Gold Dustin
Summary: Gold Dustin started the match with his signature deep inhale, before unloading on Taylor with a flurry of rights and lefts. This was bound to be a short match, as Dustin didn’t appear to be in the best shape of his life. Scott Taylor came back into the match, but it was only a short second breath as Dustin struck him down with a powerslam fairly quickly. Dustin whipped Taylor in the corner and hit him with a trademark bronco buster, much to the pleasing of the crowd. Dustin kept his dominance going, kicking Taylor in the gut, hoisting him up for a suplex, but hitting the Final Cut instead! The crowd popped, as Gold Dustin covered Taylor and got the quick and easy win!
Winner at 3:24 Gold Dustin!
Well that sure was an impressive debut, Mike!
It sure was, Joey. Gold Dustin apparently hasn’t lost his swagger!
We see Gold Dustin celebrating his victory by stroking his chest, as we go to another commercial.
As we return we see Gold Dustin walking down a corridor. He seems satisfied with his earlier match. He keeps walking until he suddenly stops, as the camera zooms out and we see General Manager Eric Bischoff, looking in utter shock of seeing Gold Dustin.
*deep inhale* Mister Bischoff! That’s a long time ago…six…five years.
Listen, you sick freak. Who gave you authorization to wrestle that match? Huh? You don’t even have a contract!
Oh, but Mister Bischoff, I do have a contract. *takes out a piece of paper* See?
What?*snatches contract out of Dustin’s hands* Who signed this?
Unfortunately, Eric, I can’t tell you. But I can tell you that it was a handsome young man *deep inhale, while stroking chest*
Bischoff throws the contract in Dustin’s face, as he storms off, clearly pissed off that Dustin was signed to a contract without him knowing. Dustin just stares at Bischoff, with that trademark confused looks of his on his face.
We then switch to another hallway, where Brock Lesnar is walking. The crowd gives him a huge pop, as Brock suddenly stops at a table, where Paul “The Great” Wight is sitting. Wight stands up and confronts Lesnar in what looks like an electrifying encounter.
Wight, listen. Tonight, Fatal-Fourway…you and I settle the score…once and for all. And rest assured…I’ll take you out, even if that means giving up number one contendership…
Lesnar…you’re right. Tonight, we do settle a score. Tonight, I’m finally gonna prove just why I’m better than you. Tonight, I’m taking you down, Brock…AND I’m becoming number one contender! Tonight…I break you…
Wight clutches his own massive paws, looking to be breaking some imaginary item. He goes forehead to forehead with Lesnar before walking off. The very interesting fatal-fourway for the number one contendership for the All-American Title is up next!
Ladies and gentlemen, you saw the banner, it is time for one of our main events here tonight. Up next is the fatal-fourway that will decide a new number one contender for the All-American Championship. Four men, only one winner..who will it be?
Well, we know three participants, but the fourth is still a mistery, Joey! Brock Lesnar versus Paul Wight versus Carlito versus…versus who, Joey? I don’t know!
“Apple spittin’, jaw hittin’” hits as Carlito Colon steps out to a chorus of boos from the crowd. He doesn’t pay attention and just juggles his apple, before getting inside the ring.
“Here comes the pain v 2.0” hits the P.A. system as Brock Lesnar comes out to a MASSIVE pop from the fans. He jumps up onto the apron as fireworks shoot from all four ringposts, which again, garners a massive pop from the fans.
“BIG” hits and Paul “The Great” Wight struts out to a huge amount of heat from the crowd. He steps over the top rope into the ring, shares a thundering look with Lesnar, before averting his eyes toward the Hulkatron, to see who the mystery fourth competitor is.
The lights go out and the tension is built up. Who could it possibly be?
“You’re going down, down, down” is heard all around the arena, and some fans already recognize the music! The entire audience pops, however, when the words “Alpha Male, MONTY BROWN” appear on the Hulkatron! Out comes Monty Brown, finally making his GWE debut! The fans are cheering mad, more so than expected, actually, and Brown is enjoying every second of it. He gets into the ring and quickly scouts his opponents, before posing for the fans, who once again, pop wildly.
Fatal-Fourway to determine number one contender for All-American Title: Monty Brown vs. Carlito Colon vs. Paul Wight vs. Brock Lesnar
Summary: A very exciting match-up as was to be expected. Paul Wight and Brock Lesnar immediately focused on each other, while Monty Brown had his hands full on Carlito. Monty Brown was dominating Carlito with his powerful, yet agile style, while Brock and Wight were entangled in an all-out brawl. Brock Lesnar finally got the upperhand when he powerslammed Paul Wight, a move which got a standing ovation from the fans! Monty Brown, almost simultaneously, hit Carlito with a gutwrench suplex, leaving Brown and Lesnar standing face to face, ready to do battle. The two clutched fists and went into a test of strength as we went to a commercial.
When we return, Carlito is still down, and Monty Brown is outside of the ring, sitting on his knees, apparently recovering from a hard hit, as Paul Wight and Brock Lesnar are inside the ring, exchanging massive punches. Paul Wight manages to daze Lesnar with a huge right hook, before levelling Lesnar with a brutal spear! At this point, Monty Brown was back in the ring, looking at the sight in awe, not noticing the stalking Carlito in his back. Carlito hopped onto Monty Brown’s back and nailed him with the Backcracker out of nowhere! Carlito got up and posed in front of the fans, clearly pleased with himself after this manoeuvre. Wight saw it all going down, however, and waited for Carlito to turn around, before smacking him into the mat with a huge chokeslam! Carlito was down, Monty Brown was down and Wight was still standing, not looking to want to cover Carlito, however. Brock Lesnar was up as well, however, and hoisted the 450+ pound Wight onto his shoulders in a fireman’s carry! He went for the F-5, but Wight managed to grab the top rope and block it! Wight got back on his feet and tried to clothesline, Brock, but he ducked, turned around and gave Wight a clothesline of his own, launching Paul Wight and himself over the top rope and to the outside! Meanwhile, Carlito was up, still dazed, and Monty Brown was to his feet as well. Carlito didn’t know where he was at, as Monty Brown bounced off the ropes and nailed Colon with a monstrous POUNCE! The arena erupted, as Monty Brown went for the cover and got the victory!
Winner at 14:15 and number one contender for the All-American Championship…MONTY BROWN!
Shock horror, Mike Bucci! Monty Brown, in his first ever match on GWE television, has won the fatal-fourway and he’s now the new number one contender for the All-American Title!
I’m a shocked as you are, Joey! But Monty Brown, hell, he deserved this. What an awesome match and what an awesome number one contender! Rey Mysterio, wherever you are, man, I’m telling ya, you better watch out for the Alpha Male!
We switch to a backstage area, where “The Divine One” Mark Jindrak and Priest Parisi were watching the match on a giant plasma screen. Parisi averts his attention from the screen and to the camera, as he begins to speak.
Look at that farce, that sherade! I still ask myself: why wasn’t “the Divine One” the fourth competitor? Why was our lord and saviour just left to the side? Mark Jindrak has never been pinned in this organisation! The Almighty Jindrak hasn’t laid down for anyone! But that’s alright. Mark Jindrak has other things on his all-knowing mind right now…Rey Mysterio…
*Huge heat as the fans know that Jindrak destroyed Mysterio for no reason last week*
I’m sure you’re seeing this from your hospital bed in Albuquerque, New Mexico! It came to me in a dream, Rey. A dream in which you were entirely destroyed by “The Divine One”. And so it will be. When you return, Mark Jindrak will be waiting for you. He will be patient and wait for his chance. Rey, you’re no match for his divine speed nor for his almighty power! But don’t, worry, Rey Rey…Don’t fear the end…pray for it…Muahahahaha
The sinister laughter continues as the screen fades to black and we go back to Joey Styles and Mike Bucci!
Ladies and gentlemen, as Priest Parisi alluded to already, Rey Mysterio is indeed still in his hospital bed in Albuquerque, New Mexico, where he suffered a horrible and uncalled for beat-down, at the hands of Mark Jindrak. Let’s take you back to last week.
*Video package starts about last week’s beatdown. We see Mysterio get blindsided by Mark Jindrak, brutally beat up, thrown against a wall and finally we see Jindrak forcing that said wall on top of the All-American Champion!*
This attack was uncalled for of course and Rey, if you are watching this, Mike and myself wish you the very best in your recovery.
Of course we do, Rey! That was indeed uncalled for and one has to wonder, Joey, how Rey will react when he gets back to Dynamite!
We then cut to the back, where we see The Invaders, Kid Kash and James Gibson, sit in their locker room. Suddenly, the brand new Global Tag Team Champions, The X-factors, walk into shot.
Well, well, well. Look at what we got here, Sean, it’s the FORMER tag team champions!
Guys, tell me. I was looking at the match card for tonight earlier, and I didn’t see a rematch for these titles. You guys afraid of being embarrassed for two weeks straight?
James Gibson jumps up and confronts Waltman.
We’re afraid of no-one…especially you!
Kid Kash calmly stands up.
We’re just waiting for the right opportunity to get back at you guys. And I think I know the perfect opportunity.
Ya damn straight really! You better start shakin’ in yer boots, ‘cause we’re comin’ for ya…at CHAOS THEORY!
Sean Waltman and Ken Doane keep their cool and don’t seem to shocked about this announcement.
Hey, you wanna get embarrassed on the big stage as well…fine by us. But hey, don’t blame us if you look even more ridiculous than before…we’re just doing our jobs…
Doane and Waltman smile as they walk off, leaving a pissed off duo of Gibson and Kash behind, as we go to a commercial break.
As we return, we go to General Manager Eric Bischoff’s office, where The Basham Brothers, in a rare Dynamite! appearance, are inside.
The match at Chaos Theory. What is it all about, man? We didn’t ask for that!
Look, Danny, Doug, first of all, you don’t address me by ‘man’, you address me by Mr. Bischoff. Secondly, I make the matches, I book the card. If you got a problem with that, you either shut your mouth or you quit the company. Now get out of my office, I’ve got work to do.
But, Mr. Bischoff…
Out! And that…is…final!
The Bashams leave the office against their will. Suddenly, Danny turns around and sees someone, but the camera doesn’t shift.
Hey. Don’t forget about our agreement, alright? We can’t screw this up!
I won’t, don’t worry. Everything’s going to plan.
The Bashams turn around and walk away, as we cut back to ringside.
Ladies and gentlemen it is now time for our main event, in which Super Crazy will take on the monster of a man, known as Matt Bloom.
It’s hardly a main event, Joey! Bloom will destroy Super Crazy!
That’s what I’m afraid for, Mike.
“Vrooar, vrooooaaaar” The sound of a lawnmower is heard all around the arena, and that’s exactly what we see, as Super Crazy rolls out on his trademark lawnmower, ready to do battle. He gets into the ring and awaits his monstrous opponent.
“Bending Tracks” hits the P.A. system as Matt ‘The Train’ Bloom struts towards the ring to a huge amount of heat from the fans. He gets into the ring with a look on his face that looks to be saying “I’m gonna eat you alive”.
Main Event: Super Crazy vs. Matt ‘The Train’ Bloom
Summary: This was destined to be an utter squash match and in the early goings, that was exactly what we got. Bloom stared at Crazy for a couple of seconds and then just unloaded on his with a thunderous clothesline. Super Crazy never really stood a chance, as he was just demolished by a brutal STO. Bloom got up and just stood in the corner, staring at Super Crazy as he tried to get up from his feet. As Crazy was back to a vertical base, Bloom approached him and went for a big boot, but Super Crazy, in an act of pure instinct, ducked and Bloom nailed the referee instead! The ref collapsed and was out cold, as Bloom turned around, grabbed Crazy by the hair, clasped his hands around Crazy’s neck and nailed him with a devastating Baldo Bomb! Bloom didn’t know what to do at this point and was just circling around the ring. He decided to just wait until the referee was back to, when suddenly, the crowd erupted. The camera zoomed out and we saw ROB VAN DAM hop onto the turnbuckle, steel chair in hand! Matt Bloom sensed trouble and turned around, but was met with a huge VAN DAMINATOR! Bloom was blasted to the mat, as Van Dam threw the chair away and yelled some incomprehensible stuff to Bloom, before scattering out of the ring and up the entrance ramp. Super Crazy at this point stumbled to a vertical base, as he saw Bloom knocked out on the mat. Crazy was shocked a little, but hopped onto the second turnbuckle and nailed an already grounded Bloom with his signature Moonsault! Super Crazy covered Matt Bloom as the referee was getting back to and crawled towards the cover to count. 1…2…3!
Winner at 6:27 Super Crazy!~
What an unbelievable ending to this seemingly unfair match-up! Rob Van Dam came out of nowhere and nailed Matt Bloom with the steel chair, causing Super Crazy to pick up the very unexpected victory! I can’t believe my eyes!
Me neither, Joey, but what business did Rob Van Dam have, interfering in this match? That was uncalled for, Joey, especially after we all thought he wasn’t even going to be here! This is unbelievable!
Fact of the matter remains, Mike, that Matt Bloom lost to Super Crazy. This has to be a huge blow to Eric Bischoff and of course Bloom himself. Anyways, ladies and gentlemen, this is all we had time for this evening. For Mike Bucci, I’m Joey Styles. Good night from Fort Worth, Texas!
We see Rob Van Dam laughing on top of the entrance ramp, as he applauds Super Crazy, while Matt Bloom is knocked out in the middle of the ring and the screen fades to black.
CHAOS THEORY CARD
Rob Van Dam© vs. Matt ‘The Train’ Bloom
Global Tag Team Championships
The X-factors© vs. The Invaders
Billy Kidman and Frankie Kazarian vs. The Basham Brothers