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HUGE MAIN EVENT!! Happening tonight on Raw is War. After weeks of backstage and in ring attacks The Rock will finally go one on one with The Big Bossman. Bossman has been attacking The Rock for weeks and now he will meet him in the ring in tonight's main event!
Also The Union and The Corporate Team will meet again tonight when the returning Mankind goes up against Mideon. After the beating Mankind took in the hands of the corporate ministry will he be 100% when he looks for revenge tonight?
After Jarrett's disputable win against Intercontinental Champion Godfather last week in the KOTR Qualifying match, he gets a shot at the IC title! Will Jarrett strike 2-0, or will Godfather retain and even the scorecard?
WWF Champion The Undertaker will be in action against X-Pac. Last week Road Dogg was sacrificed until Steve Austin made the save. What will happen when Road Doggs DX partner and close friend X-Pac looks for revenge tonight. And we all know where The Undertaker will be "Stone Cold" won't be too far behind.
Speaking of Austin, last week he took out the majority of the corporate ministry. Including Chyna, by nailing her (Not Like X-Pac) with a Steel Chair. Rumours are that, Triple H is furious and will be looking to get some payback for Chyna's assault last week.
All this plus two KOTR Qualifiers!!! Mark Henry will go one on one with Kane, and Big Show will face D'Lo to determine the next two qualifiers in the KOTR Tournament. Who will advance to the PPV? All this and more tonight!!
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On my latest show: NYR Tag Team Championship - L.A.X vs.The Briscoe Brothers
Paul London vs. Tajiri
Dudley Boyz vs. Tommy Dreamer and Sabu
Rob Van Dam and CM Punk vs. Motor City Machine Guns
NYR World Heavyweight Championship - Randy Orton vs. Jushin Liger
In what is sure to be a fantastic match, RAW General Manager William Regal announced that in this episode of RAW, the main event will be a 3-on-2 Handicap Match between Backlash opponents, with former Evolution members Triple H and Batista taking on Mr. Kennedy, Elijah Burke, and the ECW Champion, Shelton Benjamin. The deck is stacked against The Game and The Animal, so will they be able to go up against the odds and win?
With one more RAW before the huge WWE Championship Match at Backlash, the challengers for the vacant title John Cena and Randy Orton will be given the opportunity to express their thoughts on the long feud these two men have had, and their huge match at Backlash, where only one man can leave as the rightful WWE Champion. What will these two bitter rivals have to say?
Last week, Regal announced that one of the representatives for the Backlash tag team match against SmackDown! would be the current Money in the Bank holder, Jeff Hardy. Soon after, JBL inserted himself as Hardy's partner, but Regal decided that if Bradshaw wanted the position, he'd have to earn it, and made a match between JBL and a mystery opponent, with the winner going to Backlash with Hardy. Who will the opponent be, and who will earn the right to be Hardy's partner?
All this and more on Monday Night RAW on the USA Network!
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24th March 2008
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***6 DAYS UNTIL WRESTLEMANIA!***
THE MACHINE IS STOPPED AT LAST, BUT NOT BY THE CHAMP
Ever since winning the Royal Rumble, The Big Red Machine has looked as close to unstoppable as one man could be, but last week, that all changed. Randy Orton thought he had done the damage a week earlier, but the WWE Champion was in for a shock as Kane sat up after multiple chair shots. Last week, The Legend Killer walked down to the ring with a full security team around him. However, that security team was quickly knocked off by both of Orton’s challengers at Wrestlemania in six days time, John Cena & Kane. Together they took each security member out before Cena was able to get at Orton, nailing the champ with an F U. It came down to Cena & Kane as they battled in and around the ring, culminating in Cena sending Kane through the announce table with a thunderous F U.
After being left lying by Cena, how will the monster respond? What will the champ’s response be to Cena’s statement? With just six days to go before their huge triple threat battle, it is safe to expect the unexpected!
THE McMAHON’S DO IT AGAIN
The McMahon Men have done their best to outthink Evolution over the last six weeks or so, and last week they did it again. After being attacked backstage by Triple H, Batista & Ric Flair a week earlier, Shane McMahon was absent last week as his dad was put in to a match with The Nature Boy after questioning Flair’s place in this year’s Hall of Fame class. When it came to the match, Naitch had a two on one advantage in his corner compared to Vince, who was minus a son with only JBL by his side. However, the latest McMahon fast one came in to play as Shane O Mac did his dad proud by coming through the crowd and knocking Flair out cold with brass knucks, allowing Vince to pick up one big win.
With just six days to go before one of the most anticipated matches in Wrestlemania history, just what can we expect to see from these six men?
LASHLEY SNAPS & KENNEDY GETTING CLOSER TO A REPEAT?
This year’s Money in the Bank Ladder match looks like being one of the most personal ever. And last week went some way to making us believe that even more. Eric Bischoff made a couple of matches with huge Money in the Bank consequences in place, including Mr. Kennedy gaining some revenge on Elijah Burke for the previous two weeks and moving a step closer to a second straight Money in the Bank contract. Can he do it again? However, the real tension came in a match between Bobby Lashley & Chris Jericho as Rey Mysterio watched on from the announce table. There’s been plenty of tension between Lashley & Jericho for a while now, and that spilled over as Lashley was disqualified for refusing to stop choking Jericho. Mysterio came to Jericho’s aid, but that wasn’t appreciated by either Lashley or Jericho without them coming to blows.
With no one seeming to get along and with Smackdown’s MVP allowed to come over to Raw after being barred last week by Bischoff, it could be one action packed night for the title hopefuls.
THE BULLY IS BACK
CM Punk went back to his vicious side last Monday after being told by Eric Bischoff that he would be teaming up with Colt Cabana after their attack on Jeff Hardy in the parking lot a couple of weeks back. With Jeff ready to go, he teamed up with Eugene to take on the dangerous duo, but Punk wasn’t in the mood to be messed about as he won the match, looking more focused and sadistic than ever. He wasn’t satisfied with just the victory over Eugene as he grabbed a chair after the bell and smashed it in to Eugene’s skull. Jeff survived an onslaught, but he will surely be out to make Punk pay this Monday just six days before their I Quit match for Punk’s Intercontinental Championship, the title Punk & Sunny screwed Jeff out of at the Royal Rumble.
Will Punk get what’s coming to him, or will he extend his dominant streak?
BATTLE OF THE CONTENDERS
Last Monday saw each brand’s Tag Team Champions collide in non title action in preparation for the four team double title match at Wrestlemania, and this week we will see the collision of the two challengers when John Morrison & The Miz represent Raw to take on The Pitbulls from Smackdown. Having only left Smackdown for Raw several weeks ago and already having a history with Jamie Noble & Kid Kash, it should be a difficult challenge for Miz & Morrison. It was Smackdown’s champions that prevailed last week, can Raw even the score with a victory for Miz & Morrison. Last Friday night on Smackdown, Morrison won a fatal fourway with a representative of each team that will meet for the gold at Wrestlemania this weekend.
Will there be a repeat for Morrison, or will The Pitbulls stake a claim for the titles themselves?
VICTORIA LOOKING TO GET EVEN BEFORE MANIA
The Glamazon truly made her Wrestlemania challenger work last Monday by putting Victoria in a gauntlet match. Victoria did exceed Beth Phoenix’s expectations by overcoming Melina, and then Jillian Hall. As soon as Victoria defeated Jillian, Beth & Natalya Neidhart jumped her before the Womens Champion then announced that Victoria’s final opponent would be herself. Beth made the easy cover on the beaten down Victoria to secure a pinfall victory over the dangerous diva that stands in her way of retaining her title this coming Sunday at The Citrus Bowl. However, Victoria has a chance of retribution this Monday night when she is ****ed by another victim of Beth & Natalya’s, Michelle McCool as they try and make the champ and her close friend pay for their actions.
Knowing Natalya won’t be by her side in Orlando and with the knowledge she can lose her title by disqualification, what kind of mood will The Glamazon be in when she and Victoria meet less than a week before their title showdown on the biggest stage of them all?
PLUS
Cody Rhodes & Kofi Kingston talked things out last week after the seeds of doubt were placed in Cody’s mind by The Colon Brother’s the week before regarding the closeness between Kofi & Cody’s girlfriend, Kelly Kelly. Kofi made it clear that there was nothing to the rumours, leaving Cody satisfied. Is Cody right to be satisfied with Kofi's comments?
Speaking of The Colon’s, they had a run in with Cryme Time last Monday night, what will that lead to if anything when Raw rolls in to it’s last stop before Wrestlemania?
Make sure you don’t miss this hugely important edition of Raw.
CONFIRMED FOR RAW THIS WEEK
John Morrison & The Miz vs. The Pitbulls
Victoria & Michelle McCool vs. Beth Phoenix & Natalya Neidhart
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- At No Mercy, Matt Hardy successfully retained his title against 'The World's Strongest Man' Mark Henry. In order to determine his
opponent at Cyber Sunday, there will be a #1 Contenders Match on ECW!
- Speaking of Mark Henry, he is expected to be in a very bad mood after what happened at No Mercy. If Henry is placed in the #1
Contenders Match, how will this mood effect his chances?
- After a double-team assault last week on Tommy Dreamer, Mike Knox and Jack Swagger will team up to face Tommy Dreamer and
the high-flying Evan Bourne.
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The door slammed loudly behind Ted. He couldn't help but have a beaming smile stretch across his reddened face from one cheek to the other. Did he really just get the position of head booker at the World Wrestling Entertainment? The company he has watched since being a little kid. Was he really now part of it? Ted Innerson couldn't believe it. He left Mr. McMahon's office in Stamford, and walked to the car park outside. He got into his little blue Ford Fiesta and drove off listening to some small time rock band on the radio. He didn't really care what he was listening to, all he cared about was his first real meeting which would start after tomorow's Wrestlemania 22 PPV.
Ted eventually got home, ordered the PPV on cable and made some food. Once the PPV was underway he sat down for four hours and had his eyes glued to the television set, thinking about how he was going to book everything starting with tomorow night on RAW. He still couldn't believe that instead of driving to a small office in down town Stamford, he would be driving to the WWE Headquarters every day.
Kane and The Big Show (c) defeated Carlito and Chris Masters to retain the World Tag Team Championships.
Rob Van Dam defeated Ric Flair, Shelton Benjamin, Finlay, Matt hardy and Bobby Lashley to win the Money In The Bank Briefcase.
John Bradshaw Layfield defeated Chris Benoit to win the WWE United States Championship.
Edge W/Lita defeated Mick Foley.
The Boogeyman defeated Booker T W/Sharmell.
Mickie James defeated Trish Startus to win the WWE Women's Championship.
The Undertaker defeated Mark Henry in a Casket match.
Shawn Michaels defeated Mr. McMahon.
Rey Mysterio defeated Randy Orton and Kurt Angle (c) to win the World Heavyweight Championship.
Torrie Wilson defeated Candice Michelle in a Pillow Fight.
John Cena defeated Triple H to retain the WWE Championship.
As Wrestlemania finished, Ted thought about going to bed, however he decided to plan some ideas for the fallout of Wrestlemania. I have always liked Kane, thought Ted, making a note of him and The Big Show's name on a piece of A4 lined paper, next to Mr. McMahon's name. He didn't quite know why, but it looked good, so he left it there. After more thought, Ted decided that it was time for bed. He got all of his stuff prepared for the creative meeting tomorow morning, and sat up in bed. He lit a cigarette and thought to himself about the WWE. However his mobile started to ring. Who the bloody hell was ringing at this time of the morning he thought as he answered it.
"Hello?" said Ted resting his head against the bedrest.
"Yo, you're the new head of creative right dawg?" Ted knew who it was from the voice, and the way he spoke.
"Yes, Book, I am. What's up?"
"What's up, you gotta be kiddin me dawg, I just had to job to The Boogeyman. I'm not a happy man. In fact I'm sitting here in the locker room, contemplating a resignation man"
Ted didn't quite know what to say.
"Look Book, I'll speak to you on Wednesday, and I'm sure we can come to some sort of agreement on you and your character"
"You better have something good planned, or I'm goin"
"Look, book, it's late, I'll try and discuss something with Mr. McMahon tomorow in the creative meeting. If not I'll have a word with you on Wednesday, just hold on till then"
Booker T didn't say anything else. Instead he just hung up the phone, leaving Ted with a buzzing noise in his head. Ted tried to think of ways to push Booker T, but before he knew it, he was flat out asleep in bed. With only four hours until his alarm would ring.
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"I wasn't surprised at all. In fact, I thought, why stop there? Why not add the Big Show, or Chris Jericho, or the whole state of Nebraska for that matter? And don't you think a wrestling ring is a little old school, Lilian? Why not put the match in a shark tank, with real live sharks? Hungry sharks! And the only way to beat your opponent is to stuff him down a shark's throat, and pin the shark. Wouldn't that be a hoot?"
"I became the first ever Euro-continental champion in WWF history. Well, besides D-Lo Brown, but he doesn't count."
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