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PunterHH · 11-17-2007, 11:09 AM

Great show, I'll try and have a review up within the next couple of days k?

**The_Rated_R_Supers** · 11-17-2007, 11:14 AM

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Originally Posted by PunterHH

Great show, I'll try and have a review up within the next couple of days k?

cool, thanks.

KingOfQueens · 11-17-2007, 11:26 AM

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WWE News and Notes

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- Finlay has issued a challenge to The Undertaker for a No Holds Barred Match at No Mercy. How will The Phenom respond?

- WWE are currently in talks with certain TNA talent who have expressed a wish not to be named at this time.

WWE: Rebirth Of An Era
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TheInstantClassic · 11-17-2007, 11:34 AM

THE INSTANT CLASSIC REVIEW

OPENING PROMO: I loved the opening promo, You really got Vince like real life, Very Good to get his character correct, Like the way you showed Triple H getting beat up!

MATCH 1ecent Match, I think it is hard not to right atleast a decent match when using these two superstars.

VAL VENIS PROMO: I enjoyed this promo as it is excatly Val Venis

BOBBY LASHLEY INTERVIEW: Decent Interview, Good to get Lashley over with the crowd

MATCH 2: It was an alright match

JEFF HARDY INTERVIEW: Enjoyed the interview and glad to see you are trying to give Hardy a push

Match 3: Good way to get The No DQ into The No Mercy Match

Santino Promo: I actually enjoyed this and thought it was quite funny

Randy Orton Interview: Once again got his character brillaintly done, Look foward to his match with HBK

Match 4: Dissapointed with the final outcome as i believe Cody Rhodes should be given a push

HBK Interview: Enjoyed the interview

Match 5: MOTN in my opininon, Like the last reviewer glad to see you are given him a push

OVERALL: Really Good Show, You have got the characters brilliant, The matches are all right but the shows are getting better everytime i read one of your shows, Keep it up

KingOfQueens · 11-17-2007, 01:33 PM

Batista: Steroids? Absolutely Not

In a country in which the news media is highly suspect, and the quality of unbiased reporting has been thrown into the trash can, CNN has stooped to new depths. Notwithstanding the fairness, or lack therein, of CNN’s recent piece entitled “Death Grip: Inside Pro Wrestling,” perhaps the best example of how CNN misrepresents and unfairly presents their biased, if not illegal, point of view is the comparison of WWE’s unedited interview below to CNN’s edited version. CNN’s depiction of Batista as it relates to steroids is not only professionally and morally wrong, but damaging to his character.

Unedited Interview
CNN Reporter: So Batista, what do you think was your best performance of your career?

Batista: That would have to be Wrestlemania 23, in my match against The Undertaker. I just wish I could do it again. Please God, let me have more matches like that!

CNN Reporter: How does it feel to be a WWE Superstar?

Batista: The best time of my life definetly.

CNN Reporter: What feeling do you get when you go out to perform every night?

Batista: Well it's all about the fans really, not about me. They've been so good to me, I just love them. But yes, I love wrestling and it's a great feeling.

CNN Reporter: Are you a religious man? Do you pray a lot?

Batista: I'm very close to God and I think him for a lot.

CNN Reporter: What do you say when people ask you what would you do if you weren't a wrestler?

Batista: I don't know because it's the only thing I want to do.

CNN Reporter: What about the WWE? What would you do without them?

Batista: Oh God, that's hard to imagine.

CNN Reporter: What's your opinion on steroids? Have you ever taken steroids?

Batista: Absolutely not.

The above is a small clip from the interview. Below you can find what aired on CNN's Death Grip: Inside Pro Wrestling.

CNN Reporter: Have you ever takens steroids?

Batista: Yes, I love steroids and it's a great feeling.

CNN Reporter: What's your opinion on steroids?

Batista: The best time of my life definetly. They've been so good to me, I love them. I just wish I could do it again. I'm very close to steroids.

CNN Reporter: Are you a religious man? Do you pray alot? What do you say?

Batista: Please God, let me have more steroids!

CNN Reporter: What would you do without steroids?

Batista: Oh God, that's hard to imagine. I don't know, they're the only thing I want to do.

CNN Reporter: Is there anything you'd like to say right now before we end the interview?

Batista: Steroids please.

Yes, CNN did air the above interview. WWE and Batista are expecting an apology.

KingOfQueens · 11-19-2007, 01:04 PM

‘’Rise Up’’ hits as Smackdown!’s opening package plays on the titantron

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Michael Cole: Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Friday Night Smackdown! Last week, Edge in his return match defeated Batista for the World Heavyweight Championship! Edge will now have to face The Great Khali in a Steel Cage match at No Mercy! But, Batista isin’t happy about this and wants to cash in his rematch clause at No Mercy! Maybe that will be resolved tonight, and my broadcast partner J.B.L is not present for unknown reasons, but I’m still here!

‘’I Walk Alone’’ hits to a mixed crowd reaction. Some laugh, some cheer, some boo. Batista emerges from the curtain carrying a microphone. Batista performs his signature theatrics while pyro erupts behind him. The Animal hits the ring, and holds up the mic. Fans start to chant ‘’Steroids!’’

Batista: Absolutely not! I told CNN absolutely not! And look what they do. They edit that and make it look like I’m on steroids. This is what I really said!

The interview plays on the titantron.

CNN Reporter: Have you ever takens steroids?

Batista: Yes, I love steroids and it's a great feeling.

CNN Reporter: What's your opinion on steroids?

Batista: The best time of my life definetly. They've been so good to me, I love them. I just wish I could do it again. I'm very close to steroids.

CNN Reporter: Are you a religious man? Do you pray alot? What do you say?

Batista: Please God, let me have more steroids!

CNN Reporter: What would you do without steroids?

Batista: Oh God, that's hard to imagine. I don't know, they're the only thing I want to do.

CNN Reporter: Is there anything you'd like to say right now before we end the interview?

Batista: Steroids please.

Fans are laughing, and Batista is outraged at whoever replaced the real interview with the edited one.

Batista: Who did that?

Batista waits for an explanation. ‘’Metalingus’’ hits to a huge pop. Edge emerges from a smoking curtain. Batista is furious. Edge waits on the stage and holds up a microphone to his mouth.

Edge: Now come on Batista. We all know your secret, don’t try hide it!

Batista: You know damn well CNN edited that video! You think this is funny? Anything you want to say before I kick your ass?

Edge: Well just one thing…steroids please!

The fans are laughing hard.

Batista: I don’t do steroids! I am completely clean!

The fans are cheering ‘’steroids.’’ Edge puts down the mic and ****s in before holding it back up.

Edge: You have a problem! You want to look like the Rated-R Superstar, so you take a shortcut…well Batista there are people who can help you! People who can you help you quit!

Even Michael Cole is laughing.

Edge: I think I know why your addicted! You were laid out in that ring by me last week! You lost your World Heavyweight Championship which is now mine! So you needed to find a way to get back on top…some way to find the strength to take on the Rated-R Superstar. Does anyone know what Batista did to do this?

The steroids chants start up again.

Edge: That’s right people! Batista is a ‘roid addict!

Michael Cole takes off his headset because his laughter is beginning to block out Edge.

Batista: From day one I have worked hard to achieve what I have! And now CNN and people like you Edge are pointing the finger at steroids! I’m sick of it. I’ll take you on here tonight! I’ll go to a place steroids could never take me!

Edge: Don’t tell me your on crack too?

Michael Cole falls out of his chair laughing while fans are gasping for breath.

Batista: I’ll leave you bloodied and beaten in the middle of this ring all by myself!

Edge: Well now your just taking credit for the steroid’s work!

Batista drops the microphone and jumps over the top rope and runs up the ramp towards Edge. The fans are laughing and cheering ‘’Steroids’’ still. Batista goes for the spear, but Edge slams the microphone down on Batista’s head. The Animal rolls around the stage holding his head. Edge throws vicious mounted punches before pulling Batista to his feet and smacking him with the microphone once more. Edge goes for the spear and nails it. Batista is sent right off the stage in to the barrier. ‘’Metalingus’’ hits as Edge climbs back on to the stage, leaving Batista devastated down below. Edge wipes the hair out of his eyes and spits at Batista. The fans are cheering for Edge. ‘’Punjab’’ hits to heavy boos from the fans as The Great Khali and Ranjin Singh emerge from the curtain and make themselves present on the stage. Edge takes a step back. Khali shouts something in his native tongue at Batista.

Ranjin Singh: The Great Khali says, clearly Batista is not fit to compete for the World Heavyweight Championship. He says the only decision that can be made is Edge vs The Great Khali at No Mercy.

The fans boo, while Edge looks worried.

Batista struggles to his feet and feels around the floor for the microphone. He grabs it and picks it up.

Batista: At No Mercy, I will get my rematch. Khali, I will step in to the ring with you tonight and beat you down as hard as I can if I have to. I will get my rematch.

The fans cheer for Batista on the principal that they hate Khali. ‘’MacMilitant’’ hits and the fans are curious to see what Vickie Guerrero will do.

Vickie Guerrero: There is one way to solve this! Batista and Khali tonight, and the winner will face Edge at No Mercy..BUT!

She pauses as the fans cheer for the idea for this match.

Vickie Guerrero: The Special Referee will be Edge!

The fans pop for this match and Edge grins, clearly pleased with the opportunity he’s getting.

Khali jumps down from the stage and grabs Batista and rolls him up on to the stage again. Khali climbs up and hits the double-handed chokeslam. Vickie and Edge are unable to do anything. Edge is actually looking quite sastisfied. Edge grabs the mic off Vickie.

Edge: LETS GET THIS MATCH STARTED RIGHT NOW!

The fans like this idea and express it quickly through cheers.

Vickie Guerrero: Hold on!

Edge: I’M THE MATCH OFFICIAL! RING THE BELL!

Khali throws Batista down the ramp and in to the ring.

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Match 1
Number One Contender Match
Special Referee Match (Edge)
Batista vs The Great Khali

Khali begins to viciously assault Batista with right hands and stomps. Batista writhes around the canvas holding his head. Khali grabs Batista by the head and nails that patented brain chop, quickly flooring Batista. Khali goes for the cover. There’s no count. Khali looks around but, Edge is not present in the ring. Edge retrieves a chair from underneath the ring and slides it in. Edge rolls in and grabs the chair. He raises it and slams it down on the head of an un-expecting Khali. Edge drops the chair and pulls Batista out from under Khali. Edge clearly doesen’t want to face the Punjabi Giant. Edge throws Batista on top of Khali and begins the fast count. 1! 2! No! Ranjin Singh is trying to pull Edge out of the ring. Edge rolls out and hits a hard right hand on Singh before dragging him by the head over to Michael Cole’s table and slamming it down hard. Edge rips out the monitor and slams it over Singh’s skull. Edge slides back in to the ring, where Khali is back on his feet setting up for the vise grip. Edge comes from behind and low blows Khali. Batista gets to his feet and somehow, someway lifts Khali up for the Batista Bomb. He nails it! Everything is taken out of Batista, and both men are laid out. Edge has an idea, thinking he can get out of a title defense. He quickly fast counts the 10 count, and has the bell rung.

Winner – Draw at 3:21 via double-countout.

Edge calls for a mic. Vickie Guerrero is still waiting on the stage.

Edge: Well Vickie, it looks like neither of these men will face me at No Mercy. There will be no World Heavyweight Championship defense at No Mercy!

Michael Cole: Aw come on! He’s trying to escape a title defense!

Vickie Guerrero: Now hold on Edge! You have to defend that title against someone!

‘’Guerilla Radio’’ hits on the P.A System and the fans are unsure of who’s entering to the well known song, but unknown theme song. Two men run out from behind the curtain dressed in black tights saying ‘’Sabin’’ and ‘’Shelley’’.

Michael Cole: Hold on! That’s Chris Sabin and Alex Shelley! The Murder City Machine Guns!

The Guns hit the ring, and Edge rolls outside. The Guns lift Batista to his feet and both men hit well placed kicks, before dragging him over to the turnbuckle. Shelley runs to the opposite corner before running towards Batista and hitting the flying kick to the face, before Sabin runs across the apron and hits a leaping pele kick to the back of the head, and flies over Batista to be caught by Shelley who tosses him in to Batista. Sabin pulls Batista from the corner and holds him in place while Shelley hits the top rope and hits the missile dropkick, right to Batista’s head. The Guns get lots of heat from the audience as Batista is left laid out in the ring. Khali has all ready left. The Guns call for microphones.

Chris Sabin: I am Chris Sabin, and this is Alex Shelley! You may know us, we are the Murder City Machine Guns!

More heat from the fans.

Alex Shelley: We came out here and laid out this ‘roid addict because we are currently employed by a great man who wants a title shot! He feels we need to eliminate the competition! So we came out here and did what we do best!

The fans are curious to know who has employed the Guns.

Chris Sabin: This man is a great, true American hero!

Michael Cole: Oh God..don’t tell me

Alex Shelley: He is John Bradshaw Layfield!

‘’Longhorn’’ hits to big heat as the ramp raises. A limo appears driving out from under it. J.B.L exits the car and ****s the guns in the ring.

J.B.L: That’s right! John Bradshaw Layfield is returning to the ring, and I want what I deserve! A true champion deserves a championship! Edge, I am issuing a challenge to you at No Mercy in that Steel Cage! We saw how Khali and Batista failed to get that title shot! Well I can!

Edge who was listening at ringside grabs a mic. J.B.L gets more big heat from the crowd.

Edge: Prove it! Tonight! You and me! If you can beat me, then it’s you and me in that Steel Cage at No Mercy for this title!

Edge holds up the World Heavyweight Belt, and the fans start chanting for Edge.

J.B.L: Beat you? I’ll embarrass you!

Yet more heat from the audience.

Edge: Shut up! You can’t beat the Rated-R Superstar! No one can! People have tried and failed!

Cheers of approval come for the crowd.

J.B.L: Edge, I am not like other people! I am John Bradshaw Layfield! A Wrestling God!

Edge slides in to the ring, but the Guns are ready and throw Edge against the ropes. Edge rebounds and goes for the spear on Sabin. Shelley is waiting on the top rope and dives off. Shelley is about to fly past Edge, but grabs the Champion’s head and hits an incredible Diving DDT. Sabin takes his opportunity and hits Rolling Thunder. The Guns point to the palms of their hands, a tribute to the Murder City. J.B.L pulls Edge to his feet and hits his signature powerbomb, laying out Edge in the middle of the ring. ‘’Longhorn’’ hits to big heat as J.B.L leaves accompanied by the guns. Edge is furious as he gets to his feet.

Backstage, Paul Burchill and Dave Taylor are with Ashley.

Ashley: I’m ****ed here now by Paul Burchill and Dave Taylor, guys, what are your thoughts on your WWE Tag Team Championship match against Matt Hardy and M.V.P tonight?

Paul Burchill: Well Ashley, we worked hard for that title shot, and we’re not going to make that all for nothing. We’ve come a long way and tonight we’re going to show the champions what we can do.

Ashley: Have you any regrets about the challenge you made last week?

Paul Burchill: Not at all, I’m quite looking forward to tonight’s match. I beat M.V.P last week, so I know we can beat both of them as long as we work together like we do every night.

M.V.P: Last week, you got lucky. Tonight it will be different. Tonight, M.V.P is prepared.

Burchill and Taylor are startled as they did not see M.V.P approach them from behind.

M.V.P: You see Ashley, these two...They’re amateurs. I can beat them any time, any place, I was just told I wouldn’t have a match last week so I wasn’t prepared for one. Tonight, I’m pumped!

Dave Taylor: Well Porter, we’ll see tonight. Tonight, you step in the ring with the two best British wrestlers ever. You better watch your back.

The fans cheer for Taylor and Burchill as the Brits walk out of view.

‘’Slow Chemical’’ hits to a decent fan reaction as Kane hits the ring. The Big Red Machine waits in the ring, awaiting whoever his opponent is. Chimel announces a Fatal-Four Way match up. ‘’Some Bodies Gonna Get It’’ hits to boos from the crowd, as Mark Henry hits the ring. Lots of heat from the fans as ‘’Lambeg’’ hits, and Finlay enters the ring. The fans think they know the fourth competitor and suspicions are confirmed as ‘’The Darkest Side’’ hits to a big pop. The Undertaker emerges from a cloud of smoke on the stage and hits the ring.

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Match 2
Fatal Four Way
The Undertaker vs Finlay vs Kane vs Mark Henry

The bell rings, and Finlay is immediately on The Undertaker, digging right hands at the Phenom. ‘Taker shoves him off and hits some of his own famous strikes. Kane is having trouble keeping Henry under control. ‘Taker grabs Finlay and tosses him in to Henry. Kane takes the opportunity and starts to work on the World’s Strongest Man. Finlay crawls to his feet where is booted by ‘Taker, and tossed against the ropes. Undertaker runs against the opposite set of ropes and floors Finlay with a rough clothesline. Finlay tries to crawl over to the strike-exchanging Kane and Henry, but The Undertaker grabs him and is determined to give him a bad time. ‘Taker lifts Finlay up and runs for the turnbuckle. Snake Eyes! Finlay is busted open all ready. Henry has just taken control of his fight with Kane again, and is landing vicious stomps on The Big Red Machine. ‘Taker lets Finlay roll around the canvas in pain for a second, and runs against the ropes towards Henry. Undertaker leaps, and connects! Henry and Undertaker are both sent flying out of the ring. Kane gets to his feet and runs towards Finlay who has just gotten to his feet. Kane hits a hard thump to the back of the head before lifting him up for the Sidewalk Slam. Finlay hits a sneaky low blow, and releases himself from Kane’s grip, and throws quick, hard right hands at him. Finlay backs in to the opposite corner and runs, going for a boot. He connects with Kane’s chest, and goes for the Celtic Cross. Finlay finds the strength to lift Kane, and nails it! 1! 2! Thr-No! The Undertaker has gotten back in to the ring and pulled Finlay off his brother. ‘Taker hits a few right hands before tossing Finlay in to the corner, and then Henry in to the opposite corner. ‘Taker runs at Finlay and hits a standing crossbody, then runs at Henry and does the same thing. The fans are loving it as ‘Taker continues the pattern, putting both men in pain. Kane gets to his feet and pulls Henry out of the corner, leaving ‘Taker to run right in to the turnbuckle. Kane grabs Henry by the head and tosses him in to ‘Taker, and boots him in the back. ‘Taker tries to push Henry out of his way, but the Silverback see’s he’s wearing down ‘Taker so holds on to the ropes. Kane runs and connects with an amazing dropkick to the back of Henry, pushing Henry hard in to The Undertaker. That’s taken a lot of out of Kane as it’s a rare move for him. Kane pulls Henry out and goes for the chokeslam. He hits it. 1! 2! Finlay has recovered and is throwing vicious rights and lefts at Kane’s head. The Irishman gets Kane in a tight headlock, unusual tactics for Finlay. ‘Taker pulls Henry to his feet and throws some rights before running against the ropes and going for a clothesline. Henry boots ‘Taker in the chest and hitting a patented standing splash. ‘Taker is clearly in pain, and Henry misses no opportunity to take advantage of it. Henry gets ready for the World’s Strongest Slam as ‘Taker climbs to his feet, but ‘Taker pushes Henry away, and goes for the Sidewalk, and nails it! Kane has not yet broken out of Finlay’s headlock. ‘Taker runs at the two, and boots Finlay in the back, before pulling both men to their feet. ‘Taker throws Kane out of the ring and sets Finlay up for his most lethal weapon. Tombstone Piledriver! 1! 2! 3!

Winner – The Undertaker at 10:42 via pinfall.

‘’The Darkest Side’’ hits to a great fan reaction, who are delighted The Undertaker finally showed Finlay who it’s done. The Undertaker calls for a mic.

The Undertaker: Finlay…at No Mercy…you will Rest In Peace

A big pop from the fans.

Michael Cole: You heard him! He’s accepted Finlay’s challenge! The Undertaker and Finlay in No Holds Barred at No Mercy!

‘’The Darkest Side’’ resumes as The Undertaker leaves.

<Commercial>

Batista is backstage, shouting at crew asking where the Murder City Machine Guns are.

Batista: Where are they?! Where are the Murder City Machine Guns?!

The crew have no idea. Suddenly, the Guns run in to view and attack Batista from behind, laying in to the Animal with right hands. Batista tries to push them off, but the Guns slam his head against the wall. Batista falls and holds his head. The Guns leave him there, and walk out of view, and get huge heat from the fans. Batista climbs to his feet. His head is busted open, and blood stains are on the wall where Batista’s head slammed off it.

Ashley is backstage with J.B.L.

Ashley: Ladies and Gentlemen, my guest at this time, J.B.L! J.B.L, are you confident you can beat Edge tonight?

J.B.L: Did you not see what my cabinet did to Edge? Like I said earlier, I can embarrass Edge! I’ll outsmart him, I’ll outwrestle him. Edge can’t beat me!

Lots of heat from the fans.

Ashley: If you win this match, you’ll face Edge in a Steel Cage match at No Mercy for the World Heavyweight Championship, do you have any regrets about that challenge?

J.B.L: Regrets? Are you suggesting that I can’t beat Edge in a Steel Cage match?

Ashley: No it’s just the Ste-

J.B.L: Shut up! Of course not! Why would I? I’ll embarrass him again, and this time take his title!

The Murder City Machine Guns walk in to view and get heat from all the fans.

Chris Sabin: J.B.L, we just took out Batista like you said.

J.B.L: Nice work guys. Ah yes! Sabin and Shelley sent a message to Edge by attacking Batista. That’s what will happen to Edge tonight, and at No Mercy.

Alex Shelley: Oh one more thing! We’d like to challenge Batista to a handicap match at No Mercy!

J.B.L: Haha! That’s what I’m talking about. Batista, if you think you can handle my cabinet, you’ll be man enough to face them at No Mercy!

The cabinet walk out of view.

‘’Never Thought My Life Could Be This Good’’ hits to boos and heat from the fans. The Cruiserweight Champion, Chavo Guerrero hits the ring. Chavo hands his belt to the referee. ‘’Booyaka 619’’ hits to a big pop. Rey Mysterio leaps up as pyro explodes on the stage. The Master of the 619 hits the ring.

Michael Cole: This should be a very heated contest, ladies and gentlemen, don’t go away!

<Commercial>

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Match 3
Rey Mysterio vs Chavo Guerrero

The bell rings and the two enemies lock up. Chavo kicks Rey in the mid-section and hits a quick suplex to get things started off. 1! 2! Rey kicks out of the early cover. Chavo gets to his feet, and waits for Rey to follow suit. They lock up again, but this time Rey gets the suplex. Rey pulls Chavo to his feet, but Chavo pushes him away and hits some lefts and rights. Chavo throws Rey against the ropes, and Chavo runs against the opposite set of ropes. Rey dives over Chavo before they meet half way, and Chavo runs in to to the opposite set of ropes and rebounds, as does Rey. Mysterio hits a dropkick to Chavo’s chest this time, knocking him to the ground. Mysterio leaps to the top rope. M.V.P is running to the ring. Rey dives off and hits the crossbody to M.V.P rather than his original target, Chavo, who gets to his feet and slides outside the ring to take advantage of the situation. Chavo throws rights hands to Mysterio from behind, while M.V.P rakes the eyes, and the referee is trying to sort out all the confusion. Chavo tosses Rey back in to the ring, and climbs to the top rope and hits the frog splash. 1! 2! 3!

Winner – Chavo Guerrero at 3:19 via pinfall.

Chavo rolls outside the ring while his music hits. The fans give M.V.P and Chavo lots of heat as they cheated Rey out of a win. ‘’Live For The Moment’’ hits to lots of cheers, as Matt Hardy runs to the ring. He attacks M.V.P from behind throwing right hands at his tag team partner. Rey takes on Chavo. Paul Burchill and Dave Taylor run down the ramp and attack Hardy and M.V.P. Rey continues to brawl with Chavo. Burchill and Taylor roll the champions in to the ring. The bell rings.

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Match 4
WWE Tag Team Championship Match
M.V.P and Matt Hardy vs Paul Burchill and Rey Mysterio

Taylor throws hard right hands on Matt Hardy, who start the match off. Taylor pulls Hardy to his feet and hits a belly to belly. 1! 2! Kick out by Hardy, but Taylor locks him in a powerful chinlock. Hardy tries to escape but Taylor has it locked in tight. M.V.P goes to break it up, but Burchill flies off the top rope and tackles M.V.P. Taylor pushes Hardy away and throws hard right hands at M.V.P, before tossing him out of the ring. Hardy is back to his feet and nails Taylor with a clothesline, and throws quick right hands. Taylor shoves Hardy away, but Hardy doesen’t give up and throws more right hands before nailing a hard hitting DDT. M.V.P slides back in to the ring, but Matt tells him to back off. Burchill pulls M.V.P out and begins to lay in to him. Taylor rolls a distracted Hardy up. 1! 2! Thr-No, Hardy kicked out. Taylor tries to lock in a headlock, but Hardy reverses it in to an arm wrench. M.V.P and Burchill are brawling outside. Hardy tosses Taylor out of the ring. 1! 2! 3! 4! 5! 6! M.V.P is stopping Taylor from getting back in! 7! 8! 9! Burchill low blows M.V.P! Taylor gets back in! Burchill throws M.V.P in to the steel steps. Hardy complains to the referee about the low blow, while Burchill slides in a chair. Burchill rolls in to the ring, and the referee goes to stop him. Taylor grabs the chair and smacks Hardy over the head before hitting an Olympic Slam. M.V.P slides in to the ring and tackles Taylor, stopping him from getting the pin. The referee turns around and threatens disqualification. M.V.P clearly wants to get disqualified and keeps laying in to Taylor. Burchill pulls M.V.P out, while Taylor covers a laid out Hardy. 1! 2! 3! Taylor and Burchill cheat to win the titles!

Winners – Burchill and Taylor (New WWE Tag Team Champions) at 6:32 via pinfall.

The fans give lots of heat to Burchill and Taylor for this sudden change of character. Burchill calls for a mic.

Burchill: Hold on! Dave, you said we wouldn’t have to do this! I made a mistake! We cheated!

The fans cheer in approval of Burchill.

Taylor: When I started mentoring you, I promised you gold! We’ve got it! What are you complaining about?

Paul Burchill: I was under the impression that I could win it cleanly! Not with chairs and distractions!

Taylor: You’re a disgrace Burchill!

Burchill throws a right hand to the face of Taylor, knocking him to the ground. The fans roar in approval when Burchill starts laying in to Taylor. M.V.P tells the referee something. Porter grabs the chair used to defeat him and Hardy and nails Burchill in the head.

Tony Chimel: I’ve just been informed that M.V.P and Matt Hardy are using their rematch clause right now!

The fans give M.V.P lots of heat as the bell rings.

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Match 5
WWE Tag Team Championship Match
Matt Hardy and M.V.P vs Burchill and Taylor

Burchill gets to his feet holding his busted open head. M.V.P hits the Playmaker. 1! 2! 3!

Winners – M.V.P and Matt Hardy (New WWE Tag Team Champions) at 00:11 via pinfall.

The fans give lots of heat to M.V.P. Matt Hardy is still laid out. M.V.P calls for a mic.

M.V.P: You saw it! I am still the champ! No one beats me! You know what, to prove that, me and Matt Hardy will take on any team in that locker room!

Hardy gets to his feet while the crowd start ‘’Machine Guns’’ chants. ‘’Guerilla Radio’’ hits to lots of heat. The Guns are clearly popular. Sabin and Shelley hit the ring and the bell rings.

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Match 6
WWE Tag Team Championship Match
Murder City Machine Guns vs Matt Hardy and M.V.P

Sabin hits the ropes as does Hardy. M.V.P goes to lock up with Shelley, but Shelley is too fast for M.V.P, and rolls him up in to a small package. 1! 2! M.V.P gets a shoulder up. Shelley waits for M.V.P to get to his feet before calling for Sabin. Sabin hits the top rope. Shelley lifts M.V.P up on his shoulders. Sabin flies off and hits the dropkick, sending M.V.P flying. Hardy tries to tag himself in, but Shelley hits a leaping pele kick to Hardy, knocking him out clean. Shelley goes for the cover. 1! 2! 3! Woah! Shelley and Sabin have done it in about a minute!

Winners – The Murder City Machine Guns (New WWE Tag Team Champions) at 1:29 via pinfall.

Sabin: That’s right! In one minute we are the WWE Tag Team Champions! One minute!

Shelley: That’s how good we are! No one can beat us!

The fans give lots of heat to the Guns to point to their palms. ‘’I Walk Alone’’ hits to a decent fan reaction as the Animal Batista hits the ring. The Guns get ready for Batista. Sabin goes first, but is met by the devastating spear of Batista. Shelley stomps on Batista, but backs away as the Animal gets to his feet. The loud shout of ‘’Roid Rage!’’ from Shelley can be heard. Batista grabs Shelley and lifts him up for the Batista Bomb. He nails it!

Batista: As for your challenge…I accept!

The fans cheer as ‘’I Walk Alone’’ hits and Batista leaves.

<Commercial>

A Save_Us222 promo airs on the titantron. At the end it reads the date of the second Monday Night RAW after No Mercy.

Ashley is backstage with Edge.

Ashley: I’m ****ed now by the World Heavyweight Champion, Edge. Edge, your match with J.B.L is coming up next, what are your thoughts?

Edge: Okay, let’s get one thing straight. I hate that question. What are my thoughts? Get a new line. J.B.L seriously pissed me off earlier with his stupid cabinet! I am going to kick his ass! There’s no way I’ll give him any chance of winning my title!

Ashley: Out of the two potential challengers, who would you rather face? Khali or J.B.L?

Edge: Tough question…I’m not afraid of Khali. I can beat him any time. J.B.L would just be easier. I would rather face Khali personally. Nobody thinks I could do it…but I can!

Ashley: Well thanks for your time Edge, and good luck in your match in a few minutes.

Michael Cole: Well there you have it! Edge is very confident about this match! Let’s see if he speaks the truth, can he beat J.B.L?

‘’Longhorn’’ hits to lots of heat as the ramp lifts up. Headlights flash from underneath. The limo drives in to sight. Chris Sabin and Alex Shelley step out before opening the backdoor for J.B.L. Layfield walks down the ramp in his wrestling gear and hat. J.B.L hands the hat to Sabin and slides in to the ring. The ramp lowers. ‘’Metalingus’’ hits to a big pop, as Edge emerges from a cloudly stage. Edge holds the World Heavyweight Championship up high as pyro erupts from the titantron. Edge hits the ring. The bell rings.

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Match 7
Edge vs J.B.L

J.B.L and Edge approach each other. The crowd are loving the tension. They go to lock up, but J.B.L swings a kick at Edge before throwing quick right hands. Layfield throws him against the ropes and goes for a suplex. Just when J.B.L is about to bring Edge down, the Rated-R Superstar smashes his elbow in to Layfield’s head, and drops safely to the mat. Edge knees J.B.L from behind and runs against the ropes and goes for the dropkick. He nails it, right to J.B.L’s back! Bradshaw’s in pain, and shouts something to the Guns. Sabin and Shelley slide in to the ring, but Edge is ready. He lays out Sabin with a powerful right hand, and grabs Shelley by the head and tosses him over the ropes. The referee is establishing order, giving J.B.L time to hit a dirty low blow to Edge. Bradshaw locks in a chinlock. Edge groans and reaches for the ropes. Shelley pushes his hand away. Edge takes a swing at Alex but can’t reach him. The referee tells Shelley to back off, giving Sabin time to lay right hands in to the back of the referee’s head, and toss him out of the ring. Shelley slides in a chair, and J.B.L holds Edge in place. Sabin lifts the chair and smashes it off Edge’s head. Shelley shouts in warning to Sabin, and the Machinegun throws the chair to Shelley and rolls out of the ring. The referee slides back in, not able to disqualify anyone because it could have easily have been Edge. Edge’s head is busted open, and J.B.L is laying stomps in to him. The referee pushes J.B.L away and checks if Edge is okay. J.B.L and the Machineguns expose any turnbuckle they can. Edge gets to his feet, and J.B.L whips him in to the corner. J.B.L runs and plants the boot in Edge’s chest, shoving him in to the naked turnbuckle. Bradshaw gets Edge in position for the J.B.L powerbomb. He performs the old theatrics, and slams Edge down off his shoulders. 1! 2! Thr-No! Edge gets a shoulder up. The fans are relieved. Edge lays still, blood now again dripping from his head. The referee checks once more if Edge can go on. Edge slowly gets to his feet. He turns around. Clothesline from hell! 1! 2! 3!

Winner – J.B.L at 7:21 via pinfall.

The fans give J.B.L lots of heat as ‘’Longhorn’’ hits. The Guns roll in to the ring and celebrate with Layfield.

Michael Cole: This is sickening! J.B.L constantly bent the rules to win this match!

Edge is laid out in the middle of the ring, completely still. His face is covered in blood. J.B.L signals for the title. The camera’s fade with J.B.L raising his hands, standing over Edge.

The WWE logo shows.

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Quick Results
1. Batista vs Khali – Special Referee Match (Draw, Double Count-Out)
2. The Undertaker def Finlay, Kane and Mark Henry.
3. Chavo Guerrero def Rey Mysterio
4. Paul Burchill and Dave Taylor def M.V.P and Matt Hardy (New WWE Tag Team Champions)
5. M.V.P and Matt Hardy def Paul Burchill and Dave Taylor (New WWE Tag Team Champions)
6. The Murder City Machine Guns def M.V.P and Matt Hardy (New WWE Tag Team Champions)
7. J.B.L /w Murder City Machine Guns def Edge

The_Rated_R_Supers, King of Queens and WWE:Rebirth of an Era present:

WWE Championship
Bobby Lashley vs Randy Orton

World Heavyweight Championship
Steel Cage
Edge vs J.B.L

Intercontinental Championship
Jeff Hardy vs Mr.Kennedy

No Holds Barred
Finlay vs The Undertaker

Handicap
The Murder City Machine Guns vs Batista

No DQ
Triple H vs Umaga

**The_Rated_R_Supers** · 11-19-2007, 04:24 PM

WOW, Explosive show tonight.
Great Job!!!

Opening Promo - Glad that Batista came out and defened himself. I can see that happening, but im not sure with everyone ganging up on him. I think it would have been better if the fans defened Batista the whole time. But I thought it was real funny when Edge made that crack joke lol. All characters are in pretty good. I like how Khali keeps coming out and wanting his title shot, but i think you should give him more lines. I love Khali. This CNN angle is pretty intresting and I actually really like the idea of it, expecailly with Steroids being a big issue.

Batista vs. Khali - Loved that Edge was the ref. And it was classic Edge for him to count real quick and try and get out of a match at NM.

Promo - The Murder City Machine guns, Alright!!!!! Love the Idea. And I like that they are heels, and I really like that they are with JBL. JBL returns to the ring is some of the best news I have heard all day. lol. The beat down on Batista is intresting, like to see where that heads up.

Interview - So glad to see that these guys are getting a big push, and hope they win the tag belts tonight. I think they could be a HUGE help to the tag team division.

Kane/Henry/Finlay/Taker - Good fatal match here. I like it, and im glad that your starting to use some more of the roster. I like that, because there is alot of great talent. This fued with Taker and Finlay is getting pretty good. Im pumped for their match at NM.

JBL Interview - Im soo glad that JBL is back in the ring. And I like that his cabinet is MCMG. Im real glad. I wonder if Batista will accept the match?

Rey/Chavo - Good match, MVP comes down and attacks Rey, or costs him the match at least. I think the will further the match for NM.

Matches 4/5/6 - It really put the tag team division up more. It made it look like it was important to teams, which is what it needs. Not sure about Burchill and Taylor breaking up sooo soon, because it looked like you were giving them one hell of a big push. Glad to see the MCMG with gold so early, but maybe it was a little too early. But no the less it did elevate the tag team division some.

Batista accepts the challenge, thats good. I think it will be a great match up.

Edge Promo - It was too short, and edge seemed a little out of character.

Match 7 - Good match, and its was exciting to see JBL back. JBL picks up the win, with of course, bending the rules. IT was a good match and JBL vs Edge in a steel cage is going to be exciting.

Overall - Good show. Your getting alot better. The one thing i found wrong was the lenght and more promos. I think you should drag promos out alot longer. Put more lines in there. Also, between matches 3 + 4 I think you could have put a promo in there for something. Over all it was a good show. Great work man.