Re: WWE: In The Eyes Of A Child
The first of the year…
On a bonus note that we are starting over, all titles have been vacated
We’re gonna kick things off in January, a whole new year. Everybody’s gearin’ up for the Rumble, and there’s some pretty evident fallout backstage that has to get cleaned up…
“Wanna Be Loved” plays. The show begins and almost immediately, The Child’s titantron hits and he walk toward the ring.
JR: Welcome to a special edition of Monday Night Raw!!! For many of you who are still somewhat confused, we do have a new owner! His name is disclosed, but he is a 12-year old child who-well I’m not even sure how he got this dream position-but he’s here, and apparently has an announcement on the now HIS show!
JL: How the hell did a 12-year old get this job, JR? I wanted that job!! Was the board insane when they did this?
Child: Ya know it’s a dream to actually own the WWE and be Chairman and make all the decisions. That’s why I-
(suddenly, “Sexy Boy” hits and the crowd goes nuts)
Shawn: I don’t care what position you have, there’s nothin’ on this planet that’s gonna keep me from filling that vacant WWE title spot. And if you’re not gonna do something about that, I’m gon’ have to do it myself.
(crowd goes crazy after this statement)
JR: Well it seems Shawn Michaels has voiced his opinion on the current issue of a kid owner!
JL: Well, his opinion is: he doesn’t care!! He doesn’t care who the owner is! He’s got his eyes set on one thing, and that’s the WWE Championship!!
Child: I can’t just strait up give you the title, Shawn. Hell, there’s not gonna be a WWE champion ‘till the Royal Rumble, but you’re one of the top guys in the industry right now. As for the rest of the night-
(King Booker’s music hits)
Booker: You wanna talk about gold, and not even mention the King? I have won over 20 professional titles in my storied career. Including 5-time, COUNT IT-5-time WCW Championships! With all due respect HBK, I deserve to be WWE Champion!
(a majority of the crowd boos at this. Booing turns to even more boo as Edge and Orton actually come out together. They are followed immediately by Ken Kennedy.)
JR: Well, its seems as though Rated RKO has something to say about this entire situation as well.
Edge: You just can’t throw guys aside like us that way! Me and Randy are hell of singles competitors! We have every right to go for the WWE championship! And you, ‘The Child’-get your ass back to your middle school so you can get stuffed into your locker!!
(gets parade of boos)
Kennedy: You guys must be kidding? Dude (he points to Shawn), do you really think you’re still stoppin’ shows and breakin’ hearts at your age? And you (he points at the King)? Who the hell calls himself “King?” I’m this only king around here! King Kennedy! That sounds good! And Edge, how ‘bout you just shove it? And pretty boy Randy better speak up for himself! You all think you are great in the ring, but there’s no one, I mean no on better than-MRRRRRRRRRR-
(is cut off by sudden playing of “My Time is Now”. Mixed reaction from the crowd.)
JL: JR. it looks like The Champ has words for those guys in the ring!!
JR: Knowing John Cena, it’s not gonna be too pretty for those men in the ring
Cena: I know ya’ll ain’t talkin’ about the WWE championship and you haven’t even mentioned the name of The Champ? Show-stoppin’, crown-wearin’, freaky-smilin’, lip poochin’, microphone wailin’, I don’t give a damn! I was the champ, I still should be champ, and I will be champ!
(crowd again has mixed reaction)
Child: (after all in the ring are in big argument) Guys, guys, guys! There’s only one way to really settle this-in this very ring. Now, at the Rumble, there’s gonna be some blood for that title. Tonight, we’re gonna find out who’s gonna spill it! There’s gonna be two triple threat matches tonight, the winners of both will face each other at the Rumble. The other 4 will get four of the first 10 entries into the Rumble. First, we’re gonna have-Shawn Michaels…
(crowd cheers wildly)
…vs Ken Kennedy…
(some boos, some cheer)
(big cheer turns to boos)
…the other will be Cena, Randy, and the King. See ya’ll suckas later tonight. Sorry to override ya on your first night, Teddy, but I had to take charge.
(The Child leave the ring, soon to be followed by all six guys)
(scheduled for one fall, winner gets IC title shot next week)
CM Punk v. Carlito. Both get huge pops.
Start: Carlito got off to a hot start, constantly using high octane moves. He starts off using lefts and rights and hitting a clothesline before hitting his springboard elbow. Goes for a cover, but only gets 2
Mid Match: CM gains a bit of momentum and starts using his knees as weapons. Eventually gets enough steam to hit the knee-turnpike-to-bulldog. Gets 2-count. Carlito responds buy hitting a series of dropkicks before a clothesline throws CM out the ring. An arm drag onto the outside padding by Carlito has Punk grounded. Punk recovers and proceeds to chop Caribbean Cool in the chest. Carlito responds with an Irish Whip into the steel steps. The referee’s count is at 6. Carlito gets back into the ring.
End: CM recovers, but almost walks into the Backcracker. Using the ropes, he holds on to slow Carlito’s momentum to prevent the move. Carlito gets up with his head spinning. CM lifts Carlito up and hits the G.T.S. Good night, Carlito. 1-2-3. CM gets shot.
JR: What an incredible match we just had here on RAW, with CM Punk getting the W here over Carlito!
JL: Yeah, JR! Punk goes on next week to face whoever wins the other match tonight for the Intercontinental Championship!
JR: Well, RAW’s gotten off to a hot start with 2 main events being set and we have a #1 contender for the Intercontinental Championship!!
Backstage, you see The Child cleaning up the Chairman desk when Shane-O-Mac walks in, and he ain’t too happy. He just kinda stares at him and then walks off.
JR: Welcome back to Monday Night RAW, here we have Jillian Hall inside the ring with a microphone…
JL: Hey JR, do you know math?
JR: I currently am rusty in that area, but why do you ask?
JL: I have an equation here: Jillian + Microphone + Sound=Cats committing suicide!! HAHA!!!
JR: Oh, you’re horrible, King. Well, Jillian seems to be accompanied my Melina, we have a scheduled match, but Jillian wants to shriek-er-sing
Jillian: I would like to dedicate this song to our new owner, The Child…(clears her throat)…AND IIIIIIIII WILL ALWAYS LOOOOOOVE YOUUUUU(crowd is booing entire time. Even Melina has a disgusted face and is holding her ears. Thankfully, Mickie and Maria interrupt the serenade.)
(Diva tag match)
Mickie & Maria v. Melina & Jillian
Brief Match Summary-The crowd is obviously on the side of Mickie and Maria. Melina & Jillian pick up the win after a Jillian powerbomb to Maria.
JR: Well, thankfully someone got Jillian away from that mic, too bad Maria and Mickie James couldn’t drive her away for good.
JL: JR, I think Garfield jumped off a bridge when he heard that.
JR: Oh stop it, King. Well anyways, next up we have one of our main events, a #1 contender’s match for the WWE Championship at the Royal Rumble. A Triple Treat match-up, and that’s right now!!
(winner goes to Rumble for WWE title)
Shawn Michaels v. Ken Kennedy v. Edge
Start: Kennedy & Edge start on Michaels. HBK responds with chest chops that echo thru the arena. They eventually get the better of him and launch him out the ring via double back body drop
Mid Match: Kennedy and Edge go at each other, mainly with punches, but the referee gets knocked out after a misguided clothesline from Kennedy. Edge then removes the padding from turnpike. Edge proceeds to spinning wheel kick Kennedy. Afterward, Edge tosses the arrogant loudmouth into the ropes, but on the rebound, both and Edge and Kennedy attempt cross-bodies and smash into each other. After an Edge-O’-Matic and the ref not revived, Edge goes for a spear and misses, sending him into the iron post.
End: Edge slumps out the ring after failed attempt, while Kennedy turns and sees Michaels in his face. The two go at it, and then Shawn throws Kennedy into the unprotected post and stuns Ken. Kennedy turns around, only to be greeted by a superkick and the three count. The Showstopper’s goin’ to the Rumble.
JR: I don’t believe it!! Shawn Michaels is going to the Royal Rumble to try to live his dream one more time!!!
JL: That was a heck of a match, JR!! Now all we have to do is find out who he’s gonna go against later on tonight! Tell’em about it, JR!
JR: Well King, you’re right. Tonight, our main event is another triple threat match-up, this one between King Booker, John Cena, and Randy Orton.
(normal tag team match)
WGTT v. Regal and Taylor
Brief Match Summary: WGTT picks up win after low blow from Hass enables Benjamin to hit T-Bone Suplex on Regal. The crowd is behind neither team, but most cheer at the outcome
Maria: My guest at this time, the former WWE champion, John Cena! Tell me John, what do you think about the new owner and about your main event match tonight?
Cena: Well, I-
(Cena is cut off by the entering in the room of Randy Orton.)
Cena: Sorry Maria, I gotta go.
(Cena goes off, leaving Maria perplexed and rubbing her neck)
JR: Well ladies and gentlemen, up next on RAW is the second #1 contender’s match for the IC Championship, and also the second #1 contender’s match for the WWE Championship.
JL: The best is yet to come, JR!! Uh-oh, here comes the masterpiece.
(one fall, winner faces CM next week for IC Title)
Chris Masters v. Johnny Nitro
Start: Nitro hits off with continuous right hands before trying to throw Masters into the ropes. It is reversed into a powerslam, giving the early momentum to the Masterpiece.
Mid Match: Masters tries to go for the Master Lock, but is fought off by Nitro. Masters backs into the ref with force, laying the official out. Afterward, Nitro hits a dropkick before going to the top rope and corkscrewing Masters while grounded. With the ref still gone, Nitro grabs a chair.
End: Upon re-entry to the ring, Nitro hits Masters in the gut with chair and hits an over the top flip sunset pin. Match done, Nitro gets shot. Call the paparazzi!
JR: Well, Johnny “Hollywood” Nitro takes advantage in this match and will face CM Punk come next week for the uh coveted Intercontinental Championship
JL: JR, speaking of championships, the main event is next!!
JR: Indeed it is, King. Like my partner just said, coming up next on this special RAW, is our main event-a triple threat match for the other contender for the WWE Championship, the other being Shawn Michaels, who won earlier tonight defeating Ken Kennedy and Edge. Well up next, there it is King Booker, John Cena, and Randy Orton, next.
(winner goes to Rumble and faces Michaels for WWE Title)
John Cena v. Randy Orton v. King Booker
Start: Orton starts with immediate offense, hitting Book with an elbow and Cena with rights and lefts, till Cena collapses over the ring. Orton follows him and Irish Whip’s him into steel steps. Booker baseball slides Orton, who’s too close to the ring. All three men are outside the ring, with Booker bouncing Orton’s head off the announcer’s booth.
Mid Match: Booker grabs Cena and throws him into the ring. Repeated shots to the midsection are what Booker’s keeping up with to Cena, and even nails the knee drop to his face. More blows followed by a DDT and a scoop slam. Cena eventually does manage to reverse a clothesline into a Killswitch, then goes on to hit the 5-Knuckle Shuffle. Cena has Booker measured and is about to attempt an FU
End: Orton revives and climbs the rope. He then hits Booker with a missile dropkick from the top. Cena and Orton stare down and brawl before Orton sets up for the RKO. He misses and gets caught in the FU. After the slam, Cena holds his midsection that Booker was working on, obviously in pain. From nowhere, Booker hits the Scissors Kick and picks up the pin. The King’s goin’ to the Royal Rumble.
JR: I don’t believe what I just witnessed!! King Booker, taking advantage of Cena’s midsection injury and putting it toward the Scissors Kick!
JL: Well, it looks like the Royal Rumble’s shaping up to be pretty big already! King Booker will be Shawn Michael’s opponent in a few weeks!
JR: Folks, this is JR, Jim Ross and Jerry “The King” Lawler signing off of this monumental Monday Night RAW, with an ever so opportunistic King Booker picking up the win in our main event. Good night, everyone!!
It's not the best show ever, but it's my first one
Tune in next week for more fallout!
Also, check out Smackdown’s fallout show for more on the Royal Rumble situations.