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Re: Bradley presents - WWE: History Rewritten
WWE SUMMERSLAM 2007
Date:
26 August 2007
Venue:
East Rutherford, New Jersey
Theme Song: ‘Eyes Open’ by Snow Patrol.
Narrator: Summerslam, 20 years: a wrestling tradition. Ever since the first bell...
The first punch....
The first victory....
We have witnessed career defining moments.
Big time moments...
Shocking moments...
*Clips of HBK’s career*
Feel good moments....
Everyone wants to be remembered
For what, is up to them.
At Summerslam legacies have been defined
Names, personified.
Legends.... born.
Summerslam is unlike any other event in the Summer
It captivates audiences and has done so for twenty years.
Now... Vincent Kennedy McMahon does battle with one of his greatest rivals in one of the biggest matches of all time... WarGames.
Not a game... a war.
Something so unspeakable that only action will speak louder than words on a night like this.
Welcome to Summerslam!
*PYRO*
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J.R: Ladies and Gentlemen welcome to the 20th annual Summerslam and by gawd what a night we have in store for you tonight. They are calling it the most personal match of the decade, Team McMahon vs. Team Flair in WarGames for the first time in WWE history.
King: Not only that J.R, we have the first ever Triple Threat Last Man Standing match between three of the finest athletes in the industry, Triple H, Randy Orton and John Cena.
J.R: We certainly have a jam packed show and now we will hand you over to our Smackdown colleagues for the first match of the night.
Cole: What a humdinger of a show and I personally can’t wait to call some of these matches tonight, we have the fatal 4 way match for the World Heavyweight Championship, The U.S title gauntlet...
(J.B.L interrupts)
J.B.L: We also have my personal favourites, the battle for the Undisputed Tag Titles, with the actual bout and the ladder match to determine the #1 contenders and a chance to shape a legacy. Bradshaw is in New Jersey and that should be enough but right now we have out first match of the evening and it could be one of the most important. It is King Booker vs. Finlay and an added stipulation is that if King Booker loses he will lose his kingly title. Let’s get this started then.
Tony Chimel: The first match of the evening is for one fall, introducing first, from Belfast, Northern Ireland and weighing in at 236 lbs Finlay!
*I LOVE TO FIGHT* hits to a moderate pop as Finlay comes out with a shillelagh in tow.
Tony Chimel: His opponent, accompanied to the ring by Queen Sharmell, from Houston, Texas and weighing in at 253 lbs, KINGGGG BOOOKKKAHHHHHH!
*CORONATION* hits as Booker comes down to the ring to quite a large amount of heat as he starts verbally abusing some of the fans in attendance. Booker royally hands his sceptre to his wife as he steps in to the ring to do battle with someone he has already beaten once on Pay Per View.
Match 1: King Booker vs. Finlay (If King Booker loses he loses the King title)
King Booker and Finlay get this match underway with a slow grapple in the middle of the ring before Finlay manages to use his technical expertise to turn the grapple in to a hammerlock. Finlay then forces Booker over to the ropes but King Booker kicks the legs of Finlay and quickly rolls out of the ring to gain some composure after that slow start. Booker starts moving around the outside of the ring, constantly eying Finlay. Booker then checks under the ring to look for Hornswoggle but he doesn’t find anything so slowly gets back in the ring. Booker urges the ref to stop Finlay from attacking while he is getting in the ring. While the referee’s back is turned Sharmell quickly gets up on the ropes and distracts Finlay, Booker seizes his moments and clubs Finlay round the back of the head; leaving him slumped against the ropes. Booker then hits a back suplex on Finlay and goes for the cover,
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Finlay kicks out rather easily which is expected at this point in the match and Booker doesn’t look visibly frustrated. Booker then picks Finlay up and kicks him in the gut, Booker then goes for the DDT but Finlay battles out of it and goes for a suplex but Booker blocks the attempt and goes for a suplex himself and connects with it. Booker decides against going for the pin and instead he is looking to kill this match off early as he grabs Finlay up and goes for the Book End. The crowd are cheering Finlay on, this helps Finlay squirm out and use the momentum to his advantage and forces Booker towards the mat and his face rebounds off of the canvas. Finlay manages to put an arm across Booker for the pin,
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Only a two this time as King Booker gets his shoulder up rapidly. Finlay then aims concise shots on the back if Booker. Finlay shouts in a distinctive Irish accent for Booker to get up, which he reluctantly obliges to. Finlay then stomps on Booker as he is getting up and then hoists him to his feet. Finlay then puts Booker in the piledriver position but before Finlay can do anything about it Booker is hot to trot on reversing the move with a back drop. Finlay has now been planted in the middle of the ring so Booker seizes the opportunity and bounces off the ropes and hits a leg drop. Booker gets up, his eyes start to widen.... Is Booker going for the Spin-A-Roonie? No... he holds in the urges but that definitely hinted at a face turn. Booker then picks up Finlay and Irish whips him over to the corner, Booker rushes at Finlay and goes for one of his monster kicks but Finlay has it well scouted and ducks the attempt. Booker temporarily has his foot caught in the ropes and this leaves Finlay just enough time to hit a modified slam/spinebuster move which shakes the ring. Finlay kicks Booker while he is down, clearly showing his ruthless aggression is still there. Finlay then goes down to Booker’s level and applies a front face lock to Booker. Booker is trying hard to break the tough hold but is unable to, after several seconds Sharmell gets up on to the apron and distracts the referee, causing Finlay to release the hold and go over to Sharmell and actually strike her and knock her off the apron. The crowd let out a surprisingly large pop but it is cut short when Booker makes a half hearted roll up attempt but Finlay immediately rolls out of it. Booker looks at Sharmell but surprisingly does little to attend to her other than to glance at her, she gets up but Booker is continuing with wrestling. Finlay tries to slow the pace down by giving Booker several stiff shots to the chest but Booker connects with a clothesline and ferociously shouts ‘Come on’ to the heavens. Booker lifts Finlay up and hooks his arm (a la Old School) and then swings his leg around and connects with a jaw dropping kick on Finlay’s.... jaw. Finlay spirals backwards but manages to find support in the ropes but the momentum carries him back over as he walks straight in to Booker’s spinebuster. Booker then goes for the pinfall once again,
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Finlay got his arm up, albeit a little more slowly this time around. Booker senses he knows how to take down Finlay. First, though, he lets Finlay get to his feet, Booker pauses for a moment, letting Finlay stumble around the ring, dazed. Booker then times his moment and goes for a massive spinning heel kick which sends Finlay in to the corner. Booker runs up, having learnt from his previous mistake, and goes for a shoulder block instead. Booker then hits a bulldog, leaving Finlay floored. Booker then hatches an idea and drags Finlay by his arms over to the ropes. Finlay is then tied up by Booker in the ropes. Booker perches the top rope ever so slowly, watching out for Hornswoggle. Booker seems increasingly paranoid about the leprechaun. Nevertheless, Booker hits a massive dropkick from half way across the ring to Finlay, hitting the side of the ring in a massive spot, which the crowd acknowledges by pure jealousy for Booker’s smart move which they react with scowling and booing. Booker then lifts Finlay up and attempts the Book End but Finlay again blocks it so Booker decides to throw Finlay to the floor. Booker then puts his foot on Finlay’s throat and applies constant pressure, after a split second the referee gets him out of the move. Finlay looks uncharacteristically weak and disheartened as he lay on the ground. Finlay rolls out of the ring but Booker follows him, remaining on the attack throughout. Booker then clubs Finlay in the back before motioning towards the steel steps. Booker then has a rush of adrenaline and picks Finlay up and quickly Irish whips Finlay towards the steel steps but Finlay reverses it and throws Booker straight in to the steep steps. Finlay rolls in and out of the ring to stop the ten count before disassembling the steep steps and leaving one part out on the floor. Finlay musters up all of his remaining energy and strength to pick up Booker. Sharmell obviously interferes in proceedings but Finlay easily shrugs her off. There is a long pause as Finlay holds Booker in a tackle position before lifting Booker up and hitting a massive spinebuster! Finlay gets back in the ring again and back out. Finlay has sent the crowd in to raptures and he fully well knows it as he lets out a cheeky grin. Finlay violently throws Booker on to the side of the ring and bundles him in to the ring before going in himself. Finlay then goes for the pin,
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No matter what you say about Booker, he ALWAYS has heart and he clearly showed that there as he kicked out. Finlay sensed blood in the water and quickly pounces in Booker before throwing him in to the corner. Finlay is quietly stalking him; Booker is unaware of his whereabouts. Finlay suddenly unleashes a running boot, right across the chest of Booker. Finlay then unleashes lefts and rights on the ‘King of the Ring’ before lifting Booker up and carefully placing him on the middle rope. The crowd are willing Finlay to do what they think he is going to do as he climbs the ropes. Finlay headbutts Booker for good measure before hooking his arm around Booker’s head, clearly looking for the superplex! Sharmell wails out at the referee to stop it, as the referee goes to console the upset Sharmell Booker hits a menacing low blow on the Northern Irishman, sending him falling to the mat below. Booker then looks out to the rows and rows of fans before front flipping and sticking his leg out and hitting a HOUSTON HANGOVER across the throat of Finlay. Despite Booker being a heel the fans are still cheering him like he is a face. Booker climbs on top of Finlay for the imminent cover,
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I don’t think anyone knows how Finlay kicked out of that one but the most important thing was, he did. Booker looks in an absolute state of shock right now and it is easy to see why. Booker continues to get to work on Finlay, hitting a series of trademark kicks on Finlay’s chest, leaving him red raw. Booker then hits another leg drop before quickly lifting Finlay up and kicking him in the gut. Booker bounces off of the ropes whilst Finlay is bent over and Booker is looking for the axe kick but Finlay is obviously playing possum (or has it very well scouted) and moves forward and picks up Booker on his back. Finlay is looking for the Celtic Cross but Booker drops down and manages to quickly roll up Finlay. Booker has his feet on the ropes.
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Wait a minute, the referee sees Booker’s feet on the rope and instantly reverses the decision. Booker’s King title isn’t exactly safe yet. Booker is absolutely livid with the decision but the referee stands his ground. Finlay has started to get to his feet but Booker rushes towards Finlay as soon as he gets to his feet but his heart overrules his head and he gets backdropped straight over the top rope. Sharmell quickly rushes over to help her husband to her feet as Finlay just looks on, not concerned in the slightest. Booker runs back in to the ring, obviously offended at Finlay’s cocky gesture, and starts riling up the fans with a few punches to the stomach (heel heat) but Finlay instantly stops this with a swift clothesline. Finlay wants this match completely over and done with and goes to finish this one over. The crowd want Hornswoggle but Finlay goes back to a move he had attempted to use earlier in the match, the piledriver. As quick as you like Finlay hits the piledriver and goes for the pin attempt,
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After a long count Booker manages to kick out. Finlay then goes out to his corner and fetches his shillelagh but the referee almost instantaneously takes it away from him at the corner. Booker has managed to get to his feet and runs at Finlay, splashing him in the corner, knocking the referee out. Booker grabs the shillelagh and just looks at it, pondering. Booker then waits for Finlay to get up but, hold the phone, it’s HORNSWOGGLE! He runs to Booker and tries to grab the object but Booker tries to shake him off. Sharmell has now rushed in to the ring and, in a mirror image of Vengeance, grabs her stiletto and is aiming it at Hornswoggle but the target is too small so she assists in feebly kicking out at Horsnwoggle. Finlay gets to his feet and witnesses the situation. Hornswoggle manages to bite the leg of Booker, making him drop the shillelagh. Sharmell suddenly hits Finlay from behind with her high heeled shoe. Booker starts laughing before picking Finlay up and scarpering Hornswoggle away from the ring. Booker holds Finlay back as Sharmell lines up her shot with the stiletto but Finlay manages to duck and she CLOCKS BOOKER IN THE FACE WITH THE STILETTO! The crowd are going mental at this unexpected turn. Sharmell looks on in shock at what she has done, it doesn’t look like she meant do it though, despite the crowd’s reaction. Finlay then picks up the shillelagh and scares Sharmell away from the ring before picking up Booker and hitting him with the shillelagh. Finlay then sets Booker up for the Celtic Cross and connects with it! The referee conveniently gets up and counts the pinfall,
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The winner via pinfall @ 10:12, Finlay!
King Booker has lost his King title and as he looks on in pain at Sharmell one can only wonder what is going through his mind after she seemingly cost him the match, and his title. Will we find out tomorrow at the RAW draft?
Cole: Oh my! Sharmell just lost Booker his King title!
JBL: A common mistake, don’t wet yourself over nothing girlpants.
*CUTS TO BACKSTAGE*
All 6 men in the U.S title gauntlet match are standing in Teddy Long’s private room. MVP (unexpectedly) is the first one to speak up.
MVP: Yo, Teddy. I know fo’ sure that I ain’t the only one wanting to know when the hell we are going to know what order we are in for the match tonight. So (MVP approaches his desk).... what’s the order?
Teddy: First off all, you don’t talk to me like that playa.
*Pop*
Teddy: Secondly, did you actually think I didn’t have a plan for one of the biggest PPV’s of the year? Nope... you are going to sort out the order... yourselves.
Punk, Kennedy, Kane, Burke and Matt Hardy surround MVP who gulps as we cut away to Randy Orton.
Maria: Uhhh... Mr Orton, tonight you have a last man standing upwards match against Triple H and that lovely champion, John Cena.
Orton grabs Maria which causes instant heat to pour out from the New Jersey fans.
Orton: Maria... Maria. How do they solve a problem like you? Cena is not quote, unquote, ‘lovely’ he is the biggest son of a bitch on God’s Earth and I can’t wait to stand over his lifeless body and then I am crowned the World Champion... once again. (Smirks) Even though Cena hasn’t lost on PPV for the last 11 months it all ends here. That brings me on to another thing, Triple H, The King of Kings... I damn near ended your career in January and tonight I am going to go one better and kill the legend of the 10 time World Champion and Randy Orton will once again be victorious and.... and better than every damn person in this hell hole of a state called New Jersey.
Maria: But your monotonous droning would fail to acquire the feasible rapport needed from the delicate crowd to boost you to unfounded status and eminence in this illustrious industry.
A MASSIVE pop for Maria who somehow just outsmarted Randy Orton at his own game. Orton just looks in stonily at Maria before he walks off and spits right below Maria who gives a wave, suddenly returning to ditzy blonde mode.
VIDEO PACKAGE
*Trish Stratus returns after being out since Unforgiven; attacks Melina*
*Victoria gains right to face Melina at Vengeance but Trish squirms her way in*
*Clips of match at Vengeance where a face Victoria picks up the win*
*Trish attacks Victoria brutally*
*4 woman tournament clips between Beth/Trish and Mickie/Melina, Trish and Mickie both win*
*Victoria causes DQ in final match so match is made as Triple Threat*
J.R: This is the first title match of the night, I know King will like this one but this is more than puppies, this is becoming a fierce rivalry.
King: (In trance mode) But the puppies J.R???
J.R: Let’s hand this one over to Lillian Garcia before King hands something else over... namely a proposal.
Garcia: This match is for the Women’s Championship of the World and it is a Triple Threat match which is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, the Champion, from San Bernardino, California and weighing in at 155 lbs, Victoria!
A decent pop for the Women’s Champion as *DON’T MESS WITH ME* hits and she confidently makes her way down to the ring.
Garcia: One of her challengers, from Toronto, Ontairo, weighing in at 124 lbs Trish Stratus!
*TIME TO ROCK AND ROLL* hits as heat is received for the multiple time Women’s Champion as she goes eye to eye with Victoria.
Garcia: Finally, from Richmond, Virginia and weighing in at 124 lbs, Mickie James!
*OBSESSION* hits as Mickie James comes out to the ring to a mixed reaction, she is clearly not favoured to win this match.
Match 2: WWE Women’s Title
Victoria (c) vs. Mickie James vs. Trish Stratus
Victoria and Mickie get things started with Trish smartly taking a backseat for now. Victoria forces Mickie towards the ropes before managing to tip her out of the ring and down to the floor below but from behind Trish suddenly uses her expertise to scoop Victoria off of her legs and dump her over the top rope which garners a considerable amount of heat from this baying crowd. Trish smirks but Victoria and Mickie both get to their feet and just stare at Trish. Trish is looking to hightail it out of their but Victoria and Mickie grab Trish’s feet and send her crashing to the mat. Mickie then drops an elbow before Victoria follows him with a leg drop before Mickie and Vickie both send Trish flying out of the ring and straight down to the floor to a big pop. Trish is livid on the outside but she takes a breather while the two divas in the ring do battle. Mickie gets the upper hand earlier on in the grapple but Victoria reverses it and kicks Mickie in the gut and puts Mickie in the powerbomb position but Mickie wriggles out of it but once again Victoria manages to overpower the former women’s champion and get her up for a powerbomb/Widow’s Peak but Mickie reverses it in to a terrific leg scissors which sends Victoria straight in to the turnbuckle. Mickie then runs at Victoria and hits a massive splash and then is able to hit a groggy Victoria with a suplex but Trish suddenly runs in and Irish whips Mickie to the corner and steals the pinfall attempt,
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Mickie easily breaks it up but Trish is not fazed by this move. She is when Mickie hits a picture perfect dropkick which sends Trish reeling in to the corner. Repeating the move from earlier, Mickie runs at Trish and attempts a splash but Trish moves out of the way and this time Trish goes for a suplex towards the turnbuckle but Mickie grips on to the turnbuckle and goes for the Tilt-A-Whirl but ends up hitting a spinning DDT instead. The impact is unfounded as the ring shakes and the crowd are whipped in to a frenzy. Mickie attempts to go for the cover but Victoria comes over and foils any plans Mickie had of capturing the Women’s Championship after only 3 solitary minutes. Victoria picks Mickie up and hits a Russian Leg Sweep which sends Mickie to a heap on the mat. Victoria turns around to see Trish, already on the top turnbuckle, leaping at her with intent and splashing down and hitting a crossbody to a pop (For the big move). Trish goes for the cover for the second time in this match on Victoria,
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Victoria kicks out of it, this time without help from Mickie. Trish gets up, a little more angry this time, and starts aiming down her sights as she is lining up Victoria for a Chick Kick. Trish is patiently awaiting Victoria as she groggily gets up and she is just about to pull the trigger when out of seemingly nowhere Mickie hits a Lou Thesz Press and starts raining down the punches on her former idol. Now Mickie gets up and mirrors Trish by lining up Victoria for her unpatented Mick Kick and by this time Victoria is up and she manages to hit it with full impact right next to the ropes. Mickie is pretty damn certain she has this one and while she takes a split second to brush her hair back Trish rolls up Mickie with a Small Package and SHE HAS HER FEET ON THE ROPES!
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Mickie just manages to escape in a situation which highlights the fact where the champion doesn’t need to be involved in the decision to lose the title. Trish gets up and is absolutely irate at the referee who stands his ground but Mickie swoops under Trish’s legs (ahem...) and gets Trish in a compromising position by lifting her up and planting her back down on Victoria’s body with the Electric Chair drop but it seems Victoria managed to get her knees up out of instincts so that must have hurt a hell of a lot worse for Trish. Victoria gets to her feet but Mickie nearly damn decapitates her with a clothesline. Mickie the smiles at the crowd before kicking Trish in the head (rather out of character) Mickie then goes to the top rope and she is gunning for Trish but she badly overshoots the jump and lands on Victoria instead. Mickie then gets up, visibly shaken, and gets Victoria in an armlock and then gradually tightens the offensive move before Trish ****s in and wraps her legs around Mickie’s throat, cutting off her air supply in the process. Trish finally lets go of the hold as soon as Mickie releases her hold. Victoria is rolled out of the ring by Mickie before Trish and Mickie go face to face in the ring. Trish clubs Mickie in the forehead before throwing Mickie over to the ropes. Trish then gets Mickie and goes for the Stratusfaction but Mickie has this one scouted and goes for a back suplex but it seems Trish is smarter than she looks and she somehow manages to apply the leg scissors before getting her own head to inches above the mat and spinning around rapidly and throwing Mickie out of the ring with an amazing head scissors. Trish manages to get up after a few seconds and she looks triumphant in the ring, until she realises she hasn’t quite won yet... Trish goes to the outside of the ring and goes for the title belt as Triple Threat matches are basically non DQ matches but she sees Victoria in the corner of her eye and this stops her dead in her tracks. Victoria and Trish try to pummel each other senseless but Victoria manages to Irish whip Trish towards the steel steps but, because Victoria is so tired, she doesn’t get full power and Trish manages to run back up the steps but she is met with a massive kick through the ropes by Mickie James. Trish falls a fair way back, injuring her back with the collision. Victoria takes the title belt and just stares at it. She keeps staring at it, she seems to be put in a trance by it but Mickie brings that all to a halt with a massive clothesline. Mickie picks up the title belt and she has a deranged look in her eye, she throws the belt over the ropes and picks Trish up by the hair and bashes her head against the mat. Mickie then throws Trish in the ring, giving her a few slaps to the chest on the way which garners a few WOOO’s from the crowd (wait until WarGames fellas...) Mickie is then patiently waiting for Trish to get up; she lines up her target. Trish is on her feet but Mickie seems very heavy handed with the title belt. Mickie swings but Trish easily ducks it, both girls turn around and Trish hits Mickie with an almighty Chick Kick. This one is certainly over as Trish goes for the pin,
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Would you Adam and Eve it, Mickie had her foot on the rope! Trish is enraged, she starts pushing the referee and squealing out but squealing ain’t gonna do her a whole lot of good in this match. Victoria attempts to get in the ring but the demonic Trish headbutts Victoria which sends her nearly flying in to the barricade. Trish seems Mickie in the ring, she looks like a wounded animal with a small cut in her lip beginning to surface. Trish comes out of the ring but Victoria hits her in the lower section. Victoria manages to reach a vertical base while Trish is still reeling and in pain and Victoria manages to hit a WIDOW’S PEAK straight on the floor. The crowd actually look stunned as that was a big spot. Victoria has a lot of momentum as she flies in to the ring and drags Mickie’s downed body towards the middle of the ring. Victoria then begins to scale the turnbuckle, she finally gets to the top one then signals to the crowd before leaping majestically through the air and hitting a massive moonsault, square in the middle of the ring! Victoria hooks the leg and goes for the cover,
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Beth Phoenix has ran down the ring and broken up the three count! The psychotic Diva has no real reason to attack Victoria but she does so anyway, this causes Victoria to quite literally snap. Victoria grabs Beth and throws her against the turnbuckle before unleashing several rights and lefts before throwing her out of the ring and kicking her in the stomach. Beth is dragged to her feet but manages to outpace Victoria and run up the ramp but Victoria is not letting this one go and Victoria starts chasing her up the ramp! Victoria and Beth battle backstage so it is just left to Trish and Mickie. Mickie goes for the Mick Kick as soon as Trish steps foot in the ring but Trish catches the legs of Mickie and returns the favour with her own finishing move, the Chick Kick. Trish hooks both legs and goes for the cover,
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Winner and New Women’s Champion for the 8th time at 8:05, Trish Stratus!
J.R: Why in the hell is Beth Phoenix interfering for in a match like this? She has no right being here and that woman seriously needs help. Victoria won’t be too pleased come tomorrow night.
King: J.R you’re completely taking away from Trish’s amazing win, she is cementing herself as a legend in this business and all you can do is run your mouth.
J.R: Talking of running mouths, we have the A-Listers Johnny Nitro and Kenny Dykstra backstage with Todd Grisham.
Todd is seen backstage holding a microphone nervously while Nitro and Dykstra look on impatiently filled to the brim with expensive jewellery and designer clothing.
Todd: Tonight you have the chance to face the first ever Undisputed Tag Champions; how do you feel about this momentous occasion?
Nitro: How do we feel? We feel great. We ARE the A-Listers and we will dazzle this dumbass crowd tonight with out shining glory when we lift up yet another contract...
*Annoyed groans from the crowd*
Nitro: Like I said, when we lift up another contract we will have the chance to yet again become great because Dykstra and I have been in the slums for the past few months because of chumps like John Cena and Rey Mysterio stealing out limelight but this happens no more! We will show everyone we are the greatest entertainers and if you think otherwise you will be in the nearest medical centre with a list (bad pun) of injuries to your name.
Nitro and Dykstra walk away with an annoyed look on their face because of Grisham’s reaction as we cut back to the ring where Chimel can’t be assed to read their introductions (seeing as there is so many and we still have that lengthy WarGames match to get through) we just cut straight in to the action.
Match 3: Cruiserweight Open
Chavo Guerrero (c) (w/ Mark Henry) vs. Eric Young (w/ Chuck Palumbo) vs. Funaki vs. Jimmy Wang Yang vs. vs. Gregory Helms vs. Jamie Noble vs. Shannon Moore vs. Super Crazy
The odds aren’t exactly with Chavo is the timekeeper rings the bell to start this match. The crowd pop as every single one of the Cruiserweights surround Chavo, obviously hurt by his comments that he is the greatest Cruiserweight ever. Chavo quickly hightails it out of the ring before signalling he is not going to come back in the ring but the Cruiserweights start to run after Chavo. Mark Henry quickly goes over to defend Chavo but the Cruiserweights and Chuck Palumbo start taking him down! It’s absolute pandemonium out here as Gregory Helms (his first match after returning from a neck injury) grabs Chavo and forcefully throws him in the steel steps. Every single Cruiserweight attempts to kick the hell out of Chavo before the referee finally regains order and gets every single active participant in the ring. The 8 men pair off in mini-battles, Noble/Moore, Crazy/Helms, Young/Chavo and Funaki/Wang fight off in respective corners. Noble hits Moore with rights hands before going for a hard left but Moore manages to duck and hits a suplex which sends Noble straight over the top rope but he manages to land on the apron, Moore then decks Noble out to the floor. Chavo suddenly rushes in and dropkicks Moore off the ropes and over the top. Young quickly rolls up his rival,
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That didn’t last very long as every single man in the ring bar Chavo broke it up which signals how hard this match is going to be. Wang, meanwhile, is easily getting the upper hand over Funaki before Funaki brings something out of nowhere and hits Yang with a massive karate kick, sending him flying to the mat. Super Crazy is focusing on the injured neck of Helms before going for an armbar and throwing Helms over his shoulder but Helms lands on his feet and armdrags Crazy out of the ring and under the bottom. Helms the runs off the ropes and goes for the baseball slide but Crazy ducks it and grabs Helms’ legs and guillotines him on the ropes, hurting his neck. Yang has brought Funaki over to the ropes before leaping up on the middle rope and hitting a perfect leg scissors on Funaki, sending him hurtling out of the ring. Funaki manages to stumble to his feet a few seconds later but is met by a suicide plancha from Yang which takes both men to the floor; injuring them in the process. Now just Chavo and Young are in the ring (everyone else are fighting outside) and that is just the way Eric Young wanted this to be. Young bounces off the ropes and slides under the bewildered Chavo’s legs before quickly leaping to his feet and going for a German Suplex but Chavo falls through the air and remarkably lands on his feet. Chavo then rolls back, taking Young with him and getting him in a Victory Roll style pin whilst holding on to the ropes, he then attempts to go for the pinfall,
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Super Crazy takes Chavo’s arms off the ropes which causes him to lose momentum which makes Young roll out and apply a headlock to the champion. Yang comes leaping in to the ring, followed by Shannon Moore. Yang is on the top rope so Young releases the hold and smartly rolls out of the ring. Yang turns around and goes for the moonsault whilst Chavo is getting up but he lands on his feet and is met with a quick Russian Leg Sweep from a resurgent Chavo Guererro. Chavo collapses with exhaustion as that last move took a lot out of him just to simply get up. Moore is on the top rope and comes down with a massive leg drop on Yang. Moore goes for the cover,
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Young manages to break it up. Chavo is incensed, he kicks Young in the gut and lifts him up and he attempts the Gory Bomb but Young escapes the move and hits a swinging neckbreaker on Chavo. Crazy is now on his feet and motions to Young that he wants to hit a move, Young obliges. Crazy then hits a very impressive standing moonsault but as soon as Crazy gets on his feet Young reminds Crazy the hard way that this match is every man for himself by knocking Crazy clean over with his finisher, the Running Big Boot (with motorbike theatrics included). Young then goes for the cover on Crazy,
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The nearest anyone has got to a victory but Funaki, Helms and Noble break it up. Noble this time attempts to hit a DDT on Funaki but he shockingly counters it with a botched back suplex. Funaki then walks straight in to Helms who spinebusters Funaki which sends him in to a daze and out of the ring. Helms then kicks the legs of Young before hooking his arm and applying the armbar before lifting Young in the air and hitting a front suplex. Helms then forces Young in to the corner where he unleashes several lefts and rights to the dismay of the audience in New Jersey. Young in then slumped in the corner, Helms then forces his boot straight in to Young’s throat, almost symbolising Helm’s neck injury. The referee manages to break up the move at the 4 count but Helms seems absolutely relentless in his attack on Young. Helms shoulder charges Young in at the corner again but Chavo is coming up the steel steps but Helms spots in and kicks him off it with ease. Helms then perches Young up on the middle rope before grabbing his head and putting him in a DDT position. Helms forces Young down and hits an absolutely sickening Spike DDT. The impact Young’s head had on the mat was almost unbearable to hear; it seems Helms has this one wrapped up. Helms then goes for the cover by hooking the leg,
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Chavo turns in to a hero for a short time by breaking up the pinfall and saving his title with a Guerrero move, the Frog Splash. Helms and Young got an equal share of pain there but the crowd are still in awe of the incredible new move Helms just managed to use. Meanwhile, Chavo rolls both Young and Helms out of the ring before leaning back against the ropes and taking a short break. Noble and Moore quickly rush in but Noble quickly dispatches of Moore with a shot to the head and a massive backbreaker. Chavo then sees Noble and goes for the clothesline but Noble ducks and with the follow up hits Chavo with a back drop. Noble then dives on Chavo for the cover,
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Noble’s main purpose of that pinfall was to wear Chavo down as he easily kicked out. Noble then tries to stamp on Chavo’s legs but Mark Henry comes up to the apron to protest about something so the referee orders Henry away from the ring but this gives Chavo enough time to hit a vicious low blow. Chavo quickly gets back to his feet and hits his patented Gory Bomb with full effect but Young and Helms rush to the ring to combat Chavo. Helms looks like he has his sights set on Young but Helms rushes in and hits a Shining Wizard out of nowhere on Young. Chavo then Irish whips Helms out of the ring. Chavo has a sinister smirk on his face, he turns Young over on to his stomach and locks in his late Uncle’s old move, the Lasso from El Paso! Young is writhing in pain and screaming for Chavo to release it but he obviously doesn’t. Young is reaching for the ropes with everything he has got but it doesn’t seem enough as Chavo pulls Young towards the middle of the ring. Chavo’s arms seem to be widening and it looks as if Young might manage to break the hold after all but Chavo simply tightens his grip. It looks as if Young has simply run out of ideas and he has absolutely nowhere to go to but out of nowhere he gets a very unlikely saviour, Funaki. Funaki comes in and hits Chavo which forces him to release the hold but Chavo kicks Funaki in the gut and looks to make an example out of him. Outside of the ring Henry is running rampant, silently taking out Noble, Moore, Crazy and Helms but Yang manages to hit a moonsault from the top rope out of absolutely nowhere but Henry catches him! Henry hits a ground breaking body slam. Every Cruiserweight is out of commission with the exception of Chavo, Young and Funaki but Palumbo has seen enough and he attacks Henry before managing to lift him off his feet ever so slightly and send him tumbling in to the steel steps. Chavo has perched the top turnbuckle in the ring and goes for the Frog Splash on Funaki but he moves out of the way to the shock of the crowd. Palumbo and Henry then rush the ring (Henry comes in slightly later though) Palumbo goes to attack Chavo but the referee stops him and orders him back to the locker room. The referee obviously has the wrong person as he takes Palumbo half way up the ramp. This leaves a tiny opening for Mark Henry to do his dirty work. Palumbo is up the ramp now, despite making valiant protests, so nothing can stop Henry hitting the WORLD’S STRONGEST SLAM on Young. Henry goes of the ring but Crazy hits a low blow on Henry and rushes the ring. Chavo is on the top rope but Crazy makes his way up there. Chavo spots the referee still getting Palumbo to play ball so he hits another low blow and hits Crazy with a front suplex which makes him land face first on the mat rather awkwardly. Chavo then leaps off of the ropes as the referee conveniently gets back in to the ring and hits the Frog Splash on Crazy. The referee rushes towards the pinfall attempt and counts the imminent win, much to the dismay of the WWE fans.
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Winner and still Cruiserweight Champion at 10:06, Chavo Guerrero!
Cole: Mark Henry helped Chavo steal a win here tonight and the Cruiserweight division won’t exactly be happy.
JBL: Michael you must be blind in one... no, two eyes to not see Chuck Palumbo doing his fair share of attacking and Chavo Guerrero deserves that title more than anyone else and I’d like you to prove me wrong.
Just before Cole will obnoxiously answer we cut to Vince McMahon’s office, he is with his son Shane, RVD, Lashley and Umaga, Estrada is still absent.
Vince: Tonight... tonight we *Deep breath* we dine in hell. I’m making no bones about it people are going to get hurt tonight, people are having their careers shortened, thank the Lord that it won’t be us!
*Heat*
Vince: I want to make their punishment as prolonged as possible so I am adding another stipulation to WarGames. The match will not end after the first fall; oh no, every single member of Flair’s team will be out cold for us to win. I assure everyone we will do this in record time. If anyone interferes tonight for Ric Flair they will be FIRREEDDDD! Oh, Shawn Michaels, don’t think you’re getting off too easily, 18 months of hell I have endured, from Street Fights to DX Reunions to... *Shudders* having my head shoved up Big Show’s ass.
*Pop*
Vince: Shawn the show stops for you tonight, no more Heartbreak Kid, only a broken man. Shawn I am the Chairman of World Wrestling Entertainment and with a little bit of... shall we say ‘reassurance’ from the Board of Directors I have sanctioned, on behalf of the WWE, that you may not use your Sweet Chin Music tonight otherwise you will be disqualified from the match and further action may be taken.
*Heat*
Vince: Shane, just in case Mr. Michaels decides to use that damned move do you have the equaliser?
Shane holds up a sledgehammer and a bag which Shane tips out revealing various steel chairs and miscellaneous weapons.
The camera pans away as the five look ready and focused for their match in hell tonight.
J.R: This match will be the first step towards history tonight in an epic two-parter here at Summerslam!
Cole: That’s right, this is the ladder match to find out the first ever #1 contender for the Undisputed Tag Titles, here’s how this part came about.
VIDEO PACKAGE
*Teddy and Coach announcing the Undisputed Tag Title match between Deuce and Domino and The World’s Greatest Tag Team for Summerslam.*
*Several teams rush the ring, a few teams threaten the GM’s*
*Teddy announces that the Bluebloods and The Hooligans will be in the ladder match to find out the #1 contender’s to the Undisputed Tag Titles for their great efforts in coming up just short due to WGTT’s interference at the Great American Bash*
*Coach is bribed by the A-Listers with several ‘vouchers’ for designer clothing in Hollywood. Cryme Tyme then offer Coach a few escorts and several thousand dollars in cash to participate in the match, Coach agrees enthusiastically*
*Clips of battles between all 4 teams on the last RAW before Summerslam before Teddy assuring Coach that Smackdown will win the double at Summerslam*
Lillian Garcia: This match is a ladder match to find out the number one contender for the Undisputed Tag Titles.
*A large pop for Garcia nearly stumbling on that numbing sentence and for the match type*
Garcia: Introducing first, from Hollywood, California and at a combined weight of 449lbs, The A-Listers!
A considerable amount of heat is garnered as *PAPARAZZI* hits as Nitro and Dykstra both look up at the ladders strewn around the ring and ramp. This is Dykstra’s first and Nitro’s third ladder match.
Garcia: One of their opponents, from Brooklyn, NY and at a combined weight of 530lbs, Cryme Tyme!
*MONEY MONEY* hits to zero reaction (kidding) but they are only getting a slightly mixed reaction. This is both men’s first ladder matches in the WWE.
Garcia: Next, from England and at a combined weight of 490lbs, The Bluebloods!
*RULE BRITANNIA* hits as heat just pours from the rafters as they are acting very snobbish and are refusing to look at fans as if they were their lesser. They have been in one ladder match before.
Garcia: Finally, at a combined weight of 380 lbs the Hooligans, Brian Kendrick and Paul London
*HOOLIGANS* hits to the biggest pop of the night so far as they slap everyone’s hands on the way down to the ring.
Match 4: Number One Contendership for the Undisputed Tag Titles (Ladder)
The A-Listers (Nitro and Dykstra) vs. Cryme Tyme vs. Londrick vs. The Bluebloods.
RECAP:
A few minutes has passed in the match and the four teams do battle with one another but it all comes full circle when they all go face to face. Once all 8 men are in the ring Cryme Tyme and The Bluebloods (the more physical of the four teams) quickly move out of the ring to go and get some ladders but on the way up to the ramp they engage in some fisticuffs against the barricades with the larger team Cryme Tyme dominating the battle. Meanwhile, in the ring, Johnny Nitro goes for an enzuguri on Brian Kendrick but Kendrick manages to catch one leg before London follows up with a boot to Nitro’s face. Dykstra goes to attack London but is thrown out of the ring. London then leaps over the ropes at Nitro and Dykstra using the suicide dive but The A-Listers catch him and are about to carry him over to the steel steps when Kendrick dives over the ropes and lands on the 2 men, forcing them to relinquish London. JTG and Shad have brought back one ladder as they look up towards the contract in the middle of the ring but Regal brings them down to Earth with a shuddering punch to the back of JTG’s head. JTG turns round and he is now amused, he gives the ladder over to Shad who continues walking to the ring and he just stares a hole right through Regal, showing us a far more intense side to JTG. JTG simply picks up Regal and is about to bodyslam him when Taylor comes out of nowhere with a ladder and swings it, lacerating JTG’s back. Taylor helps Regal to his feet and instructs him to get in the ring. Taylor goes over to JTG and delivers some elbows in to his face for good measure before Shad comes up behind Taylor lifts him up and hits a scoop slam right on to the ramp! Regal tries to attack Shad but the two end up brawling towards the steel steps. After a few moments Regal drops down to his knees and begs for forgiveness, Shad drops his guard so Regal can hit a low blow out of nowhere. Regal gets back to his feet, smirks, then Irish whips Shad in to the steel steps, dislodging them.
Meanwhile, back in the ring, London and Kendrick are gaining the upper hand in the fight between themselves and the A-Listers, Nitro and Dykstra. London Irish whips Dykstra on to the ropes and when he rebounds and manages to hit a double flapjack sending Dykstra crashing down to the mat. Kendrick goes out of the ring to fetch the ladder but Nitro pokes London in the eye before hitting a Cutter on him as the crowd give him grief. Nitro gets Dykstra on to his feet and while Kendrick, blissfully unaware of what is going on in the ring, is climbing up the steps he notices the two and puts the ladder in the corner and gets ready to fight. Nitro and Dykstra easily overwhelm Kendrick. Regal throws another ladder in the ring and attempts to get in to the ring but is dropkicked out by Nitro. Kendrick then makes a brief fightback, he unleashes several lefts and rights and he knocks Nitro down. London then leaps to his feet and sets up the ladder near the corner. Kendrick then gets Dykstra in a bulldog position but behind him he doesn’t realise Nitro just lowblowed London and is standing behind him. Kendrick goes for the SLICED BREAD#2 using the ladder as leverage but when he goes back around he is caught by Nitro and he SLAMS HIM IN TO THE LADDER. Kendrick rolls out of the ring as Nitro sets up the ladder in the middle of the ring. All of a sudden JTG and Shad rush the rings whilst the Bluebloods patiently wait outside looking for weapons under the ring. JTG hits Nitro with a big boot before Shad unleashes some pain on Dykstra using kicks and well timed punching before punching him in the gut and going for a powerbomb, he is looking towards the ladder lying on the floor as if to say he is going to powerbomb him on it but Regal and Taylor step in to the ring with steel chairs in tow. Regal hits the back of Shad, Dykstra now rolls out of the ring. Regal then throws Shad out of the ring very slowly. Regal then folds his chair up and places it carefully on the mat. JTG is then lifted up by both Regal and Taylor before being PLANTED RIGHT ON THE FOLDED CHAIR. The crowd are in shock as JTG rolls out of the ring in pain. London gets on the top turnbuckle and hits Taylor with a leg scissors before Kendrick takes down Regal with a seated senton. Kendrick and London then scale the dizzying heights of the ladder. They are making their way to the top
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Nitro leaps off the top turnbuckle as soon as London and Kendrick reach out for it and outs his own body on the line as he just throws himself at the ladder, making it topple before BOTH MEN CRASH 10 FEET BELOW. Dykstra goes to check on Nitro before dragging London over to the corner, Dykstra grabs the ladder lying on the mat and drags it to a few feet from the corner. Dykstra unfolds it and places London in between the ladder like a sandwich. Dykstra then goes over to Kendrick and kicks him violently which BUSTS HIM WIDE OPEN. Kendrick is then dragged on top of the folded up ladder which crushes London’s windpipe but the damage hasn’t been done yet. Dykstra gets to his feet and goes on to the top turnbuckle before screaming out and planting both men WITH A LEG DROP ON TO THE LADDER. London’s throat is crushed as blood seeps from his mouth, Kendrick’s head jerked awkwardly as the crowd are in complete shock and they just stay silent. Dykstra helps Nitro to his feet before going to climb up the ladder but out of nowhere Regal swoops in and clocks both Nitro and Dykstra over the head with some brass knuckles. Regal then starts to climb the ladder but he loses his balance and tries to start climbing the ladder again. He is making good progress and there seems to be no-one who can stop him.
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Nitro drags himself to his feet and manages to clip on to one of Regal’s boots but Nitro is easily kicked off but JTG has stepped over the ropes and, like a bullet train, nearly decapitates Nitro with a clothesline. JTG then calls for Shad to bring another ladder in. Shad then sets up another ladder next to JTG’s so they can take the contract together. Both men are nearing the top now.
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Shad reaches out for the contract but out of nowhere Kendrick, battered and bruised, dropkicks Shad off of one of the ladders before climbing that ladder. JTG is right at the top of the other ladder and looks odds-on to grab the contract when Kendrick just goes for it and HITS A CROSSBODY RIGHT OFF OF THE LADDER!!! Everyone is down now as Kendrick is a bloody mess. After a few seconds Taylor begins to stir on the outside. Taylor climbs in to the ring and witnesses the carnage around him. He brought in a steel chair for protection but he doesn’t need it. London begins to get to his feet but Taylor rushes over to him and looks to hit him right between the eyes with a steel chair but London hits a drop toe hold which sends Taylor straight in to the cold, hard steel of the ladder. London slowly regains his balance before slowly climbing up the ladder and I mean slowly. Nitro finally gets to his feet and is a lot more nimble than London who was involved in that huge spot earlier on in the match. Nitro and London have both reached the second to last rung at the top of the ladder. London and Nitro both trade blows 10 feet in the air and it looks as if Nitro is about to topple when Shad and JTG both get to their feet and JTG hits a swinging neckbreaker on Nitro off of the ladder as he climbed to the second rung. Shad then throws London to the ground. London valiantly battles on and gets to his feet but is immediately grounded again by a vicious big boot from Shad which further damages London’s mouth. Shad then picks up Dykstra and is looking to powerbomb him but right at the instant when Dykstra us lifted up he still manages to lift up a steel chair and hit Shad right between the eyes which causes him to fall to the mat with amazing force.
Dykstra and JTG go face to face before Kenny rather cowardly decides to run away but catches JTG unaware when he hits him with a clothesline. JTG is rattled, even more so when Kenny picks up the steel chair as quick as a bullet and smacks him over the head with it. Nitro is now on his feet (helped to his feet by Kenny) Dykstra carelessly throws a ladder on to the floor but it may be a little smarter than first thought as Nitro drags Kendrick to his feet. Nitro then places the ladder down and then Irish whips Kendrick in to the ropes and back again before Nitro scoops him up and Dykstra is on the other end for a SNAPSHOT OFF OF THE LADDER. London is now on his feet and looks at what just happened to Kendrick and London is incensed! London picks up the chair and hits Nitro in the head with it before Kenny smirks at London cockily. London is having absolutely none of it and the smirk is smashed off his face with SEVERAL chair shots to the head BUSTING HIM OPEN. London then hits a DDT on the ladder. There is now one ladder in the ring that is stood up and one lying on the floor (which Kenny is lying on) London then goes to the top of the ladder, he has this won! Surely, he reaches out but Regal comes in with his trademark brass knuckles in his hand. Regal reaches out to London and starts to climb the rungs but London is fighting back! London hits a massive shoulder block which sends Regal flying. London then gets to his feet, gets a feeling for his surroundings, and sets up another ladder slightly closer to the contract than the other ladder. London is battling his way to the top as he is still bleeding from the mouth. Regal then decides to climb the adjacent ladder...
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London is going to do it but he doesn’t realise Regal is near him as he seems to have lost his bearings a little bit. Regal starts climbing that ladder but Shad comes in with another ladder, puts that up and climbs that! Everyone else seems down and out until Dykstra gets on to his feet and starts climbing the same ladder as William Regal!
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London has reached the top and reaches out but Regal catches his arm and puts it in to a wrist lock. London and Regal are battling precariously above the ring as JTG gets in to the ring with a steel chair but Nitro hits a shining wizard which flings the steel chair back in JTG’s face. Nitro looks exhausted. Kendrick and Taylor get up at the same time and both men look up at their teammates battling high above the ring. Dykstra and Shad have also nearly reached the top now and this match shows no signs of stopping when Kendrick runs out of nowhere and hits the SLICED BREAD# 2 ON TAYLOR ON TO THE FALLEN STEEL CHAIR! Kendrick then tries to battle his way over to Shad but he is physically beaten by Shad as the 4 men from their respective teams do battle over 3 ladders. Kendrick doesn’t decide to go back up but he realises everyone else is down and his showman instincts get the better of him and he goes out under the ropes, and under the apron, and fetches a table! The crowd are going nuts as Dykstra nearly loses his footing. Kendrick sets up the table near the corner and he shouts out to London to do something. London, meanwhile, is taking control of the battle with Regal. Kendrick picks up Nitro and slowly puts him in a bulldog position near the corner where the table is. London looks up and kicks the ladder (ever so slightly) of Regal and Dykstra which causes them to topple right through the table! Kendrick then hits a Sliced Bread#2 to Nitro on top of Dykstra’s limp body as this match is drawing to a close. JTG stumbles to his feet as Kendrick does the same after that chain of moves. JTG and Kendrick start fighting before JTG inevitably gets the upper hand on Kendrick and throws him out of the ring. JTG then sets up the other ladder whilst Shad and London trade shots to the heat just inches away from the contract. Shad hits a rough clothesline which knocks London back but he stays on by the grit of his teeth. London then spots JTG at the corner of his eye and decides to take action on him by trying to kick him but JTG grabs his foot. JTG starts climbing the ladder (now he has let go of London’s foot) as both members of Cryme Tyme stare down London. There seems to be nothing else stopping Cryme Tyme from achieving their primary goal in the WWE now apart from Paul London. Shad stands right on top of the ladder while JTG manhandles London before putting London and Shad in precarious positions as Shad wants to powerbomb London off of the ladder! Shad lifts London above his head and...
LONDON GRABS THE CONTRACT AND FALLS TO THE MAT!!!!
The winners of this match and therefore getting a shot at the first ever Undisputed Tag Champions, Paul London and Brian Kendrick @ 15:03!
EMT’s and referee’s run to the scene to tend on everyone as the fighting contenders London and Kendrick just manage to get on their feet and salute the crowd, whilst grimacing.
J.B.L: Even I have to take my hat off to these guys, what a match and Smackdown rightfully took home the goods and showed those stereotypes how to do it.
King: I loved every single second of it and I can’t wait for the Undisputed Tag Titles to actual go in to somebody’s hands by the end of the night. Now we cross over to Todd Grisham as he is with Batista!
Todd: Batista, what you did at Saturday Night’s Main Event to the Undertaker, brutally attacking him like that was put in to question because...
Batista: Because, what I did to the Undertaker was right.
*Heat*
Batista: Edge was right; I hadn’t become a big name in this business not until I took out the Undertaker. I put him on the shelf for the past 2 weeks and my sources say he isn’t 100% tonight which is just too damn bad. I am going to go through all of the others to gain what is rightfully mine, the World Heavyweight Championship. People go on about how the champion is at a damn disadvantage, so is everybody else in the match but not me, not Batista. I am an animal and no-one is going to stop me on my path to greatness.
VIDEO PACKAGE:
*Mysterio is sitting in a room, tying up his boots.*
Mysterio: I was out for the last 10 months, I came back to prove a point. I moved away from Chavo and I saw this new guy, Santino, he reminded me of Chavo.
*Clips of Santino are shown*
Mysterio: Sarcastic, arrogany, unworthy.
*Clips of Santino’s heel turn*
Mysterio: He challenged me and.... I lost.
*A short clip of Santino hitting the TKO on Mysterio at Vengeance*
Mysterio: He kept going on and on and on about how he beat me. Then I just snapped.
*Clips of Mysterio attacking Santino before, after and during matches*
Mysterio: I couldn’t care less about titles right now, I just want to hurt him more than I have ever wanted to hurt anybody in my like, this is personal.
*Clips of Mysterio’s career*
Santino: All those titles, it means nothing, I am the Special One and I am going to prove it when I do something only a handful of people have done, beat ‘the great’ Rey Mysterio at two consecutive PPV’s and disgrace that overrated midget in front of the millions watching worldwide and everyone will be chanting... Santino.
*Santino smirks as the video package draws to a close*
Garcia: Ladies and Gentlemen, this match is for the Intercontinental Championship, introducing first, from Calabria, Italy and weighing in at 227lbs, the Intercontinental Champion Santino Marella!
*VICTORY IS MINE* hits as Santino again looks overly smug with himself before walking down to the ring and carefully placing his title belt on the desk and kissing it.
Garcia: Introducing his opponent, from San Diego California and weighing in at 165lbs, he is REYYYY MYSTERRRIOOOO!
*BOOYAKA 619* hits to the biggest pop of the night so far as he runs down to the ring, making sure he claps everyone’s hands on the way down to the ring before he gets in the ring and goes face to face with Santino.
Match 5: Intercontinental Championship
Santino Marella (c) vs. Rey Mysterio
Santino and Rey Mysterio square each other up before Mysterio quickly bounces off the ropes, ducks the returning shot from Santino, jumps off the ropes and rolls Santino up in to a pinning combination,
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Bradley presents - WWE: History Rewritten
