Raw Results--Third week
recap of last week is shown
JR:welcome to raw and tonight will be another great episode of raw as last week some sick things happened.
King:hello folks and welocme to raw and yea jr, tonight raw will be great as you said last week some sick things happened..
they showed a recap of kane-umaga match..as umaga with snitsky destroyed kane and after the match kane was taken to a near hospital and tonight we will get an update on kane's condition.
Glass Shatters and out comes Stone Cold with the crowd booing him big time..as austin makes his way to the ring
Austin: welcome to Stone Cold Steve Austin Monday Night Raw.. and last week as you all noticed what happened with dx is nothing then what i have in stored for them in the coming weeks. and right here i have to make a big announcement.. and the announcement is the draft lottery has officially finished and come to an end.. there will be no more drafts in the coming weeks.. no drafts on raw and no drafts on smackdown.. this announcement was made by vince mcmahon and the reason vince made this decision is because vince thinks as the draft picks are randomly selected and what if someone like bigshow-randy orton and some more goes to smackdown as they are the one who are helping me to destroy the dx and last week as nash was also another member in my alliance..so therefor vince decided to end the draft lottery..and tonight i have some great matches booked for you jackasses..
the crowd goes ass hole...ass hole to austin
Austin:in the main event it will be Kevin Nash vs HHH in a one on one match with managers..in nash corner it will be the bigshow and in HHH corner it will be HBK.
the crowd chants dx..dx......dx and they love to see this match
.it will be Shelton Benjamin vs C.Cage vs Cm punk vs R.Orton in a no.1 contender fatal four way match for the IC title.
a louder cheer for this one as the fans chants cmpunk,cmpunk and some chants benjamin is the man
as in the past 2 weeks eugene has been messing with sandman and attacking him from behind so right here tonight for the first time Eugene vs The Sandman in a hardcore match and the hardcore title will be on the line.
crowd cheers for this one and they chant eugene is crazy.....
the tag team titles will be on the line as the no.1 contender's The Hardy Boys's will take on The Spirit Squad..in a tag team match
a huge cheer for the hardy boy's
it will be Mickie James vs Torrie wilson in a one on one match
crowd chants boring..boring
and it will be edge mystery superstar vs K.Angle....
crowd into this match as they chants angle name 10 times...
so without further a duo lets get on with our first match..
King:can you believe this jr.. what a great matches austin has booked for tonight..i can tell you now it will be a rocking raw tonight..
Jr:you bet your ass king.. it will be a great night and i cant wait for the main event as HHH will take on his former best freind Kevin Nash..and also king i cant wait to get a update on kane condition
Mickie James music hits as she makes her way out to the ring....with a mix reaction from the crowd and half the crowd are chanting you are psycho
out comes the lovely Torrie Wilson and the crowd are loving torrie
1)Mickie James vs Torrie Wilson--one on one match
finish:Mickie nailed a slam and then went to the middle rope and went for an elbow but Torrie moved. Torrie hit a boot right in the face of Mickie and then Torrie irishwip Mickie in the corner and Torrie came runnung towars Mickie for a clothsline but Mickie moved and hit a modified backbreaker. then Mickie hit a Tornado DDT for the win.
Aftermatch: Mickie celebrates in the ring and trish comes running in the ring and attacks Mickie..they both brawl and in the end Trish leaves as she hits the Chick Kick on Mickie..
JR: Trish finally got her revenge on Mickie james..and i am looking forward to what happens between these 2 next week..
King: Jr did you notice how gorgeous trish was looking..i was just staring at trish puppies and trish finally got her payback against Mickie James..there is more to come of these great matches.
Promo: Umaga music hits as he makes his way to the ring with Armando Alejandro Estrada..
Armando Alejandro Estrada: Everybody listen to me.. haha..my name is Armando Alejandro Estrrrrraaaaarada.. and last week my samoa bulldoser UUUUUmaga proved that he really is the biggest monster in wwe history..as you all know what happened last week to kane..roll the footage..highlights are shown of kane-umaga aftermatch..
Armando Alejandro: so tonight there will be no kane as he is in a hospital..kane may have learned a lesson and that is never mess with umaga..
as Armando Alejandro and umaga are in the ring ..
via satellite on the titantron kane is shown laying on a hospital bed..there is somthing in kane's throat(doctor stuff dont know what is it called) and kane forehead has been bandaged..a doctor comes into the room of kane and he has his doctor mask on and the doctor locks the room..then doctor asks kane..how are you feeling now..kane tries to speak but he is not able to speak correctly..so the doctor says.. you have a problem in speaking as kane shooks his head as a yes and the doctor replies now you wont be able too see as well...as the doctor removes his mask it is snitsky.
the crow chants loudly...............Holy Shit......Holy Shit
JR

h my god!!what the hell is snitsky doing over there..this is not going to be good for kane..king as we all saw kane was not able to speak..
King:what a freak is snitsky..jr i assume this must be the plan of .Armando and umaga...
back to the hospital room: snitsky has a brass knuckles and he beats kane with it in the forehead.... kane forehead starts bleeding as snitsky takes out a bottle of gasoline from his pocket and he throws the gasoline over kane as kane is laying in the bed...kane tries to get up but snitsky knocks him out with the brass knucks..as snitsky is smiling and saying kane now you wont be able to see as well...as snitsky finishes the gasoline..there is a knock on the door but snitsky doesnt opens it..as the door is being slammed by 2 men..snitsky quickly takes out the zippo opens the fire and threws it over kane and the locked door has been opened..a couple of gurads are there 2 of them gets the distinguisher and quickly tries to finish the fire. kane is laying in the burning fire and finally the fire is finished..its beeen 40 seconds till kane was in the burning fire...the other guards handcuffs snitsky and get him out of there..as the doctors quickly check on kane but the camera does not shows kane
crowd chants......oh my god and holy shit......they cheered this for almost 3 mins...........
JR:Oh my goood lord...what just happen was a terrible act by that S.O.B snitsky....he should get arrested
King:that truly was a disaster jt..what a sick mind people are they,,,loook at armando and umaga..they are laughing about this...
in the ring: Armando and umaga are laughing and armando says.....thats waht happens when you mess with the undefeated-samoan bulldoser Umaga...as they leaves
Jr: i pray to god kane is alright...these bastards are totally gone mad..how can you set a fire on a human body..
King: jr kane will get his revenge on umaga thats for sure but only when he recovers 100% and returns to the ring...
2)Hardy Boy's vs Kenny and Mikey(other 3 guyz are with them as well)Tag Team Championship match
finish: .Kenny tagged in Mikey and they went for a double suplex on Matt and scored with it. Kenny-Mikey hammered away on him and clotheslined Matt to the outside. Matt started to fight back with the squad members.. Matt with right hands on the outside and then slammed Nicky into the apron and sent him over the barricade followed by Johnny.. Matt slammed Mitch head first into the ring steps and then got back in the ring as jeff was fighting with both Kenny-Mikey..Matt also joins Jeff and they double team Kenny and Mikey both with their double team moves..Matt threw Kenny outside the ring and connects with the twist of Fate on Mikey as Jeff goes to the top rope and Rory and Roby make their way to the ring Roby tries to distract the refree but the refree saw Rory threws Jeff off the ring as Matt punches both Rory and Roby and the refree call s for the bell...the squad members get out of the ring as the Highlander's and Matt is fighting and the Highlanders hits their finishing move on Matt and then hits their finishing move on Jeff as well..The Highander's standing in the ring and taunting the Spirit Squad, as Highlander's also wants the tag team gold...
Winner: By DQ the Hardy Boy's...
. JR: why did the highlander's intefered in this match..they got a chance last week to become the no.1 contenders against the hardy boy's but the highlander's lost and they still want a shot at the tag titles..
King: Jr they are Scottish people..they always gets what they want so i guess they will keep intefering unless they gets a shot at the titles.
Backstage Todd is with Carlito.
Todd: Hi carlito..Carlito as you know up next is the fatal four way no.1 contender match for your IC title and who do you think will win.???
Carlito: who do Carlito think will win..Carlito thinks all of them are looser and they are not cool. and Carlito doesnt care's who wins tonight because one thing is clear. who ever wins, Carlito will beat him just like carlito has beaten all his oponents..and Carlito plans on holding this IC title for longer. and that is Coool. Carlito leaves
3)Shelton Benjamin vs C.Cage vs Cm punk vs R.Orton in a no.1 contender fatal four way match for the IC title.
finish: Shelton sends Cm into the turnbuckles but Cm punches Shelton. Cage punches Orton in the corner and then Shelton hits Cage from behind. Shelton punches Cage and chokes him. Orton with a power slam to Cm for a two count. Cage and Shelton fights outside the ring while Cm punches Orton in the corner and then he hits a cross body on Orton for a two count. Shelton works over Cage on the floor. Orton with a standing drop kick to Cm for a two count. Orton with a flap jack to Cm and he gets a two count. Orton throws Cm over the top rope but Cm lands on the apron. Cm tries to get back into the ring but Orton hits a drop kick that sends Cm to the floor. Shelton back in the ring punches and clotheslines Orton. Shelton with a mule kick to Orton. Cage gets back in the ring and sends Shelton First into the ring post. Cage with the unpreittiter on Orton but Orton counters it with a RKO to Cage. Cm back in the ring and breaks the count and hits the rib breaker to Orton. Cm puts Orton in the Cm Lock but Shelton breaks the Cm lock and hits a missile drop kick on Cage as Cage just got up from the rko. and Shelton goes up top for a moonsault on Cage, but Cm pushes Shelton off the turnbuckles to the floor. Cm hits the Elbow Drop on Shelton and Cage hits the tornado ddt on Cm. Orton out of no where connects with another Rko on Cage and covers him for the 3 count.
Winner:Randy Orton....Orton celebrates his victory as Carlito comes to the entrance ramp with the title on his shoulder and stares Orton....
4)Eugene vs Sandman for the hardcore title in a hardcore match..
the start: as sandman is standing in the ring with his kendo stick in hand and eugene comes out with lot of heat from the crowd.. Eugene is acting a bit scared to get in the ring and face the Sandman..as Eugene slowly moves towards the Steel Steps and Eugene gets on the apron as he is ordering the refree get Sandman back..as Eugene enters the ring slowly and from the crowd Mike Knox and Test comes and gets in the ring and attacks sandman from behind..and Eugene also involves and beat the Sandman..Sabu comes out with chairs in hand and attacks mike and test,,as eugene quickly got out of the ring as sabu taunts and checks on sandman.. eugene comes from behind and knocks sabu with the hardcore belt from behind..eugene gets the mic
Eugene: Sabu-Sandman i have a surprise for both of you..its been 2 weeks and this man has not shown himself because of a minor injury at the hands of the sandman..so come out my freind
Tommy Dreamer music hits and he makes his way out to the ring with a trash can in hand and a stick in hand..Tommy gets in the ring and attacks on both sandman and sabu..and then attacks sandman and tommy bloodies sandman..as test and mike double team sabu through the table..Eugene-Tommy-Test and Mike Knox stands tall in the ring raising their hands high in the air
Winner:No Contest.
as Austin music hits and he comes on the entrnace ramp
Austin: this match was supposed to be a one on one match between eugene and sandman but still you jackasses intefered in this match so next week live on raw it will be
.Eugene-Tommy-Test and Mike Knox teaming up against Sabu-Sandman in a 8 man tag team hardcore match, and i give them choice to choose their two partners..who ever they want from the locker roooooom..
Austin: so good luck for the next week.
Jr: this is huge king..a 8 man hardcore tag team match...i am loooking forward to see who will sabu and sandman choose as they got choice to choose any 2 raw superstars from the locker room.. it can be anyone they like..and tommy came back after the summerslam match he had with sandman..
King: you know jr..this match will be brutal and vicious just like the matches they had in the past...i cant stand them how can they survive this hardcore matches...
backstage in edge locker room: lita and edge having a conversation
Lita: so baby have you decided who will be the mystery opponent of your choice..
Edge: hunny you dont worry about it. leave it to me, i will take care of it and i have already chose who will be the opponent of k.angle.
Lita: really who is it..tell me
Edge: in lita hear tells the superstar name...isnt he going to beat angle jsut like that..
Lita: that really is a tough opponent for angle...lita and edge laughs as they both kiss each other.......
Kurt Angle music hits and he makes his way out to the ring with big cheeeeeers from the crowd..
Edge music hits and he comes out to the entrance ramp as the crowd booooooos edge.
Edge: angle so are you ready to fight..you know angle it will be great for me to see my chosen superstar beats you..and after he beats you..i will be glad for having your service as my personal servant.. and if by anychance you win. then i will defend my wwe title against you.. so let me call out your opponent angle..........his name is UUUUUUUUMAGAA
JR:Oh my its that SOB who planned to burn kane....what a tough opponent for angle.but i know king angle will beat this scary monster.......
King: its really a tough opponent for angle..but jr will angle be able to beat this monster..this freak..who is still undefeated
Umaga in the ring with armando outside the ring and edge and lita standing on the ramp
5)Umaga vs kurt Angle.....one on one match......
finish: Umaga gave Kurt a reverse legsweep, driving him face first into the floor. Back in the ring, Umaga hit a diving headbutt on Kurt. Umaga hit some shots and a bodyblock on Kurt, then punched him down in a corner. Umaga measured Kurt and hit the running butt bump to Kurt as he was slumped against the bottom turnbuckle. Armando called for the Spike, but Kurt hit Umaga with a punch to stop him. They went back and forth with punches, with Umaga getting the better of it. Kurt slapped a charging Umaga then fired off with lefts and rights in the corner. Kurt hit a lariat in the corner, then delivered a second. Kurt gave Umaga another clothesline, but Umaga wouldn't go down. Kurt charged again, but Umaga caught him with a Samoan Drop. Umaga went to the second rope and dove at Kurt, but Kurt sat up and Umaga crashed to the mat. Kurt with some right hands to Umaga and then clothsline Umaga a couple of times but again Umaga wouldn't go down and then Kurt finally hits the belly to belly on Umaga..Kurt again goes for the belly to belly and connects..Kurt all fired up as Kurt Stomps the ring and waits for Umaga to get up as Umaga gets up angle connects with the Angle Slam..Kurt covers Umaga but only gets a 2 count as Umaga kicks out..Kurt dont believes it and Kurt goes for another Angle Slam but this time Umaga counters and give headbutts to the back of Kurt head..Umaga picks up Kurt and goes for the Samoa Spike but Kurt counters it into a german suplex..Kurt manages to hit three german suplexes on Umaga as Umaga is down on the mat..Kurt turns Umaga and connects with the ankle lock..Kurt has the ankle lock on Umaga as Umaga is trying to reach the ropes but could not reach it..on the apron Armando tries to distract the refree but Kurt punches Armando and again locks the Ankle Lock ..Kurt screams Tap..Tap as Umaga is going to tap Edge comes running to the ring and spears Kurt and the refree calls for the bell..Umaga checks on his foot as he is laying on the mat..Edge gets his belt and nails Kurt with it..in the ring Umaga is down as Armando tries to get him up and Kurt is down as well by that cheap shot from Edge..as Edge-Lita leaves.....and Umaga also leaves.
Winner: by DQ KURT ANGLE..
JR: what a great match we just had.. what did i told you king.. i said kurt will beat umaga but edge intefered and kept umaga undefeated.. king if edge would have not intefered then umaga would have tap out to the ankle lock...so kurt won the match and beomes the new no.1 contender for the wwe title.
King: you were right.. kurt came this close to beat uamga but edge inteferes and knock out kurt with that cheap title shot. jr up next is our main event...
backstage in austin office: we see Bigshow-Nash-Orton-Vince and Austin having a conversation.......
Jr: what was that all about..now what are they planning..
HBK is shown without HHH walking backstage seem to be in a serious mood.. as HBK goes towards the locker section.. Bigshow and orton attacks HBK..they throws HBK into the steel shelter..Orton with a couple of chair shots in the back then the BIgShow chokeslams HBK on the cement floor.....
Jr: my god.. what the hell is wrong with these people... show and orton just destroyed hbk and kept him out of the match..this leaves HHH alone in the ring against Nash and Show..
King: since the day austin has become the Raw Gm we have seen only one thing and that is the destruction of DX.. and so far looks like austin is accomplishing his job slowly slowly.. jr if this continues to happen then it wont be that far to see DX finished....by the hands of austin and vince
DX hits as HHH comes out alone to the ring and the crowd goes crazy for HHH...
Nash music hits as he makes his way to the ring along with the bigshow...the crowd booooooos him
6)Kevin Nash vs HHH--one on one match with manager
as Nash is geeting in the ring from the apron HHH attacks him with righ hands..
finish: Nash has HHH down in a rear naked choke. HHH fought up and nailed a back suplex on Nash. HHH nailed a right hands then stomps on Nash knees and gives him the ddt.. Triple H nailed a neckbreaker and got two. Nash fought back with some kicks to the gut and then some right hands but then HHH came back with a swinging neckbreaker for another near fall. Nash counters HHH irishwhip in the corner. Nash went for the clothsline but HHH moved and hit a spinebuster for two..HHH fired up as HHH calls for the pedigree but Nash counters it in a back body drop..as HHH gets up, Nash connects with the big boot on HHH.. Nash calls for the powerbomb as HHH somehow smartly pokes int he eye of the refrree as Nash goes for the powerbomb on HHH but HHH lowblows Nash and hits the Pedigree..HHH covers as orton comes running on the apron and distracts the reffeee..in the ring show gets in the ring and gives HHH his poweful chokeslam as Nash covers HHH for 3 count
Winner:Kevin Nash
aftermatch: Show and Orton continue their assault on HHH.. orton brings in a table and show gets HHH weapon the sledge hammer..Show hits HHH with the hammer as HHH is busted wide open with that crushing sledge hammer shot.. Orton gives the rko on HHH.. as Nash sets the table and Nash gives HHH his powerbomb on the table...
Jr: what can i say about this.. DX has totally beeen beaten down by the vince and austin alliance.. its been weeeks dx are getting the beating again and again.. and this week the allaince members just destroyed both HHH and HBK.... what will happen betweeeeeen them next weeek...only god knows king.
King: well jr.. i knew why austin was brought back by vince.. he was back just to end the dx who got most of the mcmahons every week in the past couple of months.. and next weeek. i hope dx gets their revenge.
Austin comes in the ring and cheers with his fellow alliance and Austin asks for beers as Austin gets the beer gives 2 to all of them standing in the ring as they cheer and drinks the beer..
as the show goes of the air..........