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Re: WWE RAW IS SMACKDOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Raw Results--- Fifth Week
as the pyro goes offf and last week main event recap is shown.
JR: Welcome to Monday night Raw. i am Jr and sitting next to me is Jerry The
King lawler.
King: Thanks Jr and welcome folks to another great addition of
Monday Noght Raw. Tonight will be a great raw show as last week we
saw DX came up with their pland and they took out the Vince-Austin
Alliance. and in the end HHH knocked out our Gm- Austin.
JR: yes King tonigh will be a great raw. i am looking forward to DX
and Austin situation what will happen tonight between DX and Austin.
Are You Ready hits as DX comes out to a huge massive pop from the
New Orleans live crowd.
JR: what a ovation for the Dx from the new orleans crowd. King.
King: JR that will be the huge pop of the night i think
in the ring HHH: i know to the answer of this question
but i have
to ask. Are you Ready
Crowd: Yeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
HHH: No i said Arrre Yooou Reeaaadyyyyyyy
Crowd: Yeahhhhhhhhh
HHH: then for the thousands in attendace and millions watching at
home and for Austin who got his ass kicked last week
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Lets give it for Suuuuuckkkkkkkkkkkkk iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
Crowd cheeeeeers
HBk: And if you are not down with that, we got 2 words for ya
Crowd Suck it.
HHH: from last couple of weeks Vince-Austin Alliance have been
beating down us in some way or the other but last week it was DX
who got Vince-Austin Alliance plan used on them. so last week we
destroyed each of them and also after beating down that 500 pounds
Gorilla we knocked out the Gm of this Show Austin. who loves to
drink beer.
HBK: interupts and says Non Alcoholic
Crowd cheers
HHH: oh yes thats true.
HBK: Hunter i think you are forgetting something.
HHH: Thinks and say's what???
HBK: Last week when we were beating down K.Nash and from behind
R.Orton jumped on us and beat us down but a superstar came and
attacked R.orton and also helped Dx.
HHH: ohhh yes yes. it was Carlito.
HBK: yea you got that right. it was Carlito who saved DX.
HHH: yea so what about it. if Carlito wouldn't have helped us then
also we could have fight back and take out those ass kisser's.
HBk: Yea but i was thinking of a
Austin music hits as he makes his way to the entrance ramp and the
crowd booo's him
Austin: You guys dont know what you did last week.
HHH: Look Shawn who's here.
HBK: Its Austin.
HHH: Yea it is but its Austin who got his ass beaten down by us.
Austin: Enough of your crap. you guyz made a big mistake of your
life by beating me down last week because i will end the era of DX.
and from now on if any one of you and if anyone back there lay's a
single finger on me their Asss will be fired on the spot.
HHH: Shawn im scared. lets go because i think He's coming to eat
us.
Crowd cheers as they laughs
Austin: You think that's funny i will tell you what's funny because
right here tonight it will be your 2 Jack asses Dx and Carlito vs
Big Show- Kevin Nash and R.Orton in a 6 man tag team match. and
just so you know. i have a big surprise for you 2 Jackasses. and
that's the bottom line cause Stone Cold said so.
Crowd: Cheer's
HHH: We aint scared of your little surprises pal because tonight
will be no different then last week because right here tonight we
will beat down your assses all over again.
HBK: And if your not down with that we got 2 word's for ya
Crowd Suck itttttt
DX music hits as they stare's Austin and poses for the crowd.
As Austin leave's
JR: My god what a main event has been booked and seems to
me Dx will overcome again tonight.
King: Ofcourse JR, DX will overcome tonight because its DX time.
lets go to our first match JR
1) Sabu vs Test --- hardcore match
Finish: So far we saw both men beating the hell out of each other
with the use of diffrent weapons but no one has got the win yet.
Test is waiting for Sabu to get up as Sabu stands Test goes for
running Big Boot but Sabu move's away and picks a chair and throws
at Test with full strentgh, Sabu does its again and Test head is
busted wide open after that steel chair thrown at him straight on
his skull. Sabu hits a Sweet flying springboard ddt for a two count. Sabu sets
a table in the ring and puts Test on the Table
as he goes for the triple moonsault on Test and Sabu connects and
Test has been out while the table is broken in half.
Crowd Holy shit..chants a couple of time.
Sabu cover's Test for the 3 count.
Winner: Sabu
JR: My god what a triple moonsault to Test on a table. what a
great match we just had. and what a way to start the show by this great
match.
KIng: JR.. Sabu is a complete retarted person. he does crazy move's
when is he put in a hardcore matche's. Sabu is insane wrestler why
Austin doesnt puts him in a single one on one match then this
brutal and vicious hardcore match.
JR: What are you talking about. Sabu has been wrestling since 20
year's and in his 20 year career, he has beeen in these kind of
brutal and vicious matches and that's why he is called The
Homocidal,Genecidal.Death Defying Sabu. he is a great hardcore
legend King
in the ring as Sabu celebrates his victory, Eugene comes
from behind and knocks out Sabu with his hardcore title belt. Eugene gets a
mic Eugene: Sandman this sunday at Unforgiven, i will have no mercy on
you and i will not stop at beating you till i completely take your
breath away. and this hardcore title will stay with me after
Unforgien also.
From the crowd Sandman come's to the ring and attack's Eugene from
behind with a Kendo stick to the back of Eugene. Sandman picks up
Eugene and smacks the Kendo stick on the skull of Eugene as Sandman
hammer's away at Eugene with those Kendo stick's. Sandman picks the
hardcore title and hold's it up in the air
as the crowd chants for Sandman
JR: What a Kenod stick shot at the skull of Eugene. Sandman
looked very serious and focused. what a match they will have at Unfogiven.
King: May be that Kendo stick shot to the skull of Eugene brings
back the old Eugene that he used to be
in the ring as Sandman is on the turnbuckle .posing to the
crowd from the back T.Dreamer come's running to the ring as he place's a
garbage can in the ring and Sandman is still on the turnbuckle
posing. Tommy hits a powerbomb on Sandman on the steel garbage can.
Dreamer picks up Sandman and hits the Dreamer Driver on Sandman as
Dreamer scream's and taunt's
JR: My god what is going on. that was a dangerous powerbomb
on a garbage can and then the Dreamer Driver.
King: This is going absolute ballistic. one goes down then the
other comes
in the ring as Tommy is Taunting Sandman. B.Mahoney
comes from behind and attacks Dreamer with a chair shot to the back. and
hits his finshing move on Dreamer. From the back M.Knox comes to the
ring and hits Balls with a trash can a couple of times and hits a
huge ddt to Balls on a trash can. as Balls taunts and looks back Cm
Punk is on turnbuckle and he connects with a spinning heel kick on
Knox. Cm Punk taunts and poses to the crowd as the whole ring is
filled with 7 superstar's lying in the ring
JR: Can you believe this what a disaster. 8 man fighting each
other, and all of them beat each other one by one. in the end it is Cm
Punk who is standing tall in the ring as all the other wrestler's
are lying down. what a great moment.
King: JR that certainly is a disaster, i have never seen anything
like that before. that was totally a time waste match and after the
match also.
JR: What is your problem King, these guy'z performed greatly and
after the match they all took out each other as 4 of them will be
facing each other in a fatal four way at Unforgiven
2) Kenny (with entire SSquad) vs Jeff Hardy (with Matt)
vs Rory (with Robbie) --- triple threat match.
Finish: All three wrestler's have been fighting each other and
trying to get a quick win but some inteference from SSquad helped
Kenny win the match but Matt saved his brother from being pinned
and Robbie also tried to help Rory to get the win but the SSquad
member's saved Kenny from being pinned as the Refree sended all the
team member's including SSquad all member's, Matt and Robbie to the
backstage after caught them intefering in the match. in the ring
Kenny and Rory are fighting as Jeff is outside the ring lying on
the floor. in the ring Kenny hits Rory with a swining neck breaker
and cover's but only get's a 2 count. Kenny irishwhip's Rory into
the rope's but Rory come's back with a knee to the head of Kenny.
Rory with some clothsline followed by a back body drop on Kenny,
Rory headbutts Kenny and cover's but Jeff break's the pin and Jeff
send's Rory outside the ring. Jeff hit's some right hand's on Kenny
as he hit's some clothsline and followed by a Jeff chin drop, Jeff
cover's but Rory break's the pin and this time Rory send's Jeff out
side the ring but Jeff landed on the apron as Rory looked back Jeff
on the rope's going for a flying clothsline but Rory give's a right
hand to Jeff sending him outside the ring and from the back Kenny
quickly rolls up Rory for the 3 count and get's the win.
Winner: Kenny as he celebrate's his victory
JR: That was a cheap victory by Kenny but what a good match
that was. Jeff looked impressive but sorry for him he didn't won the
match as Rory was also looking very impressive. but Kenny stole
that one.
King: Why would that be a cheap victory, i mean why would you call
that a stolen victory. Kenny did a great job and he won the match
fair and square. and Kenny was the more impressive then the other
two wrestler's
Aftermatch: Rory who was in the ring attack's Kenny
and give's him a inverted suplex from the help of the rope's. from the back
the
entire SSquad member's come's to the ring and take's out Rory as
Robbie come's from behind and fight's the SSquad member's but only
to be taken out by Johnny with his beautiful Johnny Kick and Jeff
who was outside the ring trie's to get up as Matt also make's his
way to the ring to fight the SSquad but all 5 of the Squad member's
attack's Matt as they are stomping on him. SSquad does their 5 men
finishing move on both Rory and Robbie as they are going to do on
Matt also but Jeff come's in the ring with a chair in the hand and
beat's each of them with a chair shot as all of the SSquad member's
crawl out of the ring except Mikey who is laying in the middle of
the ring after that chair shot. Matt does the Twist of Fate on
Mikey as Jeff is on the turnbuckle and hit's the Swanton Bomb on
Mikey. The Hardy Boy's taunt's the SSquad and pose's to the crowd
as the crowd cheer's for the Hardy Boy's
JR: Now that was very impressive by the Hardy Boy's and i
wish this sunday at Unforgiven the H.Boy's win's the tag team title's from
the SSquad and the Highlander's.
King: I dont think either H.Boy's or H.Lander's will win this
sunday because SSquad alway's come's out on top and they will
successfully defend their tag tam title's
backstage we see Trish having her make up with the make
up women.from behind Mickie come's in and threw's Trish of her chair and
attack her. Mickie nailing Trish with all the make up stuff and
pounding her head on the concrete floor. Mickie get's Trish on her
feet and hit's the Mick Kick on Trish as Trish goes down looking
like a witch with all the make up stuff Mickie used on her face.
Mickie: This sunday at Unforgiven Trish i will beat you and i will
become the Women's Champion for the second time and i will beat you
in your home town. i will embarace you in front of your home town
crowd. as Mickie scream's i will beat you Trish.
Crowd chant's Psycho....Psycho...Psycho
Mickie scream's and say's i am not a Psycho. stomp's on Trish some
more and say's in screaming i am not a Psycho
JR: What a disrespectfull attack by Mickie, she certainly is a
Psycho. i hope Trish take's her revenge on Mickie in her home town.
King: Why would you call her psycho, she attacked Trish and got her
attention that Mickie is serious and focused on becoming the next
Women's Champion for the Vacant Women's Title
Promo:
[color=black]Edge music hit's as he make's his way to the ring with Lita.
crowd booo's Edge and chant's Slut to Lita and U suck to Edge
Edge in the ring: Chant all you Ass Clown's want to chant. because
it will not effect me a bit so it will be good for you Moron's to
shut the hell up and let the WWE Champion speak.
crowd goes more louder"Ass Hole" chant's a couple of time's.
Edge: I want the world to hear that I am a two time WWE Champion,
and i am sick of getting no respect around here. Do you people
think it’s fair that i had to defend my WWE title against K.Angle
just after i beat Cena at SummerSlam, in his hometown of Boston?
and send him packing to the B show smackdown where he belong's you
must think it’s fair but it is not fair. i have beaten cena many
time's then any one of you have kissed your girl freind's. Now i
have to put up my WWE title with more crappy wrestler than any
other wrestler in the history of the WWE and i am sick of it.
crowd chant's" U suck".
Edge: And last week, you all saw what happened to your great
american hero K.Angle. he was taken out by those vicious chair
shot's from me and my brother Christian. and oh i forgot something,
i actually came out here to introduce to you Ass clown's my new
partner and who is my brother also" Christian"
Christian music hit's as he make's his way to the ring and the
crowd booing him big time.
Christian enter's the ring as he hug's his brother Edge and kiss
Lita hand's.
Cage: Thank's for the Lovely introduction Bro. and let me tell you
one thing it's great to be back with my brother. as C.Cage hug's
Edge one more time as Edge look's a bit confuse'd but stab's on
Cage back happily. you see Edge if we re-unite and become tag team
partner's so we would be unstoppable and our re-unite will be not
like how those 3rd class Hardy Boy's got re-united but we will
re-unite in E&C style.
Edge: What are you talking about Cage. you mean we both should
re-unite and we will be unstoppable, i like that but what you mean
by re-uniting in E&C style.
Cage: It mean's next week after Unforgiven when you successfully
defend your WWE Title against K.Angle. so next week on Raw we E&C
will challenge the Tag Team Champion's who ever that be after
Unforgiven. and after we win, we will re-unite as the greatest Tag
Team Champion's off all time.
Edge: Look Cage i like the idea but right now it's 2006 and i am
the WWE Champion and i am not in the Tag Team League anymore.
Cage: I know and believe me you will walk out of Unforgiven in our
home town as the WWE Champion and afer that we could become the new
Tag Team Champion's and later on i could capture the IC title and
E&C will be the biggesst, baddest and the most dominant force in
wwe history. think about it.
Edge: Oh yea it sound's good but only on 1 condition if you will
help me at unforgiven and if i defeat K.Angle which i know i will
but still if i walk out as the WWE Champion at Unforgiven then we
will re-unite.
Cage: Deal.
Edge: Alright then but as for the team name i think it need's some
change because it will not be E&c anymore because it will be
E-C-L.....means Edge-Christian and Lita.
Cage: Sound's good to me, i got no problem with that.
K.Angle music hit's as the crowd chant's for Angle
Angle on the ramp: Looks like two lost brother's found each other
with one lost sister also and they will talk crap all night long.
and do you guy's really think that these people want to hear about
your future planning's, well they dont give a Fuck what your future
planning's are.
crowd chant's.....its true its true
Angle: What kind of a team name is that E-C-L why dont you make it
F-E-C-L...that mean's Fuck Edge-Christian-Lita.
crowd laugh's and cheer's for Angle.
Edge: What the hell do you want.
Angle: You know exactly what the hell i want.
Edge: looks at Lita and bring's her close to his self.
Angle: Now i didnt said i want that whore.
crowd laugh's and is cheering for Angle every time he speak's
Angle: I want that WWE Title and i want my revenge of last week and
as you know we are scheduled in a tag team match tonight and when
we face of tonight i will make both of your asse's tap out. Oh it's
true it's true.
crowd cheer's as Angle stare's Edge and leaves
in the ring Edge-Cage and Lita talk's to each other as they
leave's.
crowd chants for K.Angle[color]
JR: Look's like tonight Angle will look for pay back against E&C.
King: I think E&C will again beat the hell out of Angle after Kurt
disrespected them in front of these people
3) Umaga with Armando and Snitsky vs Val Venis
Finish: Val on the top turnbuckle as he goes for the Money Shot but
Umaga get's out of the way as Val land's on the mat. Umaga pick's
Val and hit's the deadly Samoan Spike as Val goes down. Umaga goes
to the second rope turnbuckle and jump's and hit's a thunderous
Samaon Spike and cover's Val for the 3 count.
Winner: Umaga
JR: My god what a Samoan Spike that was, look at Val he is
bleeding, some body please check on him.
King: That was a very deadly move by Umaga. what is next for this
Monster. and who will this Monster face at Unforgiven
After match: in the ring Armando get's a mic: Now what
you all saw was exactly what happene'd to Kane also Haha, but Kane went
to the hospital after my Samoaa Bulldoser UUUUUUUmaga and Snitsky
destroyed the Big Red Machimo. Now what happened to Kane will
happen to you also as Armando tell's Snitsky to get a chair and
Armando signal's Umaga to do the same move that he did on kane as
Armando breaks the Cigar in half. Snitsky set's Val as Umaga is on
the turnbuckle with a chair in the hand
Kane music hit's as the crowd goes crazy .
in the ring Umaga who was on the turnbuckle came down on the mat as
Armando is scared.
the camera goes toward's the entrance ramp but we dont see Kane
anywhere. suddenly the arena goes dark and on the tron written in
blood red " See you at Unforgiven Umaga"
the arena light's back are back.
in the ring Armando all scared as he look's to Umaga and Snitsky.
and Armando cannot believe Kane is coming back
JR: Yes Kane is coming back this sunday at Unforgiven, my god
what a huge surprise that was. and i hope Kane get's his revenge on
Umaga and Snitsky.
King: I cannot believe that Jr, Kane is coming back but 3 week's
ago he got burned by Snitsky and after 4 week's he will be coming
back this sunday now i dont know in what kind of shape will Kane
be
4) Edge- Christian with Lita vs Kurt angle- Cm Punk --- tag
team match.
Finish: Edge sent Cm to the turnbuckle and then stomped away at
him. Edge nailed a standing dropkick on Cm for a near fall and then
choked him over the middle rope. Edge takes Cm to the corner and
tags in Cage. E&C performs a double team move, they irishwhip
Cm and both hits a dropkick on Cm as Cage cover's but only
get's a 2 count. Cage give's some slap's to the neck of Cm. Cage
hit's a ddt on Cm and again cover's but only get's a 2 count. Cage
tags Edge and this time they again irishwhips Cm into the rope's
and hits the double flapjack on Cm and Edge goes for the cover but
get's a close 2 count. Edge goes for the Edgecution on Cm but Cm
blocks it and Cm hit a back elbow and a heel kick. both men are
down as Cm goes to tag Kurt but Edge grabs Cm from the legs and
drags him back to the middle of the ring. Edge picks Cm and goes
for the backdrop but Cm counters it and lands on the ring apron. Cm
hits a forearm, then a springboard clothesline for a two count. Cm
hit some knees to the gut, then hit a jumping knee in the corner
and followed with a bulldog. Cm cover's but only get's a 2 count.
Cm hit a backhand and a side kick, then hit a uranage. Cm quickly
connects with a overhead wristlock/choke and Edge is trying to
reach to the rope but Cage breaks the lock with a elbow drop to the
back of Cm. Kurt comes in the ring but refree stops him while Cage
drags Edge near to his corner, as the refree looks back Cage slaps
on Edge back as the tag is made, Cage goes for Cm but Cm with a
poke to the eye of Cage and tags Kurt as Kurt comes out to a huge
pop. Cage still checking on his eyes as Kurt is standing in front
of him, as Cage checked on his eyes, he is surprised that from
where did Kurt came as Kurt hits another poke in the eye and hits
some right and left hands followed by clothsline and back body
drop. Angle hits 3 belly to belly on Cage as Edge comes out but
Angle counter's his running clothsline into a belly to belly. Angle
with multiple german suplexes on Cage followed by a Angle Slam,
Angle covers but Edge break's the pin and hits Angle with a ddt as
Edge looks back and Cm standing on the ring apron connects with a
springboard drop kick on Edge, as Edge goes outside the ring. Cm
goes to the outside as well but Lita tries to stop Cm by coming
infront of him, Cm looks towards the crowd then punche's Lita right
across the face as he hammer's away on Edge. in the ring Cage is
going for the Unprettier but Angle quickly counter's it in a Ankle
Lock. Angle is screaming at Cage to tap out as Cage is trying to
reach the rope's but Kurt drag's Cage back to the middle of the
ring and Cage taps as Angle screams. the refree calls for the bell
as Angle and Punk picks up the victory.
Winner: Kurt Angle and Cm Punk. Cm get's back in the ring as Kurt
and Cm poses toward's the crowd.
crowd cheer's for Punk and Angle
JR: What a great match and what a great performance by
K.Angle and Cm Punk. K.Angle really made Cage tap out to the Ankle Lock.
KIng: Jr i am furious as why did Punk layed his hand's on the
beautiful Lita, that show's Punk has got no respect for women's.
JR: King Lita was stoping Punk to beat Edge so i guess there was no
other choice then punching her.
King: I still think it's not right Jr and i hope next week Edge
get's his revenge on Punk.
JR: Ok King calm down now. next is our main event ladies and
gentlemen but before that let's check out our Unforgiven card which
will be his Sunday live on Sky Sports in Toronto Canada.
1) it will be Spirit Squad 2 member's vs Hardy Boy's vs
Highlander's in a 3 way Tag Team match for the Tag Team Titles.
2) it will be Mickie James vs Trish Stratus for the Vacated Women's
Title.
3) just announced tonight it will be Kane vs Umaga
2 scary monster's will face each other in one on one match.
4) it will be Eugene vs Sandman for the Hardcore Championship in a
Hardcore match.
5) it will be Sabu vs Test vs Tommy Dreamer vs Cm Punk in a fatal
four way Hardcore match to the name the no.1 contender for the
Hardcore Title.
6) it will be the IC Champion Carlito vs The Cocky, Arrogant Randy
Orton in a one on one match for the IC Title.
7) it will be Kurt Angle vs Edge for the ultimate prize in our
industry for the WWE Title.
8) Our gm Austin have not announced a match for DX as he said last
week he will announce a match for DX next week which i think he
will make after our main event or could make before that.
King: That is a solid card for a Raw ppv and i hope we see some
great action at Unforgiven. and what match will Austin make for DX.
JR: I dont know as well and I am looking forward to find out about
it and it's time for our main event
backstage in Carlito locker room: we see Carlito-HHH and
HBK talking but we cant hear them what are they talking about.
in the arena Kevin Nash music hit's as he make's his out with the
Big Show as the crowd booo's Nash-Show very loud.
up next it's Randy Orton, Orton come's out with a huge boo from the
crowd as he enter's the ring.
Carlito music hits as the crowd cheers for him loud.
Are you ready hits as DX comes out to a huge huge pop from the
crowd.
outside the ring HHH-HBK and Carlito looks to each other and goes
to the ring and start's fighting with the opposite team. HHH
clothsline Nash out of the ring, HBK clothsline Show out of the
ring and Carlito send's Orton flying outside the ring
6) HHH-HBK-Carlito vs Kev |
WWE RAW IS SMACKDOWN
