SmackDown! – Smack Your TV! (Recap)
13th January 2006
SmackDown starts as Vince McMahon was in the ring. He tells that tonight it will be a huge night. Vince McMahon runs the Card for tonights show. He tells that Cruiserweight Title will be On the Line in a Cruiserweight Open Challenge match. McMahon tells that tonight, it will be over the top rope Battle Royal. McMahon further tells that Last Man Standing will be the New World Champion. Vince now talks about the Genenral Manager Spot. Vince tells that tonight, SmackDown is going to see the New General Manager and it will shock the whole World. Vince throws the Mic as leaves while the Live Crowd roars. We’re headed to Commercials.
We come back and we see Juventud along with Super Crazy and Psicosis coming in the ring for his match. They’re in their Lown Mowers. They head to the arena and then they stop. They stare at some person. Camera then moves to that person and that’s Simon Dean. He’s standing near Washroom. Simon Dean is looking confused, He has a weird look on his face. Simon Dean then runs off as Mexicools wonder what is going on. Mexicools then open the Washroom’s Door and they then watch Boogeyman there. Boogeyman then quickly did a Humpty Dumpty rhyme. He then smashes his Clock to his head. Boogeyman laughs so much as the Door closes down. Camera then moves to Mexicools. They have weird look on their face and there mouth is open wide. We’re headed to another Commercial.
Cruiserweight Open Challenge Match for Crusierweight Title
Juventud vs. Funaki vs. Kid Kash vs. Jamie Noble
Notes: Juventud & Funaki started the match while Kash and Noble were at Ringside.
(Clips of the Match) Funaki is going to hit Dropkick but Juventud ducks and then rolls up Funaki for three count. Juventud has eliminated Funaki. Kid Kash gets in the ring as both men exchange right hands to each other. Kid Kash Irish whips Juventud to the ring corner. Kid Kash runs for Clothesline but Juventud moves and Kid Kash falls on turnbuckle. Juventud then gives a Dropkick to Kid Kash. Juventud covers Kash but gets two count. Juventud then goes to the tope rope and connects with Moonsault but Kash moves and Juvi falls on the matt. Kid Kash makes Juvi stand and lifts him up and nails his Brainbuster. Kash covers Juvi and gets three count. Kid Kash has eliminated Juventud. Noble gets in the ring and quickly rolls up Kid Kash but gets two count. Kid Kash is in shock as Jamie Noble smiles. Noble then tries to hit Running Dropkick to Kash but he ducks as it ends up hitting to the Referee. Noble then connects Clothesline but Kash ducks it and gives Low Blow to Jamie Noble. Kash then hits him Brainbuster as Referee crawls slowly and does the three count.
We cut back as we see Batista in his locker room looking upset. Someone knocks the Door and then it turns out to be Rey Mysterio. Mysterio tells Batista not to worry. Mysterio then tells that The Title was yours Batista and you’re still the Champion. Mysterio then tells Batista don’t worry, I will be there for you. Mysterio then watch at ceiling and says Viva La Raza while Eddie chants went on at the crowd. Batista then hugged Mystero.
Royal Rumble Qualification!
Chris Benoit vs. Simon Dean
(Clips of the Match) Chris Benoit totally dominated the entire match. Chris Benoit gives three german suplexes to Simon Dean and then Benoit went on the top turnbuckle and nailed the Headbutt to Simon Dean from the turnbuckle. Benoit then quickly catches Simon Dean in Crippler Crossface and Simon Dean taps out.
We cut back as we see Todd Grisham standing backstage with John Cena. Todd asked Cena “John, what are your feelings for facing Y2J tonight in No Holds Barred”. John Cena then badmouths Grisham leaving him standing alone. Cena walks as the Camera goes behind him, Cena watches Carlito eating apple there. Cena went to Carlito. Cena then asks for some help. Carlito wonders what’s that as Cena says something in ears of Carlito. Cena and Carlito then smirked and leave. Cena got couple of Boo’s in this Promo.
No Holds Barred
John Cena vs. Chris Jericho
(Clips of the Match) John Cena was using some cheating tactics to win in this match. Cena went for the F-U but Y2J counters and locks Cena in Walls of Jericho. Cena looks to tap out but holds the ropes. Jericho then conncets with Lionsault and when Y2J releases the ropes out of nowhere John Cena catches Y2J in F-U position and connects with it. John Cena covers Y2J but only gets Two Count. Cena gets frustrated and did his pumpin up thing. Cena makes Y2J stand and Irish whips him to the Ring Ropes. Y2J bounces back as Cena went for The Shoulder Block. Y2J ducks as Cena hits the Referee. Y2J then locks Cena in Walls of Jericho. Cena taps out but there’s no Referee. Out of nowhere, Carlito came in and nailed Steel Chair Shot to Jericho. Carlito laughs there and puts Cena’s arm across John Cena. Carlito then goes to Referee. Ref come in slowly and counted on them but only got two counts. Y2J kicks out. Y2J gives a Pescade to Carlito, who was outside the ring. Y2J then came in the ring and again locked Cena in Walls of Jericho, this time Cena taps out. Jericho celebrated his win while out of nowhere Cena came in and nails Jericho with second steel chair shot.
We cut back a small promo at Car Parking Area, Todd saying that General Manager is here.
Twenty Men Over The Top Rope Battle Royal
Order of Elimination
Chad & James Dick by Lashley
Orlando Jordan by Lashley
Lashley by Kurt Angle
Hardcore Holly by Chris Benoit
Maven by Rey Mysterio
Matt Hardy by Kennedy & Carlito
Paul London by Batista
Brian Kendrick by JBL
Chris Benoit by Batista
Cena, Carlito and Kennedy by Jericho
Jericho eliminated himself. Jericho then goes down and beat Carlito and John Cena
Benoit by Christian
Rey Mysterio by Kurt Angle
Kurt Angle by JBL
JBL by Christian
Christian by Batista
Batista retained the World Heavyweight Championship and celebrated while we’re headed to Commercials.
We come back as we see Vince McMahon standing alone in the ring, Vince McMahon announces the General Manager as “Glass Shatters” hits and Stone Cold Steve Austin makes his return to the WWE and gets into the ring as the entire crowd is shocked and they’re chearing for Austin. Austin gets into face to face by Vince and shakes hands with him. Vince announces ladies and gentleman New GM, of SmackDown. Steve Austin. Austin then says Thanks to all of the Crowd and Vince and then Austin asks for Beer. McMahon and Austin celebrated there with the Beers as out of nowhere, Austin nails Stunner to Vince McMahon leaving alone Austin celebrating as the SmackDown fades off.
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looked like a pretty good SD!, liking Austin as GM. That could be very interesting. The battle royal was good, and Lashley seemed to dominate early, till Angle dumped him out. Some well booked matches also, and if in full could've been a real gem of a show. Anyways, well done The Rock™