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SmackDown! – Smack Your TV! (Recap)
20th January 2006
SmackDown starts with some Cruiserweight Action. It was tag team match with Jamie Noble and Scotty 2 Hotty taking on Kid Kash and Daivari. Match ended when Jamie Noble Irish whips Kid Kash to the steel steps outside the ring. Kid Kash then leaves his Partner Daivari alone in the ring while in the ring Scotty 2 Hotty gives a Single Hand Bulldog to Daivari. Scotty 2 Hotty then feels the Electricity by the Crowd and he nails The Worm on Daivari while Kid Kash was at Ramp watchin all this. Scotty then covers Daivari and gets the win for his team. Both men celebrated in the ring while Kid Kash then leaves the arena taunting them with the Cruiserweight Title. Out of nowhere, Kid Kash again comes in and knocks Scotty with the Title Belt. Then Kid Kash gives some right hands to Jamie Noble. Jamie Noble tries to get in momentum but Kid Kash gives him The Money Maker. Kid Kash then takes the Belt and taunts it with the Crowd while they gave Heat to Kid Kash.
We cut back and we see Kurt Angle standing alone. Kurt Angle says that he makes People Tap Out and tonight, it’s his road to the Rumble. Angle says that tonight, he will qualify for the Royal Rumble. Kurt Angle then says that at Royal rumble, there will be only one man Standing in the ring and that…you’re looking at It. Kurt Angle says that tonight, Someone has to Tap Out! Out of nowhere, Benoit comes in and asks Kurt how is you. Kurt says that I don’t talk to people who are not in my League. Kurt Angle then yells Lay Off! Kurt Angle leaves while Benoit have a weird look on his face.
We come back as we roll down to the Royal Rumble Qualification match with Kurt Angle taking on Heidenreich. Heidenreich was on Top Rope when Kurt Angle also climbs and gives a Top Rope Spinning Belly To Belly Suplex to Heidenreich from Top Rope!! Kurt Angle then crawls and covers Heidenreich for three Counts. Kurt Angle then taunts the Crowd who are amazed to see what Angle did.
Carlito cuts a promo saying that he would also be in Rumble and he is going to win it and finally headlining WrestleMania and he’s going to get the World Heavyweight Championship. Out of nowhere we here a Voice singing a song. Camera moves a bit and we see Kennedy coming in. Kennedy says that you got a nice hair to Carlito. Kennedy then says Mr. Kennedy…Kennedy is going to win the Rumble, Not you Carlito! Kennedy then leaves while Carlito is thinking something. Kennedy again appears and yells Kennedy…
Lashley faces James and Chad Dick and Lashley gets win over them. It was a squash match with Lashley dominating all over. Lashley wins after knocking two Dicks with Double Clothesline.
We cut back as we see Chris Jericho cutting a promo. Chris Jericho says that The General Manager, Stone Cold offered him a Rumble spot. Jericho then says that he is also going to be in the Royal Rumble. All Crowds cheered while out of nowhere, John Cena comes in and knocks Jericho with Steel Chair Shot. John Cena then yells, “You Can’t See Me!”
After the break, Stone Cold comes down to the ring. He comes down in his 4X4. Stone Cold gets a standing ovation. He gets in the ring. Stone Cold usually gets what chants at the end of everyline he says. Stone Cold says he want John Cena to come down in the ring. John Cena doesn’t come for sometime. Stone Cold says yells “Bring Your Ass here or I’ll fire you!” John Cena then comes in and Stone Cold then says that what you did to Jericho. John Cena was about to say something when Stone Cold cuts him and yells, “Shut up you mealy mouthed, Son of a Bitch!” Stone Cold says that at Royal Rumble, It would be Jericho taking on John Cena and that’s the bottom line cause Stone Cold said so! Stone Cold then leaves John Cena standing there alone.
When we come back after the break we cut backstage and we see John Cena walking his way to the backstage and out of nowhere Chris Jericho comes in and Spears John Cena. Chris Jericho then gives hard right and left hands to John Cena while Security comes in and breaks the two. Chris Jericho then yells, “Come at Royal Rumble, Son of a Bitch!”
Rey Mysterio takes on Chris Benoit in a match to the Tribute to Eddie Guerrero. In the middle of the match, Eddie’s music hits as Batista comes down in Eddie’s Low Rider. Batista then puts his Title on Eddie’s LowRider and he comes down at the announcer’s table. Batista does the Commentary of the match. Chris Benoit goes to turnbuckle and connects Diving Headbutt to Mysterio. Benoit crawls and covers him but gets two count. Mysterio then rolls up Benoit but again gets two count. Benoit then makes Mysterio stand and gives him hard chops. Mysterio somehow rolls up Benoit and gets three count.
After the match, Benoit and Mysterio hugged each other and celebrated in the ring while Batista comes in the ring with Microphone. Batista gave a Thumb Up to both Benoit and Mysterio who then leave the ring. Batista then gets the Microphone and says that at Royal Rumble, He’s going to retain the World Championship. Out of nowhere, JBL comes in and connects Clothesline from Hell but Batista turns and ducks. Batista then Spinebusters JBL through ring matt. Out of nowhere, Christian comes in and he gives some chops to Batista. JBL and Christian both worked on Batista. JBL then gives Clothesline from Hell to Batista. After that, Christian gives The Unprettier to Batista. JBL and Christian then celebrated there but out of nowhere, JBL also gives Clothesline from Hell to Christian. JBL then celebrated at the middle of the ring. JBL then does his taunts to the crowd while SmackDown fades off!
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