Re: NWF: The Return
Obviously, the new champion opens the show, but instead of thanking the fans, he starts by insulting somebody with big boobies. And then he hits on her. Nice. Then comes the confrontation with the No. 1 Contender. The challenge for tonight was unexpected, as well as Jericho’s “stop eating my food” gag. Didn’t seem all that funny, imo. And then, of course, after Jericho panders around about Show’s weight, Lesnar comes out and opens with the line: “you suck, you washed up son of a bitch.” And then, to mix things you, you have Orton come out and call Big Show a fatass… twice. What is with everybody and these fat jokes? And I rarely hear Orton use the word bitch, even if he is ranting about losing. I like how Cornette points out all this ignorant name-calling shit. Gets everybody nowhere. Pretty blockbuster move having Orton and Lesnar fight, even though heel v. heel doesn’t sell.
Joey Styles, AJ Styles? Coincidence?
You almost made it seem like Saturn just went into a fit of rage and squashed Benjamin. He is how old, by the way? I don’t know why you chose to put him over Benjamin, but you’re booking this stuff.
I’m sorry, but how old is Carlos Colon again? That’s right: old enough to not be in the lightweight division. AJ Styles should own, tbh. He’s new and starting out and losing your debut match just doesn’t sit well with your popularity. Armando coming in and jumping bad with the boss? Nope, doesn’t work well. And especially when he says “I am somewhat of a big shot,” and it seemed like Cornette backed down after that.
“Jericho has no chance in hell.” Coach making the McMahon reference was just… wow. I can’t even put it in words.
Hakeem playing himself off as a good guy. “I did deserve a sweet chin music.” Oh wait, never mind. He went into the bad guy role again. False alarm. I love how he screwed the fans out of seeing Shawn Michaels. This plays off really well in what will end up likely being a Hakeem v. Michaels match… with a stipulation. Book it plz.
Pretty solid showdown, although I don’t understand why it’s only match two. This should’ve been match three, four, or five. Everything looks tops, except I’ve never seen Orton hit a sunset flip. Weird. Epic ending with the super-plex turned into the RKO. What a finish. I honestly expected Lesnar to win and get that one-on-one with Jericho, but Orton would make a good contender too, I guess.
You’re playing AJ Styles off as a big signing and you’re making it like you’re gonna give him the Jesus push. ROFLMAO. You slay me, bruh. Styles is in the lightweight division. Cornette wouldn’t be one to take a cheap shot at TNA, him of all people. He has more dignity than that. And of course, AJ comes out and sells NWF as a huge company that’s all amazing and stuff. And what’s this? Style’s takes a cheap shot too? And it wasn’t a reference to TNA, it was a blatant cheap shot directly at TNA!! He even mentioned TNA’s name. That threw me off. The Edge-u-cator is the first to welcome the new guy, huh? Hopefully my boy Christian can make an epic return (please). Edge showing no remorse for his brother plays off really well to his maniacal bitch-ass self. I like how you’re trying to compare AJ and Edge. Love how AJ mentions that he’s not like anything Edge has ever faced, because Edge has never faced anyone from TNA. And, of course, AJ gets in the last word. No need for Edge to spoil Styles’ coming out party.
Um, yeah, RVD pissing off Lesnar after his lost just sets up for RVD getting screwed and Brock is getting into a feud with him. I can honestly say that RVD was in the wrong with what he said. He provoked Brock and he gets what he deserves… oh wait. RVD gets the clean victory? That sucks. Well, actually, it’s not really clean because a whole lot of people came in and messed everything up. That’s why Brock didn’t come out. That, and the fact that Bigelow wanted his payback. I can understand that.
Hakeem restating Michael’s position hints the HBK will probably make an appearance. Notice how he said “with RVD and Bam Bam Bigelow will finally end next week. You just dropped the bomb and told us that their feud is coming to a close. And of course, no feud can end without a stipulation added. I can see Lesnar getting involved and Bigelow getting the win to save face. Six teams, huh? Way to get things going in that division. I pray you make it a three-team match, which would cause mucho action and more confusion. And finally, to close out the segment, you have Hakeem state the obvious: Orton v. Jericho or Big Show. And… wait! What’s this? Could it be!! Shawn Michaels? Oh wait no. False alarm. He’s just playing mind games.
And now we come to the main event and Jericho’s first title defense, coming just days after winning the damn thing in the first place. Messed up finish, however. Orton didn’t really need to go to the apron to threaten Jericho. He could’ve just watched the match from the stage/ramp. Anyhow, I just love how Big Show got played by Hakeem. And this brings us to Shawn Michael’s appearance. But seriously: who does a nightstick anymore? Drat! That dirty bastard Michaels got away!! You’ll get him next time, Hakeem!! NEXT TIME!!!!!
All in all, not a bad fallout show. I can see you tried to establish a lot of new feuds, and you did a pretty okay job of it. Still, I’m kinda wondering why RVD instigated Lesnar. Major repercussions for messing with the Next Big Thing. Anyway, don't stop writing, bruh. Us created fed writers have to stick together.
Next game: 12/28 at Baltimore