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Re: UWEF: United Wrestling Entertianment Federation
HERE WE GO!
(The UWEF intro plays and we pan to the backstage where Maria is with Bret Hart)
Maria: Bret, last week, you had a great match with Chris Benoit, another classic match, but after the match, you attacked him. Why?
(The crowd behind chants some "Bret Screwed Bret" chants and Bret takes the mic, about to speak.)
Bret: Well, Maria, it was all very simple. See, when you're a Canadian and knew that an idol was screwed in a match that was in his home town, something is very, VERY, wrong! See, when you step into a thing you love and desire, you go for it. When you step into a thing you want, you take it. When you step onto a thing you need, you hope. At Survivor Series in 1997, all that stuff was nothing but 100% pure crap! When I did pro wrestling, I was there to make an impact and to make a statement. When I wanted my titles, I won them. When I prayed to get what I need, I would hope and I got it. AT Survivor Series, Shawn Micheals got his hope, his desire, and his wish. Screwing BRET THE HITMAN HART! (Some mixed reactions) You see, HB- Shawn, ever since that moment, that night, that match, I have been homesick. I have been cursed by you and why? Let's see, you force me to leave, my brother died and Vince didn't do a DAMN THING ABOUT IT! ("Owen" chants are heard) I had a horrible run at WCW, my brother in law, The British Bulldog, dies......("Bulldog" chants)......, my father dies........(Massive pop for his mention).......and now you want to screw over Lance Storm, a fellow Canadian like it was 1997! Well, you knew that I wasn't gonna sit down anymore. I got up from my shadow and my own self, I drove to UWEF Horizon, and I got in the ring, and I kicked your ass like I could have DONE IN 1997! (Massive pop) HBK, at Global Warming, when you face Lance, know this, whether you win or lose, you will never make me run away from something I love ever again and tonight at our six man tag, I'll show you that I am still the best there was, the best there is, and the best there ever will be!
(The crowd pop hugely for his catchphrase as he leaves with Maria scared. The RAW intro (with the UWEF Horizon logo replacing the RAW logo) plays and we pan to the entrance with the pyros coming out as the crowd go crazy as we pan to crowd signs like: a pic of Bret Hart wit the text saying, "The best there ever will be", "HBK: Has Been Kid!", "HHH: The Game is over", a replica title of the UWEF Championship, etc.)
JR: Welcome to UWEF Horizon as we welcome you to the Rose Garden in Portland, Oregon.
King: As you heard, Bret's not here to play any games!
(We see Benoit, HBK, and Jericho pose on the right and Bret, Lance, and Christian pose on the left on the VS. screen)
JR: Tonight is an explosive six man tag match, it's the Canadian Connection, Bret Hart, Lance Storm, and Christian, vs. Shawn Micheals, Chris Jericho, and Chris Benoit.
(We see Randy Orton and John Cena on the right, posing, and Shelton and Shamrock on the left, posing on the VS. screen.)
King: Also, the Legend Killer, Randy Orton and the Dr. of Thuganomics, John Cena, will fight Shelton Benjamin and Ken Shamrock as well tonight.
(The Axis Powers's song plays and the crowd give huge heat as Hassan and Dupree are in wrestling gear, while Daivari is in suit mode. The crowd are chanting, "USA")
Finkel: This match is for one fall and are for the UWEF Tag Team Championships! Introducing first, the challengers, accompanied by Khosavari Daivari, they are the team of Rene Dupree and Muhhamed Hassan, the Axis Powers!
JR: Well, this is for the UWEF Tag Team Championships and this is their second attempt to win the titles.
King: I think that Regal and Tagiri will lose this match and sadly, the Axis Powers will win the match!
(Tagiri's music plays and Regal and Tagiri come out with a light pop.)
Finkel: And coming to the ring, they are the UWEF Tag Team Champions, William Regal and Tagiri!
(The bell rings as Regal and Hassan will start off.)
MATCH ONE: William Regal and Tagiri vs. The Axis Powers w/ Daivari for the UWEF tag Team Championships
(Hassan and Regal grapple as Hassan pushes him to the corner and lets him go easily and does a slap chop multiple times. Hassan Irish whips Regal to another corner and rushes to Regal but Regal moves away and does some stiff punches and then a clothesline. Regal then drags Hassan to Tagiri and tags him as Tagiri gets in the rings and does some little lowkick punches to Hassan legs, making him sore. Tagiri then Irish whips Hassan and does a spinning wheel kick. Tagiri then dropkicks Dupree outside the edge of the ring. Hassan does some punches from behind and does some big chops on Tagiri. Hassan Irish whips Tagiri and does a thunderous powerslam on him. Hassan does a split legdrop. Hassan gets up and does a hard punch drop on Tagiri. Hassan then tags Dupree, who is angry at Tagiri and does some violent stomps on him. Dupree Irish whips Tagiri and gets a sidewalk slam. Dupree does the French Tickler taunt on Regal's face as Regal gets in the ring but the ref pulls him back, being distracted. Hassan and Dupree violently stomp Tagiri down the corner. Hassan gets tagged by Dupree and then picks up Tagiri and does a piledriver. Hassan then picks up Tagiri and suplexes him very hard. Hassan does his "Allah" taunt, getting major heat. Hassan picks up Tagiri and Irish whips him to do a dropkicks on Tagiri. Hassan picks up Tagiri and does a Snap DDT. 1, 2. Tagiri kicks out. Hassan then goes for the Camel Clutch and he has it locked on Tagiri. Tagiri is fading fast and Regal and the crowd are cheering for Tagiri as he is still fading. The ref lifts Tagiri's hand and it falls for one. The ref lifts Tagiri's arm again and it falls for two. One more arm fall and Dupree and Hassan would be UWEF Tag Team Champions. The ref lifts the arm and it falls......halfway as Tagiri holds it up and the crowd are clapping faster. Tagiri does some elbow blows on Hassan and escapes the hold. Tagiri Irish whips himself but Hassan does a dropkick. Tagiri is down as Hassan does the Allah taunt. He gets up Tagiri but Tagiri does a punch on his guts. Tagiri Irish whips himself to do a handspring move on Hassan. They are both down. Tagiri crawls to Regal as Hassan already tagged Dupree. Tagiri tags Regal and Regal gets in punching Dupree and Irish whipping him to do a knee lift. Regal is pumped as the crowd goes wild. Regal picks up Dupree to do a Double Knee Lift on Dupree. Hassan from behind does a reverse DDT. Regal is down but Tagiri from the top turnbuckle does a bulldog on Hassan. Dupree, although, does a clothesline on Tagiri outside. Hassan and Dupree Irish whips Regal together but Regal ducks and nails a clothesline on both of them. As Tagiri tries to get up, Nick (Eugene) comes running down the entrance and without the ref seeing, beats up Tagiri and throws his skull on the steel steps. Eugene then does a catapull on Tagiri to the steel pole, knocking out Eugene. Regal sees this and goes outside and starts to punch Eugene and takes him and Irish whips him to the steel steps. Regal then does a powerslam to Eugene on the floor. Regal gets back in the ring but Hassan with a lowblow, without the ref looking, then does a quick STO. Dupree picks up Regal and gets a solo version of Au Revouir and nails it on regal. The ref starts to pin as Dupree coveres Regal. Tagiri tries to crawl. 1, 2, 3. Too late as Tagiri was two inches away to inerfer on the pin. Hassan and Dupree, the Axis Powers, are the new UWEF Tag Team Champions as Regal is knocked out and Tagiri is tired. The bell rings as Eugene smiles, trying to get up.)
Finkel: The winner of this match, and the new UWEF Tag Team Champions, Muhammed Hassan and Rene Dupree, the Axis Powers!
JR: What! Damn Eugene. Damn it to hell! Eugene has just screwed William Regal and Tagiri out of the UWEF Tag Team titles! Boy, is Eugene gonna have a Judgement Day at Global Warming!
King: Eugene is cool and everything but to screw them out of the title is wrong, especially to those idiots. Now we'll never get peace here anymore!
JR: I don't know what has happened to Eugene but damn it, that's not right! Not right at all!
(Randy Orton is walking from the backstage, getting heat from background. Just then, out of nowhere, Shelton Benjamin jumps Randy Orton and starts punching him violently untill security comes in and holds him back but Shelton breaks free and does a Spinning Wheel Kick on Orton. Just then, Heymen rushes in and comes in the middle.)
Heymen: Shelton, I know you feel angry and want to kick Randy's ass but I will not allow you to do this to someone. I have no choice but to suspend you tonight!
(Shelton is in shock as the crowd give huge heat and Orton is smiling.)
Shelton: What about the Tag Team match?
Heymen: Well, that's too bad for you and Shamrock because now it will be a handicap match. Security, please escort Mr. Benjamin out of here.
(Shelton spits at Heymen and leaves with security as Randy looks at him devilishly. We fade to black as we get commercials like in order: that stupid "Bling It On" commercial, UWEF Global Warming, WIWA Royal Rumble, Local High School Fottball scores, Coca-Cola, The Lance Krall Show debuting next week after UWEF Horizon, and Taco Bell.)
JR: Welcome back to UWEF Horizon as UWEF Horizon is sponcered by........
(They show each logo at once)
JR:.........the new PSP system. You can play games, music, TV, and movies in there as well. Available in stores now.
King: Also by UWEF Magazine. Take a look at the life of Jericho from Japan to ECW to WCW to WWE to UWEF. In stores this month.
JR: Also by the new Coca-Cola Lime flavor. You put the lime in the coke, you nut!.
King: Your the nut, JR!
(HHH's song plays as he comes out with major heat and is accompanied by Ric Flair.)
Finkel: Ladies and gentlemen, this is for one fall and making his-
(Before he can finsih, HHH takes Finkel's mic and starts to talk as you can see a bandaid on his head and the crowd are chanting, "Y2J" and HHH is mad.)
HHH: Let's get one thing staright, people. Every time Y2J would defend a Heavyweight title I challenged him for or challenge me for a Heavyweight title I had, I have either tooken it or retained it! (Massive Booing) If you don't believe me, let's take a moment back and drive down Memory Lane. You see let's go back to 2000 when he challenged me for the first time for the WWF Heavyweigh title. He did beat me......(MAssive Pops).......but I had the upper hand and screwed him over the title back to me, Triple H! (Massive "U Suck" and "Y2J" chants) Then, at No Mercy in 2000, it was all......let's just say Deja Vu! (HHH grins as the crowd boo hugely) Then at Bad Blood, he fought me in a Hell in a Cell match, which is a match I have never lost at!!!!!! Guess what, jack. I WON THAT MATCH! (Massive "Y2J" chants) But folks, it gets even better. At Wrestlemania 18, it was Y2J, the Undisputed champion vs. Triple H, the good guy challneger and guess what, I WON! (Huge Heat) So you see, no matter what stipulation you throw, no matter what belt you go for or have, no matter what your plan is, I am the Game and I will show you at May 7th at Global Warming that I am.........THAT..........DAMN...........GOOD!
(HHH drops the mic to wait for his opponent. Maven's music plays to very little pops as he just walks down to the ring and poses. Before Finkel can properly announce Maven, HHH comes and starts to work on Maven.)
MATCH TWO: Maven vs. Triple H
(HHH starts to stomp on Maven very violently. Maven is down, breathless. HHH goes to the opposite corner of Maven and runs to Maven and does a Knee Lift on Maven's head. Maven goes down, getting unconsious and is starting to bleed. HHH gets up Maven and does a violent powrslam. Maven is pretty much motionless and breathless. HHH smiles at Maven and picks him up, gently, and kicks his guts to do a Pedigree but Maven does a Fork Lift and starts to get up. HHH gets up and Maven with a jumping clothesline. Flair from the ringside taunts Maven but Maven stands on the ropes, about to splash Flair, but HHH, from behind, pushes Maven from the ropes to the announcer's table, breaking it, getting a "Holy $#!+" chant. maven is down and out cold as HHH smiles evilly, getting heel heat. HHH goes out side and picks up Maven. HHH Irish whips Maven to the steel steps but Maven reverese it and HHH gets hit on the steel steps. Flair, from behind, yells at Maven, but Maven does a DDT on Flair, getting a mixed reaction and Flair is down. HHH does a Knee lift from behind to Maven's spine. HHH then picks up Maven and does a Snap Suplex to Maven on the concrete. HHH then rolls his eyes and girns and goes under the ring. HHH pulls out a sledgehammer and grins very evilly. HHH is about to slam the hammer on Maven but Maven with an uppercut and does a neckbreaker. Maven rolls HHH back to the ring. Maven goes on top of the turnbuckle and does a splash but HHH kicks Maven's guts and puts him in Pedigree position and nails him with the Pedigree. HHH covers Maven. 1, 2. HHH picks up Maven's head and smiles. HHH goes outside and gets a chair and throws it in the ring. HHH picks up Maven and kicks his guts and puts him in Pedigree position and Pedigrees Maven on the chair, as you can hear the skull of Maven's head crack. HHH covers him. 1, 2, 3! HHH wins but is not done as his song is cut. HHH gets his sledgehammer and is about to swings Maven's head like Tiger Woods but Y2J rushes to the ring, getting massive pops and starts to hit HHH and punch him repeatedly, not stopping. Flair with a cheap shot but Y2J does a enzuguri and he dropkicks HHH outside. Y2J turns Flair around and does a massive Walls of Jericho. HHH grabs Flair's hands and Flair escapes the Walls of Jericho by Triple H. HHH and Flair tell Jericho to watch out. Jericho says he is not afraid.)
JR: HHH is being a coward and he is being a disgraceful champion.
King: He was just trying to tell Jericho that he is the best!
JR: Oh, give me a break! Well, ladies and gentlemen, after Shelton's behavior, it's a handicap match. Ken Shamrock faces Randy Orton and John Cena. All next on UWEF Hroizon
JR: Welcome back to UWEF Horizon, from the sold out Rose Garden in Portland, Oregon.........
(We see a transparent globe with the UWEF and the PSP logo zooming in and there is fire that turns into the word "WARMING" and then wind comes in to make the word "GLOBAL")
JR:.......as UWEF & PSP presents Global Warming, live May 7th at St. Louis Missouri on Pay Per View.
(Ken Shamrock's song plays to get massive pops as he is wearing not Wrestling Gear but UFC Gear.)
Finkel: The following match is scheduled for one fall and is a handicap match. Coming to the ring, he is Ken Shamrock!
JR: This is a dangerous man. He will make sure you will lose to him. Shamrock proclaims himself as the matser of the UFC. Well, I don't know about that.
King: Whatever. Just watch how two men of the future destroy the proclaimed "UFC" master. Lucky the Ultamite Fighter has even a 2.0.
(John Cena's new song plays and the crowd give him huge heat for wearing a Bulls Jersey. He walks down the ring and looks at Ken Shamrock, disgusted, and taunts the crowd with his UWEF International title on his hand.)
Finkel: Coming to the ring, he is the UWEF International champion, John Cena!
(Crowd are booing Cena as they fade the song quietly and play the Evolution Instrumental song and Randy Orton comes out with massive heat from the crowd.)
Finkel: And his tag team partner, he is the number one contender for the Ironman title and from Evoultion, Randy Orton!
(He does his signature pose on all four corners of the ring. On the fourtj one, Shamrock attacks and starts to stomp on Orton. The bell rings!)
MATCH THREE: Randy Orton and John Cena vs. Ken Shamrock in a Handicap Match
(Shamrock starts doing face kicks on Orton and does some gut punches and Orton is down. Shamrock does his angry taunt on Cena, getting some pops. Orton does a bulldog from behind, taking down Shamrock. Orton then gets up and does a Flying Elbow Drop on Shamrock's head and he picks up Shamrock for a standing dropkick. Shamrock is down as Orton puts his feet and squsishes Shamrock's throat very hard as the crowd chant "UFC". Shamrock holds his throat as Orton drags Shamrock to his corner where he tags Cena and Cena gets in and quickly stomps Shamrock on the guts as he does his "Word Life" taunt, getting heel heat! Cena then picks up Shamrock and Irish whips him to do a spinning spinebuster on Shamrock. Cena laughs at him and does his, "You Can't See Me" taunt, getting heat. Shamrock starts to get up as Cena Irish whips himself to clothesline him but Shamrock ducks and Shamrock does a Spinning Wheel Kick on Cena. Shamrock gets up and does a legdrop on Cena. Shamrock then gullotines Orton outside. Shamrock then gets in the top turnbuckle and clothesline Cena. Cena is down as Shamrock gets up and vultures Cena around. Cena is up and Shamrock does a UFC takedown and puts its in an Ankle Lock and Cena is starting to retreat but Orton does a dropkick on Shamrock's head. Cena and Orton roll outside of the ring as Orton carries Cena but Shamrock Irish whips himself and does a splash from the inside to outside of the ring to Orton and Cena. Shamrock, easily, gets up and picks up Orton and powerslams him to the concrete. Shamrock then picks up Cena and Irish whips him to the steel pole, knocking out Cena. Shamrock gets back in the ring, doing his taunts to the crowd, getting massive pops.)
JR: The crowd is live and pumped but we need to take a commercial break when we come back from the Rose Garden at Portland, Oregon, live on UWEF Horizon!
(We're back as Cena, bleeding, is putting a headlock on Shamrock. Shamrock gets up easily and does a Side Backdrop. Shamrock and Cena are both down as Orton extends his hand to Cena. Shamrock gets up as Cena tags Orton and Orton gets in and runs to Shamrock and does a powerful clothesline. Shamrock is still down as Orton picks him up and Irish whips him to do a jumping clothesline. Orton chokes Shamrock and releases at 4. Orton chokes him again and he realeases a 4, again. Orton gets up to do his signature pose, getting heat and does a quick legdrop on Shamrock. Orton picks up Shamrock and does a Suplex at a high elevation. Shamrock rolls outside as Orton smiles. Orton then goes on the top turnbuckle and does a Crossbody Splash on Shamrock to the outside. Orton then picks up Shamrock and rolls him back in the ring. Orton goes on the edge of the ring and does a Bouncing Legdrop from the ropes to Shamrock. JR comments that this was supose to be Shelton and Shamrock vs. Ortona and Cena but Shelton couldn't control his actions and was suspended from the match and arena. Orton then puts Shamrock on a Figure Four hold and locks it in, getting "Whooooooo" chants. Shamrock is aching in pain. Shamrock tries to hold it in but, without the ref looking and checking on Shamrock, Orton holds Cena's hand and makes the pain worse. The ref sees it and kicks it out. Shamrock, finally, breaks the hold and grabs the ropes. Orton is mad and Orton, easily, does a Flying Elbow Drop on Shamrock's back. Orton then positions for an RKO and waits for Shamrock to get up. Shamrock gets up and Orton gets set for an RKO but Shamrock reverses it and Irish whips Orton to do a painful straight Belly to Belly Suplex. Shamrock and Orton are both down as the crowd chants "Shamrock". The ref sees them down for at least 10 seconds and starts the countdown. 1..........2..........3..........4..........5..........6..........7..........Shamrock and Orton slowly get up..........8.........9......they both get up, cancelling the countdown. Orton gets a punch, then Shamrock punches, the Orton punches, then Shamrock punches and keeps punching him to get the advantage. Shamrock Irish whips Orton and does a Samoan Slam. 1, 2. Cena interupts it with a hit to the back. Shamrock gets up and tackles Cena with some UFC punches. Shamrock then sees them both down and yells as the crowd knows it's time. Shamrock gets up Orton and puts him in a Belly to Belly Slam but Orton reverses it with a quick RKO! Orton then goes outside and grabs a chair but before he gets in the ring, Shelton from the crowd jumps from the rail to Orton with a splash. Security start rushing in and grab Shelton and handcuff him, getting heel heat! Orton from behind, attacks Shelton but Shelton kicks Orton in the lower part and does a dropkick to Orton, still handcuffed, making Orton get KO'd by the steel steps. Shelton leaves as the crowd give him a standing ovation. Over in the ring, Cena does a FU, his better one, on Shamrock. Cena grins evilly, knowing it's over. Cena picks up Shamrock for another FU but Shamrock reverses it and attacks his right ankle and puts the Ankle Lock on him. Cena tries not to tap but withing two minutes, Cena is tapping! The crowd is estatic as Shamrock gets the win. The bell then rings and Shamrock's music is played.)
Finkel: The winner of this match, Ken Shamrock!
(From behind, Kurt Angle attacks Shamrock and does a German Suplex as Shamrock is down, exhausted. Angle, fresh, picks up Shamrock and does three straight German Suplexes on Shamrock. Angle then takes down his straps and puts the Ankle Lock on Shamrock but Shamrock is down, not affected by it but looks like if he passed out. Angle puts it more tighter as security and road agents pull Angle back from Shamrock. Cena walks away from the ring and to the ramp as Angle looks at Cena, saying that Cena is next. Cena is scared and runs away to the back. We then pan backstage to Maria with Batista.)
Maria: Um, Batista, um, Triple H is the UWEF Champion, Randy Orton is the #1 Contender for the Ironman Championship belt, and Ric Flair is a legend. I don't want to make you mad, but when will you make your impact?
Batista: I am sick and tired of hearing that. HHH is the champ, Orton is the future, and Ric is the legend. You want to see impact! Well, I will make an impact whenever the hell I'm ready or I might start with you!
(He makes some angry faces at Maria and Batista leaves with Maria frightened. We then pan to Heymen's office, reading the recent UWEF Magazine issue untill a staff member rushes down.)
Staff member: Mr. Heymen, sir! Something just went down backstage! You gotta come down!
Heymen: Well, let's go! Come on!
(The member and Heymen run all the way to the scene with HBK lying on the floor, unconsious and in a pool of blood. Referees, EMTs, and road agents gather around the KO'd bloody HBK.)
Heymen: What happened!!!! Why is he like this!
EMT #1: Looks like he got attacked by someone but the point is that, HBK cannot compete tonight!
(The crowd are giving heat for that as Heymen is angry untill he bends down to grab some Bret Hart glasses and Heymen is really P.O'd and starts to walk down the Candaian Connection locker as we fade to black.)
(We fade to the Canadian Connectio locker with edge, Christian, Storm, and Bret talking untill Heymen barges in.)
Heymen: very clever, Bret. Destroying HBk to make it a handicap match, huh? Taking him out to defeat Jericho and Benoit, huh? Well, guess what, your expecting a handicap match, right?
Bret: Listen, Mr. ECW, I did not take out HBK. If I did, I would have done it like a man.
(Heymen pulls out his glasses he found at the scene and Bret is shocked)
Heymen: Like a man, huh? Well, guess what. Your Canadian "band" will be banned from ringside as well. Now, get ready you three because your match is next!
(Heymen leaves as Bret and the CC are in shock.)
JR: Wow! The Canadian Connection are banned for this match. I can't believe that Bret would stoop that low. Why?
King: But it wasn't him. What if he was framed?
JR: Oh, stop it. You damn well know Bret did that to HBK!
(Chris Jericho's song plays and Jericho and Benoit come out and do some poses on the ramp, getting massive pops. They high five some fans while walking down to the ring.)
Finkel: This match is for one fall and is a handicap match! Introducing first, they are the team of Chris Jericho and Chris Benoit!
JR: Well, ladies and gentlemen, it's time for our main event. It's the Canadian Connection vs. Chris Jericho and Chris Benoit, live, next on UWEF Horizon
(We fade in to the ring with the Canadian Connection already to the ring with Bret Hart's music playing. The crowd are booing as we get set for action and the bell rings.)
MAIN EVENT: The Canadian Connection vs. Chris Benoit and Chris Jericho
(Christian and Jericho start first and Christian slaps Jericho but Jericho with a hard punch back to Christian. Christian gets tackled down as Jericho tries to do strong swing punches. Jericho waits for Christian as he gets up and Jericho does a running bulldog. Jericho picks up Christian and does a hurricarana on Christian. Jericho covers Christian. 1, 2. Christian kics out from it, easily. Jericho then tags Benoit, getting massive pops. Benoit starts stomping on Christian, violently. Benoit picks up Christian and puts up violent chops on Christian's chest untill it's burnt red. Christian aches and tags Lance. Lance gets in and tries a clothesline but Benoit ducks and nails Lance with a straight German Suplex. Benoit covers Lance. 1, 2. Lance kicks out. Benoit picks up Lance and does a Snap Suplex on him. Benoit, enraged, cheap shots Bret from the edge of the ring to the outside. Benoit tags Jericho and they both Irish whip Lance and do a Double Forklift. Benoit goes to the apron while Jericho does some Hammer punches on Lance's back. Jericho picks up Lance and does a Facebuster Suplex on Lance. Jericho Irish whips himself but Bret grabs his leg and Jericho escapes. Jericho does a Baseball Slide on Bret's face, taking him down. Lance from behind does a cheap shot on Jericho's back and Lance does a Snap DDT. Lance then climbs to the top turnbuckle and waits for Jericho to get up and does a Spinning Wheel Kick on Jericho. Lance covers over Jericho. 1, 2. Jericho kicks out. Lance tags Bret, getting some massive pops. Bret stomps on Jericho's guts, rapidly, and stops to Irish whip himself to do a knee rush on Jericho's face. Bret then picks up Jericho and Irish whips him to Benoit, making him hit his head to the announcer's table's edge and Jericho gets dropkicksed all the way outside. Bret taunts the crowd. Bret then waits for Jericho and Bret does a Suicide Dive on Jericho's guts. Lance and Christian rush outside to gang up on Jericho and Benoit and the referee backs up the Canadian Connection from Jericho and Benoit as the crowd are booing.)
JR: Ladies and gentlemen, we need to take our final commercial break. We'll be back after this!
(We're back and Jericho tries a clothesline but Lance with a quick Reversal STO on him. Lance then does some elbow drops and covers Jericho. 1, 2. Jericho kicks out. Lance then tags Bret and Bret gets in the ring and picks up Jericho and slap him and does a Sidewalk Slam. Bret then puts Jericho on a massive headlock, getting mixed reactions. Bret gets him on a headlock as Jericho tries to hang it in but Bret has it locked. Jericho is trying to put his leg on the rope but it's about five inches far. Jericho is starting to faint and the referee realizes it. Y2J chants are coming as the referee is starting to tell Jericho if he wants to continue but Jericho does not respond. The crowd and Chris Benoit are clapping and stomping for Jericho. The referee raises his hand and it goes down for one. The crowd get a bit quiet. The referee raises Jericho's hand again and it goes down for two. The crowd lose faith and the cheering and stomping are done. Bret and the Canadian Connection are smiling. Chris Benoit is still motivating Chris Jericho to rise up. The referee raises Jericho's hand and Jericho rises it up halfway and the crowd are cheering. Jericho gets up and does some elbow shots on Bret but Bret with a knee lift on the face. Bret Irish whips Jericho but Jericho with a Spinning Wheel Kick. They are both down and Benoit extends his hand and Lance and Christian do the same thing. The crowd stomp and clap for Jericho as Jericho crawls to Benoit. Bret tags in Lance and Lance comes in and drags Jericho to the center as Jericho gets up and does a Standing Enzurguri on Lance. Jericho is still crawling but Bret drags Jericho and Jericho tries an Enzurguri but Bret ducks but Jericho does the Enzuguri back. Jericho then gets up and knocks down Christian. Jericho runs to Benoit and jumps to tag him and the crowd is estatic on it. Benoit gets in and punches Lance, then Bret, then Christian, then Lance, then Bret, then Christian again. Benoit Forklifts Bret. He Forklifts Lance. He Forklifts Christian. Benoit picks up Christian and Irish whips him and throws him out of the ring. Benoit then picks up Lance and Irish whips him to do a clothesline but Lance ducks and stands there and does a Superkick on Benoit, getting heel heat. Jericho, from behind, does his running bulldog on Lance. Jericho then goes for his Lionsault but Bret from behind with a Backdrop. Bret then gets ready to put the Sharpshooter on him but the crowd are exploding with pops as HBK comes out from the entrance, all bandaged up and he limps his way to the ring. Bret see HBK and goes outside of the ring and they both start fighting as HBK tackles down Bret, weakly but Bret fights back. Referees and the ring referee try to break it up, meaning the referee is distracted by the brawl. Jericho is up and he takes down Lance and puts on the Wall of Jericho on Lance and in forty-five seconds, Lance taps out but the referee is distracted by the HBK/Bret brawl, that is being taken in the crowd now as they are still trying to break them out. Then the boos come in as HHH sneaks from under the ring and has a sledgehammer with him. HHH goes in the ring and he swings the hammer on Jericho's back. HHH then picks up Jericho and does a Pedigree on Jericho. The referee realizes the match and runs back down. HHH grabs Lance and makes him cover over Jericho as the ref is back in the ring, counting. 1, 2, 3! The crowd massively boo at Lance and the CC and Lance's song plays as we pan to HHH smiling from the crowd. The bell rings.)
JR: What the hell! Damn it, Triple H!
King: Triple H can do whatever he wants because he is the champ and that damn good!
Finkel: The winner of this match, the Canadian Connection!
JR: Disgusting. Wait a minute, I'm getting something from backstage. Let's take you there!
(We pan to HBK and Bret still brawling as HBK Irish whips Bret to a window and it breaks. HBK then takes Bret but Bret with some elbow punches to the gut and Bret throws HBK to a door. HBK takes down Bret down and they keep brawling as security hold them back and Heymen comes in, pissed!)
Heymen(yelling): That's it! You want Bret, HBK? Bret, you want HBK? Well, then, guess what? Next time on UWEF Horizon, in the Key Arena at Seattle, Washinton, after eight years, it all begins again! It will be the "HeartBreak Kid" Shawn Micheals vs............ Bret "The Hitman" Hart!!!!!!!!!
(Bret and HBK smile as we can hear the crowd goes explosive! HBK breaks free and tackles down Bret, getting more explosive pops. The security try to break them free, but they are really brawling. The UWEF logo with credits appear in the left bottom corner and we fade to black in five seconds)
Last edited by BIG E WINNING : 04-18-2005 at 01:30 AM.