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Thta's it you guys. here' what I'll do. I am gonna post GLOBAL WARMING, right now! Then on Friday/Saturday, I will post Horizon after the PPV. I'm bored and tired of waiting and I'll just post this PPV. HERE WE GO!
(The UWEF intro plays and we fade to a volcano, calming rumbling and we fade to HHH doing his apron pose in red color with the UWEF Heavyweight title. We then fade to a glacier, quietly flowing and then we fade to HBK doing his ramp pose with pyros in blue color. We hear those children from the Undertaker promos speak.)
Children: Some say the world will end in fire.....
(We see Triple H Pedigree Chris Jericho and posing with his belt on top of Jericho)
HHH: There will be no do overs, there will be no assistance, there will be NO HESITATION!
Children:...........Some say in ice........
(We see Jericho do a Pedigree on HHH and nail HHH with a chair)
Jericho: I won't back down, I will not quit, I will not surrender!
Children:............From what I've tasted of desire.......
(HBK doing his Sweet Chin Music on Bret and fading to a Sweet Chin Music to Lance Storm)
HBK: You know, Lance. I could walk away, but me kicking your ass is much better!
Children:...........I hold with those who favour fire...........
(Lance Storm superkicking HBK out cold and Lance doing a Boston Crab on HBK)
Lance: In my eyes, HBK is nothing more than a loser.
Children:...............But if it had to perish twice................
(Shelton Benjamin Stinger Splashes Orton and we fade to Orton RKOing Shelton)
Orton: Shelton, the light.........is getting more bright for you.
Children:..................I think I know enough of hate.............
(We see the Volcano, from earlier, start to erupt and it explodes)
Children:................To say that for destruction ice.......
(We then see the glacier violently break down and it makes a very high big wave.)
Children:.............................Is also great and would suffice!
(The song "Big Time" fades in and we see each fued that has been built to a match tonight in it's climaxed points. As we reach to the end of the song, we fade in to Heymen that stands in a center of a dark arena.)
Heymen: Tonight, champions will be made, careers will either be made or demolished, and fueds will end here. Get ready, St. Louis, Missouri, it's time for a Global Warming!
(We fade out and we fade into a hellish 3D city as the word "GLOBAL" comes in with a firery entrance and the word "WARMING" comes in by an ice block breaking. The PSP logo rushes in and the UWEF logo does as well.)
Narrator: And now, PSP and UWEF present, UWEF Global Warming!
(We pan in an arena with the entrance looking like this: a big titantron in a background with the same hellish city. The "GLOBAL" word is on the left with a firery fontlike style and the "WARMING" word is on the right in a ice fontlike style. The Globe is in the middle as a entrance for people to come out of. The pyros come out as we are jammed pack in the arena with 100,000 fans in attendence. We pan to signs like "HBK", "HHH: Hell Hearing Heel", "U Suck", "UWEF: The New WWE", "JLA", "WIWA", The Candian flag, and the American flag. Then we pan to the entrance.)
UWEF Global Warming
St. Louis, Missouri
JR: Welcome to UWEF GLOBAL WARMING! Tonight is a night where dreams can be made or crushed, where careers will be made or crushed, and where champions rise up.
King: You said it right, JR. Tonight, we have some pretty wicked matches.
(We pan to the Hell in a Cell that is on the roof)
JR: Speaking of wicked, you see the Hell in the Cell match that will be one of the matches in the Three Stages of Hell match between Chris Jericho and Triple H, for the UWEF Heavyweight title. I can't wait!
(We hear Chris Benoit's music as the crowd roars for him and he has a bandage wrapped around on his waist from Batista last time. He walks down the ring.)
JR: He is the Rabid Wolverine that will make his impact.
King: JR, when has the impact happen? Huh? Never! Benoit thinks he is for real but he's fake.
Finkel: This bout is for one fall and is a Tables Match for a #1 Contender's spot for the UWEF International Championship. Introducing first, he is the Rabid Wolverine, Chris Benoit!
JR: Benoit has been wrapped with a bandage on his waist after that brutal assault from Batista last time on UWEF Horizon.
King: A lesson he should have learned. I guess Benoit will have to learn the hard way from Batista!
(Benoit does his ring taunts, getting massive pops. His song fades and Batista's song plays and he comes out to normal heat and he poses on the ramp.)
King: You talk about impact? This is a man who will make an impact. The Animal, Batista!
JR: He does have a lot of abilities, I'll admit that. Folks, the rules are you must put your opponent through the table three times to win the match and get the Number 1 Contender Spot for the UWEF International Championship!
Finkel: Coming to the ring, from Evolution, he is the Animal, Batista!
(The crowd boo a lot as Batista doesn't care and he looks down at the tables surrounding the ring.)
MATCH ONE: Batista vs. Chris Benoit in a Tables Match
(Benoit and Batista circle around and they start to grapple. Batista with the advantage as he pushes Benoit to a turnbuckle corner and lets go. He then does a Knee Lift on Benoit in the corner. Batista then does some mid kick stomps on Benoit untill Benoit holds his leg and does a chop to Batista. Benoit with more violent chops to Batista, getting "Whooooo" chants. Benoit then does a stomp and punch and Irish whips Batista but Batista reverses it and does a Powerslam. Batista yells, as the crowd boo huge. Batista then picks up Benoit and does a Suplex to him. Benoit's waist aches a lot as Batista does a Standing Knee Drop to Benoit's waist. Benoit rolls out of the ring as Batista follows Benoit. Batista then picks up Benoit in a Snake Eyes position and heads for the steel pole but Benoit escapes and Batista hits himself to the pole. Benoit then does a Backdrop to Batista on the concrete. Benoit sees the first table and he rolls it in the ring. Benoit picks up Batista but Batista with a Knee Lift and Batista rolls Benoit in the ring. Batista gets in the ring and he taunts Benoit, getting some heel heat. Batista then sets up the table for Benoit. Benoit gets up and turns around for Batista to try a Suplex on Benoit to the table but Benoit reverses it to a flip and stands on the table. Benoit then does a bulldog to Batista. Benoit sees the table. Benoit picks up Batista and Irish whips him but Batista reverses it and Batista does a high elevated Forklift to Benoit on the table as the crowd pops for that. Batista leads the match 1-0. Batista smiles as Benoit is hurting and his waist aches even more. Batista then picks up Benoit and does a Spinebuster. Benoit is rolling around as Batista uses his boot and chokes Benoit on the neck and releases it on four. Batista picks up Benoit and does an Irish whip to Benoit and follows Benoit to do a clothesline, that makes Benoit go outside. Batista gets out of the ring and picks up Benoit but Benoit does a weak punch to Batista's gut and more punches, getting harder by the minute. Benoit then takes Batista's head and smashes it to the rail as Batista tries to get up from it. Benoit then Suplexes Batista on the ramp, making Batista hurt as he puts his right hand on his back. Batista then crawls all the way to the entrance but Benoit with a Hammer Shot. Benoit picks up Batista by the head and he takes him to the edge where the tables on the "WARMING" side are placed. Benoit then does a DDT, first of all to make sure Batista can't counter anything. Batista is down as Benoit does an Elbow Drop, and another, and another, and another, AND ANOTHER! Benoit then picks up Batista and tries to toss Batista to the tables but Batista with a Knee Lift and he takes Benoit and smahses his head on the "WARMING" sign as Benoit is down. Batista then picks up Benoit and does a Suplex on the ramp. Batista taunts the crowd, getting heat and some "Who are you?" chants. Batista is enraged and when Benoit gets up. Batista does a big boot to Chris Benoit, knocking him flat out. Batista then does the "Thumbs Down" taunt, getting some heel heat. He looks at the edge where the table is. Batista picks up Benoit and is about to Batista Bomb Benoit on the table put Benoit with some punches on Batista and then a Hurricarana by Benoit to Batista on the table, wowing the crowd and getting some normal "Holy $#!+" chants. The score is now tied by 1-1! Benoit and Batista are down but Chris Benoit gets up a bit. The crowd are chanting "Benoit" as Benoit is starting to move. Benoit gets up a bit and stomps on Batista's chest and then does an Elbow Drop. Benoit then picks up Batista and takes him backstage and he slams Batista's head to a window, getting some "This is Awesome" chants. Batista is covered with glass and is bleeding a little bit on the back. Benoit gets in the room and he punches down Batista till Batista is down. Benoit then picks up Batista and Benoit does a Snap Suplex to Batista on the concrete. Benoit and Batista are down for a while. Benoit starts to get up but is a bit weak. Benoit tries to pick up Batista but Batista with an Elbow shot to the gut. Batista holds Benoit's head and they come out of the backstage ring and go back to the entrance, getting boos from the crowd. Batista then stops and does a Spinebuster on Benoit on the Ramp. The crowd is shocked as Benoit holds his head, selling the Spinebuster. Batista taunts over Benoit, getting huge heat. Batista then picks up Benoit and throws him on the ramp as Benoit rolls down. Batista walks to Benoit and he takes Benoit's head and rolls him back to the ring. Batista then goes back to the ring and does an Elbow Drop on Benoit. Batista then gets a table and is about to go back but Benoit Basebal Slides Batista with the table. Benoit rolls outside and grabs the table from Batista and puts it in the ring. As Batista is down, Benoit sets up the table in the ring. Batista comes back up as Benoit Irish whips Batista and goes for a clothesline, but Batista ducks and does a Spinebuster on Benoit in the table, getting "Batista" chants. The score is now 2-1 with Batista leading. Batista smiles as he knows that it is time for a Batista Bomb. Batista picks up the weakly, knocked-out Rabid Wolverine and sets him in the position. Batista lifts him up but Benoit with some punches and when Batista was weak, Benoit did a Hurricarana. "Benoit" chants from the crowd are coming as Benoit does some stomps on Batista. Benoit then goes outside of the ring and goes under the ring to find a Kendo Stick. Benoit rolls back to the ring and hits Batista with it on the back several times. Benoit then goes behind Batista and does a Sleeper Hold to Batista as Batista tries to get up and he does but Benoit is still locked with the move. Batista gets weak for thirty seconds untill Batista grabs Benoit's head and takes him down. Batista then waits for Benoit and does a clothesline on Benoit, laying Benoit flat out. Batista then does an Elbow Drop and then he did a Legdrop. Batista then picks up Benoit and Irish Whips him and goes for a clothesline, but Benoit ducks and then he does some massive chops untill Batista's chest is red. Benoit then does a Dropkick, making Batista stumble. Batista gets up and tries a clothesline but Benoit has him in the Crossface and Batista is down and Benoit has it locked. Batista rolls over the submission but Benoit has it locked and Batista is now further from the ropes. Batista, after forty seconds, taps out but this is a Tables Match so Benoit releases the hold. Benoit then clotheslines Batista out of the ring. Benoit goes outside and he Irish whips Batista in the steel pole, knocking him down. Benoit then goes for the table in the right side of the ring and brings it with him and places it on where the Announcer's Table was. Benoit then sets it up and picks up Batista. Benoit smashes Batista's head on the table a few times and then rolls Batista on the table. Benoit then does hi "Throat Slash" taunt and goes back to the ring. He climbs on the top turnbuckle as the crowd are stunned and know what he is about to do. Chris Benoit takes a breather and does his throat slashing taunt and he jumps of the top turnbuckle and goes for the Headbutt but, as to many surprises, Batista rolls off the table and Benoit hits his head on the table and breaks the table. The bell rings and Batista's music plays, getting major heat. Batista has won the match!)
Finkel: The winner of this match and the #1 Contender for the UWEF International Championship, Batista!
JR: Spectacular performance from both men as I think Benoit needs help as he is down.
King: That's not the only help he needs. Benoit now knows the poer of Batista. Batista is the Animal and now has made an Impact!
JR: For once, after seeing that match, can't you just give Benoit some credit?
King(sarcastic): Benoit did a great job and Batista better watch out. (end sarcasim) Happy now?
JR: I guess that was a bit better. Batista is the #1 Contender for the UWEF International Championship and Evolution off to a great start!
(We pan backstage to Maria with Kurt Angle)
Maria: Kurt Angle, tonight, you have a chance to become the UWEF International Champion but with Shamrock and Cena in the match, do you think you have a chance?
Angle: Have a chance? I have a better chance of winning this match than the Rams ever winning the Super Bowl again. (Massive heat from the background) See, Shamrock thinks he made the Ankle Lock and he was right but guess what? I perfected it and made it more recognizable than Shamrock ever did. (Massive booing) He thinks just because he is from the UFC or the Ultamite FIghting Chumps..........("U Suck" chants)..........he thinks he is the best around here. Guess what? He's not. I AM! (More booing) As for Emenem, he needs to think twice before double crossing Kurt Angle. Cena, you may have blind sighted me on Horizon last time but tonight, get use to hearing " Kurt Angle, the new UWEF International Champion! "
Maria: Also, After the Tables Match, Batista is the #1 Contender for the UWEF International Championship. Are you worried that Batista will make an impact on you if you win tonight?
Angle: Batista? That guy? Who's he?
Maria: The guy who won the-
Angle: I KNOW WHO HE IS! Batista, in my eyes, is nothing more than a stepping stone for me. I bet I would make him tap out right now if he was in the match. I have fought The Undertaker.......(massive pops)........the Rock........(more massive pops).........Triple H..........(Massive heat).........Stone Cold Steve Austin........(Even more massive pops).......hell, even the Big Show. (normal pops) So saying that Batista is a threat is a joke. Dave Batista, look at me. If you ever try to fight me and destroy my glory, be prepared to TAP...........OUT!
(Kurt Angle leaves as we pan to Batista walking backstage and heading to the Evolution locker room. Triple H, Randy Orton, and Ric Flair are talking till they see Batista. The crowd give heat for Evolution)
HHH: Dave! Nice job destroying Benoit. That is what I'm talking about. See, now he is the number one contender for the UWEF International title!
Orton: Evolution is gonna dominate. Batista, the number one contender for the UWEF International title. Tonight, I'm gonna make an impact as well as I destroy Shelton Benjamin and take back my UWEF Ironman title and then we have an advantage.
HHH: Exactly. Then when I meet Y2J in that Three Stages of Hell match and retain my title, Evolution will be a dominant force and will make UWEF ours just like it was in the WWE!
Flair: That's right. Because picture Evolution. Batista, the Animal and UWEF International Champion. Randy Orton, the Legend Killer and UWEF Ironman Champion. Triple H, the Game and UWEF Heavyweight Champion. Ric Flair, the Nature Booooooooooyyyyyyyyy.......(Crowd goes "Whoooooo")................WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Tonight, Evolution is the Solution, baby!
(They all cheer and then shake hands with Batista as we pan back to JR and the King)
JR: Well, can Evolution actually take over UWEF and all it's glory?
King: JR, trust me. Evolution by this year will hold all the gold and it'll start tonight. Evolution is the Soultion!
(Eugene has new music and it appears to be a Remixed version of the ECW song. Eugene comes out with new gear: a blue tanktop with a yellow star in the center and is wearing blue X-Pac tights with the yellow star on both sides. He acts way cocky and just disses the crowd, getting some major heat.)
JR: I don't know what has happened to him, but Eugene has lost all creditbility from the fans who use to love him.
King: It was about time. I can't blame him trying not to be retarted and be a normal guy.
Finkel: The following match is for one fall. Introducing first, he is Nick Dinsmore!
JR: Apparently, Eugene dropped his name to Nick Dinsmore and he feels confident. Well, let's show you from two weeks ago........
(We go to the TitanTron and we are shown what happened. Hassan and Dupree Irish whips Regal together but Regal ducks and nails a clothesline on both of them. As Tagiri tries to get up, Nick (Eugene) comes running down the entrance and without the ref seeing, beats up Tagiri and throws his skull on the steel steps. Eugene then does a catapull on Tagiri to the steel pole, knocking out Eugene. Regal sees this and goes outside and starts to punch Eugene and takes him and Irish whips him to the steel steps. Regal then does a powerslam to Eugene on the floor. Regal gets back in the ring but Hassan with a lowblow, without the ref looking, then does a quick STO. Dupree picks up Regal and gets a solo version of Au Revouir and nails it on regal. The ref starts to pin as Dupree coveres Regal. Tagiri tries to crawl. 1, 2, 3. Too late as Tagiri was two inches away to inerfer on the pin. Hassan and Dupree, the Axis Powers, are the new UWEF Tag Team Champions as Regal is knocked out and Tagiri is tired.)
King: Obviously Eugene wants Retribution from all those times Regal was never there for Eug- Nick.
(William Regal's heel song plays and he gets a light pop from the crowd as he is mad as hell and runs down to the ring but Nick stomps on Regal as the bell rings.)
MATCH TWO: William Regal vs. Eugene
(Eugene starts stomping Regal and picks up Regal to do some chops untill Regal reverses back and does some lefts and rights on Eugene and then a left kick to the gut and does a Double Arm DDT, making Eugene roll out of the ring and get some space, getting some heat. Regal goes to the outside and he tackles Eugene to the rails, making Eugene ache from the back. Regal then does some right punches on Eugene and then he picks him up, doing an Irish Whip on the steel steps. Regal picks up Eugene up and rolls him in the ring. Regal goes inside the ring and stomps on Eugene violently, getting normal pops from the crowd. William Regal then pins Eugene. 1=====2====. Eugene kicks out. Regal then does an Knee Drop on Eugene's head and goes for another pin. 1=====2==. Eugene kicks out again as Regal is shocked. He picks up Eugene and Irish Whips him for a clothesline, but Eugene ducks and does a neckbreaker on Regal from behind. Eugene then does some legdrops. Eugene taunts the crowd, getting huge heat. Eugene does a Jumping Knee Drop on Regal's face as Regal covers his face. Eugene then goes on the top turnbuckle and waits for William Regal to get up. Regal gets up and Eugene does a Body Splash and covers Regal. 1=====2=. Regal kicks out as Eugene is angry. Eugene then Irish Whips his mentor and gets a Powerslam to Regal. Eugene then does the "Hogan Ear" taunt, getting massive heat. Eugene picks up Regal and slaps him hard on the face. Eugene then gets Regal in a Backdrop position and does it very hard on Regal. Eugene then smiles very evilly and goes to the top turnbuckle and does a Frogsplash, getting light pops. Eugene covers Regal. 1====2==. Regal kicks out. Eugene then does a Standing Kenn Drop on Regal's gut. Eugene then goes on the top rope getting ready for a moonsault but Regal pushes Eugene outside and Eugene hits his head on the rail outside. William Regal takes some breaths and then goes outside of the ring and grabs Eugene and smashes his head on the steel steps. William Regal then rolls Eugene in the ring as Regal then has his brass knuckles in place while the ref wasn't looking. Regal then goes inside the ring and swings Eugene with the Power of the Punch but Eugene ducks and does an Atmoic Drop on Regal and Regal holds his lower part and Eugene does a Stone Cold Stunner, getting huge pops. Eugene then covers Regal as the referee starts to count. 1=====2====. Regal with a shoulder up, getting normal pops as Eugene is angry and dissapointed with the result. Eugene then picks up Regal and gets ready for a Rock Bottom but Regal does an STO on Eugene with the crowd excited on it. Regal then covers Eugene. 1=====2====. Eugene puts his leg on the rope. Regal is shocked and the crowd is dissapointed. Regal picks up Eugene to do another STO but Eugene punches Regal's sides and Irish whips Regal and does a Flapjack. Eugene then throws Regal outside again and goes outside with him. Regal then gets up but Eugene with some punches to Regal and then smashes Regal's head numerous times on the steel steps and won't stop untill the crowd majorly cheers as Tagiri comes out and since they are outside, nobody can get disqualified. Tagiri comes in and does some punches to Eugene and a strong mid kick on Eugene's stomach. Tagiri then dropkicks Eugene, making him hit his back on the steel steps. Tagiri then gets ready for a Green Mist as Eugene is up and Tagiri does the Green Mist but Eugene ducks and Tagiri accidently does the Green Mist on Regal as Tagiri knows his mistake and checks on Regal but Eugene, from behind, throws Tagiri's body on the steel steps and then Eugene picks up regal and rolls him back to the ring. Eugene gets in the ring and does a Legdrop. Eugene gets up and picks up Regal and does a devistating Rock Bottom, getting mixed reactions. Eugene then gets ready for a People's Elbow but then does an arm version of the middle finger to the crowd, getting massive heat, and does a regular Elbow Drop. Eugene smiles, signaling the end. Eugene then picks up Regal and gives him the middle finger and does another Stone Cold Stunner. Eugene then does a "Hogan Muscle" pose, getting huge heat. Eugene then goes on the top turnbuckle and does a high elevated Frog Splash. Eugene then covers Regal as the referee starts to count. 1=====2=====3! The crowd hate Eugene massively and Eugene's new song plays, getting some massive heat and the bell rings.)
Finkel: The winner of this match, Eugene AKA Nick Dinsmore!
JR: This man is a man who has no dignity and respect to another man who taught him how to wrestle.
King: Looks like the young lion defeated the old lion. Eugene is the man who gets the job done.
(We see the match ending again on the TitanTron.)
JR: Well, Eugene is very lucky to escape this match. Tagiri accidently gave Regal the Green Mist and that cost Regal the match.
King: Doesn't matter how Eugene won, he won!
(We see Shelton Benjamin doing his signature pose behind a picture of the Arc of Missouri)
JR: Ladies and gentlemen, in just a few minutes, the UWEF Ironman Champion, Shelton Benjamin.......
(We see Randy Orton doing his signature pose behind a picture of the Arc of Missouri)
JR:............will face the proclaimed "Legend Killer" Randy Orton.
(Shelton gets a big pop and Orton gets massive pops since it is his hometown. We see Shelton doing these poses on the left side: his ramp pose, an Exploder, and the turnbuckle pose. Then it loops in that order. On the right side, we see these Randy Orton poses: His his signature pose, his ramp pose, and his RKO. Then it loops in that order. In the middle center, the VS. text spins around slowly, counter-clockwise. The far background is that picture of the Arc in Missouri. On the bottom center, it says, "Shelton Benjamin vs. Randy Orton : UWEF Ironman Championship". On the top left corner, the PSP logo is on there. On the top right corner, the UWEF logo is on there.)
JR: These two have not liked each other ever since we started UWEF. Randy proclaims that he can defeat Shelton for Evolution. Let's take you back to how it all started.
(We pan to Randy Orton in his rookie stage and fighting various wrestlers as we hear the WWE Promo Production Song from the background they used for a Austin/Hall promo at Wrestlemania 18.)
ORTON: I look back and said that I was a ordinary wrestler at my rookie stage when I was in the WWE. People judged me and said that 'Orton will never make it', 'You will never become like your grandfather and father', 'you will always be a jobber'.
(We fade to see Randy Orton doing that devastating turnbuckle DDT on RVD five times in different angles)
ORTON: My dreams became a reality. I was a seven, seven, SEVEN TIME WWE Intercontinental champion!
(We then fade back at SummerSlam last year with Randy Orton doing the RKO on Benoit five times in different angles)
ORTON: I was the youngest, YOUNGEST World Heavyweight champion!!!
(We see Orton do these RKO's on these superstars in order: Foley, Rock, Austin, Benoit, Taker, Jake Roberts, HHH, Flair, HBK)
ORTON: I killed, Foley, Rock, Austin, Benoit, Taker, Jake Roberts, HHH, Flair, HBK, you name them, I killed them!
(We fade back to the first UWEF Horizon show. Orton is about to do the RKO on Heymen for not just giving him the UWEF Ironman Championship but Shelton Benjamin comes out and fights Orton as Heymen runs back to the backstage area. Shelton with massive chops. He Irish whips him for his Special Exploder but Orton pulls out and goes to the ramp as Shelton taunts him for more action. Randy Orton is pissed and says I'll be back.)
SHELTON: Orton, you think your the legend killer? Well, come May 7th, the Legend Killer will be killed!
(We pan back to the Fatal Four Way for that UWEF Ironman title. Orton tries to get up but then he turns around and Shelton does a thunderous Exploder. Shelton pins Orton. 1, 2, 3! The crowd is up with a standing ovation for shelton! Shelton is happy and eye bulging as he has won the title and celebrates with it! Orton gets up and sees Benjamin leave with the title and walks up the ramp. Orton is pissed. When Simon Dean got up, Orton just randomly does an RKO on Simon Dean five times in different angles.)
ORTON: Shelton, it only takes one RKO to KO your ass and when I do at Global Warming, you will feel the power of the Legend Killer.
(We fade back to Orton vs. Edge at Horizon. Orton, bleeding seriously, gets up, but Shelton, bleeding seriously, comes back in the ring and does the Exploder on the ring bell four times in different angles.)
SHELTON: At Global Warming, nothing will be stopping me!
(From the same match, Orton turns around and Shelton puts him in Exploder mode but Orton does a reverese and nails an RKO on Shelton.)
ORTON: Shelton, the light.........is getting more bright for you.
(We then pan to Orton doing his signature pose and then fade to Shelton holding the title.)
[END FLASHBACK PROMO]
(We pan back to the arena as Shelton's song plays and gets a huge pop. Shelton is wearing his WGTT gear. Shelton holds the title in delight.)
JR: We are ready for the UWEF Ironman Championship match as the Champion comes out with a great ovation
King: Sorry, Shelton, but something will be stopping you and his name is Randy Orton!
Finkel: This match is for one fall and is for the UWEF Ironman Championship. Introducing first, the champion, Shelton Bejamin!
JR: This kid has a lot of heart and deserves to be the Ironman Champion.
King: Tell me something, JR! Has he been the youngest World Heavyweight champion, or been an IC champion for seven months, or even killed legends? No. But who has? Randy Orton and tonight, it will only take one RKO to take back his title.
JR: Well, that's what you think, King. We'll see who's right.
(Randy Orton's song plays and he comes out with major pops. He comes out with his blue rookie short tights. He does his signature pose on the ramp, getting "RKO" chants)
Finkel: And coming to the ring, St. Louis's own Legend Killer, Randy Orton!
King: Here that, JR? We're in Orton Country! The RKO chants are rising!
JR: Well, this man has talent, I'll admit that but it's just because it is his hometown but Orton has been disrespectful to the fans lately.
King: JR, stop making up stuff about the Hometown Hero before your ass is RKO'd!
(The crowd chant "RKO" as he walks down to the ring and smiles and poses on all four turnbuckles, getting more cheers. Shelton looks at him seriously as the referee takes his belt and holds it up high. The bell rings.)
MATCH THREE: Randy Orton vs. Shelton Benjamin for the UWEF Ironman Championship
(Before they start to grapple, the crowd is masively chanting "RKO" and we pan to numerous Randy Orton signs and Randy smiles evilly to Shelton. Randy then spits at Shelton, getting a mixed reaction. Shelton then slowly wipes it off and slaps Orton, getting light heat. Orton then rushes to Shelton for a tackle but Shelton with some lefts and rights on Orton and then does a Suplex on Orton. Shelton then picks up Orton and does a stiff right hand punch and another and another and another. Shelton then Irish Whips Orton but Orton uses the ropes and goes outside, getting light heat. Orton then rethinks about this untill Shelton bounces on the top rope and does a clothesline to Orton outside. Shelton and Orton are both down as the crowd chants "RKO" again for the third time. Shelton starts to get up and picks up Orton. Shelton then is about to smash Orton's head on the rail but Orton stos it and does a punch to Shelton's gut and Orton smashes Shelton's head on the rail. Shelton leans back on the rail untill Orton clotheslines Shelton to the crowd as the crowd pop massively for Orton. Orton then goes back in the ring as the ref counts down. 1=====2=====3=====4=====. Shelton leaves the crowd and tries to go back in. 6=====7=====. Shelton gets back in the ring but Orton stomps Shelton on the back and then he picks him up to do an uppercut, making Shelton go all the way back to the turnbuckle corner. Orton then does a Knee Lift multiple times on Shelton and then does a Mudhole Stomping on Shelton, getting some "Austin" chants goinng. Orton then runs back to the opposite corner of where Shelton is and tries to do a Clothesline but Shelton ducks, making Orton hit his body on the turnbuckle and Shelton does a rollup on Orton. 1=====. Orton kicks out easy. Shelton then waits for Orton to get up and Shelton does a Dropkick on Orton but Orton moves away. Orton then picks up Shelton and Irish whips him and follows Shelton to do a Clothesline, taking Shelton out of the ring. Orton then poses to the crowd, getting major pops. Orton then goes outside and picks up Shelton and smashes his head on the Spanish announcer's table. Orton then clears the table, getting massive pops. Orton then picks up Shelton but Shelton tackles Orton on the table's edge. Shelton then picks up Orton and rolls him in the Spanish table. Shelton feels pumped as the crowd are cheering. Shelton goes back to the ring. Shelton then Irish whips himself, jumps on the top rope and gets ready for a Senton Splash but Orton rolls out of the way, making Shelton sacrifice himself and he is knocked out. The crowd are chanting "Holy $#!+" and and then it fades to "RKO" chants as Orton gets up a bit. Orton sees Shelton knocked out as he smiles and knows that it is over. Orton picks up Shelton and takes him back to the ring. Orton then goes back to the ring and covers Shelton. 1=====2====. Shelton kicks out, getting mixed reactions but mostly cheers. Orton is shocked as he climbs to the top rope. Shelton, dizzy and weak, gets up and turns around as Orton does a Body Splash to Shelton and covers Shelton. 1=====2===. Shelton puts his leg on the rope. Orton is surprised again as he is ow getting angry. Orton does rapid stomps on Shelton and then poses, getting pops. Orton then vultures around Shelton, getting ready for an RKO. Shelton gets up and Orton goes for the RKO but Shelton picks him up and throws him outside, making Orton land on his back and Orton is aching. Shelton is aching and is trying to hold onto the ropes as he rolls out of the ring and he Irish Whips Orton to the Steel Pole! Orton then falls, face first, to the concrete. Orton is down and is starting to bleed. Shelton picks up the bloody Orton and rolls him back in the ring. Shelton, feeling more stronger but still a bit weak goes back inside of the ring. Shelton goes on the top turnbuckle and waits for Orton to get up. Orton gets up, weakily, and Shelton with a Flying Clothesline, getting normal pops and light heat. Shelton and Orton are down and the referee waits five seconds and then starts the countdown 1=====2=====3=====4=====5=====. Shelton and Orton start to move. 6=====7=====8=====. Shelton gets up as Orton tries to get up. 9=====. Orton is up now as Orton goes for a left punch and Shelton with a right punch. Orton with a left punch. Shelton with a right punch. Orton with a left but Shelton blocks and does a right. Orton with another left but blocked by Shelton and a right by Benjamin and then multiple punches to Orton. Shelton then Irish whips himself for a clothesline but Orton ducks and does a neckbreaker from behind. Orton, still bleeding, is now on his paranoid state like his match from RVD from 2003 and he gets ready for and RKO. Shelton gets up and Orton goes for the RKO but Shelton Irish Whips him and Shelton does the EXPLODER! The crowd give huge pops untill they turn into huge heat as Batista runs from the entrance and goes on the apron untill Shelton does an Enzurguri on Batista, taking him out. Ric Flair comes out with some huge pops as Flair goes in the ring but Shelton does a quick Exploder on Flair, making him roll out. Orton gets up as Shelton turns around. Shelton puts him in Exploder position and gets ready but Orton reverses it to an RKO! The crowd give huge pops for him as Orton and Benjamin are both down. Orton starts to move as Shelton is still not moving. Orton crawls and, eventually, covers Shelton's unmoving body. 1=====2====. Shelton rises his hand, getting explosive pops. Orton looks at Shelton and finds himself still bleeding. Orton tries to get up and does. He leans over the ropes as the crowd are cheering hugely and start to chant "RKO" again. Orton positions himself and gets ready to do another RKO. Shelton gets up, by the ropes giving him leverage. Orton then clotheslines Shelton down. Orton then smiles and he does his signature pose, getting some mixed reactions. Orton puts Shelton on the top turnbuckle, sitting down. Orton smiles and Orton does an RKO on the top turnbuckle, making it a Super RKO! The crowd pop for that and chants "Orton". Orton and Shelton are down as Shelton has lost all his breath and Orton rises his head a bit to see Shelton KO'd by the Super RKO! Orton then puts his arm over Shelton. 1=====2=====3! The crowd explode for Orton and Orton's song plays. The bell rings as we have a new UWEF Ironman Champion!)
JR: This match has to be Match of the Year worthy because these two showed us sportmanship, bu in the end, Orton has done it!
King: I told you! That's two for Evolution! I would say it but let's hear Finkel say it!
Finkel: The winner of this match and NEW UWEF Ironman Champion, " The Legend Killer ", Randy Orton!
King: I love the sound of that! Get use to it, JR because the era of Randy Orton has begun!
JR: Like you said earlier, Evolution has score two wins with Batista winning the Tables Match and now, Randy Orton winning the UWEF Ironman Championship Title.
(We see on the TitanTron the match finish with Orton doing the Super RKO. We pan back to Orton, with Batista and Flair, leaving the ring with his UWEF Ironman Championship on his shoulder and is bleeding still. He smiles and does his signature pose, getting maybe one of the biggest pops of the night as Orton, Batista, and Flair leave. Shelton gets up, seeing his title gone from him and the crowd gives Shelton a standing ovation as Shelton looks around the arena and the crowd chant "Shelton".)
JR: Shelton........getting the ovation he deserves and he put up one hell of a fight.
King: Even I'll admit it, JR. Shelton put everything in his body and blood for this match, but in the end, the Legend Killer reached his destiny. Evolution is on a role today!
(Shelton's song plays as the crowd give him another standing ovation as Shelton walks away from the ring and goes back to the ramp and does his signature turnbuckle pose in the entrance, getting massive pops. We pan back to Triple H smiling about Randy's win and then someone openes the door and it's Batista, Orton, and Flair as HHH hugs Orton about the win.)
HHH: Orton, let me tell you something. You made Evolution proud. How great is this night. I mean, Batista, the #1 Contender for the International Championship, you, the Legend Killer, Randy Orton...........(Crowd chants "RKO").........the UWEF Ironman Champion, Ric Flair, the Nature Boy.............(crowd goes "Whoooooo")..........and me, the Game..........(Crowd Boos Massively)........the UWEF Heavyweight Champion! Tonight, Evolution is gonna be everybody's solution!
Batista: Guys, I'm gonna take care of something right now. I'll be back.
(Evolution says "See ya Later" and such as HHH and Flair still talk with Orton abouth his win. We then pan to two quick commericals featuring UWEF Horizon and UWEF Magazine Issue with Chris Jericho. Then we pan back to Paul Heymen's office untill Bret Hart comes in.)
Heymen: Bret, what in the hell are you doing in my office?
Bret: Heymen, what the hell was that piece of crap, Vince McMahon, doing there last time on Horizon?
Heymen: Bret, I don't-
Bret: I don't think I asked you very clearly, Heymen. So I'll make it clearer. WHAT WAS HE DOING THERE!?
Heymen: HBK requested that Vince would be there and he did and I had no idea.
Bret: I get it. So, Shawn wants to bring Mr. Ego just to make me lose my mind and make me run away from HBK again? Well, you tell HBK this. Tonight, he better watch what he does because like he said before, " You can't hunt what you can't kill! "
(Bret leaves as Heymen is scared and then straightens up and leaves his office and then we pan to JR and the King.)
JR: Well, Bret a bit worried about the Vince and HBK alliance going on here.
King: After what he's been through, I would have some doubts about HBK and Vince. These two were the ones that made Bret's life a living hell and tonight, Bret's back!
(John Cena's new song plays as the crowd are booing because he is wearing a New York Giants jersey and Cena does his Word Life taunts, getting heat.)
JR: The young John Cena is being cocky as he is wearing a New York Giants jersey. Well, folks, this is for the UWEF Ironman Championship!
King: The Doctor of Thuganomics is here. The champ is here!
Finkel: The following match is for one fall and is for the UWEF International Championship! Introducing first, the UWEF International Champion, John Cena!
JR: Well, Cena has made this on his own. The Survival Battle Rumble was down to Angle and Shamrock. As Angle was about to eliminate Shamrock, Cena came in the ring and eliminated both men from the Rumble!
King: And Cena shouldn't even been defending the title. But noooooooooooooo! Heymen issued a Triple Threat Match for the UWEF Ironman Championship belt!
(Cena gets in the ring and takes the mic.)
Cena: Yo. Yo. Yo Yo Yo!
(The crowd boos as they chant "Giants Suck")
Cena: Yo! Tonight I have to face a Ugly Lion and a Bald Eagle
They gonna end up canceled just like ABC did with Jimmy Kimmel
(Crowd boo very huge)
Cena: So, Ken Shamrock still thinks this is the UFC
I guess he'll have more success here than he did in the WWE!
(The crowd do dissing noises and huge heat)
Cena: Kurt Angle, I salute to you with an FU
You think I am lying, Oh it's true, it's damn true
(The crowd give mixed reactions)
Cena: So tonight boys, you guys will run out of luck
And if you aint cool about this, I just don't give a-
(Before Cena can say it, Kurt Angle's music plays and the crowd are booing and are chanting "U Suck". Angle does his ramp taunt with pyro)
King: JR, this is my other choice for the winner of this match and his name is Kurt Angle!
JR: He may well have a chance but I still have to go with Shamrock!
King: Well, good luck with that, JR. You sure as hell need it.
(Kurt Angle enters the ring and does his spin around pose, getting some heat. Angle then stares down at Cena and telling him that the title is his. Cena and Angle have a staredown, talking a lot of crap to each other. That's untill Shamrock's song plays and out comes the beast. Shamrock comes out and does no poses and just walks down to the ring.)
MATCH FOUR: Ken Shamrock vs. Kurt Angle vs. John Cena for the UWEF International Championship
(Angle and Cena get ready for Shamrock to come in the ring. Shamrock comes in as Cena and Angle double team him as the bell rings. Cena and Angle team up on Shamrock and pick him up. Angle and Cena Irish whip Shamrock and goe for a clothesline together but Shamrock ducks and does a clothesline on both of them. Shamrock then takes Angle and Irish whips Angle very hard to the turnbuckle corner. Shamrock then does a rushing clothesline to Angle. Cena, from behind, does a cheap shot on Shamrock but Shamrock turns around slowly and gives Cena an angry look as Cena backs away and Shamrock does stiff Clothesline. Kurt Angle, from behind, does a German Suplex on Shamrock, making Shamrock hit his head on the bottom turnbuckle. Angle and Cena then smile at each other and go to Shamrock and stomp on Shamrock, viciously. Cena then picks up Shamrock and Angle and Cena punches down Shamrock as He tries to fight back but the numbers game is too much as Angle and Cena Irish whips Shamrock and does a Double Flapjack. Angle then holds Shamrock's legs as Cena does a Legdop on Shamrock. Cena then picks up Shamrock and does an Atomic Drop on Shamrock and Angle, then, does a German Suplex, again, getting massive heat. Cena then picks up Shamrock and throws out him out of the ring. From behind, Angle does a German Suplex on Cena, making Cena roll from the ring to outside. Angle then feels pumped and goes outside and starts stomping on Shamrock. Angle then picks up Shamrock and Irish whips him to the steel steps. Angle then goes over to the Cena and starts punching Cena on the head, making him bust out a bit of blood. Cena then goes back to Shamrock and rolls him back to the ring;. Angle goes back to the ring and stomps on Shamrock, very violently. Angle then picks up Shamrock and does a Belly to Belly Suplex on Shamrock. Cena, bleeding a bit, goes on the top turnbuckle and does a Body Splash on Angle and pins Angle. 1====. Angle easily kicks out. Cena then throws Angle over the top of the ring. Shamrock starts to get up but Cena does a DDT on Shamrock, knocking him out. 1=====2====. Shamrock puts his leg over the bottom rope as Cena gets up and does some stiff punches while holding Shamrock's head. Shamrock then does some guts punches on Cena and gets up. Shamrock, dizzy, clothesline Cena weakly and then starts to get back strength. Shamrock picks up Cena and does a Northern Lights Suplex Pin. 1=====2==. Cena kicks out. Angle comes back but Shamrock tackles down Angle and does some UFC punches on Angle untill Cena does a Hammer Shot on Shamrock. Cena then picks up Shamrock and tries a Spinebuster but Shamrock reverses it with a Hammer Shot and then Shamrock does a thunderous Powerbomb on Cena, getting massive pops. Shamrock then covers Cena. 1=====2=====. Angle breaks it up as Angle then picks up Shamrock and does a Backdrop, making Shamrock land on his head. Cena, still down, rolls out of the ring, unnoticably. Angle still stomps on Shamrock and Angle now signals for an Angle Slam. Shamrock gets up and Angle puts him in an Angle Slam but Shamrock reverses it and Ken Shamrock then does a High Superkick on Angle and they both go down. The referee starts the countdown. 1=====2=====3=====4=====5=====. Angle starts to move as Shamrock is down. Cena crawls back in the ring and crawls to Angle. 6=====7=====. Cena covers Angle, canceling the countdown and the referee goes for the pin. 1=====2=====. Angle raises his arm out as Cena is shocked but he sees Shamrock still down. Cena crawls to Shamrock and he covers Shamrock as the referee counts. 1=====2=====. Shamrock kicks out, making Cena more shocked and making him angry. Cena nows starts to have an attitude fit and he waits for Angle to get up. Angle is up and Cena has the FU in place but Angle uses the ropes and Cena does the FU but making Angle land on the apron. Angle with a hard right on Cena as Cena turns around and Shamrock does a deadly spear. Shamrock dropkicks Angle out of the apron. Shamrock then covers Cena. 1=====2=====. Angle drags Shamrock's leg out of the ring and he starts to beat up Shamrock but Shamrock with a hard right on Angle's gut and slams Angle's head on the steel pole. Cena then does an Baseball Slide to Shamrock from behind. Cena does his Word Life taunts and he smiles as he is "pumping the shoes up", getting massive heat. Shamrock gets in the ring as Cena kicks Shamrock on the gut and does a dangerous FU. Angle, bleeding, does an Angle Slam to John Cena, making him look dead. Angle takes down his straps and is about to do an Ankle Lock untill Batista's music hits and the crowd give mixed reactions as Batista comes down as Angle tell him to back off. Batista is in ring side smiling. Shamrock does a very huge German Suplex on Angle and pins him. 1=====2=====. Angle kicks out as Shamrock is shocked. Cena, from behind, tries a cheap shot but Shamrock does a Backhand blow! Shamrock then does an Irish whip on Angle but Batista holds down the top rope, making Angle fall over the rope. Cena grabs his International title and sneaks it in the ring. The referee is checking Angle and Batista. Shamrock tunrs around and Cena with a Title Shot to the head as Cena throws the title away. Cena then covers Shamrock, smiling. The referee starts to count. 1=====2=====. Shamrock gets an arm up, getting an explosive pop from the crowd as Cena is shocked and surprised. Cena then picks up Cena and gets ready for an FU but Shamrock reverses it and does his Ankle Lock, that has it locked on Cena. Cena is aching in pain as Shamrock has it locked more. Cena tries not to tap but is starting to pass out. Angle and Batista are brawling, it seems, with Angle tacking down Batista. The referee tries to break them up as he doesn't know about the match. Cena is tapping but the referee is distracted. Shamrock releases the hold and tells the referee to pay attention. Cena crawls and grabs his Chain and Shamrock picks up Cena but Cena, with his chain around his right hand, does a lowblow to Shamrock. Cena gets up and he does an FU to Shamrock. Batista throws Angle to the crowd as the referee looks backs at the match in the ring as Cena covers Shamrock. The referee rushes back to the ring and starts to count. 1=====2=====3! The crowd ae booing as Cena's new song plays and Cena is STILL the UWEF International title!)
Finkel: The winner of this match and still, the UWEF International Champion, John Cena!
JR: Cena is a lucky man right now in the TWF Dome tonight!
King: it's not about luck. It's all about hope and you can hate it or love it!
JR: Well, Cena is still the UWEF International Champion
(We see the match finsh with Batista coming in)
(John Cena leaves the ring and celebrates in the ramp as we pan to each superstar with Angle, angry, Shamrock, dissapointed, and Batista, smiling and clapping. Cena taunts the crowd with his signature pose as he leaves the ring. We then pan back to a promo vigenette about DDP returning to UWEF soon! Then we pan back to Shelton Benjamin walking backstage, disspointed from his match untill he bumps into Kurt Angle.)
Angle: Well, well, well. If it isn't the former UWEF Ironman Champion, Shelton Benjamin! Sucks that you lost, huh?
Shelton: You're the one to talk. I don't see you with the UWEF International Championship around your waist.
Angle: Listen, I would have beaten Shamrock AND Cena if that Frankenstein reject, Batista.......(crowd laughs)........didn't screw me up like that!
Shelton: Me too! I would have made Orton like a little wuss.......(Crowd with light boos since this is Orton's hometown)......but Flair and Batista came and got me distracted and made me lose my title!
Angle: Well, we agree on one thing. Batista is a man who made us lose our matches because he just won a Tables Match! Well, how about you and me team up and take out Batista and make him miss his title shot for Cena's title so he can know how we feel.
Shelton: Sorry Kurt, but I work alone.
Angle: Yeah, and where did that get you? Huh? Look, think about it and when you give me the right answer, I'll be waiting!
(Angle walks away as Shelton looks back and shakes his head and walks away. We then fade to black and we fade into the Hellish City from RAW in the mid 90's as the "Highway to Hell" from Summerslam 1998 song plays. We see Triple H pedigreeing Maven, Randy Orton RKOing Edge, Angle Angle Slamming John Cena, HBK SCMing Bret Hart, and then we pan down back to the Undertaker in the middle of the ring laughing very evilly.)
Narrator: Dr. Pepper and X-Box presents UWEF Highway to Hell, live June 4th, 2005 on Pay Per View!
(We then pan back to JR and the King)
JR: Well, our next Pay Per View Event will be Highway to Hell, live June 4th on Pay Per View from Oakland, California in the Oakland Coliseum!
King: That's right and we could have champions going in the PPV that don't even deserve to be champs, like Jericho as the UWEF Heavyweight Champion!
(We see Shawn Micheals doing his signature pose behind a picture of the Arc of Missouri)
JR: Ladies and Gentlemen, it is time for our first Main Event of the evening! Shawn Micheals, the HeartBreak Kid.......
(We see Lance Storm doing his signature pose behind a picture of the Arc of Missouri)
JR:............will face the leader of the Canadian Connection, Lance Storm and Bret Hart will be in his corner.
(A huge pop for HBK and Bret. We see Shawn Micheals doing these poses on the left side: his ramp pose, a Sweet Chin Music, and the WM 21 signature pose. Then it loops in that order. On the right side, we see these Lance Storm poses: His entrance ramp when they play his titantron, his Canadian Anthem pose, and his Superkick. Then it loops in that order. Next to Lance Storm is a still picture of Bret Hart, his WWF Generation picture. In the middle center, the VS. text spins around slowly, counter-clockwise. The far background is that picture of the Arc in Missouri. On the bottom center, it says, "Lance Storm w/ Bret Hart vs. Shawn Micheals". On the top left corner, the PSP logo is on there. On the top right corner, the UWEF logo is on there.)
King: Lance Storm has proven that he can stand up to HBK but Bret is also a major part in this problem. Tonight, after eight years, HBK and Bret meet in a Pay Per View and I bet you that this will be a match that will bring back memories.
JR: Well, let's take you back how two legends made history and how one man, that was an idol to Bret, make us relive it again!
(As we look back how this all happened, we hear a TNA Promo Production and it's the Victory Road Commercial Theme. We pan to a shot of Bret Hart)
BRET: When I did pro wrestling, I was there to make an impact and to make a statement. When I wanted my titles, I won them.
(We pan to some clips of Bret winning his first WWF Heavyweight Championship. Then, we pan to clips of Bret vs. Austin at Wrestlemania 13 when Austin passed out and lies in blood as Bret celebrates.)
BRET: When I prayed to get what I need, I would hope and I got it.
(As Bret talks, we pan to Surivior Series 1997 where we see Bret and HBK's strong points in the match and it leads all the way to where we see the screwjob in slow motion.)
BRET: At Survivor Series, Shawn Micheals got his hope, his desire, and his wish. Screwing BRET THE HITMAN HART! You see, Shawn, ever since that moment, that night, that match, I have been homesick. I have been cursed by you!
(We then pan to HBK Giving Lance Storm Superkicks from different Horizon shows and does some Sharpshooter on the Canadian Connection. We pan to Bret's debut from Horizon as Bret Hart from the crowd comes in the ring and tackles HBK. Bret gets up HBK and does a spinebuster. Bret then puts him in a Sharpshooter position, turns HBK around, and does a painful Sharpshooter on HBK and HBK's back feels like it's gonna break and cripple him. Referees come out and break Bret's hold as Bret holds it strong and HBK is tapping like crazy.)
BRET: Now you want to screw over Lance Storm, a fellow Canadian like it was 1997! Well, you knew that I wasn't gonna sit down anymore. I got up from my shadow and my own self, I drove to UWEF Horizon, and I got in the ring, and I kicked your ass like I could have DONE IN 1997!
(We pan to HBK's interview from the PPV Preshow and then we see HBK do the Sweet Chin Music on Bret Hart five times in different angles )
HBK: I'm tired of Bret whinning about the "Screwjob"! You know what, I don't know what has happened to you Bret, but I guess it's just like Vince McMahon said eight years ago, Bret Screwed Bret!
(We see Lance Storm do the Superkick on HBK five times in different angles)
LANCE: Bret, don't worry. In my eyes, HBK is nothing more than a loser. You know, it just hit me. HBK stands for Has Been Kid!
(We see Bret Hart's strong points in his against HBK from Horizon last time. As he mentions the Kliq, we see the final Kilq Farewell footage. As he mentions Vince, we see a quick clip of Vince McMahon. When he reaches to "nobody" , we pan to a shocked HBK.)
BRET: Shawn, listen to me real clear. At Global Warming, I will do everything in my power, to make sure you feel how I feel. Shawn, nobody's here to save you. The Kliq aren't here to save you. Vince McMahon isn't here to save you. Nobody's here to save you. In my eyes, you are a open target!
(We see Lance put the Sharpshooter on HBK)
LANCE(yelling): ON YOUR BEST DAY, YOU COULD NEVER BEAT ME!
(We see HBK do his Turnbuckle Elbow Drop on Lance, then a SCM on Lance and we fade to HBK doing a SCM on Bret.)
HBK: Lance, it's time you come to the Old School and when you get there, I'll make sure you fail!
(We see HBK and Lance do a staredown and then we fade back to the crowd.......)
[END FLASHBACK PROMO]
(.......as The Canadian Connection song plays and Lance Storm comes out with the Candian flag, getting massive heat. He tells the crowd to "Shut Up" but gets a "USA" chant. Lance Storm ignores them and walks down the ring)
King:Here we go, JR, but how rude of the crowd to boo talent like Lance? He didn't do nothing but the crowd wants to hate him because he's from Canada!
JR: Well, King. This match is between Lance Storm and HBK but with Bret in the mix, anything can happen!
Finkel: The following is for one fall. Introducing first, from Calgary, Alberta, Canada, he is the leader of the Canadian Connection, Lance Storm!
JR: Well, there is no title on the line, or stipulation, or trophy. This is all about HBK vs. Lance and possibly to end this fued between HBK and Bret!
King: Sorry to burst your bubble, but like Vince Mcmahon's song says, " No Chance in Hell "!
(Lance Storm waves his flag to the crowd, getting massive heat as he puts the flag outside. His song fades out as Bret's song plays, getting massive pops as the lights go Pink and Bret Hart comes out)
King: Get ready for one hellacious match, JR because this man was the man to get the job done against HBK at Hoizon last week.
JR: Indeed he did. It was Bret against HBK and in the end, Bret won HBK, getting redemption from eight years ago but the question is that Vince McMahon came out at the end of the match, smiling evilly at HBK but the weird thing was that HBK did the same to Vince!
Finkel: In Lance Storm's corner, he is Bret "the Hitman" Hart!
(The crowd explode cheers to Bret as he takes off his glasses and toss them in the crowd, with some fans trying to get it. Bret shakes Lance's hand and hugs him, patting his back. Bret's music fades as HBK's song plays, getting mixed reactions but mostly cheers. HBK dances his way to the ramp and does his ramp taunt)
Finkel: And his opponent, from San Antonio, Texas, he is the HeartBreak Kid, Shawn Micheals!
(Bret looks at him disgutsed and so does Lance as HBK ges in the ring to do his muscle taunt untill Lance sneak attacks him.)
MATCH FIVE: Shawn Micheals vs. Lance Storm w/ Bret Hart
(Lance Storm attacks on Shawn Micheals and does some Hammer punches on Shawn Micheals . Lance Storm picks up Shawn Micheals and Irish whips him for a clothesline but Shawn Micheals ducks and goes for an Irish whip to do a clotheline on his own. Shawn Micheals then picks up Lance Storm and does a Powerslam. Shawn Micheals then taunts Bret Hart, making him angry and getting a mixed reaction from the crowd. Lance Storm with a Hammer Shot on Shawn Micheals 's back. Lance Storm then stomps Shawn Micheals down the corner as the ref backs him up. Bret then chokes him down, getting heel heat. Lance Storm then does a choke hold on Shawn Micheals 's throat and releases it at four. Lance Storm then does a Choke Hold with his foot and releases at four. Lance Storm then gets up and picks up Shawn Micheals to do a Suplex and then picks up Shawn Micheals, still putting him in Suplex position and does another Suplex and then picks Shawn Micheals up, still holding that Suplex position and does a painfull Suplex. Lance Storm taunts the crowd with Shawn Micheals taunts, getting heel heat from the crowd. Lance Storm picks up Shawn Micheals to do five straight uppercuts and then Irish whips him to a corner, making Shawn Micheals flip up the turnbuckle and flip back down as Lance Storm does a running Dropkick on Shawn Micheals, making him sit down on the corner. Lance Storm then runs back at the opposite corner of Shawn Micheals and does a Baseball Slide on Shawn Micheals's face, making him lie down and hold his face with his hands. Lance keeps taunting the crowd, getting more heat as we pan to Bret Hart clapping for Lance Storm. Lance then picks up Shawn Micheals and Irish whips him for a clothesline but Shawn Micheals does a chop to Lance and more chops to Lance Storm, getting Ric Flair Whooo's and Shawn Micheals is still chopping untill Lance Storm's chest gets red. Shawn Micheals then Irish whips Lance Storm and does a Jumping Clothesline. Shawn Micheals covers Lance Storm. 1=====2====. Lance Storm kicks out as Shawn Micheals picks up Lance Storm and throws him outside as Lance Storm's back gets slammed to the rail. Shawn Micheals does some of his muscle chants, getting some mixed reactions. Lance Storm is down as Bret helps him up but Shawn Micheals Irish whips himself and does a Flying Body Press from the ring to the outside as he takes down Bret Hart and Lance Storm and all of them are down outside as we get "HBK" chants. Shawn Micheals starts to get up and he picks up Lance Storm and rolls him back as the referee check on Lance Storm. As Shawn Micheals tries to get back to the ring, Bret Hart, from behind, takes him and Irish whips him to the Steel Pole, knocking down Shawn Micheals. Bret Hart then picks up Shawn Micheals and rolls him back in the ring, getting heel heat again. The referee checks if Bret Hart didn't do anything as Lance Storm does a chokehold on Shawn Micheals more than five until the ref turns around. Lance Storm then picks up Shawn Micheals and Irish whips him to do a high elevated Flapjack. Lance Storm then goes to the top turnbuckle and does a high Moonsault to Shawn Micheals very painfully and covers Shawn Micheals. 1=====2=====. Shawn Micheals quickly kicks out as Lance Storm gets up and stomps on him, massively. Lance Storm then scrapes Shawn Micheals off the ring by pushing his foot. Shawn Micheals is down outside as Lance Storm starts to climb from the top turnbuckle. Shawn Micheals then gets up as Lance Storm does a Moonsault to Shawn Micheals but Shawn Micheals picks up Lance Storm and does a Snake Eyes to Lance Storm on the Steel Pole. Lance Storm is down as Bret rushes to check on him but Shawn Micheals does some punches to Bret Hart and eventually, does an Irish whip to Bret Hart on the Steel Steps, making Bret Hart arch his back and fall down on the floor. Shawn Micheals then goes back to Lance Storm and throws him to the crowd as Lance Storm gets hit by some chairs as he landed. Shawn Micheals then gets up the rail edge but only for Lance Storm to screw up Shawn Micheals's balance and made Shawn Micheals hit his groin the rail and falls back to the floor. Lance Storm then goes over the rail and back outside and stomps on Shawn Micheals some more. Lance Storm then rolls Shawn Micheals over back to the ring. Lance Storm gets back in the ring and stomps on Shawn Micheals again. Lance Storm then picks up Shawn Micheals and does a set of multiple chops on Shawn Micheals and then does a quick clothesline. Lance Storm smiles at Bret as Bret does the same to Lance Storm and the crowd are massively booing. Lance Storm goes over the top turnbuckle, waiting for Shawn Micheals. Shawn Micheals gets up as Lance Storm does a Front Cross Body Splash but Shawn Micheals does a dropkick on Lance Storm's gut. Lance Storm holds his gut and is hurt from it as Shawn Micheals is still down and the referee starts the countdown. 1=====2=====3=====4=====5=====6=====. Lance Storm gets up as Shawn Micheals is still trying. 7=====8=====9===. Shawn Micheals gets up as Shawn Micheals does a closed punch and Lance Storm goes down but Lance Storm gets back up but Shawn Micheals with another punch and Lance Storm goes down. Lance Storm gets back up but Shawn Micheals gets another punch at Lance Storm. Shawn Micheals then takes him for an Irish whip and put his head down for a Forklift but Lance Storm with a kick up Shawn Micheals's face and then Lance Storm Irish whips Shawn Micheals and goes for a clothesline, but Shawn Micheals ducks and gets a Jumping Forearm but is down but Lance Storm is as well. The referee waits for five seconds and starts another countdown. 1=====2=====3=====4=====5=====6=====7. Shawn Micheals does a Handspring up and gets up perfectly as he goes on the corner and stomps his feet as the crowd joins him. Lance Storm tries to get up as Shawn Micheals stomps his feet faster. Lance Storm gets up and turns around. Shawn Micheals is about to do his Sweet Chin Music but Bret Hart jumps up on the apron and argues with the referee as Shawn Micheals sees this and takes Bret's head and smashes it on the top turnbuckle, kncking him all the way down. The referee goes outside to check on Bret Hart as Lance Storm goes outside and grabs the Canadian Flag. Shawn Micheals doesn't notice this. Lance Storm gets back in the ring with the Canadian Flag as Shawn Micheals turns around. Lance Storm then gets the Canadian Flag and uses it as a Kendo Stick to whack Shawn Micheals with it on the head. The crowd massively boo as Lance Storm covers Shawn Micheals and the referee rushes back to the ring and counts. 1=====2===. Shawn Micheals with an arm raise. Lance Storm then gets pissed and dissapointed by the count and then picks up Shawn Micheals. Lance Storm then Irish whips Shawn Micheals and tries a Superkick but Shawn Micheals ducks, stops, and nails his Sweet Chin Music on Lance Storm's face perfectly and the crowd loves it. Shawn Micheals then goes on top of the turnbuckle for an Elbow Drop but Bret Hart gets in the ring with a chair and nails Shawn Micheals very wickedly with it as the referee calls for the bell. The crowd are exploding with heat for Bret Hart and Lance Storm. This match is over as Shawn Micheals win this match by Disqualification!)
JR: What the hell was that about? That damn son of a bitch just nailed HBK with the chair!
King: Calm down, JR. Bret was just trying to help Lance Storm like Vince did with HBK!
JR: Help my ass! Vince didn't do a damn thing to Bret last week at Horizon!
(Bret Hart and Lance Storm stomp on a liveless Shawn Micheals. Bret Hart then waves his hand to call in the rest of the Canadian Connection with Christian, Edge, and Tyson Tomko coming out and ganging up on HBK as the crowd chant "Vince". Shawn Micheals cannot defend himself as Tyson Tomko does a Sidewalk Salm to Shawn Micheals. Edge, Christian, Lance Storm, and Bret then stomp on Shawn Micheals. Suddenly, Chris Benoit runs down to the ring with huge pops and he takes on Edge and Christian and chops them down and do some punches. Chris Benoit then turns around and Lance Storm does a straight Superkick, knocking down Chris Benoit. Now, Christian and Tyson Tomko stomp on Chris Benoit as Bret Hart and Lance Storm, and Edge stomp on Shawn Micheals, getting exploding heat. Suddenly, Vince McMahon's song plays and he comes out with his suit and gets explosive pops from the crowd and looks evilly and grinning evily at Bret Hart as he points at the entrance. Vince McMahon's song fades and.........*GLASS SHATTERS* The crowd give that the biggest pop of the night as OMG! Stone Cold Steve Austin comes out as Bret Hart has a shocked face in him. Stone Cold Steve Austin comes in the ring as Tyson Tomko tries some punches but Austin fights back with mid kicks and hard punches and gives Tyson Tomko a Stone Cold Stunner, getting more explosive pops. Edge and Christian double team Austin and then Irish whip him but Austin ducks and does a clothesline on both. Austin picks up Edge and does a Stone Cold Stunner. Christian gets up and turns around, dizzy, but Austin with a violent Stone Cold Stunner. Lance Storm tries to fight Austin but Austin pushes Lance Storm to a corner and begins the hellacious Mudhole Stomping. He pauses, flips off Lance Storm, and stomps him very hard. Lance Storm then tries to get up but Steve Austin then picks up Lance Storm and gives Lance Storm a Stone Cold Stunner. Stone Cold Steve Austin then turns around and looks at Bret Hart, who is begging Austin to leave him alone. Shawn Micheals gets up, angry, and does some punches of his own and Irish whips Bret Hart on the corner as Bret aches. Bret Hart then gets a hellacious Stone Cold Stunner, as the crowd explosively chants "3:16". Stone Cold Steve Austin's song plays as Austin demands some beer as four cans of beer are thrown and he catches them and gives one to Chris Benoit and Shanw Micheals and they all samsh their beers to each others cans and drink their beer, as the crowd explosively chant "Austin". Autsin then drops his cans and kicks Chris Benoit in the gut and Shawn Micheals in the gut and give them a Stunner at the same time, as the crowd give more explosive pops as Austin's music plays again and gets more beers.)
King: WHAT IN THE HELL IS THAT PSYCHO DOING HERE? "Vince didn't do a damn thing to Bret" my ass!
JR: You damn well know that Bret and the Canadian Connection deserved this after the way they have screwed Shawn Micheals in the weeks!
King: But bring that redneck, cussing, psycho? Vince, there will be a day where Bret will have his day again!
JR: Well, tonight, at the TWF Arena, "the Rattlesnake", Stone Cold Steve Austin, has just made his UWEF Debut and folks, this could lead UWEF to one hell of a year!
(Stone Cold grabs more beers and opens them and gets out of the ring. He walks up the ramp and then smashes the can to eachother and pours it down his mouth as the crowd are outof control. Steve Austin gives the double middle finger up high as he walks back to the entrance. We fade back to Y2J in the locker room, taking deep breaths and watching in the small TV how he got screwed by Triple H in 2000 winning the belt. Y2J then turns the TV off and takes three more deep breaths and then leaves the locker room. We see Triple H doing his signature pose with the UWEF title behind a picture of the Arc of Missouri)
JR: Well, ladies and gentlemen, get ready and fasten your seatbelts because it it time. The UWEF Heavyweight Champion, Triple H.......
(We see Chris Jericho doing his Walls of Jericho behind a picture of the Arc of Missouri)
JR:.............faces Chris Jericho for the UWEF Heavyweight Championship, in a Three Stages of Hell Match!
(We hear the crowd cheer for Jericho. We see Triple H doing these poses on the left side: A Triple H Championship pose, a spray spit mist from the entrance ramp, and the signature pose from the turnbuckle. Then it loops in that order. On the right side, we see these Jericho poses: His entrance ramp when they play his titantron, he does a Walls Of Jericho, and his ropes poses. Then it loops in that order. Behind them are a ladder, a Hell in a Cell, and a metal blade rope, meaning the Three Stage of Hell. In the middle center, the UWEF title spins around slowly, counter-clockwise. The far background is that picture of the Arc in Missouri. On the bottom center, it says, "Three Stages of Hell for the UWEF Heavyweight Belt". On the bottom left, it says Triple H. On the bottom right, it says Chris Jericho. On the top left corner, the PSP logo is on there. On the top right corner, the UWEF logo is on there.)
King: Let me tell you something. I think Heymen is one crazy idiot for putting a match like this. First, the First Stage was a Ladder and then the Second Stage would be Hell in a Cell match. Fine, it was okay. Triple H could beat Chris Jericho easily but a Devil's Playground match?! Now, I have some doubts if HHH will even make it out of St. Louis, Missouri tonight!
JR: Well, ladies and gentlemen, let's take you back all the way to how these two are fighting for the Heavyweight title again!
(We pan back to the RAW episode in 2000 between Jericho and HHH. Jericho nails the Lionsault on HHH in slo-mo. He covers HHH and wins, holding the WWF Title as we hear a random WWE Promo Production.)
Jericho: You know, ever since I was a wrestler, I had a dream. To be a somebody and make an impact. I did at the WWE on my first debut. During my years as a rookie, I went to challenge for the big league and went to challenge Triple H. So I did and at one night on RAW, I fought him for the WWE Heavyweight title. And guess what, I beat him!
(We pan back to the scene where Triple H "screwed" Jericho out of the title at the same night)
Y2J: But it never happened. Not in HHH's memory. When I held that title, I was with bliss and wanted to go home to show my wife but when I heard HHH say to Hebner to go take my title away and never add the match in the record book, my world turned upside down.
(We fade to black and fade in to Triple H posing with the title)
HHH: All I am hearing from you is nothing but pure crap!
(We pan to HHH past Championship wins clips against Jericho)
HHH: Every time Y2J would defend a Heavyweight title I challenged him for or challenge me for a Heavyweight title I had, I have either tooken it or retained it!
(We see HHH's strong points in his match with Jericho and smile with his belt from that RAW 2000 episode)
HHH: You see let's go back to 2000 when he challenged me for the first time for the WWF Heavyweight title. He did beat me.......but I had the upper hand and screwed him over the title back to me, Triple H!
(We see HHH's strong highlights against Jericho from NO Mercy 2000)
HHH: Then, at No Mercy in 2000, it was all......let's just say Deja Vu!
(We see HHH and Jericho's strong points in their HIAC match at Bad Blood, including that Pedigree to Jericho on the top cell.)
HHH: Then at Bad Blood, he fought me in a Hell in a Cell match, which is a match I have never lost at and guess what, jack? I WON THAT MATCH!
(We then pan to see some clips from WrestleMania 18 between Jericho and Triple H, showing their strong points again with HHH winning the belt.)
HHH: It gets even better. At Wrestlemania 18, it was Y2J, the Undisputed champion vs. Triple H, the good guy challenger and guess what, I WON!
(The random WWE Promo Production fades away as the intro of "Big Time" starts to play. We see HHH Pedigree random superstars)
HHH: So you see, no matter what stipulation you throw, no matter what belt you go for or have, no matter what your plan is, I am the Game and I will show you that I am.........THAT..........DAMN...........GOOD!
(We then see Jericho doing lionsaults to random superstars)
Jericho: So, Triple H, you thought you can put me out, huh? Well you failed because Y2J is gonna give you an ass-whooping you'll be begging not to get.
(As the song plays, we see all the things that Jericho and HHH did to build up this fued.)
Welcome to the future
Welcome to the future
Get into the new speed
Get into the enemy
Source the occupation
What’s your dedication
Welcome to the future
Straight into the future
We’re all partners in crime
B b b bigtime
We’re all standing in line
Welcome to the future
Welcome to the future
Takin bout the old times
Scared about the new times
Does anybody know you
Did anybody need you
Did anybody please you
Does anybody have you
Just get into the future
Straight into the future
We’re all partners in crime
B b b bigtime
We’re all standing in line
We’re all partners in crime
B b b bigtime
We’re all been left behind
HHH: Jericho is just nothing more than a forgotten talent from a long time ago. Come Global Warming, I will shut him up, once and for all!
Jericho: Triple H, this is my time! The Highlight Reel will take over the Game and I will be the King of My World and I will finally put you out!
HHH: It's all gonna happen again only this time, there will be no do overs, there will be no assistance, and there will be NO HESITATION!
Jericho: At Global Warming, I won't back down, I will not quit, I will not surrender. I will finally get the title I have wanted, once and FOR ALL!
(We see past Jericho Ladder matches and past Triple H Hell in a Cell matches from the decade)
We’re all partners in crime
B b b bigtime
We’re all standing in line
We’re all partners in crime
B b b bigtime
We’re all been left behind
B b b bigtime
(We see Triple H and Jericho stare down as we fade to black)
[END FLASHBACK PROMO]
(We pan back to the audience as Triple H's song plays and the crowd give a mixed reaction to it. Triple H comes out with Ric Flair, getting "Whoo" chants. Triple H then does his usual pose in the entrance and walks down and a ladder is in the ramp as Triple H looks at it seriously and then goes in the ring.)
JR: Well, King. It's time. The Championship that is UWEF is on the line in a Three Stages of Hell match. Ladies and gentlemen, this could get very ugly.
King: Well, not as ugly as you, but if HHH loses, Heymen should be blamed for putting a near death stipulation in the match. JR, what if he does lose his title?
JR: Well then, Chris Jericho is the new UWEF Heavyweight Champion, King.
King(sarcastic): Thanks for cheering me up, JR. I mean, really. Thank you.
Finkel: This match is for three falls and is for the UWEF Heavyweight Championship! Introducing first, accompanied by Ric Flair from Evloution. He is the UWEF Heavyweight Champion and the Game, Hunter Hearst Helmsley, Triple H!
JR: The three matches are as followed: A Ladder match, a Hell in a Cell match, and now, a creation from Paul Heymen and if possible, a Devil's Playground Match. Folks, these matches will decide a winner and UWEF Heavyweight Champion.
King: You know. I have no doubts this time because Triple H has something Jericho doesn't have.......Evolution and they will help Triple H cause he's just that damn good!
(Triple H gets in the ring to do his apron and turnbuckle taunts, getting huge heat for that. Triple H's music fades as for old times sake, Chris Jericho's First WWF music plays as the countdown begins.....5..........4..........3..........2..........1.........0! The arena goes dark and the pyros come out as we get in close to Chris Jericho's titantron and then we fade to Chris Jericho doing his signature pose, getting explosive pops. Chris Jericho turns around and starts to walk down to the ring as Triple H looks at Chris Jericho very disgustful. Chris Jericho gives some high fives.)
JR: He is the man that can get the job done tonight.
King: JR, this man thinks he's the king of the world. Well, after tonight, he'll be just another one of "them" who failed.
Finkel: And coming to the ring, the challenger. He is Y2J, the King of the World, Chris Jericho!
JR: Folks, these two are not strangers to each other. These two have been down the road before and know what skills each other have. This is for one thing.....for the UWEF Heavyweight Championship! The UWEF Heavyweight Championship is hanging from the ceiling as they must use the ladder to grab it down.
(Chris Jericho does some more poses and then gets in the ring, staring at a serious Triple H. The bell rings as they circle around the ring and the crowd is ready.)
MAIN EVENT: Triple H vs. Chris Jericho in a Three Stages of Hell Match (Ladder, Hell in a Cell, Devil's Playground) for the UWEF Heavyweight Championship
(Triple H and Y2J start to grapple and Triple H has the power over Y2J and pushes him back to a corner and lets go, gently untill he does a punch but Jericho blocks it and does gut punch on Triple H. Jericho then Irish whips Triple H and nails Triple H in the face with a missle dropkick. Triple H goes down as rolls out of the ring as he refreshes himself with Flair helping him. Jericho is pumped as the crowd is estatic with happiness for him. Triple H is very angry and tries to rush in at first but stops and just slowly walk back up and stand on the apron. Triple H then tells the referee to make Jericho back up. The referee tells Jericho to back off and Jericho does. Triple H then slowly goes back to the ring. Triple H and Jericho then circle around again and Triple H tries a one hand grapple as Jericho does it too but Triple H with a kick to Jericho's gut and Irish whips Jericho to try a clothesline but Jericho ducks and does a twisting neckdrop. Triple H holds his neck as Jericho picks him up and does a Backbreaker to Triple H. Jericho then Irish whips himself but only to have Ric Flair hold his foot, getting "Whoo" chants and heel heat from the crowd. Jericho does a Standing Baseball Slide to Flair but Triple H from behind does a Knee Lift to Jericho's back from behind. Triple H then Irish whips Jericho and nails Jericho's head with a Jumping Knee Lift. Triple H then waits for Jericho to get up as Jericho tries to get up. Jericho then gets up and Triple H with a strict clothesline to Jericho. Triple H then smiles down to Jericho, getting huge heat. Triple H then does a Standing Knee Drop on Jericho's head, as Jericho rolls around the ring, holding his head. Triple H then picks up Jericho and does a Sidewalk Slam. Triple H then walks outside and grabs a ladder, getting massive pops. Triple H carries the ladder in front of him but Chris Jericho gets up, Irish whips himself, and does a Baseball slide to Triple H with the ladder hitting his face. Triple H goes down as Jericho goes outside and picks up Triple H and slams his head on the edge of the rail. Triple H goes down but Jericho quickly picks him up and Irish whips Triple H to the steel steps and Triple H aches his back to feel pain in his back. Jericho poses for the crowd, getting explosive pops. Jericho then tosses Triple H back to the ring as Jericho grabs and carries the ladder to the ring. Jericho then waits for Triple H to get up as he positions him. Triple H gets up and Jericho uses the top of the ladder and smashes it straight forward to Triple H's face. Jericho then sets up the ladder on the center of the ring and then climbs two steps untill Triple H comes from behind, climbs one step, and backdrops Jericho from the ladder! The crowd are chanting "Y2J" as they are both down. After about ten seconds, Triple H gets up and starts to climb at least two steps untill Jericho, from the top turnbuckle, dropkicks Triple H off the ladder and Triple H falls face first in the mat. Jericho then goes outside and goes under the ring. Jericho then grabs a table, getting some pops from the crowd. Jericho then puts the table in the outside and sets it up and Jericho gets in the ring. Jericho tries to get Triple H up untill Triple H gets a cheap shot to him and does a Reverse Suplex on Jericho. Triple H then takes the table Jericho was trying to set up and rearranges it. Triple H then picks up Jericho but Jericho with another gut punch and then does another gut punch and then clotheslines Triple H down the mat very hard. Jericho then climbs the ladder. On the fourth step, Triple H hits Jericho from behind and tries to Powerbomb Jericho to the table but Jericho punches Triple H down, and makes Triple H roll outside on the table. Jericho then is on the top step of the ladder and can easily grab the belt but he looks at Triple H in the table and then turns around to look at the crowd, explodingly chanting, "Y2J". Chris Jericho then smiles vey wickedly and then turns around, in Moonsault position as the crowd chant "Kill Yourself", jokingly to Y2J and Y2J does a high elevated Moonsault from the ladder in the ring to Triple H outside in the table and they are flat out cold and look as if they had died. The crowd are chanting, exploding "Holy $#!+" at that move. We look at that move again in replays four times in different angles and pan back to the action. Jericho and Triple H are still down as the ref are checking both men outside. The crowd chant "Y2J" very loudly at the TWF Arena. The referee raises Jericho and Triple H's hand and it goes down for one as the "Y2J" chants get louder. The referee raises it up and Jericho and Triple H's hand goes down for two. The crowd are getting quiet as they realize if their hands drop one more time, the whole Three Stages of Hell match will be cancelled and in an event that the match is cancelled, the current champion wins the match. The referee raise both their hand and Triple H's hand goes down but Jericho's hand stays up as the crowd explode with pops for Jericho. Jericho, very slowly, pushes himself up and grabs the edge of the ring to get up as Triple H is still down. Jericho then gets up, aching and barely standing as the crowd give both men a standing ovation. Jericho then leans on the rail for ten seconds and then rolls back in the ring. Jericho then sees Triple H still down from that massive Moonsault as Jericho sees the ladder and slowly climbs up with him trying to get to the title. Jericho is on his final steps and is so close to grabbing the title but Triple H, slowly crawling and trying to stand up, from behind, pushes the ladder, making Jericho hit his head on the rail edge outside as the ladder bounces from the ropes. Triple H lies down as he is weak. Triple H then starts to get up and slowly climbs on the ladder as Triple H is crawling as the crowd are massively booing for him. Triple H is two steps away untill Jericho pushes the ladder and makes Triple H hit his groin on the top rope as the crowd is a bit shocked. Triple H then falls back in the ring as Jericho tries to get up Triple H but Triple H does a punch to Jericho's groing and Jericho leans down and Triple H puts Jericho in Pedigree position and is about to nail Jericho but Jericho, with little strength, Forklifts him up. Jericho kneels down from it as Triple H aches and gets up. Jericho gets up as Triple H is leaning down and Jericho Irish whips himself and does his running bulldog on Triple H. Jericho then pauses to catch some breath and tries to do the Lionsault but Ric Flair holds his legs and Jericho falls down on his back. Triple H then sets the ladder down and drags Jericho near it. Triple H then puts Jericho in the ladder, like in a ladder sandwich. Triple H then Irish whips himself and does a Knee Drop on the ladder where Jericho is but Jericho lifts the ladder, making Triple H hit his knee very hard on the ladder. Jericho then gets out from between the ladder and first, Baseball Slides Ric Flair all the way to the rail. He then sees a aching Triple H and does his lionsault on him. Jericho is getting back strenght as the crowd is ready and cheering for Jericho. Jericho then takes Triple H's legs and does the Walls of Jericho as Triple H, wildly and crazily, shakes his head and tries not to tap but after one minute and fifty seconds, due to the knee he damaged, he taps out like crazy and Chris Jericho lets go, making Triple H roll out of the ring. Chris Jericho then rolls out of the ring and grabs a steel chair and is about to use it on Triple H untill Ric Flair comes out but gets nailed with the chair, very hard, by Chris Jericho. Chris Jericho then goes to Triple H and slams the chair on Triple H's knee a couple of time untill Randy Orton comes out from the crowd, but Chris Jericho nails Orton with the chair. Batista, from behind, with a wicked clothesline. Batista then picks up Jericho and is about to do a Batista Bomb untill Jericho punches down Batista and goes down. Jericho quickly picks up the chair and smashes the chair on Batista and Orton multiple times. Triple H then tries to get up but Jericho with a chair shot on Triple H, causing some blood. Jericho drops the chair and rushes in the ring and sets up the ladder and then, still aching, climbs the ladder and is about to reach the belt. Triple H crawls in the ring and tries to push the ladder but Jericho grabs the belt and the belt is off as the crowd goes wild and crazy as Jericho grabs the belt, making Jericho win the first stage.The crowd give Jericho and Triple H a standing ovation. The referee takes Jericho's belt and puts it outside as we get ready for the second stage. The Cell then, slowly, makes its way down untill it attaches to the floor. Jericho quickly grabs two ladders and puts it in the ring. The Cell is now officiallly over the ring as Triple H is on the Cell outside floor and Jericho relaxes in a corner. We then pan back the highlights of the ladder match they just had and then we pan back to the action. Triple H, slowly, gets up but Jericho with a Baseball Slide to Triple H, making him hit his back on the cell. Jericho then rolls out of the ring and goes outside. Jericho then picks up Triple H and smashes his head on the side cell and Triple H is bleeding a bit more. Jericho then grabs Triple H's head and grates it on the cell, making Triple H officially bleed a lot. Jericho then picks up Triple H and tosses him to the ring. Jericho grabs one of his ladders he brought from the outside and brings it inside the ring to use. Jericho then uses the ladder as a chair and smashes it on Triple H's back, making Triple H stumble back. Jericho then tries to do it again but Triple H with the lowblow, making Jericho drop the ladder and bend down. Triple H then does a Knee Lift on Jericho's head and does an Irish Whip on Jericho to do a thunderous Powerslam. In semi-action, we see Evolution getting up from Jericho's chair shots and gets up to see the match and they cheer on Triple H. Triple H picks up Jericho and throws him outside of the ring. Triple H then gets out of the ring and beats down Jericho some more. Triple H then picks up Jericho and Irish whips Jericho, face first to the Cell, making him bleed a bit and slump down the floor. Triple H, holding his back, stomps on Jericho very violently and Jericho is about to lose consciousness. Triple H then gets one of the ladders Jericho brought and places them in the ring. Jericho starts to get up by holding the Cell and when he turns around, Triple H rushes him down with a violent clothesline. Triple H then picks up Jericho and tosses him to the ring. Randy Orton, Batista, and Ric Flair keep cheering on Triple H from the outside of the Cell as Triple H gets in the ring. Triple H places the ladder and lies it down in the center of the ring. Jericho gets up as Triple H kicks Jericho's guts and he turns Jericho around and does a painful Stalling Backdrop to Jericho, making Jericho land on his head on the ladder. Jericho holds his head, selling the Backdrop as Triple H stomps on Jericho's back. Triple H then picks up Jericho and is about to Powerbomb him but Jericho Forklifts Triple H, getting exploding pops from the crowd. Jericho stays down for fifteen seconds untill he gets up and picks up the ladder. Jericho uses it as a chair and when Triple H got up. Jericho nailed Triple H with the ladder like a chair, and Triple H is bleeding very badly. Jericho drops the ladder onto Triple H and leaves the ring. Jericho then wants to go outside of the Cell and the referee opens the door for Jericho. Jericho gets out of the Cell but Randy Orton surrounds Jericho on one side, Batista and Flair on another. Jericho then thinks and climbs the Cell up, getting more pops from the crowd. Orton and Batista start climbing up as well. Jericho is on top of the Cell as Orton and Batista are still climbing. Orton and Batista are on the top as well and runs towards Jericho and planning to clothesline him but Jericho ducks and Jericho dropkicks Orton down and does the same to Batista. Orton is up and Jericho does a Snap Suplex. Batista turns around Jericho and does some punches on Jericho untill Jericho does a gut punch to Batista and another. Jericho then Bullet DDT's Batista on the top of the Cell. Jericho doesn't notic Triple H is climbing with a sledgehammer in his hand. Jericho then gets up Orton and tries to toss him from the top cell to the Spanish Announce table but Batista with a cheap shot. Orton and Batista pick up Jericho and Double Suplex him hard on the top cell. Orton then picks up Jericho and sets up Jericho for Batista to clothesline. Batista is about to clothesline Jericho but Jericho ducks and Batista accidentally clotheslines Orton. Batista is shocked and tries to help Orton up but Jericho does his running bulldog on Batista on the top cell. Triple H is up on the top cell and uses the sledgehammer to nail it on Jericho. Triple H picks up Jericho and kicks his mid area and is about to Pedigree him near the edge of the top cell. Triple H tries once and Jericho drops the weight for Triple H not to Pedigree him. Triple H tries to Pedigree Jericho again but Jericho does the same thing. Jericho then does the move that will make this match a turning point. Jericho forklifts Triple H from the top cell to the Spanish Announce table! The crowd is in it's wild stage and the "Holy $#!+" chants get very loud. Triple H is flat out knocked down. Jericho smiles and gets up but Orton gets up and does an RKO to Jericho on the top Cell. Batista then gets up and picks up Jericho. Batista then does the "Thumbs Down" pose, getting huge heat and puts Jericho in the Batista Bomb position in the center of the top cell. Batista then picks up Jericho and does the Batista Bomb on Jericho on the center cell, making it break and Jericho lands on the ring! Thec rowd is estatic and the "Holy $#!+" chants begin again. Triple H is still out from the move Jericho did earlier. Batista and Orton smile at what they did and they climb down from the top of the cell and get down. They pick up Triple H and take him to inside the cell and then roll him back to the ring. Triple H is still down and Jericho is still down. The crowd give them a standing ovation as Triple H shows movement. Triple H starts to crawl near Jericho as the crowd are giving heat. Triple H is still crawling towards Jericho as Jericho is not moving. Triple H takes one more final crawl and he lands his arm over Jericho. 1=====2=====. Jericho puts his leg on the rope and the crowd loves it. Triple H then gets up slowly and relaxes on the corner. Triple H picks up Jericho and gets ready for a Pedigree but Jericho picks up Triple H's legs and turns them around and locks his Walls of Jericho on him. The crowd is chanting and Triple H, crazily and wildly, shakes his head and tries not to tap but Orton and Batista come in the cell and in the ring as Jericho lets go. Jericho does a quick enzurguri to Batista and Jericho does a Spinning Wheel Kick on Orton. Jericho then realizes Triple H's sledgehammer in the corner and picks it up. He smiles at it as the crowd cheer for ericho. Batista gets up and Jericho swings the hammer on Batista's gut as Batista goes down and rolls outside. Orton gets up and Jericho does a Hammer Shot on Orton's head and Orton goes down, bleeding, and rolls out of the ring. Ric Flair gets in the cell and in the ring and lowblows Jericho. Flair does his signature pose, getting huge heat and "Whooooo" chants untill Jericho nails Flair with the hammer on his chest and clothesline Flair out of the ring. Jericho turns around as Triple H is kneeling down to get up. Jericho smiles and he is about to slam the hammer on Triple H but Triple H does a lowblow on Jericho, making Jericho bend down and drop the hammer. Triple H gets up and tries to do a Pedigree again and nails the Pedigree very hard on Jericho as both men are down. Triple H is moving and is crawling to Jericho and Jericho is still down. Triple H, all bleeding from his face, crawls one more time and he puts his arm over Jericho and the referee counts. 1=====2=====3! Triple H wins the second stage as the crowd gives exploding heat to Triple H.Triple H and Jericho are down. Some officials run down from the entrance with some metal blades and start to wrap around the ropes with the blades as the Hell in the Cell goes up slowly and the weapons for the Devil's Playground match lower down from the celing. We see a Kendo Stick, two Steel Chairs, Stop Signs, Steel Thick Poles, Garbage Cans and Lids, and others. The Devil's Playground has just been set as Triple H gets up. Triple H brings the ladder in again but Jericho gets up with enough power to do a lowblow. Triple H drops the ladder as Jericho gets up and does a Backdrop on Triple H. Jericho smiles and picks up Triple H. Jericho Irish whips Triple H, making the blades stab and stick Triple H in the back as Triple H screams in pain. Jericho does a dropkick, making Triple H go over the ropes with the blades scratching. Triple H goes down. The referee starts the countdown. 1=====2=====3=====4=====5=====6=====7=====. Triple H gets up and carefully crawls under the ring but Jericho stomps on Triple H and picks him up. Jericho Irish whips Triple H again, making the blades stab Triple H and Triple H escapes the blades but Jericho does a Powerslam, making Triple H's back ache more. Jericho picks up the ladder and sets in in the middle of the center. Jericho climbs the ladder and grabs down a chair but Triple H pushes down the ladder, making Jericho get lowblowed by the blade rope on the groin! Jericho is eye bulging and is yelling in pain as Triple H does a Knee Lift on Jericho, making Jericho fall down. The referee then does the countdown. 1=====2=====3=====4=====5=====6. Jericho starts to move and get up.=====7=====8. Jericho is up and crawls in the ring as Triple H pounds on Jericho. Triple H then takes Jericho to a balde rope and sticks Jericho's head on the blade, causing massive bleeding. Triple H then Irish whips Jericho, who sticks a bit on the blade and Triple H nails a powerful Spinebuster. Jericho can't take it as Triple H orders the referee to countdown. 1=====2=====3=====4=====5====6====7. Jericho is up but Triple H picks Jericho up and does powerful multiple right hand punches. Jericho is suffering very badly. Triple H then tells the crowd that it's over as h climbs the ladder and grabs a Stop Sign and then climbs down. Jericho gets up and turns around. Triple H nails the Stop Sign on Jericho's head, knocking him out and he is bleeding a lot, all over his face. The referee counts down as Triple H watches. 1=====2=====3=====4=====5=====6=====7=====8=====9. Jericho gets up and is dizzy as Triple H then does a clothesline but Jericho ducks and Jericho nails an Enzurguri on Triple H, making him go down, Flair style and they are both down as the referee starts the countdown. 1=====2=====3=====4=====5. Triple H and Jericho are moving. 6=====7=====8. Triple H and Jericho get up and exchange weak punches to each other untill Triple H does a Knee Lift to Jericho. Triple H tries to Irish Whip Jericho but Jericho reverses it and Triple H gets stabbed with the metal blades. Jericho then rushes to Triple H but Triple H with a gut kick as Triple H gets out of the blades and then does a Spinebuster to Jericho. Triple H then signals us the end is near for Jericho. Triple H picks up Jericho and puts him in Pedigree position but Jericho grabs Triple H's legs and does a Catapult on Triple H, making him hit his stomach on the blades as it is disturbingly sticks on the blades. Triple H gets out from them and Jericho does a running bulldog. Jericho feels pumped and then does his Lionsault but Triple H lifts up his knees and Jericho gets hit in the mid section but stands up. Triple H gets up and kicks Jericho's gut and does a Pedigree on Jericho. Triple H then gets up and leans on a corner of the turnbuckle as the referee is counting. 1=====2=====3=====4=====5=====6=====7=====8=====. Jericho starts to move and tries to get up. 9=====. Jericho gets up and Triple H rushes to Jericho but Jericho does a Russian Leg Sweep to Triple H, making Triple H land face first on the bottom blade rope. Jericho then goes up the ladder and grabs a steel pole. Orton gets up on the apron. Jericho swings the pole to Orton but Orton ducks and Orton does a Gullotine to Jericho on the blades, making Jericho hold his throat and spit out major amount of blood. Triple H gets up and kicks Jericho's guts and nails Jericho with another Pedigree as the crowd sound dissapointed. The referee starts the count. 1=====2=====3=====4=====5=====6=====7=====8=====. Jericho grabs the corner to get up. 9=====. Jericho gets up and leans on the corner. Triple H tries to clothesline Jericho but Jericho ducks and Triple H clotheslines the referee instead. Triple H turns around and Jericho kciks Triple H's guts and does a Pedigree on the chair brought in earlier, getting massive "Y2J" chants. The referee is down so no countdown. Orton and Batista crawl in but Jericho nails them with some Steel Pole Shots on Orton and Batista. Jericho then Irish whips Orton to the blades and clothesline him outside. Batista rushes to Jericho but Jericho Forklifts Batista on the netal blade ropes, getting normal "Holy $#!+" chants from the crowd. Triple H is up and kicks Jericho's guts for another Pedigree untill Jericho reverses it to a Forkift. Triple H gets up and Jericho takes down Triple H by the legs and turns him around for the Walls of Jericho as Triple H is tapping and by fifty seconds he passes out. The referee is back up and does the countdown twice as slow due to the clothesline he got. 1==========2==========3==========4==========5==========6==========7. Triple H gets up by the count of seven as Jericho does a clothesline to Triple H. Jericho picks up Triple H and tries another Pedigree untill Batista and Orton drag Jericho outside and gan on him, getting Bash at the Beach heat untill Shelton Benjamin runs down to the brawl and fights Orton but is outnumbered by Batista and Flair. Suddenly, with a mixed reaction, Kurt Angle comes out and he fight Batista. Shelton and Angle fight Evolution as Triple H looks on, not paying attention to Jericho with a steel chair. Triple H turns around and Jericho nails Triple H with the chair. Triple H is out but Jericho is not done. Jericho takes the ladder and lies it down in the center. Jericho picks up Triple H and kicks Triple H, very hard, in the gut and does a skull cracking Pedigree on Triple H, selling it very well as if he looked like he died. The referee starts the countdown. 1==========2==========3==========4==========5==========6==========7==========8==========9==========1 0! The crowd explode with pops as Jericho has won the third and final stage of the match and kneels down, almost crying to tears. The referee goes outside and gives the UWEF Heayweight Championship to Chris Jericho.)
Finkel: The winner of this match and.....the NEW UWEF Heavyweight Champion, Y2J, Chris Jericho!
JR(in his yelling state): If you believe in miracles, then you believe in this because after five years, Chris Jericho has done it! He has finally defeated Triple H for the UWEF Heavyweight title!
King: What about Shelton and Angle? They inerfered. That means that Jericho cheated!
JR(yelling): Shut up! What about Evolution? They inerfered in every stage!
King: Just to support him!
(We see highlights of each stage, mostly from the Hell in the Cell and then we cut back to Jericho on the ramp, bleeding and crying, and hugging his new Championship belt as we see an angry and disspaointed Triple H.)
JR(yelling): Triple H's actions cost him dearly tonight as Chris Jericho is leaving the TWF Arena in St. Louis, Missouri as the new UWEF Heavyweight Champion!
King: Stop saying that, JR! Triple H had an off day. I assure you that Triple H will have his day sooner than later!
(We see Jericho do his signature pose with the Title on his waist as the UWEF Global Warming credits fade on the bottom left corner. We pan to a bloddy, angry Triple H)
JR: Folks, thank you for joining us for the first ever UWEF Pay Per View, Global Warming and this will go down as a memorable night. Good night everybody and we'll see you at Horizon and at Highway to Hell on Pay Per View next month.
(We fade to black with the UWEF appearing in slow mo and then we fade to black.)
Last edited by BIG E WINNING : 05-02-2005 at 08:34 PM.