Friday Night Explosion Results
JR: Ladies and gentlemen welcome to WIWA Explosion coming to you live from the sold out Five Seasons Center and King, in just 9 days, New Orleans, in the sold out Superdome, Wrestlemania will be coming to you live, and tonight, the debut of Carlito's Cabana with Cena, Rhyno, Jericho, Edge and Kurt Angle all joining Carlito to talk about the 6 man MITB ladder match at WM
King: Thats not all JR, on Tuesday, we got a shocking announcement that for one night only, the Kliq will reunite at WM to take on the NBT in a War Games match!
JR: This is shaping up to be a huge PPV, but lets get set for Carlito's Cabana!
Carlito's Cabana
Guests: Rhyno, John Cena, Chris Jericho, Kurt Angle & Edge
*SPIT IN THE FACE* hits and Carlito comes out to a mixed reaction. He juggles an apple in his left hand. He hops in the ring and looks around at the crowd. A light *CARLITO* chant gets going.
Carlito- Awright, awright. Now today, before we get started, I was walking around Cedar Rapids (large reaction from crowd)
And yeah, I was looking around, and this place, is...........................................................................................................................................................NOT COOL! (crowd boos)
Cedar Rapids is a s**thole! (crowd boos again, *ASSHOLE* chants get going)
But enough of me insulting this pathetic town, please welcome my 5 guests tonight........
Rhyno, Cena and Y2J appear on the stage to get a massive reaction from the crowd. Then Edge appears and the crowd boos him, also Angle gets some light heat.
They all enter the ring and grab a mic. Cena stretches out on his chair.
Carlito- Guys, you 5 men along with Eddie Guerrero will compete in a MITB ladder match at WM, and I want you guys to make it official of your thoughts on this match.
Cena swipes Carlito's apple of him and takes a crunch. He chews for a looks like hes gonna vomit and spits the apple on the floor.
Cena- You call this an apple? Homie, next week, Wrestlemania, it will be a career changing and perhaps ending night. 6 men are walkin in with their hopes held high, but in the end, there can only be 1 winner and thats me homie, John Cena! (huge pop)
Angle- I dont see why I even have to compete in this crazy suicidal match with 5 other ingreat nobodies who dont ever deserve to be the champ! (crowd boos)
Rhyno- Hey hey hey, hold up there, just incase you have forgot........................................................................................................................YOU SUCK! (crowd cheers)
Carlito- Woa, this is MY show, Carlito's Cabana, not Rhyno's Cabana, and Carlito is down with Kurt and all his amazing acomplishments, being every champ the WWE had to offer, and I am also down with Edge, being the best out of all of you at Ladder matches, hes won more then the rest of put together!
Jericho- O so now your taking sides, well how about Y2J, Cena and Rhyno beat your asses all over Cedar Rapids, ASSCLOWN! (crowd errupts)
*Y2J* chants get going.
Rhyno, Cena and Jericho jumpstart and all 6 men are now brawling. The crowd is loving it.
*The GM* hits and Paul Heyman comes out to a mixed reaction.
Heyman- Well you 6 I think that there is only one way to settle this mess so tonight, Rhyno, John Cena and Y2J vs Kurt Angle, Edge and Carlito! (crowd pops)
Goodbye!
Heyman exits
JR: O yeah, that will be huge, folks we gotta take a break but coming up next, Charlie Haas takes on Hardcore Holly!
Commercial Break
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JR: Welcome back folks, we are about to witness singles action in the form of Hardcore Holly and Charlie Haas, but what an announcement from the GM Paul Heyman before the break, tonight a huge 6 man tag match was made.
King: Thats right, its gonna be Rhyno, John Cena and Chris Jericho going up against my picks, Kurt Angle, Edge and Carlito.
*WORLDS GREATEST* hits and the crowd boos as Haas comes out smiling evily. *HARDCORE* hits and the crowd goes nuts as out comes Hardcore Holly, who is representing his friend Shelton Benjamin, who was brutally assaulted by Haas on High Voltage. Haas also hit Hardcore with a chair when he tried to intervene.
Match 1: Singles Match
Participants: Hardcore Holly vs Charlie Haas
Notes:
Both men lock up, Hardcore outmuscles Haas and takes him to the corner, fires rights at him. Hardcore then silences the crowd and slaps Haas on the chest. It echoes around the arena loudly, Haas holds his chest in pain. Hardcore then boots him in the ribs and beats him down in the corner, then stomps away at him. Holly then pumps up the crowd to get a large response. He then slams Haas hard and covers him 1---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------2-------------------------------------------------------- kick out by Haas.
Hardcore whips Haas to the ropes but Haas counters and takes down Hardcore in the Haas of Pain. Hardcore screams and tries not to tap but eventually he does.
Haas keeps the hold locked in much to the anger of the crowd. Then *AINT NO STOPPIN ME NO* hits and the goes crazy. Haas hops up and looks up ready for a fight. Shelton slides out from under the ring and hops in, turns Haas around and T-Bones him! The crowd goes crazy. Shelton follows Haas outside and starts brawling with him through the crowd until officials break it up.
Match Time: 4m 44s
WINNER: Charlie Haas via Submission
JR: Shelton and Haas wanna tear each other apart!
King: Benjamins crazy with revenge JR, he wants to put Haas in a hospital!
*The GM* hits and the crowd gives a mixed reaction to Paul Heyman.
Heyman- It seems that you 2 just cant stay seperated, I mean you interfere in each others matches, brawl backstage, light cars on fire, trash cars, Haas you sent Shelton into a wall while he was locked in an ambulance....................................................................actually that gives me an idea. At Wrestlemania, Shelton Benjamin will defend his TV title against Charlie Haas (crowd pops)
...............................................................................................................................................In an AMBULANCE MATCH! (crowd errupts)
JR: O my god! An ambulance match, at Wrestlemania between Shelton and Haas, that will be a bloody classic!
King: This PPV is shaping up to be huge JR, HUGE!
Camera fades backstage and we see the New Age Outlaws hanging around a dumpster. All of a sudden noise starts coming from the dumpster.
Billy- Think we should givvem some air?
Road Dogg- Yeah go on
Billy opens the lid and inside are Mike Sanders and Shawn Stasiak!
Billy- Think you can put us in a dumpster and throw us off the stage and get away with it do ya?
Heyman shows up with security and they take Sanders and Stasiak away.
Heyman- Well boys, I understand your anger, but these guys just want another title shot. I tell you what though, since I am on a roll tonight booking matches left, right and center, at Wrestlemania, it will be the Outlaws vs Sanders and Stasiak for the tag team titles (crowd pops)
....................................................................................................................but it will be a DUMPSTER MATCH! (crowd roars)
Good day to you fellas.
Heyman leaves and the camera pans to a break with the Outlaws scratching their heads.
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JR: Well we now have 2 more huge matches to look forward to at Wrestlemania, a dumpster and an ambulance match, this is gonna be a crazy wild ride!
King: I dont think I have been around such a huge show as big as this Wrestlemania, and we both saw some classics in the WWE!
JR: Thats very true, I have never looked forward to a PPV as much as this one!
*PUNK* hits and out comes the Lightweight champ CM Punk to defend his title against the number 1 contender, AJ Styles. *PHENOMINAL* hits and the crowd errupts as AJ Styles comes out playing to the crowd, slapping hands and even signing some autographs.
Match 2: Lightweight Championship Singles Match
Particiapnts: AJ Styles vs CM Punk (c)
Notes
Crowd chants *AJ* loudly, he looks around at all the fans on their feet. He takes his eye off the ball and Punk rolls him up 1----- kick out by Styles. Styles shoulders down Punk, then followed by a textbook dropkick and some chops. Styles whips Punk to the ropes and connects with a helicopter backbreaker. Cover 1--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------2------------- kick out by Punk. Styles drops a leg on Punk then covers him again 1------------------------------- kick out by Punk. Styles puts Punk in the corner and slugs away with right hands. Punk counters and chops away at Styles
Punk whips Styles across the ring to the opposite turnbuckle hard and Styles crashes into it sternum first, then flops to the ground. Punk then teases the crowd before talking some trash to Styles. Punk chokes Styles. He breaks it up at the 4 count then starts doing it again. The ref loosens Punks grip and then Punk starts to intimidate the official. He turns around and Styles clips him with a wheel kick. Cover 1------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------2---------------------------------------------------------------------------no!
Punk raises the shoulder. Styles goes or the StylesClash but it is countered into a hurricanrana by Punk. Punk hooks a leg on the roll through 1-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------2---------------- kick out by Styles. Punk whips Styles to the ropes and Styles comes back with a tiltawhirl headscissors, which sends Punk to the outside.
Punk takes his time getting back into the ring. He gets back in and gets suplxed. Cover 1--------------------------------------------------------------------------------2------------------------- kick out by Punk. Styles goes for a slam but Punk counters with a thumb to the eye of Styles. Punk then plants Styles with a reverse DDT. Cover 1----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------2------------------------------------------------------------------------------no!
Styles kicks out. Punk cant believe it. He then goes for another but Styles counters it into a cutter! Cover 1----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------2--------------------------------------------------------------------------------no! Punk places his foot on the ropes.
Styles goes for a DDT, Punk fights out and goes for a hurricanrana, but Styles catches him and plants him with a StylesClash! Cover 1------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------2-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------no!
Kidman shows up and hits Styles in the back with a steel chair! The ref calls for the bell as Kidman stomps away on Styles. Punk gets up and Kidman blasts him with the chair. Kidman then gets Styles and drops him with a BK Bomb onto the chair. Kidman drags Punk over to the corner and hits the Shooting Star Press onto him. Kidman holds up the Lightweight title, looking at the damage he caused. Kidman then motions around his waist the title to a larger chorus of boos then before, then leaves up the ramp.
Match Time: 14m 56s
WINNER: CM Punk via DQ
JR: That damn Kidman, Styles had the damn match won, thats a robbery of the highest kind!
King: Be quite JR, stop whining, Kidman deserves to be the champ, not Styles or Punk!
Now we cut backstage to see Kidman walking back to his locker room. Paul Heyman stops Kidman.
Heyman- What are you doing? Styles had the match won, why did you interfere?
Kidman- Because that piece of average garbish dosent deserve to be champ, I do!
Heyman- OK then, next week on High Voltage, Billy Kidman vs CM Punk for the Lightweight title!
JR: Well that dastardly Kidman gets his shot next week!
King: He fully deserves it too JR, Kidman excells in the lightweight division.
JR: King you must have verbal dihorrea, because all Im hearing coming from your mouth is CRAP!
King: Well arent we just the funny one tonight!
Camera fades back to see Austin arrive is his 4x4 to get a huge pop from the crowd. Austin opens the door and hops out, then reaches back inside and pulls out his cap. Austin slams the door shut and Randy Orton jumps Austin from behind, knocking him down and stomping on him. Orton then pulls a can of spray paint and sprays RKO on the hood of Austins 4x4. Austin climbs up on his truck and plants Orton with a Stunner! Orton falls backwards into the tray, which has metal poles, slidings and wooden planks in it.
Austin- Have me arrested you son of a bitch!
Austin then covers the tray with a sheet and leaves Orton in there.
JR: Well Austin and Orton are just trying to destroy each others and each others property.
King: Orton had him there but that rattlesnake bites back, I know!
JR: Folks coming up after the break, big main event, 6 man tag!
Commercial Break
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We come back live to see Austin walking back into the parking lot. He stops still and stares ahead. The camera turns around and Orton has freed himself and left RKO signs all over Austins 4x4.
Austin- Son of a bi.....
Ortons breaks a wooden board over Austins head then runs off leaving Austin bleeding.
JR: That good for nothing asshole just left Austin in a pool of splinters and blood!
King: Classy attack by orton, he stalked out Austin and took him at the right time!
JR: Folks is time for the main event, but please get someone back to check on Austin.
Match 3: 6 Man Tag Match
Participants: Rhyno, John Cena & Chris Jericho vs Kurt Angle, Edge & Carlito
Notes:
All 6 men start brawling with each other much like earlier on Carlitos Cabana. After a while Cena and Carlito start it out. Huge *CENA* chants get going before they lock up. Cena blocks Carliots right hand and hammers on Carlito, eventually knocking him down. Cena then powerslams Carlito and covers 1-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------2------------------------------------------------------- kick out by Carlito. Cena whips Carlito to the buckle and follows in with a huge clothesline. Cena tags in Rhyno to a loud pop.
Rhyno boots Carlito in the gut, then sledges him over the back. Rhyno whips Carlito to the ropes and runs through him with a shoulder charge, sending Carlito out through the middle ropes. Carlito recovers and tags in Edge. Rhyno tags in Jericho.
*Y2J* chants get going. Edge takes Jericho down with s headlock and keeps it in. Jericho battles back to his feet and hits Edge in the gut a couple of times. Jericho goes to the ropes but Edge yanks Jericho down by the hair. Crowd starts chanitng *YOU F***ED LITA!* at Edge and Edge gets angry and tags in Angle. The crowd then chant *YOU SUCK* for quite some time as Jericho is placed in a headlock. Angle then rolls around and locks an anglelock on Jericho. Almost instantly Jericho counters and springs Angle away, then again and again. Angle then grabs Jerichos leg and kicks at it, then drops an elbow and wrenches it.
Jericho battles back to his feet and connects with an enziguri on Angle.
Tags made at both ends, Rhyno and Edge in. Rhyno powerslams Edge down and covers him but Carlito breaks it up. Cena then jumps in the ring and takes Carlito over the ropes to the outside. All 6 men are once again brawling.
Up on the titantron we see a lowrider pull up and out hops Eddie Guerrero. He grabs a steel chair and *VIVA LA RAZA* hits over the speakers. He runs to the ring and gets ready to take Angles head off, but stops and hits Jericho! Eddie then hits Cena in the back which sends Cena out to the floor, Eddie then hits Rhyno with the chair! Edge crawls over and covers Rhyno 1---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------2----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------3!
Match Time: 13m 28s
WINNERS: Kurt Angle, Edge and Carlito
JR: What the hell is Eddie doing, hes turned his back on the fans, listen to the Eddie sucks chants!
King: Eddie is showing his true colours, finally!
JR: Folks we gotta go, we gotta go, well see you on High Voltage!