Omfg, l have one more match to write.
Fireworks Sparkle into the air, the camera's cut to the announcing team
Cole: Welcome to WWE SmackDown! l'm here with Eugene Dinsmore!
Eugene: Hi Everybody!
Kurt Angles music and the fans cheer, Angle appears on the stage and he walks down to the ring, he rolls into the ring and gets the microphone and speaks
Angle: Last week, you saw myself pin my creation, Luther Reigns, infact, lets see the footage!
Angle throws Bubba over the ropes and tellls D-Von to tag Luther, D-Von then does so and they start firing right hands at each other, Luther goes for a clothesline but Angle ducks and grabs Luther from behind and Angle Slams him, Angle then covers, 1...2...3
Angle: See, you can see that l kicked Luthers ass, and l totally humiliated him and The Dudleys since it was a handicap match!
Angle: So tonight, in this very ring, l challenge Luther to a match!
Angle then looks to the entrance until ‘Here Comes The Money’ hits and Shane McMahon comes out with a smile on his face and a microphone in his hand, he lifts it up to his mouth and speaks
Shane: Well, Angle l like your idea, and infact l am going to make this match, here tonight!
Shane: Also, we have a lot more matches to come, like The Undertaker verses John Bradshaw Layfeild in a No Disqualifications match!
Shane: And, John Cena and Rob Van Dam will be going one on one with Eddie Guererro and Rene Dupree in a Elimination Tag Team Match!
Shane: And now, to start the night, it will be Shark Boy verses Chavo Guererro verses Rey Mysterio in a Triple Threat Match, also, it will NOT be for the Cruiserweight Championship!
Fans Cheer, Kurt Angle and Shane McMahon then leave
Cole: Well, The GM has addressed SmackDown!
Eugene: Yay Yay!!
Cole: Also, Eugene, Why the hell were you on RAW?
Eugene: I wanted to say goodbye to my Uncle Eric
Cole: Well, you are here on SmackDown! not RAW..
Eugene: I’m sorry Micheal..
Cole: It doesn’t matter..
Shark Boy VS Rey Mysterio VS Chavo Guererro
A lot of highflying moves during this match, Mysterio and Shark Boy double team Chavo most of the match until Shark Boy locks up a Sharkshooter onto Chavo and Mysterio kicks Shark Boy off Chavo, Shark Boy then gets up but is met with a dropkick and Shark Boy falls out of the ring, Mysterio then nails a Tornado DDT to Chavo and hops onto the apron, Mysterio hops onto the ropes and nails a Legdrop, Mysterio then hooks Chavo’s leg, 1…2..3
Winner: Rey Mysterio
Cole: Mysterio wins the match!
Eugene: Shark lost!
Cole: Yes he did..
Eugene: But he was going to win!
Cole: Yes, but he still lost..
Paul Heyman is with Tazz and Josh Mathews in the back
Josh: Well, l am joined here b…
Heyman: Before you say anything, Josh, Tazz here, is wanting a match, a match against someone who has been bothering him for the past couple of weeks, and that person is….Orlando Jordan, You see, Tazz has been watching this guy ringside, and he knows, and l know and l know everyone out their knows, that he is not better, then Revolution!
Fans Boo until Orlando Jordan walks up to Tazz with Theodore Long by his side
Theodore: What did you just say? Playa?
Heyman: Ugh, Theodore, you heard me..
Theodore: Well, let me put it to ya this way, Tazz verses Orlando Jordan, Tonight!
Heyman: Your on, The..O..dore
Theodore: And, before you say anything, Playa, l just wanted to tell you that, if the other Revolution Members come down to the ring, Orlando will just have to kick all of their asses!
Heyman: What? Ahahahaha!
Tazz laughs too
Theodore: Whats so funny?
Heyman: Orlando couldn’t even take out Micheal Cole!
Theodore: Well, tonight, Orlando will show you and Tazz, that he is the biggest and baddest guy in this business!
Orlando and Theodore then leave
Cole: I swear l am going to kick Heyman’s ass..
Eugene: YOU SAID RUDE WORD!
Cole: Oh, Ignore my last sentence then..
Eugene: What does sentence mean?
Cole: Bah, Nevermind.
Orlando Jordan w/ Theodore Long VS Tazz w/ Paul Heyman
A lot of interferences during this match, Tazz locks up a Tazzmission on Orlando but Orlando rams Tazz into the turnbuckle, making Tazz release the hold, Heyman then gets onto the apron, which gives time for Theodore to chuck in a chair, Orlando picks up the chair and whacks Tazz in the face, Orlando then picks up Tazz and nails a DDT onto the chair, Orlando throws the chair out of the ring and Orlando hooks the leg, The referee see’s the count and covers, 1…2…thre, Heyman pulls the referee out of the ring and then the referee asks what the hell he is doing, The Dudley Boyz then come out and Orlando gets to his feet and gets laid out with a 3-D, The Dudley’s then roll out of the ring and Tazz hooks the leg, 1…2…3
Cole: Tazz cheats to win!
Eugene: Orlando use chair!
Cole: You’re right, Eugene.
Rene Dupree and Torrie Wilson are in the ring for Rene Café
Rene: Welcome, Everybody, to Rene Café!
Rene: With, I, Rene Dupree and The Loverly, Torrie Wilson as Co-Host!
Rene: And our guest today is, The Undertaker!
Fans Cheer as The Lights Turn out and a gong is been heard, The Undertaker then comes out with Paul Bearer by his side, they walk down to the ring, they both roll into the ring and Taker sends his eyes to the back of his head, Paul Bearer then laughs at Torrie Wilson since she is hiding in the corner of the ring
Rene: Hello, Undertaker and You too, Paul Bearer, Welcome to Rene Café!
Paul Bearer then takes the microphone and speaks
Paul: No need to be scared, Torrie…
Torrie then backs away even more, Bearer just laughs
Rene: Now, Undertaker, how do you feel about your match with Booker T at the Great American Bash?
Bearer: I can answer that question, Taker will brutally destroy Booker T for attacking me, and Undertaker, infact, lets refresh all of your minds!
Paul Bearer points to the titon tron and then..
Booker T is shown on the stage, he walks down the ramp and he rolls into the ring with some VooDoo dust, he throws the Voodoo dust into Paul Bearer’s eyes and Paul starts screaming, Taker goes to boot Booker down but he moves and throws some Voodoo dust into Undertakers eyes!
Booker T then kicks Taker in the gut and nails a Scissors Kick, Booker T does the same to Paul Bearer, Booker T then takes the urn and leaves
Bearer: See, That will be one night Taker will not forget, and Booker T will pay for his sins!
Rene: Well, Now onto tonights match, Undertaker you will have to verse John Bradshaw Layfeild in a No Disqualifications Match, Your thoughts?
Bearer: Well, He thinks that JBL will have no chance against The Deadman Himself, The Undertaker!
Rene: Well, l think he does!
Rene: Infact, l think that Booker T can kick your ass at The Great American Bash!’
Rene: Boo all you want, but it is true!
The Fans boo turn into cheers after Undertaker picking up Rene over his head and throwing him to the ground, Torrie then walks up to Taker and is about to slap him until Taker grabs her hand and twists it, she screams, Taker then throws her to the ground and she screams in pain, Taker and Bearer then leave
Cole: Well, Torrie tried to hurt Undertaker but got herself hurt!
-Clips of Christian/Stone Cold Segement
-Clips of Jericho attacking A-Train
-Clips of Eugene/Hurricane Segement
-Clips of Edge spearing HHH after the match
Eugene: Kane is bad for hurting me!
Cole: Yes he is..
Eugene: Kane make Eugene MAD!
Cole: Well, Your Uncle Eric did not deserve to put you in that match with him!
Eugene: I know…
Kurt Angle VS Luther Reigns
Both men going at it, hard, Angle ducks a right hand from Luther and hits 3 German Suplex’s in a row, Angle then hooks the leg, 1…2…thr, kickotut by Luther, Angle picks up Luther and sets him up on the top turnbuckle, Angle nails a BIG superplex off the top turnbuckles, Luther lays on the mat, Angle covers Luther again, 1…2…thre, kickout again by Luther, Angle picks up Luther and is about to nail a BIG Belly To Belly Suplex, but Luther reverses it into a headbutt and nails his own, Belly To Belly Suplex, Luther hooks Angle’s leg, 1…2…kickout by Angle, Luther taunts the crowd and gets back to his feet and knocks down Angle with a Big Boot to the face of Angle, Luther then picks up Angle and lifts him over his head and nails a Suplex into a DDT, Luther then rolls up Angle holding the ropes without the referee seeing, 1…2…3
Winner: Luther Reigns
Aftermath: Luther is stomping the hell out of Angle until Charlie Haas runs down to the ring and starts nailing right hands to the temple of Luther, Charlie then goes to the behind of Luther and nails a German Suplex, Haas and Angle then stare at each other, they then raise each other arm
Cole: Team Angle is back!
Eugene: Team who?
Cole: Team Angle, Eugene!
Cole: Bah, Whatever!
RVD Is in the back staring at a picture of Eddie Guererro, Rob then throws the picture on the floor, breaking it..
RVD: Eddie, l will show you..No Mercy at The Great American Bash..
RVD then turns around to the screen
RVD: Eddie, you are just one of those RVD wannabes, You are nothing compared to Rob…Van…Dam
RVD: Now, its time to get my revenge..on you!
RVD: Tonight, is the night..where you SUFFER!
Eugene: Oh, l forgot to tell you Micheal!
Eugene: I have a new favourite wrestler!
Eugene: JOHN CENA!! WORD LIFE!
Elimination Tag Team Match
Rene Dupree and Eddie Guererro VS Rob Van Dam and John Cena Fantastic Match, Rene and Cena start off the match, Rene gets locked in a headlock but gets thrown off by Cena, Cena then does the Word Life taunt, During the match, Rene is going for a DDT onto RVD but gets thrown off, RVD then climbs the turnbuckle and nails a Five Star Frog Splash, RVD hooks Rene’s leg, 1…2…3
Rene Dupree is Eliminated
RVD calls in Eddie, Eddie runs into the ring and RVD goes for a dropkick, but Eddie ducks and nails a kick to the back of RVDs head, RVD quickly runs over to Cena and tags him in, Cena clotheslines Eddie to the ground, Cena then picks up Eddie and goes for an F-U but Eddie rolls behind Cena and rolls him up with a handful of tights, 1…2..3
John Cena is Eliminated
[I]The final two are, Rob Van Dam and Eddie Guererro, Eddie and RVD start going at it with some punches to the temple of RVD, Eddie then picks up RVD and nails 3 suplex’s in a row, Eddie then signals for a frog splash, he climbs up to the top turnbuckle and falls onto RVDs Knee’s, RVD then covers Eddie, 1…2…thr, kickout by Eddie, RVD gets up and nails a DDT onto Eddie, RVD climbs the turnbuckle and nails a Split Legged Moonsault which landed on Eddie perfectly, RVD covers, 1…2...thre, kickout by Eddie, RVD then climbs up onto the top rope and does the R..V..D taunt until Eddie pushes the referee into the ropes and RVD falls, Eddie then gets onto the top turnbuckle with RVD and nails a Frankensteiner, Eddie then hooks the leg, 1…2…thre, kickout by RVD, Eddie then climbs up onto the top turnbuckle for a second time but Eddie is met with some punches from RVD, RVD finishes It off by knocking Eddie off the turnbuckle with a kick to the face, Eddie falls flat down onto the cavas, RVD climbs the turnbuckle and nails a Five Star Frog Splash and hooks Eddie’s leg, 1…2…3
Winners: Rob Van Dam and John Cena
Cole: RVD pinned the champ for the second week in a row!
Eugene: I think R..V..D next WWE Champion!
Aftermath: A Masked man walks down to the ring and smashes RVD and Eddie in the face with a chair, The Masked Man then nails a DDT on RVD onto the chair and does the same thing to Eddie
Cole: Who the hell is that sick and twisted man?
Eugene: I don’t know, but he beat the hell out of RVD and Eddie!
John Bradshaw Layfeild VS The Undertaker
Fantastic match by the two, JBL goes for a clothesline of hell but Taker ducks and lifts up JBL until Booker T runs down to the ring with a chair, Booker then clocks Taker in the face with the chair, making him fall to the ground in pain, JBL and Booker start double teaming Taker, until Booker takes something out of his tights and throws some VooDoo dust into the eyes of The Undertaker, Paul Bearer walks inside the ring but is knocked to the outside after JBL hitting Bearer with a clothesline of hell, Booker then kicks Taker in the gut and goes for a Scissors Kick but Taker reverses it into a sidewalk slam, Taker then picks up JBL and nails a Tombstone Piledriver, with a big THUD, Taker then sticks out his tongue and covers JBL, 1…2…3
Winner: The Undertaker
All of a sudden, the lights turn out, and a shadowy figure is on the titon tron
???: I have been waiting, to get back into that ring, and l will make my return, at the Great American Bash!
All of a sudden, a Crawk is heard, and the lights turn back on
Eugene: That was scary!
Cole: I wonder who the hell that was!
Eugene: Don’t forget to watch RAW!!!
Cole: And don’t forget to see Bad Blood, Live on PPV!
Rey Mysterio def Chavo Guererro and Shark Boy in a Non-Title bout
Tazz def Orlando Jordan
Luther Reigns def Kurt Angle
Rob Van Dam and John Cena def Eddie Guererro and Rene Dupree in a Elimination Tag Team Match
The Undertaker def John Bradshaw Layfeild in a No Disqualifications Match