RATE THE FOLLOWING RESULTS:
*The Velocity Theme Pumps the PA System*
JR: Coming of a Chaotic King of Kings, It's Velocity!
I am Jim Ross alongside Leobardo Magadan! Leo how ya doing?
Leobardo Magadan: Im fine, Tonight 2 NEW SIGNINGS FOR THE IWF!
And Ross I wonder who could they be?
Jr: I have no Idea Leo, but we're about to find out now!
As "Hardcore" Bob Holly is set to take on a Mystery opponent.
*"How do you like Me now?" Hits, Crowd Boos"
Tony Chimmel: The Following Contest is scheduled for One Fall, Introducing
from Mobile, Alabama, he weights in at 234 Lbs. HARDCORE HOLLY!
Leobardo Magadan: And what a Treat for Hardcore Holly here, I wonder
who could his opponent be
JR: Well. you're about to find out Leobardo Magadan!
*Crowd becomes quiet..*
*"La Cancion del Mariachi" hits Crowd goes Nuts!*
JR: OH MY GOD!
Leobardo Magadan: IT'S PEDRO GARZA!!
Tony Chimmel: His opponent, from Monterrey, Nuevo Leon, Mexico
he weights in at 239 Lbs... P-G Garza!
JR: PEDRO'S BACK IN THE IWF!
THIS CROWD IS NUTS!
PEDRO LEFT IWF IN 2001 FOR IWA! AND NOW 2 OR 3 YEARS LATER
*As Pedro steps into the ring Pedro Chants generate thru the crowd*
Leobardo Magadan: Listen to the Crowd!
JR: The Cousin of Former wCw Star, Hector Garza, is back where He was born!
Leobardo Magadan: And where He was made!
*Bell Sounds as Crowd Cheers*
JR: HERE WE GO FOLKS! PEDRO GARZA IS BACK IN AN IWF RING!
ARE YOU AS PUMPED UP AS I AM LEOBARDO?
Leobardo Magadan: You betcha Ross.
JR: Holly here, Askin' for Pedro's hand, and Garza turning over to the
crowd, and appereantly the crowd says no!
*A Loud Slap is herd thru the Arena*
Leobardo Magadan: Well there's always a Happy thought there!
JR: Garza slapping Holly here, Garza quickly on the attack, Shoulder tackle,
Holly up Garza again with a Shoulder tackle aaannnd a Clothesline and Holly already
realizes what Pedro Garza is made of!
And this crowd in San Antonio, lovin' Pedro.
Leobardo Magadan: I know Ross, I feel like it's 98 all over again!
JR: Holly back up, Garza now sending Holly thru the Ropes and a Heel Kick,
shades of D'Lo Brown there. Cover 1-2 NO! Garza only with a 2 count here.
Garza telling Referee Mike Sparks to count like a referee should.
Leobardo: I bet ya that Lucky bastard is enjoying his Paycheck!
Leobardo Magadan: Because at "King of Kings" It was Sparks that payed the Tanda
and did some extra curricular counting to do backstage!
JR: I know what a Night He had in Reno.
Meanwhile Pedro Garza sends Holly to the Corner, and look out here..NO
Garza went for a Splash and Hardcore Holly quickly moved out of the way to
avoid the contact here!
*Crowd chants: WOOO! WOOO! WOO!*
Leobardo Magadan: Hardcore Bob with those Chops, He's tougher
than My Mother in Law Ross!
JR: WHO? Holly?
Leobardo Magadan: Yes. Pedro now making a comeback!
JR: Garza now sending Holly off the ropes once again, and a Back body drop over the top.
Holly in trouble here.
Leobardo Magadan: PEDRO ONE-TWO- PEDRO GARZA FLYING OFF THE ROPES LIKE
A METROID PRIME BIRD! PEDRO WITH A CORDSCEW SUICIDE DIVE! CAN THIS
GET ANY BETTER ROSS!
JR: It sure can Leo.
*INSTANT REPLAY of the Suicide dive Cordscrew Plancha is shown*
JR: FANTASTIC MOVE BY PEDRO GARZA!
NOBODY DOES IT BETTER THAN PEDRO AND HECTOR GARZA!
Leobardo Magadan: Hector Garza is in Japan in BIG JAPAN and his cuz, Pedro
is back with the IWF!
JR: Garza sending Holly
JR: To the Steel Post, and Sparks is already at 13!
Garza back in now, waiting for Holly here. Leo have you EVER seen Holly be dominated
like this before?
Leobardo Magadan: Never ever ever Ross. Holly back in and Pedro receives Holly with
a spinning Clothesline, like a Balerena, but only Garza does it better!
JR: Holly dazed here, Garza off the ropes and..He stopped!
Garza instead picking up Holly for a....
*Crowd Chants: OH!
JR: Pedro with a Spinning Fallaway Slam carry onto a Ricoshet!
*Crowd goes Nuts*
JR: GARZA SIGNALING THIS CROWD IN SAN ANTONIO!
PEDRITO TO THE TOP!
Leobardo Magadan: It's been 3 Years since this was last seee....
*Crowd Cheers as Garza executes the Cordscrew Splash*
JR: THE BRENALINA! COVER
*Crowd Chants: 1-2-3!
*"La Cancion del Mariachi" hits again as Crowd goes nuts*
JR: WHAT A RETURN FOR PEDRO GARZA!
Tony Chimmel: Here is your Winner, PEDRO GARZA!
JR: PEDRO'S BACK WITH THE IWF! HE'S BACK AND BYGOD MORE INTENSE
THAN EVER BEFORE!
Leobardo Magadan: WHAT A MATCH TO KICK IT OFF HERE!
Here you see Holly, being taken down, and Garza quickly going to the top and..
WHAM! The Brenalina, the Cordscrew Splash for the 1-2 and bygod 3!
JR: What a Minute..
*Camaras are in the Parking Lot*
JR: A Limo...
JR: And there they are, Christopher Boxer and Thai Boxer have arrived in
San Antonio, and Boy do they have something in store for us!
*Crowd gives mixed reaction*
Leobardo: THERE HE IS, THE "AMMO OF AFRAUDITA" As He meets, Amazing Red!
*"The Bombtrack" hits, Crowd boos*
Tony Chimmel: The following contest is scheduled for One Fall!
making his way to the Ring, from The Bronx, New York
JR: I thought he was from Brooklyn?
Leobardo Magadan: He's from the Bronx!
JR: Are you sire because when he signed...
Leobardo Magadan: If you aren't sure ask Red, Im not Jesus Zuniga Ross!
*"You're in my house now" hits, Crowd Cheers*
Tony Chimmel, his opponent, from The Jungle, TARZAN BOY!
JR: TARZAN NOT WAISTING ANY TIME TO GET TO WORK ON THE
AMAZING ONE HERE!
Tarzan, left's rights to Red, Red staggering, Tarzan with another right hand.
Tarzan with a Clothesline, sending the Amazing One over the top and out!
Leobardo Magadan: LOOK OUT TARZAN BOY!
*Crowd Chants: WOAH!*
Leobardo Magadan: "THE AMMO OF AFRAUDITA" WITH A FRONT FLIP
PLANCHA TAKING THE AMAZING ONE THE THE LOWER EXTRMEDIES!
JR: Tarzan Now sending Amazing Red to the Apron, and LOOK OUT HERE!
Avalanche on the Apron hitting the Amazing One!
Amazing now, groggy, Tarzan picks him up for a..SNAKE EYES!
Red continuing to suffer here.
Leobardo Magadan: Tarzan is ON, and I mean ON FIRE Jimboys.
JR: Red back up, Tarzan on the Apron. LOOK OUT!
A STAGE DIVE FROM THE APRON TO THE FLOOR, AND TARZAN NOW
FEELING CONFIDENT LIKE NEVER BEFORE!
Leobardo Magadan: Tarzan proving to Red, Why Marvelous is NOT A Joke!
JR: Both men back in the ring here, Tarzan with a High knee, Red ducks
*Crowd Chants: WOAH!*
JR: What a Kick by Red, Red now has Tarzan by the Arm here, Look at
the Agility of Amazing Red folks, Red walking the Ropes, into an Arm Drag!
Beatiful move here by Amazing Red, Tarzan perhaps in trouble!
Leobardo Magadan: Tarzan now realizes that he has a tough youngster, and with that
Front Missile Dropkick off the 3rd rope, Red is able to mantain Tarzan mommentarly here.
JR: Red now off the ropes, quick elbow drop, Red again with an Elbow. Red now quickly
off the ropes here.. and a Lion
*A Loud Mat sound is herd*
JR: Amazing Red went for a Springboard Moonsault here, Tarzan now has red by the Arm
here, Tarzan takes Red with the Mahistral Cradle or "La Casita" Creation of Pepe Casas!
1-2-3! It's over!
Leobardo Magadan: Wuuf, my Eyes hurt!
Tony Chimmel: Here's your Wnner, Tarzan Boy!
JR: Just as Amazing Red was about to put on Momentum, Tarzan moves out of the way
from that Springboard Moonsault, and Quickly applies "La Casita" or a Mahistrol Cradle
whatever you want to call it for the 1-2 and Three..
WAIT A MINUTE!
JR: HEAVY METAL!
HEAVY METAL FROM NOWHERE ATTACKING TARZAN BOY!
AND NOW THE 2 ON 1 ASSAULT ON TARZAN BOY!
Leobardo Magadan: THE HELL SATANS!!!!
JR: ULTIMO GUERRERO AND REY BUCANERO COMING TO THE AIDE OF
THEIR FORMER LEADER!
BUCANERO SENDING RED OVER THE TOP ROPE!
*A Sickening Thud is herd thru the Arena*
JR: MYGOD, THAT'S CHRIS NOWINSKI WITH A CHAIR!
Leobardo Magadan: I GUESS THE HANDICAP MATCH HAS BEGUN!
JR: I guess so.
Nowinski, now on the assult, and look at Two Thirds of the Crew leaving,
I guess the Damage has been done to Tarzan Boy! But in any event,
Rey Bucanero continuing to be ambushed here by Chris Nowinski.Oh!
Ultimo Guerreo from behind, and now Guerrero on the assault on Chris Nowinski
with those open hand Chops, shades of Jushin Lyger Leo?
Leobardo Magadan: Yep, and now Rey Bucanero with those fiece Buh Buh Dudley
like Punches right to Heart of Chris Nowinski, And the Hell Satans are in control Ross!
Guerrero now taking Nowinski for a...Backdrop, and this Crowd coming alive for the
current reigning IWF World Tag Team Champions.
*The Crowd starts Chanting: HELL SATANS!*
Leobardo Magadan: San Antonio is down with the Satans!
JR: Easy there Teddy
Leobardo Magadan: LOL!
JR: Ultimo now sending Mr. Harvard to the ropes and a Backdrop over the tope
in-and-out for Nowinski!
Leobardo Magadan: That's right Chris Nowinski now realin' from the attack
JR: Bucanero off the ropes and Ultimo Guerre...
*Crowd Chants: WOAH!*
JR: What A Move there by the Hell Satans!
Leobardo Magadan: Rey Bucanero came off the ropes and Ultimo Guerrero catapulted
him over the tope rope. And Folks that's Vintage Hell Satans for you!
JR: Guerrero now..WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!?
*A Cinterblock Smash is herd, Crowd boos*
JR: WHAT DA!? MORTIMER PLUMTREE! MORTIMER JUST BASHED
A CINTERBLOCK ON ULTIMO GUERRERO'S BACK OF THE HEAD!
AND NOW MORTIMER, TELLING NOWINSKI TO GET BACK HERE!
NO C'MON NOT THIS WAY.KIOTA STOP!
Leobardo Magadan: ONE..TWO..THREE!
JR: CHRIS NOWINSKI HAS JUST DEFEATED THE HELL SATANS!
Leobardo Magadan: And Single Handedly I might Add!
JR: I might add my Ass!
This was the Plan that Mortimer and Nowinski cooked up for us!
*Crowd Boos, as Mortimer escorts Nowinski to the back*
JR: And This Compacity Crowd in San Antonio doesn't like these
2 Harvard Nerds! Im Sure The Hell Satans are going to get even for this!
Leobardo Magadan: Look at the Gesture in Bucanero's face!
JR: Have These Harvard Jackasses realized what
they've gotten themselves into?
Leobardo Magadan: I think they don't. And Like Nowinski promised, He calls "CHECKMATE!"
JR: WE ARE BACK 20 THOUSAND ON HAND IN SAN ANTONIO
*"Eye of the Tiger" hits, Crowd Massively Boos*
JR: Leo, I guess it's time for the Main Event!
Take it over Chimmel!
Tony Chimmel: The Following Contest is scheduled for One Fall,
Introducing out of a combined weight of 458 Lbs.
KICKBOXER & THAI BOXER..THE KICKBOXERS!!!
JR: Here are 2 Unstopable Beast, Kickboxer is One of them!
Leobardo Magadan: Ross, Let me "Fill ya in" on Thai Boxer. Thai was a Former 2 Time
Kickboxing Champion, and a Former Blackbelt in Martial Arts at age 16!
*Randy Orton's Music Hits, Crowd doesn't Cheer much*
Tony Chimmel: Their opponent First, from St. Louis, Missourri,
JR: What a Promise this Kid is.
Leobardo Magadan: Shut up Ross, Orton's got the Mic!
Randy Orton: My Mystery opponent is....
*"Cowboys from Hell" by Panter hits
JR: O MY!
THERE HE IS!!!
*Crowd Explodes Again!*
JR: Orton on Thai Boxer, and not like that Ladies and Gentlemen! Warrior and Boxer trading blows.
Warrio ducked the right hand, and Warrior wth a Spinebuster on Christopher Boxer, Boxer in all
kinds of Trouble here!
Leobardo Magadan: Meanwhile on the Outside, Randy Orton just clotheslined, Thai Boxer over
the barricade, and all Hell is Broken Loose here! TORTAS TORTAS! Lupe's yelling, because all
hell has Broken Loose!
JR: Warrior now Chopping Kickboxer on the ropes now, Boxer in trouble again.
Warrior now with a Gore, found the mark, which is right in the gut of Christopher,
and Boxer just went bye bye to the outside!
*Warrior Looks at the Crowd, Crowd Explodes!*
Leobardo Magadan: I THINK THE CROWD KNOWS WHAT'S NEXT!
BLACK A LA ONE! BLACK A ALA TWO, BLACK! BLACK! BLACK! WARRIOR!
BLACK WARRIOR WITH A TOPE SUICIDA ON KICKBOXER!
AND THIS CROWD IN SAN ANTONIO ON THEIR FEET FOR THE WARRIOR!
JR: Orton now sending Thai Boxer to the stairs, Meanwhile Warrior has Chris in a...Catapult,
perhaps? GEE! What Impact! Boxer just meet the Steel Post. Warrior & Orton in Control here!
Leobardo Magadan: Orton now tossing Thai back in, Man-O-Main Im speechlees here!
JR: Warrior now has Christopher by the Hair and...sends him back in.
Orton has Thai Boxer purched up in the Corner, and a SUPERPLEX!
BOTH MEN DOWN, Meanwhile..Who's that?
* An Unidentified Wrestler quickly walks down the Ramp!*
Leobardo Magadan: I dont know Ross!
JR: This Wrestler now, WAIT A MINUTE HERE! SOMETHING SMELLS!
Leobardo Magadan: And It's not my Mother in law Ross.
A 3 On 1 On Randy Orton.
JR: Black Warrior now coming to the attack on Thai Boxer, Warrior sending
Thai to the Ropes and OHHH!!
*Crowd Chants: OOOHHH!!!*
Leobardo Magadan: A LOW-BLOW FROM CHRIS,SENDING WARRIOR DOWN!
JR: And now the Numbers gain here 3 On 1 here!
This is a Mugging!
*Bell Sounds 4 Times*
JR: THIS IS NOT RIGHT! HERE!
A TOTAL ASSAULT BY CHRISTOPHER AND THAI BOXER AND THIS
OTHER WRESTLER WHO WE DON'T HAVE A CLUE OF KNOWING!
Kickboxer: GET IM' UP!
JR: AND KICKBOXER TELLING THAI TO PICK UP ORTON,
CHRIS HAS ORTON SENDS HIM OFF AND NOOO!
THIS IS RIDICULOUS, THIS IS UNCALLED FOR!
Leobardo Magadan: Another Surprise!
JR: THERE ARE SOME QUESTIONS THAT NEED TO BE ANSWERED HERE LEO!
I AS SURE AS HELL AS THE FANS WANT A DAMN ANSWER TO THIS!
Leobardo Magadan: Don't hold your breath any Longer Ross, Chris has
Kickboxer: ORTON WHAT DID WE TELL YOU!
YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A PIECE OF SHIT!
AND YOU BLACK WARRIOR! YOU MIGHT HAVE RETURNED!
BUT GUESS WHAT, IM STILL HERE, AND THAT MEANS THAT AS LONG
AS IM AROUND, I RUN THINGS AROUND HERE!
Kickboxer: SHUT UP! I DON'T WANNA HEAR REDNECKS!
AS FOR THIS GUY RIGHT HERE! HIS NAME IS
MUTHAI BOXER! A FORMER BLACKBELT AND 1 TIME
WORLD KICKBOXING CHAMPION! AND TO ALL OF YOU IN THE BACK!
GARZA, SATANS, TARZAN ETC... IF YOU MESS WITH US, THIS IS HOW
YOU WILL END UP! BECAUSE WE HAVE
"THE EYE OF THE TIGER!" AND IF THERE'S ANYONE THAT WANTS
A PIECE OF US, WE'LL TAKE THEM, AND LIKE I'VE SAID! YOU'LL
END UP JUST LIKE THESE 2 SCUMBAGS HERE!
COME AND TRY! TO LOOK WORST THAN THIS THAT IS!!!!
*"Eye of The Tiger" hits, Crowd continues to Boo*
JR: SON OF A BITCH!
Leobardo Magadan: Hold it Ross, Hold it!
JR: These 3, Chris, Thai and Muthai have left a Mark
*All 3 Raise their Hands*
JR: ORTON & WARRIOR LEFT MOTIONLESS THANKS TO THESE
WHAT ARE THESE 3 GOING TO HAVE IN STORE FOR US ALL
AT AFTERBURN? THESE 3 ASSHOLES STAND TALL!
FOR LEOBARDO MAGADAN IM JIM ROSS!
GOOD NIGHT EVERYBODY!!!!
Rate, and Like I said tell me what im Missing!
PLUS if you're wondering who Leobardo Magadan is, he's a Lucha Commentator, The "Lawler of Mexican Wrestling"
Tell me if I should keep going like this or change stuff this & that alright....