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WWE RAW & SMACKDOWN PRESENT;
SATURDAY NIGHTS MAIN EVENT
!! THE 2008 KING OF THE RING TOURNAMENT !!
June 21 | o2 Arena, London England
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*Old School Saturday Nights Main Event opening*
The Million Dollar Man is stood outside his limo, walking as he talks to the camera…
Million Dollar Man: So here we are. The King of the Ring. The DiBiase name is already royalty in this business. But tonight, my boy, Ted Junior, rises to the throne.
Ted Jr enters the picture, walking alongside his Father.
Million Dollar Man: Because everybody has a price…
We get a close up of the Hall of Famer…
Million Dollar Man: For the Million Dollar man!!
He then lets out the famous laugh, putting a hand on the shoulder of his son, as we fade out.
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In the locker room, CODY RHODES is tying up his boots.
Cody Rhodes: Ted DiBiase Junior appears to be happy to live in his fathers shadow. I’m not, and I never was. My last name has been a noose around my neck throughout my career. Constant comparisons to the
fat man, and my
freakshow brother.
Cody finishes up typing his laces, and turns, looking right into the camera.
Cody Rhodes: Tonight - that changes. I’m going to do something they never could do - and that’s take the crown, and become King.
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Switching now, KURT ANGLE is stood in a studio…
Kurt Angle: I’ve been in this position before. I won an Olympic Gold Medal. I’ve been King of the Ring before. And tonight, I’ll become King of the Ring AGAIN!!!
Angle gets fired up already…
Kurt Angle: Because I’m Kurt FREAKIN Angle, and if I want to win back the WWE Title, THIS is what I have to do. Oh, it’s true … It’s damn true.
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Elsewhere, NICK NEMETH is stood next to a long mirror…
Nick Nemeth: For the longest time, I was so obsessed with my own image and how I looked, I lost sight of what was important and wasted my talent.
Nemeth looks at the mirror, and shakes his head, before turning back to the camera.
Nick Nemeth: Not anymore. Now tonight, yeah, I’m in pursuit of a material object … but I don’t want to wear the crown as some fashion accessory. I want to become King of the Ring in order to springboard my career to the next level. And I’m willing to go through hell to do it.
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We see a close up of the Cruiserweight Title, before zooming out to obviously show JAMIE NOBLE, the Cruiserweight champion.
Jamie Noble: My name is Jamie Noble, boy. This right here, is the Cruiserweight title. They said I couldn’t win THIS. And those same people are saying I cant win THIS TOURNAMENT!!! Tonight, I’m gonna show the whole world that you write off Jamie Noble at your god damn peril.
Noble slaps his belt, as the camera fades out.
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And next up is the Intercontinental Champion, CM PUNK, picking up his own title belt from a trainers table.
CM Punk: For weeks, all I keep seeing is vestiges of the past, celebrating former Kings of the Ring. It’s something this company seems to be obsessed with. Living in the past - when it’s future is staring it in the face. I may not be the poster boy the WWE wants, or the sentimental favourite these people in London want … but there’s no choice in the matter. You’re lookin at the next King of the Ring. C … M … PUNK.
Punk smirks, as the camera fades out.
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Moving on, BRYAN DANIELSON is sat down in the locker room.
Bryan Danielson: I‘m Bryan Danielson.
*Chuckles briefly* This?? Talking to a camera. It’s not what I’m used to doing, if I’m honest. I’m not a natural in front of the camera.
Danielson points off camera.
Bryan Danielson: Out there though - in the ring?? That’s what comes natural. And what I do in that ring, I do better than anyone else. The idea of three matches in one night sounds pretty cool. And the fact I get to start off by getting my hands on Jamie Noble - makes it all the sweeter.
Danielson proceeds to continue fixing his knee pads as we move on.
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To a shot of the back of a UNION JACK robe. The camera slowly pans up, until WILLIAM REGAL finally turns around to face the camera - to a HUGE ovation from the watching fans in London.
William Regal: Lets crown a bloody King, shall we??
Regal snarls to the camera, as the shot focuses again on the robe, before he walks off the set.
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AND NOW … RAW AND SMACKDOWN PRESENT … SATURDAY NIGHTS MAIN EVENT!!!
THE 2008 KING OF THE RING FINALS!!!
PYRO
The camera pans around The o2 Arena, and the throngs of British fans in attendance, with many holding signs and others brandishing Union Jacks proudly, and before the familiar voice of Jim Ross can even greet us to tonights event…
Jim Ross: It began with thirty two hopeful WWE superstars, all with the aspirations of becoming King of the Ring. Now, only eight remain, and tonight, ONE will rise to the throne!! But it will be HELL to get there!!! We are LIVE in the home of royalty - we’re in London, England, and where better to crown a King!! I’m Jim Ross, and tonight, in the interest of balance and fairness, I’m joined by Smackdowns Jerry ‘The King’ Lawler!! King - they’ve put the band back together!!
Jerry Lawler: They sure have, J.R!! It’s been a while since we sat together to call a show - but what a show it’ll be!! And hey, who better to call this show than me?? After all, it takes a king to know a King!!
Jim Ross: It absolutely does - and whilst the King of the Ring tournament is the central focus here tonight, there’s also huge stakes on the Raw and Smackdown brands - the World Tag Team Championships will be at stake, and it’s the Angels of Anarchy’s last shot at the gold!! But, as we can see, the steel cage is hanging ominously above the ring, King!!
Jerry Lawler: Oh boy!! Either Chris Jericho or Rob Van Dam will be waving goodbye to the WWE tonight!! Two of the greatest of all time are putting their WWE careers at stake!!!
Jim Ross: Indeed they will. Whilst one superstar will rise to glory in the King of the Ring tournament, another legendary superstar will see their WWE career come to an abrupt end.
**REGALITY**
There’s a MASSIVE reaction inside the o2 arena as WILLIAM REGAL makes his way through the curtain - with four Beefeaters at the top of the stage for the night - and the hometown favourite waves to the fans before marching down the ramp, looking focused and determined ahead of his big night.
J.R comments that Regal is far and away the sentimental favourite in England, and reminds the viewers that the last time Regal competed in England, he left Wembley Stadium last year at Summerslam as Intercontinental Champion. The Brit brings his Goldust Teddy bear that was gifted to him last week on Raw by his tag team partner, and clenches his fist as he fires up the fans…
Jim Ross: And let’s remind everyone that Regal is out here alone tonight, Goldust is not permitted by Regals side, and the same will be the case for Cody Rhodes, who wont be allowed to have Ken Doane join him out here tonight either. No seconds or managers are permitted ringside for the King of the Ring tournament. And let’s in fact, take the opportunity to remind everyone of the rules…
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~ KING OF THE RING TOURNAMENT RULES ~
1ST & 2ND ROUND MATCHES; 15min. Time Limit
QUARTER FINALS; 20min. Time Limit
SEMI FINALS; 30min. Time Limit
FINAL; 60min. Time Limit
Disqualifications and Count Outs apply.
In the event of a Double count-out, double disqualification or time limit draw - BOTH competitors will be eliminated from the tournament. Should this occur, the scheduled opponent for the following round will advance via a Bye.
Should a competitor be forced to withdraw from the tournament due to injury, his opponent will receive a bye.
NO managers, valets, team mates or friends are permitted at ringside during a tournament match.
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Jerry Lawler: And that counts for everyone, J.R. Even The Million Dollar Man cant get around these rules!!
Jim Ross: Indeed he cant!! No managers, no valets, NO ONE can be out here. It means the best man wins - NO excuses!!!
**IT‘S A NEW DAY**
It may well be the most heat that CODY RHODES has ever received in his short career, with the English fans FIRMLY behind Regal, showing no love for the youngster. J.R reminds everyone of the ongoing rivalry between Regal and Rhodes as part of their tag feud with the respective partners Goldust and Ken Doane, saying that Rhodes intends on upsetting Regal in front of his own people tonight.
Lawler also notes that the two men having such a personal issue ongoing could be detrimental to them both, reminding J.R to win the tournament they’ll need to compete THREE times tonight, and a hard fought match up so early on could prove to take a lot of much needed energy from them both. Cody takes his time to enter the ring, demanding Regal back up, as he tentatively steps inside.
~ KING OF THE RING QUARTER FINAL ~
William Regal vs. Cody Rhodes
Once the bell rings, the two men begin to circle the ring, but as Regal tries to back Cody up, Rhodes ducks through the ropes to create a break. As he pulls back in, Cody tells the referee, Mike Chioda, to check the trunks of Regal!!! Well aware of the tricks Regal can pull, Cody demands Regal be checked for Brass Knucks by Chioda, with the official having to frisk Regal for the foreign object. The fans boo, and Regal protests … but as Chioda pats the Brit, he DOES find the Brass Knucks in Regals trunks!!!!! More boos fill the arena, and Regal rolls his eyes, but he’s forced to hand over his weapon, eliminating the ‘Power of the Punch.’ As Chioda removes the weapon from the ring, Rhodes looks to cheap shot Regal - but the shot is blocked - and Regal DROPS Rhodes with a right hand!!!!
Regal gets right to work, hammering Cody relentlessly in the corner, with the referee having to step in before Regal can get himself disqualified!! The Brit fires up the fans, then comes back to the corner for Cody, sending the youngster across the ring, but Rhodes stops himself from hitting the corner, and catches an incoming Regal with a drop toe hold - sending Regal, face first, into the middle turnbuckle!!! From there, Cody takes over, stomping Regal in the corner, and running Regal off the ropes, whilst driving knees into the gut and holding on to the veteran. Rhodes then snaps off a Russian Leg Sweep, 1...2...NO!!! Cody slaps on a rear chin lock, and taunts the fans, but Regal is soon battling back out of it, struggling to his feet - but Rhodes cuts him off with a knee to the gut, then hit’s the ropes, coming back with a running knee lift.
After another near fall, Cody sets up for the DISASTER KICK - but Regal DUCKS out of trouble, then comes back for a clothesline, but Rhodes changes levels, and elevates Regal, flap jacking the veteran throat first on the top rope!!! Regal reels away, with Cody perching himself on the top rope - CROSS BODY!!! 1...2...REGAL KICKS OUT!!!!! Rhodes slaps the mat in frustration, but stalks down Regal, stomping his rival as he crawls along the canvas. However, when Cody looks to drag Regal up, the Brit responds with a punch to the gut!! That slows Cody down, and allows Regal to follow up with a European Uppercut!! That rocks Cody, and spurs Regal on, with the veteran lashing out with a right hand, then another European Uppercut; right hand, uppercut, right hand, uppercut - then puts the upstart down with a vicious clothesline!!!!!
Regal is getting fired up, and he locks Rhodes up, firing off a Butterfly Suplex, floating over, cover (whilst sticking his forearm in Cody’s face) 1...2...NO!!!! Regal isn’t put off by the kick out though, and he looks to finish Cody off with the KNEE TREMBLER - but Cody avoids it!!! The youngster side steps out of Regals path, then puts the Brit down with a dropkick!!! Quickly, Cody drags Regal up, looking for CROSS RHODES - NO!!! Blocked by Regal!!! Regal escapes, and looks to fight Rhodes off again, but Cody stops Regal with a kick to the gut, and then slams the veteran onto the mat!!! Cody motions that it’s over, then spots the Goldust Teddy Bear in the corner, picking it up - and RIPPING the head off it!!!!! The fans are furious with Cody, as the youngster throws the mascot down at Regal, talking trash, before CHOKING Regal on the bottom rope!!!
Mike Chioda is forced to step in again, and backs Cody up, warning him about a potential Disqualification. Meanwhile, by the ropes, Regal grabs the teddy bear, but Cody is quickly back on him, pulling the Teddy away, continuing to talk trash to Regal, telling him “this isn’t a good luck charm!! It‘s a childs toy!!! And you need more than luck right now!!!” Chioda takes the mascot from Rhodes, and proceeds to take it out of the ring, as Rhodes reaches to drag Regal back up - BAM~!!! Regal DROPS Cody Rhodes, knocking him OUT COLD … WITH BRASS KNUCKS!!!!! Regal tosses the evidence to the floor, and makes the cover, with Chioda coming back after getting rid of the teddy bear to make the count as Lawler wonders where exactly Regal got the brass knucks from having had his weapon confiscated earlier in the match … 1...2...3!!!!!
Winner: William Regal @ 05:45
*ADVANCES TO SEMI-FINALS*
Regal defeats Rhodes!!! The fans in the o2 are ecstatic that their fellow Englishman has advanced to the FINAL FOUR in the King of the Ring tournament for the second straight year!!! Regal has his arm raised, and departs from the ring, looking ahead to his next match, as the replays show that Regal retrieved the Brass Knucks from INSIDE the Goldust Teddy Bear!!!
Jerry Lawler: I don’t know whether I’m impressed or outraged, J.R!! Cody Rhodes thought he had gotten one up on Regal right at the beginning of this match!! He thought he’d taken care of the Brass Knucks!! But he DIDN’T!! That was genius from Regal
AND Goldust!!
Jim Ross: Goldust may not have been permitted out here at ringside, but he DAMN well played a HUGE part in the outcome of this match up!! William Regal has advanced to the FINAL FOUR of the 2008 King of the Ring - and ya gotta wonder, King, is it written in the stars?? Is Regal
destined to be crowned King here in London, in his own backyard??
Jerry Lawler: Anything is possible, J.R!! And if he has more surprises like that in store, he might just go all the way!!
In the ring, Cody Rhodes is still flat on the mat, selling the knock out blow from Regal, whilst Regal waves to the fans, smiling, having outsmarted Rhodes tonight. At ringside, we catch another glimpse of the headless Goldust Teddy Bear - the difference maker here tonight!!!
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Commercial Break
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Back from the commercial, the show returns to a moment of chaos, as WILLIAM REGAL has just been set upon by CODY RHODES and KEN DOANE!!! The New Standard SLAM Regals SKULL off the wall, and then, with Regal slumped onto the floor, Rhodes and Doane wheel an equipment box into him HEAD FIRST!!!!
GOLDUST runs into the shot, and chases Rhodes and Doane off, as the two upstarts run away, having done the damage they set out to!! Goldust calls out for help, before tending to Regal, shouting again for help, as he tries to talk to Regal, but Regal appears to be knocked unconscious…
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Back in the arena, CM PUNK is already in the ring, as he made his entrance during the commercial and the backstage attack, waiting for his opponent. Punk chuckles, having just watched the backstage attack on Regal on the titan tron, and the fans boo, angry at what they’ve just seen…
Jim Ross: Well, that doesn’t look good, King. That doesn’t look good for William Regal at all…
Jerry Lawler: It does not, J.R. So much for fate smiling down on Regal tonight.
Jim Ross: And, indeed, history is repeating itself here - twelve months ago, William Regal was badly beaten by Umaga which completely destroyed his chances of going all the way. We have to hope that it isn’t as bad as it looks … but it looks pretty bad.
**HERE TO SHOW THE WORLD**
Debuting new music, NICK NEMETH hit’s the stage, running his fingers through his hair, looking determined as he marches down the ramp, pumping up the fans, shouting to them, whilst Punk remains stoic in the ring, nonplussed by his opponent.
Jim Ross: And as cold as it sounds, the show must go on here. Having just witnessed what happened to Regal, you’ve gotta believe that CM Punk and Nick Nemeth are now seeing this match as the true Semi-Final. A win here, and they’ll be as good as in the final.
Jerry Lawler: I don’t know how William Regal could possibly compete later - the winner of this is most likely getting a bye directly to the final.
~ KING OF THE RING QUARTER FINAL ~
Nick Nemeth vs. CM Punk
Punk and Nemeth circle the ring, then lunge in for a lock up. They tussle, but eventually, Punk goes behind. Nemeth and Punk trade standing switches as they battle for control, until Punk is able to execute a headlock takedown, seizing the upper hand by keeping the side headlock applied to Nemeth on the mat. Punk puts the squeeze on, but Nemeth squirms, looking to escape the hold, eventually freeing himself, darting quickly to his feet, meeting Punk with a hip toss before executing his own side headlock takedown, applying a side headlock of his own on the canvas. Punk is now the one scrambling free, battling to his feet, and shoves Nemeth off the ropes, only for Nemeth to come back with a STRONG shoulder block knocking Punk off his feet!!!
The shoulder block takes Punk by surprise, and it allows Nemeth to connect with a dropkick when Punk gets back up. Nemeth looks for a standing elbow drop, but Punk rolls out of the way, and Nemeth crashes onto the mat. Punk then looks for an elbow drop of his own, but HE misses too!! Nemeth escapes the danger, and gets on Punk as the I.C Champion stands up, backing Punk into the ropes, sending him off, looking for the return … but Punk instead slides under the bottom rope, and takes a walk, wanting a break. The fans in London boo - naturally - with Nemeth looking frustrated, standing with his hands on his hips, and is then prevented by Jack Doan from leaving the ring. Having had a chance to clear his head, Punk re-enters the ring, and locks up with Nemeth again.
Quickly, Punk drives a knee into the gut of Nemeth, establishing control, backing Nemeth into the corner, and stomping at him, beating Nemeth down in the corner before being admonished by the official. Punk shrugs off the words from Doan, before sending Nemeth across the ring to the opposite corner, racing in after him - BOOT UP FROM NEMETH!!! The boot stuns and staggers Punk, with the I.C Champ vulnerable, allowing Nemeth to score with a BIG running clothesline out of the corner!!! Nemeth quickly drops an elbow, gets up, drops another, and proceeds to get up and drop the elbow again - and again, and a SIXTH time, before hooking the leg, 1...2...KICK OUT!!!! Punk crawls to the corner off the kick out, and begs off from Nemeth, but Nick isn’t buying it, and looks to drag Punk up, but the crafty I.C Champ grabs the front of Nemeths tights, and yanks him forward, shocking Nemeth - sending him through the ropes with a thud on the floor!!! Nemeth writhes on the floor, allowing Punk to catch his breath as we head to a commercial…
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Commercial Break
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Back from the commercial, Punk is in control, and has been throughout the commercial, wearing Nemeth down, with a headlock applied as we come back. We see clips of Punk hanging Nemeth up on the barrier, and delivering a Gutwrench Suplex during the commercial for a near fall, before returning back live. Nemeth stirs, and fights back out of the headlock, elbowing out of danger, before both Punk and Nemeth trade blows in the middle of the ring. It’s Nemeth winning the back and forth, until Punk responds with a double overhand chop to slow Nick down, with Punk following up with a spin kick to the gut. Punk sends Nemeth off the ropes, knocking him back down on the return with a jumping spin kick, getting a cover, 1...2...KICK OUT AGAIN!!!
Punk shakes his head at the kick out, having hoped to get the match completed quickly and conserve energy for later tonight. He drags Nemeth up, sending his opponent to the corner, following in - but before impact, Nemeth elevates himself on the ropes, with Punk running on and colliding with the turnbuckles, allowing Nemeth to roll through for a cover … 1...2...NO!!! Punk survives, and as he bounces up, looks for a roundhouse kick to Nemeth, but Nemeth ducks it, and bounds off the ropes - flying at Punk with a clothesline, taking the I.C Champion off his feet!!! Nemeth builds up momentum and reels off a dropkick, then another clothesline, before sending Punk into the corner, following in with a Stinger Splash!!! Punk staggers out of the corner, allowing Nemeth to score with the FAMOUSER!!!!! 1...2...PUNK KICKS OUT!!!!!
Nemeth sits on his knees, hands on head, shocked at the kick out, as Punk JUST survives, but perhaps, not for much longer, as Nemeth lines up his JUMPING REVERSE BULLDOG - NO!!! Punk counters it at the last second, ducking down, delivering a firemans carry!! Nemeth is up quickly though, and bounds right toward Punk - but PUNK SCOOPS NEMETH UP - GTS - NO!!! Nemeth wriggles, preventing Punk from executing the GTS, and manages to eventually counter into a SUNSET FLIP … 1...2...NO!!!!! Punk escapes, but Nemeth is SURE it was three, and argues the count with Jack Doan … which allows Punk to take advantage, surprising Nemeth with an O’Connor Roll … AND HOLDS THE ROPES FOR LEVERAGE … 1...2...CAUGHT BY THE REFEREE!!!!!
Jack Doan spots the blatant cheating from Punk and stops counting, before breaking the pin!! The official admonishes Punk for the cheating, with the I.C Champion blowing it off, turning his attention back to Nemeth, looking to strike with a right hand - BLOCKED - Nemeth spins Punk around … AND SCORES WITH THE JUMPING REVERSE BULLDOG!!!!! Nemeth hooks the leg, thinking it could be over … 1...2...PUNK JUST KICKS OUT IN TIME!!!!!!!! Nemeth is in SHOCK again, this time truly believing he done enough to get the three. Pounding the mat in frustration, Nemeth shakes his head, and pulls himself to his feet, demanding Punk get up, sizing him up … looking for the move that has become his finish in recent weeks … the LEAPING DDT … NO!!!!! Punk shoves Nemeth away, then catches Nemeth coming back with a ROUNDHOUSE KICK!!!! Nemeth was too eager, and paid for it … 1...2...NEMETH KICKS OUT!!!!!
The match continues!!! Punk holds up three fingers at the referee, with it being his turn to argue the count, as J.R mentions how vital it was for Punk to avoid that DDT from Nemeth at all costs, reminding everyone that NO ONE has kicked out of Nemeths DDT yet. Punk sends Nemeth into the corner, looking for his patented running high knee … but Nemeth ducks out of the corner … with Punk unable to put on the brakes, and Punks knee collides with the top rope with PUNK TUMBLING TO THE FLOOR!!!!! Punk rolls around on the floor, selling his knee, and as he stands back up, Nemeth runs to the middle turnbuckle - and LEAPS OVER THE TOP - CROSS BODY TO PUNK ON THE FLOOR!!!!!!! Nemeth risks it all, and SCORES on Punk, with the fans going nuts, chanting for Nemeth.
Lawler wonders what will be left of these two men with another two matches potentially on the horizon for them both, as Nemeth looks to drag Punk up to his feet, but as he does, Punk takes Nemeth by surprise, and rams him into the steel steps!!! Punk staggers away, rolls into the ring, with the referees count up to six … seven … with Punk asking for the count to be made quicker … looking to finish this match by any means … EIGHT … Nemeth shakes the cobwebs loose … NINE … Nemeth JUST makes it back into the ring!!! Punk curses in frustration, but gets on Nemeth, stomping his opponent as he slides back into the ring. The I.C Champion drags Nemeth back up, and onto his shoulders, looking for the GTS again … but Nemeth is able to slip off the back of Punk, gripping from behind - INVERTED POWERSLAM FROM NEMETH!!!!!! 1...2...NO!!!!!
Punk survives the impressive amateur type power slam from Nemeth, but it looks like a set up for Nemeths primary weapon … with the up and comer stalking Punk as he recovers … and looks for the LEAPING DDT … AND SCORES!!!!!!! “No one has kicked out of that DDT!!! This is over!!!” bellows J.R … as Nemeth covers the Intercontinental Champion … 1...2...3!!!!!!!! NO- NO!!!!! The three count is made, but CM PUNK HAS HIS FOOT ON THE ROPE!!!!! The replays show Punk getting his foot on the rope between the 2 and 3, as Lawler shouts for the people in the back to the cut the music. Nemeth thinks he has won, and leaps to his feet in jubilation, climbing the ropes … but Jack Doan has only just now spotted the foot on the ropes!!!
Desperately, Doan has to try and inform Nemeth of the situation, but with the music playing and the celebrations, it takes a few moment for Nemeth to realize Doan is trying to gain his attention. Eventually, he does, and as Doan explains the situation - with Nemeth still on the turnbuckles, coming to the realization that the match ISN’T over yet - the recovering Punk takes advantage, stumbling to his feet and YANKS Nemeth off the turnbuckle!!! Nemeth plants his face on the top turnbuckle … and staggers straight into the path of Punk … who wastes no time in scooping Nick up onto his shoulder … delivering the GTS!!!!! Punk hooks the leg, making sure Nemeth doesn’t get a foot on the rope … 1...2...3!!!!!!!!!!
Winner: CM Punk @ 14:02
*ADVANCES TO SEMI-FINALS*
There’s a feeling of the air being taken out of the arena after the finish, with Punk surviving an almighty scare by the skin of his teeth. There’s still some confusion in certain areas of the o2 too, with many not realising Punk had a foot on the rope during the count.
Jim Ross: It’s heartbreak for Nick Nemeth, King - he thought - just as we all did, that he had defeated CM Punk to advance to the final four … but a cruel twist of fate has seen him go from elation to deflation in mere seconds.
Jerry Lawler: Credit to CM Punk, J.R. He had the wherewithal to get his foot on the rope, and he saw his opportunity to pounce on Nick Nemeth in his moment of weakness.
Jim Ross: CM Punk now meets William Regal in the final four, and we’re still waiting for an update on the condition of Regal after he was assaulted backstage by the New Standard after defeating Cody Rhodes in our opening Quarter Final match up earlier.
Looking relieved to have seen off the challenge of Nick Nemeth, CM Punk has his arm raised before departing the ring, wasting no time in leaving - wanting to use all the time he can to recover before his Semi-Final with William Regal later - should Regal be even able to compete.
Jim Ross: And I’ve no doubt that CM Punk will be hoping Regal isn’t able to compete - he’s just went through a hellacious match here with Nick Nemeth.
Jerry Lawler: He’ll be wanting to rest for as long as he possibly can, J.R. CM Punk is aiming to go all the way, but if he is pushed like he was here in the semi-finals, he may not have much left should he reach the final!!!
Meanwhile, Nick Nemeth slowly recovers, selling the effects of the GTS. He sits up, watching as Punk disappears out of the picture, and slaps the mat once in frustration at his loss, knowing just how close he was to defeating the Intercontinental Champion and moving on to the Semi-Finals.
Jim Ross: Whilst CM Punk will be breathing a sigh of relief, ya gotta wonder what’s going through the mind of Nick Nemeth. So close to victory - he thought he’d won it. A cruel, cruel twist in the tale here. But, King, let me tell ya, this kid is goin places. Nick Nemeth is winning over a lot of people right now with his performances, and I for one, hope we get to see Nemeth and CM Punk go at it again in the near future.
Jerry Lawler: I don’t know if CM Punk will agree with that assessment. I doubt he’ll want to see Nick Nemeth again any time soon.
There’s a respectful round of applause for the defeated Nick Nemeth, appreciating his efforts tonight, as the disappointed superstar departs the ring, head bowed, before looking up and nodding at the respect from the fans … but it’s little consolation - he’s eliminated from the King of the Ring tournament…
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Commercial Break
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Backstage, TIFFANY is standing by with all three of the MASTER CRAFTSMEN; the World Champion Brent Albright and the World Tag Team Champions Charlie Haas and Nick Dinsmore…
Tiffany: Gentlemen, a little later tonight, the three of you face the Angels of Anarchy in their final shot at the World Tag Team Championships for as long as you remain champions. Given the must-win nature of the match, are you at all concerned that you may have given Doug Williams and Christopher Daniels added motivation to pull off the shock against the odds??
Haas shakes his head.
Charlie Haas: No.
There’s an awkward pause, with Tiffany staring at Haas, who shrugs.
Charlie Haas: Oh- you want me to expand on that?? Fine. No. They can have all the motivation in the world, Tiffany. But it’s not a lack of motivation that saw them lose to us at WrestleMania. It’s not a lack of motivation that saw them lose to us on Raw and at Vengeance either. It’s a lack of ability. And they’re fine athletes. But they’re not us. And seeing as they couldn’t beat Nick and I?? How the hell are they gonna beat the
three of us??
Dinsmore takes over.
Nick Dinsmore: It’s as simple as this; tonight, Charlie, Brent and myself, will finally get the Angels of Anarchy out of our hair, and out of our lives. They’re not on our level -
NO team on Raw is. And the sooner they all realize that, the better.
Haas and Albright nod along in agreement. Tiffany then changes focus, speaking to Albright…
Tiffany: And Brent, it would be remiss of me to not ask you - as the outgoing King of the Ring - just how much your victory last year meant to you as a springboard to bigger things, including now becoming World Heavyweight Champion…
Albright smirks, peering over at the title draped on his shoulder, then looking back to address the interviewer.
Brent Albright: Let’s not pretend that this picture wasn’t inevitable. I was always going to be World Heavyweight Champion one way or another. And sure, at the time, winning the King of the Ring sure helped me up the ladder a little quicker … but I’m done being King now. Now?? This
King is a
Champion.
Tiffany: And speaking of you being World Champion, last Monday, you were scheduled to defend that title against Christian, before the heinous attack from John Cena prevented that match from happening-
Brent Albright: You might want to check your facts, little lady. John Cena didn’t prevent anything. I think you’ll find I successfully defended this title on Raw
via forfeit. Not my fault that Christian didn’t watch his back. He had his shot, and now, I’m moving on to the next in line, whoever that may be.
Walking into the shot, the NEW Raw General Manager, RICKY STEAMBOAT crashes the interview, and the Master Craftsmen all look displeased at the sight of the GM.
Ricky Steamboat: A forfeit?? Hmmm. Debatable. But, unfortunately, either way, Christian is going to be out of action for a considerable amount of time after what happened to him on Raw.
Heat can be heard in the background, with Christian seemingly set to be out for a long period of time. Albright though, finds it amusing.
Ricky Steamboat: And as for John Cena, as you might’ve heard, as a result of his actions on Raw; he’s been barred from challenging for any title for the remainder of 2008.
Again, Albright looks pleased to hear it, with arguably the two biggest threats to the World Title being out of the picture for the foreseeable future.
Ricky Steamboat: So … as you said yourself, you’re moving onto the next in line. And I’m glad you’re enthusiastic about it. Because seeing as you
didn’t defend the title last week - you
WILL put that Worlds Heavyweight Title on the line
this week on Raw.
Pop from the fans. Albrights demeanour begins to change though - not liking the sound of a title defence on Raw.
Ricky Steamboat: And here’s what’s going to happen. Rey Mysterio and Shelton Benjamin will go one on one right at the top of the show - and the winner will challenge you in the main event of the evening. How does that sound??
Albright tries to play it cool, and not show any sign of weakness to Steamboat, nodding his head at the announcement.
Brent Albright: Sure. Sure.
Steamboat smiles.
Ricky Steamboat: Great. Good luck tonight gentlemen.
The General Manager leaves the set, with Haas and Dinsmore both shaking their heads, looking to Albright, who tries not to react.
Nick Dinsmore: He’s going to get on my nerves.
Albright nods in agreement, and softly mutters…
Brent Albright: … He’s already getting on mine.
The camera focuses on Albright, stewing over the announcement from Steamboat … as we fade out…
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And back into the arena…
**FLIGHT OF THE VALKYRIES**
Entering to a good pop from the fans, BRYAN DANIELSON acknowledges the reaction, nodding to the fans, as he calmly makes his way down the ramp, conserving all his energy for the match to come.
Jim Ross: And we’re all set for our first glimpse of the four men remaining on the Smackdown side of this King of the Ring tournament!! And King, there might not be a more impressive competitor on Smack down - or in the entire WWE for that matter - than this young man, Bryan Danielson!!
Jerry Lawler: You’re right there, J.R!! This kid has all the tools to go all the way tonight. Don’t forget, he’s only ever lost ONCE in almost a year since debuting in the WWE!!!
Jim Ross: But let’s not forget who it was who beat him, King - the man he meets right here, right now; Jamie Noble!! And these two men have waged war throughout this entire year - it all started the last time we were on NBC for Saturday Nights Main Event in March!!! They’ve ALL been Match of the Year contenders - and we’re hoping for another one to add to the list tonight!!!
Danielson reaches the ring, running the ropes, getting warmed up, waiting the arrival of his long time rival…
**TRAILER TRASHIN**
Carrying the Cruiserweight Championship he won from Bryan Danielson at Judgment Day last month, JAMIE NOBLE marches down the ramp with a purpose, face screwed up, looking pissed off, and ready for a fight.
Jim Ross: These two know each other inside and out, King, this promises to be another spectacular - but we’d better keep an eye on the clock in this one. Twenty minute time limit in this round, and every match Danielson and Noble have had has been in an around that twenty minute mark.
Jerry Lawler: I hope this doesn’t end in a time limit draw, J.R!!
Jim Ross: And neither will these two!! The time limit could well change the tactics both men will employ, and force them to go for broke a little earlier than usual.
Noble reaches the bottom of the ramp, and slides into the ring, tossing his title belt AT Danielson - distracting Bryan momentarily for a split second, allowing Noble to go on the attack with vicious right hands, kick starting the match!!!!!
~ KING OF THE RING QUARTER FINAL ~
Bryan Danielson vs. Jamie Noble
Noble goes right on the attack, pounding Danielson against the ropes, then sends him off for the ride - but Danielson returns, avoiding a knee from Noble, and into a school boy roll up, 1...2...NO!!! Noble bounces up out of the predicament, but has a shot blocked by Danielson, and Danielson proceeds to get his own back, firing off short, forceful forearm shots to the face of the Cruiserweight Champion, beating Noble into the corner, and beating Noble into the mat!!! Danielson is forced off and told to back up by Mickey Henson. “This aint gonna be the catch-as-catch-can classic many anticipated, King!! This one is personal now!!” surmises J.R after the brutal start to the match.
As Noble pulls himself up on the ropes, Danielson races into the corner with a running dropkick, crushing Noble into the corner!!! Danielson follows up, delivering ANOTHER running dropkick into the corner, and as Noble staggers out, spaghetti legged, Danielson catches him with another running dropkick by the ropes - with Noble being sent out of the ring!!!!! Wasting little time, Danielson rolls out after Noble, stomping his rival, then runs him into the barrier!!! Danielson leads Noble around ringside, proceeding to SMASH Nobles face off the announce table, but, as he looks to throw Noble back into the ring, Noble runs Danielson - face first - into the ring post … and then delivers a SIDE SUPLEX on the floor!!!!! Danielson writhes in pain off the suplex, with Noble rolling in and out of the ring to break the count of the referee, and proceeds to stomp Danielson some more, as we head to a commercial.
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Commercial Break
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Back from the commercial, Noble is in charge, running through Danielson with clotheslines, dragging Danielson up and holding on every time he hits it, punishing the former Cruiserweight Champion with each clothesline. Clips air from the commercial of Danielson fighting back, but Noble sneakily raking the eyes out of the referees line of vision to re-establish control. J.R and Lawler talk about the previous meetings between the two and the departure this match has been from the previously predominantly technical match ups, with this being much more of a slugfest, with Noble proving that point by choking Danielson in the corner (all whilst trash talking his rival), making the most of the officials five count before relenting.
Noble listens to the words of Mickey Henson, but pushes him out of the way, looking to blast the recovering Danielson by the ropes with a clothesline to the floor - but Bryan ducks down, elevating Noble, sending the Cruiserweight Champion over - and crashing to the floor!!!!! Danielson catches his breath, then takes off, rushing off the ropes, coming back with a BASEBALL SLIDE to Noble, sending Noble flying into the barrier!!!!! Danielson follows out, and charges Noble into the barrier again, slamming Nobles back and the back of his head off the barrier!!! Showing more aggression than usual, Danielson proceeds to land stiff kicks to the exposed chest of Noble by the barrier, punishing Noble, much to the delight of the fans. Danielson finally relents, and drags Noble up, tossing him back into the ring.
Danielson climbs to the top rope, and leaps off when Noble gets up - FRONT DROPKICK OFF THE TOP!!! Danielson instantly gets back to his feet, and meets the spaghetti legged Cruiserweight Champion with a kick to the gut, then follows up with a NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX - COVER - 1...2...NO!!!!! Noble kicks out just in the nick of time, but that doesn’t put off Danielson, who rises up, and begins to again lay in the stiff kicks on Nobles chest again, but Noble DUCKS the roundhouse attempt, and rolls up, Danielson - 1...2...NO!!! Danielson was nearly caught, but escapes the pin, then ducks a wild swing from Noble, taking off hitting the ropes, coming back - but Noble catches Danielson coming off the ropes, with Noble pressing him up in the air, and catches Danielson on the way down with A DOUBLE KNEE GUTBUSTER!!!!! 1...2...KICK OUT!!!!!
Noble takes a moment to recover, but doesn’t waste much more time, before getting back on Danielson, trash talking his foe once again, as Danielson clutches his ribs in agony from the gut buster. Noble runs Danielson into the corner, then kicks him in the gut, loading up for the TIGER BOMB … NO!!!!! Danielson battles out of trouble, and the two men begin to go back and forth with stiff forearms!!! Danielson and Noble beat the shit out of one another in the middle of the ring, with the fans loving the brutal back and forth - with Danielson eventually coming out on top!!! Danielson HAMMERS Noble to his knees, then takes off, hitting the ropes … BUT NOBLE BOUNCES UP - AND MEETS DANIELSON WITH A DEVASTATING POLISH HAMMER!!!!! The impact of the strike sends Danielson THROUGH the ropes to the floor!!!!
The champion climbs out, following Danielson to the floor, and stomps him down, before CATAPULTING Danielson face first into the RING POST!!!!! Danielson staggers away upon impact, with Noble following, and spinning Danielson around … TIGER BOMB ON THE FLOOR!!!!!!!!! Noble FLATTENS Danielson on the outside, and now has to drag Danielson up - he wants to beat Danielson, but not via count out - Noble is desperate to get another ‘real’ win over his rival. The Cruiserweight Champion surely has it won, but it’s a struggle to get Danielson into the ring, eventually rolling him inside, and Noble follows, making the cover … 1...2...DANIELSON GETS A SHOULDER UP IN THE NICK OF TIME!!!!! “WHAT!?” is the shocked reaction from Lawler, and Noble is just as shocked in the ring, arguing with the official.
Unable to believe that Danielson kicked out, Noble takes out all his frustrations on the former Cruiserweight Champion, mounting Danielson and unleashing a barrage of right hands on the mat, pulverising his rival, until Mickey Henson steps in, forcing the break, with Noble damn near uncontrollable. Noble takes a walk around the ring, cursing the sky, trying to get his rage under control, and regain his focus, before picking Danielson back up, shoving him into the corner, and unleashing a series of knife edge chops. Noble grabs Danielson by the ears, and ROARS in his face; “WHY CANT YOU JUST DIE BOOOYYY!!!!????” Danielson then responds with a HEADBUTT to Noble!!! Noble takes a back step off the unexpected head butt from his foe, but as he comes out of the corner, Noble grips him - T-BONE SUPLEX ON DANIELSON!!!!! 1...2...NO!!!!!
Danielson REFUSES to stay down!!!!! Noble is losing his mind, and whilst shaking his head in disbelief, reaches down, dragging Bryan up, looking to send him across the ring to the opposite corner … but as Danielson approaches the corner, he runs up the buckles and backflips over Noble!!! Noble looks stunned, turns around - right into a running LARIAT from Danielson!!!!! Danielson takes his time to get up, looking exhausted from the match, but beats Noble to his feet, and meets Noble with a hip toss. Noble staggers back up, with Danielson letting fly with a chop, and another, before beating Noble into the ropes, and sends him off the ropes, driving a knee deep into Nobles gut on the return, sending Noble sprawling across the ring!!! Danielson forces Noble down with a lateral press, 1...2...NO!!!!!
Danielson drags Noble back up, softening him up with forearm shots, then executes a snap suplex, for another cover, 1...2...NOBLE KICKS OUT AGAIN!!!!! Danielson shakes his head, but isn’t deflated by the kick out, getting right back to his feet, watching as Noble slowly gets to his knees. Danielson stands over the challenger, lighting him up once more with an array of kicks to the chest … Noble - just as he was at Judgment Day - is simply a sitting duck, eating the kicks. Bryan pauses, as he winds up for the big, final, roundhouse kick to the face … when Noble puts his hands together … PLEADING WITH DANIELSON!!!! JUST AS HE DID AT JUDGMENT DAY!!!!! “I‘M SORRY BRYAN - PLEASE - DON’T DO THIS-”
But this time - unlike at Judgment Day - Danielson shows NO MERCY to his rival, he’s not buying the plea from Noble, knowing he’s full of shit … and instead NAILS Noble with a ROUNDHOUSE KICK!!!! Cover, 1...2...KICK OUT!!!!! Noble KICKS OUT!!!!! Danielson then quickly grabs the arms, looking for CATTLE MUTILATION - NO!!!!! Noble scrambles free - AND CATCHES DANIELSON IN THE GUILLOTINE CHOKE!!!!!!!! Danielson is trapped in the hold, fading fast in the choke … dropping to a knee, with Noble cranking the pressure … the referee raises the hand of Danielson twice - and it FALLS!!! Once more, he raises it … WHEN BRYAN STARTS TO SHOW LIFE!!!!! The fans explode, getting behind the former champion, with Danielson pushing to his feet, but still trapped in the hold.
Noble hangs on for dear life, cinching in, cranking the neck of his foe … but Danielson CHARGES across the ring, crushing Noble in the corner, again and again and again … until the grip weakens, and Noble RELEASES the choke!!!!!!! Danielson staggers out of the corner, holding his throat, trying to regain his breath … with Noble regrouping too, before charging at Danielson, but Bryan ducks a clothesline … and traps Noble … Crucifix Pin … 1...2...NO - DANIELSON STOPS IT HIMSELF - ROLLING OVER … AND TRANSITIONING INTO THE CATTLE MUTILATION!!!!! Noble does his best to fight it, swinging his legs wildly, trying to desperately find the ropes … but he’s trapped in the MIDDLE of the ring … with nowhere to go … Noble is forced to swallow his pride, and AGAIN give in to his hated rival … BY TAPPING OUT!!!!!
Winner: Bryan Danielson @ 16:43
*ADVANCES TO SEMI-FINALS*
It’s revenge for Judgment Day for Bryan Danielson!!! Danielson overcomes Noble - and in emphatic fashion, forcing a SUBMISSION from the Cruiserweight Champion to get the win!!!!! Danielson sits up, looking spent from an exhilarating battle with Noble, whilst the beaten Cruiserweight Champion rolls out of the ring, devastated by his loss.
Jim Ross: Once again, Bryan Danielson BEATS Jamie Noble. Bryan Danielson is headed to the final four!! And STILL Jamie Noble hasn’t got a decisive win against Danielson!!!
Jerry Lawler: And he may never at this rate, J.R!! He threw the kitchen sink at Danielson, and he STILL couldn’t get the job done!! What does Noble have to do to beat this man!!!!
Jim Ross: Noble went to well again as he did at Judgment Day - but he came up dry on this occasion. Bryan Danielson sure as hell wasn’t buying that old trick tonight. Danielson survived the onslaught once again from Jamie Noble, and he now awaits either Kurt Angle or Ted DiBiase Junior in the Semi-Finals!!!
Danielson finally gets to his feet, getting his hand raised, one step closer to becoming King of the Ring. The former Cruiserweight Champion keeps his eyes on the current Cruiserweight Champion though, not trusting Noble to simply walk away - he’s wary of a sneak attack from a bitter Jamie Noble.
Jim Ross: Wise move from Bryan Danielson, King. He knows what Noble is like, he knows he‘s a bad loser. He saw what happened to William Regal earlier - Bryan Danielson isn’t taking any chances.
Jerry Lawler: I’m not sure Jamie Noble could even muster the energy to attack him - he put EVERYTHING into that effort, J.R.
Noble collects his belt in a huff, and departs the arena, not even glancing at Danielson in the ring, but Danielson is taking no chances, still watching until Noble has left the arena. Then, Danielson pumps his fist to the fans, and motioning with two fingers; ‘Two More to Go…’
Jim Ross: And as you see, Bryan Danielson - he is just two wins away from becoming the King of the Ring. What a challenge he poses - a man with one loss on his record since arriving in the WWE last October!! Are we looking at the NEXT King of the Ring???
Jerry Lawler: You could be right, J.R. I’m not writing this kid off - but - how much did that match just take out of him??
Jim Ross: We’ll find out later tonight, King.
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In the TRAINERS ROOM, we see WILLIAM REGAL sat up, with the trainer conducting some tests, shining a torch in his eyes, whilst a concerned Goldust watches on.
Jim Ross: William Regal, as we can see is sitting up, but we’ve yet to be told if he’s going to be cleared to compete in a little while.
The Bizarre One spots the camera, and quickly pushes the cameraman out of the room, shouting; “GET OUTTA HERE!!!” in fury, showing a serious side to his usual ‘Bizarre’ demeanour.
Jerry Lawler: It doesn’t look good to me, J.R. When do you ever see that kind of reaction from Goldust!!??
Goldust slams the door shut on the cameraman, as we fade out…
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Commercial Break
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VIDEO PACKAGE
Clips of the many cities WWE visited last Summer during the global World tour.
“LAST YEAR, THE WWE TOURED THE GLOBE”
And, shots of Wembley Stadium last year at Summerslam, with clips of Randy Ortons mid air RKO on RVD, Ricky Hatton knocking out Armando Estrada, Edge spearing The Undertaker, MNM falling from a ladder, and Christian raising the title at the end of that show.
“AND BROUGHT THE BIGGEST EVENT OF THE SUMMER ACROSS THE POND”
The Summerslam logo flashes across the screen, then an image of the world is shown, with the focus zooming in toward the U.S.A…
“BUT THIS YEAR…”
The zoom continues toward the East Coast, and then, we see clips of New York City; the statue of Liberty, yellow cabs, Times Square, Brooklyn Bridge…
“SUMMERSLAM IS COMING…”
The New York skyline … then the camera stops at Madison Square Garden.
“…HOME”
Flashing shots of famous MSG moments in WWE history; Hogan winning his first title, Bret Hart being hoisted in the air at WrestleMania X, Austin stunning McMahon for the first time, and Triple H winning the ladder match in 1998 at a Summerslam.
“NEW YORK CITY … MADISON SQUARE GARDEN … THE SPIRITUAL HOME OF THE WWE”
End, with the Summerslam graphic on the screen.
WWE SUMMERSLAM | AUGUST 24 | NEW YORK CITY, NY
- MADISON SQUARE GARDEN -
ONLY ON PAY PER VIEW
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*BANNER CREDIT; COMEBACK KID*
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Back in the ring, BOTH DiBiase’s; The MILLION DOLLAR MAN and his son, TED JR are in the ring…
Jim Ross: Scott Armstrong needs to get to work here - The Million Dollar Man isn’t permitted to be at ringside for this tournament!! And he knows it!! What in the hell is he trying to pull here??
Jerry Lawler: Hey - everybody has a price, J.R.
Jim Ross: Not in the King of the Ring tournament, King. Not tonight.
Indeed, the official, Scott Armstrong tries to intervene and force Ted Senior out of the ring, but the Million Dollar Man tells the referee to go away, before getting on the mic…
The Million Dollar Man: I’m not stupid like these crooked mouth English pheasants-
Cheap heat. DiBiase laughs.
The Million Dollar Man: I know I’m not permitted at ringside to watch my boy become King of the Ring. He doesn’t need me by his side to win this tournament. He’s royalty in this business!! But … ha ha … I don’t intend on this match even happening.
“What??” is the immediate reaction of Jim Ross on commentary. DiBiase turns to the stage…
The Million Dollar Man: So, at this time, I’d like to invite Kurt Angle to the ring!! Mister Angle??…
There’s a few moments of waiting, with J.R and King both wondering what the hell is going on, with King reiterating that “everybody has a price!!”
**MEDAL**
Wasting no time, KURT ANGLE walks down the ramp, not even waiting to let off his pyro sequence. Ted Senior has a smile on his face, and tells Ted Junior to relax as they wait in the ring, whilst The Olympian is already shaking his head as he marches down the ramp.
Jim Ross: I’m not sure The Million Dollar Mans pockets are deep enough to pay Kurt Angle off, King. I’ve been watching a lot of Smackdown in recent weeks, and Angle believes that a victory in this tournament will put him right back in the mix for a WWE Title shot. And to Angle, that WWE Title is the holy grail; it’s priceless to him!!!
{/SECOND HOUR}
Jerry Lawler: Well, we’re about to find out just how deep DiBiases pockets are, and just how much of a price Angle puts above being Champion.
Angle climbs into the ring, with the Million Dollar Man standing in front of his son, protecting him from Angle, before greeting Kurt with a smile.
The Million Dollar Man: Mister Angle, I think it goes without saying you have nothing to prove here. You don’t need to prove to any of these people your credentials. You don’t need to compete in this King of the Ring tournament to show the world what you’re capable of.
Angle isn’t buying the chat from DiBiase, looking very unimpressed by The Million Dollar Man.
The Million Dollar Man: So here’s my suggestion to you …
DiBiase starts handing over $100 dollar bills to Angle, with Kurt looking down at his hand whilst it continues…
The Million Dollar Man: Why don’t you take in the sights here in London. Go to Harrods, treat yourself to something extravagant, buy something for the family. Relax. Enjoy this time away-
ANGLE SUDDENLY STUFFS THE MONEY IN THE MILLION DOLLAR MANS MOUTH!!!!!!!!
The fans pop huge for Angles response, and DiBiase turns away, choking on his own money - but Ted Junior ATTACKS Angle from behind!!! DiBiase pounds the back of Angle on the ropes, not stopping - in fear of Angle recovering - whilst Scott Armstrong gets The Million Dollar Man out of the ring, with Chad Patton also arriving at ringside to lead Ted Senior from ringside, and for Armstrong to get back in the ring.
In the ring, DiBiase is still on Angle, and he sends him shoulder first into the ring post!!!! Angle staggers out of the corner, clutching his shoulder … with DiBiase grasping Kurt from behind, COBRA CLUTCH SLAM!!!!!!! Lawler yells out; “HE CALLS IT DREAM STREET - AND THAT‘S WHERE ANGLE IS RIGHT NOW!!!!” DiBiase covers, as Armstrong makes the count…
~ KING OF THE RING QUARTER FINAL ~
Ted DiBiase vs. Kurt Angle
1...2...NO!!!!!!! Angle kicks out!!!!! DiBiase suddenly looks shaken, having thought he’d have the match won with that move, but J.R proclaims that Angle is too fresh to stay down that quickly. DiBiase backs his groggy opponent into the corner, opening up with shots to soften Kurt up, then hip tosses Angle out of the corner, following up with an ode to his father and the old fist drop!!! DiBiase covers, 1...2...Angle kicks out again!!! DiBiase argues with the referee, having a mini-tantrum, before stalking Kurt, waiting for Angle to stand up … and looks to apply the MILLION DOLLAR DREAM!!!!!!!!! DiBiase applies it … but only momentarily, as Angle escapes with a judo type throw!!!!!
Ted gets up, and as he does, Angle looks to run off the ropes, with DiBiase following, trying to take Kurt by surprise - but when DiBiase goes for the clothesline, Angle ducks, then catches DiBiase on the return with a BELLY TO BELLY!!!!! And from there, it’s all downhill for the youngster. DiBiase gets up, but walks right into another BELLY TO BELLY from Angle!!! Suddenly, DiBiase looks completely out of his depth, and as many feared, the King of the Ring was too much too soon for the rookie … as Angle quickly puts the finishing touches on him, delivering the ANGLE SLAM!!! Kurt doesn’t even bother with the Anklelock, and hooks the leg instead … 1...2...3!!!!!
Winner: Kurt Angle @ 02:27
*ADVANCES TO SEMI-FINALS*
Kurt Angle progresses after an early scare from DiBiase, and has his arm raised, but wastes little time, and departs the ring, looking to keep himself as fresh as possible for the semi-final; the mouth watering semi-final against Bryan Danielson later on.
Jim Ross: No time wasted by Kurt Angle!! Ted DiBiase looked to get the jump on Angle, but while it almost paid off in the end, DiBiase was just found out. Kurt Angles experience has shone through here.
Jerry Lawler: It sure did, J.R. Angle knows what it takes to get the job done, he knows what needs to be done to win this tournament. Not a second wasted here. No more energy expanded than he had to. Kurt Angle is pretty much fresh for Bryan Danielson - and lets not forget the war Danielson just went through!!
Jim Ross: And boy, what a match that should be. Kurt Angle and Bryan Danielson?? I think a lot of fans, a lot of people who have followed Bryan Danielsons career have thought of this as a dream match. A match they probably thought they may never see. But they will - they’ll see it tonight!!!
Nick Nemeth vs. CM Punk
William Regal vs. Cody Rhodes
Bryan Danielson vs. Jamie Noble
Kurt Angle vs. Ted DiBiase Jr.
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CM Punk vs. William Regal
Bryan Danielson vs. Kurt Angle
Jim Ross: And there’s the confirmation of the semi-final line up, King!! One of these four men will be crowned King of the Ring later tonight. And I can confirm that William Regal
WILL compete tonight in the semi-final with CM Punk. That match will go ahead.
Jerry Lawler: It would’ve taken the British Army to prevent William Regal getting in that ring for the Semi-Final. But even all the Queens horses and all the Queens men surely couldn’t have put William Regal back together again in time for the semi-final with Punk. Surely not!?
Jim Ross: We’ll find out a little later on, partner. And when we come back - it’s a momentary break from the King of the Ring tournament. It’s about gold; tag team gold. It’s the last chance for the Angels of Anarchy to win the Tag Team Titles, but they’ve got to beat THREE men to do it.
Jerry Lawler: Yeah - three men, including the WORLD CHAMPION!!!
Jim Ross: It’s an uphill task to say the least. It’s a MUST-WIN scenario for Christopher Daniels and Englands own, Doug Williams. It’s next!!
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Commercial Break
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VIDEO PACKAGE
The video begins with just a black screen, until the ‘chant’ is heard clearly…
…“E-C-DUB, E-C-DUB, E-C-DUB”…
Then, a sequence of classic ECW clips; Bam Bam Bigelow tossing Spike Dudley into the crowd and Spike crowd surfing; Rey Mysterio delivering a Hurricanrana to Juvi off a car, The Dudley Boys putting Balls Mahoney through a flaming table and Taz Tazplexing Tommy Dreamer off a balcony through a table.
…“E-C-DUB, E-C-DUB, E-C-DUB”…
Clips of RVD hitting a series of Van Daminators and Van Terminators, Sandman whacking the Singapore Cane off countless faces, whilst drinking beer and smoking on his way to the ring, and Kid Kash leaping off the ropes.
…“E-C-DUB, E-C-DUB, E-C-DUB”…
Tommy Dreamer in amongst the fans, Bam Bam Bigelow and Taz going through the ring, Sandman drinking beer off a whores breasts, Sabu colliding with barbed wire ropes,
…“E-C-DUB, E-C-DUB, E-C-DUB”…
Flashing shots of Tajiri, Dawn Marie, Justin Credible, Jerry Lynn, Mikey Whipwreck, Terry Funk, Masato Tanaka, Francine, Cactus Jack, Shane Douglas and Raven posing with his arms outstretched.
…“E-C-DUB, E-C-DUB, E-C-DUB”…
Sabu and Taz face to face, RVD diving into the crowd off a somersault plancha, Beulah getting into a cat fight, The Dudleys getting into it with fans and the ring filling up with chairs thrown in by the fans…
…“E-C-DUB, E-C-DUB, E-C-DUB”…
And end on the words hitting the screen;
ONE
NIGHT
STAND.
ECW ONE NIGHT STAND | JULY 13 | NEW YORK CITY, NY
ONLY ON PAY PER VIEW
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Walking backstage after his win, KURT ANGLE has a towel over his shoulder, not wanting to cool down too much ahead of his upcoming Semi-Final with BRYAN DANIELSON later … when from behind, he gets a pat on the back from THE BRIAN KENDRICK!!!
Angle snaps around, on guard, with Kendrick stepping back, holding his hands up innocently.
The Brian Kendrick: Whoa - relax there, temper. Great job out there, I gotta say…
Angle says nothing, and eventually shrugs, motioning for Kendrick to get to the point.
The Brian Kendrick: You’ve done me proud, Kurt. As my proxy in this tournament?? I couldn’t have asked for a better substitute.
Kendrick smiles, then pats his own chest.
The Brian Kendrick: But I’ve got this from here. I’m ready to take my spot back. You hit the showers. You’ve done me proud.
Kendrick pats the shoulder of Angle - but Angle SNAPS and grips the wrist of Kendrick, then SLAMS him up against the wall - GRIPPING Kendrick by the THROAT.
Kurt Angle: I SHOULDN’T HAVE TO BE IN THIS TOURNAMENT!!! I SHOULD BE WWE CHAMPION RIGHT NOW!!! AND AFTER ALL I’VE ALREADY GONE THROUGH TO GET THIS FAR - DON’T YOU DARE THINK YOU CAN TAKE THIS SPOT BACK!!!!
Overflowing with intensity, Angle finally relents, letting go of his grip, warning sent to Kendrick. TBK doubles over, coughing after the vice like choke.
Kurt Angle: You even DARE walk out there to try and replace me - I’m not just gonna break your ankle … I’ll break your GOD DAMN NECK!!!
Angle then storms off, with Kendricks plan to weasel back into the tournament clearly not paying off…
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Back into the arena…
**WINGS OF A FALLEN ANGEL**
The arena lights dim to the spotlights on the stage, and the challengers for the World Tag Team Championships; Doug Williams and Christopher Daniels - THE ANGELS OF ANARCHY make their elaborate entrance, flipping their hoods off, and the lights return, with the pair making their way down the ramp ahead of their LAST shot at the tag team titles.
Jim Ross: It’s now or never, King. Williams and Daniels have the chance tonight to FINALLY become World Tag Team Champions. The gold has eluded them to this point, and if they lose tonight, they’re frozen out of the title picture for the remainder of the Master Craftsmens reign - and who knows how long that may be.
Jerry Lawler: Well, let me just take a look at this; they lost at the Royal Rumble, they lost at the SuperBrawl, they lost at WrestleMania, they lost at Vengeance. And now they’re facing three men. I’m going out on a limb here, J.R; I predict these losers are gonna lose!!!
Jim Ross: Well, King, there’s a lot more than what meets the eye about pretty much all of those defeats. Yeah, the records books are black and white, but they don’t tell half the story.
Jerry Lawler: They tell me enough.
The challengers wait in the ring, having ditched their robes, with Doug Williams geeing up the fans especially, looking pumped up to be wrestling - and competing for gold - at home…
**MEET YOUR MASTER**
The collection of gold; the World Tag Team Championships and the World Heavyweight Championship are all on show as THE MASTER CRAFTSMEN; Brent Albright, Charlie Haas and Nick Dinsmore all make their way down the ramp, perhaps looking overconfident, with the number advantage on their side tonight against the challengers.
Jerry Lawler: Now here’s something I can get behind, J.R - winners. GOLD!!
Jim Ross: Indeed, there’s plenty of it. The Master Craftsmen have something of a monopoly on the gold right now, after Brent Albright picked up the World Heavyweight Championship just six nights ago at Vengeance thanks to his Money in the Bank contract. But let’s not forget - he’ll be defending that title this Monday on Raw. Shelton Benjamin and Rey Mysterio are set to go one on one for the right to challenge Albright. That match kicks off the broadcast this Monday, and the winner will get his shot later in the night.
Jerry Lawler: Yeah, but tonight, all of Brent Albrights focus will be on helping his team mates. To get these challengers out of their hair, so that Haas and Dinsmore can focus on helping Albright keep his gold.
The Master Craftsmen enter the ring, handing over their gold to the official, as the ring disperses and we get set for the tag team title match…
WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS MATCH:
The Master Craftsmen defend against The Angels of Anarchy
*ANGELS OF ANARCHYS LAST SHOT*
Williams and Haas kick things off, locking up right away, and the fans pop for their native getting the upper hand with a side headlock takedown off the bat. Haas squirms free, but Williams knocks him down with a shoulder block, and quickly tries to go for the CHAOS THEORY … but Dinsmore tags Haas, and cuts off Williams before he can deliver the move. Dinsmore stomps Doug down by the ropes, picking him up, sending Williams off - but Doug ducks under a clothesline, and catches Dinsmore with a powerslam!!!! Williams tags Daniels in, with Daniels springing off the ropes with a dropkick to Dinsmore, making a cover, but as he does, Charlie Haas comes into the ring, looking to stomp Daniels - but Daniels senses it coming, and moves, with Haas stomping his own partner!!!!!
Daniels then tosses Haas out of the ring … but BRENT ALBRIGHT comes in from behind - HALF NELSON SUPLEX TO DANIELS!!!!!! Albright slips out of the ring, making the most of the distraction, with the referee busy focusing on Haas. Dinsmore crawls into a cover, and Rod Zapata makes the count … 1...2...WILLIAMS BREAKS THE COUNT!!!!! Doug is forced back out of the ring, as Albright quickly enters - slapping his hands to indicate a tag - and he begins to stomp Daniels. The World Heavyweight Champion backs Daniels into the corner, but is surprised as the Fallen Angel fires up, punching his way out of trouble in the corner, then ducks a clothesline, and puts Brent down with a dropkick - then another - before reeling off a pair of arm drags. Daniels gets up, with Williams taking it upon himself to tag his partner - and Daniels doesn’t seem too impressed by it.
Doug Williams stands Albright up, looking to Daniels, motioning for the TOTAL ELIMINATION, but the Fallen Angel is a little too slow to react - and Haas is able to trip Daniels from the outside, dragging him out of the ring!!! Williams then scores with a baseball slide to Haas, saving Daniels, and gets back up - CATCHING DINSMORE COMING OFF THE TOP - EXPLODER SUPLEX!!!!!!! Williams bounces up, fired up - and blocks a shot from Albright, beating the World Champion to the punch, then runs off the ropes - but runs right into a BELLY TO BELLY from Albright!!!!! The World Champion drags Williams up quickly, onto his shoulders … ACE IN THE HOLE!!!!!!! He makes the cover … as Christopher Daniels gets up onto the apron … but WATCHES as the count is made … 1...2...3!!!!!!!!!!
Winners: And STILL World Tag Team Champions - The Master Craftsmen @ 03:58
Daniels comes in to break the count - but he’s FAR too late to do it, as Albright gets the job done for the Master Craftsmen, beating Doug Williams - and it means the Angels of Anarchy CANNOT challenge for the titles for as long as The Master Craftsmen hold the gold!!!
Jim Ross: I don’t know what happened there … I can only imagine that it was a lapse in concentration on Christopher Daniels part. It looked to me that he had plenty of time to break the count there …
Jerry Lawler: Looks like it to me too, J.R. What was Christopher Daniels thinking??
Jim Ross: Well, it’s a mistake that has cost Daniels and Doug Williams dearly. They’re OUT of the title picture. And it could be a LONG time before the Master Craftsmen lose those titles.
Jerry Lawler: And Christopher Daniels only has himself to blame.
The Master Craftsmen regroup on the floor, all clutching their respective gold, getting a QUICK win tonight, whilst in the ring, Daniels kneels down, tending to Williams, but doesn’t look too upset to have lost their final shot at the tag titles.
Jim Ross: A very strange turn of events. But you gotta feel for the Angels of Anarchy. After all they’ve put in over this last year since coming to the WWE … it looks as if this team are destined to never hold the World Tag Team Championships.
Jerry Lawler: I called it, J.R. Losers lose. But again, I gotta say, Christopher Daniels didn’t help his teams cause.
Jim Ross: No, he didn’t. And you gotta wonder what’s next for the Angels of Anarchy??
Meanwhile, Doug doesn’t appear to be aware that Daniels COULD have saved the match, and is helped up by Daniels, with Williams looking much more upset at the loss, as he watches Haas, Dinsmore and Albright depart up the ramp.
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Returning straight into the arena…
**THIS FIRE BURNS**
Hitting the stage with a cocky swagger, CM PUNK has a smirk etched on his face, full of confidence, with the Intercontinental Title around his waist. Kneeling down, he feels around on the stage, before bellowing; “IT‘S CLOBBERIN TIME!!!!”
Jim Ross: It may well be
‘Clobbering Time’ because CM Punk is about to face a man who was savagely assaulted earlier tonight!! William Regal had defeated Cody Rhodes before Rhodes and his tag team partner, Ken Doane, attacked him backstage, and from what we’ve been told, Regal was knocked out COLD during that confrontation.
Jerry Lawler: Regal will be severely hampered here, J.R, and you can guarantee CM Punk wont be cutting him any slack. Punk is here to be King of the Ring - he doesn’t care what happens. Look at him - he’s loving it!! He knows he’s got a free pass here!!!
Jim Ross: Indeed he may. And you’re absolutely right - CM Punk will show no mercy to Regal regardless of the veterans condition.
Punk climbs into the ring, showing off his title belt for the second time tonight, having a few words for the fans, before patiently waiting for Regal, standing in the middle of the ring, arms outstretched, smiling broadly…
**REGALITY**
The fans come alive again for their fellow Brit, but WILLIAM REGAL looks worse for wear, with no robe, and his hair dishevelled. Regal still manages to nod to the fans as he somewhat staggers down the ramp.
Jim Ross: This doesn’t look good, King-
Jerry Lawler: If we didn’t know better, you’d say Regal was drunk. I have a bad feeling about this J.R.
Jim Ross: You and me both, King. I don’t think Regal should be competing here. I know we’re in his backyard an all, but let’s be sensible.
Jerry Lawler: Easier said than done. I doubt anyone could’ve prevented Regal from coming out here to compete.
Regal takes his time getting up the steps, and climbs into the ring, with John Cone holding Punk off, stopping him from attacking Regal before the bell, with Punk wanting to get this finished quickly. Cone checks with Regal if he’s ready, with the Brit nodding, and the bell is rung…
~ KING OF THE RING SEMI FINAL ~
William Regal vs. CM Punk
And straight away, CM Punk races across the ring, blasting Regal with forearms to the face, wasting little time. He quickly applies a hammerlock, and delivers the PEPSI TWIST, quickly hooking the leg, 1...2...KICK OUT!!!!! Punk tells Cone to get in position quicker, before applying a rear chinlock on Regal, trying to wear the veteran down further. Punk trash talks the fans whilst putting the squeeze on Regal, and once he feels Regal stirring, Punk lets go of the hold, and pushes Regal down, dropping a knee on his face, slowing Regal down further. Punk drops another knee before a lateral press, 1...2...NO!!! Regal relies on his survival instincts, keeping the match alive, but the fans fall silent, harbouring little hope for their fellow Brit pulling it off given the earlier moments of the match.
Punk waits for Regal to get up, and it does take a while, with Regal spaghetti legged, peeling off the ropes, walking into Punks path, with the I.C Champion getting the Brit up onto his shoulders - but Regal is able to slip off, and CRACKS Punk with a STIFF forearm, then a European Uppercut, rocking Punk, with Punk trying to stop the comeback, going for a kick - caught by Regal - and Regal spins Punk around - CATCHING HIM WITH A NECKBREAKER!!!!! Regal shakes the cobwebs loose, and hooks the leg, 1...2...KICK OUT!!!!! Punk survives, but is met by Regal as he gets up, with the Brit blasting Punk with right hands, before applying a wristlock. And with Punk trapped, Regal opens up with stiff kicks to the gut and chest, then twists the arm, with Punk flipping onto the mat. Regal drops an elbow, then covers, sticking his forearm into Punks face, 1...2...NO!!!!!
Regal is surprising everyone thus far, especially J.R and Lawler, with the commentators saying Regal is toughing it out, and that Punk maybe took him too lightly. Regal takes Punk back over with a snap mare, then lands a STIFF kick to the back, before picking Punk back up, looking for a suplex - BLOCKED - Punk blocks the suplex, and spins out of danger, catching Regal with a Muay Thai kick, then an array of leg kicks, before DROPPING Regal with a roundhouse kick!!! “That could be all she wrote!!” comments J.R, given the head trauma Regal has already suffered, with the cover made by Punk, 1...2...NO!!!!! Punk drags Regal up, looking to shoot him across the ring, but Regal reverses it, sending Punk instead!! Punk stumbles out of the corner, RIGHT INTO A REGAL PLEX!!!!!!! Regal hooks the leg … 1...2...PUNK KICKS OUT!!!!! The wind goes out of the sails of the fans inside the o2 Arena, as Regal himself winces at the near fall.
Punk rolls out onto the apron, with Regal slow to get up, still worse for wear after his beating earlier. The Brit comes to meet Punk at the ropes, but Punk blocks a shot, blasting Regal with a forearm shot, forcing the veteran back … allowing Punk to spring off the ropes, catching Regal with a flying clothesline!!! Punk stands back up, motioning to the fans that it’s ‘NAP TIME’, as he waits for Regal to get up … and gets the veteran up for the GTS again … but Regal DESPERATELY elbows at Punk, freeing himself from the GTS, putting Punk on his knees, and looks for the KNEE TREMBLER - NO!!!! Punk avoids it, and takes Regal down … ANACONDA VISE!!!!!!!!! Regal squirms, trying to escape the clutches of the Anaconda Vise … but he cant, and he cant counter … he cant find the ropes … but he REFUSES to tap … and instead … PASSES OUT, forcing John Cone to call for the bell!!!!
Winner: CM Punk @ 04:39
*ADVANCES TO FINALS*
Punk eventually releases the submission hold, and laughs, as the official raises his arm, with Punk progressing to the final - one match away from becoming the 2008 King of the Ring.
Jim Ross: CM Punk wins. And the dream for William Regal - is over.
Jerry Lawler: There’s no room in the WWE for sentiment, J.R. William Regal gave it his best shot, but CM Punk was just too fresh, too young, and too good. That’s the reality. As good as William Regal is and has been … he’s not as good as CM Punk. Not on this night.
Jim Ross: And now, CM Punk advances to the final. He has the opportunity to follow in the footsteps of Stone Cold Steve Austin, Bret Hart, Triple H and the current WWE Champion, Edge. For William Regal though, it’ll be a case of what may have been - just what could have been, had the New Standard not been such sore losers…
Regal is left on the mat, with the official checking on him, calling for help to bring him around, whilst Punk leaves the ring, jawing with fans, making mock tear gestures as he walks up the ramp.
Jim Ross: There’s no need for this!! Ya won the match!! Quit trying to rile these fans, and get your ass ready for the final!!!
Jerry Lawler: Let him enjoy it, J.R!! He’s earned this moment!!
In the ring, Regal sits up, coming around, having to be told by the official and the medics that his King of the Ring ambitions are over. And it truly is over - it’s Regal third and FINAL opportunity to win the King of the Ring tournament.
Jim Ross: The dream ends here for William Regal. And when we come back, another mans dreams will be shattered - will it be the title ambitions of Kurt Angle?? Or the glass ceiling preventing Bryan Danielson from the upper echelon?? What a match it promises to be - the second King of the Ring semi-final - NEXT!!!!
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VIDEO PACKAGE
Opening shot of the American Flag waving proudly.
“Come join us for a CELEBRATION!!”
Sounds of fireworks going off, in between high impact moves from Batista, Kurt Angle & MNM.
“Of all things AMERICAN!!”
Shots of fans celebrating, in amongst Triple H spitting water, Bryan Danielson soaring out of the ring and Edge setting off his pyro.
“It‘s Smackdowns biggest PARTY of the year”
Champagne bottle cork flying off, street parties and beach parties, with shots of Melina’s famous ring entrance, Jeff Hardy delivering a Swanton and MVP bursting through his set.
“It‘s a GREAT …”
Fireworks and flashing shots of Lashley, Jamie Noble, Matt Hardy in action.
“…AMERICAN … ”
Cheers and shots of Triple H, Kurt Angle, Edge hitting finishers.
“…BASH!!!”
WWE GREAT AMERICAN BASH | JULY 20 | CHARLOTTE, NC
ONLY ON PAY PER VIEW
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*BANNER CREDIT; RANTHELLACIOUS*
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Back into the arena, BRYAN DANIELSON is already making his way to the ring, slapping hands with fans on the ramp, before climbing between the ropes, bouncing up and down…
Jim Ross: Earlier tonight, Bryan Danielson had to overcome Jamie Noble to progress to this Semi-Final in a hard hitting, physical contest - they damn near went twenty minutes. In contrast, Kurt Angle went less than five. How much of an advantage does that give Kurt Angle, King??
Jerry Lawler: A huge one. If both men were coming into this match completely fresh and well rested, you’d automatically favour Kurt Angle. With that war with Jamie Noble under his belt, Bryan Danielson has to be spent. Angle on the other hand, is pretty much fresh. That match with Ted DiBiase was really just a warm up. As good as he is, and as impressive as his run has been in this tournament, I think Bryan Danielson is about to see his run brought to an abrupt halt.
Jim Ross: Such a mouth-watering prospect this match. So many fans ‘online’ that have followed the career of Bryan Danielson before he made it to the WWE have wanted to see Danielson face Angle for years. Tonight - right now - they’re about to see it.
Jerry Lawler: And they could find themselves highly disappointed in the outcome…
**MEDAL**
It’s another pop for the legendary KURT ANGLE, who, unlike earlier, DOES go through his pyro routine, setting it off, taking his time to walk down the ramp on this occasion, unlike his earlier contest with Ted DiBiase Junior. Angle looks fully focused, a man on a mission, whilst Danielson puffs his cheeks in the ring, waiting for Angle.
Jim Ross: He came into this night as the odds-on favourite, and for good reason; he won this tournament as a rookie in 2000, and came a whisker away from retaining the crown twelve months later. He was the only multiple time WWE Champion in the field - no one has the resume of Kurt Angle. Not only in this tournament - but in the entire WWE.
Jerry Lawler: Kurt Angle has done it all, J.R. He’s not had it all his own way during this tournament, but he’s here, and he’s in a perfect position to go all the way.
Jim Ross: And as you say - Angle has NOT had it all his own way. He very nearly fell at the first hurdle when he beat Johnny Nitro with thirty seconds to spare. Damien Sandow gave him trouble too - but he’s overcome those obstacles. And though some feel Angle underestimated the competition initially, you can bet your ass that Angle isn’t taking ANYONE lightly now. Especially not Bryan Danielson.
Jerry Lawler: He’d better not. I know I’ve picked Kurt Angle - but Danielson is no joke, J.R. He’s lost ONCE since debuting in the WWE. Once. That said; he’s never faced anyone like Kurt Angle. And Kurt Angle will be keenly aware of that.
Angle hit’s the ring, pirouetting as he steps inside, as Danielson watches from his corner, slightly smiling as he waits. There’s a respectful nod from the former Cruiserweight Champion to Angle as the music dies down, and Angle nods back at Danielson, showing his opponents some respect before the match.
~ KING OF THE RING SEMI FINAL ~
Kurt Angle vs. Bryan Danielson
The bell rings amidst a lot of anticipation inside the o2. Angle stares across the ring, asking his opponent “you ready, kid?” Danielson nods, and starts to bounce up and down, shifting around the ring, as does Angle, before they focus fully on the opponent, and both men go in for a lock up. They struggle for a split second, before Angle overpowers Bryan, and shoves him into the corner, with Danielson hitting with quite a thud, dropping to a knee after impact!!! Angle looks happy with the outcome, and plays to the fans, whilst Danielson reaches for the middle rope, and pulls himself back up. Bryan doesn’t look fazed, and is comfortable going in for another lock up, and again, they struggle for a split second, before Angle overpowers Bryan, sending him down again!!! Angle looks around, and stretches out his arms, looking dominant, as Danielson grimaces, pulling himself up.
Danielson stands in the corner, and takes a second to think, as Kurt stares across at him, smiling broadly. Bryan moves around the ring quickly, with Angle moving around too, before they meet in the centre for a third lock up. This time, Bryan is quick to go behind, but just as he thinks he has one upped Angle, Angle trips the leg, taking Bryan down, and drops to the mat, but as he attempt to grab the ankle, Danielson rolls through, escaping danger. Retreating to the corner, Danielson takes a moment to think again, as Angle has a smile etched on his face, feeling like he has Danielsons number.
Picking himself up, Danielson RUSHES to the centre and locks up with much more aggression, and surprises Angle with a wristlock out of the collar and elbow. Danielson yanks the body part, forcing Angle to double over, but Kurt manages to switch the positions, applying a wristlock of his own. Danielson takes a knee, then rolls through, looking to escape the hold, and surprises Angle again, this time with an arm drag. Angle doesn’t look happy at being out wrestled by Danielson, but Bryan enjoys his moment of superiority, smiling at Angle. Kurt slaps the mat in frustration, getting back up, and both men briskly make their way to the centre again, but instead of locking up, Kurt takes Bryan by surprise, with a firemans carry takeover.
He looks to go to work on a grounded Bryan, but Danielson surprises Angle, applying a head scissors, taking Angle over, but Kurt quickly slips out of the hold. Despite that though, Angle looks a little angry he was out wrestled on that occasion again by Danielson. He hunches down for a second as Danielson gets to his feet, looking a little more confident after another sequence where he out wrestled Kurt. Quickly, Angle shoots up, and runs at the former Cruiserweight Champion, but Danielson thinks quickly again, taking Angle over with a side headlock takedown, applying the side headlock in the process!!! Angle kicks the mat with his foot, perhaps showing his frustration, and J.R suggests that Angle took Bryan a little lightly.
Angle grabs the arm of his opponent, and tries to power out of the hold, but Danielson keeps the simple submission locked on. This isn’t for long though, as Angle swivels, and frees himself nicely out of the hold. Both men are quick to their feet, not wanting to get caught on the ground, and as they rise, Danielson catches Angle with a surprising European Uppercut!! Angle staggers from the shot, but looks offended, and STRIKES BACK at Bryan, delivering his own European Uppercut to his opponent. They trade another set of Uppercuts back and forth, and a third time, before Angle has enough and CLOBBERS Danielson with a stiff clothesline!!!!! Angle clearly wasn’t enjoying the back and forth, and he appears to be getting himself more fired up, slapping his own face.
The Olympian comes for Danielson, taking advantage of his groggy state, going for a front face lock. Angle tries to squeeze the air from his opponent, but Bryan pushes himself up slightly, before performing a hand stand type manoeuvre, freeing himself from the hold, much to the chagrin of a bewildered Kurt Angle, who has been surprised by the opening exchange from Danielson. Angle shakes his head, and the two men meet in the centre of the ring again. Danielson ducks under the lunge from Angle though, and executes a drop toe hold, then adds insult to injury by dropping down, and moving around the back of Angle, riding his opponent, ending the humiliation with a few slaps around the back of the head, infuriating Kurt further, with Lawler suggesting that that wasn’t a wise move from Bryan.
It shows the confidence building within Danielson though, whilst Angle kicks the ropes in frustration when he gets to his feet. Angle calms himself down slightly, before breathing deeply, and turns back around, staring at Danielson. Bryan now appears to be full of confidence, having proven he is able to hang with the Olympian on the mat, and appears to have earned the respect of Kurt. They circle once again, but before they can lock up, Kurt goes low with a kick to the gut, and he TOSSES Danielson through the ropes!!! Angle, losing his cool, shouts out at Danielson; “You wanna play with the big boys?? You have no idea what you‘re getting into!!” Danielson then looks to jump back into the ring, but Angle stops him with a kick, sending him to the floor again!!!
Kurt then leans over the ropes, shouting to Danielson, “You have to earn your way into MY ring!!!” … which prompts Danielson to trip Angle from the ring, and drag him out onto the floor!!! Danielson, showing no fear of Angle, lights him up with another uppercut forearm, forcing Kurt to back up, but as Danielson lunges toward him - Angle catches Danielson - BELLY TO BELLY ON THE FLOOR!!!!! The o2 explodes, and Angle pops up, pirouetting on the floor; “THAT‘S WHAT I‘M TALKIN ABOUT!!!” Angle picks Danielson up, and SLAMS his face off the steel steps - getting a stern warning from the official, with Kurt backing up, protesting his innocence … UNTIL DANIELSON LEAPS AT HIM - AND THE TWO MEN TUMBLE OVER THE ANNOUNCE TABLE!!!!! It’s breaking down in the King of the Ring semi-final, with both men down, as we head to a commercial…
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Back live, Angle has a front face lock applied on Danielson, allowing us to see highlights during the commercials, where both men got back into the ring - just beating a ten count from Jimmy Korderas - and then, after Danielson sent Angle into the corner, Kurt got a foot up to stop Bryans momentum, and took over from there, wearing Danielson down. Angle keeps his front face lock applied in the ring now, pressing down on Danielson as he tries to escape. Bryan eventually battles to his feet, forcing Angle to release the hold, but Kurt then immediately clubs the back of his rival, softening Danielson, and looks for a GERMAN SUPLEX - but Danielson holds the ropes for dear life to avoid the impact.
Angle is forced to give it up momentarily, then clubs the back of Danielson, trying to break his grip, and drags him from the ropes, attempting the German again - but Bryan counters, and rolls through for a cover … 1...2...NO!!! Angle bounces up, looking for a clothesline, but Danielson ducks it, and grips Angle from behind … HITTING A RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX TO ANGLE!!!!!!!! There’s a stunned reaction from the fans, as Danielson hits Angle with a German … and he’s not done there - Danielson gets back to his feet, and lunges in as Angle rises, gripping Kurt again … GERMAN SUPLEX - BRIDGING FOR A COUNT … 1...2...ANGLE KICKS OUT!!!!! Angle JUST kicks out in time after a tight bridge from Danielson for the count. J.R comments on the trouble Danielson is giving Angle, stating that he’s more than earning Kurts respect in this match.
With Angle struggling to his knees, Danielson is able to execute his array of kicks to the chest, firing off three of them, but on the fourth - ANGLE GRABS THE LEG … AND LOOKS TO APPLY AN ANKLE LOCK!!!!! NO!!!!! Danielson kicks Angle away, and with Kurt still on his knees, Bryan is able to score with a SHINING WIZARD!!!!! Danielson hooks the leg, 1...2...KICK OUT!!!!! Danielson sits Angle up, and locks the arm, before drilling Kurt with elbows, driving them into the shoulder of the Olympian, softening him up with a relentless assault, before dragging Kurt to his feet, snapping off a suplex. Shooing Korderas out of the way, Danielson climbs the turnbuckles, going up top, possibly for the flying head butt … but as he climbs to the top - ANGLE EXPLODES TO HIS FEET … CHARGING UP THE ROPES - BELLY TO BELLY OFF THE TOP!!!!!!!!!!!!
There’s a huge reaction inside the o2 for the big spot, but Angle doesn’t bother with a cover, but instead uses the HUGE Belly to Belly to give himself a chance to recover and establish control. Kurt gets to his feet, stalking Danielson, and pounds the back, then shoves him into the corner, opening up with his overhand right hands, with Danielson unable to block them, eating punch after punch from Kurt. The Olympian drags Danielson out of the corner, delivering another European Uppercut, sending Danielson falling into the ropes, stumbling back out - into the path of another Belly to Belly from Angle!!! Angle motions that it’s over, and stalks his weary opponent … lunging in - ANGLE SLAM - NO!!! Danielson lands behind, holding the arm … tripping Angle … AND APPLIES A LEBELL LOCK!!!!!!!!
It’s the first time Danielson has used this hold (in this thread) and he has Angle trapped in the middle of the ring!!! J.R puts the hold over, and despite it being a new hold for Danielson for the fans to see, they do react - possibly given the similarity of the hold to the world renowned Crossface. Angle is trapped in the middle of the ring, but shifts over, rolling through, pinning Danielson - 1...2...NO!!! Danielson rolls back through, into the hold again!!!! Angle is in trouble, but the fresher Olympian has the energy to claw to the ropes, eventually getting his free arm on the bottom rope, forcing the hold to be broken, with Danielson letting go at four - making the most of the five count. Korderas warns Danielson as he gets to his feet, but Bryan shrugs, telling Korderas; “I have to the count of five.”
ANGLE EXPLODES - TRIPPING DANIELSON - ANKLE LOCK APPLIED!!!!!!!!!!
Kurt Angle takes full advantage of Danielson taking his eye off the ball for a moment - and it could cost him dearly!!!!! Angle has the ankle lock applied with Danielson caught in the middle of the ring, yanking the limb, shouting for Bryan to “TAP!!”, as J.R wonders how much Danielson has left to give … and with Bryan burying his head in the mat, it might not be much more … UNTIL DANIELSON ROLLS THROUGH … COUNTERING THE ANKLE LOCK … AND APPLIES THE LEBELL LOCK AGAIN!!!!!! Angle is trapped again, in the middle of the ring … as Lawler blurts out; “I DON’T BELIEVE THIS!!!” stunned at Danielson being able to match Angle to this extent. Kurt isn’t able to crawl to the ropes this time … but he is able to roll through again, pinning Danielson … 1...2...NO!!!! This time, Danielson has to release the hold in order to escape the pin.
Danielson bounces up quickly though, charging at Angle - but Angle ducks under him - GERMAN SUPLEX!!!!!! AND HE HANGS ON!!!! Angle keeps the waistlock applied, dragging Danielson up … and Bryans efforts to grab the ropes is futile … as Angle pops off a SECOND German … and STILL holds on!!!!! Once more, Danielson tries to grab the ropes to escape the inevitable … but Angle is too strong … and delivers a THIRD German Suplex!!!!! This time it’s a release German, sending Danielson across the ring, and Angle climbs back to his feet, AND DOWN COME THE STRAPS!!!!!!! Angle wants to finish Danielson off, and grabs the ankle again … but as he applies the ANKLE LOCK … DANIELSON ROLLS THROUGH … PINNING PREDICAMENT … 1...2...ANGLE JUST ESCAPES!!!!!
Angle pops up straight after his kick out, and BLASTS the slower Danielson, turning him INSIDE OUT with a devastating clothesline!!!! Angle follows Danielson to the corner, stomping his tiring opponent, before dragging Bryan to his feet, punishing him with overhand punches and European uppercuts, relentlessly hammering the former Cruiserweight Champion. Angle grabs Danielson by the face, foaming at the mouth as he shouts at him; “I NEED THIS - NOW STAY DOWN!!!” … before executing a Belly to Belly out of the corner!!! Angle presses down for the cover, 1...2...SHOULDER UP!!!!! Angle sits up on his knees, shaking his head, looking down at the spirited Danielson, shouting again; “JUST STAY DOWN!!! DON’T MAKE ME HURT YOU!!” before standing back up.
From the canvas, Danielson flails his arms a little, trying to do anything to get back up, but cant. Kurt stomps the ankle, now looking to go home, and starts softening up the ankle. Bryan rolls around the mat, trying to avoid his ankle getting punished, but he cant avoid the stomps from Angle. Eventually, in an act of desperation, Bryan grabs the bottom rope, and Angle is forced to back off, giving Danielson a moment to recover - much to Angles chagrin. On commentary though, J.R and Lawler both agree that Danielson looks exhausted, and claim it’s a matter of time before Angle finishes him off. Slowly, Bryan musters the energy to pull himself to his feet, but looks absolutely exhausted. Angle sees this as easy pickings, and charges Danielson into the corner, with no resistance from the weary opponent.
Kurt rams his shoulder into the mid section of Danielson four times, before quickly dropping to his knees, and goes for the ankle, tripping Bryan down, and manages to apply for hold for a split second, but Danielson is able to catch the bottom rope on his way down, quickly forcing a break. Angle looks to hide his frustrations, but he pushes past the referee once Danielson is up, and looks for the ANGLE SLAM out of the ropes … BUT DANIELSON MANAGES TO LAND BEHIND HIM … AND HIT’S THE DRAGON SUPLEX … PINNING ANGLE … 1...2...ANGLE KICKS OUT JUST IN THE NICK OF TIME!!!!!! Almost out of nowhere, Danielson had it, but Angle JUST survives the stunning suplex, but Danielson still has the arms locked … AND HE TURNS OVER … CATTLE MUTILATION!!!!!!!!
The fans in London rise to their feet in anticipation, knowing how dangerous the Cattle Mutilation is … and Angle is trapped in it for the first time in his career … with Danielson putting EVERYTHING into it, clasping the arms, whilst Kurt moves his feet, trying to find the sanctuary of ropes. J.R and Lawler both talk about how big an upset this could be if Danielson submits Angle … and with Angle unable to find the ropes, it looks like a serious possibility. The camera momentarily shifts to CM Punk in the locker room, sat down, watching the action closely … before going back live, with Angle is SERIOUS trouble … seemingly on the verge of giving up … when he FINALLY gets his feet on the ropes!!! Danielson is forced the release the hold, looking crestfallen at his failure to get the job done on that occasion, sitting on his knees, head bowed.
Danielson pushes himself back up, and strikes Angle with kicks to the gut in the corner, softening him up, allowing him to back up to the opposite corner, and charge in, RUNNING DROPKICK TO ANGLE IN THE CORNER!!!! Danielson gets up, and takes off again, hitting ANOTHER running dropkick in the corner … gets up, and hits ANOTHER running dropkick in the corner!!!!! Angle slumps down in the corner, with Danielson dragging him out of the corner, hooking the leg, 1...2...KICK OUT!!!!! Angle kicks out, and Danielson quickly looks to hook up the arms again … LOOKING FOR CATTLE MUTILATION ONCE MORE - NO!!!!! Angle rolls through, escaping Danielsons clutches, and as he gets up, Angle meets Danielson with a overhand right to the skull, and then shoots him to the corner - but Danielson backflips out of the corner … ONLY FOR ANGLE TO BE WAITING - ANGLE SLAM!!!!!!!
ANGLE SLAM CONNECTS!!!! BUT DANIELSON ROLLS OUT OF THE RING AFTER IMPACT!!!!!!!
Angle cant believe it!!! Kurt desperately hangs through the ropes, looking down at Danielson on the floor, knowing surely he’d be down for a three count. Angle climbs out of the ring, having to come for Danielson, whilst Lawler is crying out; “STAY IN THE RING!!! LET HIM GET COUNTED OUT!!!” J.R suggests that Angle wants to win the right way - or perhaps he’s been thrown off his game so much by Danielsons fight, the thought hasn’t crossed his mind. Angle drags Danielson up, shaking his head, before rolling Bryan back in. Angle follows, and stands over Danielson, telling him matter of factly; “Don’t make this any harder.” … Angle then reaches down to drag Danielson up … WHEN DANIELSON SURPRISES THE OLYMPIAN WITH A SMALL PACKAGE … 1...2...3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Angle kicks out … but it’s a FRACTION too late … JUST as it was at Judgment Day when he failed to beat Edge!!!!!
Winner: Bryan Danielson @ 19:16
*ADVANCES TO FINAL*
Jim Ross: I DON’T BELIEVE IT!!! DID- YES - BRYAN DANIELSON HAS BEATEN KURT ANGLE!!! BAH GAWD - BRYAN DANIELSON HAS BEATEN KURT ANGLE!!!!
Jerry Lawler: OH MY!!! I’m in shock, J.R!!
Jim Ross: We ALL are!! I think even Bryan Danielson is!!!
Angle is sat up in shock, with Danielson sat across from him, with his arm raised in victory. Both men are on their knees, both look stunned for different reasons, and both look across from one another.
Jim Ross: What an incredible match!! What an incredible display of athleticism and grit, and determination from BOTH these men!! Bryan Danielson - in the biggest match of his career - has just scored the biggest win; BY FAR of his career!!! Bryan Danielson has JUST beaten Kurt Angle!!!
Jerry Lawler: And he has to come back out here later!!! He still has to compete in the FINAL!! Let’s not forget, J.R - this is a SEMI-FINAL!!
Jim Ross: You gotta wonder though, King, what could Danielson possibly have left to offer?? He’s gotta be absolutely exhausted!! He’s had TWO LONG, PHYSICAL matches - he’s just had the match of his life, and he somehow has to do it ALL over again!!!
Jerry Lawler: This result suits one man, J.R. And he’s sat in the locker room right now, probably with a huge grin on his face. CM Punk is probably getting his speech ready right now!!!
Jim Ross: That wouldn’t surprise me. But King, CM Punk better not overlook Danielson. Despite what he’s had to go through to reach the final tonight, Bryan Danielson will be going to that final to win.
Still on their knees, Angle and Danielson share a few words which aren’t heard on camera, and both men get to their feet … receiving a STANDING OVATION from the fans. Both men look around the o2 arena, soaking up the fans appreciation for their efforts, before Angle pats Danielson on the back, then SHAKES DANIELSONS HAND!!!!!
Jim Ross: LISTEN TO THAT OVATION!!!!! Look at the respect from Kurt Angle to Bryan Danielson!!! That’s what it’s all about!!!
Jerry Lawler: I’m a little surprised Angle is taking it this well, J.R.
Jim Ross: Well, sometimes, you’ve just gotta accept that you were beaten by the better man. Tonight, Kurt Angle, perhaps he underestimated Danielson, maybe not. But he was beaten by the better man on this night. And like a man, Angle has accepted the defeat with graciousness.
There’s a bigger reaction from the fans for that, with Angle pointing to the fans, seemingly telling Danielson this is his moment, before leaving the ring, and limping up the ramp, head bowed in disappointment.
Jim Ross: And now, we need to take a breather I think, King. What a rollercoaster. And we’ve still got the Finals of the King of the Ring to come - and what a final it promises to be. Raws Intercontinental Champion, CM Punk, meets Smackdowns former Cruiserweight Champion, Bryan Danielson.
Jerry Lawler: I cant wait, J.R!!!
Jim Ross: And we’re gonna focus a lot more on that match before the final a little later - but we’re going to be getting set for another huge stakes match in just a few moments. Chris Jericho and Rob Van Dam are about to collide - for the last time - inside a steel cage.
Jerry Lawler: And either Mister Money in the Bank or the Whole Damn Show is gonna LEAVE the WWE after the match!!!
Jim Ross: It doesn’t get much bigger than that, King. But before that - just look at this response. Whether he wins or loses in the final tonight, I think it’s safe to say that a star has been born tonight in Bryan Danielson.
In the ring, Danielson enjoys the moment, thanking the fans for their respect, but he has to come back out again very soon to fight in the final. Danielson continues to stand in the ring though, as we head into a commercial.
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Back from the commercial, we get a split screen of CHRIS JERICHO (with the Money in the Bank briefcase in his hand) and ROB VAN DAM, with the Steel Cage Match just moments away…
Jim Ross: Fear, trepidation. Both men are bound to be having those feelings right now, with their careers in the balance.
Jerry Lawler: And I don’t blame ‘em, J.R. Could you imagine if your career was at stake??
Jim Ross: I’ve been fired more times than I care to remember, King. And it’s a feeling I wouldn’t wish on my worst enemy. But - one of these men is about to wrestle their last match inside a WWE ring. Let’s take a look at how this all came together tonight…
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~ CHRIS JERICHO vs. ROB VAN DAM; VIDEO PACKAGE ~
- Clips of Chris Jericho cheating to defeat Rob Van Dam at WrestleMania, over the top of comments from both men talking about stealing the show at the event, with Jericho pulling the wool over Van Dams eyes.
- Comments from Jericho following WrestleMania, explaining his heel turn, talking about being left behind, and realising that to compete in this day and age, you have to leave your morals behind, over the top of clips of RVD attacking Jericho in the weeks that followed, looking for revenge.
- Jericho then wins the Money in the Bank briefcase at Judgment Day, chaining RVD to the ladder in order to win the match, along with his pre-Judgment Day comments where he said the smartest man would win.
- Shots of Jericho’s MITB victory celebration speech, and the ensuing attack from Van Dam, along with Van Dams promise that he’d NEVER let Jericho cash in his contract.
- This leads to GM {at that time} The Brian Kendrick making the match for this show, after Jericho demanded Kendrick do something about RVD - but he didn’t expect Kendrick to put Jerichos career at stake.
- Jericho complains about the match, believing he shouldn’t have to put his career at stake after winning Money in the Bank, but his protests fall on deaf ears, and during the contract signing, Van Dam puts Jericho through the table with a Five Star Frog Splash.
- The video ends with Jericho trying - and failing - to cash in his briefcase, with RVD preventing him from doing so, along with soundbites from both men and the announcers, hyping the stakes of the match, bringing the career of one iconic superstar to an end tonight…
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Back into the arena, and the STEEL CAGE begins to lower, with the fans cheering in the arena, as the ominous music plays…
Jim Ross: Here we go, King!!
Jerry Lawler: Ugh, I’ve got a bad feeling, J.R. This cant be fair to Chris Jericho.
Jim Ross: You could argue it isn’t fair to either man. But it’s come to this. One legendary WWE Champion is about to be banished from the WWE forever. We’re about to see Chris Jericho or Rob Van Dam for the very last time in a WWE ring…
Charles Robinson enters the ring now, as workers make sure the cage is secure…
{/THIRD HOUR}
Jim Ross: And folks, three ways to win this match; pinfall, submission, or escaping the cage - either over the top or through the door, with both feet touching the floor.
Jerry Lawler: And that’s a big issue Chris Jericho had. He’s worried that RVD will escape that cage and cost Jericho his career.
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**BREAK THE WALLS DOWN**
Minus the old countdown, and carrying the Money in the Bank briefcase (which could end up being worthless pretty soon if he loses tonight), CHRIS JERICHO makes his way out, still looking unhappy that this match is even happening tonight. He shows off the briefcase, and shouts out; “I earned this!! I don’t deserve to be treated like this!!!”
Jim Ross: Chris Jericho had better get his mind focused on the task at hand here!! He needs to quit cryin and accept what’s happening, or he’s gonna find himself without a job very, very quickly!! There’s no point complaining anymore!!
Jerry Lawler: You’d be the same if someone was trying to take away everything you worked for, J.R!!!
Jim Ross: I never had a choice, King. Chris Jerichos fate is in his own hands. And if he’s not careful, he’s gonna find himself as a full-time singer after tonight!!!
Jericho looks at the cage, still angry to have to be wrestling in this structure, with these terms, but after rattling the cage, he reluctantly steps inside, after handing over his briefcase, telling the official on the outside to take good care of it.
**ONE OF A KIND**
The Whole Damn Show, ROB VAN DAM, hit’s the stage, looking far more positive than Jericho - and for good reason. He has Jericho right where he wants him, locked in a confined space with nowhere to run and nowhere to hide. The fans join in with the ‘R-V-D’ thumb taunt, as he makes his way down the ramp, whilst Jericho looks furious in the ring still.
Jim Ross: And you might recall, King, that this isn’t the first time Jericho and Van Dam have met inside a steel cage. Five years ago on Raw, they met inside the cage with the Intercontinental Title on the line, and you remember who won??
Jerry Lawler: Nooo…
Jim Ross: That man right there, Rob Van Dam. In a race to the floor, Van Dam climbed over the top, kicking the door in Jerichos face, clearing the path to victory for RVD. Will we see history repeat itself tonight??
Jerry Lawler: I sure hope not. This whole situation isn’t fair to Jericho. He’s Mister Money in the Bank!!!
Jim Ross: Van Dam couldn’t give a damn what Jericho is!! This is a personal, personal issue, that dates back to WrestleMania, when Jericho double crossed Van Dam. It HAD to come down to this, King.
RVD hangs around at the bottom of the ramp, making Jericho wait in the ring, with Jericho pacing around nervously, calling RVD on. On the outside, Van Dam has a few choice words for Jericho, but looks far more relaxed and confident than Jericho does.
Jim Ross: And when we come back, we’ll see all the action. It’s Chris Jericho and Rob Van Dam, locked inside a fifteen foot high steel cage!! And the stakes couldn’t be higher!! Don’t go away!!!
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Saturday Nights Main Event returns, and RVD has a STEEL CHAIR in hand, trying to bring it into the ring, with Charles Robinson trying to stop him from bringing the chair in…
Jerry Lawler: Somebody stop this idiot!! You’ve got a cage, RVD!! Get rid of the chair!!!
Jim Ross: Don’t forget King, Van Dam
promised a Van Terminator here tonight. He’s looking to make good on that promise!! There’s No Disqualification in a steel cage - if he wants to bring the chair in, he can!!
Van Dam forces past Robinson to get into the cage, and Jericho is quickly on the run, trying to steer clear of the chair wielding Van Dam, with the bell being rung to officially start the match, as the door is locked!!
!! STEEL CAGE MATCH !!
Rob Van Dam vs. Chris Jericho
*LOSER LEAVES THE WWE*
Right away though, Robinson is desperate to get the chair from Van Dam, and as he looks to reason with RVD, Robinson in unwittingly gifting Jericho an opportunity to ESCAPE TO VICTORY!!! Jericho frantically tries to climb the cage … but Van Dam eventually spots him, and comes after Jericho, NAILING his rival with a chair shot across the back!!!!! That puts a stop to Jerichos escape attempt!!! RVD slams the chair across Jerichos back again, but ends up leaving the chair at the top of the cage, before he follows Jericho down to the mat. Jericho retreats to the corner, with RVD showing no mercy, laying into Jericho, pounding him in the corner. With Jericho softened up, Van Dam executes an early Monkey Flip to a nice pop, and Van Dam follows that with a SPLIT LEGGED MOONSAULT!!!!! Van Dam doesn’t cover though, with J.R suggesting he wants to punish Jericho.
Instead, Van Dam drags Jericho right back up, and RUNS Jericho - face first - into the steel cage, and flattens Mr. Money in the Bank with a clothesline!!! Jericho is knocked loopy, staggering to his feet, with RVD having plenty of time to pick his spot, leaping off the top turnbuckle with a flying kick, knocking Jericho back down again!!! RVD picks Jericho up again, with Jericho trying to hold him off with a chop, but Van Dam shrugs the chop off, and lands punches on Jericho. Jericho tries to respond with a kick - but it’s caught by Van Dam, who steps over the leg, and knocks Jericho off his feet again with a spin kick!!! Then, on the mat - in a very un-Van Dam like move, RVD mounts Jericho, POUNDING the skull of his rival!!!! J.R again comments on the mindset of RVD tonight, saying he’s out to truly punish Jericho for his actions over the last three months.
RVD finally relents - but only momentarily to bring Jericho to his feet. He backs Jericho into the ropes with MORE punches, and Jericho isn’t able to get away from them, surrounded by the on-form RVD. Van Dam shoots Jericho off the ropes, looking for a front dropkick on the return … but Jericho puts the brakes on, and holds onto the ropes to stop him rebounding back … and Van Dam lands HARD on the canvas!!! Jericho instantly spots an opportunity, and stumbles from the ropes, grabbing the legs of his rival … APPLYING THE WALLS OF JERICHO!!!!! Jericho seizes on the first opportunity, and gets his signature submission hold applied, with J.R reminding the fans that the match CAN end via submission … but the hold is not applied for long, as the Whole Damn Show uses his impressive leg strength to POWER Jericho away, being able to do so, with Jericho still groggy from the beating he sustained in the early going.
Jericho looks to meet RVD as he gets up, and the two great rivals begin to go back and forth with chops (Jericho) and forearms (Van Dam) … and it’s a battle that Van Dam wins, proving to be too tough for Jericho in the heat of battle, HAMMERING his enemy with the rapid fire forearms, beating Jericho down to a knee. RVD then takes off, hitting the ropes, charging back at Jericho - BUT JERICHO SURPRISES HIM WITH A FLAPJACK - SENDING VAN DAM FACE FIRST INTO THE STEEL CAGE WALL!!!!! Van Dam staggers away upon impact, and Jericho runs through him with a STIFF clothesline!!! The fans reign down with boos for Mr. Money in the Bank, as he waves off their abuse, quickly dragging RVD back up, and wastes no time, backing RVD into the corner, firing off with half a dozen knife edge chops, lighting up the Whole Damn Show, before SLAPPING Van Dam in a blatant sign of disrespect to his foe.
Grabbing RVD by the face, Jericho shouts at him; “YOU LIKE THAT!! HUH??” Jericho SLAPS RVD again; “END MY CAREER?? HUH??” He SLAPS Van Dam once more; “YOU STUPID SON OF A BITCH!!” Jericho then fires Van Dam across the ring, into the opposite corner, but on this occasion, RVD jumps to the middle rope, and catches an incoming Jericho with a thrust kick from the middle rope!!!!! The fans pop, with Jericho takes a back step, whilst RVD climbs back up again, coming off the top with a spin kick to Jericho, putting Mr. Money in the Bank back down on the canvas!!! Getting back up, RVD meets Jericho, and whips him off the ropes, ducking down for the return - but that allows Jericho to kick Van Dam away as he rebounds back!!! Van Dam spins away, and Jericho tries to run him into the cage - but the momentum is REVERSED by RVD - and Jericho is LAUNCHED into the steel!!!!!
Jericho staggers away from the steel, and Van Dam knocks him down with a front dropkick!! Again, Van Dam backs Jericho into the corner, opening up with more shots, then hoists Jericho up, into a suplex position - before dumping Jericho - nuts first - onto the top rope!!! Jericho winces in pain - as anyone would - whilst RVD proceeds to RAM Jerichos head off the steel cage, over and over and OVER with malice and intent!!! The bloodthirsty fans cheer louder for each time Van Dam rattles Jerichos skull off the steel, until Van Dam pulls Jericho off the ropes, and grips him from behind, shaping up for a German Suplex … BUT JERICHO CLASPS ONTO THE ROPES!!!!! Jericho holds on for dear life to block the German … then LOW BLOWS Van Dam … and there’s NOTHING Charles Robinson can do about it in the cage!!!
Robinson tries to scald Jericho for the blatant cheating, but is told to go to hell, with Jericho following up the low blow with a RUNNING BULLDOG to Van Dam … and that leads naturally … to the LIONSAULT!!!!!!!! Jericho HITS IT!!! He sits up after hitting it, and smiles, believing the match is over … and he makes the cover, 1...2...VAN DAM KICKS OUT!!!!!!!!!!!! Jerichos expression fades, and he questions the official, arguing the count, then shoves Robinson away in frustration. Looking around, Jericho sees RVD ever so slowly recovering, and then decides to try and ESCAPE the cage whilst RVD is down!!!!! Not wanting to pass RVD to get to the door, Jericho starts to climb … but as he reaches the top, Van Dam is FOLLOWING in pursuit, in order to keep Jericho in the match!!!!
Van Dam pushes himself to get after Jericho, with Jericho desperately trying to get over the top - and he does - BUT VAN DAM STOPS HIM FROM ESCAPING!!!!! Just in time, and in an act of desperation, Van Dam has to grab Jericho by the HAIR to stop him from leaving the cage!!! On cue, Jerry Lawler notes that the match would be over if Jericho was bald … and Van Dam begins to DRAG Jericho BACK over the top. Jericho tries to fight off RVD, willing to fall the entire fifteen feet if that’s what it takes … but Jericho CANT shrug RVD off, and Van Dam softens Jericho up with the punches he throws … before shaping up … and executing a SUPERPLEX FROM THE TOP OF THE CAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! There’s an almighty pop from the fans inside the o2 Arena and it’s soon followed by a ‘HOLY SHIT’ chant that grows stronger, with BOTH men obviously down, selling the impact of the incredible Superplex, as J.R sends us into a commercial…
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Somehow, Chris Jericho is in control as we return, delivering a running knee to the back of RVD - with RVD trapped on his knees over the middle rope. We are then shown clips from during the commercial, where RVD did in fact recover first from the superplex, but he then missed a Rolling Thunder attempt, that allowed Jericho to take control. Back live, Jericho perches himself up top, waiting for RVD to get up, and he leaps off the top, putting Van Dam back down with a reverse elbow!!! He scrambles into a hook of the leg, 1...2...NO!!! Not enough to keep Van Dam down. Jericho looks agitated, but soldiers on, dragging RVD up and backing him into the corner, unleashing knife edge chops to RVD, before sending him across the ring to the corner, following in with a clothesline!!! Van Dam staggers from the corner, allowing Jericho to follow up with a STEP-UP ENZIGURI!!!! Cover, 1...2...SHOULDER UP!!!!!!!!!
“Again??” questions Jericho toward Robinson, not happy with the count, and as he gets up, Jericho waves the match off, electing to try and escape again, with no further interest in trying to keep Van Dam down. Jericho begins to climb … but it’s a case of déjà vu; Van Dam is recovering, and coming after Jericho!!! This time, RVD catches up to Jericho quicker, and prevents him from climbing over, meeting him on the ropes, as they then take turns to try and gain the upper hand, slamming one anothers face off the steel cage!!! But Van Dam - the grittier fighter, the more determined of the two - wins the battle of wills again, and smashes Jerichos head off the steel three more times, with Jericho then freefalling backward, crashing onto the mat … where we see he has been BUSTED OPEN by the successive collisions with the steel cage. On the ropes, Van Dam takes a moment to play to the fans, walking along the ropes to the top turnbuckle, before gesturing with his thumbs, as the fans chant along; ‘R-V-D’ …
… Van Dam FLIES for a FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH …
BUT JERICHO GETS HIS KNEES UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rob Van Dam rolls away, selling the impact brilliantly, clutching his ribs, kicking his legs in agony as he rolls on the canvas … whilst Jericho turns over … and begins to see the light at the end of the tunnel … clawing along the canvas … TOWARDS THE STEEL CAGE DOOR!!!!!!!!! Ever so slowly, Jericho inches toward the door, which is opened by the second official on the outside, with the fans already booing, not wanting the match to end this way … but as Jericho begins to crawl through the door - VAN DAM STOPS HIM!!!!! Somehow, Van Dam - albeit worse for wear - is back on his feet, and he grabs the legs of Jericho on the canvas … dragging him back … and APPLIES JERICHOS OWN HOLD - THE WALLS OF JERICHO!!!!!!!! Van Dam is looking to provide the ultimate insult by ending Jerichos career with his OWN submission hold!!!!!!!!!!!
Van Dam cranks back on the submission, with Jericho shaking his head, in desperate pain, contemplating tapping … but Van Dam loses his grip, stumbling, and winds up relinquishing the hold!!! J.R plays it off as Van Dam still suffering the effects of the missed Five Star, but RVD looks to retain control, looking to drop a leg on Jericho - but MISSES!!! Jericho now pushes to his feet, watching as RVD struggles up - both men suffering from a hard hitting match with plenty of rough bumps … and Jericho looks for the CODEBREAKER - NO!!!!! Van Dam shoves Jericho down, avoiding impact, then lands with a discus leg drop!!!!! With Jericho down, RVD looks to the ropes, bouncing off them, and ROLLING THUNDER connects!!!! Again, selling the effects of the match, both men are slow to recover, but it’s Van Dam up first, waiting for Jericho … and once Jericho is up, Van Dam DRILLS him with a SPIKE DDT!!!!!
But he DOESN’T go for the cover!!!!!!!! J.R openly states; “I‘m not sure I agree with that - your career‘s at stake here, Rob…” but Van Dam isn’t done with Jericho yet. He begins to scale the cage, with Lawler calling Van Dam a coward, saying he’s running away … but it soon becomes clear that escaping the cage ISNT the intention of the Whole Damn Show … as he reaches the top of the cage, and STANDS UP … looking around the arena, getting massive cheers from the fans, wanting to see a big spot … WITH VAN DAM SOARING FROM THE TOP OF THE CAGE … WITH A FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH TO A PRONE CHRIS JERICHO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Another ‘Holy Shit’ chant begins to pick up after an initial pop for the highlight reel Five Star, with J.R and Lawler both stunned, and Van Dam selling the impact on HIMSELF as much as anything.
Once again though, there’s NO cover from RVD, as after a prolonged period of rolling around the mat, selling the impact of the move on himself, Van Dam pulls himself to his feet … and eyes the STEEL CHAIR he brought into the cage at the beginning of the match!!! Sitting at the top of the cage, the steel chair comes back into the focus, with J.R reminding everyone what Van Dam promised - a Van Terminator for Jericho. Lawler calls RVD an idiot, saying he has the match won, repeating the phrase; “Your career is on the line!!!” RVD climbs the cage, and retrieves the chair - to a big pop - then climbs back down, dragging the lifeless Jericho into position, and once he has him there, Van Dam TOSSES the chair at Jericho. RVD then sets the chair in position, before climbing himself into position, readying himself, once again giving the fans the thumb taunt … BEFORE HE FLIES FOR THE VAN TERMINATOR-
NO ONE HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Van Dam CRASHES and BURNS in a heap!!!!!! Jericho AVOIDED the Van Terminator at the VERY LAST SECOND!!!!!!!!! Both men are down, but Jericho is stirring, pulling himself up by the ropes, ever so slightly smirking - knowing Van Dams stubbornness cost him a certain victory. Jericho wipes the blood away, and once he rises to his feet and peels away from the ropes, he starts to stagger - spaghetti legged - across the ring, toward to the DOOR … motioning for it to be opened … whilst RVD desperately tries to recover, clutching at his knee in agony … but POWERS himself up, bringing the chair with him. Jerichos smile grows wider - believing Van Dam to still be down, and he turns, looking to wave goodbye to Van Dam … but gets a shock as RVD is UP!!!! Jerichos expression drops, and he stumbles backward at the door … as Van Dam tosses the chair - caught by Jericho - VAN DAMINATOR TO JERICHO!!!!
AND THE IMPACT SENDS JERICHO THROUGH THE ROPES …
… AND TO THE FLOOR - THROUGH THE OPENED DOOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Winner: Chris Jericho @ 16:01
*ROB VAN DAM MUST LEAVE THE WWE*
Van Dam had tried to stop Jericho from going out the door - but was too late … and he immediately falls to his knees in horror as realisation instantly sinks in … his WWE career is OVER!!! And the fans mostly go quiet at the finish, whilst Jericho is on his ass on the floor - not looking like a winner…
Jim Ross: Oh no… the career of Rob Van Dam … is
over.
Jerry Lawler: And he only has himself to blame, J.R!! He had at LEAST three chances to end this. He was too emotional!!! Too intent on revenge!! Yeah, he beat the hell out of Chris Jericho tonight … but it just cost him his career!!!!
On the outside, the bloodied up, beaten down Chris Jericho somehow emerges the winner, and has his hand raised in victory, whilst hoisting up the Money in the Bank briefcase. And despite looking like he doesn’t know where he is … Jericho has a big grin etched on his face, whilst RVD remains sat in the ring, drained.
Jim Ross: Somehow … someway … Chris Jericho will leave London with his career still in tact. He’ll keep his Money in the Bank briefcase. He’ll probably go on and become WWE Champion in the next ten months. But where does Van Dam go from here??
Jerry Lawler: The unemployment line!! HAHAHA!!! He can go back to wrestling in bingo halls!!! He’s got a small time mentality!! Chris Jericho said he would leave here with his career in tact because he would use his brain - and that’s exactly what Van Dam DIDN’T do!!!
Jim Ross: Have a heart King, the man just lost his job!!!
Jericho is finally helped to his feet on the floor, and with the grin on his face, Jericho waves - goodbye - to Van Dam … but Jericho’s smile fades and the look turns to fear, as the jobless Rob Van Dam suddenly snaps, angered by the cockiness of Jericho, and looks to come after him!!!!
Jim Ross: Oh wait- WAIT!!!
Charles Robinson tries to stop RVD from leaving the cage - but Van Dam doesn’t care about authority now having lost his job - and he TOSSES Robinson aside, as he looks to come after Jericho … but Jericho, having been bought time by Robinson, HOPS the barrier, and ESCAPES through the crowd!!!!
Jerry Lawler: Somebody arrest this idiot!!! He’s officially trespassing!!!
Jim Ross: Let’s get some order here - there’s no need for that, King. Chris Jericho didn’t need to mock Van Dam. And yeah, I cant condone Van Dam putting his hands on an official, but DAMN IT, the man just lost his job!!!
RVD is then held off by the second official on the floor, which gives Jericho the chance to disappear into the night, saving himself from the wrath of Van Dam, and RVD realises it once he reaches the barrier, seeing that Jericho is long gone - and RVD will NEVER get to fulfil his promise of giving Jericho a Van Terminator.
Jim Ross: I want to take this opportunity folks - I want to thank Rob Van Dam for everything he’s done for us since arriving in the WWE. The memories, the risks, the titles - everything. Thank you RVD, and I‘m sorry it‘s ended like this. You will be missed, my friend. Thank you….
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The show returns back LIVE in the arena, with ROB VAN DAM at the top of the ramp, waving to the fans - with a tear in his eye - getting a raucous ovation from the fans, as he departs the WWE…
Van Dam departs through the curtain, out of sight … and the cameras switch back to ringside, where JIM ROSS and JERRY LAWLER are keyed…
Jim Ross: It might sound cliché to say it - but RVD truly is, or was, one of a kind. They don’t make ‘em like Rob Van Dam.
Jerry Lawler: He’s only got himself to blame, J.R. I don’t know what else to say.
Jim Ross: Well … it sounds pretty damn heartless … but uh, I’m being told we’ve gotta move on. And with the closing of one chapter, we open another. Because in just a few moments, the 2008 King of the Ring will be crowned. Raws CM Punk meets Smackdowns Bryan Danielson. Two men, King, meeting for the first time in the WWE, but they’re more than familiar with each other…
Jerry Lawler: From what I’m told, they’ve fought countless times on the regional scene on their way up in the business; the Independents as they’re called, so yeah, these two know each other VERY well, J.R.
Jim Ross: It’s a hell of a story for both men to have made it here in the WWE, and bigger still to have made it to the final of the King of the Ring tournament tonight. Thirty-Two men started this tournament. Only two remain. Punk or Danielson, King - who takes it??
Jerry Lawler: I’m pulling for Danielson, J.R. I have to remain loyal to Smackdown. But I’m worried. He’s wrestled nearly FORTY minutes already tonight. A HARD forty minutes at that, forty minutes of punishment, J.R. CM Punk though?? Yeah, he had a tough Quarter-Final tonight, but he got through William Regal pretty quick. He’s had a good rest ahead of the final. He’s had to fight for HALF the time Danielson has had to. That’s a big factor for me.
Jim Ross: On the other hand though, King - Danielson must be running on pure adrenaline right now. He just knocked off the legendary Kurt Angle. The kid is on cloud nine - and let’s not forget, this is a kid that NEVER loses. ONE loss on his record - and that was shady. Bryan Danielson will be BRIMMING with confidence right now. We’re going to hear from both men in just a few moments, but first - let’s remind everyone just how we got to this point. Let’s take a look first of all at CM Punks road to the King of the Ring final…
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**VIDEO PACKAGE**
CM PUNK
~ The Road to the Final ~
Round of 32; Defeats Colt Cabana with GTS @ 13:29
Sweet Sixteen; Defeats Christopher Daniels with Anaconda Vise @ 12:01
Elite Eight; Defeats Nick Nemeth with GTS @ 14:02
Final Four; Defeats William Regal with Anaconda Vise @ 04:39
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Jerry Lawler: Well, J.R, for all the praise Bryan Danielson has received for getting here, CM Punks road wasn’t an easy one either. He’s had to navigate some tough challenges along the way.
Jim Ross: There’s no doubt about that King, the opening round match with Colt Cabana, lets not forget, a long time friend of Punks - at least, he was - Punk was nearly out of time that night. Had Colt Cabana survived a little longer, Punk would’ve been eliminated due to a time limit draw!! Whereas, we’re about to see here, Bryan Danielson got through those early rounds in orderly fashion…
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**VIDEO PACKAGE**
BRYAN DANIELSON
~ The Road to the Final ~
Round of 32; Defeats Burchill with Cattle Mutilation @ 05:37
Sweet Sixteen; Defeats Tyson Tomko with Flying Headbutt @ 05:25
Elite Eight; Defeats Jamie Noble with Cattle Mutilation @ 16:43
Final Four; Defeats Kurt Angle with Small Package @ 19:16
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Jim Ross: No wasted time in the first two rounds with the shorter time limit. And perhaps, getting through Burchill and Tomko that quickly is what has helped Danielson here tonight, get through those two tough contests with Noble and Angle. Danielson is peaking here, King.
Jerry Lawler: He might’ve peaked already. Where do you go after beating Kurt Angle??
Jim Ross: You become King of the Ring. That’s where you go next. At least, that’s my take, but we’re about to hear from the man himself. Both finalists are standing by in separate areas backstage, Eve Torres with CM Punk, but first of all, let’s go to Josh Mathews with Bryan Danielson.
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Backstage, JOSH MATHEWS is indeed standing by with BRYAN DANIELSON.
Josh Mathews: Bryan, first of all, congratulations of reaching the final of the King of the Ring tournament. An incredible accomplishment.
Danielson smiles, nodding, agreeing with the sentiment from Mathews.
Josh Mathews: And now, you’ve got one final hurdle to overcome. CM Punk. Your thoughts??
Exhausted, Danielson puffs his cheeks before speaking.
Bryan Danielson: I’m thinking I’m pretty tired, Josh. Right now, I could do with a nice cup of tea-
There’s a cheap pop in the background, giving Danielson a cheeky smirk on his face.
Bryan Danielson: I’m getting pretty good at this cheap pop stuff, huh??
Josh smiles and nods, before Danielson gets back on point.
Bryan Danielson: Yeah … I’m pretty tired. I’m beat up. I was close to being choked out earlier. I nearly had my ankle snapped in two - I’m still hanging in there;
just about. But … despite all that … I’ve never felt more alive, either. Tonight, I showed Jamie Noble who the
true Cruiserweight Champion is … then, I not only got to share a ring with Kurt Angle … I not only
earned the mans respect … but I
BEAT the legendary Kurt Angle. I did that. And if I can do that, there’s no reason why I cant go back out there and BEAT CM Punk. And that’s
EXACTLY what I’m gonna do!!!
Josh Mathews: And Bryan, some people might not be aware, but you and CM Punk do have a rich history prior to stepping into the WWE many years ago. What’s your relationship with Punk?? And given how familiar you are with each other, how does that affect your preparations??
Danielson laughs.
Bryan Danielson: Preparations?? Are you kidding?? I’ve had like - fifteen minutes here since my last match. I barely had time to go to the toilet, Josh. All I can do right now, is do what I’ve done all night long. And that’s to run right through CM Punk with sheer will.
Danielson pauses for a moment, thinking about the other part of the question before speaking again.
Bryan Danielson: As for Punk?? Yeah, we’ve wrestled a bunch of times. But we’ve never been good friends. I’m pretty sure I know what to expect. And that’s a war. And Punk better be bringing a war - because
I intend to bring one to him.
He pauses again, with the camera coming for a close up on his determined face.
Bryan Danielson: But it will be
ME with his hand raised at the end of the night,
KING of the Ring.
Danielson nods to Mathews, and walks off, full of determination ahead of the King of the Ring final…
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Cutting straight across to Eve with Punk…
Eve Torres: Well, CM Punk, you’ve heard what Bryan Danielson had to say. You’ve done exactly what you said you would up to this point - now, all that stands between you and the King of the Ring, is Bryan Danielson.
There’s an uncomfortable, awkward silence, with Punk just staring at Eve, and he shrugs, before finally speaking, sounding confused.
CM Punk: … Sorry, I was waiting on a question.
Eve gets set to speak, but Punk cuts her off before she can.
CM Punk: Oh- no, it’s okay. Because you’ve just made my point for me. I have no questions left to answer, do I?? Because every
statement I’ve made, has come true, hasn’t it??
Punk points to the I.C Title belt around his waist.
CM Punk: I said I’d become the Intercontinental Champion - exhibit A.
He then starts making his next three points using his fingers, one at a time as he makes each statement..
CM Punk: I said I’d beat that attention seeker Nick Nemeth -
and I did. I said I’d be right here in the final -
and here I am. And I said I’d be King of the Ring …
and I will.
He shrugs, putting on a puzzled face for Eve.
CM Punk: And how was I so sure, Eve?? Why?? Because I’m better than all of them. And Danielson-
Punk suddenly turns his attention directly to the camera, a message solely intended for Bryan Danielson.
CM Punk: I’m better than YOU.
He points directly at the camera, then turns his attention back to Eve.
CM Punk: I can be so sure that I’m walking out of this arena as the 2008 King of the Ring, because anything less means I’ve just wasted the last two months of my life - and I got done wasting time months ago when I ditched that noose around my neck Greg Helms. Second place just means you’re the first loser. And I didn’t come here to lose. I didn’t enter this tournament to lose. And I
WONT lose.
Punk then gets set to walk off, but Eve speaks up…
Eve Torres: Well, I actually,
do have a question, Punk-
He stops, and looks a little taken aback, before gesturing for Eve to proceed, listening intently.
Eve Torres: Your opponent in the final, Bryan Danielson - we’re aware now that the two of you have some history, but, that aside, since he arrived in the WWE, he’s only lost
one match. Doesn’t that concern you at all?? Or, can you see weaknesses in Danielson??
Punk rolls his eyes.
CM Punk: Bryan Danielsons win/loss record doesn’t concern me. He’s lost once. So what?? How many matches have I lost, Eve?? Since I dumped the dead wood back at WrestleMania. How many matches have I lost??
On the spot, Eve struggles…
Eve Torres: Uhh-
Punk gestures ‘Zero’ with his finger and thumb.
CM Punk: Try
ZERO. None. Not - one. So I’ll repeat the phrase if you weren’t listening … Bryan Danielson … I … Am … Better … Than … You.
Again, Punk turns to the camera - sending the message directly to Danielson.
CM Punk: And I always have been. I always will be. I don’t care how many minutes Bryan Danielson has clocked up tonight. I don’t care WHO he beat. He can go home and tell his family about the night he beat Kurt Angle. Because
I am going home with that goofy crown, and I’m telling
everyone that my name is CM Punk … and you can call me
KING!!!!
Punk then storms off the set, with Eve watching on, as we fade out to a commercial…
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Commercial Break
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We return to a view of outside the o2 Arena in London, with J.R talking about it being a wonderful weekend in England...
Straight back into the arena…
**THIS FIRE BURNS**
Going through the same routine for the third time tonight, CM PUNK enters the arena - title around his waist - but this time, peers over at the throne by the side of the stage, before declaring ‘IT’S CLOBBERIN TIIIIME!!!’ on his way down the ramp.
Jim Ross: Well, here we are. A tournament that started with thirty-two, has just two remaining.
Jerry Lawler: And if ever the phrase, “Nice guys finish last” was true, it is in this mans case. Ever since he dumped his tag team partner, CM Punk has gone from strength to strength. He won the Intercontinental Championship, and he’s a win away from victory in the King of the Ring.
Jim Ross: There’s a lot of karma that’s sure to come back and bite this man in the rear somewhere down the line - but ya cant argue with the results he’s had since WrestleMania. Question how he did it - I know I do - but I cant deny he’s not looked back since branching out on his own.
Punk reaches the ring, parading his belt, before turning to beckon his opponent to the ring…
**FLIGHT OF THE VALKYRIES**
To a HUGE reaction from the fans - clearly the peoples favourite - BRYAN DANIELSON hit’s the stage, looking initially taken aback by the force of the cheers, with many people warming more to Danielson after his incredible efforts tonight. Smiling, Danielson makes his way down the ramp, slapping hands with fans on his way to the ring.
Jim Ross: And you wanna talk about “Nice guys finishing last” King?? This man might just make a mockery of that saying if he can see off CM Punk!!!
Jerry Lawler: Well, either way, whoever it is - it’ll be a worthy King of the Ring in my eyes.
Jim Ross: Just how much does this young man have left in the tank?? Sixty minute time limit here, folks. And given these two athletes, I wouldn’t be surprised to see this one go near - if not the entire distance.
Danielson climbs into the ring, keeping his eyes on Punk, not trusting the I.C Champion at all, knowing what he’s capable of. Chad Patton stands in the middle of the ring, making sure the two men stay apart, as the entrances come to an end.
Jim Ross: And folks, we’re gonna take a commercial break right here - as we will bring this King of the Ring final commercial free. You wont miss a single minute!! All the action - it’s the FINAL of the King of the Ring tournament - NEXT!!!
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Commercial Break
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The ring announcer for the evening; JUSTIN ROBERTS goes through the introductions as we return, adding to the anticipation, before we finally get the bell rung to kick off the main event - and the King of the Ring tournament final.
~ GRAND FINAL ~
CM Punk
vs.
Bryan Danielson
Both men are tentative off the bat, neither wanting to make a mistake, and perhaps in Danielsons case - he wants to conserve energy. There is a ‘knowledgeable’ pocket of fans though that are already rabid, with some (light) duelling chants gathering some momentum. After circling the ring, both Danielson and Punk come to a standstill, and acknowledge the chants from the fans, with Danielson smiling, looking humble and Punk simply staring off into the crowd, hearing the reactions, but not selling them at all. Danielson and Punk look across from each other, then lunge in, locking up, struggling for supremacy around the ring, with Danielson eventually forcing Punk back into the corner, when Chad Patton calls for a break - and gets a clean one. Punk waits for a moment in the corner, taking his time, before circling again with his fellow finalist, locking up - and this time, Punk very sharply gets a side headlock.
Danielson struggles in the hold, with Punk squeezing tightly, looking to bring Danielson down to the mat, but Bryan holds his ground, keeping his feet, and shoves Punk off the ropes, breaking the headlock, but Punk comes back with a shoulder block, knocking Danielson off his feet. Punk then runs off the ropes, Danielson rolls over on the mat to his front, and Punk skips over Bryan, hitting the opposite ropes - Danielson jumps up, and jumps over the returning Punk, and as Punk rebounds again off the ropes, he is met with a DROPKICK from Danielson!!! The former Cruiserweight Champion scrambles for a cover, 1...2...NO!!! Danielson retains control, applying a hammerlock on Punk after the kick out, wrenching the arm of the I.C Champion, looking to wear him down, but Punk is able to escape the hold, and there’s a momentary stand off between the two - before they start trading stiff leg kicks!!!
Bryan looks to be winning the exchange of kicks, and that forces Punk to change tact, driving a knee into the gut of Danielson to put the brakes on the offence. Punk looks for an Irish whip off the ropes, but Danielson reverses it, sending Punk off instead, and attempts a hip toss as Punk comes back, but the I.C Champion is able to reverse the momentum, hip tossing Danielson instead!! Danielson gets up by the ropes, with Punk right on him, driving elbows down on the back of Danielson, softening his adversary up, and takes him down with a headlock. Punk keeps it clamped on whilst on the mat, looking to wear the energy out of a surely drained Danielson. Danielson though, isn’t going to quit to a headlock, and he battles back to his feet, shoving Punk off again, but this time, he anticipates Punk being ready for him, and surprises Punk with an arm drag instead of the hip toss!! Punk is up quickly, but walks right into a SMALL PACKAGE - 1...2...NO!!!!! Punk JUST escapes the same predicament that Angle couldn’t!!
Both men are up quickly off the small package, and both have the same idea in mind, meeting in the middle of the ring, blasting at one another, with Punk delivering a forearm, and Danielson responding with a European uppercut. Punk comes back with another forearm, but Danielsons next uppercut ROCKS Punk, sending him to a knee, and as Punk gets back up, he shows he wants no part of a stand-off with Danielson, RAKING THE EYES - right in front of the official. Punk follows up with a Mongolian chop to Danielson, whilst ignoring the admonishing from Chad Patton for the illegal eye rake. It has the desired effect for Punk though, and the Chicagoan snap mares Danielson, then delivers a STIFF kick to the back of the seated Danielson, and follows that by locking on a chinlock on the mat.
Punk - knowing the chinlock wont be enough to finish Danielson - only keeps the hold applied for a short period, before driving his knee into the back of his opponent. Punk forces Danielson onto the mat, and drops a knee, then proceeds to stomp Danielsons hands, systematically looking to break the former Cruiserweight Champion down, as Lawler suggests that Punk is trying to keep the pace as slow as possible in order to kill off Danielsons adrenaline that he’s carried from the semi-final earlier, and drain the remaining energy from Danielson. Punk drags Bryan up, and sends him off the ropes, but Danielson holds on to stop himself from rebounding back. Punk then comes charging at Danielson by the ropes - but Bryan ducks down, elevating Punk over the top - and OUT!!!
Punk though, is able to land on his feet, and from the outside, he trips Danielson, dragging him out of the ring with him, and looks to send Danielson into the barrier, but the whip is reversed by Danielson, and the force of the whip sends Punk OVER the barrier!!!!! Punk crashes onto the floor over the barrier with a HARD thud, and the fans pop for the big spot, but Danielson isn’t resting on his laurels, coming after Punk, reaching over the barrier, dragging Punk to his feet, and looks to suplex Punk back OVER the barrier. Punk though, blocks the attempt, and switches the momentum, instead getting Danielson up - and DUMPS Danielson sternum first on the barrier!!!!!!! The momentum shifts back in Punks favour, and J.R comments that Chad Patton has stopped his count - seeing as there’s no point in a double count out in the finals of a tournament - as the I.C Champ climbs back over the barrier, rolling his opponent back into the ring.
With Danielson inside, Punk stands on the apron, watching, waiting for Bryan to get back to his feet, and once he’s up, Punk looks to spring off the ropes for a clothesline - BUT DANIELSON CATCHES THE ARM, TAKING PUNK DOWN … TRYING TO TIE UP THE OTHER ARM … AND APPLY THE CATTLE MUTILATION - BUT PUNK JUST ESCAPES and the I.C Champion quickly gets himself out of danger!!!!!!! Both men are up, and it’s Punk that strikes first, delivering a knife edge chop, following with another, backing Danielson into the corner, softening him up for an Irish Whip to the opposite corner - but again, Danielson is able to reverse it, sending Punk instead - but Danielson follows in, clotheslining Punk in the corner, then turns, charging to the opposite corner, and bounces out, racing right back across at speed toward Punk - unleashing a RUNNING DROPKICK in the corner!!!!! Punk flops to the mat, and Danielson hooks the leg, 1...2...NO!!!!
J.R notes it’s been Danielson that’s been going for covers earlier, suggesting Bryan wants/needs to finish this early, knowing he wont be able to keep up with Punk the longer this match goes after the energy he has used tonight. Punk retreats to the corner, but there’s nowhere for him to hide, with Danielson refusing to let up, stomping Punk in the corner. Danielson softens Punk up with the stomps, then unleashes a few forearm shots for good measure, before taking off once more, bouncing out of the opposite corner, rushing across, looking for another RUNNING DROPKICK - BUT PUNK CHARGES OUT OF THE CORNER - CATCHING THE INCOMING DANIELSON WITH A RUNNING KNEE!!!!!!! Punk surely turns the lights out for Danielson with a HUGE knee, and makes the cover, 1...2...DANIELSON JUST KICKS OUT!!!!!
Despite the kick out, Danielson looks like he’s been knocked loopy by the knee, and he crawls toward the corner pulling himself to his feet … but all the while, CM Punk is watching, setting himself, waiting for Bryan to get up, and as soon as Danielson is up in the corner, Punk races across, delivering his signature running high knee in the corner … and what follows is the running bulldog out of the corner … but as Punk looks for it, DANIELSON ELEVATES PUNK - RUNNING HIM ACROSS THE RING - CROTCHING PUNK ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!!!!! Danielson counters the signature bulldog, and Punk looks in a world of hurt, with the fans popping for the counter, as Bryan wastes little time, shoving Punk down into a tree of woe position, then opens up with stiff kicks to the prone CM Punk!!!!! Danielson kicks the shit out of his defenceless opponent, then sits him back up on the top rope, climbing up behind him … DELIVERING A SIDE SUPLEX FROM THE TOP!!!!!!!!!
Big risk move = big reward for Danielson, delivering a HUGE suplex from the top rope, and with the fans loudly cheering for the move, both men stay down, with Chad Patton again not electing to count them both out … but Danielson quickly recovers anyway, covering Punk eventually … 1...2...NO!!!!! Danielson took too long to get the cover, giving Punk enough time to recover to just kick out. Danielson has the upper hand though, and he begins to target Punks legs, stomping the thighs, then turning his opponent over, stomping the hamstring area with a focused attack. Standing on the back of Punks legs, Danielson grips the arms … AND APPLIES A SURFBOARD TO PUNK!!!!! There’s a small cheer for the impressive looking submission hold, with J.R commenting that Danielson knows hundreds of submission holds and he’s expert in applying all of them!!!
Danielson cranks back on the hold, stretching Punk, who shakes his head when asked by the official if he wants to submit. Danielson pulls back further, until he’s got Punk elevated overhead … but Danielsons own shoulders are deemed to be on the mat … and Patton makes the count; 1...2...Danielson releases the hold at the last possible second!!!!! Danielson nearly cost himself, and the former Cruiserweight Champion doesn’t appear to agree with the officials assessment that his shoulders were down, taking a few seconds to argue his point with Chad Patton. Meanwhile, Punk takes the opportunity to roll out of the ring, giving himself a moments rest, but Danielson isn’t going to let that happen, and once he finishes debating with Patton, he’s coming after the I.C Champion again. Danielson climbs out onto the apron, with Punk unaware, walking around the ring … walking right into a FLYING KNEE from Danielson OFF THE APRON!!!!!
Standing back up, Danielson nods at the cheers from the fans, and tosses Punk back inside, following in, hooking Punk up quickly for a snap suplex, floating over for the cover … 1...2...SHOULDER UP!!!! Taking a deep breath, the Aberdeen native shakes his head, before sitting Punk up, trapping his opponents arm, before relentlessly DRIVING his elbow into the side of Punks neck and his shoulder, PUNISHING Punk with the savage elbows, elbowing Punk into the canvas, and once he’s done battering Punk, Danielson stands up, hitting the ropes, coming back with a leg drop and a hook of the leg, 1...2..NO!!! Danielson shakes his head again, and climbs back to his feet, telling Punk to get up, punishing the legs of the I.C Champion as he tries to get up with stiff kicks, then goes behind, LOOKING FOR A DRAGON SUPLEX - NO - PUNK COUNTERS OUT WITH A FIREMANS CARRY!!!!
Danielson gets up quickly, but Punk charges him into the corner, proceeding to DRIVE his shoulders into the gut of Danielson there, driving the wind from the already exhausted Danielson, and then shoots him across the ring, following in - but to Punks surprise, Danielson runs up the turnbuckles, and back flips off the top, and behind Punk, taking off, hitting the ropes, coming back at Punk, looking for a clothesline - DUCKED by Punk - and Danielsons momentum sees him race on to the ropes again, but as he hits them - Punk is right there, stopping Bryan with a knee to the gut, and quickly drags him back to the centre of the ring, loading Danielson up - DOUBLE UNDERHOOK BACKBREAKER!!!!!!! After executing the move, Punk looks up, exclaiming “Welcome to Chicago!!” … before hooking the leg of Danielson, 1...2...SHOULDER UP!!!!!
Punk looks up at Patton, affording himself a chuckle, but it’s more of disbelief than anything else. Punk shakes his head, and sits Danielson up, squeezing on a side headlock on the mat, once again looking to wear down the already exhausted Danielson. The fans look to rally behind Danielson, as he starts to fade in the hold, as the tank empties, his hard work throughout the night seemingly finally catching up to Danielson. He flails his arms, showing Patton he’s still in this, and perhaps feeding off the energy of the fans, Danielson pushes himself back to his knees. From there, Bryan proceeds to drive elbows into the gut of Punk, desperately trying to free himself, creating enough distance to get back to his feet, and then elbows Punks guts some more, finally creating the break - but Punk snuffs out any chance of a comeback with a Muay Thai kick, then a low kick, doubling Danielson over, allowing Punk to execute a high kick, and finally a BIG ROUNDHOUSE KICK!!!!! 1...2...NO!!!!
Danielson gets a shoulder up … BUT PUNK IMMEDIATELY SWITCHES INTO THE ANACONDA VISE!!!!!!! Danielson immediately kicks his legs around, desperately trying to escape the clutches of Punk, trapped in Punks signature submission hold, furiously fighting the hold - but it IS locked on by Punk!!! J.R wonders how much the former Cruiserweight Champion has left to offer, and how long he can survive the Vise - which finished off Regal earlier - and it might not be long, given how Danielson was fading in the side headlock. Punk cranks on the hold, trying to put Bryan to sleep - but Danielson is eventually able to use his knees to strike the back of Punks skull in an attempt to break the hold, and it’s clear Punk isn’t enjoying the punishment to his head, eventually having to release the hold - but in the process, Punk SLAMS Danielsons head off the mat repeatedly!!!!!
Punk gets back to his feet, holding the back of his own head, selling the effects of the knees, whilst the tiring Danielson looks to pull himself up in the corner - leaving himself easy pickings for Punk, racing across the ring, delivering the RUNNING KNEE for a second time … and after he connects, Punk looks out at the fans; “HE WONT STOP IT THIS TIME!!!” … before successfully delivering the running bulldog out of the corner!!!!! Punk nimbly gets back to his feet, with that shit-eating grin on his face, signalling with his hands that’s it’s time for Bryan Danielson to go to sleep!!! There’s a mixed reaction of sorts - but it’s mostly boos for Punk, as Danielson shows the effects of such a hard nights work, in complete contrast to Punk, struggling to even grab the ropes to pull himself up. Nearly falling back onto the mat, Danielson hangs onto the ropes, eventually standing tall … peeling off the ropes…
RIGHT ONTO THE SHOULDERS OF CM PUNK … GTS - NO!!!!!!!!!!
With everything he has left - and possibly just out of sheer instinct - Danielson furiously elbows Punk, over and over and over and OVER … escaping the clutches of Punk, and ROCKING Punk, staggering the Intercontinental Champion, with Punk now spaghetti legged, selling the elbows, stumbling into the ropes. Danielson catches his breath, and digs deep to charge across the ring at Punk, but as Danielson charges - Punk drops down, dropping the top rope, and Danielson cant stop his momentum … with the former Cruiserweight Champion sent tumbling OUT OF THE RING to the floor below!!!!! Danielson hit’s the floor with a thud, and Punk slowly rises back up, watching as Danielson pulls himself up on the ring apron, before running off the ropes, looking for a BASEBALL SLIDE to Bryan - but Bryan sidesteps out of the way of the slide, then YANKS Punk out, with Punk THUDDING onto the floor!!!!!
Punk holds the small of his back, slowly finding his feet on the outside, whilst Danielson leans against the barrier, taking the chance to regroup and recover … until Punk stands up, and Danielson EXPLODES with a running forearm smash to the Intercontinental Champion!!!!! Danielson roars to the fans after DRILLING Punk, and picks Punk up, rolling him back inside, before climbing to the top rope … standing tall … coming down on the dazed and groggy Punk - FRONT MISSILE DROPKICK TO PUNK!!!!! Danielson NIPS UP!!!! The nip up elicit’s an ENORMOUS response inside the o2, with Danielson hitting {another} wind, finding ANOTHER gear, as he surges to the top rope … standing tall again … before leaping off with the FLYING HEADBUTT - AND IT CONNECTS!!!!!!!!!! Danielson gets the cover … 1...2...SHOULDER UP - AT THE LAST POSSIBLE SECOND!!!!!!!!!
“No- No. NO!!” is the exasperated reaction from Danielson {a few years early for that to be a ‘thing’}, whose energy burst of adrenaline appears to have been blown out with the kick out from Punk. Danielson sits up on his knees, eyes closed, looking to the heavens in despair, before burying his head in the mat. Danielson has to dig deep, and find ANOTHER surge of energy if he wants to win this match. Picking himself up, Danielson readies, as Punk pushes to his knees - which is a prime spot for Danielson to open up with his stiff kicks to the chest!!! One, two, three, four deliberate, stiff kicks to Punk, Danielson settles, and winds up, looking for a finishing blow with a ROUNDHOUSE - NO - PUNK DUCKS IT - AND ROLLS DANIELSON UP WITH A SCHOOL BOY … 1...2...DANIELSON JUST KICKS OUT!!!!!!! Danielson rolls to his feet - AND NAILS the unsuspecting Punk with the ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE SKULL!!!!! Cover; 1...2...PUNK KICKS OUT!!!!!!!!
Once again, Danielson is left disappointed. Pouring his heart and soul into this effort, Danielson sits on his knees again, shaking his head, wondering what it’ll take to put Punk away - and if he has enough gas in the tank to do it. He stands up, bringing Punk with him, setting Punk up on the top turnbuckle, and delivers a few blows to keep Punk under control. Danielson follows up, wanting a SUPERPLEX from the top - but Punk wisely hooks his arms on the rope, preventing Danielson from executing the move, and then, Punk head butts Danielson, weakening Bryan, allowing Punk to SHOVE Danielson to the canvas!!!!! Punk sets himself up, waiting for Bryan to stand back up - CROSS BODY FROM PUNK OFF THE TOP - CONNECTS - BUT DANIELSON ROLLS THROUGH ON THE MAT … 1...2...NO!!!!!!!!!
Punk kicks out - but Danielson rolls him over - AND APPLIES THE CATTLE MUTILATION!!!!!!! NO - PUNK SQUIRMS OUT BEFORE IT’S LOCKED ON, AND HE ROLLS OUT OF THE RING!!!!!! Punk rolls out, doubling over, relieved to have avoided Danielsons signature submission - but he doesn’t avoid an incoming SUICIDE DIVE FROM BRYAN DANIELSON!!!!!!!!!! “Where the hell is this kid getting this from, J.R??” asks Lawler, as Danielson rises to his feet once more on the outside, playing to the fans, before tossing Punk back inside the ring. Danielson follows in, and grips Punk from behind, again looking for the DRAGON SUPLEX - but Punk runs backward, squashing Danielson into the corner!!! Punk escapes the suplex, and throws another few elbows back at Bryan, giving him the chance to send Danielson across the ring - HARD - sternum first into the corner!!!!!
Danielson hit’s the corner hard, with Punk grabbing him by the waist, attempting a GERMAN SUPLEX - but Danielson back flips out of trouble again, coming off the ropes at Punk - but Punk ducks under Bryan, and puts Danielson down with a SWINGING NECKBREAKER!!!!!! Hook of the leg, 1...2...NO!!!!! Punk shakes his head at the kick out, getting back to his feet - but this time, he’s done waiting for Danielson to get up, and Punk DRAGS Danielsons exhausted body up, getting the former Cruiserweight Champion onto his shoulders … preparing for the GTS - BUT DANIELSON COUNTERS … TAKING PUNK DOWN WITH A CRUCIFIX PIN … 1...2...PUNK ESCAPES THE PREDICAMENT … ROLLING THROUGH … BUT BRYAN ROLLS THROUGH … AND INTO THE CATTLE MUTILATION!!!!!!!!!!
And this time, Danielson has his finishing hold applied!!!! CM Punk is in a world of trouble, trapped in the submission hold, frantically trying to move his legs to feel for ropes as he cant move his arms to grab anything, just flailing them wildly in pain … but as he shifts his legs, nothing appears to be in range for the I.C Champion … as the King of the Ring crown begins to slip away from his grasp!!!! CM Punk is heard groaning in agony, with Danielson wrenching and wrenching, praying for Punk to submit - but it’s all on the line here, and Punk shows his own spirit, using only his legs to move in a desperate attempt to reach the ropes … inches away … throwing his legs around … and Punk finally feels freedom … WRAPPING HIS FEET AROUND THE BOTTOM ROPE!!!!!
It’s more disappointment for Danielson, having poured everything into this monumental effort to win the King of the Ring - but again, he’s foiled by Punk. Mustering the energy, Danielson meets Punk by the ropes, delivering a series of European Uppercuts, then takes off, running off the ropes, coming back at Punk - but runs right into a JUMPING CALF KICK from Punk!!!!! Punk scrambles into a cover, 1...2...SHOULDER UP!!!!! Punk rolls off, hands on his head, before slapping the mat with his hands in frustration, and rises back to his feet, bringing Danielson with him, but SOMEHOW Danielson finds it from somewhere to fight back!!!! Danielson puts Punk down to one knee, and runs off the ropes - but Punk follows him in, catching Danielson on the turn with a BIG HIGH KNEE TO THE FACE OF DANIELSON ON THE ROPES!!!!!
Danielson staggers forward … PUNK GETS HIM UP … GTS - NO!!!! Danielson slips off - ROUNDHOUSE KICK - MISSES - PUNK SCOOPS BRYAN UP AGAIN … GTS - NO!!!!!! Danielson blocks the knee, rushing off the ropes - BUT RUNS RIGHT INTO A FOREARM FROM PUNK!!!!! The forearm smash DROPS Danielson to his knees, and Punk follows up - SHINING WIZARD!!!!! Punk covers … 1...2...DANIELSON KICKS OUT!!!!!!! BUT PUNK INSTANTLY APPLIES THE ANACONDA VISE AGAIN!!!!!!!!! Danielson is caught again, and J.R puts over the punishment he has suffered throughout the night, from the Guillotine in the Noble match, and the draining war with Angle … BUT HE WONT GIVE IN!!!!! Danielson tries to roll through the hold - BUT PUNK ROLLS RIGHT THROUGH!!!!!
Punk wont relent, squeezing Danielson with all he has, as Bryan tries to escape as he did earlier - throwing his knees up, trying to knee the back of Punks skull, but this time, Punk keeps moving, preventing Danielson from breaking the hold!!!!! The Anaconda Vise remains LOCKED on, with Danielson fading … and Punk wrenching tighter, willing Bryan to submit … as Patton checks the arm of Danielson, raising it in the air … but there’s no quit in Danielson tonight - he keeps the arm in the air, signifying to the official he’s still in the match!!!! Punk tries to tighten his grip on the hold … and he ROLLS THROUGH once again … and they find themselves by the ropes, forcing Chad Patton to step in and break the hold!!!!!! A massive pop reverberates around the o2, as Danielson survives AGAIN!!!!!
Both men are spent, both men are drained, and both lay out on the mat, selling the effects of the match, with the fans sounding their appreciation. Punk and Danielson both begin to stir … meeting on their knees in the middle of the ring, and both men trade slaps, then forearms, BATTERING EACH OTHER!!!!!! In one final flurry, Punk and Danielson beat the shit out of each other, bringing the fans to their feet … and once Danielson goes back to the well with the uppercuts, he takes control of the battle, beating Punk down. Bryan reaches his feet, with Punk on his knees, finding one last surge, hitting the ropes coming back - WHEN PUNK LEAPS UP - CATCHING BRYAN - ONTO HIS SHOULDERS - GTS!!!!!!!!!!! Punk finally lands with the GTS - and Danielson crumbles to the mat … Punk falls to his knees, and hooks the leg, leaning back … 1...2...3!!!!!!!!!
Winner: CM Punk @ 22:33
*CM PUNK IS THE 2008 KING OF THE RING*
Jim Ross: You wanna talk about skill, you wanna talk about heart, you wanna talk about desire - you just saw it all - you SAW IT ALLLL IN THIS MATCH!!! That’s what winnin the King of the Ring meant to these two men!! And bah gawd, Bryan Danielson gave his ABSOLUTE ALL - not just in this match, but throughout this night - but there can only be ONE King of the Ring … and King, we’re looking at him - CM Punk - the 2008 King of the Ring!!!
Jerry Lawler: I don’t know how those two men are feeling - because I’m exhausted having just watched it!! Unbelievable, J.R!!! Unbelievable!! Congratulations to CM Punk!!!
In the ring, CM Punk sits up, soaking in the moment, wearing a cocky grin on his face, wiping sweat off his brow, looking up at Chad Patton, before standing up to allow the official to raise his arm in victory. Meanwhile, Danielson is still on the mat, defeated.
Jim Ross: I don’t think we’ve ever witnessed a King of the Ring final like it. After everything they went through to reach this final, to give us that level of commitment and energy - it shows you, King - it shows the entire world how much this meant to both men. But ultimately CM Punk has risen to the throne here in London.
Jerry Lawler: And now, the world is CM Punks oyster. He’ll see all kinds of doors opened to him, all kinds of opportunities. That’s what happens when you win the King of the Ring tournament.
Jim Ross: No doubt it’s the ultimate stepping stone. But it’s up to Punk to grasp the opportunity - because it wont all fall into place for him. Yes, this victory opens doors, but he’s still gotta work for it. That’s what Steve Austin did, that’s what Kurt Angle did, that’s what the
current World Heavyweight Champion did.
Jerry Lawler: And Punk is every bit as good as them if you ask me. He’s on the path to superstardom, J.R!!
Punk now channels his inner Shawn Michaels from WrestleMania XII, telling Chad Patton to get Danielson “out of my ring!! This is my moment - not his!!” forcing the official to usher Danielson out of the ring. Punk climbs the ropes, soaking in his moment of glory, taunting the fans, as a disappointed Danielson is led out of the ring, looking back at the winner, shaking his head at the lack of class shown by Punk.
Jim Ross: And ladies and gentlemen, we’re gonna be right back - the official coronation of the NEW King of the Ring is coming up as we close this unforgettable night…
The show heads into the commercial, with the beaten Danielson limping up the ramp - looking back at Punk in the ring, with Punk still soaking in his victory…
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Commercial Break
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We return, with CM PUNK now at the stage, as TODD GRISHAM, along with TIFFANY and KRISTAL MARSHALL, await to crown the 2008 King of the Ring.
Todd Grisham: Ladies and Gentlemen, please, show your appreciation for the 2008 King of the Ring … C … M … PUNK!!!!!
Punk strides onto the platform, STANDING up on the throne, to the chagrin of the fans, taunting them, as he steps back down, standing next to Grisham, giving the two ladies a thumbs up, as they wait to crown him.
Todd Grisham: Well, CM Punk, congratulations on your victory. I think everyone can agree we’ve just witnessed something special tonight between you and Bryan Danielson. Please - take your rightful seat as King of the Ring.
Cocky as you like, the grinning CM Punk takes his seat, as Kristal hands over a sceptre, and Tiffany places the crown on his head. Laughing, Punk beckons Grisham over, leaning into the mic.
CM Punk: Todd … I’d like to take this moment … in all sincerity, to thank a few people. Because without them, I honestly wouldn’t be here right now.
Punk nods, looking around, seemingly being sincere in his words.
CM Punk: First of all, I’d like to thank
Greg Helms-
Pop for the mention of Helms, though there‘s some trepidation from the fans, expecting an insult. Punk nods.
CM Punk: Because without him being a colossal douche bag that couldn’t handle the dedication to be Straight Edge like me, I might still be stuck in a tag team with him…
Heat. Punk then mugs for the camera, waving to it.
CM Punk: Hey Greg!! I know you’re watching at home, with a stupid neck brace on, keeping that stack of dimes in order!! Look what could’ve been for you … if only you had the dedication for Straight Edge like I have. But like that fragile neck of yours - you’re mentally weak too.
Punk takes a second to think of who to thank next…
CM Punk: I’d like to thank
Colt Cabana … for helping me see what a failure and a joke I could’ve become had I not taken my career seriously.
More heat.
CM Punk: I’d like to thank anyone who entered this tournament that relied on
“luck” … because luck is for losers.
Punk laughs again.
CM Punk: I’d like to thank
GOD … no- wait. He doesn’t EXIST!!!
There’s a lot of heat, many taking great offence to their belief being mocked.
CM Punk: But while
‘the man upstairs’ may be a figment of your imagination - this KING - IS - A GOD!!!!
More boos for the unpopular King.
CM Punk: And I’d like to thank every single man that stepped through those ropes to compete against me in the King of the Ring … because without all you
LOSERS … I wouldn’t be able to sit here now and say, that without a shadow of a doubt …
I AM BETTER … THAN … ALL … OF … YOU!!!!!!!
Punk sits back in the chair, laughing aloud, enjoying the moment, before sitting forward.
CM Punk: As if there was any doubt. There’s probably a lot of other people I’d like to thank, but it’s all a little much right now. I’ve got so much running through my head right now … but uh, Todd…??
Grisham leans forward…
CM Punk: Aren’t you supposed to BOW at the FEET of YOUR King???
Grisham looks uncomfortable at the suggestion, looking around, with Punk pointing down, wanting Grisham to kneel before him … and just as Todd is about to do so, Punk laughs again.
CM Punk: Get on your feet you goof!!!
Heat for Punk, as the embarrassed Grisham stands back up. Punk stands too, tossing the crown down, and taking the mic from Grisham.
CM Punk: Give me that - now leave. Go away. All of you!!!
Punk shoos Grisham, Kristal and Tiffany off the set, and takes centre stage, amidst heat from the fans.
CM Punk: DRINK IT IN LONDON!!!! LONG LIVE THE KING!!!!
More heat for the King of the Ring.
CM Punk: But unlike YOUR royal family, I’m not gonna sit on my ass and enjoy this moment.
Huge mixed reaction for that line.
CM Punk: Because there’s a new King in town - and he’s TAKING OVER!!!! THIS - THIS is just the beginning for CM Punk. In fact- hey, hey you-
Punk points down at a random worker…
CM Punk: Go get my title belt.
The worker nods, and scurries off to retrieve Punks I.C Title.
CM Punk: This is just the beginning. I’m already the Intercontinental Champion - and that’s not gonna change anytime soon. The WWE?? It’s MY house now. I RUN the WWE. I proved tonight I was better than thirty one other men. I outlasted ‘em all to be standing here. I’m better than them, and I’m better than ALL the Kings of the Ring that preceded me!!!
The worker returns, handing Punk the I.C Title belt over, and Punk raises it high in the air.
CM Punk: I’m already on top of the world!!!
Heat.
CM Punk: So with that said, I’m gonna split from this dump, and y’wanna know where I’m going?? No - I’m not gonna go and get drunk like you weak ass Brits. I’m not gonna paint the town red…
Punk licks his lips, grinning sadistically as he pauses…
CM Punk: No … right now, I’m heading
straight to Buckingham Palace - I’m gonna march right in there, wearing this
stupid crown, and I’m gonna tell that old
HAG to get the hell off MY throne!!!
Somewhat of a mixed reaction, but it’s clearly more boos than cheers.
CM Punk: BECAUSE MAGGIE, THERE’S A NEW KING IN TOWN - AND HIS NAME IS C … M … PUNK!!! AND I AM … BETTER - THAN - YOU!!!!!
Punk tosses the mic away, and stands atop the throne once more, with the crown in one hand, his title belt in the other, amidst all kinds of heat, with the show coming to a close, fading to black…
END OF SHOW