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:BEING THE BOOKER:
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Raw and Smackdown Present;
WWE WRESTLEMANIA XXIV

March 30 2008
Cardinals Stadium; Phoenix, Arizona



Title Histories as of August 20 2007;
World Heavyweight Championship:
(8) Triple H (December 13th 2003 - January 25th 2004)
defeated Goldberg and Kane in a Triple Threat Match (Armageddon, Orlando)
lost to Shawn Michaels in a Last Man Standing Match (Royal Rumble, Philadelphia)

(5) Shawn Michaels (January 25th 2004 - April 11th 2004)
defeated Triple H in a Last Man Standing Match (Royal Rumble, Philadelphia)
lost to Randy Orton in a six man Hell in a Cell Match (Backlash, Phoenix)

(1) Randy Orton (April 11th - August 22nd 2004)
defeated Shawn Michaels in a six man Hell in a Cell match (Backlash, Phoenix)
lost to Chris Jericho (Summerslam, Toronto)

(3) Chris Jericho (August 22nd - November 14th 2004)
defeated Randy Orton (SummerSlam, Toronto)
lost to Orton in a Triple Threat match, also featuring HBK (Survivor Series, Chicago)

(2) Randy Orton (November 14th - March 20th 2005)
defeated Chris Jericho and Shawn Michaels (Survivor Series, Chicago)
lost to John Cena (WrestleMania 21, Detroit)

(1) John Cena (March 20th - August 7th)
defeated Randy Orton (WrestleMania 21, Detroit)
Lost to Shawn Michaels (Summer Slam, San Juan)

(6) Shawn Michaels (August 7th - December 4th)
Defeated John Cena
(Summer Slam, San Juan)
Lost to John Cena
(Armageddon, Boston)

(2) John Cena (December 4th - April 30th 2006)
Defeated Shawn Michaels
(Armageddon, Boston)
Lost to Christian in a triple threat match, also featuring Brock Lesnar (Backlash, Seattle WA)

(1) Christian (April 30th - October 23rd)
Defeated John Cena in a triple threat match
(Backlash, Seattle WA)
Lost to Triple H (Raw, New York City, NY)

(10) Triple H (October 23rd 2006 - February 3rd 2007)
Defeated Christian
(Raw, New York City NY)
Lost to John Cena in a 60 Minute Iron Man Match (SuperBrawl, Providence, RI)

(3) John Cena (February 3rd 2007 - March 18th 2007)
Defeated Triple H in a 60 Minute Iron Man Match (SuperBrawl, Providence, RI)
Lost to Christian (WrestleMania 23, New Orleans, LA)

(2) Christian (March 18th - November 11 2007)
Defeated John Cena (WrestleMania 23, New Orleans, LA)
Lost to John Cena in a triple threat match with Umaga(Survivor Series, Los Angeles CA)

(4) John Cena (November 11 2007 - Present)
Defeated Christian in a triple threat match with Umaga (Survivor Series, Los Angeles CA)

***

Intercontinental Championship:


(1) Randy Orton (December 13th 2003 - February 9th 2004)
defeated Rob Van Dam (Armageddon, Orlando)
lost to Chris Jericho (Raw, Green Bay)

(6) Chris Jericho (February 9th - March 14th 2004)
defeated Randy Orton (Raw, Green Bay)
lost to Christian in a 20 Man Battle Royal (WrestleMania XX, New York)

(4) Christian (March 14th - June 14th 2004)
defeated Chris Jericho in a 20 Man Battle Royal (WrestleMania XX, New York)
lost to Matt Hardy (Raw, Albany)

(1) Matt Hardy (June 14th - August 16th 2004)
defeated Christian (Raw, Albany)
lost to Sting (Raw, Detroit)

(1) Sting (August 16th - October 18th 2004)
defeated Matt Hardy (Raw, Detroit)
lost to Matt Morgan (Raw, Kansas)

(1) Matt Morgan (October 18th 2004 - February 7th 2005)
defeated Sting (Raw, Kansas)
lost to Edge (Raw, Boise)

(5) Edge (February 7th - February 28th 2005)
defeated Matt Morgan (Raw, Boise)
lost to Christian via forfeit (Raw, Atlanta)

(5) Christian (February 28th - April 25th 2005)
defeated Edge via forfeit (Raw, Atlanta)
Lost to Rey Mysterio (Raw, New York)


(1) Rey Mysterio (April 25th - December 4th 2005)
Defeated Christian
(Raw, New York)
Lost to Carlito Caribbean Cool (Armageddon, Boston)

(1) Carlito Caribbean Cool (December 4th 2005 - April 30th 2006)
Defeated Rey Mysterio
(Armageddon, Boston)
Lost to Shelton Benjamin (Backlash, Seattle)


(1) Shelton Benjamin (April 30th - June 25th)
Defeated Carlito
(Backlash, Seattle WA)
Lost to Finlay (Unforgiven, Denver)

(1) Finlay (June 25th - September 2nd)
Defeated Shelton Benjamin
(Unforgiven, Denver)
Lost to Mr. Kennedy (Saturday Nights Main Event, Montreal)

(1) Mr. Kennedy (September 2nd - October 15th)
Defeated Finlay
(Saturday Nights Main Event, Montreal)
Lost to Shelton Benjamin (Nemesis, Uncasville)

(2) Shelton Benjamin (October 15th 2006 - January 14th 2007)
Defeated Mr. Kennedy
(Nemesis, Uncasville)
Lost to Rey Mysterio (Royal Rumble, Indianapolis)

(2) Rey Mysterio (January 14th - April 22nd)
Defeated Shelton Benjamin
(Royal Rumble, Indianapolis)
Lost to Shelton Benjamin (Backlash, Montreal)

(3) Shelton Benjamin (April 22nd - August 19th)
Defeated Rey Mysterio
(Backlash, Montreal)
Lost to William Regal in a triple threat match (Summerslam, London England)

(2) William Regal (August 19th - September 24th)
Defeated Shelton Benjamin in a triple threat match
(Summerslam, London England)
Lost to Shelton Benjamin (Raw, Detroit)

(4) Shelton Benjamin (September 24th - October 14th)
Defeated William Regal
(Raw, Detroit)
Lost to Matt Hardy (Nemesis, Little Rock)

(2) Matt Hardy (October 14th 2007 - January 7th 2008)
Defeated Shelton Benjamin
(Nemesis, Little Rock)
Lost to Brent Albright (Raw, Atlanta)

(1) Brent Albright (January 7th 2008 - Present)
Defeated Matt Hardy (Raw, Atlanta)



***

World Tag Team Championships:

Ric Flair and Batista (December 13th 2003 - February 9th 2004)
defeated Dudley Boyz in a Tag Team Turmoil Match (Armageddon, Orlando)
lost to Dudley Boyz (Raw, Green Bay)

Dudley Boyz
(February 9th - March 22nd 2004)
defeated Ric Flair and Batista (Raw, Green Bay)
lost to Garrison Cade and Mark Jindrak in a TLC Match, which also featured Shawn Michaels & Rob Van Dam, Randy Orton & Batista (Raw, Long Island)

Garrison Cade and Mark Jindrak
(March 22nd - June 20th)
defeated Dudley Boyz et al in a TLC Match (Raw, Long Island)
lost to Natural Born Thrillers (Bad Blood, Washington D.C)

Natural Born Thrillers
(June 20th - July 12th 2004)
defeated Cade and Jindrak (Bad Blood, Washington D.C)
lost to Edge and Christian (Raw, Omaha)

Edge and Christian
(July 12th - October 17th 2004)
defeated Natural Born Thrillers (Raw, Omaha)
lost to Booker T & Goldust in a Cage Match (Nemesis, St. Louis)

Booker T & Goldust
(October 17th - December 12th 2004)
defeated Edge and Christian in a Cage Match (Nemesis, St Louis)
lost to Ric Flair and Batista (Armageddon, Orlando)

Ric Flair and Batista
(December 12th 2004 - April 11th 2005)
defeated Booker T & Goldust (Armageddon, Orlando)
lost to The Worlds Greatest Tag Team (Raw, Sacramento)

The Worlds Greatest Tag Team
(April 11th - June 12th 2005)
defeated Ric Flair and Batista (Raw, Sacramento)
Lost to Garrison Cade & Mark Jindrak (Bad Blood, Philadelphia)

Garrison Cade & Mark Jindrak (June 12th - December 4th 2005)
Defeated The Worlds Greatest Tag Team
(Bad Blood, Philadelphia)
Lost to The Worlds Greatest Tag Team (Armageddon, Boston)

The Worlds Greatest Tag Team (December 4th 2005 - April 3rd 2006)
Defeated Garrison Cade & Mark Jindrak in a Ladder Match
(Armageddon, Boston)
Forced to vacate titles, after Charlie Haas was drafted to Smackdown

Titles vacant - April 3rd 2006 - April 30th 2006

Acolyte Fashion Agency (April 30th - June 25th)
Defeated The Brotherhood, United Nations, Booker T & Goldust for vacant titles
(Backlash, Seattle WA)
Lost to MNM (Unforgiven, Denver)

MNM (June 25th 2006 - March 18th 2007)
Defeated A.F.A
(Unforgiven, Denver)
Lost to Straight Edge via stipulation (WrestleMania 23, New Orleans, LA)

Straight Edge(March 18th 2007 - June 18th)
Defeated MNM via stipulation (WrestleMania 23, New Orleans, LA)
Lost to MNM (Raw, Oklahoma OK)

(2) MNM(June 18th - August 19th)
Defeated Straight Edge (Raw, Oklahoma OK)
Lost to Straight Edge (Summerslam, London England)

(2) Straight Edge(August 19th - Present)
Defeated MNM (Summerslam, London England)

***

Womens Championship:

(2) Molly Holly (July 28th 2003 - January 26th 2004)
defeated Gail Kim (Raw, Colorado Springs)
lost to Lita (Raw, Rochester)

(2) Lita
(January 26th - June 7th 2004)
defeated Molly Holly (Raw, Rochester)
lost to Trish Stratus (Raw, Chicago)

(5) Trish Stratus
(June 7th - October 18th 2004)
defeated Lita (Raw, Chicago)
lost to Shaniqua (Raw, Kansas)

(1) Shaniqua
(October 18th 2004 - October 17th 2005)
defeated Trish Stratus (Raw, Kansas)
Lost to Trish Stratus (Raw, Toronto)

(6) Trish Stratus (October 17th 2005 - April 30th 2006)
Defeated Shaniqua
(Raw, Toronto)
Lost to Jillian Hall (Backlash, Seattle WA)

(1) Jillian Hall (April 30th - June 12th)
Defeated Trish Stratus
(Backlash, Seattle WA)
Lost to Alexis Laree (Raw, Greenville, SC)

(1) Alexis Laree (June 12th - September 2nd)
Defeated Jillian Hall (Raw, Greenville, SC)
Lost to Trish Stratus (Saturday Nights Main Event, Montreal)

(7) Trish Stratus (September 2nd 2006)
Defeated Alexis Laree
(Saturday Nights Main Event, Montreal)

Title relinquished

(2) Alexis Laree (October 2nd - October 30th)
Defeated Jillian Hall for the vacant title (Raw Season Premiere, St. Louis, MO)
Lost to Melina (Raw, Adelaide)

(1) Melina (October 30th 2006 - March 18th 2007)
Defeated Alexis Laree
(Raw, Adelaide)
Lost to Alexis Laree via stipulation (WrestleMania 23, New Orleans, LA)

(3) Mickie James (formerly Alexis Laree) (March 18th - August 19th)
Defeated Melina via stipulation (WrestleMania 23, New Orleans, LA)
Lost to Beth Phoenix (Summerslam, London England)

Beth Phoenix (August 19th - November 11 2007)
Defeated Mickie James (Summerslam, London England)
Lost to Mickie James * 3-2 in a Best of Five Series* (Survivor Series, Los Angeles CA)

(4) Mickie James (November 11 2007 - February 4th 2008)
Defeated Beth Phoenix *3-2 in a Best of Five Series* (Survivor Series, Los Angeles CA)
Lost to Gail Kim (Raw, Green Bay WI)

(2) Gail Kim (February 4th 2008 - Present)
Defeated Mickie James (Green Bay, WI)

***

Smackdown;


WWE Championship:
(3) Brock Lesnar (September 18th 2003 - June 10th 2004)
defeated Kurt Angle in a 60 Minute Iron Man Match (Smackdown, Raleigh)
lost to Kurt Angle (Smackdown, St. Louis)

(6) Kurt Angle (June 10th - August 22nd 2004)
defeated Brock Lesnar (Smackdown, St. Louis)
lost to Goldberg (SummerSlam, Toronto)

(2) Goldberg (August 22nd - October 17th 2004)
defeated Kurt Angle (SummerSlam, Toronto)
lost to Triple H (Nemesis, St. Louis)

(9) Triple H (October 17th 2004 - March 20th 2005)
defeated Goldberg (Nemesis, St. Louis)
lost to The Rock (WrestleMania 21, Detroit)

(10) The Rock (March 20th - July 3rd 2005)
defeated Triple H (WrestleMania, Detroit)
Lost to Goldberg (Great American Bash, Washington, D.C)

(3) Goldberg (July 3rd - August 7th 2005)
Defeated The Rock
(Great American Bash, Washington, D.C)
Lost to Kurt Angle in a Triple Threat Match (Summer Slam, San Juan)

(7) Kurt Angle (August 7th - November 6th 2005)
Defeated Goldberg in a Triple Threat Match
(Summer Slam, San Juan)
Lost to Eddie Guerrero in a Fatal Four Way (Survivor Series, Manchester, NH)

(1) Eddie Guerrero (November 6th 2005)
Defeated Angle, Triple H & Lesnar in a Four Way
(Survivor Series, Manchester, NH)

(4) Brock Lesnar (November 17th 2005 - March 26th 2006)
Defeated Kurt Angle & Triple H in a Triple Threat for Vacant Title
(Smackdown, Detroit)
Lost to Chris Benoit (WrestleMania 22, Las Vegas, NV)

(1) Chris Benoit (March 26th 2006 - July 23rd)
Defeated Brock Lesnar
(WrestleMania 22, Las Vegas, NV)
Title Vacated due to injury

(1) Rob Van Dam (August 20th 2006 - March 18th 2007)
Defeated Chris Jericho for Vacant Title in tournament final
(SummerSlam, Anaheim)
Lost to Randy Orton via Money in the Bank (WrestleMania 23, New Orleans, LA)

(3) Randy Orton (March 18th 2007 - Present)
Defeated Rob Van Dam via Money in the Bank
(WrestleMania 23, New Orleans, LA)


***

United States Championship:

(1) Big Show (October 19th 2003 - February 15th 2004)
defeated Eddie Guerrero (No Mercy, Baltimore)
lost to Billy Gunn (No Way Out, San Francisco)

(1) Billy Gunn (February 15th - April 1st 2004)
defeated Big Show (No Way Out, San Francisco)
lost to Kanyon (Smackdown, Salt Lake City)

(2) Kanyon (April 1st - July 18th 2004)
defeated Billy Gunn (Smackdown, Salt Lake City)
lost to William Regal (Vengeance, Fresno)

(1) William Regal (July 18th - August 22nd 2004)
defeated Kanyon (Vengeance, Fresno)
lost to Benoit in a 3 Way Match, also featuring E. Guerrero (SummerSlam, Toronto)

(2) Chris Benoit (August 22nd - September 23rd 2004)
defeated Regal and E. Guerrero in a Triple Threat Match (SummerSlam, Toronto)
lost to Kanyon (Smackdown, Dallas)

(3) Kanyon (September 23rd - December 9th 2004)
defeated Chris Benoit (Smackdown, Dallas)
lost to Eddie Guerrero (Smackdown; Night of the Championships, Ft. Lauderdale)

(1) Eddie Guerrero (December 9th 2004 - July 3rd 2005)
defeated Kanyon (Smackdown; Night of the Championships, Ft. Lauderdale)
Lost to John ‘Bradshaw’ Layfield in a Triple Threat Match (Great American Bash, Washington, D.C)

(1) John ‘Bradshaw’ Layfield (July 3rd 2005 - March 26th 2006)
Defeated Eddie Guerrero in a Triple Threat Match
(Great American Bash, Washington D.C)
Lost to Matt Hardy (WrestleMania 22, Las Vegas, NV)

(1) Matt Hardy (March 26th - May 14th)
Defeated JBL
(WrestleMania 22, Las Vegas, NV)
Lost to Charlie Haas (Judgment Day, Milwuakee)

(1) Charlie Haas (May 14th - July 23rd)
Defeated Matt Hardy
(Judgment Day, Milwaukee)
Lost to Matt Hardy (Great American Bash, Atlanta)

(2) Matt Hardy (July 23rd - October 13th)
Defeated Charlie Haas
(Great American Bash, Atlanta)
Lost to Brent Albright (Smackdown, Lafayette, LA)

(1) Brent Albright (October 13th 2006 - May 20th 2007)
Defeated Matt Hardy
(Smackdown, Lafayette, LA)
Lost to Paul London (Judgment Day, Miami, FL)

(1) Paul London (May 20th 2007 - January 20th 2008)
Defeated Brent Albright
(Judgment Day, Miami, FL)
Lost to Batista (Royal Rumble, Las Vegas NV)

(1) Batista (January 20th 2008 - Present)
Defeated Paul London
(Royal Rumble, Las Vegas NV)


***

WWE Tag Team Championships:
(1) Basham Brothers (October 23rd 2003 - January 25th 2004)
defeated Los Guerrero's (Smackdown, Albany)
lost to The Worlds Greatest Tag Team (Royal Rumble, Philadelphia)

(3) The Worlds Greatest Tag Team (January 25th - June 10th 2004)
defeated Basham Brothers (Royal Rumble, Philadelphia)
lost to La Resistance (Smackdown, St. Louis)

(2) La Resistance (June 10th - September 2nd 2004)
defeated The Worlds Greatest Team (Smackdown, St. Louis)
lost to Hurricane & Citizen Storm (Smackdown, Tulsa)

(1) Hurricane & Citizen Storm (September 2nd - November 11th 2004)
defeated La Resistance (Smackdown, Tulsa)
lost to Basham Brothers (Smackdown, Cincinnati)

(2) Basham Brothers (November 11th - December 9th 2004)
defeated Hurricane and Citizen Storm (Smackdown, Cincinnati)
lost in a ten team Tag Turmoil match, with Test and Scott Steiner eventually winning the match outright (Smackdown; Night of the Championships, Ft. Lauderdale)

(1) Test & Scott Steiner (December 9th 2004 - January 23rd 2005)
defeated nine teams in a Ten Team Tag Turmoil Match (Smackdown; NOTC, Ft. Lauderdale)
lost to America's Most Wanted in a Fatal Four Way, also featuring La Resistance, and the APA (Royal Rumble, Houston)

(1) America's Most Wanted (January 23rd - March 20th 2005)
defeated Test and Scott Steiner, La Resistance and the APA in a Fatal Four Way match (Royal Rumble, Houston )
lost to The Worlds Greatest Tag Team (WrestleMania 21, Detroit)

(4) The Worlds Greatest Tag Team (March 20th - March 28th)
defeated America's Most Wanted (WrestleMania 21, Detroit)
forced to vacate titles after being drafted to Raw

Titles Vacant (March 28th - May 15th)(2) Americas Most Wanted (May 15th - October 20th 2005)
Defeated The Dudley Boyz, La Resistance, and Un-Americans in a 4 Way for vacant belts
(Judgement Day, Vancouver)
Lost to Basham Brothers (Smackdown, Vancouver)

(3) Basham Brothers (October 20th 2005 - February 2nd 2006)
Defeated America’s Most Wanted
(Smackdown, Vancouver)
Lost to America’s Most Wanted (Smackdown, Columbus)

(3) Americas Most Wanted (February 2nd - May 14th 2006)
Defeated Basham Brothers
(Smackdown, Columbus)
Lost to The Spirit Squad (Judgment Day, Milwaukee)

(1) The Spirit Squad (May 14th - August 20th)
Defeated Americas Most Wanted
(Judgment Day, Milwaukee)
Lost to Paul London & Brian Kendrick (SummerSlam, Anaheim)

(1) Paul London & Brian Kendrick (August 20th - December 10th)
Defeated Spirit Squad
(SummerSlam, Anaheim)
Lost to Americas Most Wanted (Armageddon, Richmond)

(4) Americas Most Wanted (December 10th 2006 - January 20th 2008)
Defeated Paul London & Brian Kendrick
(Armageddon, Richmond)
Lost to MNM (Royal Rumble, Las Vegas NV)

(3) MNM (January 20th 2008 - Present)
Defeated Americas Most Wanted
(Royal Rumble, Las Vegas NV)

***

Cruiserweight Championship:

Rey Mysterio (January 6th - April 8th 2004)
defeated Tajiri (Smackdown, Laredo, TX)
lost to Billy Kidman (Smackdown, Hartford, CT)

Billy Kidman (April 8th - May 16th 2004)
defeated Rey Mysterio (Smackdown, Hartford, CT)
lost to Rey Mysterio (Judgment Day, Corpus Christi, TX)

Rey Mysterio (May 16th - July 29th 2004)
defeated Billy Kidman (Judgment Day, Corpus Christi, TX)
lost to Chavo Guerrero (Smackdown, Seattle, WA)

Chavo Guerrero (July 29th - November 14th 2004)
defeated Rey Mysterio (Smackdown, Seattle, WA)
lost to Hurricane (Survivor Series, Chicago, IL)

Hurricane (November 14th - December 9th 2004)
defeated Chavo Guerrero (Survivor Series, Chicago, IL)
lost to Chavo Guerrero (Smackdown; Night of the Champions, Ft. Lauderdale, FL)

Chavo Guerrero
(December 9th 2004 - February 13th 2005)
defeated Hurricane (Smackdown; NOTC, Ft. Lauderdale, FL)
lost to Tajiri (No Way Out, Salt Lake City, UT)

Tajiri (February 13th - March 20th 2005)
defeated Chavo Guerrero (No Way Out, Salt Lake City, UT)
lost to Chavo Guerrero in a Six pack Challenge, which also featured Akio, Paul London, Rey Mysterio & Jamie Noble (Wrestlemania 21, Detroit, MI)

Chavo Guerrero
(March 20th - May 15th 2005)
defeated Tajiri, Jamie Noble, Akio, Rey Mysterio & Paul London in a Six pack Challenge (WrestleMania 21, Detroit, MI)
Lost to Paul London (Judgement Day, Vancouver)

(1) Paul London (May 15th - November 6th 2005)
Defeated Chavo Guerrero
(Judgement Day, Vancouver)
Lost to Jamie Noble via stipulation in an 8 Man Survivor Series Elimination Match (Survivor Series, Manchester NH)

Jamie Noble (November 6th 2005 - February 11th 2006)
Defeated Paul London via stipulation in an 8 Man Survivor Series Elimination Match
(Survivor Series, Manchester NH)
Lost to Paul London (Saturday Nights Main Event, Anaheim, CA)

(2) Paul London (February 11th - March 16th 2006)
Defeated Jamie Noble
(Saturday Nights Main Event, Anaheim, CA)
Lost to Kid Kash (Smackdown, Detroit, MI)

(1) Kid Kash (March 16th - June 8th 2006)
Defeated Paul London
(Smackdown, Detroit, MI)
Lost to Juventud Guerrera (Smackdown, Tulsa OK)

Juventud Guerrera (June 8th - September 17th)
Defeated Kid Kash
(Smackdown, Tulsa OK)
Lost to Super Crazy (Cyber Sunday, Rochester, NY)

Super Crazy (September 29th 2006 - January 14th 2007)
Defeated Juventud Guerrera
(Smackdown, Dayton, OH)
Lost to Kid Kash as part of a six man tag team match (Royal Rumble, Indianapolis)

Kid Kash (January 14th 2007 - March 18th 2007)
Defeated Super Crazy in a six man tag team match
(Royal Rumble, Indianapolis)
Lost to Brian Kendrick(WrestleMania 23, New Orleans, LA)

The Brian Kendrick(March 18th - December 9 2007)
Defeated Kid Kash
(WrestleMania 23, New Orleans, LA)
Lost to Bryan Danielson (Armageddon, Cleveland OH)

Bryan Danielson (December 9 2007 - Present)
Defeated The Brian Kendrick (Armageddon, Cleveland OH)
 
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WWE RAW & SMACKDOWN PRESENT;
SATURDAY NIGHTS MAIN EVENT
!! THE 2008 KING OF THE RING TOURNAMENT !!
June 21 | o2 Arena, London England

***

*Old School Saturday Nights Main Event opening*

The Million Dollar Man is stood outside his limo, walking as he talks to the camera…

Million Dollar Man:
So here we are. The King of the Ring. The DiBiase name is already royalty in this business. But tonight, my boy, Ted Junior, rises to the throne.

Ted Jr enters the picture, walking alongside his Father.

Million Dollar Man: Because everybody has a price…

We get a close up of the Hall of Famer…

Million Dollar Man: For the Million Dollar man!!

He then lets out the famous laugh, putting a hand on the shoulder of his son, as we fade out.



_____________________________________________________________________



In the locker room, CODY RHODES is tying up his boots.

Cody Rhodes: Ted DiBiase Junior appears to be happy to live in his fathers shadow. I’m not, and I never was. My last name has been a noose around my neck throughout my career. Constant comparisons to the fat man, and my freakshow brother.

Cody finishes up typing his laces, and turns, looking right into the camera.

Cody Rhodes: Tonight - that changes. I’m going to do something they never could do - and that’s take the crown, and become King.



_____________________________________________________________________



Switching now, KURT ANGLE is stood in a studio…

Kurt Angle: I’ve been in this position before. I won an Olympic Gold Medal. I’ve been King of the Ring before. And tonight, I’ll become King of the Ring AGAIN!!!

Angle gets fired up already…

Kurt Angle:
Because I’m Kurt FREAKIN Angle, and if I want to win back the WWE Title, THIS is what I have to do. Oh, it’s true … It’s damn true.



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Elsewhere, NICK NEMETH is stood next to a long mirror…

Nick Nemeth: For the longest time, I was so obsessed with my own image and how I looked, I lost sight of what was important and wasted my talent.

Nemeth looks at the mirror, and shakes his head, before turning back to the camera.

Nick Nemeth:
Not anymore. Now tonight, yeah, I’m in pursuit of a material object … but I don’t want to wear the crown as some fashion accessory. I want to become King of the Ring in order to springboard my career to the next level. And I’m willing to go through hell to do it.



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We see a close up of the Cruiserweight Title, before zooming out to obviously show JAMIE NOBLE, the Cruiserweight champion.

Jamie Noble: My name is Jamie Noble, boy. This right here, is the Cruiserweight title. They said I couldn’t win THIS. And those same people are saying I cant win THIS TOURNAMENT!!! Tonight, I’m gonna show the whole world that you write off Jamie Noble at your god damn peril.

Noble slaps his belt, as the camera fades out.



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And next up is the Intercontinental Champion, CM PUNK, picking up his own title belt from a trainers table.

CM Punk: For weeks, all I keep seeing is vestiges of the past, celebrating former Kings of the Ring. It’s something this company seems to be obsessed with. Living in the past - when it’s future is staring it in the face. I may not be the poster boy the WWE wants, or the sentimental favourite these people in London want … but there’s no choice in the matter. You’re lookin at the next King of the Ring. C … M … PUNK.

Punk smirks, as the camera fades out.



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Moving on, BRYAN DANIELSON is sat down in the locker room.

Bryan Danielson: I‘m Bryan Danielson. *Chuckles briefly* This?? Talking to a camera. It’s not what I’m used to doing, if I’m honest. I’m not a natural in front of the camera.

Danielson points off camera.

Bryan Danielson: Out there though - in the ring?? That’s what comes natural. And what I do in that ring, I do better than anyone else. The idea of three matches in one night sounds pretty cool. And the fact I get to start off by getting my hands on Jamie Noble - makes it all the sweeter.

Danielson proceeds to continue fixing his knee pads as we move on.



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To a shot of the back of a UNION JACK robe. The camera slowly pans up, until WILLIAM REGAL finally turns around to face the camera - to a HUGE ovation from the watching fans in London.


William Regal: Lets crown a bloody King, shall we??

Regal snarls to the camera, as the shot focuses again on the robe, before he walks off the set.



_____________________________________________________________________



AND NOW … RAW AND SMACKDOWN PRESENT … SATURDAY NIGHTS MAIN EVENT!!!



THE 2008 KING OF THE RING FINALS!!!

PYRO

The camera pans around The o2 Arena, and the throngs of British fans in attendance, with many holding signs and others brandishing Union Jacks proudly, and before the familiar voice of Jim Ross can even greet us to tonights event…

Jim Ross:
It began with thirty two hopeful WWE superstars, all with the aspirations of becoming King of the Ring. Now, only eight remain, and tonight, ONE will rise to the throne!! But it will be HELL to get there!!! We are LIVE in the home of royalty - we’re in London, England, and where better to crown a King!! I’m Jim Ross, and tonight, in the interest of balance and fairness, I’m joined by Smackdowns Jerry ‘The King’ Lawler!! King - they’ve put the band back together!!

Jerry Lawler:
They sure have, J.R!! It’s been a while since we sat together to call a show - but what a show it’ll be!! And hey, who better to call this show than me?? After all, it takes a king to know a King!!

Jim Ross:
It absolutely does - and whilst the King of the Ring tournament is the central focus here tonight, there’s also huge stakes on the Raw and Smackdown brands - the World Tag Team Championships will be at stake, and it’s the Angels of Anarchy’s last shot at the gold!! But, as we can see, the steel cage is hanging ominously above the ring, King!!

Jerry Lawler:
Oh boy!! Either Chris Jericho or Rob Van Dam will be waving goodbye to the WWE tonight!! Two of the greatest of all time are putting their WWE careers at stake!!!

Jim Ross:
Indeed they will. Whilst one superstar will rise to glory in the King of the Ring tournament, another legendary superstar will see their WWE career come to an abrupt end.

**REGALITY**

There’s a MASSIVE reaction inside the o2 arena as WILLIAM REGAL makes his way through the curtain - with four Beefeaters at the top of the stage for the night - and the hometown favourite waves to the fans before marching down the ramp, looking focused and determined ahead of his big night.

J.R comments that Regal is far and away the sentimental favourite in England, and reminds the viewers that the last time Regal competed in England, he left Wembley Stadium last year at Summerslam as Intercontinental Champion. The Brit brings his Goldust Teddy bear that was gifted to him last week on Raw by his tag team partner, and clenches his fist as he fires up the fans…

Jim Ross:
And let’s remind everyone that Regal is out here alone tonight, Goldust is not permitted by Regals side, and the same will be the case for Cody Rhodes, who wont be allowed to have Ken Doane join him out here tonight either. No seconds or managers are permitted ringside for the King of the Ring tournament. And let’s in fact, take the opportunity to remind everyone of the rules…

 
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~ KING OF THE RING TOURNAMENT RULES ~
1ST & 2ND ROUND MATCHES; 15min. Time Limit
QUARTER FINALS; 20min. Time Limit
SEMI FINALS; 30min. Time Limit
FINAL; 60min. Time Limit

Disqualifications and Count Outs apply.

In the event of a Double count-out, double disqualification or time limit draw - BOTH competitors will be eliminated from the tournament. Should this occur, the scheduled opponent for the following round will advance via a Bye.

Should a competitor be forced to withdraw from the tournament due to injury, his opponent will receive a bye.

NO managers, valets, team mates or friends are permitted at ringside during a tournament match.
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Jerry Lawler: And that counts for everyone, J.R. Even The Million Dollar Man cant get around these rules!!

Jim Ross:
Indeed he cant!! No managers, no valets, NO ONE can be out here. It means the best man wins - NO excuses!!!

**IT‘S A NEW DAY**

It may well be the most heat that CODY RHODES has ever received in his short career, with the English fans FIRMLY behind Regal, showing no love for the youngster. J.R reminds everyone of the ongoing rivalry between Regal and Rhodes as part of their tag feud with the respective partners Goldust and Ken Doane, saying that Rhodes intends on upsetting Regal in front of his own people tonight.

Lawler also notes that the two men having such a personal issue ongoing could be detrimental to them both, reminding J.R to win the tournament they’ll need to compete THREE times tonight, and a hard fought match up so early on could prove to take a lot of much needed energy from them both. Cody takes his time to enter the ring, demanding Regal back up, as he tentatively steps inside.

~ KING OF THE RING QUARTER FINAL ~
William Regal vs. Cody Rhodes
Once the bell rings, the two men begin to circle the ring, but as Regal tries to back Cody up, Rhodes ducks through the ropes to create a break. As he pulls back in, Cody tells the referee, Mike Chioda, to check the trunks of Regal!!! Well aware of the tricks Regal can pull, Cody demands Regal be checked for Brass Knucks by Chioda, with the official having to frisk Regal for the foreign object. The fans boo, and Regal protests … but as Chioda pats the Brit, he DOES find the Brass Knucks in Regals trunks!!!!! More boos fill the arena, and Regal rolls his eyes, but he’s forced to hand over his weapon, eliminating the ‘Power of the Punch.’ As Chioda removes the weapon from the ring, Rhodes looks to cheap shot Regal - but the shot is blocked - and Regal DROPS Rhodes with a right hand!!!!

Regal gets right to work, hammering Cody relentlessly in the corner, with the referee having to step in before Regal can get himself disqualified!! The Brit fires up the fans, then comes back to the corner for Cody, sending the youngster across the ring, but Rhodes stops himself from hitting the corner, and catches an incoming Regal with a drop toe hold - sending Regal, face first, into the middle turnbuckle!!! From there, Cody takes over, stomping Regal in the corner, and running Regal off the ropes, whilst driving knees into the gut and holding on to the veteran. Rhodes then snaps off a Russian Leg Sweep, 1...2...NO!!! Cody slaps on a rear chin lock, and taunts the fans, but Regal is soon battling back out of it, struggling to his feet - but Rhodes cuts him off with a knee to the gut, then hit’s the ropes, coming back with a running knee lift.

After another near fall, Cody sets up for the DISASTER KICK - but Regal DUCKS out of trouble, then comes back for a clothesline, but Rhodes changes levels, and elevates Regal, flap jacking the veteran throat first on the top rope!!! Regal reels away, with Cody perching himself on the top rope - CROSS BODY!!! 1...2...REGAL KICKS OUT!!!!! Rhodes slaps the mat in frustration, but stalks down Regal, stomping his rival as he crawls along the canvas. However, when Cody looks to drag Regal up, the Brit responds with a punch to the gut!! That slows Cody down, and allows Regal to follow up with a European Uppercut!! That rocks Cody, and spurs Regal on, with the veteran lashing out with a right hand, then another European Uppercut; right hand, uppercut, right hand, uppercut - then puts the upstart down with a vicious clothesline!!!!!

Regal is getting fired up, and he locks Rhodes up, firing off a Butterfly Suplex, floating over, cover (whilst sticking his forearm in Cody’s face) 1...2...NO!!!! Regal isn’t put off by the kick out though, and he looks to finish Cody off with the KNEE TREMBLER - but Cody avoids it!!! The youngster side steps out of Regals path, then puts the Brit down with a dropkick!!! Quickly, Cody drags Regal up, looking for CROSS RHODES - NO!!! Blocked by Regal!!! Regal escapes, and looks to fight Rhodes off again, but Cody stops Regal with a kick to the gut, and then slams the veteran onto the mat!!! Cody motions that it’s over, then spots the Goldust Teddy Bear in the corner, picking it up - and RIPPING the head off it!!!!! The fans are furious with Cody, as the youngster throws the mascot down at Regal, talking trash, before CHOKING Regal on the bottom rope!!!

Mike Chioda is forced to step in again, and backs Cody up, warning him about a potential Disqualification. Meanwhile, by the ropes, Regal grabs the teddy bear, but Cody is quickly back on him, pulling the Teddy away, continuing to talk trash to Regal, telling him “this isn’t a good luck charm!! It‘s a childs toy!!! And you need more than luck right now!!!” Chioda takes the mascot from Rhodes, and proceeds to take it out of the ring, as Rhodes reaches to drag Regal back up - BAM~!!! Regal DROPS Cody Rhodes, knocking him OUT COLD … WITH BRASS KNUCKS!!!!! Regal tosses the evidence to the floor, and makes the cover, with Chioda coming back after getting rid of the teddy bear to make the count as Lawler wonders where exactly Regal got the brass knucks from having had his weapon confiscated earlier in the match … 1...2...3!!!!!
Winner: William Regal @ 05:45
*ADVANCES TO SEMI-FINALS*

Regal defeats Rhodes!!! The fans in the o2 are ecstatic that their fellow Englishman has advanced to the FINAL FOUR in the King of the Ring tournament for the second straight year!!! Regal has his arm raised, and departs from the ring, looking ahead to his next match, as the replays show that Regal retrieved the Brass Knucks from INSIDE the Goldust Teddy Bear!!!

Jerry Lawler: I don’t know whether I’m impressed or outraged, J.R!! Cody Rhodes thought he had gotten one up on Regal right at the beginning of this match!! He thought he’d taken care of the Brass Knucks!! But he DIDN’T!! That was genius from Regal AND Goldust!!

Jim Ross: Goldust may not have been permitted out here at ringside, but he DAMN well played a HUGE part in the outcome of this match up!! William Regal has advanced to the FINAL FOUR of the 2008 King of the Ring - and ya gotta wonder, King, is it written in the stars?? Is Regal destined to be crowned King here in London, in his own backyard??

Jerry Lawler: Anything is possible, J.R!! And if he has more surprises like that in store, he might just go all the way!!

In the ring, Cody Rhodes is still flat on the mat, selling the knock out blow from Regal, whilst Regal waves to the fans, smiling, having outsmarted Rhodes tonight. At ringside, we catch another glimpse of the headless Goldust Teddy Bear - the difference maker here tonight!!!



Commercial Break



Back from the commercial, the show returns to a moment of chaos, as WILLIAM REGAL has just been set upon by CODY RHODES and KEN DOANE!!! The New Standard SLAM Regals SKULL off the wall, and then, with Regal slumped onto the floor, Rhodes and Doane wheel an equipment box into him HEAD FIRST!!!!

GOLDUST runs into the shot, and chases Rhodes and Doane off, as the two upstarts run away, having done the damage they set out to!! Goldust calls out for help, before tending to Regal, shouting again for help, as he tries to talk to Regal, but Regal appears to be knocked unconscious…



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Back in the arena, CM PUNK is already in the ring, as he made his entrance during the commercial and the backstage attack, waiting for his opponent. Punk chuckles, having just watched the backstage attack on Regal on the titan tron, and the fans boo, angry at what they’ve just seen…

Jim Ross:
Well, that doesn’t look good, King. That doesn’t look good for William Regal at all…

Jerry Lawler: It does not, J.R. So much for fate smiling down on Regal tonight.

Jim Ross: And, indeed, history is repeating itself here - twelve months ago, William Regal was badly beaten by Umaga which completely destroyed his chances of going all the way. We have to hope that it isn’t as bad as it looks … but it looks pretty bad.

**HERE TO SHOW THE WORLD**

Debuting new music, NICK NEMETH hit’s the stage, running his fingers through his hair, looking determined as he marches down the ramp, pumping up the fans, shouting to them, whilst Punk remains stoic in the ring, nonplussed by his opponent.

Jim Ross:
And as cold as it sounds, the show must go on here. Having just witnessed what happened to Regal, you’ve gotta believe that CM Punk and Nick Nemeth are now seeing this match as the true Semi-Final. A win here, and they’ll be as good as in the final.

Jerry Lawler: I don’t know how William Regal could possibly compete later - the winner of this is most likely getting a bye directly to the final.

~ KING OF THE RING QUARTER FINAL ~
Nick Nemeth vs. CM Punk
Punk and Nemeth circle the ring, then lunge in for a lock up. They tussle, but eventually, Punk goes behind. Nemeth and Punk trade standing switches as they battle for control, until Punk is able to execute a headlock takedown, seizing the upper hand by keeping the side headlock applied to Nemeth on the mat. Punk puts the squeeze on, but Nemeth squirms, looking to escape the hold, eventually freeing himself, darting quickly to his feet, meeting Punk with a hip toss before executing his own side headlock takedown, applying a side headlock of his own on the canvas. Punk is now the one scrambling free, battling to his feet, and shoves Nemeth off the ropes, only for Nemeth to come back with a STRONG shoulder block knocking Punk off his feet!!!

The shoulder block takes Punk by surprise, and it allows Nemeth to connect with a dropkick when Punk gets back up. Nemeth looks for a standing elbow drop, but Punk rolls out of the way, and Nemeth crashes onto the mat. Punk then looks for an elbow drop of his own, but HE misses too!! Nemeth escapes the danger, and gets on Punk as the I.C Champion stands up, backing Punk into the ropes, sending him off, looking for the return … but Punk instead slides under the bottom rope, and takes a walk, wanting a break. The fans in London boo - naturally - with Nemeth looking frustrated, standing with his hands on his hips, and is then prevented by Jack Doan from leaving the ring. Having had a chance to clear his head, Punk re-enters the ring, and locks up with Nemeth again.

Quickly, Punk drives a knee into the gut of Nemeth, establishing control, backing Nemeth into the corner, and stomping at him, beating Nemeth down in the corner before being admonished by the official. Punk shrugs off the words from Doan, before sending Nemeth across the ring to the opposite corner, racing in after him - BOOT UP FROM NEMETH!!! The boot stuns and staggers Punk, with the I.C Champ vulnerable, allowing Nemeth to score with a BIG running clothesline out of the corner!!! Nemeth quickly drops an elbow, gets up, drops another, and proceeds to get up and drop the elbow again - and again, and a SIXTH time, before hooking the leg, 1...2...KICK OUT!!!! Punk crawls to the corner off the kick out, and begs off from Nemeth, but Nick isn’t buying it, and looks to drag Punk up, but the crafty I.C Champ grabs the front of Nemeths tights, and yanks him forward, shocking Nemeth - sending him through the ropes with a thud on the floor!!! Nemeth writhes on the floor, allowing Punk to catch his breath as we head to a commercial…



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Back from the commercial, Punk is in control, and has been throughout the commercial, wearing Nemeth down, with a headlock applied as we come back. We see clips of Punk hanging Nemeth up on the barrier, and delivering a Gutwrench Suplex during the commercial for a near fall, before returning back live. Nemeth stirs, and fights back out of the headlock, elbowing out of danger, before both Punk and Nemeth trade blows in the middle of the ring. It’s Nemeth winning the back and forth, until Punk responds with a double overhand chop to slow Nick down, with Punk following up with a spin kick to the gut. Punk sends Nemeth off the ropes, knocking him back down on the return with a jumping spin kick, getting a cover, 1...2...KICK OUT AGAIN!!!

Punk shakes his head at the kick out, having hoped to get the match completed quickly and conserve energy for later tonight. He drags Nemeth up, sending his opponent to the corner, following in - but before impact, Nemeth elevates himself on the ropes, with Punk running on and colliding with the turnbuckles, allowing Nemeth to roll through for a cover … 1...2...NO!!! Punk survives, and as he bounces up, looks for a roundhouse kick to Nemeth, but Nemeth ducks it, and bounds off the ropes - flying at Punk with a clothesline, taking the I.C Champion off his feet!!! Nemeth builds up momentum and reels off a dropkick, then another clothesline, before sending Punk into the corner, following in with a Stinger Splash!!! Punk staggers out of the corner, allowing Nemeth to score with the FAMOUSER!!!!! 1...2...PUNK KICKS OUT!!!!!

Nemeth sits on his knees, hands on head, shocked at the kick out, as Punk JUST survives, but perhaps, not for much longer, as Nemeth lines up his JUMPING REVERSE BULLDOG - NO!!! Punk counters it at the last second, ducking down, delivering a firemans carry!! Nemeth is up quickly though, and bounds right toward Punk - but PUNK SCOOPS NEMETH UP - GTS - NO!!! Nemeth wriggles, preventing Punk from executing the GTS, and manages to eventually counter into a SUNSET FLIP … 1...2...NO!!!!! Punk escapes, but Nemeth is SURE it was three, and argues the count with Jack Doan … which allows Punk to take advantage, surprising Nemeth with an O’Connor Roll … AND HOLDS THE ROPES FOR LEVERAGE … 1...2...CAUGHT BY THE REFEREE!!!!!

Jack Doan spots the blatant cheating from Punk and stops counting, before breaking the pin!! The official admonishes Punk for the cheating, with the I.C Champion blowing it off, turning his attention back to Nemeth, looking to strike with a right hand - BLOCKED - Nemeth spins Punk around … AND SCORES WITH THE JUMPING REVERSE BULLDOG!!!!! Nemeth hooks the leg, thinking it could be over … 1...2...PUNK JUST KICKS OUT IN TIME!!!!!!!! Nemeth is in SHOCK again, this time truly believing he done enough to get the three. Pounding the mat in frustration, Nemeth shakes his head, and pulls himself to his feet, demanding Punk get up, sizing him up … looking for the move that has become his finish in recent weeks … the LEAPING DDT … NO!!!!! Punk shoves Nemeth away, then catches Nemeth coming back with a ROUNDHOUSE KICK!!!! Nemeth was too eager, and paid for it … 1...2...NEMETH KICKS OUT!!!!!

The match continues!!! Punk holds up three fingers at the referee, with it being his turn to argue the count, as J.R mentions how vital it was for Punk to avoid that DDT from Nemeth at all costs, reminding everyone that NO ONE has kicked out of Nemeths DDT yet. Punk sends Nemeth into the corner, looking for his patented running high knee … but Nemeth ducks out of the corner … with Punk unable to put on the brakes, and Punks knee collides with the top rope with PUNK TUMBLING TO THE FLOOR!!!!! Punk rolls around on the floor, selling his knee, and as he stands back up, Nemeth runs to the middle turnbuckle - and LEAPS OVER THE TOP - CROSS BODY TO PUNK ON THE FLOOR!!!!!!! Nemeth risks it all, and SCORES on Punk, with the fans going nuts, chanting for Nemeth.

Lawler wonders what will be left of these two men with another two matches potentially on the horizon for them both, as Nemeth looks to drag Punk up to his feet, but as he does, Punk takes Nemeth by surprise, and rams him into the steel steps!!! Punk staggers away, rolls into the ring, with the referees count up to six … seven … with Punk asking for the count to be made quicker … looking to finish this match by any means … EIGHT … Nemeth shakes the cobwebs loose … NINE … Nemeth JUST makes it back into the ring!!! Punk curses in frustration, but gets on Nemeth, stomping his opponent as he slides back into the ring. The I.C Champion drags Nemeth back up, and onto his shoulders, looking for the GTS again … but Nemeth is able to slip off the back of Punk, gripping from behind - INVERTED POWERSLAM FROM NEMETH!!!!!! 1...2...NO!!!!!

Punk survives the impressive amateur type power slam from Nemeth, but it looks like a set up for Nemeths primary weapon … with the up and comer stalking Punk as he recovers … and looks for the LEAPING DDT … AND SCORES!!!!!!! “No one has kicked out of that DDT!!! This is over!!!” bellows J.R … as Nemeth covers the Intercontinental Champion … 1...2...3!!!!!!!! NO- NO!!!!! The three count is made, but CM PUNK HAS HIS FOOT ON THE ROPE!!!!! The replays show Punk getting his foot on the rope between the 2 and 3, as Lawler shouts for the people in the back to the cut the music. Nemeth thinks he has won, and leaps to his feet in jubilation, climbing the ropes … but Jack Doan has only just now spotted the foot on the ropes!!!

Desperately, Doan has to try and inform Nemeth of the situation, but with the music playing and the celebrations, it takes a few moment for Nemeth to realize Doan is trying to gain his attention. Eventually, he does, and as Doan explains the situation - with Nemeth still on the turnbuckles, coming to the realization that the match ISN’T over yet - the recovering Punk takes advantage, stumbling to his feet and YANKS Nemeth off the turnbuckle!!! Nemeth plants his face on the top turnbuckle … and staggers straight into the path of Punk … who wastes no time in scooping Nick up onto his shoulder … delivering the GTS!!!!! Punk hooks the leg, making sure Nemeth doesn’t get a foot on the rope … 1...2...3!!!!!!!!!!
Winner: CM Punk @ 14:02
*ADVANCES TO SEMI-FINALS*

There’s a feeling of the air being taken out of the arena after the finish, with Punk surviving an almighty scare by the skin of his teeth. There’s still some confusion in certain areas of the o2 too, with many not realising Punk had a foot on the rope during the count.

Jim Ross: It’s heartbreak for Nick Nemeth, King - he thought - just as we all did, that he had defeated CM Punk to advance to the final four … but a cruel twist of fate has seen him go from elation to deflation in mere seconds.

Jerry Lawler:
Credit to CM Punk, J.R. He had the wherewithal to get his foot on the rope, and he saw his opportunity to pounce on Nick Nemeth in his moment of weakness.

Jim Ross:
CM Punk now meets William Regal in the final four, and we’re still waiting for an update on the condition of Regal after he was assaulted backstage by the New Standard after defeating Cody Rhodes in our opening Quarter Final match up earlier.

Looking relieved to have seen off the challenge of Nick Nemeth, CM Punk has his arm raised before departing the ring, wasting no time in leaving - wanting to use all the time he can to recover before his Semi-Final with William Regal later - should Regal be even able to compete.

Jim Ross: And I’ve no doubt that CM Punk will be hoping Regal isn’t able to compete - he’s just went through a hellacious match here with Nick Nemeth.

Jerry Lawler: He’ll be wanting to rest for as long as he possibly can, J.R. CM Punk is aiming to go all the way, but if he is pushed like he was here in the semi-finals, he may not have much left should he reach the final!!!

Meanwhile, Nick Nemeth slowly recovers, selling the effects of the GTS. He sits up, watching as Punk disappears out of the picture, and slaps the mat once in frustration at his loss, knowing just how close he was to defeating the Intercontinental Champion and moving on to the Semi-Finals.

Jim Ross: Whilst CM Punk will be breathing a sigh of relief, ya gotta wonder what’s going through the mind of Nick Nemeth. So close to victory - he thought he’d won it. A cruel, cruel twist in the tale here. But, King, let me tell ya, this kid is goin places. Nick Nemeth is winning over a lot of people right now with his performances, and I for one, hope we get to see Nemeth and CM Punk go at it again in the near future.

Jerry Lawler:
I don’t know if CM Punk will agree with that assessment. I doubt he’ll want to see Nick Nemeth again any time soon.

There’s a respectful round of applause for the defeated Nick Nemeth, appreciating his efforts tonight, as the disappointed superstar departs the ring, head bowed, before looking up and nodding at the respect from the fans … but it’s little consolation - he’s eliminated from the King of the Ring tournament…



Commercial Break



Backstage, TIFFANY is standing by with all three of the MASTER CRAFTSMEN; the World Champion Brent Albright and the World Tag Team Champions Charlie Haas and Nick Dinsmore…

Tiffany:
Gentlemen, a little later tonight, the three of you face the Angels of Anarchy in their final shot at the World Tag Team Championships for as long as you remain champions. Given the must-win nature of the match, are you at all concerned that you may have given Doug Williams and Christopher Daniels added motivation to pull off the shock against the odds??

Haas shakes his head.

Charlie Haas: No.

There’s an awkward pause, with Tiffany staring at Haas, who shrugs.

Charlie Haas: Oh- you want me to expand on that?? Fine. No. They can have all the motivation in the world, Tiffany. But it’s not a lack of motivation that saw them lose to us at WrestleMania. It’s not a lack of motivation that saw them lose to us on Raw and at Vengeance either. It’s a lack of ability. And they’re fine athletes. But they’re not us. And seeing as they couldn’t beat Nick and I?? How the hell are they gonna beat the three of us??

Dinsmore takes over.

Nick Dinsmore: It’s as simple as this; tonight, Charlie, Brent and myself, will finally get the Angels of Anarchy out of our hair, and out of our lives. They’re not on our level - NO team on Raw is. And the sooner they all realize that, the better.

Haas and Albright nod along in agreement. Tiffany then changes focus, speaking to Albright…

Tiffany: And Brent, it would be remiss of me to not ask you - as the outgoing King of the Ring - just how much your victory last year meant to you as a springboard to bigger things, including now becoming World Heavyweight Champion…

Albright smirks, peering over at the title draped on his shoulder, then looking back to address the interviewer.

Brent Albright:
Let’s not pretend that this picture wasn’t inevitable. I was always going to be World Heavyweight Champion one way or another. And sure, at the time, winning the King of the Ring sure helped me up the ladder a little quicker … but I’m done being King now. Now?? This King is a Champion.

Tiffany:
And speaking of you being World Champion, last Monday, you were scheduled to defend that title against Christian, before the heinous attack from John Cena prevented that match from happening-

Brent Albright:
You might want to check your facts, little lady. John Cena didn’t prevent anything. I think you’ll find I successfully defended this title on Raw via forfeit. Not my fault that Christian didn’t watch his back. He had his shot, and now, I’m moving on to the next in line, whoever that may be.

Walking into the shot, the NEW Raw General Manager, RICKY STEAMBOAT crashes the interview, and the Master Craftsmen all look displeased at the sight of the GM.

Ricky Steamboat:
A forfeit?? Hmmm. Debatable. But, unfortunately, either way, Christian is going to be out of action for a considerable amount of time after what happened to him on Raw.

Heat can be heard in the background, with Christian seemingly set to be out for a long period of time. Albright though, finds it amusing.

Ricky Steamboat:
And as for John Cena, as you might’ve heard, as a result of his actions on Raw; he’s been barred from challenging for any title for the remainder of 2008.

Again, Albright looks pleased to hear it, with arguably the two biggest threats to the World Title being out of the picture for the foreseeable future.

Ricky Steamboat:
So … as you said yourself, you’re moving onto the next in line. And I’m glad you’re enthusiastic about it. Because seeing as you didn’t defend the title last week - you WILL put that Worlds Heavyweight Title on the line this week on Raw.

Pop from the fans. Albrights demeanour begins to change though - not liking the sound of a title defence on Raw.

Ricky Steamboat: And here’s what’s going to happen. Rey Mysterio and Shelton Benjamin will go one on one right at the top of the show - and the winner will challenge you in the main event of the evening. How does that sound??

Albright tries to play it cool, and not show any sign of weakness to Steamboat, nodding his head at the announcement.

Brent Albright:
Sure. Sure.

Steamboat smiles.

Ricky Steamboat:
Great. Good luck tonight gentlemen.

The General Manager leaves the set, with Haas and Dinsmore both shaking their heads, looking to Albright, who tries not to react.

Nick Dinsmore: He’s going to get on my nerves.

Albright nods in agreement, and softly mutters…

Brent Albright: … He’s already getting on mine.

The camera focuses on Albright, stewing over the announcement from Steamboat … as we fade out…



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And back into the arena…

**FLIGHT OF THE VALKYRIES**

Entering to a good pop from the fans, BRYAN DANIELSON acknowledges the reaction, nodding to the fans, as he calmly makes his way down the ramp, conserving all his energy for the match to come.

Jim Ross:
And we’re all set for our first glimpse of the four men remaining on the Smackdown side of this King of the Ring tournament!! And King, there might not be a more impressive competitor on Smack down - or in the entire WWE for that matter - than this young man, Bryan Danielson!!

Jerry Lawler: You’re right there, J.R!! This kid has all the tools to go all the way tonight. Don’t forget, he’s only ever lost ONCE in almost a year since debuting in the WWE!!!

Jim Ross: But let’s not forget who it was who beat him, King - the man he meets right here, right now; Jamie Noble!! And these two men have waged war throughout this entire year - it all started the last time we were on NBC for Saturday Nights Main Event in March!!! They’ve ALL been Match of the Year contenders - and we’re hoping for another one to add to the list tonight!!!

Danielson reaches the ring, running the ropes, getting warmed up, waiting the arrival of his long time rival…

**TRAILER TRASHIN**

Carrying the Cruiserweight Championship he won from Bryan Danielson at Judgment Day last month, JAMIE NOBLE marches down the ramp with a purpose, face screwed up, looking pissed off, and ready for a fight.

Jim Ross:
These two know each other inside and out, King, this promises to be another spectacular - but we’d better keep an eye on the clock in this one. Twenty minute time limit in this round, and every match Danielson and Noble have had has been in an around that twenty minute mark.

Jerry Lawler: I hope this doesn’t end in a time limit draw, J.R!!

Jim Ross: And neither will these two!! The time limit could well change the tactics both men will employ, and force them to go for broke a little earlier than usual.

Noble reaches the bottom of the ramp, and slides into the ring, tossing his title belt AT Danielson - distracting Bryan momentarily for a split second, allowing Noble to go on the attack with vicious right hands, kick starting the match!!!!!

~ KING OF THE RING QUARTER FINAL ~
Bryan Danielson vs. Jamie Noble
Noble goes right on the attack, pounding Danielson against the ropes, then sends him off for the ride - but Danielson returns, avoiding a knee from Noble, and into a school boy roll up, 1...2...NO!!! Noble bounces up out of the predicament, but has a shot blocked by Danielson, and Danielson proceeds to get his own back, firing off short, forceful forearm shots to the face of the Cruiserweight Champion, beating Noble into the corner, and beating Noble into the mat!!! Danielson is forced off and told to back up by Mickey Henson. “This aint gonna be the catch-as-catch-can classic many anticipated, King!! This one is personal now!!” surmises J.R after the brutal start to the match.

As Noble pulls himself up on the ropes, Danielson races into the corner with a running dropkick, crushing Noble into the corner!!! Danielson follows up, delivering ANOTHER running dropkick into the corner, and as Noble staggers out, spaghetti legged, Danielson catches him with another running dropkick by the ropes - with Noble being sent out of the ring!!!!! Wasting little time, Danielson rolls out after Noble, stomping his rival, then runs him into the barrier!!! Danielson leads Noble around ringside, proceeding to SMASH Nobles face off the announce table, but, as he looks to throw Noble back into the ring, Noble runs Danielson - face first - into the ring post … and then delivers a SIDE SUPLEX on the floor!!!!! Danielson writhes in pain off the suplex, with Noble rolling in and out of the ring to break the count of the referee, and proceeds to stomp Danielson some more, as we head to a commercial.



Commercial Break



Back from the commercial, Noble is in charge, running through Danielson with clotheslines, dragging Danielson up and holding on every time he hits it, punishing the former Cruiserweight Champion with each clothesline. Clips air from the commercial of Danielson fighting back, but Noble sneakily raking the eyes out of the referees line of vision to re-establish control. J.R and Lawler talk about the previous meetings between the two and the departure this match has been from the previously predominantly technical match ups, with this being much more of a slugfest, with Noble proving that point by choking Danielson in the corner (all whilst trash talking his rival), making the most of the officials five count before relenting.

Noble listens to the words of Mickey Henson, but pushes him out of the way, looking to blast the recovering Danielson by the ropes with a clothesline to the floor - but Bryan ducks down, elevating Noble, sending the Cruiserweight Champion over - and crashing to the floor!!!!! Danielson catches his breath, then takes off, rushing off the ropes, coming back with a BASEBALL SLIDE to Noble, sending Noble flying into the barrier!!!!! Danielson follows out, and charges Noble into the barrier again, slamming Nobles back and the back of his head off the barrier!!! Showing more aggression than usual, Danielson proceeds to land stiff kicks to the exposed chest of Noble by the barrier, punishing Noble, much to the delight of the fans. Danielson finally relents, and drags Noble up, tossing him back into the ring.

Danielson climbs to the top rope, and leaps off when Noble gets up - FRONT DROPKICK OFF THE TOP!!! Danielson instantly gets back to his feet, and meets the spaghetti legged Cruiserweight Champion with a kick to the gut, then follows up with a NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX - COVER - 1...2...NO!!!!! Noble kicks out just in the nick of time, but that doesn’t put off Danielson, who rises up, and begins to again lay in the stiff kicks on Nobles chest again, but Noble DUCKS the roundhouse attempt, and rolls up, Danielson - 1...2...NO!!! Danielson was nearly caught, but escapes the pin, then ducks a wild swing from Noble, taking off hitting the ropes, coming back - but Noble catches Danielson coming off the ropes, with Noble pressing him up in the air, and catches Danielson on the way down with A DOUBLE KNEE GUTBUSTER!!!!! 1...2...KICK OUT!!!!!

Noble takes a moment to recover, but doesn’t waste much more time, before getting back on Danielson, trash talking his foe once again, as Danielson clutches his ribs in agony from the gut buster. Noble runs Danielson into the corner, then kicks him in the gut, loading up for the TIGER BOMB … NO!!!!! Danielson battles out of trouble, and the two men begin to go back and forth with stiff forearms!!! Danielson and Noble beat the shit out of one another in the middle of the ring, with the fans loving the brutal back and forth - with Danielson eventually coming out on top!!! Danielson HAMMERS Noble to his knees, then takes off, hitting the ropes … BUT NOBLE BOUNCES UP - AND MEETS DANIELSON WITH A DEVASTATING POLISH HAMMER!!!!! The impact of the strike sends Danielson THROUGH the ropes to the floor!!!!

The champion climbs out, following Danielson to the floor, and stomps him down, before CATAPULTING Danielson face first into the RING POST!!!!! Danielson staggers away upon impact, with Noble following, and spinning Danielson around … TIGER BOMB ON THE FLOOR!!!!!!!!! Noble FLATTENS Danielson on the outside, and now has to drag Danielson up - he wants to beat Danielson, but not via count out - Noble is desperate to get another ‘real’ win over his rival. The Cruiserweight Champion surely has it won, but it’s a struggle to get Danielson into the ring, eventually rolling him inside, and Noble follows, making the cover … 1...2...DANIELSON GETS A SHOULDER UP IN THE NICK OF TIME!!!!! “WHAT!?” is the shocked reaction from Lawler, and Noble is just as shocked in the ring, arguing with the official.

Unable to believe that Danielson kicked out, Noble takes out all his frustrations on the former Cruiserweight Champion, mounting Danielson and unleashing a barrage of right hands on the mat, pulverising his rival, until Mickey Henson steps in, forcing the break, with Noble damn near uncontrollable. Noble takes a walk around the ring, cursing the sky, trying to get his rage under control, and regain his focus, before picking Danielson back up, shoving him into the corner, and unleashing a series of knife edge chops. Noble grabs Danielson by the ears, and ROARS in his face; “WHY CANT YOU JUST DIE BOOOYYY!!!!????” Danielson then responds with a HEADBUTT to Noble!!! Noble takes a back step off the unexpected head butt from his foe, but as he comes out of the corner, Noble grips him - T-BONE SUPLEX ON DANIELSON!!!!! 1...2...NO!!!!!

Danielson REFUSES to stay down!!!!! Noble is losing his mind, and whilst shaking his head in disbelief, reaches down, dragging Bryan up, looking to send him across the ring to the opposite corner … but as Danielson approaches the corner, he runs up the buckles and backflips over Noble!!! Noble looks stunned, turns around - right into a running LARIAT from Danielson!!!!! Danielson takes his time to get up, looking exhausted from the match, but beats Noble to his feet, and meets Noble with a hip toss. Noble staggers back up, with Danielson letting fly with a chop, and another, before beating Noble into the ropes, and sends him off the ropes, driving a knee deep into Nobles gut on the return, sending Noble sprawling across the ring!!! Danielson forces Noble down with a lateral press, 1...2...NO!!!!!

Danielson drags Noble back up, softening him up with forearm shots, then executes a snap suplex, for another cover, 1...2...NOBLE KICKS OUT AGAIN!!!!! Danielson shakes his head, but isn’t deflated by the kick out, getting right back to his feet, watching as Noble slowly gets to his knees. Danielson stands over the challenger, lighting him up once more with an array of kicks to the chest … Noble - just as he was at Judgment Day - is simply a sitting duck, eating the kicks. Bryan pauses, as he winds up for the big, final, roundhouse kick to the face … when Noble puts his hands together … PLEADING WITH DANIELSON!!!! JUST AS HE DID AT JUDGMENT DAY!!!!! “I‘M SORRY BRYAN - PLEASE - DON’T DO THIS-”

But this time - unlike at Judgment Day - Danielson shows NO MERCY to his rival, he’s not buying the plea from Noble, knowing he’s full of shit … and instead NAILS Noble with a ROUNDHOUSE KICK!!!! Cover, 1...2...KICK OUT!!!!! Noble KICKS OUT!!!!! Danielson then quickly grabs the arms, looking for CATTLE MUTILATION - NO!!!!! Noble scrambles free - AND CATCHES DANIELSON IN THE GUILLOTINE CHOKE!!!!!!!! Danielson is trapped in the hold, fading fast in the choke … dropping to a knee, with Noble cranking the pressure … the referee raises the hand of Danielson twice - and it FALLS!!! Once more, he raises it … WHEN BRYAN STARTS TO SHOW LIFE!!!!! The fans explode, getting behind the former champion, with Danielson pushing to his feet, but still trapped in the hold.

Noble hangs on for dear life, cinching in, cranking the neck of his foe … but Danielson CHARGES across the ring, crushing Noble in the corner, again and again and again … until the grip weakens, and Noble RELEASES the choke!!!!!!! Danielson staggers out of the corner, holding his throat, trying to regain his breath … with Noble regrouping too, before charging at Danielson, but Bryan ducks a clothesline … and traps Noble … Crucifix Pin … 1...2...NO - DANIELSON STOPS IT HIMSELF - ROLLING OVER … AND TRANSITIONING INTO THE CATTLE MUTILATION!!!!! Noble does his best to fight it, swinging his legs wildly, trying to desperately find the ropes … but he’s trapped in the MIDDLE of the ring … with nowhere to go … Noble is forced to swallow his pride, and AGAIN give in to his hated rival … BY TAPPING OUT!!!!!
Winner: Bryan Danielson @ 16:43
*ADVANCES TO SEMI-FINALS*

It’s revenge for Judgment Day for Bryan Danielson!!! Danielson overcomes Noble - and in emphatic fashion, forcing a SUBMISSION from the Cruiserweight Champion to get the win!!!!! Danielson sits up, looking spent from an exhilarating battle with Noble, whilst the beaten Cruiserweight Champion rolls out of the ring, devastated by his loss.

Jim Ross:
Once again, Bryan Danielson BEATS Jamie Noble. Bryan Danielson is headed to the final four!! And STILL Jamie Noble hasn’t got a decisive win against Danielson!!!

Jerry Lawler:
And he may never at this rate, J.R!! He threw the kitchen sink at Danielson, and he STILL couldn’t get the job done!! What does Noble have to do to beat this man!!!!

Jim Ross:
Noble went to well again as he did at Judgment Day - but he came up dry on this occasion. Bryan Danielson sure as hell wasn’t buying that old trick tonight. Danielson survived the onslaught once again from Jamie Noble, and he now awaits either Kurt Angle or Ted DiBiase Junior in the Semi-Finals!!!

Danielson finally gets to his feet, getting his hand raised, one step closer to becoming King of the Ring. The former Cruiserweight Champion keeps his eyes on the current Cruiserweight Champion though, not trusting Noble to simply walk away - he’s wary of a sneak attack from a bitter Jamie Noble.

Jim Ross:
Wise move from Bryan Danielson, King. He knows what Noble is like, he knows he‘s a bad loser. He saw what happened to William Regal earlier - Bryan Danielson isn’t taking any chances.

Jerry Lawler:
I’m not sure Jamie Noble could even muster the energy to attack him - he put EVERYTHING into that effort, J.R.

Noble collects his belt in a huff, and departs the arena, not even glancing at Danielson in the ring, but Danielson is taking no chances, still watching until Noble has left the arena. Then, Danielson pumps his fist to the fans, and motioning with two fingers; ‘Two More to Go…’

Jim Ross:
And as you see, Bryan Danielson - he is just two wins away from becoming the King of the Ring. What a challenge he poses - a man with one loss on his record since arriving in the WWE last October!! Are we looking at the NEXT King of the Ring???

Jerry Lawler:
You could be right, J.R. I’m not writing this kid off - but - how much did that match just take out of him??

Jim Ross:
We’ll find out later tonight, King.



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In the TRAINERS ROOM, we see WILLIAM REGAL sat up, with the trainer conducting some tests, shining a torch in his eyes, whilst a concerned Goldust watches on.

Jim Ross:
William Regal, as we can see is sitting up, but we’ve yet to be told if he’s going to be cleared to compete in a little while.

The Bizarre One spots the camera, and quickly pushes the cameraman out of the room, shouting; “GET OUTTA HERE!!!” in fury, showing a serious side to his usual ‘Bizarre’ demeanour.

Jerry Lawler:
It doesn’t look good to me, J.R. When do you ever see that kind of reaction from Goldust!!??

Goldust slams the door shut on the cameraman, as we fade out…



Commercial Break



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VIDEO PACKAGE

Clips of the many cities WWE visited last Summer during the global World tour.

“LAST YEAR, THE WWE TOURED THE GLOBE”

And, shots of Wembley Stadium last year at Summerslam, with clips of Randy Ortons mid air RKO on RVD, Ricky Hatton knocking out Armando Estrada, Edge spearing The Undertaker, MNM falling from a ladder, and Christian raising the title at the end of that show.

“AND BROUGHT THE BIGGEST EVENT OF THE SUMMER ACROSS THE POND”

The Summerslam logo flashes across the screen, then an image of the world is shown, with the focus zooming in toward the U.S.A

“BUT THIS YEAR…”

The zoom continues toward the East Coast, and then, we see clips of New York City; the statue of Liberty, yellow cabs, Times Square, Brooklyn Bridge

“SUMMERSLAM IS COMING…”

The New York skyline … then the camera stops at Madison Square Garden.

“…HOME”

Flashing shots of famous MSG moments in WWE history; Hogan winning his first title, Bret Hart being hoisted in the air at WrestleMania X, Austin stunning McMahon for the first time, and Triple H winning the ladder match in 1998 at a Summerslam.

“NEW YORK CITY … MADISON SQUARE GARDEN … THE SPIRITUAL HOME OF THE WWE”

End, with the Summerslam graphic on the screen.



WWE SUMMERSLAM | AUGUST 24 | NEW YORK CITY, NY
- MADISON SQUARE GARDEN -
ONLY ON PAY PER VIEW
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*BANNER CREDIT; COMEBACK KID*



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Back in the ring, BOTH DiBiase’s; The MILLION DOLLAR MAN and his son, TED JR are in the ring…

Jim Ross:
Scott Armstrong needs to get to work here - The Million Dollar Man isn’t permitted to be at ringside for this tournament!! And he knows it!! What in the hell is he trying to pull here??

Jerry Lawler:
Hey - everybody has a price, J.R.

Jim Ross:
Not in the King of the Ring tournament, King. Not tonight.

Indeed, the official, Scott Armstrong tries to intervene and force Ted Senior out of the ring, but the Million Dollar Man tells the referee to go away, before getting on the mic…

The Million Dollar Man:
I’m not stupid like these crooked mouth English pheasants-

Cheap heat. DiBiase laughs.

The Million Dollar Man:
I know I’m not permitted at ringside to watch my boy become King of the Ring. He doesn’t need me by his side to win this tournament. He’s royalty in this business!! But … ha ha … I don’t intend on this match even happening.

“What??” is the immediate reaction of Jim Ross on commentary. DiBiase turns to the stage…

The Million Dollar Man:
So, at this time, I’d like to invite Kurt Angle to the ring!! Mister Angle??…

There’s a few moments of waiting, with J.R and King both wondering what the hell is going on, with King reiterating that “everybody has a price!!”

**MEDAL**

Wasting no time, KURT ANGLE walks down the ramp, not even waiting to let off his pyro sequence. Ted Senior has a smile on his face, and tells Ted Junior to relax as they wait in the ring, whilst The Olympian is already shaking his head as he marches down the ramp.

Jim Ross:
I’m not sure The Million Dollar Mans pockets are deep enough to pay Kurt Angle off, King. I’ve been watching a lot of Smackdown in recent weeks, and Angle believes that a victory in this tournament will put him right back in the mix for a WWE Title shot. And to Angle, that WWE Title is the holy grail; it’s priceless to him!!!

{/SECOND HOUR}

Jerry Lawler:
Well, we’re about to find out just how deep DiBiases pockets are, and just how much of a price Angle puts above being Champion.

Angle climbs into the ring, with the Million Dollar Man standing in front of his son, protecting him from Angle, before greeting Kurt with a smile.

The Million Dollar Man: Mister Angle, I think it goes without saying you have nothing to prove here. You don’t need to prove to any of these people your credentials. You don’t need to compete in this King of the Ring tournament to show the world what you’re capable of.

Angle isn’t buying the chat from DiBiase, looking very unimpressed by The Million Dollar Man.

The Million Dollar Man: So here’s my suggestion to you …

DiBiase starts handing over $100 dollar bills to Angle, with Kurt looking down at his hand whilst it continues…

The Million Dollar Man:
Why don’t you take in the sights here in London. Go to Harrods, treat yourself to something extravagant, buy something for the family. Relax. Enjoy this time away-

ANGLE SUDDENLY STUFFS THE MONEY IN THE MILLION DOLLAR MANS MOUTH!!!!!!!!

The fans pop huge for Angles response, and DiBiase turns away, choking on his own money - but Ted Junior ATTACKS Angle from behind!!! DiBiase pounds the back of Angle on the ropes, not stopping - in fear of Angle recovering - whilst Scott Armstrong gets The Million Dollar Man out of the ring, with Chad Patton also arriving at ringside to lead Ted Senior from ringside, and for Armstrong to get back in the ring.

In the ring, DiBiase is still on Angle, and he sends him shoulder first into the ring post!!!! Angle staggers out of the corner, clutching his shoulder … with DiBiase grasping Kurt from behind, COBRA CLUTCH SLAM!!!!!!! Lawler yells out; “HE CALLS IT DREAM STREET - AND THAT‘S WHERE ANGLE IS RIGHT NOW!!!!” DiBiase covers, as Armstrong makes the count…

~ KING OF THE RING QUARTER FINAL ~
Ted DiBiase vs. Kurt Angle
1...2...NO!!!!!!! Angle kicks out!!!!! DiBiase suddenly looks shaken, having thought he’d have the match won with that move, but J.R proclaims that Angle is too fresh to stay down that quickly. DiBiase backs his groggy opponent into the corner, opening up with shots to soften Kurt up, then hip tosses Angle out of the corner, following up with an ode to his father and the old fist drop!!! DiBiase covers, 1...2...Angle kicks out again!!! DiBiase argues with the referee, having a mini-tantrum, before stalking Kurt, waiting for Angle to stand up … and looks to apply the MILLION DOLLAR DREAM!!!!!!!!! DiBiase applies it … but only momentarily, as Angle escapes with a judo type throw!!!!!

Ted gets up, and as he does, Angle looks to run off the ropes, with DiBiase following, trying to take Kurt by surprise - but when DiBiase goes for the clothesline, Angle ducks, then catches DiBiase on the return with a BELLY TO BELLY!!!!! And from there, it’s all downhill for the youngster. DiBiase gets up, but walks right into another BELLY TO BELLY from Angle!!! Suddenly, DiBiase looks completely out of his depth, and as many feared, the King of the Ring was too much too soon for the rookie … as Angle quickly puts the finishing touches on him, delivering the ANGLE SLAM!!! Kurt doesn’t even bother with the Anklelock, and hooks the leg instead … 1...2...3!!!!!
Winner: Kurt Angle @ 02:27
*ADVANCES TO SEMI-FINALS*

Kurt Angle progresses after an early scare from DiBiase, and has his arm raised, but wastes little time, and departs the ring, looking to keep himself as fresh as possible for the semi-final; the mouth watering semi-final against Bryan Danielson later on.

Jim Ross: No time wasted by Kurt Angle!! Ted DiBiase looked to get the jump on Angle, but while it almost paid off in the end, DiBiase was just found out. Kurt Angles experience has shone through here.

Jerry Lawler: It sure did, J.R. Angle knows what it takes to get the job done, he knows what needs to be done to win this tournament. Not a second wasted here. No more energy expanded than he had to. Kurt Angle is pretty much fresh for Bryan Danielson - and lets not forget the war Danielson just went through!!

Jim Ross: And boy, what a match that should be. Kurt Angle and Bryan Danielson?? I think a lot of fans, a lot of people who have followed Bryan Danielsons career have thought of this as a dream match. A match they probably thought they may never see. But they will - they’ll see it tonight!!!

Nick Nemeth vs. CM Punk
William Regal vs. Cody Rhodes

Bryan Danielson vs. Jamie Noble
Kurt Angle vs. Ted DiBiase Jr.

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CM Punk vs. William Regal
Bryan Danielson vs. Kurt Angle

Jim Ross: And there’s the confirmation of the semi-final line up, King!! One of these four men will be crowned King of the Ring later tonight. And I can confirm that William Regal WILL compete tonight in the semi-final with CM Punk. That match will go ahead.

Jerry Lawler: It would’ve taken the British Army to prevent William Regal getting in that ring for the Semi-Final. But even all the Queens horses and all the Queens men surely couldn’t have put William Regal back together again in time for the semi-final with Punk. Surely not!?

Jim Ross: We’ll find out a little later on, partner. And when we come back - it’s a momentary break from the King of the Ring tournament. It’s about gold; tag team gold. It’s the last chance for the Angels of Anarchy to win the Tag Team Titles, but they’ve got to beat THREE men to do it.

Jerry Lawler: Yeah - three men, including the WORLD CHAMPION!!!

Jim Ross: It’s an uphill task to say the least. It’s a MUST-WIN scenario for Christopher Daniels and Englands own, Doug Williams. It’s next!!



Commercial Break



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VIDEO PACKAGE

The video begins with just a black screen, until the ‘chant’ is heard clearly…

…“E-C-DUB, E-C-DUB, E-C-DUB”…

Then, a sequence of classic ECW clips; Bam Bam Bigelow tossing Spike Dudley into the crowd and Spike crowd surfing; Rey Mysterio delivering a Hurricanrana to Juvi off a car, The Dudley Boys putting Balls Mahoney through a flaming table and Taz Tazplexing Tommy Dreamer off a balcony through a table.

…“E-C-DUB, E-C-DUB, E-C-DUB”…

Clips of RVD hitting a series of Van Daminators and Van Terminators, Sandman whacking the Singapore Cane off countless faces, whilst drinking beer and smoking on his way to the ring, and Kid Kash leaping off the ropes.

…“E-C-DUB, E-C-DUB, E-C-DUB”…

Tommy Dreamer in amongst the fans, Bam Bam Bigelow and Taz going through the ring, Sandman drinking beer off a whores breasts, Sabu colliding with barbed wire ropes,

…“E-C-DUB, E-C-DUB, E-C-DUB”…

Flashing shots of Tajiri, Dawn Marie, Justin Credible, Jerry Lynn, Mikey Whipwreck, Terry Funk, Masato Tanaka, Francine, Cactus Jack, Shane Douglas and Raven posing with his arms outstretched.

…“E-C-DUB, E-C-DUB, E-C-DUB”…

Sabu and Taz face to face, RVD diving into the crowd off a somersault plancha, Beulah getting into a cat fight, The Dudleys getting into it with fans and the ring filling up with chairs thrown in by the fans…

…“E-C-DUB, E-C-DUB, E-C-DUB”…

And end on the words hitting the screen;

ONE
NIGHT
STAND.



ECW ONE NIGHT STAND | JULY 13 | NEW YORK CITY, NY
ONLY ON PAY PER VIEW
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Walking backstage after his win, KURT ANGLE has a towel over his shoulder, not wanting to cool down too much ahead of his upcoming Semi-Final with BRYAN DANIELSON later … when from behind, he gets a pat on the back from THE BRIAN KENDRICK!!!

Angle snaps around, on guard, with Kendrick stepping back, holding his hands up innocently.

The Brian Kendrick:
Whoa - relax there, temper. Great job out there, I gotta say…

Angle says nothing, and eventually shrugs, motioning for Kendrick to get to the point.

The Brian Kendrick:
You’ve done me proud, Kurt. As my proxy in this tournament?? I couldn’t have asked for a better substitute.

Kendrick smiles, then pats his own chest.

The Brian Kendrick:
But I’ve got this from here. I’m ready to take my spot back. You hit the showers. You’ve done me proud.

Kendrick pats the shoulder of Angle - but Angle SNAPS and grips the wrist of Kendrick, then SLAMS him up against the wall - GRIPPING Kendrick by the THROAT.

Kurt Angle:
I SHOULDN’T HAVE TO BE IN THIS TOURNAMENT!!! I SHOULD BE WWE CHAMPION RIGHT NOW!!! AND AFTER ALL I’VE ALREADY GONE THROUGH TO GET THIS FAR - DON’T YOU DARE THINK YOU CAN TAKE THIS SPOT BACK!!!!

Overflowing with intensity, Angle finally relents, letting go of his grip, warning sent to Kendrick. TBK doubles over, coughing after the vice like choke.

Kurt Angle:
You even DARE walk out there to try and replace me - I’m not just gonna break your ankle … I’ll break your GOD DAMN NECK!!!

Angle then storms off, with Kendricks plan to weasel back into the tournament clearly not paying off…



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Back into the arena…

**WINGS OF A FALLEN ANGEL**

The arena lights dim to the spotlights on the stage, and the challengers for the World Tag Team Championships; Doug Williams and Christopher Daniels - THE ANGELS OF ANARCHY make their elaborate entrance, flipping their hoods off, and the lights return, with the pair making their way down the ramp ahead of their LAST shot at the tag team titles.

Jim Ross:
It’s now or never, King. Williams and Daniels have the chance tonight to FINALLY become World Tag Team Champions. The gold has eluded them to this point, and if they lose tonight, they’re frozen out of the title picture for the remainder of the Master Craftsmens reign - and who knows how long that may be.

Jerry Lawler: Well, let me just take a look at this; they lost at the Royal Rumble, they lost at the SuperBrawl, they lost at WrestleMania, they lost at Vengeance. And now they’re facing three men. I’m going out on a limb here, J.R; I predict these losers are gonna lose!!!

Jim Ross: Well, King, there’s a lot more than what meets the eye about pretty much all of those defeats. Yeah, the records books are black and white, but they don’t tell half the story.

Jerry Lawler: They tell me enough.

The challengers wait in the ring, having ditched their robes, with Doug Williams geeing up the fans especially, looking pumped up to be wrestling - and competing for gold - at home…

**MEET YOUR MASTER**

The collection of gold; the World Tag Team Championships and the World Heavyweight Championship are all on show as THE MASTER CRAFTSMEN; Brent Albright, Charlie Haas and Nick Dinsmore all make their way down the ramp, perhaps looking overconfident, with the number advantage on their side tonight against the challengers.

Jerry Lawler:
Now here’s something I can get behind, J.R - winners. GOLD!!

Jim Ross: Indeed, there’s plenty of it. The Master Craftsmen have something of a monopoly on the gold right now, after Brent Albright picked up the World Heavyweight Championship just six nights ago at Vengeance thanks to his Money in the Bank contract. But let’s not forget - he’ll be defending that title this Monday on Raw. Shelton Benjamin and Rey Mysterio are set to go one on one for the right to challenge Albright. That match kicks off the broadcast this Monday, and the winner will get his shot later in the night.

Jerry Lawler: Yeah, but tonight, all of Brent Albrights focus will be on helping his team mates. To get these challengers out of their hair, so that Haas and Dinsmore can focus on helping Albright keep his gold.

The Master Craftsmen enter the ring, handing over their gold to the official, as the ring disperses and we get set for the tag team title match…

WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS MATCH:
The Master Craftsmen defend against The Angels of Anarchy
*ANGELS OF ANARCHYS LAST SHOT*
Williams and Haas kick things off, locking up right away, and the fans pop for their native getting the upper hand with a side headlock takedown off the bat. Haas squirms free, but Williams knocks him down with a shoulder block, and quickly tries to go for the CHAOS THEORY … but Dinsmore tags Haas, and cuts off Williams before he can deliver the move. Dinsmore stomps Doug down by the ropes, picking him up, sending Williams off - but Doug ducks under a clothesline, and catches Dinsmore with a powerslam!!!! Williams tags Daniels in, with Daniels springing off the ropes with a dropkick to Dinsmore, making a cover, but as he does, Charlie Haas comes into the ring, looking to stomp Daniels - but Daniels senses it coming, and moves, with Haas stomping his own partner!!!!!

Daniels then tosses Haas out of the ring … but BRENT ALBRIGHT comes in from behind - HALF NELSON SUPLEX TO DANIELS!!!!!! Albright slips out of the ring, making the most of the distraction, with the referee busy focusing on Haas. Dinsmore crawls into a cover, and Rod Zapata makes the count … 1...2...WILLIAMS BREAKS THE COUNT!!!!! Doug is forced back out of the ring, as Albright quickly enters - slapping his hands to indicate a tag - and he begins to stomp Daniels. The World Heavyweight Champion backs Daniels into the corner, but is surprised as the Fallen Angel fires up, punching his way out of trouble in the corner, then ducks a clothesline, and puts Brent down with a dropkick - then another - before reeling off a pair of arm drags. Daniels gets up, with Williams taking it upon himself to tag his partner - and Daniels doesn’t seem too impressed by it.

Doug Williams stands Albright up, looking to Daniels, motioning for the TOTAL ELIMINATION, but the Fallen Angel is a little too slow to react - and Haas is able to trip Daniels from the outside, dragging him out of the ring!!! Williams then scores with a baseball slide to Haas, saving Daniels, and gets back up - CATCHING DINSMORE COMING OFF THE TOP - EXPLODER SUPLEX!!!!!!! Williams bounces up, fired up - and blocks a shot from Albright, beating the World Champion to the punch, then runs off the ropes - but runs right into a BELLY TO BELLY from Albright!!!!! The World Champion drags Williams up quickly, onto his shoulders … ACE IN THE HOLE!!!!!!! He makes the cover … as Christopher Daniels gets up onto the apron … but WATCHES as the count is made … 1...2...3!!!!!!!!!!
Winners: And STILL World Tag Team Champions - The Master Craftsmen @ 03:58

Daniels comes in to break the count - but he’s FAR too late to do it, as Albright gets the job done for the Master Craftsmen, beating Doug Williams - and it means the Angels of Anarchy CANNOT challenge for the titles for as long as The Master Craftsmen hold the gold!!!

Jim Ross: I don’t know what happened there … I can only imagine that it was a lapse in concentration on Christopher Daniels part. It looked to me that he had plenty of time to break the count there …

Jerry Lawler: Looks like it to me too, J.R. What was Christopher Daniels thinking??

Jim Ross: Well, it’s a mistake that has cost Daniels and Doug Williams dearly. They’re OUT of the title picture. And it could be a LONG time before the Master Craftsmen lose those titles.

Jerry Lawler: And Christopher Daniels only has himself to blame.

The Master Craftsmen regroup on the floor, all clutching their respective gold, getting a QUICK win tonight, whilst in the ring, Daniels kneels down, tending to Williams, but doesn’t look too upset to have lost their final shot at the tag titles.

Jim Ross: A very strange turn of events. But you gotta feel for the Angels of Anarchy. After all they’ve put in over this last year since coming to the WWE … it looks as if this team are destined to never hold the World Tag Team Championships.

Jerry Lawler:
I called it, J.R. Losers lose. But again, I gotta say, Christopher Daniels didn’t help his teams cause.

Jim Ross:
No, he didn’t. And you gotta wonder what’s next for the Angels of Anarchy??

Meanwhile, Doug doesn’t appear to be aware that Daniels COULD have saved the match, and is helped up by Daniels, with Williams looking much more upset at the loss, as he watches Haas, Dinsmore and Albright depart up the ramp.



Commercial Break



Returning straight into the arena…

**THIS FIRE BURNS**

Hitting the stage with a cocky swagger, CM PUNK has a smirk etched on his face, full of confidence, with the Intercontinental Title around his waist. Kneeling down, he feels around on the stage, before bellowing; “IT‘S CLOBBERIN TIME!!!!”

Jim Ross: It may well be ‘Clobbering Time’ because CM Punk is about to face a man who was savagely assaulted earlier tonight!! William Regal had defeated Cody Rhodes before Rhodes and his tag team partner, Ken Doane, attacked him backstage, and from what we’ve been told, Regal was knocked out COLD during that confrontation.

Jerry Lawler: Regal will be severely hampered here, J.R, and you can guarantee CM Punk wont be cutting him any slack. Punk is here to be King of the Ring - he doesn’t care what happens. Look at him - he’s loving it!! He knows he’s got a free pass here!!!

Jim Ross: Indeed he may. And you’re absolutely right - CM Punk will show no mercy to Regal regardless of the veterans condition.

Punk climbs into the ring, showing off his title belt for the second time tonight, having a few words for the fans, before patiently waiting for Regal, standing in the middle of the ring, arms outstretched, smiling broadly…

**REGALITY**

The fans come alive again for their fellow Brit, but WILLIAM REGAL looks worse for wear, with no robe, and his hair dishevelled. Regal still manages to nod to the fans as he somewhat staggers down the ramp.

Jim Ross:
This doesn’t look good, King-

Jerry Lawler: If we didn’t know better, you’d say Regal was drunk. I have a bad feeling about this J.R.

Jim Ross: You and me both, King. I don’t think Regal should be competing here. I know we’re in his backyard an all, but let’s be sensible.

Jerry Lawler: Easier said than done. I doubt anyone could’ve prevented Regal from coming out here to compete.

Regal takes his time getting up the steps, and climbs into the ring, with John Cone holding Punk off, stopping him from attacking Regal before the bell, with Punk wanting to get this finished quickly. Cone checks with Regal if he’s ready, with the Brit nodding, and the bell is rung…

~ KING OF THE RING SEMI FINAL ~
William Regal vs. CM Punk
And straight away, CM Punk races across the ring, blasting Regal with forearms to the face, wasting little time. He quickly applies a hammerlock, and delivers the PEPSI TWIST, quickly hooking the leg, 1...2...KICK OUT!!!!! Punk tells Cone to get in position quicker, before applying a rear chinlock on Regal, trying to wear the veteran down further. Punk trash talks the fans whilst putting the squeeze on Regal, and once he feels Regal stirring, Punk lets go of the hold, and pushes Regal down, dropping a knee on his face, slowing Regal down further. Punk drops another knee before a lateral press, 1...2...NO!!! Regal relies on his survival instincts, keeping the match alive, but the fans fall silent, harbouring little hope for their fellow Brit pulling it off given the earlier moments of the match.

Punk waits for Regal to get up, and it does take a while, with Regal spaghetti legged, peeling off the ropes, walking into Punks path, with the I.C Champion getting the Brit up onto his shoulders - but Regal is able to slip off, and CRACKS Punk with a STIFF forearm, then a European Uppercut, rocking Punk, with Punk trying to stop the comeback, going for a kick - caught by Regal - and Regal spins Punk around - CATCHING HIM WITH A NECKBREAKER!!!!! Regal shakes the cobwebs loose, and hooks the leg, 1...2...KICK OUT!!!!! Punk survives, but is met by Regal as he gets up, with the Brit blasting Punk with right hands, before applying a wristlock. And with Punk trapped, Regal opens up with stiff kicks to the gut and chest, then twists the arm, with Punk flipping onto the mat. Regal drops an elbow, then covers, sticking his forearm into Punks face, 1...2...NO!!!!!

Regal is surprising everyone thus far, especially J.R and Lawler, with the commentators saying Regal is toughing it out, and that Punk maybe took him too lightly. Regal takes Punk back over with a snap mare, then lands a STIFF kick to the back, before picking Punk back up, looking for a suplex - BLOCKED - Punk blocks the suplex, and spins out of danger, catching Regal with a Muay Thai kick, then an array of leg kicks, before DROPPING Regal with a roundhouse kick!!! “That could be all she wrote!!” comments J.R, given the head trauma Regal has already suffered, with the cover made by Punk, 1...2...NO!!!!! Punk drags Regal up, looking to shoot him across the ring, but Regal reverses it, sending Punk instead!! Punk stumbles out of the corner, RIGHT INTO A REGAL PLEX!!!!!!! Regal hooks the leg … 1...2...PUNK KICKS OUT!!!!! The wind goes out of the sails of the fans inside the o2 Arena, as Regal himself winces at the near fall.

Punk rolls out onto the apron, with Regal slow to get up, still worse for wear after his beating earlier. The Brit comes to meet Punk at the ropes, but Punk blocks a shot, blasting Regal with a forearm shot, forcing the veteran back … allowing Punk to spring off the ropes, catching Regal with a flying clothesline!!! Punk stands back up, motioning to the fans that it’s ‘NAP TIME’, as he waits for Regal to get up … and gets the veteran up for the GTS again … but Regal DESPERATELY elbows at Punk, freeing himself from the GTS, putting Punk on his knees, and looks for the KNEE TREMBLER - NO!!!! Punk avoids it, and takes Regal down … ANACONDA VISE!!!!!!!!! Regal squirms, trying to escape the clutches of the Anaconda Vise … but he cant, and he cant counter … he cant find the ropes … but he REFUSES to tap … and instead … PASSES OUT, forcing John Cone to call for the bell!!!!
Winner: CM Punk @ 04:39
*ADVANCES TO FINALS*

Punk eventually releases the submission hold, and laughs, as the official raises his arm, with Punk progressing to the final - one match away from becoming the 2008 King of the Ring.

Jim Ross: CM Punk wins. And the dream for William Regal - is over.

Jerry Lawler: There’s no room in the WWE for sentiment, J.R. William Regal gave it his best shot, but CM Punk was just too fresh, too young, and too good. That’s the reality. As good as William Regal is and has been … he’s not as good as CM Punk. Not on this night.

Jim Ross: And now, CM Punk advances to the final. He has the opportunity to follow in the footsteps of Stone Cold Steve Austin, Bret Hart, Triple H and the current WWE Champion, Edge. For William Regal though, it’ll be a case of what may have been - just what could have been, had the New Standard not been such sore losers…

Regal is left on the mat, with the official checking on him, calling for help to bring him around, whilst Punk leaves the ring, jawing with fans, making mock tear gestures as he walks up the ramp.

Jim Ross: There’s no need for this!! Ya won the match!! Quit trying to rile these fans, and get your ass ready for the final!!!

Jerry Lawler: Let him enjoy it, J.R!! He’s earned this moment!!

In the ring, Regal sits up, coming around, having to be told by the official and the medics that his King of the Ring ambitions are over. And it truly is over - it’s Regal third and FINAL opportunity to win the King of the Ring tournament.

Jim Ross: The dream ends here for William Regal. And when we come back, another mans dreams will be shattered - will it be the title ambitions of Kurt Angle?? Or the glass ceiling preventing Bryan Danielson from the upper echelon?? What a match it promises to be - the second King of the Ring semi-final - NEXT!!!!



Commercial Break



 
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VIDEO PACKAGE

Opening shot of the American Flag waving proudly.

“Come join us for a CELEBRATION!!”

Sounds of fireworks going off, in between high impact moves from Batista, Kurt Angle & MNM.

“Of all things AMERICAN!!”

Shots of fans celebrating, in amongst Triple H spitting water, Bryan Danielson soaring out of the ring and Edge setting off his pyro.

“It‘s Smackdowns biggest PARTY of the year”

Champagne bottle cork flying off, street parties and beach parties, with shots of Melina’s famous ring entrance, Jeff Hardy delivering a Swanton and MVP bursting through his set.

“It‘s a GREAT …”

Fireworks and flashing shots of Lashley, Jamie Noble, Matt Hardy in action.

“…AMERICAN … ”

Cheers and shots of Triple H, Kurt Angle, Edge hitting finishers.

“…BASH!!!”



WWE GREAT AMERICAN BASH | JULY 20 | CHARLOTTE, NC
ONLY ON PAY PER VIEW
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*BANNER CREDIT; RANTHELLACIOUS*



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Back into the arena, BRYAN DANIELSON is already making his way to the ring, slapping hands with fans on the ramp, before climbing between the ropes, bouncing up and down…

Jim Ross:
Earlier tonight, Bryan Danielson had to overcome Jamie Noble to progress to this Semi-Final in a hard hitting, physical contest - they damn near went twenty minutes. In contrast, Kurt Angle went less than five. How much of an advantage does that give Kurt Angle, King??

Jerry Lawler: A huge one. If both men were coming into this match completely fresh and well rested, you’d automatically favour Kurt Angle. With that war with Jamie Noble under his belt, Bryan Danielson has to be spent. Angle on the other hand, is pretty much fresh. That match with Ted DiBiase was really just a warm up. As good as he is, and as impressive as his run has been in this tournament, I think Bryan Danielson is about to see his run brought to an abrupt halt.

Jim Ross: Such a mouth-watering prospect this match. So many fans ‘online’ that have followed the career of Bryan Danielson before he made it to the WWE have wanted to see Danielson face Angle for years. Tonight - right now - they’re about to see it.

Jerry Lawler: And they could find themselves highly disappointed in the outcome…

**MEDAL**

It’s another pop for the legendary KURT ANGLE, who, unlike earlier, DOES go through his pyro routine, setting it off, taking his time to walk down the ramp on this occasion, unlike his earlier contest with Ted DiBiase Junior. Angle looks fully focused, a man on a mission, whilst Danielson puffs his cheeks in the ring, waiting for Angle.

Jim Ross:
He came into this night as the odds-on favourite, and for good reason; he won this tournament as a rookie in 2000, and came a whisker away from retaining the crown twelve months later. He was the only multiple time WWE Champion in the field - no one has the resume of Kurt Angle. Not only in this tournament - but in the entire WWE.

Jerry Lawler: Kurt Angle has done it all, J.R. He’s not had it all his own way during this tournament, but he’s here, and he’s in a perfect position to go all the way.

Jim Ross: And as you say - Angle has NOT had it all his own way. He very nearly fell at the first hurdle when he beat Johnny Nitro with thirty seconds to spare. Damien Sandow gave him trouble too - but he’s overcome those obstacles. And though some feel Angle underestimated the competition initially, you can bet your ass that Angle isn’t taking ANYONE lightly now. Especially not Bryan Danielson.

Jerry Lawler: He’d better not. I know I’ve picked Kurt Angle - but Danielson is no joke, J.R. He’s lost ONCE since debuting in the WWE. Once. That said; he’s never faced anyone like Kurt Angle. And Kurt Angle will be keenly aware of that.

Angle hit’s the ring, pirouetting as he steps inside, as Danielson watches from his corner, slightly smiling as he waits. There’s a respectful nod from the former Cruiserweight Champion to Angle as the music dies down, and Angle nods back at Danielson, showing his opponents some respect before the match.

~ KING OF THE RING SEMI FINAL ~
Kurt Angle vs. Bryan Danielson
The bell rings amidst a lot of anticipation inside the o2. Angle stares across the ring, asking his opponent “you ready, kid?” Danielson nods, and starts to bounce up and down, shifting around the ring, as does Angle, before they focus fully on the opponent, and both men go in for a lock up. They struggle for a split second, before Angle overpowers Bryan, and shoves him into the corner, with Danielson hitting with quite a thud, dropping to a knee after impact!!! Angle looks happy with the outcome, and plays to the fans, whilst Danielson reaches for the middle rope, and pulls himself back up. Bryan doesn’t look fazed, and is comfortable going in for another lock up, and again, they struggle for a split second, before Angle overpowers Bryan, sending him down again!!! Angle looks around, and stretches out his arms, looking dominant, as Danielson grimaces, pulling himself up.

Danielson stands in the corner, and takes a second to think, as Kurt stares across at him, smiling broadly. Bryan moves around the ring quickly, with Angle moving around too, before they meet in the centre for a third lock up. This time, Bryan is quick to go behind, but just as he thinks he has one upped Angle, Angle trips the leg, taking Bryan down, and drops to the mat, but as he attempt to grab the ankle, Danielson rolls through, escaping danger. Retreating to the corner, Danielson takes a moment to think again, as Angle has a smile etched on his face, feeling like he has Danielsons number.

Picking himself up, Danielson RUSHES to the centre and locks up with much more aggression, and surprises Angle with a wristlock out of the collar and elbow. Danielson yanks the body part, forcing Angle to double over, but Kurt manages to switch the positions, applying a wristlock of his own. Danielson takes a knee, then rolls through, looking to escape the hold, and surprises Angle again, this time with an arm drag. Angle doesn’t look happy at being out wrestled by Danielson, but Bryan enjoys his moment of superiority, smiling at Angle. Kurt slaps the mat in frustration, getting back up, and both men briskly make their way to the centre again, but instead of locking up, Kurt takes Bryan by surprise, with a firemans carry takeover.

He looks to go to work on a grounded Bryan, but Danielson surprises Angle, applying a head scissors, taking Angle over, but Kurt quickly slips out of the hold. Despite that though, Angle looks a little angry he was out wrestled on that occasion again by Danielson. He hunches down for a second as Danielson gets to his feet, looking a little more confident after another sequence where he out wrestled Kurt. Quickly, Angle shoots up, and runs at the former Cruiserweight Champion, but Danielson thinks quickly again, taking Angle over with a side headlock takedown, applying the side headlock in the process!!! Angle kicks the mat with his foot, perhaps showing his frustration, and J.R suggests that Angle took Bryan a little lightly.

Angle grabs the arm of his opponent, and tries to power out of the hold, but Danielson keeps the simple submission locked on. This isn’t for long though, as Angle swivels, and frees himself nicely out of the hold. Both men are quick to their feet, not wanting to get caught on the ground, and as they rise, Danielson catches Angle with a surprising European Uppercut!! Angle staggers from the shot, but looks offended, and STRIKES BACK at Bryan, delivering his own European Uppercut to his opponent. They trade another set of Uppercuts back and forth, and a third time, before Angle has enough and CLOBBERS Danielson with a stiff clothesline!!!!! Angle clearly wasn’t enjoying the back and forth, and he appears to be getting himself more fired up, slapping his own face.

The Olympian comes for Danielson, taking advantage of his groggy state, going for a front face lock. Angle tries to squeeze the air from his opponent, but Bryan pushes himself up slightly, before performing a hand stand type manoeuvre, freeing himself from the hold, much to the chagrin of a bewildered Kurt Angle, who has been surprised by the opening exchange from Danielson. Angle shakes his head, and the two men meet in the centre of the ring again. Danielson ducks under the lunge from Angle though, and executes a drop toe hold, then adds insult to injury by dropping down, and moving around the back of Angle, riding his opponent, ending the humiliation with a few slaps around the back of the head, infuriating Kurt further, with Lawler suggesting that that wasn’t a wise move from Bryan.

It shows the confidence building within Danielson though, whilst Angle kicks the ropes in frustration when he gets to his feet. Angle calms himself down slightly, before breathing deeply, and turns back around, staring at Danielson. Bryan now appears to be full of confidence, having proven he is able to hang with the Olympian on the mat, and appears to have earned the respect of Kurt. They circle once again, but before they can lock up, Kurt goes low with a kick to the gut, and he TOSSES Danielson through the ropes!!! Angle, losing his cool, shouts out at Danielson; “You wanna play with the big boys?? You have no idea what you‘re getting into!!” Danielson then looks to jump back into the ring, but Angle stops him with a kick, sending him to the floor again!!!

Kurt then leans over the ropes, shouting to Danielson, “You have to earn your way into MY ring!!!” … which prompts Danielson to trip Angle from the ring, and drag him out onto the floor!!! Danielson, showing no fear of Angle, lights him up with another uppercut forearm, forcing Kurt to back up, but as Danielson lunges toward him - Angle catches Danielson - BELLY TO BELLY ON THE FLOOR!!!!! The o2 explodes, and Angle pops up, pirouetting on the floor; “THAT‘S WHAT I‘M TALKIN ABOUT!!!” Angle picks Danielson up, and SLAMS his face off the steel steps - getting a stern warning from the official, with Kurt backing up, protesting his innocence … UNTIL DANIELSON LEAPS AT HIM - AND THE TWO MEN TUMBLE OVER THE ANNOUNCE TABLE!!!!! It’s breaking down in the King of the Ring semi-final, with both men down, as we head to a commercial…



Commercial Break



Back live, Angle has a front face lock applied on Danielson, allowing us to see highlights during the commercials, where both men got back into the ring - just beating a ten count from Jimmy Korderas - and then, after Danielson sent Angle into the corner, Kurt got a foot up to stop Bryans momentum, and took over from there, wearing Danielson down. Angle keeps his front face lock applied in the ring now, pressing down on Danielson as he tries to escape. Bryan eventually battles to his feet, forcing Angle to release the hold, but Kurt then immediately clubs the back of his rival, softening Danielson, and looks for a GERMAN SUPLEX - but Danielson holds the ropes for dear life to avoid the impact.

Angle is forced to give it up momentarily, then clubs the back of Danielson, trying to break his grip, and drags him from the ropes, attempting the German again - but Bryan counters, and rolls through for a cover … 1...2...NO!!! Angle bounces up, looking for a clothesline, but Danielson ducks it, and grips Angle from behind … HITTING A RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX TO ANGLE!!!!!!!! There’s a stunned reaction from the fans, as Danielson hits Angle with a German … and he’s not done there - Danielson gets back to his feet, and lunges in as Angle rises, gripping Kurt again … GERMAN SUPLEX - BRIDGING FOR A COUNT … 1...2...ANGLE KICKS OUT!!!!! Angle JUST kicks out in time after a tight bridge from Danielson for the count. J.R comments on the trouble Danielson is giving Angle, stating that he’s more than earning Kurts respect in this match.

With Angle struggling to his knees, Danielson is able to execute his array of kicks to the chest, firing off three of them, but on the fourth - ANGLE GRABS THE LEG … AND LOOKS TO APPLY AN ANKLE LOCK!!!!! NO!!!!! Danielson kicks Angle away, and with Kurt still on his knees, Bryan is able to score with a SHINING WIZARD!!!!! Danielson hooks the leg, 1...2...KICK OUT!!!!! Danielson sits Angle up, and locks the arm, before drilling Kurt with elbows, driving them into the shoulder of the Olympian, softening him up with a relentless assault, before dragging Kurt to his feet, snapping off a suplex. Shooing Korderas out of the way, Danielson climbs the turnbuckles, going up top, possibly for the flying head butt … but as he climbs to the top - ANGLE EXPLODES TO HIS FEET … CHARGING UP THE ROPES - BELLY TO BELLY OFF THE TOP!!!!!!!!!!!!

There’s a huge reaction inside the o2 for the big spot, but Angle doesn’t bother with a cover, but instead uses the HUGE Belly to Belly to give himself a chance to recover and establish control. Kurt gets to his feet, stalking Danielson, and pounds the back, then shoves him into the corner, opening up with his overhand right hands, with Danielson unable to block them, eating punch after punch from Kurt. The Olympian drags Danielson out of the corner, delivering another European Uppercut, sending Danielson falling into the ropes, stumbling back out - into the path of another Belly to Belly from Angle!!! Angle motions that it’s over, and stalks his weary opponent … lunging in - ANGLE SLAM - NO!!! Danielson lands behind, holding the arm … tripping Angle … AND APPLIES A LEBELL LOCK!!!!!!!!

It’s the first time Danielson has used this hold (in this thread) and he has Angle trapped in the middle of the ring!!! J.R puts the hold over, and despite it being a new hold for Danielson for the fans to see, they do react - possibly given the similarity of the hold to the world renowned Crossface. Angle is trapped in the middle of the ring, but shifts over, rolling through, pinning Danielson - 1...2...NO!!! Danielson rolls back through, into the hold again!!!! Angle is in trouble, but the fresher Olympian has the energy to claw to the ropes, eventually getting his free arm on the bottom rope, forcing the hold to be broken, with Danielson letting go at four - making the most of the five count. Korderas warns Danielson as he gets to his feet, but Bryan shrugs, telling Korderas; “I have to the count of five.”

ANGLE EXPLODES - TRIPPING DANIELSON - ANKLE LOCK APPLIED!!!!!!!!!!

Kurt Angle takes full advantage of Danielson taking his eye off the ball for a moment - and it could cost him dearly!!!!! Angle has the ankle lock applied with Danielson caught in the middle of the ring, yanking the limb, shouting for Bryan to “TAP!!”, as J.R wonders how much Danielson has left to give … and with Bryan burying his head in the mat, it might not be much more … UNTIL DANIELSON ROLLS THROUGH … COUNTERING THE ANKLE LOCK … AND APPLIES THE LEBELL LOCK AGAIN!!!!!! Angle is trapped again, in the middle of the ring … as Lawler blurts out; “I DON’T BELIEVE THIS!!!” stunned at Danielson being able to match Angle to this extent. Kurt isn’t able to crawl to the ropes this time … but he is able to roll through again, pinning Danielson … 1...2...NO!!!! This time, Danielson has to release the hold in order to escape the pin.

Danielson bounces up quickly though, charging at Angle - but Angle ducks under him - GERMAN SUPLEX!!!!!! AND HE HANGS ON!!!! Angle keeps the waistlock applied, dragging Danielson up … and Bryans efforts to grab the ropes is futile … as Angle pops off a SECOND German … and STILL holds on!!!!! Once more, Danielson tries to grab the ropes to escape the inevitable … but Angle is too strong … and delivers a THIRD German Suplex!!!!! This time it’s a release German, sending Danielson across the ring, and Angle climbs back to his feet, AND DOWN COME THE STRAPS!!!!!!! Angle wants to finish Danielson off, and grabs the ankle again … but as he applies the ANKLE LOCK … DANIELSON ROLLS THROUGH … PINNING PREDICAMENT … 1...2...ANGLE JUST ESCAPES!!!!!

Angle pops up straight after his kick out, and BLASTS the slower Danielson, turning him INSIDE OUT with a devastating clothesline!!!! Angle follows Danielson to the corner, stomping his tiring opponent, before dragging Bryan to his feet, punishing him with overhand punches and European uppercuts, relentlessly hammering the former Cruiserweight Champion. Angle grabs Danielson by the face, foaming at the mouth as he shouts at him; “I NEED THIS - NOW STAY DOWN!!!” … before executing a Belly to Belly out of the corner!!! Angle presses down for the cover, 1...2...SHOULDER UP!!!!! Angle sits up on his knees, shaking his head, looking down at the spirited Danielson, shouting again; “JUST STAY DOWN!!! DON’T MAKE ME HURT YOU!!” before standing back up.

From the canvas, Danielson flails his arms a little, trying to do anything to get back up, but cant. Kurt stomps the ankle, now looking to go home, and starts softening up the ankle. Bryan rolls around the mat, trying to avoid his ankle getting punished, but he cant avoid the stomps from Angle. Eventually, in an act of desperation, Bryan grabs the bottom rope, and Angle is forced to back off, giving Danielson a moment to recover - much to Angles chagrin. On commentary though, J.R and Lawler both agree that Danielson looks exhausted, and claim it’s a matter of time before Angle finishes him off. Slowly, Bryan musters the energy to pull himself to his feet, but looks absolutely exhausted. Angle sees this as easy pickings, and charges Danielson into the corner, with no resistance from the weary opponent.

Kurt rams his shoulder into the mid section of Danielson four times, before quickly dropping to his knees, and goes for the ankle, tripping Bryan down, and manages to apply for hold for a split second, but Danielson is able to catch the bottom rope on his way down, quickly forcing a break. Angle looks to hide his frustrations, but he pushes past the referee once Danielson is up, and looks for the ANGLE SLAM out of the ropes … BUT DANIELSON MANAGES TO LAND BEHIND HIM … AND HIT’S THE DRAGON SUPLEX … PINNING ANGLE … 1...2...ANGLE KICKS OUT JUST IN THE NICK OF TIME!!!!!! Almost out of nowhere, Danielson had it, but Angle JUST survives the stunning suplex, but Danielson still has the arms locked … AND HE TURNS OVER … CATTLE MUTILATION!!!!!!!!

The fans in London rise to their feet in anticipation, knowing how dangerous the Cattle Mutilation is … and Angle is trapped in it for the first time in his career … with Danielson putting EVERYTHING into it, clasping the arms, whilst Kurt moves his feet, trying to find the sanctuary of ropes. J.R and Lawler both talk about how big an upset this could be if Danielson submits Angle … and with Angle unable to find the ropes, it looks like a serious possibility. The camera momentarily shifts to CM Punk in the locker room, sat down, watching the action closely … before going back live, with Angle is SERIOUS trouble … seemingly on the verge of giving up … when he FINALLY gets his feet on the ropes!!! Danielson is forced the release the hold, looking crestfallen at his failure to get the job done on that occasion, sitting on his knees, head bowed.

Danielson pushes himself back up, and strikes Angle with kicks to the gut in the corner, softening him up, allowing him to back up to the opposite corner, and charge in, RUNNING DROPKICK TO ANGLE IN THE CORNER!!!! Danielson gets up, and takes off again, hitting ANOTHER running dropkick in the corner … gets up, and hits ANOTHER running dropkick in the corner!!!!! Angle slumps down in the corner, with Danielson dragging him out of the corner, hooking the leg, 1...2...KICK OUT!!!!! Angle kicks out, and Danielson quickly looks to hook up the arms again … LOOKING FOR CATTLE MUTILATION ONCE MORE - NO!!!!! Angle rolls through, escaping Danielsons clutches, and as he gets up, Angle meets Danielson with a overhand right to the skull, and then shoots him to the corner - but Danielson backflips out of the corner … ONLY FOR ANGLE TO BE WAITING - ANGLE SLAM!!!!!!!

ANGLE SLAM CONNECTS!!!! BUT DANIELSON ROLLS OUT OF THE RING AFTER IMPACT!!!!!!!

Angle cant believe it!!! Kurt desperately hangs through the ropes, looking down at Danielson on the floor, knowing surely he’d be down for a three count. Angle climbs out of the ring, having to come for Danielson, whilst Lawler is crying out; “STAY IN THE RING!!! LET HIM GET COUNTED OUT!!!” J.R suggests that Angle wants to win the right way - or perhaps he’s been thrown off his game so much by Danielsons fight, the thought hasn’t crossed his mind. Angle drags Danielson up, shaking his head, before rolling Bryan back in. Angle follows, and stands over Danielson, telling him matter of factly; “Don’t make this any harder.” … Angle then reaches down to drag Danielson up … WHEN DANIELSON SURPRISES THE OLYMPIAN WITH A SMALL PACKAGE … 1...2...3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Angle kicks out … but it’s a FRACTION too late … JUST as it was at Judgment Day when he failed to beat Edge!!!!!
Winner: Bryan Danielson @ 19:16
*ADVANCES TO FINAL*

Jim Ross:
I DON’T BELIEVE IT!!! DID- YES - BRYAN DANIELSON HAS BEATEN KURT ANGLE!!! BAH GAWD - BRYAN DANIELSON HAS BEATEN KURT ANGLE!!!!

Jerry Lawler: OH MY!!! I’m in shock, J.R!!

Jim Ross: We ALL are!! I think even Bryan Danielson is!!!

Angle is sat up in shock, with Danielson sat across from him, with his arm raised in victory. Both men are on their knees, both look stunned for different reasons, and both look across from one another.

Jim Ross: What an incredible match!! What an incredible display of athleticism and grit, and determination from BOTH these men!! Bryan Danielson - in the biggest match of his career - has just scored the biggest win; BY FAR of his career!!! Bryan Danielson has JUST beaten Kurt Angle!!!

Jerry Lawler: And he has to come back out here later!!! He still has to compete in the FINAL!! Let’s not forget, J.R - this is a SEMI-FINAL!!

Jim Ross: You gotta wonder though, King, what could Danielson possibly have left to offer?? He’s gotta be absolutely exhausted!! He’s had TWO LONG, PHYSICAL matches - he’s just had the match of his life, and he somehow has to do it ALL over again!!!

Jerry Lawler: This result suits one man, J.R. And he’s sat in the locker room right now, probably with a huge grin on his face. CM Punk is probably getting his speech ready right now!!!

Jim Ross: That wouldn’t surprise me. But King, CM Punk better not overlook Danielson. Despite what he’s had to go through to reach the final tonight, Bryan Danielson will be going to that final to win.

Still on their knees, Angle and Danielson share a few words which aren’t heard on camera, and both men get to their feet … receiving a STANDING OVATION from the fans. Both men look around the o2 arena, soaking up the fans appreciation for their efforts, before Angle pats Danielson on the back, then SHAKES DANIELSONS HAND!!!!!

Jim Ross: LISTEN TO THAT OVATION!!!!! Look at the respect from Kurt Angle to Bryan Danielson!!! That’s what it’s all about!!!

Jerry Lawler: I’m a little surprised Angle is taking it this well, J.R.

Jim Ross: Well, sometimes, you’ve just gotta accept that you were beaten by the better man. Tonight, Kurt Angle, perhaps he underestimated Danielson, maybe not. But he was beaten by the better man on this night. And like a man, Angle has accepted the defeat with graciousness.

There’s a bigger reaction from the fans for that, with Angle pointing to the fans, seemingly telling Danielson this is his moment, before leaving the ring, and limping up the ramp, head bowed in disappointment.

Jim Ross: And now, we need to take a breather I think, King. What a rollercoaster. And we’ve still got the Finals of the King of the Ring to come - and what a final it promises to be. Raws Intercontinental Champion, CM Punk, meets Smackdowns former Cruiserweight Champion, Bryan Danielson.

Jerry Lawler: I cant wait, J.R!!!

Jim Ross: And we’re gonna focus a lot more on that match before the final a little later - but we’re going to be getting set for another huge stakes match in just a few moments. Chris Jericho and Rob Van Dam are about to collide - for the last time - inside a steel cage.

Jerry Lawler: And either Mister Money in the Bank or the Whole Damn Show is gonna LEAVE the WWE after the match!!!

Jim Ross: It doesn’t get much bigger than that, King. But before that - just look at this response. Whether he wins or loses in the final tonight, I think it’s safe to say that a star has been born tonight in Bryan Danielson.

In the ring, Danielson enjoys the moment, thanking the fans for their respect, but he has to come back out again very soon to fight in the final. Danielson continues to stand in the ring though, as we head into a commercial.



Commercial Break



Back from the commercial, we get a split screen of CHRIS JERICHO (with the Money in the Bank briefcase in his hand) and ROB VAN DAM, with the Steel Cage Match just moments away…

Jim Ross:
Fear, trepidation. Both men are bound to be having those feelings right now, with their careers in the balance.

Jerry Lawler: And I don’t blame ‘em, J.R. Could you imagine if your career was at stake??

Jim Ross: I’ve been fired more times than I care to remember, King. And it’s a feeling I wouldn’t wish on my worst enemy. But - one of these men is about to wrestle their last match inside a WWE ring. Let’s take a look at how this all came together tonight…



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~ CHRIS JERICHO vs. ROB VAN DAM; VIDEO PACKAGE ~
- Clips of Chris Jericho cheating to defeat Rob Van Dam at WrestleMania, over the top of comments from both men talking about stealing the show at the event, with Jericho pulling the wool over Van Dams eyes.

- Comments from Jericho following WrestleMania, explaining his heel turn, talking about being left behind, and realising that to compete in this day and age, you have to leave your morals behind, over the top of clips of RVD attacking Jericho in the weeks that followed, looking for revenge.

- Jericho then wins the Money in the Bank briefcase at Judgment Day, chaining RVD to the ladder in order to win the match, along with his pre-Judgment Day comments where he said the smartest man would win.
- Shots of Jericho’s MITB victory celebration speech, and the ensuing attack from Van Dam, along with Van Dams promise that he’d NEVER let Jericho cash in his contract.

- This leads to GM {at that time} The Brian Kendrick making the match for this show, after Jericho demanded Kendrick do something about RVD - but he didn’t expect Kendrick to put Jerichos career at stake.

- Jericho complains about the match, believing he shouldn’t have to put his career at stake after winning Money in the Bank, but his protests fall on deaf ears, and during the contract signing, Van Dam puts Jericho through the table with a Five Star Frog Splash.

- The video ends with Jericho trying - and failing - to cash in his briefcase, with RVD preventing him from doing so, along with soundbites from both men and the announcers, hyping the stakes of the match, bringing the career of one iconic superstar to an end tonight…
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Back into the arena, and the STEEL CAGE begins to lower, with the fans cheering in the arena, as the ominous music plays…

Jim Ross: Here we go, King!!

Jerry Lawler: Ugh, I’ve got a bad feeling, J.R. This cant be fair to Chris Jericho.

Jim Ross: You could argue it isn’t fair to either man. But it’s come to this. One legendary WWE Champion is about to be banished from the WWE forever. We’re about to see Chris Jericho or Rob Van Dam for the very last time in a WWE ring…

Charles Robinson enters the ring now, as workers make sure the cage is secure…

{/THIRD HOUR}

Jim Ross:
And folks, three ways to win this match; pinfall, submission, or escaping the cage - either over the top or through the door, with both feet touching the floor.

Jerry Lawler:
And that’s a big issue Chris Jericho had. He’s worried that RVD will escape that cage and cost Jericho his career.



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**BREAK THE WALLS DOWN**

Minus the old countdown, and carrying the Money in the Bank briefcase (which could end up being worthless pretty soon if he loses tonight), CHRIS JERICHO makes his way out, still looking unhappy that this match is even happening tonight. He shows off the briefcase, and shouts out; “I earned this!! I don’t deserve to be treated like this!!!”

Jim Ross:
Chris Jericho had better get his mind focused on the task at hand here!! He needs to quit cryin and accept what’s happening, or he’s gonna find himself without a job very, very quickly!! There’s no point complaining anymore!!

Jerry Lawler:
You’d be the same if someone was trying to take away everything you worked for, J.R!!!

Jim Ross:
I never had a choice, King. Chris Jerichos fate is in his own hands. And if he’s not careful, he’s gonna find himself as a full-time singer after tonight!!!

Jericho looks at the cage, still angry to have to be wrestling in this structure, with these terms, but after rattling the cage, he reluctantly steps inside, after handing over his briefcase, telling the official on the outside to take good care of it.

**ONE OF A KIND**

The Whole Damn Show, ROB VAN DAM, hit’s the stage, looking far more positive than Jericho - and for good reason. He has Jericho right where he wants him, locked in a confined space with nowhere to run and nowhere to hide. The fans join in with the ‘R-V-D’ thumb taunt, as he makes his way down the ramp, whilst Jericho looks furious in the ring still.

Jim Ross:
And you might recall, King, that this isn’t the first time Jericho and Van Dam have met inside a steel cage. Five years ago on Raw, they met inside the cage with the Intercontinental Title on the line, and you remember who won??

Jerry Lawler:
Nooo…

Jim Ross:
That man right there, Rob Van Dam. In a race to the floor, Van Dam climbed over the top, kicking the door in Jerichos face, clearing the path to victory for RVD. Will we see history repeat itself tonight??

Jerry Lawler:
I sure hope not. This whole situation isn’t fair to Jericho. He’s Mister Money in the Bank!!!

Jim Ross:
Van Dam couldn’t give a damn what Jericho is!! This is a personal, personal issue, that dates back to WrestleMania, when Jericho double crossed Van Dam. It HAD to come down to this, King.

RVD hangs around at the bottom of the ramp, making Jericho wait in the ring, with Jericho pacing around nervously, calling RVD on. On the outside, Van Dam has a few choice words for Jericho, but looks far more relaxed and confident than Jericho does.

Jim Ross:
And when we come back, we’ll see all the action. It’s Chris Jericho and Rob Van Dam, locked inside a fifteen foot high steel cage!! And the stakes couldn’t be higher!! Don’t go away!!!



Commercial Break



Saturday Nights Main Event returns, and RVD has a STEEL CHAIR in hand, trying to bring it into the ring, with Charles Robinson trying to stop him from bringing the chair in…

Jerry Lawler:
Somebody stop this idiot!! You’ve got a cage, RVD!! Get rid of the chair!!!

Jim Ross: Don’t forget King, Van Dam promised a Van Terminator here tonight. He’s looking to make good on that promise!! There’s No Disqualification in a steel cage - if he wants to bring the chair in, he can!!

Van Dam forces past Robinson to get into the cage, and Jericho is quickly on the run, trying to steer clear of the chair wielding Van Dam, with the bell being rung to officially start the match, as the door is locked!!

!! STEEL CAGE MATCH !!
Rob Van Dam vs. Chris Jericho
*LOSER LEAVES THE WWE*
Right away though, Robinson is desperate to get the chair from Van Dam, and as he looks to reason with RVD, Robinson in unwittingly gifting Jericho an opportunity to ESCAPE TO VICTORY!!! Jericho frantically tries to climb the cage … but Van Dam eventually spots him, and comes after Jericho, NAILING his rival with a chair shot across the back!!!!! That puts a stop to Jerichos escape attempt!!! RVD slams the chair across Jerichos back again, but ends up leaving the chair at the top of the cage, before he follows Jericho down to the mat. Jericho retreats to the corner, with RVD showing no mercy, laying into Jericho, pounding him in the corner. With Jericho softened up, Van Dam executes an early Monkey Flip to a nice pop, and Van Dam follows that with a SPLIT LEGGED MOONSAULT!!!!! Van Dam doesn’t cover though, with J.R suggesting he wants to punish Jericho.

Instead, Van Dam drags Jericho right back up, and RUNS Jericho - face first - into the steel cage, and flattens Mr. Money in the Bank with a clothesline!!! Jericho is knocked loopy, staggering to his feet, with RVD having plenty of time to pick his spot, leaping off the top turnbuckle with a flying kick, knocking Jericho back down again!!! RVD picks Jericho up again, with Jericho trying to hold him off with a chop, but Van Dam shrugs the chop off, and lands punches on Jericho. Jericho tries to respond with a kick - but it’s caught by Van Dam, who steps over the leg, and knocks Jericho off his feet again with a spin kick!!! Then, on the mat - in a very un-Van Dam like move, RVD mounts Jericho, POUNDING the skull of his rival!!!! J.R again comments on the mindset of RVD tonight, saying he’s out to truly punish Jericho for his actions over the last three months.

RVD finally relents - but only momentarily to bring Jericho to his feet. He backs Jericho into the ropes with MORE punches, and Jericho isn’t able to get away from them, surrounded by the on-form RVD. Van Dam shoots Jericho off the ropes, looking for a front dropkick on the return … but Jericho puts the brakes on, and holds onto the ropes to stop him rebounding back … and Van Dam lands HARD on the canvas!!! Jericho instantly spots an opportunity, and stumbles from the ropes, grabbing the legs of his rival … APPLYING THE WALLS OF JERICHO!!!!! Jericho seizes on the first opportunity, and gets his signature submission hold applied, with J.R reminding the fans that the match CAN end via submission … but the hold is not applied for long, as the Whole Damn Show uses his impressive leg strength to POWER Jericho away, being able to do so, with Jericho still groggy from the beating he sustained in the early going.

Jericho looks to meet RVD as he gets up, and the two great rivals begin to go back and forth with chops (Jericho) and forearms (Van Dam) … and it’s a battle that Van Dam wins, proving to be too tough for Jericho in the heat of battle, HAMMERING his enemy with the rapid fire forearms, beating Jericho down to a knee. RVD then takes off, hitting the ropes, charging back at Jericho - BUT JERICHO SURPRISES HIM WITH A FLAPJACK - SENDING VAN DAM FACE FIRST INTO THE STEEL CAGE WALL!!!!! Van Dam staggers away upon impact, and Jericho runs through him with a STIFF clothesline!!! The fans reign down with boos for Mr. Money in the Bank, as he waves off their abuse, quickly dragging RVD back up, and wastes no time, backing RVD into the corner, firing off with half a dozen knife edge chops, lighting up the Whole Damn Show, before SLAPPING Van Dam in a blatant sign of disrespect to his foe.

Grabbing RVD by the face, Jericho shouts at him; “YOU LIKE THAT!! HUH??” Jericho SLAPS RVD again; “END MY CAREER?? HUH??” He SLAPS Van Dam once more; “YOU STUPID SON OF A BITCH!!” Jericho then fires Van Dam across the ring, into the opposite corner, but on this occasion, RVD jumps to the middle rope, and catches an incoming Jericho with a thrust kick from the middle rope!!!!! The fans pop, with Jericho takes a back step, whilst RVD climbs back up again, coming off the top with a spin kick to Jericho, putting Mr. Money in the Bank back down on the canvas!!! Getting back up, RVD meets Jericho, and whips him off the ropes, ducking down for the return - but that allows Jericho to kick Van Dam away as he rebounds back!!! Van Dam spins away, and Jericho tries to run him into the cage - but the momentum is REVERSED by RVD - and Jericho is LAUNCHED into the steel!!!!!

Jericho staggers away from the steel, and Van Dam knocks him down with a front dropkick!! Again, Van Dam backs Jericho into the corner, opening up with more shots, then hoists Jericho up, into a suplex position - before dumping Jericho - nuts first - onto the top rope!!! Jericho winces in pain - as anyone would - whilst RVD proceeds to RAM Jerichos head off the steel cage, over and over and OVER with malice and intent!!! The bloodthirsty fans cheer louder for each time Van Dam rattles Jerichos skull off the steel, until Van Dam pulls Jericho off the ropes, and grips him from behind, shaping up for a German Suplex … BUT JERICHO CLASPS ONTO THE ROPES!!!!! Jericho holds on for dear life to block the German … then LOW BLOWS Van Dam … and there’s NOTHING Charles Robinson can do about it in the cage!!!

Robinson tries to scald Jericho for the blatant cheating, but is told to go to hell, with Jericho following up the low blow with a RUNNING BULLDOG to Van Dam … and that leads naturally … to the LIONSAULT!!!!!!!! Jericho HITS IT!!! He sits up after hitting it, and smiles, believing the match is over … and he makes the cover, 1...2...VAN DAM KICKS OUT!!!!!!!!!!!! Jerichos expression fades, and he questions the official, arguing the count, then shoves Robinson away in frustration. Looking around, Jericho sees RVD ever so slowly recovering, and then decides to try and ESCAPE the cage whilst RVD is down!!!!! Not wanting to pass RVD to get to the door, Jericho starts to climb … but as he reaches the top, Van Dam is FOLLOWING in pursuit, in order to keep Jericho in the match!!!!

Van Dam pushes himself to get after Jericho, with Jericho desperately trying to get over the top - and he does - BUT VAN DAM STOPS HIM FROM ESCAPING!!!!! Just in time, and in an act of desperation, Van Dam has to grab Jericho by the HAIR to stop him from leaving the cage!!! On cue, Jerry Lawler notes that the match would be over if Jericho was bald … and Van Dam begins to DRAG Jericho BACK over the top. Jericho tries to fight off RVD, willing to fall the entire fifteen feet if that’s what it takes … but Jericho CANT shrug RVD off, and Van Dam softens Jericho up with the punches he throws … before shaping up … and executing a SUPERPLEX FROM THE TOP OF THE CAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! There’s an almighty pop from the fans inside the o2 Arena and it’s soon followed by a ‘HOLY SHIT’ chant that grows stronger, with BOTH men obviously down, selling the impact of the incredible Superplex, as J.R sends us into a commercial…



Commercial Break



Somehow, Chris Jericho is in control as we return, delivering a running knee to the back of RVD - with RVD trapped on his knees over the middle rope. We are then shown clips from during the commercial, where RVD did in fact recover first from the superplex, but he then missed a Rolling Thunder attempt, that allowed Jericho to take control. Back live, Jericho perches himself up top, waiting for RVD to get up, and he leaps off the top, putting Van Dam back down with a reverse elbow!!! He scrambles into a hook of the leg, 1...2...NO!!! Not enough to keep Van Dam down. Jericho looks agitated, but soldiers on, dragging RVD up and backing him into the corner, unleashing knife edge chops to RVD, before sending him across the ring to the corner, following in with a clothesline!!! Van Dam staggers from the corner, allowing Jericho to follow up with a STEP-UP ENZIGURI!!!! Cover, 1...2...SHOULDER UP!!!!!!!!!

“Again??” questions Jericho toward Robinson, not happy with the count, and as he gets up, Jericho waves the match off, electing to try and escape again, with no further interest in trying to keep Van Dam down. Jericho begins to climb … but it’s a case of déjà vu; Van Dam is recovering, and coming after Jericho!!! This time, RVD catches up to Jericho quicker, and prevents him from climbing over, meeting him on the ropes, as they then take turns to try and gain the upper hand, slamming one anothers face off the steel cage!!! But Van Dam - the grittier fighter, the more determined of the two - wins the battle of wills again, and smashes Jerichos head off the steel three more times, with Jericho then freefalling backward, crashing onto the mat … where we see he has been BUSTED OPEN by the successive collisions with the steel cage. On the ropes, Van Dam takes a moment to play to the fans, walking along the ropes to the top turnbuckle, before gesturing with his thumbs, as the fans chant along; ‘R-V-D’ …

… Van Dam FLIES for a FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH …

BUT JERICHO GETS HIS KNEES UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Rob Van Dam rolls away, selling the impact brilliantly, clutching his ribs, kicking his legs in agony as he rolls on the canvas … whilst Jericho turns over … and begins to see the light at the end of the tunnel … clawing along the canvas … TOWARDS THE STEEL CAGE DOOR!!!!!!!!! Ever so slowly, Jericho inches toward the door, which is opened by the second official on the outside, with the fans already booing, not wanting the match to end this way … but as Jericho begins to crawl through the door - VAN DAM STOPS HIM!!!!! Somehow, Van Dam - albeit worse for wear - is back on his feet, and he grabs the legs of Jericho on the canvas … dragging him back … and APPLIES JERICHOS OWN HOLD - THE WALLS OF JERICHO!!!!!!!! Van Dam is looking to provide the ultimate insult by ending Jerichos career with his OWN submission hold!!!!!!!!!!!

Van Dam cranks back on the submission, with Jericho shaking his head, in desperate pain, contemplating tapping … but Van Dam loses his grip, stumbling, and winds up relinquishing the hold!!! J.R plays it off as Van Dam still suffering the effects of the missed Five Star, but RVD looks to retain control, looking to drop a leg on Jericho - but MISSES!!! Jericho now pushes to his feet, watching as RVD struggles up - both men suffering from a hard hitting match with plenty of rough bumps … and Jericho looks for the CODEBREAKER - NO!!!!! Van Dam shoves Jericho down, avoiding impact, then lands with a discus leg drop!!!!! With Jericho down, RVD looks to the ropes, bouncing off them, and ROLLING THUNDER connects!!!! Again, selling the effects of the match, both men are slow to recover, but it’s Van Dam up first, waiting for Jericho … and once Jericho is up, Van Dam DRILLS him with a SPIKE DDT!!!!!

But he DOESN’T go for the cover!!!!!!!! J.R openly states; “I‘m not sure I agree with that - your career‘s at stake here, Rob…” but Van Dam isn’t done with Jericho yet. He begins to scale the cage, with Lawler calling Van Dam a coward, saying he’s running away … but it soon becomes clear that escaping the cage ISNT the intention of the Whole Damn Show … as he reaches the top of the cage, and STANDS UP … looking around the arena, getting massive cheers from the fans, wanting to see a big spot … WITH VAN DAM SOARING FROM THE TOP OF THE CAGE … WITH A FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH TO A PRONE CHRIS JERICHO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Another ‘Holy Shit’ chant begins to pick up after an initial pop for the highlight reel Five Star, with J.R and Lawler both stunned, and Van Dam selling the impact on HIMSELF as much as anything.

Once again though, there’s NO cover from RVD, as after a prolonged period of rolling around the mat, selling the impact of the move on himself, Van Dam pulls himself to his feet … and eyes the STEEL CHAIR he brought into the cage at the beginning of the match!!! Sitting at the top of the cage, the steel chair comes back into the focus, with J.R reminding everyone what Van Dam promised - a Van Terminator for Jericho. Lawler calls RVD an idiot, saying he has the match won, repeating the phrase; “Your career is on the line!!!” RVD climbs the cage, and retrieves the chair - to a big pop - then climbs back down, dragging the lifeless Jericho into position, and once he has him there, Van Dam TOSSES the chair at Jericho. RVD then sets the chair in position, before climbing himself into position, readying himself, once again giving the fans the thumb taunt … BEFORE HE FLIES FOR THE VAN TERMINATOR-

NO ONE HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Van Dam CRASHES and BURNS in a heap!!!!!! Jericho AVOIDED the Van Terminator at the VERY LAST SECOND!!!!!!!!! Both men are down, but Jericho is stirring, pulling himself up by the ropes, ever so slightly smirking - knowing Van Dams stubbornness cost him a certain victory. Jericho wipes the blood away, and once he rises to his feet and peels away from the ropes, he starts to stagger - spaghetti legged - across the ring, toward to the DOOR … motioning for it to be opened … whilst RVD desperately tries to recover, clutching at his knee in agony … but POWERS himself up, bringing the chair with him. Jerichos smile grows wider - believing Van Dam to still be down, and he turns, looking to wave goodbye to Van Dam … but gets a shock as RVD is UP!!!! Jerichos expression drops, and he stumbles backward at the door … as Van Dam tosses the chair - caught by Jericho - VAN DAMINATOR TO JERICHO!!!!

AND THE IMPACT SENDS JERICHO THROUGH THE ROPES …

… AND TO THE FLOOR - THROUGH THE OPENED DOOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Winner: Chris Jericho @ 16:01
*ROB VAN DAM MUST LEAVE THE WWE*

Van Dam had tried to stop Jericho from going out the door - but was too late … and he immediately falls to his knees in horror as realisation instantly sinks in … his WWE career is OVER!!! And the fans mostly go quiet at the finish, whilst Jericho is on his ass on the floor - not looking like a winner…

Jim Ross: Oh no… the career of Rob Van Dam … is over.

Jerry Lawler: And he only has himself to blame, J.R!! He had at LEAST three chances to end this. He was too emotional!!! Too intent on revenge!! Yeah, he beat the hell out of Chris Jericho tonight … but it just cost him his career!!!!

On the outside, the bloodied up, beaten down Chris Jericho somehow emerges the winner, and has his hand raised in victory, whilst hoisting up the Money in the Bank briefcase. And despite looking like he doesn’t know where he is … Jericho has a big grin etched on his face, whilst RVD remains sat in the ring, drained.

Jim Ross: Somehow … someway … Chris Jericho will leave London with his career still in tact. He’ll keep his Money in the Bank briefcase. He’ll probably go on and become WWE Champion in the next ten months. But where does Van Dam go from here??

Jerry Lawler: The unemployment line!! HAHAHA!!! He can go back to wrestling in bingo halls!!! He’s got a small time mentality!! Chris Jericho said he would leave here with his career in tact because he would use his brain - and that’s exactly what Van Dam DIDN’T do!!!

Jim Ross: Have a heart King, the man just lost his job!!!

Jericho is finally helped to his feet on the floor, and with the grin on his face, Jericho waves - goodbye - to Van Dam … but Jericho’s smile fades and the look turns to fear, as the jobless Rob Van Dam suddenly snaps, angered by the cockiness of Jericho, and looks to come after him!!!!

Jim Ross: Oh wait- WAIT!!!

Charles Robinson tries to stop RVD from leaving the cage - but Van Dam doesn’t care about authority now having lost his job - and he TOSSES Robinson aside, as he looks to come after Jericho … but Jericho, having been bought time by Robinson, HOPS the barrier, and ESCAPES through the crowd!!!!

Jerry Lawler: Somebody arrest this idiot!!! He’s officially trespassing!!!

Jim Ross: Let’s get some order here - there’s no need for that, King. Chris Jericho didn’t need to mock Van Dam. And yeah, I cant condone Van Dam putting his hands on an official, but DAMN IT, the man just lost his job!!!

RVD is then held off by the second official on the floor, which gives Jericho the chance to disappear into the night, saving himself from the wrath of Van Dam, and RVD realises it once he reaches the barrier, seeing that Jericho is long gone - and RVD will NEVER get to fulfil his promise of giving Jericho a Van Terminator.

Jim Ross: I want to take this opportunity folks - I want to thank Rob Van Dam for everything he’s done for us since arriving in the WWE. The memories, the risks, the titles - everything. Thank you RVD, and I‘m sorry it‘s ended like this. You will be missed, my friend. Thank you….



Commercial Break



The show returns back LIVE in the arena, with ROB VAN DAM at the top of the ramp, waving to the fans - with a tear in his eye - getting a raucous ovation from the fans, as he departs the WWE…

Van Dam departs through the curtain, out of sight … and the cameras switch back to ringside, where JIM ROSS and JERRY LAWLER are keyed…

Jim Ross: It might sound cliché to say it - but RVD truly is, or was, one of a kind. They don’t make ‘em like Rob Van Dam.

Jerry Lawler: He’s only got himself to blame, J.R. I don’t know what else to say.

Jim Ross: Well … it sounds pretty damn heartless … but uh, I’m being told we’ve gotta move on. And with the closing of one chapter, we open another. Because in just a few moments, the 2008 King of the Ring will be crowned. Raws CM Punk meets Smackdowns Bryan Danielson. Two men, King, meeting for the first time in the WWE, but they’re more than familiar with each other…

Jerry Lawler: From what I’m told, they’ve fought countless times on the regional scene on their way up in the business; the Independents as they’re called, so yeah, these two know each other VERY well, J.R.

Jim Ross: It’s a hell of a story for both men to have made it here in the WWE, and bigger still to have made it to the final of the King of the Ring tournament tonight. Thirty-Two men started this tournament. Only two remain. Punk or Danielson, King - who takes it??

Jerry Lawler: I’m pulling for Danielson, J.R. I have to remain loyal to Smackdown. But I’m worried. He’s wrestled nearly FORTY minutes already tonight. A HARD forty minutes at that, forty minutes of punishment, J.R. CM Punk though?? Yeah, he had a tough Quarter-Final tonight, but he got through William Regal pretty quick. He’s had a good rest ahead of the final. He’s had to fight for HALF the time Danielson has had to. That’s a big factor for me.

Jim Ross: On the other hand though, King - Danielson must be running on pure adrenaline right now. He just knocked off the legendary Kurt Angle. The kid is on cloud nine - and let’s not forget, this is a kid that NEVER loses. ONE loss on his record - and that was shady. Bryan Danielson will be BRIMMING with confidence right now. We’re going to hear from both men in just a few moments, but first - let’s remind everyone just how we got to this point. Let’s take a look first of all at CM Punks road to the King of the Ring final…



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**VIDEO PACKAGE**

CM PUNK
~ The Road to the Final ~

Round of 32; Defeats Colt Cabana with GTS @ 13:29
Sweet Sixteen; Defeats Christopher Daniels with Anaconda Vise @ 12:01
Elite Eight; Defeats Nick Nemeth with GTS @ 14:02
Final Four; Defeats William Regal with Anaconda Vise @ 04:39
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Jerry Lawler: Well, J.R, for all the praise Bryan Danielson has received for getting here, CM Punks road wasn’t an easy one either. He’s had to navigate some tough challenges along the way.

Jim Ross: There’s no doubt about that King, the opening round match with Colt Cabana, lets not forget, a long time friend of Punks - at least, he was - Punk was nearly out of time that night. Had Colt Cabana survived a little longer, Punk would’ve been eliminated due to a time limit draw!! Whereas, we’re about to see here, Bryan Danielson got through those early rounds in orderly fashion…



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**VIDEO PACKAGE**

BRYAN DANIELSON
~ The Road to the Final ~

Round of 32; Defeats Burchill with Cattle Mutilation @ 05:37
Sweet Sixteen; Defeats Tyson Tomko with Flying Headbutt @ 05:25
Elite Eight; Defeats Jamie Noble with Cattle Mutilation @ 16:43
Final Four; Defeats Kurt Angle with Small Package @ 19:16
***

Jim Ross: No wasted time in the first two rounds with the shorter time limit. And perhaps, getting through Burchill and Tomko that quickly is what has helped Danielson here tonight, get through those two tough contests with Noble and Angle. Danielson is peaking here, King.

Jerry Lawler: He might’ve peaked already. Where do you go after beating Kurt Angle??

Jim Ross: You become King of the Ring. That’s where you go next. At least, that’s my take, but we’re about to hear from the man himself. Both finalists are standing by in separate areas backstage, Eve Torres with CM Punk, but first of all, let’s go to Josh Mathews with Bryan Danielson.


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Backstage, JOSH MATHEWS is indeed standing by with BRYAN DANIELSON.

Josh Mathews:
Bryan, first of all, congratulations of reaching the final of the King of the Ring tournament. An incredible accomplishment.

Danielson smiles, nodding, agreeing with the sentiment from Mathews.

Josh Mathews: And now, you’ve got one final hurdle to overcome. CM Punk. Your thoughts??

Exhausted, Danielson puffs his cheeks before speaking.

Bryan Danielson: I’m thinking I’m pretty tired, Josh. Right now, I could do with a nice cup of tea-

There’s a cheap pop in the background, giving Danielson a cheeky smirk on his face.

Bryan Danielson: I’m getting pretty good at this cheap pop stuff, huh??

Josh smiles and nods, before Danielson gets back on point.

Bryan Danielson: Yeah … I’m pretty tired. I’m beat up. I was close to being choked out earlier. I nearly had my ankle snapped in two - I’m still hanging in there; just about. But … despite all that … I’ve never felt more alive, either. Tonight, I showed Jamie Noble who the true Cruiserweight Champion is … then, I not only got to share a ring with Kurt Angle … I not only earned the mans respect … but I BEAT the legendary Kurt Angle. I did that. And if I can do that, there’s no reason why I cant go back out there and BEAT CM Punk. And that’s EXACTLY what I’m gonna do!!!

Josh Mathews: And Bryan, some people might not be aware, but you and CM Punk do have a rich history prior to stepping into the WWE many years ago. What’s your relationship with Punk?? And given how familiar you are with each other, how does that affect your preparations??

Danielson laughs.

Bryan Danielson: Preparations?? Are you kidding?? I’ve had like - fifteen minutes here since my last match. I barely had time to go to the toilet, Josh. All I can do right now, is do what I’ve done all night long. And that’s to run right through CM Punk with sheer will.

Danielson pauses for a moment, thinking about the other part of the question before speaking again.

Bryan Danielson: As for Punk?? Yeah, we’ve wrestled a bunch of times. But we’ve never been good friends. I’m pretty sure I know what to expect. And that’s a war. And Punk better be bringing a war - because I intend to bring one to him.

He pauses again, with the camera coming for a close up on his determined face.

Bryan Danielson: But it will be ME with his hand raised at the end of the night, KING of the Ring.

Danielson nods to Mathews, and walks off, full of determination ahead of the King of the Ring final…



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Cutting straight across to Eve with Punk…

Eve Torres: Well, CM Punk, you’ve heard what Bryan Danielson had to say. You’ve done exactly what you said you would up to this point - now, all that stands between you and the King of the Ring, is Bryan Danielson.

There’s an uncomfortable, awkward silence, with Punk just staring at Eve, and he shrugs, before finally speaking, sounding confused.

CM Punk:
… Sorry, I was waiting on a question.

Eve gets set to speak, but Punk cuts her off before she can.

CM Punk:
Oh- no, it’s okay. Because you’ve just made my point for me. I have no questions left to answer, do I?? Because every statement I’ve made, has come true, hasn’t it??

Punk points to the I.C Title belt around his waist.

CM Punk:
I said I’d become the Intercontinental Champion - exhibit A.

He then starts making his next three points using his fingers, one at a time as he makes each statement..

CM Punk:
I said I’d beat that attention seeker Nick Nemeth - and I did. I said I’d be right here in the final - and here I am. And I said I’d be King of the Ring … and I will.

He shrugs, putting on a puzzled face for Eve.

CM Punk:
And how was I so sure, Eve?? Why?? Because I’m better than all of them. And Danielson-

Punk suddenly turns his attention directly to the camera, a message solely intended for Bryan Danielson.

CM Punk:
I’m better than YOU.

He points directly at the camera, then turns his attention back to Eve.

CM Punk:
I can be so sure that I’m walking out of this arena as the 2008 King of the Ring, because anything less means I’ve just wasted the last two months of my life - and I got done wasting time months ago when I ditched that noose around my neck Greg Helms. Second place just means you’re the first loser. And I didn’t come here to lose. I didn’t enter this tournament to lose. And I WONT lose.

Punk then gets set to walk off, but Eve speaks up…

Eve Torres:
Well, I actually, do have a question, Punk-

He stops, and looks a little taken aback, before gesturing for Eve to proceed, listening intently.

Eve Torres:
Your opponent in the final, Bryan Danielson - we’re aware now that the two of you have some history, but, that aside, since he arrived in the WWE, he’s only lost one match. Doesn’t that concern you at all?? Or, can you see weaknesses in Danielson??

Punk rolls his eyes.

CM Punk:
Bryan Danielsons win/loss record doesn’t concern me. He’s lost once. So what?? How many matches have I lost, Eve?? Since I dumped the dead wood back at WrestleMania. How many matches have I lost??

On the spot, Eve struggles…

Eve Torres:
Uhh-

Punk gestures ‘Zero’ with his finger and thumb.

CM Punk:
Try ZERO. None. Not - one. So I’ll repeat the phrase if you weren’t listening … Bryan Danielson … I … Am … Better … Than … You.

Again, Punk turns to the camera - sending the message directly to Danielson.

CM Punk:
And I always have been. I always will be. I don’t care how many minutes Bryan Danielson has clocked up tonight. I don’t care WHO he beat. He can go home and tell his family about the night he beat Kurt Angle. Because I am going home with that goofy crown, and I’m telling everyone that my name is CM Punk … and you can call me KING!!!!

Punk then storms off the set, with Eve watching on, as we fade out to a commercial…



Commercial Break



We return to a view of outside the o2 Arena in London, with J.R talking about it being a wonderful weekend in England...



Straight back into the arena…

**THIS FIRE BURNS**

Going through the same routine for the third time tonight, CM PUNK enters the arena - title around his waist - but this time, peers over at the throne by the side of the stage, before declaring ‘IT’S CLOBBERIN TIIIIME!!!’ on his way down the ramp.

Jim Ross:
Well, here we are. A tournament that started with thirty-two, has just two remaining.

Jerry Lawler: And if ever the phrase, “Nice guys finish last” was true, it is in this mans case. Ever since he dumped his tag team partner, CM Punk has gone from strength to strength. He won the Intercontinental Championship, and he’s a win away from victory in the King of the Ring.

Jim Ross: There’s a lot of karma that’s sure to come back and bite this man in the rear somewhere down the line - but ya cant argue with the results he’s had since WrestleMania. Question how he did it - I know I do - but I cant deny he’s not looked back since branching out on his own.

Punk reaches the ring, parading his belt, before turning to beckon his opponent to the ring…


**FLIGHT OF THE VALKYRIES**

To a HUGE reaction from the fans - clearly the peoples favourite - BRYAN DANIELSON hit’s the stage, looking initially taken aback by the force of the cheers, with many people warming more to Danielson after his incredible efforts tonight. Smiling, Danielson makes his way down the ramp, slapping hands with fans on his way to the ring.

Jim Ross:
And you wanna talk about “Nice guys finishing last” King?? This man might just make a mockery of that saying if he can see off CM Punk!!!

Jerry Lawler: Well, either way, whoever it is - it’ll be a worthy King of the Ring in my eyes.

Jim Ross: Just how much does this young man have left in the tank?? Sixty minute time limit here, folks. And given these two athletes, I wouldn’t be surprised to see this one go near - if not the entire distance.

Danielson climbs into the ring, keeping his eyes on Punk, not trusting the I.C Champion at all, knowing what he’s capable of. Chad Patton stands in the middle of the ring, making sure the two men stay apart, as the entrances come to an end.

Jim Ross:
And folks, we’re gonna take a commercial break right here - as we will bring this King of the Ring final commercial free. You wont miss a single minute!! All the action - it’s the FINAL of the King of the Ring tournament - NEXT!!!



Commercial Break



The ring announcer for the evening; JUSTIN ROBERTS goes through the introductions as we return, adding to the anticipation, before we finally get the bell rung to kick off the main event - and the King of the Ring tournament final.

~ GRAND FINAL ~
CM Punk
vs.
Bryan Danielson
Both men are tentative off the bat, neither wanting to make a mistake, and perhaps in Danielsons case - he wants to conserve energy. There is a ‘knowledgeable’ pocket of fans though that are already rabid, with some (light) duelling chants gathering some momentum. After circling the ring, both Danielson and Punk come to a standstill, and acknowledge the chants from the fans, with Danielson smiling, looking humble and Punk simply staring off into the crowd, hearing the reactions, but not selling them at all. Danielson and Punk look across from each other, then lunge in, locking up, struggling for supremacy around the ring, with Danielson eventually forcing Punk back into the corner, when Chad Patton calls for a break - and gets a clean one. Punk waits for a moment in the corner, taking his time, before circling again with his fellow finalist, locking up - and this time, Punk very sharply gets a side headlock.

Danielson struggles in the hold, with Punk squeezing tightly, looking to bring Danielson down to the mat, but Bryan holds his ground, keeping his feet, and shoves Punk off the ropes, breaking the headlock, but Punk comes back with a shoulder block, knocking Danielson off his feet. Punk then runs off the ropes, Danielson rolls over on the mat to his front, and Punk skips over Bryan, hitting the opposite ropes - Danielson jumps up, and jumps over the returning Punk, and as Punk rebounds again off the ropes, he is met with a DROPKICK from Danielson!!! The former Cruiserweight Champion scrambles for a cover, 1...2...NO!!! Danielson retains control, applying a hammerlock on Punk after the kick out, wrenching the arm of the I.C Champion, looking to wear him down, but Punk is able to escape the hold, and there’s a momentary stand off between the two - before they start trading stiff leg kicks!!!

Bryan looks to be winning the exchange of kicks, and that forces Punk to change tact, driving a knee into the gut of Danielson to put the brakes on the offence. Punk looks for an Irish whip off the ropes, but Danielson reverses it, sending Punk off instead, and attempts a hip toss as Punk comes back, but the I.C Champion is able to reverse the momentum, hip tossing Danielson instead!! Danielson gets up by the ropes, with Punk right on him, driving elbows down on the back of Danielson, softening his adversary up, and takes him down with a headlock. Punk keeps it clamped on whilst on the mat, looking to wear the energy out of a surely drained Danielson. Danielson though, isn’t going to quit to a headlock, and he battles back to his feet, shoving Punk off again, but this time, he anticipates Punk being ready for him, and surprises Punk with an arm drag instead of the hip toss!! Punk is up quickly, but walks right into a SMALL PACKAGE - 1...2...NO!!!!! Punk JUST escapes the same predicament that Angle couldn’t!!

Both men are up quickly off the small package, and both have the same idea in mind, meeting in the middle of the ring, blasting at one another, with Punk delivering a forearm, and Danielson responding with a European uppercut. Punk comes back with another forearm, but Danielsons next uppercut ROCKS Punk, sending him to a knee, and as Punk gets back up, he shows he wants no part of a stand-off with Danielson, RAKING THE EYES - right in front of the official. Punk follows up with a Mongolian chop to Danielson, whilst ignoring the admonishing from Chad Patton for the illegal eye rake. It has the desired effect for Punk though, and the Chicagoan snap mares Danielson, then delivers a STIFF kick to the back of the seated Danielson, and follows that by locking on a chinlock on the mat.

Punk - knowing the chinlock wont be enough to finish Danielson - only keeps the hold applied for a short period, before driving his knee into the back of his opponent. Punk forces Danielson onto the mat, and drops a knee, then proceeds to stomp Danielsons hands, systematically looking to break the former Cruiserweight Champion down, as Lawler suggests that Punk is trying to keep the pace as slow as possible in order to kill off Danielsons adrenaline that he’s carried from the semi-final earlier, and drain the remaining energy from Danielson. Punk drags Bryan up, and sends him off the ropes, but Danielson holds on to stop himself from rebounding back. Punk then comes charging at Danielson by the ropes - but Bryan ducks down, elevating Punk over the top - and OUT!!!

Punk though, is able to land on his feet, and from the outside, he trips Danielson, dragging him out of the ring with him, and looks to send Danielson into the barrier, but the whip is reversed by Danielson, and the force of the whip sends Punk OVER the barrier!!!!! Punk crashes onto the floor over the barrier with a HARD thud, and the fans pop for the big spot, but Danielson isn’t resting on his laurels, coming after Punk, reaching over the barrier, dragging Punk to his feet, and looks to suplex Punk back OVER the barrier. Punk though, blocks the attempt, and switches the momentum, instead getting Danielson up - and DUMPS Danielson sternum first on the barrier!!!!!!! The momentum shifts back in Punks favour, and J.R comments that Chad Patton has stopped his count - seeing as there’s no point in a double count out in the finals of a tournament - as the I.C Champ climbs back over the barrier, rolling his opponent back into the ring.

With Danielson inside, Punk stands on the apron, watching, waiting for Bryan to get back to his feet, and once he’s up, Punk looks to spring off the ropes for a clothesline - BUT DANIELSON CATCHES THE ARM, TAKING PUNK DOWN … TRYING TO TIE UP THE OTHER ARM … AND APPLY THE CATTLE MUTILATION - BUT PUNK JUST ESCAPES and the I.C Champion quickly gets himself out of danger!!!!!!! Both men are up, and it’s Punk that strikes first, delivering a knife edge chop, following with another, backing Danielson into the corner, softening him up for an Irish Whip to the opposite corner - but again, Danielson is able to reverse it, sending Punk instead - but Danielson follows in, clotheslining Punk in the corner, then turns, charging to the opposite corner, and bounces out, racing right back across at speed toward Punk - unleashing a RUNNING DROPKICK in the corner!!!!! Punk flops to the mat, and Danielson hooks the leg, 1...2...NO!!!!

J.R notes it’s been Danielson that’s been going for covers earlier, suggesting Bryan wants/needs to finish this early, knowing he wont be able to keep up with Punk the longer this match goes after the energy he has used tonight. Punk retreats to the corner, but there’s nowhere for him to hide, with Danielson refusing to let up, stomping Punk in the corner. Danielson softens Punk up with the stomps, then unleashes a few forearm shots for good measure, before taking off once more, bouncing out of the opposite corner, rushing across, looking for another RUNNING DROPKICK - BUT PUNK CHARGES OUT OF THE CORNER - CATCHING THE INCOMING DANIELSON WITH A RUNNING KNEE!!!!!!! Punk surely turns the lights out for Danielson with a HUGE knee, and makes the cover, 1...2...DANIELSON JUST KICKS OUT!!!!!

Despite the kick out, Danielson looks like he’s been knocked loopy by the knee, and he crawls toward the corner pulling himself to his feet … but all the while, CM Punk is watching, setting himself, waiting for Bryan to get up, and as soon as Danielson is up in the corner, Punk races across, delivering his signature running high knee in the corner … and what follows is the running bulldog out of the corner … but as Punk looks for it, DANIELSON ELEVATES PUNK - RUNNING HIM ACROSS THE RING - CROTCHING PUNK ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!!!!! Danielson counters the signature bulldog, and Punk looks in a world of hurt, with the fans popping for the counter, as Bryan wastes little time, shoving Punk down into a tree of woe position, then opens up with stiff kicks to the prone CM Punk!!!!! Danielson kicks the shit out of his defenceless opponent, then sits him back up on the top rope, climbing up behind him … DELIVERING A SIDE SUPLEX FROM THE TOP!!!!!!!!!

Big risk move = big reward for Danielson, delivering a HUGE suplex from the top rope, and with the fans loudly cheering for the move, both men stay down, with Chad Patton again not electing to count them both out … but Danielson quickly recovers anyway, covering Punk eventually … 1...2...NO!!!!! Danielson took too long to get the cover, giving Punk enough time to recover to just kick out. Danielson has the upper hand though, and he begins to target Punks legs, stomping the thighs, then turning his opponent over, stomping the hamstring area with a focused attack. Standing on the back of Punks legs, Danielson grips the arms … AND APPLIES A SURFBOARD TO PUNK!!!!! There’s a small cheer for the impressive looking submission hold, with J.R commenting that Danielson knows hundreds of submission holds and he’s expert in applying all of them!!!

Danielson cranks back on the hold, stretching Punk, who shakes his head when asked by the official if he wants to submit. Danielson pulls back further, until he’s got Punk elevated overhead … but Danielsons own shoulders are deemed to be on the mat … and Patton makes the count; 1...2...Danielson releases the hold at the last possible second!!!!! Danielson nearly cost himself, and the former Cruiserweight Champion doesn’t appear to agree with the officials assessment that his shoulders were down, taking a few seconds to argue his point with Chad Patton. Meanwhile, Punk takes the opportunity to roll out of the ring, giving himself a moments rest, but Danielson isn’t going to let that happen, and once he finishes debating with Patton, he’s coming after the I.C Champion again. Danielson climbs out onto the apron, with Punk unaware, walking around the ring … walking right into a FLYING KNEE from Danielson OFF THE APRON!!!!!

Standing back up, Danielson nods at the cheers from the fans, and tosses Punk back inside, following in, hooking Punk up quickly for a snap suplex, floating over for the cover … 1...2...SHOULDER UP!!!! Taking a deep breath, the Aberdeen native shakes his head, before sitting Punk up, trapping his opponents arm, before relentlessly DRIVING his elbow into the side of Punks neck and his shoulder, PUNISHING Punk with the savage elbows, elbowing Punk into the canvas, and once he’s done battering Punk, Danielson stands up, hitting the ropes, coming back with a leg drop and a hook of the leg, 1...2..NO!!! Danielson shakes his head again, and climbs back to his feet, telling Punk to get up, punishing the legs of the I.C Champion as he tries to get up with stiff kicks, then goes behind, LOOKING FOR A DRAGON SUPLEX - NO - PUNK COUNTERS OUT WITH A FIREMANS CARRY!!!!

Danielson gets up quickly, but Punk charges him into the corner, proceeding to DRIVE his shoulders into the gut of Danielson there, driving the wind from the already exhausted Danielson, and then shoots him across the ring, following in - but to Punks surprise, Danielson runs up the turnbuckles, and back flips off the top, and behind Punk, taking off, hitting the ropes, coming back at Punk, looking for a clothesline - DUCKED by Punk - and Danielsons momentum sees him race on to the ropes again, but as he hits them - Punk is right there, stopping Bryan with a knee to the gut, and quickly drags him back to the centre of the ring, loading Danielson up - DOUBLE UNDERHOOK BACKBREAKER!!!!!!! After executing the move, Punk looks up, exclaiming “Welcome to Chicago!!” … before hooking the leg of Danielson, 1...2...SHOULDER UP!!!!!

Punk looks up at Patton, affording himself a chuckle, but it’s more of disbelief than anything else. Punk shakes his head, and sits Danielson up, squeezing on a side headlock on the mat, once again looking to wear down the already exhausted Danielson. The fans look to rally behind Danielson, as he starts to fade in the hold, as the tank empties, his hard work throughout the night seemingly finally catching up to Danielson. He flails his arms, showing Patton he’s still in this, and perhaps feeding off the energy of the fans, Danielson pushes himself back to his knees. From there, Bryan proceeds to drive elbows into the gut of Punk, desperately trying to free himself, creating enough distance to get back to his feet, and then elbows Punks guts some more, finally creating the break - but Punk snuffs out any chance of a comeback with a Muay Thai kick, then a low kick, doubling Danielson over, allowing Punk to execute a high kick, and finally a BIG ROUNDHOUSE KICK!!!!! 1...2...NO!!!!

Danielson gets a shoulder up … BUT PUNK IMMEDIATELY SWITCHES INTO THE ANACONDA VISE!!!!!!! Danielson immediately kicks his legs around, desperately trying to escape the clutches of Punk, trapped in Punks signature submission hold, furiously fighting the hold - but it IS locked on by Punk!!! J.R wonders how much the former Cruiserweight Champion has left to offer, and how long he can survive the Vise - which finished off Regal earlier - and it might not be long, given how Danielson was fading in the side headlock. Punk cranks on the hold, trying to put Bryan to sleep - but Danielson is eventually able to use his knees to strike the back of Punks skull in an attempt to break the hold, and it’s clear Punk isn’t enjoying the punishment to his head, eventually having to release the hold - but in the process, Punk SLAMS Danielsons head off the mat repeatedly!!!!!

Punk gets back to his feet, holding the back of his own head, selling the effects of the knees, whilst the tiring Danielson looks to pull himself up in the corner - leaving himself easy pickings for Punk, racing across the ring, delivering the RUNNING KNEE for a second time … and after he connects, Punk looks out at the fans; “HE WONT STOP IT THIS TIME!!!” … before successfully delivering the running bulldog out of the corner!!!!! Punk nimbly gets back to his feet, with that shit-eating grin on his face, signalling with his hands that’s it’s time for Bryan Danielson to go to sleep!!! There’s a mixed reaction of sorts - but it’s mostly boos for Punk, as Danielson shows the effects of such a hard nights work, in complete contrast to Punk, struggling to even grab the ropes to pull himself up. Nearly falling back onto the mat, Danielson hangs onto the ropes, eventually standing tall … peeling off the ropes…

RIGHT ONTO THE SHOULDERS OF CM PUNK … GTS - NO!!!!!!!!!!

With everything he has left - and possibly just out of sheer instinct - Danielson furiously elbows Punk, over and over and over and OVER … escaping the clutches of Punk, and ROCKING Punk, staggering the Intercontinental Champion, with Punk now spaghetti legged, selling the elbows, stumbling into the ropes. Danielson catches his breath, and digs deep to charge across the ring at Punk, but as Danielson charges - Punk drops down, dropping the top rope, and Danielson cant stop his momentum … with the former Cruiserweight Champion sent tumbling OUT OF THE RING to the floor below!!!!! Danielson hit’s the floor with a thud, and Punk slowly rises back up, watching as Danielson pulls himself up on the ring apron, before running off the ropes, looking for a BASEBALL SLIDE to Bryan - but Bryan sidesteps out of the way of the slide, then YANKS Punk out, with Punk THUDDING onto the floor!!!!!

Punk holds the small of his back, slowly finding his feet on the outside, whilst Danielson leans against the barrier, taking the chance to regroup and recover … until Punk stands up, and Danielson EXPLODES with a running forearm smash to the Intercontinental Champion!!!!! Danielson roars to the fans after DRILLING Punk, and picks Punk up, rolling him back inside, before climbing to the top rope … standing tall … coming down on the dazed and groggy Punk - FRONT MISSILE DROPKICK TO PUNK!!!!! Danielson NIPS UP!!!! The nip up elicit’s an ENORMOUS response inside the o2, with Danielson hitting {another} wind, finding ANOTHER gear, as he surges to the top rope … standing tall again … before leaping off with the FLYING HEADBUTT - AND IT CONNECTS!!!!!!!!!! Danielson gets the cover … 1...2...SHOULDER UP - AT THE LAST POSSIBLE SECOND!!!!!!!!!

“No- No. NO!!” is the exasperated reaction from Danielson {a few years early for that to be a ‘thing’}, whose energy burst of adrenaline appears to have been blown out with the kick out from Punk. Danielson sits up on his knees, eyes closed, looking to the heavens in despair, before burying his head in the mat. Danielson has to dig deep, and find ANOTHER surge of energy if he wants to win this match. Picking himself up, Danielson readies, as Punk pushes to his knees - which is a prime spot for Danielson to open up with his stiff kicks to the chest!!! One, two, three, four deliberate, stiff kicks to Punk, Danielson settles, and winds up, looking for a finishing blow with a ROUNDHOUSE - NO - PUNK DUCKS IT - AND ROLLS DANIELSON UP WITH A SCHOOL BOY … 1...2...DANIELSON JUST KICKS OUT!!!!!!! Danielson rolls to his feet - AND NAILS the unsuspecting Punk with the ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE SKULL!!!!! Cover; 1...2...PUNK KICKS OUT!!!!!!!!

Once again, Danielson is left disappointed. Pouring his heart and soul into this effort, Danielson sits on his knees again, shaking his head, wondering what it’ll take to put Punk away - and if he has enough gas in the tank to do it. He stands up, bringing Punk with him, setting Punk up on the top turnbuckle, and delivers a few blows to keep Punk under control. Danielson follows up, wanting a SUPERPLEX from the top - but Punk wisely hooks his arms on the rope, preventing Danielson from executing the move, and then, Punk head butts Danielson, weakening Bryan, allowing Punk to SHOVE Danielson to the canvas!!!!! Punk sets himself up, waiting for Bryan to stand back up - CROSS BODY FROM PUNK OFF THE TOP - CONNECTS - BUT DANIELSON ROLLS THROUGH ON THE MAT … 1...2...NO!!!!!!!!!

Punk kicks out - but Danielson rolls him over - AND APPLIES THE CATTLE MUTILATION!!!!!!! NO - PUNK SQUIRMS OUT BEFORE IT’S LOCKED ON, AND HE ROLLS OUT OF THE RING!!!!!! Punk rolls out, doubling over, relieved to have avoided Danielsons signature submission - but he doesn’t avoid an incoming SUICIDE DIVE FROM BRYAN DANIELSON!!!!!!!!!! “Where the hell is this kid getting this from, J.R??” asks Lawler, as Danielson rises to his feet once more on the outside, playing to the fans, before tossing Punk back inside the ring. Danielson follows in, and grips Punk from behind, again looking for the DRAGON SUPLEX - but Punk runs backward, squashing Danielson into the corner!!! Punk escapes the suplex, and throws another few elbows back at Bryan, giving him the chance to send Danielson across the ring - HARD - sternum first into the corner!!!!!

Danielson hit’s the corner hard, with Punk grabbing him by the waist, attempting a GERMAN SUPLEX - but Danielson back flips out of trouble again, coming off the ropes at Punk - but Punk ducks under Bryan, and puts Danielson down with a SWINGING NECKBREAKER!!!!!! Hook of the leg, 1...2...NO!!!!! Punk shakes his head at the kick out, getting back to his feet - but this time, he’s done waiting for Danielson to get up, and Punk DRAGS Danielsons exhausted body up, getting the former Cruiserweight Champion onto his shoulders … preparing for the GTS - BUT DANIELSON COUNTERS … TAKING PUNK DOWN WITH A CRUCIFIX PIN … 1...2...PUNK ESCAPES THE PREDICAMENT … ROLLING THROUGH … BUT BRYAN ROLLS THROUGH … AND INTO THE CATTLE MUTILATION!!!!!!!!!!

And this time, Danielson has his finishing hold applied!!!! CM Punk is in a world of trouble, trapped in the submission hold, frantically trying to move his legs to feel for ropes as he cant move his arms to grab anything, just flailing them wildly in pain … but as he shifts his legs, nothing appears to be in range for the I.C Champion … as the King of the Ring crown begins to slip away from his grasp!!!! CM Punk is heard groaning in agony, with Danielson wrenching and wrenching, praying for Punk to submit - but it’s all on the line here, and Punk shows his own spirit, using only his legs to move in a desperate attempt to reach the ropes … inches away … throwing his legs around … and Punk finally feels freedom … WRAPPING HIS FEET AROUND THE BOTTOM ROPE!!!!!

It’s more disappointment for Danielson, having poured everything into this monumental effort to win the King of the Ring - but again, he’s foiled by Punk. Mustering the energy, Danielson meets Punk by the ropes, delivering a series of European Uppercuts, then takes off, running off the ropes, coming back at Punk - but runs right into a JUMPING CALF KICK from Punk!!!!! Punk scrambles into a cover, 1...2...SHOULDER UP!!!!! Punk rolls off, hands on his head, before slapping the mat with his hands in frustration, and rises back to his feet, bringing Danielson with him, but SOMEHOW Danielson finds it from somewhere to fight back!!!! Danielson puts Punk down to one knee, and runs off the ropes - but Punk follows him in, catching Danielson on the turn with a BIG HIGH KNEE TO THE FACE OF DANIELSON ON THE ROPES!!!!!

Danielson staggers forward … PUNK GETS HIM UP … GTS - NO!!!! Danielson slips off - ROUNDHOUSE KICK - MISSES - PUNK SCOOPS BRYAN UP AGAIN … GTS - NO!!!!!! Danielson blocks the knee, rushing off the ropes - BUT RUNS RIGHT INTO A FOREARM FROM PUNK!!!!! The forearm smash DROPS Danielson to his knees, and Punk follows up - SHINING WIZARD!!!!! Punk covers … 1...2...DANIELSON KICKS OUT!!!!!!! BUT PUNK INSTANTLY APPLIES THE ANACONDA VISE AGAIN!!!!!!!!! Danielson is caught again, and J.R puts over the punishment he has suffered throughout the night, from the Guillotine in the Noble match, and the draining war with Angle … BUT HE WONT GIVE IN!!!!! Danielson tries to roll through the hold - BUT PUNK ROLLS RIGHT THROUGH!!!!!

Punk wont relent, squeezing Danielson with all he has, as Bryan tries to escape as he did earlier - throwing his knees up, trying to knee the back of Punks skull, but this time, Punk keeps moving, preventing Danielson from breaking the hold!!!!! The Anaconda Vise remains LOCKED on, with Danielson fading … and Punk wrenching tighter, willing Bryan to submit … as Patton checks the arm of Danielson, raising it in the air … but there’s no quit in Danielson tonight - he keeps the arm in the air, signifying to the official he’s still in the match!!!! Punk tries to tighten his grip on the hold … and he ROLLS THROUGH once again … and they find themselves by the ropes, forcing Chad Patton to step in and break the hold!!!!!! A massive pop reverberates around the o2, as Danielson survives AGAIN!!!!!

Both men are spent, both men are drained, and both lay out on the mat, selling the effects of the match, with the fans sounding their appreciation. Punk and Danielson both begin to stir … meeting on their knees in the middle of the ring, and both men trade slaps, then forearms, BATTERING EACH OTHER!!!!!! In one final flurry, Punk and Danielson beat the shit out of each other, bringing the fans to their feet … and once Danielson goes back to the well with the uppercuts, he takes control of the battle, beating Punk down. Bryan reaches his feet, with Punk on his knees, finding one last surge, hitting the ropes coming back - WHEN PUNK LEAPS UP - CATCHING BRYAN - ONTO HIS SHOULDERS - GTS!!!!!!!!!!! Punk finally lands with the GTS - and Danielson crumbles to the mat … Punk falls to his knees, and hooks the leg, leaning back … 1...2...3!!!!!!!!!
Winner: CM Punk @ 22:33
*CM PUNK IS THE 2008 KING OF THE RING*

Jim Ross: You wanna talk about skill, you wanna talk about heart, you wanna talk about desire - you just saw it all - you SAW IT ALLLL IN THIS MATCH!!! That’s what winnin the King of the Ring meant to these two men!! And bah gawd, Bryan Danielson gave his ABSOLUTE ALL - not just in this match, but throughout this night - but there can only be ONE King of the Ring … and King, we’re looking at him - CM Punk - the 2008 King of the Ring!!!

Jerry Lawler: I don’t know how those two men are feeling - because I’m exhausted having just watched it!! Unbelievable, J.R!!! Unbelievable!! Congratulations to CM Punk!!!

In the ring, CM Punk sits up, soaking in the moment, wearing a cocky grin on his face, wiping sweat off his brow, looking up at Chad Patton, before standing up to allow the official to raise his arm in victory. Meanwhile, Danielson is still on the mat, defeated.

Jim Ross: I don’t think we’ve ever witnessed a King of the Ring final like it. After everything they went through to reach this final, to give us that level of commitment and energy - it shows you, King - it shows the entire world how much this meant to both men. But ultimately CM Punk has risen to the throne here in London.

Jerry Lawler: And now, the world is CM Punks oyster. He’ll see all kinds of doors opened to him, all kinds of opportunities. That’s what happens when you win the King of the Ring tournament.

Jim Ross: No doubt it’s the ultimate stepping stone. But it’s up to Punk to grasp the opportunity - because it wont all fall into place for him. Yes, this victory opens doors, but he’s still gotta work for it. That’s what Steve Austin did, that’s what Kurt Angle did, that’s what the current World Heavyweight Champion did.

Jerry Lawler: And Punk is every bit as good as them if you ask me. He’s on the path to superstardom, J.R!!

Punk now channels his inner Shawn Michaels from WrestleMania XII, telling Chad Patton to get Danielson “out of my ring!! This is my moment - not his!!” forcing the official to usher Danielson out of the ring. Punk climbs the ropes, soaking in his moment of glory, taunting the fans, as a disappointed Danielson is led out of the ring, looking back at the winner, shaking his head at the lack of class shown by Punk.

Jim Ross: And ladies and gentlemen, we’re gonna be right back - the official coronation of the NEW King of the Ring is coming up as we close this unforgettable night…

The show heads into the commercial, with the beaten Danielson limping up the ramp - looking back at Punk in the ring, with Punk still soaking in his victory…



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We return, with CM PUNK now at the stage, as TODD GRISHAM, along with TIFFANY and KRISTAL MARSHALL, await to crown the 2008 King of the Ring.

Todd Grisham:
Ladies and Gentlemen, please, show your appreciation for the 2008 King of the Ring … C … M … PUNK!!!!!

Punk strides onto the platform, STANDING up on the throne, to the chagrin of the fans, taunting them, as he steps back down, standing next to Grisham, giving the two ladies a thumbs up, as they wait to crown him.

Todd Grisham:
Well, CM Punk, congratulations on your victory. I think everyone can agree we’ve just witnessed something special tonight between you and Bryan Danielson. Please - take your rightful seat as King of the Ring.

Cocky as you like, the grinning CM Punk takes his seat, as Kristal hands over a sceptre, and Tiffany places the crown on his head. Laughing, Punk beckons Grisham over, leaning into the mic.

CM Punk:
Todd … I’d like to take this moment … in all sincerity, to thank a few people. Because without them, I honestly wouldn’t be here right now.

Punk nods, looking around, seemingly being sincere in his words.

CM Punk:
First of all, I’d like to thank Greg Helms-

Pop for the mention of Helms, though there‘s some trepidation from the fans, expecting an insult. Punk nods.

CM Punk:
Because without him being a colossal douche bag that couldn’t handle the dedication to be Straight Edge like me, I might still be stuck in a tag team with him…

Heat. Punk then mugs for the camera, waving to it.

CM Punk:
Hey Greg!! I know you’re watching at home, with a stupid neck brace on, keeping that stack of dimes in order!! Look what could’ve been for you … if only you had the dedication for Straight Edge like I have. But like that fragile neck of yours - you’re mentally weak too.

Punk takes a second to think of who to thank next…

CM Punk:
I’d like to thank Colt Cabana … for helping me see what a failure and a joke I could’ve become had I not taken my career seriously.

More heat.

CM Punk: I’d like to thank anyone who entered this tournament that relied on “luck” … because luck is for losers.

Punk laughs again.

CM Punk:
I’d like to thank GOD … no- wait. He doesn’t EXIST!!!

There’s a lot of heat, many taking great offence to their belief being mocked.

CM Punk: But while ‘the man upstairs’ may be a figment of your imagination - this KING - IS - A GOD!!!!

More boos for the unpopular King.

CM Punk:
And I’d like to thank every single man that stepped through those ropes to compete against me in the King of the Ring … because without all you LOSERS … I wouldn’t be able to sit here now and say, that without a shadow of a doubt … I AM BETTER … THAN … ALL … OF … YOU!!!!!!!

Punk sits back in the chair, laughing aloud, enjoying the moment, before sitting forward.

CM Punk:
As if there was any doubt. There’s probably a lot of other people I’d like to thank, but it’s all a little much right now. I’ve got so much running through my head right now … but uh, Todd…??

Grisham leans forward…

CM Punk:
Aren’t you supposed to BOW at the FEET of YOUR King???

Grisham looks uncomfortable at the suggestion, looking around, with Punk pointing down, wanting Grisham to kneel before him … and just as Todd is about to do so, Punk laughs again.

CM Punk:
Get on your feet you goof!!!

Heat for Punk, as the embarrassed Grisham stands back up. Punk stands too, tossing the crown down, and taking the mic from Grisham.

CM Punk:
Give me that - now leave. Go away. All of you!!!

Punk shoos Grisham, Kristal and Tiffany off the set, and takes centre stage, amidst heat from the fans.

CM Punk:
DRINK IT IN LONDON!!!! LONG LIVE THE KING!!!!

More heat for the King of the Ring.

CM Punk:
But unlike YOUR royal family, I’m not gonna sit on my ass and enjoy this moment.

Huge mixed reaction for that line.

CM Punk: Because there’s a new King in town - and he’s TAKING OVER!!!! THIS - THIS is just the beginning for CM Punk. In fact- hey, hey you-

Punk points down at a random worker…

CM Punk: Go get my title belt.

The worker nods, and scurries off to retrieve Punks I.C Title.

CM Punk:
This is just the beginning. I’m already the Intercontinental Champion - and that’s not gonna change anytime soon. The WWE?? It’s MY house now. I RUN the WWE. I proved tonight I was better than thirty one other men. I outlasted ‘em all to be standing here. I’m better than them, and I’m better than ALL the Kings of the Ring that preceded me!!!

The worker returns, handing Punk the I.C Title belt over, and Punk raises it high in the air.

CM Punk:
I’m already on top of the world!!!

Heat.

CM Punk: So with that said, I’m gonna split from this dump, and y’wanna know where I’m going?? No - I’m not gonna go and get drunk like you weak ass Brits. I’m not gonna paint the town red…

Punk licks his lips, grinning sadistically as he pauses…

CM Punk:
No … right now, I’m heading straight to Buckingham Palace - I’m gonna march right in there, wearing this stupid crown, and I’m gonna tell that old HAG to get the hell off MY throne!!!

Somewhat of a mixed reaction, but it’s clearly more boos than cheers.

CM Punk:
BECAUSE MAGGIE, THERE’S A NEW KING IN TOWN - AND HIS NAME IS C … M … PUNK!!! AND I AM … BETTER - THAN - YOU!!!!!

Punk tosses the mic away, and stands atop the throne once more, with the crown in one hand, his title belt in the other, amidst all kinds of heat, with the show coming to a close, fading to black…

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Before any opening video or pyro, Raw opens up inside the office of the new Raw General Manager RICKY STEAMBOAT, with Steamboat solemnly looking into the camera…

Ricky Steamboat: Good evening. Last week on Raw, John Cena performed a horrific, senseless, unprovoked act, wherein he seriously injured his fellow Raw superstar, Christian.​

Steamboat looks angry, and continues talking in a agitated tone.

Ricky Steamboat: As a result of this mindless assault, Christian will be out of action for some time - if not an indefinite period of time. Due to the nature of Christians injuries, I cannot, in good faith, let this brutal attack by John Cena go unpunished.​

The GM shakes his head.

Ricky Steamboat: I certainly didn’t anticipate having a situation like this on my hands so early on in my tenure as General Manager. This is something that no General Manager should have to deal with. But, given this has happened so early, it gives me the opportunity to show all the superstars on Raw that I will NOT tolerate these actions from ANYONE.​

Steamboat slams his fist on the desk, showing his own pent up fury at Cenas actions.

Ricky Steamboat: Having discussed potential punishments with WWE Commissioner Jesse Ventura, I arrived at a decision, that may surprise some of you, it may disappoint many, and it may be seen as too lenient by others - but, please, allow me to explain my reasons before shaping your opinions.​

He pauses for dramatic effect.

Ricky Steamboat: As some of you will already be aware, my decision was that as of now, John Cena is officially banned from any World Heavyweight Championship opportunities or ANY Championship opportunities for the remainder of 2008.​

Again, Steamboat pauses, letting the point sink in. Steamboat nods, and begins to anticipate questions that people may throw his way;

Ricky Steamboat: Yes, a substantial fine was considered. Yes, a long suspension was considered. And I absolutely considered terminating John Cenas contract. However, there’s nothing John Cena covets more than the World Heavyweight Championship. Losing that title is what drove him to his heinous actions last week. For John Cena, having to be here - week in, week out - for the next six months with no potential reward of winning the World Title … THAT … is the most severe punishment that I can hand down.​

Finishing that point, Steamboat points with his index finger down onto the table repeatedly.

Ricky Steamboat: Now, going back to the condition of Christian. Following the assault last week, Christian-​

It’s like the power has been cut.




The screen suddenly goes black, and whilst the screen remains black, a voice is heard from inside the arena…

English Voice: PLEASE RISE FOR YOUR KING!!!!!

And the footage cuts right into the arena…

**DEAD WHITE GUYS**

The royal music (the King Booker theme) plays into the arena … as CM PUNK - the 2008 King of the Ring - is CARRIED OUT ON A THRONE!!!!!

Jim Ross: Well, I’ll be damned!!

The Coach: Come on - you heard the man, J.R - stand up for your King!!

Jim Ross: You can stand for both of us, Coach. I’m sitting right here.

The Coach: Don’t be surprised if you get beheaded, J.R!! I’d call this an act of treason!!!

CM Punk - wearing his crown and a cape, whilst proudly displaying the I.C title too, plays up the role of King, laughing from his throne as four men dressed like they’ve been transported from medieval times carry him midway down the ramp-

**THIS FIRE BURNS**

Now, Punks regular music plays, and the Intercontinental Champion is lowered from his throne, throwing off the royal cloak, and removing his crown, as he strides down the ramp - crown in one hand, I.C title in the other - before turning and laughing at the elaborate entrance, shooing the four workers off, as he ditches the gimmicky entrance on his way to the ring.

Jim Ross: Well ladies and gentlemen, if you missed it on Saturday Nights Main Event, I guess the pictures here can act as a spoiler - CM Punk survived through three matches this weekend to be crowned the 2008 King of the Ring.

The Coach: And what a King he’s gonna be, J.R!! It’s been forty eight hours, but I just know - CM Punk is gonna be one of the greatest Kings we’ve ever had!!! He’s already better than Lawler, I know that!!!

Jim Ross: {Scoffs} He’s got a long way to go before he eclipses Jerry Lawler, lemme tell ya, Coach. And folks, let me apologise, firstly - this man just interrupted a serious announcement from Ricky Steamboat. Also - this is NOT how we were supposed to begin proceedings tonight. We’re supposed to be having a #1 Contenders match right now!!!

The Coach: The King does what he wants, baby boy!!!

Punk takes his place in the ring, and sets his crown down on the canvas, whilst placing the Intercontinental title over the top rope. He is handed a mic, and stands in the middle of the ring to address the fans.

CM Punk: This past Saturday night in old London town, to paraphrase a pretty famous song around here, “It was a hard days night - and I’d been workin like a dog.” All to stand before you here tonight, as YOUR King of the Ring!!!

Heat from the fans, but Punk has a shit eating grin on his face; he doesn’t care what the fans think.

CM Punk: And what I will say, is that The Beatles are the perfect representation of this city - because just like them, Liverpool SUCKS!!!

Massive cheat heat from the locals. Punk loves it, opening laughing at the boos and heckles from the fans.

CM Punk: I had to come-

Punk stops, as the fans are STILL going at him, forcing him to speak a little louder to get his words across.

CM Punk: I had to come all the way from a Palace in London, to come here to this rinky dink town, full of scum. I mean, I got here about two hours ago, and I’ve already been mugged twice - and what the HELL is up with that god forsaken accent??

More cheap heat, with Punk successfully riling the staunchly passionate ‘Scousers.’

CM Punk: I wouldn’t expect you people to understand though. I mean, living in this dump is normality to you. And I sure as hell wouldn’t expect you people to respect my accomplishments this past Saturday. I mean, after all, what does this town know about winning championships??

Punk looks around, shrugging at the fans, looking for an answer, as the vocal fans get angrier and angrier.

CM Punk: You’ve all forgotten what it’s like to win titles!!!

He reaches down, picking up the crown, and raises the I.C title from the ropes to show off.

CM Punk: Whereas I … I cant STOP winning titles. Because success breeds success. Just look … at Manchester United.

The heat reaches new levels, and Punk is revelling in it, pointing at himself as he continues.

CM Punk: That’s who I am!! I’m Manchester - head and shoulders above the competition, and everyone else is like this toilet bowl; below me!!!

“SHUT THE FUCK UP!!” is the chant that begins to gather momentum, and Punk looks to stop it pretty quickly.

CM Punk: Now this is your chance to get on the bandwagon. Hell, I wouldn’t blame ya, it’s not like your National Soccer team is gonna be winning any tournament this Summer!!!

MORE cheat heat for Punk, who indicates he hasn’t finished yet-

CM Punk: They’re not even IN the tournament, are they??

Punk laughs over the mic, continuing to goad the raucous fans.

CM Punk: They’re losers, just like you people. But I’m not. I’m not like anybody else. Because I don’t have vices. I don’t have to go out to the club and get “hammered” just to get through another day of my miserable life like you people. Because my life is perfect. Look at me!!!

Once again, he raises the crown and the title belt as evidence.

CM Punk: I’m the King of the Ring!!!! I’m the Intercontinental Champion!! And I am better than EVERY … SINGLE … ONE OF YOU!!!!

Punk points all around the arena, then at the stage.

CM Punk: And I am better than every King of the Ring that came before me too.

Punk takes a moment to pause, as the fans finally settle down somewhat, with Punk having done his bit to anger them.

CM Punk: And now, everybody wants to know what’s next for CM Punk. Is CM Punk gonna go after the World Heavyweight Title??

Throwing out the question, Punk soon shakes his head, nonplussed by the thought.

CM Punk: I don’t NEED it. I already know I’m better than Brent Albright. And if he disagrees, he can come looking FOR ME!! I don’t chase ANY man. I don’t need to prove anything to anyone. I’M the big cheese around here. I’m the TOP of the food chain now. I’ve got this right here- and as far as I’m concerned, this Intercontinental title is THE biggest prize on Raw - because I’M holding it!!!

Punk throws the belt onto his shoulder, patting the middle part of it.

CM Punk: And one more thing. When-

**ANARCHY**

Punks address is interrupted by COLT CABANA - his old, long time friend - with Cabana all smiles as he walks out … but Punk is not amused in the ring. Colt signals for the music to cease, and continues walking down the aisle as he speaks.

Colt Cabana: Hey buddy - congratulations on what you did on Saturday Night. Winning the King of the Ring?? That’s pretty damn big.

Colt looks at the fans either side of the ramp, starting a clap - but the fans don’t get on board with it. In the ring, Punk looks to be fuming.

Colt Cabana: And hey - thanks for the shout out during your speech too - that was pretty cool.

Punk puts a hand out over the top rope, indicating that Colt stops walking any further.

CM Punk: Well you can stop right there. You can spin on your heels, and you can walk right on outta here. I don’t need hangers on comin out here begging me for crumbs. I don’t need a mooch by my side.

Colt looks taken aback, putting a hand on his chest, acting offended. He looks around at the fans, before responding to Punk.

Colt Cabana: A mooch??

Cabana starts climbing up the steps, and onto the apron, with Punk (off the mic) indicating that Colt doesn’t come any further.

Colt Cabana: A mooch?? I’m not a mooch - but what I am out here for actually sounds pretty similar. And that’s a MATCH!!!

There’s a minimal pop for the suggestion, with Punk laughing the challenge off, leaning up against the ropes as Colt climbs into the ring.

CM Punk: You want a match, Colt?? Then go ask Steamboat and see if he can fit you in on Superstars.

Slight heat. Colt rolls his eyes, but smirks at the suggestion.

CM Punk: Because compared to the KING … you’re barely even a pheasant. You’re not worth my time.

Punk SLAMS his mic into the chest of Colt Cabana, and proceeds to leave the ring, amidst boos from the fans.

Colt Cabana remains in the ring, looking around the arena, trying to fire up the fans and excite them for a match with Punk, stamping his feet by the ropes, clapping his hands…

… AS CM PUNK SNEAKS BACK INTO THE RING - SPINS CABANA AROUND - AND NAILS HIM WITH A GTS!!!!!!!!!!

CM Punk drops his old friend with a sneaky GTS, and stands over Colt Cabana, sticking his feet under Colts face, shouting at him; “KISS THE KINGS FEET CABANA!!!” Punk laughs, enjoying his moment, as we head to the first commercial of the night.



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Back from the commercial, and straight back into the arena…

**AINT NO STOPPING ME**

Bounding out from behind the curtain, a fired up SHELTON BENJAMIN hit’s the stage, pumping up the fans as he strides down the ramp, slapping hands with some of the fans on his way.

Jim Ross: Welcome back, and folks, THIS is how we were supposed to open this show tonight!! This could be a life changing night for Shelton Benjamin. Should he defeat Rey Mysterio here, he then proceeds to the main event later, and the chance to become World Heavyweight Champion - ALL in one night!!!

The Coach: Brent Albright will be watching this very closely, J.R. But the World Champ doesn’t sweat Shelton Benjamin or Rey Mysterio. He doesn’t sweat the small stuff!! But what I will say - Brent Albright might not complain, because he’s a fighting champion - but this isn’t fair. Albright has been champion for eight days, and this is already his second defence.

Jim Ross: Let me stop you right there, Coach - Brent Albright was scheduled to defend his title against Christian last week - but you know as well as I do, that match never happened.

The Coach: Christian didn’t make it to the ring. When Raw went off the air, Albright was declared the winner by forfeit. That’s a successful title defence, J.R.

Jim Ross: It’s B.S!! But Albright WILL defend that title tonight. No doubt about it. And I cant wait to see who it’ll be.

Benjamin hit’s the ropes, back and forth, finishing up a last minute warm up, while he waits for his opponent…

**BOOYAKA 619**

Popping up from under the trap door, the masked warrior, REY MYSTERIO receives a strong ovation from the fans in Liverpool, running to either side of the stage to play to the fans, before making his way down the ramp…

Jim Ross: And is tonight the night that Rey Mysterio can finally win the big one??

The Coach: No. Because as it always is, Rey will be shot down in a blaze of misery. More heartache. It’s just a question of whether it’s now, or later.

Jim Ross: Write this man off at your peril, Coach. But before we kick this match off - let’s just remind everyone what’s in store tonight, because we’ve just been informed that despite his denial of Colt Cabana earlier, CM Punk WILL face Cabana here tonight, one on one. Not only that, but also, the issue between the East Coast Party Boys and Americas Most Wanted will conclude - Ryder and Hawkins will step into Harris and Storms world this evening; in a Bar Room Brawl.

The Coach: That WONT end well for the Pretty Boys. Have they ever even set foot in a bar?? And, by the way, they call them ‘pubs’ here in England.

Jim Ross: I heard you got thrown out of one last night, Coach??

The Coach: Have you seen how run down the pubs are in this place?? The Coach wouldn’t be seen dead in one those.

Jim Ross: I don’t think you’d be welcome with that attitude. And folks, there has been an interesting development involving John Cena here this evening also. We heard earlier Ricky Steamboats punishment that was handed down, and now, Cena will be in a purgatory like state for the remainder of this year. Plus, we’ll bring you up to speed with Christians condition.

Mysterio hit’s the ring, with a respectful nod between him and Shelton, as the two fan favourites get set to battle it out for the title shot later tonight…

Match 1 | #1 CONTENDERS MATCH:
*Winner faces Brent Albright for World Heavyweight Championship later tonight*
Shelton Benjamin vs. Rey Mysterio
There’s an initial feeling out process, and a somewhat slow start, with chain wrestling, then knuckle locks, with Benjamins superior strength helping him overpower Rey, pressing him into the mat, shoulders down, but Rey flips out of trouble, and from there, the pace picks up, with both men showing off their athletic ability, each looking for the upper hand. The action momentarily spills to the floor, with Shelton attempting to whip Rey into the steps - but Rey leaps onto the steps instead, and MOONSAULTS off onto Shelton!!!!

Rey brings the Black Diamond back inside, and wants a Seated Senton - but Shelton catches him, looking for a power bomb counter - only for Rey to escape with a roll through for two. There’s counters and reversals throughout the sequence, until Benjamin scores with a dropkick to Rey, putting him down. Shelton then lines up a Stinger Splash - but MISSES - with Rey delivering a head scissors, but MISSES a 619. Shelton then grabs Rey from the apron, wanting a T-BONE - but Rey escapes, landing on his feet, leading to a stand off between the two men, heading into a commercial.



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Back from the commercial, both men are down, as we’re shown a mid-ring collision between the pair that put them both down. Fighting back to their feet, Rey and Shelton trade blows, but despite the size advantage of Shelton, Rey slows him down with stiff leg kicks, allowing himself to run off the ropes - but Shelton looks to meet Rey with a kick - caught by Rey - DRAGON WHIP from Benjamin!!! The Black Diamond takes control, working over Rey for the next period of the match, wearing the smaller man down. Thinking he has Rey worn down sufficiently, Shelton goes up top for the BLOCKBUSTER - but Rey moves!!!!!

Mysterio now begins to fight back, taking the fight to Shelton, reversing a wheelbarrow into a bulldog, and the momentum shifts in Mysterios favour, with Rey scoring a series of near falls, with Benjamin barely hanging on, fighting to stay in the match. A brief comeback from Shelton ends badly, with Rey scoring another head scissors, which sends Shelton tumbling into the ropes, into position for the 619 - but as Rey runs to the ropes, Benjamin spins out of the ropes, meeting Mysterio with a flapjack - hanging Mysterio up on the ropes … and then scores with the T-BONE!!!!! 1...2...NO!!!!!!

After a brief discussion with the referee, Benjamin gets back on Mysterio, sending him to the ropes - but Mysterio leaps onto the ropes, coming back with a body press to surprise Shelton; 1...2...NO!!! Rey Monkey Flips Shelton - but Benjamin LANDS ON HIS FEET - FROST KICK TO REY!!!!! 1...2...SHOULDER UP!!!!! Rey survives the near fall, but Shelton looks to put the finishing touches on the match, successfully scoring with a Stinger Splash, setting Rey up for PAYDIRT - NO!!!!! Mysterio avoids it, Shelton falls to the mat, and gets clocked with a big roundhouse from Mysterio!!! 1...2...NO!!!!!

Rey kicks at Shelton as they get up, but Benjamin drives a knee into the gut, tossing Rey over the top - but Mysterio lands on the apron, Shelton turns back to meet him, but Rey slides under the bottom rope, tripping Shelton as he slides in - into the middle rope!!! Mysterio then SCORES on the third attempt with the 619!!!!!!! Rey stands on the apron, waiting for Shelton to get back up and into position … and once Benjamin is on his feet, Mysterio springs off the ropes - LEAPING INTO PAYDIRT from Benjamin!!! Benjamin scores OUT OF NOWHERE with the Paydirt, and Shelton hooks the leg tight for the most important win of his career; 1...2...3!!!!!
Winner: Shelton Benjamin @ 14:20
*MEETS BRENT ALBRIGHT LATER FOR WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE*

Jim Ross: Ohhh, what a moment to be Shelton Benjamin!!! The Black Diamond is on his way to a World Title shot - TONIGHT!!! What a match - what a victory for Shelton Benjamin!!

The Coach: Bittersweet, J.R!! That’s what it’ll be later. Because any hopes he has of becoming World Champion are gonna be dashed by the World Champ later on!!

Shelton is naturally elated with the win, knowing what comes with it, as he celebrates in the ring after having his hand raised by the official.

Jim Ross: That remains to be seen, Coach. There’s no denying the roll Benjamin has been on as of late - he hasn’t lost a straight up, one on one match up since returning from injury in March!! And if that record holds up later tonight, he’ll leave England with the World Heavyweight Championship in his possession!!!

The Coach: But it wont, old timer. He may be undefeated since his big comeback from injury, but he hasn’t faced anyone as good as Brent Albright.

In a sportsmanlike manner, Benjamin helps Mysterio to his feet, and the two share a few words, showing their respect for one another, with a firm handshake between them.

Jim Ross: He just beat Rey Mysterio!! He’s beaten Mark Henry!! He beat AMW single handed!! Aint that good enough??

The Coach: They weren’t the World Champion.

Jim Ross: Brent Albright is barely a champion!! He stole the title at Vengeance with that Money in the Bank cash in!!

The Coach: You’re gonna see what the World Champ is all about tonight, baby boy. Trust me. So is Shelton Benjamin!!

Rey gives Benjamin a few extra words of encouragement, before leaving the ring, still clearly disappointed at his own loss, cursing himself as he leaves, hands on the top of his head, no doubt thinking about what he could’ve done better tonight, whilst Shelton remains in the ring, motioning around his waist that he’ll be wearing gold later tonight.

Jim Ross: We wont have to wait long to find out!! Shelton Benjamin challenges Brent Albright for the richest prize in the game - TONIGHT!!!!


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JOHN CENA is shown standing in the backstage area, looking at his phone, as TIFFANY is seen getting ready for an interview with Cena, getting some final instructions from a producer. Without looking up from his phone, Cena starts speaking with her.

John Cena: So, seeing as this is a pre-tape, give me an idea what you’re gonna be askin.

Tiffany looks around, taken aback.

Tiffany: Wouldn’t that ruin the interview a little?? I mean, I’ve only been doing this a little while, but it’s best for things to be spontaneous, isn’t it??

Cena looks up from his phone, unimpressed.

John Cena: As if I give a damn what you want. I’m the star. I call the shots. Now what are you gonna be askin?? About last week?? About Steamboats Bull**** punishment?? What??

Tiffany freezes a little, with Cena glaring at her. He gets fed up, and sighs, then RIPS the sheet Tiffany is holding from her hands to read it. Tiffany looks horrified by the aggressiveness of Cena, and a tall man with long hair steps forward, speaking with a Scottish accent.

Scottish Man: Hey - there’s no need for that. Treat the lady with some respect, will ye??

Cena looks down from the sheet, angered that this worker is challenging him. Momentarily, Cena smirks, finding it humorous that someone is standing up to him.

John Cena: You must be new.

Cena scrunches up and tosses the paper away, then steps forward, looking to intimidate the nobody.

John Cena: But uh, the help??

Cena points around at the camera crew and workers.

John Cena: They don’t talk to me. You don’t talk to me. You don’t even LOOK at me, unless I tell you to.

The Man in Black steps right into the brave Scot, who doesn’t back down.

John Cena: And I don’t recall asking you to look at me. So quit the Braveheart act, and get back to holding cables.

Cena points at the cables, and the Scottish man chuckles at the suggestion - and ISNT backing up at all, whilst a horrified Tiffany steps in.

Tiffany: Drew - please. It’s okay.

Tiffany puts a hand on ‘Drews’ midsection, backing him up a little as she tries to diffuse the situation, turning to speak with Cena.

Tiffany: John, this is, uh, Drew McIntyre. Drew’s not a camera man, or a technical assistant. He’s … a wrestler.

Cena raises his eyebrows.

TIffany: And uh, my … boyfriend.

That surprises Cena, looking at Tiffany, then Drew, then Tiffany again.

John Cena: Ohh boy … this guy?? This six foot streak a piss?? You are WAAAY outta his league.

Drew doesn’t take kindly, and only for Tiffany being there, they could be fighting right now.

John Cena: Tough guy, huh?? Let’s see how tough you are, big guy. Huh??

Drew nods, but Tiffany shakes her head, horrified by the suggestion.

Tiffany: NO!! No, please. John, Drew is still training for his call up to the main roster. He wouldn’t be ready for this- he’s only here with me this week to come home and visit his family in Scotland. He’s not prepa-

John Cena: Shut up and let the men talk.

Cena switches focus to McIntyre.

John Cena: I mean, I know you Scottish dudes like to wear skirts, but I didn’t think that meant you let your women wear the trousers!! You let her do all the talkin??

McIntyre gets riled up.

Drew McIntyre: I’ll do my talking with my fists if you’re not careful.

Cena scoffs.

John Cena: Well then, today’s your lucky day, kid. See, it’s six years ago this week since I made my debut. So later, I think I’m gonna give something back - I’m gonna give another unknown the chance to shine. I’m gonna see to it that you have your first match on the main roster - TONIGHT!! … with me.

Drew nods - no fear or trepidation - eyeing himself an opportunity to debut against the biggest name in the company. Tiffany though, looks petrified for her boyfriend. Cena starts to walk off, then as he does, points to Drew while speaking to Tiffany.

John Cena: You should keep him on a leash. Wild dogs like that - they get put down.

McIntyre makes a lunge, but Tiffany holds him back. Cena laughs as he leaves, with Tiffany putting her head in her hands, fearing the worst for Drew…



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Back into the arena, MICHELLE MCCOOL is in the ring, with LAYLA EL on the outside, joining her…

Jim Ross: Well, I don’t know if that’s a good idea for this young man, Drew McIntyre to be making his debut tonight against John Cena-

The Coach: John Cena is giving back, J.R!! Six years ago, Kurt Angle gave Cena his shot, and look where Cena is today.

Jim Ross: I’ve got a bad feeling about it. That’s all I’m saying. And I’ve got a bad feeling about this too - why is Layla El accompanying Michelle McCool here!?

The Coach: Well, they’ve got one thing in common - they both hate Kelly Kelly!!

Jim Ross: I’d call it jealousy, Coach.

**HOLLA**

Getting a nice pop, and some unwanted wolf whistles, KELLY KELLY hit’s the stage, looking a little more pensive than usual, noticing the TWO people she’ll have to deal with tonight.

Jim Ross: And as I was saying, it’s jealousy, Coach. That’s all it can be. Michelle McCool and Layla both arrived on Raw during the draft and neither have had the kind of success or the following or even half the buzz that Kelly Kelly has had since she made her wrestling debut a little over a month ago!!

The Coach: I don’t know about jealousy, J.R. I just don’t think Michelle McCool and Layla respect Kelly’s ability. They don’t feel like they’ve had the same opportunities thrown their way.

Jim Ross: They both had title opportunities, Coach. What more do they want??

Kelly enters the ring, tentatively, wary of the presence of Layla - and when she takes her eyes off McCool to watch Layla, Michelle goes on the attack!!!

Match 2:
Michelle McCool vs. Kelly Kelly
McCool dominates the early moments, building momentum from the sneak attack. Michelle beats Kelly down by the ropes, roughing her up, then sends Kelly off the ropes, looking for her big boot - but Kelly ducks under, rolls McCool up - 1...2...NO!!! They both bounce up, with Kelly scoring with a drop toe hold, then a basement dropkick, when Layla gets on the ropes - only to eat a dropkick from Kelly!!! Kelly then turns around - right into the boot of McCool!!! 1...2...KICK OUT!!!!!

Michelle then looks to put Kelly away with the FAITH BREAKER - but Kelly counters, into a roll through - 1...2...NO!!!!! McCool kicks out, and Kelly tumbles forward into the ropes - BAM~!!!! Kelly gets clocked with a forearm from Layla - and it’s completely missed by the official!!! McCool feeds off the scraps, picking Kelly up, and this time DOES deliver the FAITH BREAKER!!!!! Michelle hooks the legs to inflict Kellys first defeat since becoming a full time wrestler; 1...2...3!!!!!
Winner: Michelle McCool @ 03:31

McCool rolls out of the ring, hugging Layla on the outside, with Layla getting a timely assist for her new friend. J.R and Coach argue about the finish, with J.R furious that Kellys undefeated streak has ended in this manner, but Coach argues that Kelly “asked for it” by attacking Layla first.

In the ring, Kelly slowly comes around, looking worse for wear after the Faith Breaker, but she shakes her head in anger, looking up at the departing duo of Michelle McCool and Layla who look back at the ring, waving at Kelly, happy to have inflicted her first loss.



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Back in the arena, CODY RHODES and KEN DOANE - The New Standard - are on their way to the ring already…

Jim Ross: Not a single sign of any sort of remorse from this guy, is there?? Saturday Night, Cody Rhodes was beaten by William Regal in the King of the Ring Quarter Finals, and then, backstage, he and Ken Doane would assault Regal, severely hampering the hometown hero, all but ending any hope Regal had of lifting the King of the Ring crown.

The Coach: Yeah, sure, leave out the bit where William Regal smuggled brass knucks inside a teddy bear!! Cody Rhodes had his reasons for doing what he did!!

Jim Ross: Absolutely sickening.

The Coach: At least we agree on that.

Jim Ross: I meant the mugging Regal got after the match!!

**WINGS OF A FALLEN ANGEL**

Making their elaborate entrance as ever, The Angels of Anarchy; DOUG WILLIAMS and CHRISTOPHER DANIELS make their way to the ring, but with much less gusto and passion as we are used to seeing - especially from Daniels - following their loss at Saturday Nights Main Event.

The Coach: I’m surprised we’re seeing these two together tonight, J.R!! I thought for sure that was the end of them as a team after they lost on Saturday!!

Jim Ross: The Angels of Anarchy may well be on the outside looking in right now when it comes to the World Tag Team Championships, but clearly, they wanna be right there when the time comes that Haas and Dinsmore lose those titles.

The Coach: Well, they could be waiting and spinning their wheels for some time. I don’t see the Master Craftsmen losing those titles anytime soon. These two are gonna be stuck doin a whole lot of nothing for the foreseeable future!!

Match 3:
The New Standard vs. The Angels of Anarchy
From the outset, Christopher Daniels seems off his game. Whilst Doug Williams is still motivated, it’s obvious Daniels is phoning it in. From his lack of enthusiasm, to his weak tags in and out from Doug and the mild, basic offence when he’s in the match tells the story of where Daniels head is at. His lack of motivation allows Rhodes and Doane to take control, and the New Standard have no qualms about taking advantage of the off his game Fallen Angel.

Even as the face in peril, Daniels isn’t putting up much of a fight, almost as if he wants it to be over, despite the encouragement from Williams on the apron. Cody goads Doug, with The Anarchist trying to get in the ring - but he’s naturally cut off by the official - allowing the illegal double team from Cody and Ken. However, as they beat on Daniels, Rhodes and Doane are in for a surprise … as WILLIAM REGAL AND GOLDUST HIT THE RING - ATTACKING THE NEW STANDARD!!!!!
Winners: Via DQ - The New Standard @ 04:06

Immediately, the referee calls for the bell - but Regal and Goldust didn’t come out for a sneak attack; they’re here for revenge!! Regal and Goldust take the fight to the New Standard, whilst Doug Williams tends to his own partner, who rolled out to the floor.

Regal puts Rhodes down, and produces the BRASS KNUCKS, whilst Goldust sets Doane up in the corner, wanting SHATTERED DREAMS … but Cody dives out of the ring to avoid the power of the punch, and quickly saves Doane too, dragging his partner out of the ring before Goldust can land the kick!!!

The New Standard escape up the ramp, fleeing from the vengeful minded Knuckle Dusters, with J.R commenting that this rivalry is FAR from over between the veterans and the upstarts … whilst in the background, Christopher Daniels brushes off the concern from Doug Williams for him, leaving up the ramp without his partner, who stands back, confused by Daniels.



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Backstage, JOHN CENA is making his way toward ‘Gorilla’ when the Raw General Manager, RICKY STEAMBOAT meets him. Cena shakes his head, wagging his finger at the GM.

John Cena: Just keep on walking - I don’t wanna see your face.

Steamboat shakes his head.

Ricky Steamboat: This’ll only take a moment. This match?? With Drew McIntyre?? I don’t want to see any repeat of last week. Have the match, but ONLY have the match.

Cena scoffs.

John Cena: You can go to hell. Layin the law down?? You must think I’m stupid. Like you can do anything to me.

Steamboat looks puzzled.

John Cena: I know I can go out and do whatever I want to this kid. You aint got the power to really punish me. The brass wont let you suspend me. They wont let you fire me. You could fine me… but that’ll only be pocket money as far as I‘m concerned.

Steamboat shakes his head.

Ricky Steamboat: Don’t push it, John.

John Cena: Or what?? I’m wise to your act; already. If you coulda fired me or suspended me - you woulda done it after last week. But ya didn’t, cause ya couldn’t. I’m the star. I’m THE star around here with Christian gone. You know it, I know it, the people with the real power know it too - Raw cant afford to lose me.

Cena smirks, enjoying the brief moment of power over the GM, looking past him and exhaling.

John Cena: So don’t waste your breath handing out empty threats, Steamer. I’m gonna go out there and do whatever the hell I want … because I got six months to kill before I can get my belt back.

Cena shrugs and matter-of-factly finishes up.

John Cena: And for those six months, I’ll just do whatever entertains me.

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Switching elsewhere, SCOTT STANFORD is standing by…

Scott Stanford: Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome the WWE Womens Champion, Beth Phoenix…

The camera pans to show a smiling BETH PHOENIX, cherishing her title on her shoulder.

Scott Stanford: Beth, a lot of people were left angered by your actions at Vengeance to win the Womens Championship, and the following night, last week on Raw. Many feel you preyed on the fragile emotional state of Mickie James to win the title-

Beth Phoenix: May I stop you??

Putting on a smile, Phoenix motions for Scott to take a step back, and she takes over - with the smile removed..

Beth Phoenix: If anyone thought that I had any interest in burying the hatchet with Mickie James - then they’re more gullible than her!! I did what I had to do to ensure I won back MY title at Vengeance. I mean, did you really think I could take any risks having that loose cannon as the guest referee?? After the amount of time I had to wait for my opportunity at the title - after watching all these other women get a shot at the title, I wasn’t leaving ANYTHING to chance at Vengeance.

Stanford speaks up, putting the pieces together.

Scott Stanford: So, you didn’t manipulate Mickie James to help you win because you didn’t think you could beat Gail Kim??

Beth scowls at Stanford.

Beth Phoenix: I’m insulted. There’s not a single woman on the roster that I don’t think I could beat. I’m stronger than all of them. I’m smarter than all of them. I’m a better wrestler than all of them. There’s not ONE woman on the roster that can hold a candle to me. And that goes for Mickie James and Gail Kim too. So to answer your question; no. I didn’t manipulate Mickie James out of fear that I couldn’t beat Gail Kim - I manipulated her to make sure she couldn’t screw it up for me.

Beth takes the title off her shoulder, showing it to Stanford.

Beth Phoenix: I used Mickie James to get this title back. But as for Gail Kim?? I’ll face her anytime, anyplace, anywhere.

Scott Stanford: And Mickie??

Phoenix shows the slightest of smirks.

Beth Phoenix: She can go back to the padded cell she came from.

The Womens Champion walks off, and we head back into the arena…



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Back into the arena…

{/SECOND HOUR}

**HATE ME NOW**

In his plain black hoodie, JOHN CENA hit’s the stage to the usual vociferous heat from the fans, but Cena keeps on walking, head down, not rising to the boos of the fans.

Jim Ross: I really don’t know how to feel about this match we’re about to see here-

The Coach: I’m proud, J.R. That’s how I feel. Proud that John Cena is giving back. He’s reaching out to offer the same opportunity he once had to another aspiring wrestler. And how fitting that he’s giving a Brit his big opportunity in Britain!!!

Jim Ross: Oh, he’s got a heart of gold, Coach!! Don’t try and make it look like this scumbag has any interest in giving Drew McIntyre an opportunity. He wants to embarrass and destroy this kid for having the temerity to stand up to him!!! That’s all this is!! And from what I’m told, Ricky Steamboat only allowed this to happen after Drew McIntyre begged him. He has plenty of reservations about this, as we just saw.

The Coach: He couldn’t cancel it, J.R!! Drew McIntyre called his entire family, he told all his friends - they’ll all be tuning in to Raw tonight!! And it doesn’t get bigger than a debut against John Cena!!!

Cena prowls around the ring, with his music dying down. The former champ continues to pace the ring, waiting for his opponent … as DREW MCINTYRE soon walks through the curtain.

No music plays the young Scot to the ring, wearing plain blue trunks and black boots, with his girlfriend, TIFFANY accompanying him, still looking worried about the situation…

Jim Ross: Well, we know very little about this Drew McIntyre kid. He’s the boyfriend of Tiffany, he’s under WWE contract, but he’s assigned to one of our feeder leagues if you will - he’s far from ready for this spotlight.

The Coach: I don’t know - Ted DiBiase Junior - for all his inexperience, made it all the way to the Quarter-Finals of the King of the Ring tournament, J.R.

Jim Ross: There were plenty of mitigating circumstances that led to that, Coach, and you know it. This kid had to borrow gear from superstars backstage this evening, and thanks to his contacts through Tiffany most likely, was he able to get help with obtaining gear. Not exactly ideal preparation for your debut.

McIntyre reaches ringside, with a little more trepidation on his face now, as it all becomes real. Tiffany appears to make a last ditch effort to get her boyfriend to turn around, but he assures her, and kisses her on the cheek.

The Coach: You don’t turn down the opportunity of a lifetime, J.R. No matter what preparations you’ve had, or whether you have the right gear. You have to grab opportunities like this without hesitation!!!

Jim Ross: Well, we’re gonna find out how wise a move this is for Drew McIntyre - it’s John Cena versus Drew McIntyre - next on Raw!!



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Back from the commercial, McIntyre is in the ring, once more telling Tiffany to relax, as the bell is rung.

Match 4:
John Cena vs. Drew McIntyre w/Tiffany
They circle the ring, with Cena calling McIntyre on, but the realization appears to have set in for the unprepared Scot, as he keeps circling, and taking a moment to calm the concerned Tiffany. Cena then stops when he passes by Tiffany, telling her; “Hope it aint his looks you‘re attracted to - I‘m about to change ‘em forever!!” That sparks the fury from McIntyre, and the Scot goes on the attack, lunging at Cena, hammering the former champion into the corner, and then looks for a whip across the ring - REVERSED by Cena - and Cena sends Drew into the corner; HARD … and follows in with a brutal clothesline at high speed!!!!

McIntyre slumps into the corner off the impact, and Cena gets nasty right away, with a series of rough looking knees then stomps to the face of McIntyre, before delivering a face wash. Cena chats to the terrified Tiffany as he drags McIntyre up, then drills him with a LARIAT!! The Man In Black drags Drew up, delivering his Blue Thunder Bomb - but elects not to cover the Scot. “You want this to be over??” Cena asks Tiffany, with the tearful girlfriend of McIntyre nodding … as Cena turns McIntyre over, locking on the STFU … with Drew meekly tapping out.
Winner: John Cena @ 01:21

Cena makes quick work of McIntyre, with some mercy being shown by the former World Champion to not drag the match out. Cena stomps McIntyre from the ring, with Tiffany coming to tend to her boyfriend on the outside.

Jim Ross: I don’t think anyone is surprised by this result-

The Coach: But full credit to John Cena - he didn’t drag this out and kill this kids confidence. You see?? He’s not the heartless guy you make him out to be, J.R!! John Cena has compassion!!

Jim Ross: Oh yeah - he’s a saint, Coach.

Drew is able to stand, but Tiffany puts herself under his arm anyway, to help him stay up, as she looks to lead him toward the ramp and to leave … but John Cena slides out of the ring, stopping the pair.

Jim Ross: Oh no. Now what?? Let them go, John!! For the love of God!!!

Cena wags his finger at Tiffany, with the blonde pleading, but Cena laughs her off, telling her; “I meant did you want the match to be over - this is when the fun starts.”

AND CENA BLASTS MCINTYRE WITH A RIGHT HAND!!!!!

Jim Ross: So much for the compassion!!! Huh, Coach??

Drew staggers back against the apron, with Cena scaring Tiffany off - but as Cena turns his attention back to the Scot - DREW FIGHTS BACK!!!!!

Jim Ross: GO ON KID!! FIGHT FOR YOUR LIFE!!!

McIntyre stuns Cena, coming back at him, rocking Cena with right hands, and Drew then slams Cenas face off the apron, and looks to hip toss The Man In Black into the steps - but Cena puts the brakes on, blocking the hip toss, then CLEANS McIntyre out with a THUNDEROUS clothesline!!!!!

“Now you‘re really gonna pay!!”

Cena drags McIntyre up, and sends him THROUGH the steel steps - drawing a shriek out of the horrified girlfriend of McIntyre. He then PICKS UP the steps - and PLOWS THROUGH McIntyre with them!!!!!

Jim Ross: We need help out here!! We need help - this situation is escalating!!

The Coach: Too late I think-

Cena doesn’t let up though, and tears away the mats - exposing the floor - ignoring pleas from Tiffany to stop. Two referees try to stop Cena, but he SHOVES them aside, with the referees proving unable to put a stop to the rampage. Cena scoops Drew up, onto his shoulders - FU ON THE EXPOSED FLOOR!!!!!!

Jim Ross: GOD DAMN IT!!! THAT’S ENOUGH!!!

The Coach: Oh boy, this is a lesson.

Instantly, Tiffany scurries to Drew on the floor, holding him by the head, crying as she watches her boyfriend take a beating. She tries to help him up, but Drew is out of it after the FU … and Cena returns to the scene - BRINGING A CHAIR!!!!!

Jim Ross: No- no, John. You’ve gone far enough!!!

Cena scares Tiffany off by smashing the chair by her side, then proceeds to drive the chair into the guts of McIntyre, standing over him, repeatedly driving the weapon into the gut, and follows that by SLAMMING the chair across the mid section, then the ribs, then the back, punishing McIntyre.

Jim Ross: What the hell are ya trying to prove here??

The Coach: It’s a message, J.R. To everyone!!

Tiffany tries to intervene once again - but Cena SWINGS BACK THE CHAIR - threatening to hit TIFFANY - with the terrified blonde running away. Cena shouts to her; “You try and get in my way again - I WILL smash that pretty face of yours into bits!!!” Cena smashes the chair off the SKULL of the prone McIntyre before tossing the chair aside!!!

Jim Ross: He’s off the damn rails!!! We need help out here, DAMN IT!!!

BUT HE STILL ISNT DONE!!!!!

Cena now drags the lifeless body of McIntyre up, telling the sobbing Tiffany; “One more thing…” … as he carries Drew - a bloodied up Drew - to the announce table, motioning for J.R and Coach to get out of the way…

The Coach: I’m outta here!!!

The Man In Black punches another referee that looks to stop him, and he then grabs Drew by the face; “Never disrespect me again.” … and scoops McIntyre up … FU THROUGH THE TABLE!!!!!!!!!

Cena stands tall after the FU, and watches as Tiffany tends to her bloodied up boyfriend, laying on Drew to protect him, pleading for Cena to stop - all through tears. Cena smiles, seemingly enjoying getting the reaction from Tiffany, pointing at Drew and telling Tiffany; “You oughta dump that bum.”

Cena then leaves the ringside area, as agents, more referees, medics and RICKY STEAMBOAT make their way down the ramp, with Cena passing them - smiling - but Steamboat isn’t smiling, shaking his head in anger and frustration as he walks by Cena, with Cena telling the GM; “Fire me.”.

Cena stops on the ramp and watches as they all make their way to ringside, hands on his hips, not removing his smirk, as we still hear nothing on commentary, with J.R joining the group all looking concerned for McIntyre, whilst others console the traumatised Tiffany…



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Raw returns at ringside, where Jim Ross and The Coach are settling back down with a hastily set up table for them after their announce desk was destroyed…

Jim Ross: Well, we’re back, folks - and if you’re just joining us, you may be wondering what in the hell has happened. John Cena. That’s what happened. He’s a man without a care in the world right now - and he doesn’t care whose lives he has to ruin to make himself feel better. Moments ago, John Cena just brutalized a young up and coming superstar in Drew McIntyre. McIntyre was admittedly, completely out of his depth, but winning the match wasn’t enough for Cena.

The Coach: Yeah … Cena used those steel steps, used a steel chair, he FU’ed the guy on the floor, and uh-

Jim Ross: He put the kid through our table. A sickening act to have to sit and watch happen. God knows what kind of setback that’ll be for Drew McIntyres aspirations. And Cena has gone two for two in recent weeks. He’s annihilated Drew McIntyre tonight, and last week he did the same to Christian.

The Coach: It was a lot worse with Christian, in all fairness, J.R. This was tame.

Jim Ross: In comparison - yeah, as ridiculous as it sounds, it probably was. Because last week, John Cena went way beyond even this tonight. He FU’ed Christian OFF the stage. With absolutely no thought about the consequences it would have on Christian, and no remorse for his actions, John Cena not only didn’t care if he ended Christians career last week - he actively wanted to end his career.

The Coach: But J.R - has he?? What have you heard??

Jim Ross: Honestly?? Very little. The people close to Christian are refusing to give away too many details. What I do know is that he is currently in a neck brace and was allowed to go home from hospital at the weekend - albeit on crutches. As far as I’m concerned, the man is lucky to be alive. Given the small amounts of information we’ve received - Christian could be out of action for an indefinite amount of time quite frankly.

The Coach: There’s a rumour he may require neck surgery … and that could keep him out for a year if that’s true…

Jim Ross: But that’s all it is right now; rumours. But the big one that is going around backstage is that Christian is looking at six months on the shelf - and that could be the reason why John Cena has been barred from challenging from the World Championship for six months also. An eye for eye if you will… But Christian, I’m sure you’re watching - get well soon, champ. We’ll miss ya.

The Coach: Okay … but moving on-

Jim Ross: Can you not be an ass for one night??

The Coach: I am what I am, J.R. And yeah, let’s move on - from the former World Champion to the NEW one. And tonight, Brent Albright looks to go for his second title defence in just EIGHT days since becoming champion!!!

Jim Ross: And there could be another NEW World Champion by the end of this night!! Shelton Benjamin defeated Rey Mysterio earlier tonight to earn the opportunity, and now, later, he challenge-

Voice: HOO-RAH!!!!

Suddenly, J.R looks up, looking confused…

Jim Ross: Now what-

The Coach: Is that who I think it is?? IT IS!!! IT’S THE MIZ!!!!

THE MIZ strolls onto the stage, wearing the tattered Hardcore Championship he’s been carrying around since last December, but the fans in England boo the reality star mercilessly. Miz motions with his hand to settle the fans down, before speaking…

The Miz: Last week, one incident caused shockwaves around the world. Not just in the sports entertainment industry … but in ALL of entertainment. It had EVERYONE talking. On the internet forums-

Miz stops himself, questioning the fans.

The Miz: …you … people have internet here, right??

Cheat heat. Miz appears to take the reaction as a ‘no‘.

The Miz: Well, everyone on it is talking about this one thing. Not just on the internet, but on the chat-shows, around the water-cooler, in the schoolyards … you had to be hidden under a rock to miss what happened last week.

Miz shakes his head.

The Miz: And I’m not talking about CM Punk winning the King of the Ring tournament … I’m not even talking about John Cena flipping Christian off this stage and breaking his neck.

Miz says it so flippantly, and gets the appropriate heat for it.

The Miz: I’m talking - of course - about ME - YOUR Hardcore Champion - YES - I even represent YOU people in Liverpool-

More cheat heat from the fans. Miz puts a hand out as if to say STOP.

The Miz: Hold your applause…

He pauses for a moment, waiting for the fans to settle.

The Miz: Yes, I represent you ALL as YOUR Hardcore Champion!!! And I’m talking about the TRUUUE story of when The MIZ announced he was headed to … {puts on a squeaky voice with air quotes} “E-C-W” … to show the world that I’M THE MIZ … AND I’MMMM …

Dramatic pause…

The Miz: … HARD-CORRRRRE!!!!!!!

Boos.

The Miz: ECW wont know what hit it when I show up at One Night Stand for my open challenge. That’s right - I’m putting up MY coveted Hardcore Championship against ANY extremist that wants a shot.

Miz nods, still smiling.

The Miz: And tonight, The Miz brings to Liverpool … a presentation.

He shakes his head.

The Miz: And not just any old presentation. A HARDCORE presentation. I’ve trawled through all the most extreme moments in WWE history - and I’ve put together this series of highlights so that the ECW roster knows exactly what it’s getting itself into. Because with this title, I represent all the great Hardcore Champions that came before me.

Miz starts rhyming off names…

The Miz: Gerald Brisco, Crash Holly, The Mean Street Posse, Godfathers Ho - I could go on…

Purposely leaving out the former ECW alumni that held the title…

The Miz: But The Miz is heading to the Hammerstein Ballroom on July 13 and I’m calling out ANYONE brave enough to step in the ring with the greatest living Hardcore wrestler on this planet!!

Miz snaps his fingers and points to the titan tron.

The Miz: Roll the tape!!!



A ‘Hardcore Tribute’ video airs, mainly focusing on the antics of Crash Holly et al during the memorable 24/7 era of the Hardcore Championship. There’s also some ‘comedy’ spots from Al Snow/Big Bossman Hardcore Matches in 1999, the rather tame finish to the Mankind/Rock Empty Arena match in ‘99, Molly Holly losing the title to Christian after running into a door at WrestleMania 18, and the ‘Evening Gown’ match between Gerald Brisco and Pat Patterson at the 2000 King of the Ring. Basically anything that makes a mockery of ‘Hardcore’ wrestling.



Back in the arena, The Miz looks happy with the ‘presentation.’

The Miz: ECW?? THAT is Hardcore. And so … am … I. … BE … JEALOUS!!!!

The Miz tosses the mic away, and turns to leave the stage…

**THIS FIRE BURNS**

Bypassing The Miz on the stage, CM PUNK makes his way out for his match with Colt Cabana, shaking his head at the Hardcore Champion. The 2008 King of the Ring hunches down, yells out; “IT‘S CLOBBERIN TIME” and proceeds down the ramp …

BUT GETS JUMPED FROM BEHIND BY COLT CABANA!!!!!

Cabana isn’t waiting!!! Incensed after the sneak attack earlier in the night, Colt Cabana dishes out some revenge to Punk, with the Intercontinental Champion stumbling down the ramp, with Colt SLAMMING Punks head off the steel steps!!!

Jim Ross: CM Punk is living to regret his actions earlier!!! Colt Cabana is out for payback here!!! He’s not waiting for the bell!!!

The Coach: He’s a loose cannon!!! This is unacceptable behaviour!!!

Colt stands over Punk on the floor, as we head into the commercial…

Jim Ross: It’s CM Punk vs. Colt Cabana - when we come back!!

The Coach: If they can get this goofball to get in the ring!!!



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Match 5 | NON-TITLE MATCH:
Intercontinental Champ. CM Punk vs. Colt Cabana
Joined in progress, Colt Cabana is in the midst of an Aeroplane Spin on Punk, with the fans counting along to TWELVE spins, before Colt drops Punk - and sells the dizziness himself for a few moments. Cabana rattles off four right hands, sends Punk off the ropes, and looks for a dropkick - but Punk holds onto the ropes!! Cabana falls flat onto the mat, and Punk quickly drops a knee on Colts head, helping the King of the Ring take control, before dropping an elbow for a quick two count.

Punk wears Cabana down, scoring a near fall off a jumping calf kick, then scores with his running knee to the corner, following with the running bulldog out of the corner, cover, 1...2...NO!!! Punk continues to wear Colt down, talking trash while he does it, but makes a big mistake, looking for a superplex - as Cabana fights back, preventing the move, then shoves Punk off!!! Cabana has lift off with a cross body off the top - trapping Punk; 1...2...KICK OUT!!!!!

Cabana makes his comeback, nearly pinning Punk with consecutive pinning combinations, but Punk escapes each time. They then trade chops, but Colt wins out, beating the King of the Ring into the corner, and scores with a running butt splash to the corner, then gets Punk up on his shoulders - but Punk drives his elbows into the side of the skull, escaping danger … and catches Cabana in the ANACONDA VISE!!!!! Colt doesn’t last long in the hold before he TAPS OUT!!!!!
Winner: CM Punk @ 07:19

The bell rings to signify the end of the match, but CM Punk REFUSES to release his submission hold!!! The referee calls for Punk to release the hold, but Punk shakes his head, and squeezes tighter!!!

Jim Ross: What the hell has gotten into everyone here tonight!? RELEASE THE HOLD DAMN IT!!!!

The Coach: Don’t mess with the King, J.R!! This is what happens!!!

The official is unable to prise Punks arms apart to break the hold, with Punk trying to choke Colt out, talking trash while he does it …

**HERE TO SHOW THE WORLD**

NICK NEMETH comes SPRINTING down the ramp, and when Punk clocks the music, he finally decides to release the hold, slithering out of the ring, just in time to avoid being caught by Nick Nemeth, who storms the ring, climbing up on the ropes, taking a swing as Punk gets away.

Jim Ross: It’s a case of the limber tales for Punk!! Not such a big man now, is he!?

The Coach: I don’t know what Nick Nemeth thinks he’s doing out here. This is none of his business!!

Jim Ross: He’s made it his business!! Let’s not forget Nick Nemeth had CM Punk BEAT on Saturday Night in the Quarter-Finals of the King of the Ring tournament. Nemeth thought he’d beaten Punk!! But only for the foot on the rope, CM Punk survived-

The Coach: Nemeth THOUGHT he won, J.R. But he didn’t. That’s the important bit. He lost - like everyone else lost!! This has nothing to do with him!!

Punk backs up the ramp, being handed his title belt by the official, looking back at Nemeth in the ring, with Nick Nemeth challenging Punk to get back to the ring, before pointing to the I.C Title, and motioning around his waist, telling Punk he wants the title.

Jim Ross: And I think Nick Nemeth just made it plainly obvious what he wants!! CM Punk may have taken the King of the Ring - but Nick Nemeth clearly believes he’s every bit as good as the Intercontinental Champion; if not better!! And he wants the Intercontinental Championship!!

The Coach: Hasn’t earned it. He hasn’t earned it, J.R. He lost Saturday Night - he has no right to a shot at Punk.

Jim Ross: He may not have earned that shot - but next week he’ll have the chance to do just that!! I’m being told that next week on Raw, there will be a Six Pack Challenge to determine the next Number One Contender for the Intercontinental Championship!!! And Nick Nemeth WILL be one of those six men!!!

The Coach: What??

Jim Ross: Nick Nemeth, Garrison Cade, Cody Rhodes, William Regal, Kid Kash and Charlie Haas will battle it out - one fall to a finish - with the winner earning a future shot at CM Punk and the Intercontinental Title!!!

The Coach: But that’s not fair!! CM Punk just won the King of the Ring tournament!! It’s NOT FAIR!!!



Cutting away, we see AMERICAS MOST WANTED sat in a local bar in Liverpool, glugging on beer bottles, sharing a laugh and a joke over something we don’t know, as they ‘warn up’ for the BAR ROOM BRAWL against the East Coast Party Boys imminently.

Jim Ross: And from what I’m being told, Zack Ryder and Curt Hawkins are just moments away from this pub in Liverpool town centre!! Tonight, they’ve accepted the challenge from Americas Most Wanted - a Bar Room Brawl!!

The Coach: The East Coast Party Boys wont know what’s hit ‘em here J.R!! This could get ugly!!!

Jim Ross: We’re about to find out - the Bar Room Brawl - is NEXT!!!



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VIDEO PACKAGE

The video begins with just a black screen, until the ‘chant’ is heard clearly…

…“E-C-DUB, E-C-DUB, E-C-DUB”…

Then, a sequence of classic ECW clips; Bam Bam Bigelow tossing Spike Dudley into the crowd and Spike crowd surfing; Rey Mysterio delivering a Hurricanrana to Juvi off a car, The Dudley Boys putting Balls Mahoney through a flaming table and Taz Tazplexing Tommy Dreamer off a balcony through a table.

…“E-C-DUB, E-C-DUB, E-C-DUB”…

Clips of RVD hitting a series of Van Daminators and Van Terminators, Sandman whacking the Singapore Cane off countless faces, whilst drinking beer and smoking on his way to the ring, and Kid Kash leaping off the ropes.

…“E-C-DUB, E-C-DUB, E-C-DUB”…

Tommy Dreamer in amongst the fans, Bam Bam Bigelow and Taz going through the ring, Sandman drinking beer off a whores breasts, Sabu colliding with barbed wire ropes,

…“E-C-DUB, E-C-DUB, E-C-DUB”…

Flashing shots of Tajiri, Dawn Marie, Justin Credible, Jerry Lynn, Mikey Whipwreck, Terry Funk, Masato Tanaka, Francine, Cactus Jack, Shane Douglas and Raven posing with his arms outstretched.

…“E-C-DUB, E-C-DUB, E-C-DUB”…

Sabu and Taz face to face, RVD diving into the crowd off a somersault plancha, Beulah getting into a cat fight, The Dudleys getting into it with fans and the ring filling up with chairs thrown in by the fans…

…“E-C-DUB, E-C-DUB, E-C-DUB”…

And end on the words hitting the screen;

ONE
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Back at the pub, we see ZACK RYDER and CURT HAWKINS walking in through the door, with a little trepidation, as both are more comfortable in a bouncing nightclub.

Immediately, the pub falls to a standstill, with the two youngsters sticking out from the crowd, clearly not fitting the profile of the pub.

They walk in and look down, with their feet squelching and sticking to the old carpet in the old pub, which looks like it hasn’t had a lick of paint since the 60’s.

The East Coast Party Boys make their way inside to the bar, politely nodding as they pass locals, and take a seat at the bar, with Hawkins nudging Ryder and whispering; “I don’t think we‘ll get any Long Island Iced Teas in here”

Ryder nods, and they look around, waiting for AMW - perhaps not realising Harris and Storm arrived earlier … and get JUMPED by Americas Most Wanted!!!!

Match 6 | BAR ROOM BRAWL:
Americas Most Wanted vs. The East Coast Party Boys
Harris rams Ryder into the bar, whilst Storm tackles Hawkins down. AMW hammer the Party Boys, but with Ryder and Hawkins down, AMW get too cocky, and take a moment to toast each other - allowing Hawkins and Ryder to recover and fight back!!! The Party Boys take it to AMW, with Ryder sending Storm into the side of the pool table - but as he charges at the Cowboy, Storm back drops Ryder onto the pool table!!!! Meanwhile, Harris throws a pint of beer into Hawkins face, then BREAKS A STOOL OVER HAWKINS BACK!!!!!

Storm takes Ryder, and slides him right across the bar, through bottles and glasses, before holding Zacks head under a beer tap, pouring beer into Ryders mouth, with Ryder not liking the beer - seeing as he’s used to cocktails. Harris misses a punch on Hawkins, hurting his hand in the process, whilst Curt grabs a beer bottle, SMASHING it over the back of the Wildcats skull!!! Harris goes down, and Hawkins DUMPS a table onto him!!! Meanwhile, Ryder SPITS beer in Storms face, giving him the chance to fight back, angered by having to drink the beer!!!

Ryder dropkicks Storm - with Storm GOING THROUGH A WINDOW!!!!! Storm tumbles through the window, landing on the ground outside, in the smoking area, with Ryder following out through the door. As Ryder comes for Storm, Hawkins breaks a pool cue over Harris back!!! Outside, Zack stubs out a cigarette on Storm, getting a howl from the Cowboy. Ryder then takes the cigarette pack from the stander-by, telling them “You shouldn’t smoke - it‘s bad for your health and it‘ll turn your teeth yellow, bro!!” But taking that time to give advice is a bad move, as Storm is able to tackle Ryder to the ground!!!!

Back inside, Chris Harris has just nailed Hawkins with a pool ball, then slams his face off the table. With Storm bringing Ryder back inside, Harris throws Hawkins into the mens toilets, closing the door and setting a stool to stop him from getting out!! It’s 2 on 1 now, and AMW beat down Ryder with clubbing blows to him. Having worn Zack down, AMW prepare to finish him off with a Death Sentence, as Storm climbs up onto the bar. However, HAWKINS MAKES THE SAVE!!!!! Hawkins somehow escapes the toilets, SMASHING a vodka bottle over Storm!!!!

The return of Hawkins distracts Harris, allowing Ryder to escape his clutches, making a fight back, and then CATAPULTS HARRIS INTO THE JUKEBOX!!!!! The glass from the jukebox smashes all over the place, before Ryder and Hawkins double team the Wildcat - LONG ISLAND EXPRESS!!!!! The East Coast Party Boys knock out BOTH members of Americas Most Wanted, and make the cover, with the referee appearing for the first time to make the count … 1...2...3!!!!!
Winners: The East Coast Party Boys @ 05:06

Hawkins and Ryder triumph over Americas Most Wanted; AGAIN!!!!! And in their own favoured environment, AMW still couldn’t beat the rising East Coast Party Boys!!! The patrons in the pub all cheer, and despite reservations about the two pretty boys, the locals appear to have warmed to Hawkins and Ryders through their fighting spirit.

The locals celebrate with the Party Boys, as Ryder shouts; “THE SHOTS ARE ON ME!!!” with the locals lifting Ryder and Hawkins up in celebration, cheering them on, whilst Harris and Storm remain down and out - like a couple of homeless bums, beaten in their own favoured match.



Back into the arena…

**AINT NO STOPPIN ME**

Walking out for the second time tonight, SHELTON BENJAMIN gears up for his big one on one opportunity for the World Heavyweight Championship. Clips air of his thrilling win earlier in the night against Rey Mysterio which earned him this opportunity as he walks down the ramp.

Jim Ross: Is tonight the night for Shelton Benjamin?? Is that long journey to the top of the mountain about to end?? He’s on the biggest roll of his career, there may never come a better time for Shelton Benjamin!!

The Coach: I gave up on this guy last year, J.R. And I was his biggest fan back then!! When he separated from Theodore Long - the man who brought him all his success - I knew then, he’d never amount to anything. He’s always going to find himself a step below the top of the ladder.

Jim Ross: He might just be about to make you eat your words, Coach!!

**MEET YOUR MASTER**

Walking out on his own, the World Heavyweight Champion elects to leave Charlie Haas and Nick Dinsmore behind, and instead, with the belt around his waist, BRENT ALBRIGHT saunters down the ramp, not looking too concerned ahead of his first real title defence, though he still claims the win over Christian last week as legitimate.

Jim Ross: Tonight, we’ll find out if Brent Albright is the real deal. There’s still a plethora of questions he has to answer-

The Coach: He’s the World Champ - he answers to no-one!!!

Jim Ross: He has plenty of doubters, Coach. From the manner in which he won the gold at Vengeance, to claiming a win over Christian last week - he aint screaming big time to me, that’s for damn sure!! And he’s got a hungry challenger hot on his tail tonight!! Now, the hunter has become the hunted!! Just how will Albright cope under the pressure!! The main event - for the richest prize in the game - is coming up next!!!!



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Raw returns, just in time for the introductions before the main event kicks off…

Main Event | WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH:
Brent Albright vs. Shelton Benjamin
Straight into a lock up, Benjamin and Albright battle for supremacy, but Brent goes behind for the waistlock, taking Shelton down. The challenger swiftly switches on the ground though, and after a brief scramble, Benjamin takes control, with Albright scrambling to the ropes for safety and a break. Benjamin looks confident as he reaches his feet, with J.R quipping that Brent Albright is no match on the mat for the collegiate grappler. Brent stands back up, locking horns with the challenger again, and quickly applies a side headlock, then transitions to a hammerlock. Benjamin escapes though, applying a hammerlock of his own, then grips Brent, looking for a GERMAN - NO!!!

Again, Albright grabbed the ropes to cause a break. Growing in confidence, Shelton smiles, as he and Albright circle, then lock up once more. Again, Albright gets the side headlock, but he’s quickly shoved off by Benjamin, with Albright coming back, knocking the Black Diamond off his feet with a shoulder block!! The champion affords himself a smile off the knockdown, and takes off hitting the ropes again, but as he comes back, Shelton leaps up, over Albright, and meets him as he returns again - reeling off an arm drag!!! Benjamin follows that with another … and another!!!! A hat trick of arm drags from Benjamin sees Albright all over the place, allowing the challenger to go for the T-BONE - NO!!!!! Albright escapes, and rolls out of the ring right away, taking a walk.

Albright ignores the boos from the fans, but Shelton is growing in confidence, seemingly having the number of the champion thus far. Brent walks around the ring to clear his head before returning, circling before he and Benjamin lunge in for a lock up - but this time, Albright cheap shots on the way in!!! Boos rain down on the champion, with Albright getting dirty, clubbing the back of the challenger, softening him up, and sends him toward the corner - but Shelton LEAPS to the top, then leaps back with a cross body to Albright!!! 1...2...KICK OUT!!!!! Albright kicks out, but Benjamin is on top, beating the champion into the corner, and looks for an Irish whip across to the opposite corner - reversed by Albright. The champion follows in, but Benjamin gets a boot up … and traps Albright as he stumbles away - INVERTED BACKBREAKER CONNECTS!!!! 1...2...NO!!!!!

Benjamin winces, knowing how close he was, but drags Brent Albright back to his feet, punching the champion into the corner, sending him across the ring to the opposite corner - and follows in with a STINGER SPLASH!!!!! Not content with one, Shelton backs out, then rushes in for a SECOND STINGER SPLASH - NO!!! Albright dodges out of danger, and Benjamin is punished for going back to the well, with the champion catching Shelton with a low flapjack, dropping the challenger into the middle rope, and rushes off the ropes, delivering his 6-1-KNEE to Shelton Benjamin!!!!! Lateral press, 1...2...KICK OUT!!!!!

Albright shakes his head at the kick out, and weakens Shelton with right hands as Benjamin attempts to get back to his feet. Albright turns and hit’s the ropes, coming back at the challenger - who explodes with a SAMOAN DROP!!!! 1...2...ALBRIGHT KICKS OUT!!!! Again, Shelton looks anguished by the near fall, coming close to capturing that elusive World title. The challenger gets up, and climbs up top, with the fans rising to their feet, expecting the BLOCKBUSTER which no-one has kicked out of since Benjamin added it to his repertoire … but as Benjamin leaps off, ALBRIGHT MOVES OUT OF DANGER!!!!! Benjamin lands hard on the canvas, with Albright seizing the opportunity, gripping Shelton from behind as he gets back up - HALF NELSON SUPLEX!!!!! 1...2...SHELTON KICKS OUT!!!!!

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Albright argues the count momentarily with Mike Chioda, before getting back to work, knowing he cant give Benjamin time to recover. Albright begins to get down and dirty, bending the rules, making the most of his opportunity to soften Benjamin. The World Champion uses the ropes for leverage as he chokes Benjamin with his boot, arguing with the official as he gives a five count to break it. Albright jaw-jacks with Chioda, before tossing the weakened challenger out of the ring. Albright follows out, and grabs Shelton, sending him into the ring post - ARM first!!!!! It’s no coincidence with Benjamin hitting arm first either - as Albright looks to soften the Black Diamond up for the patented Crowbar, repeating the trick, ramming Benjamin into the post again, with Sheltons arm taking the brunt of the impact!!!

Albright rolls Benjamin back in, and drapes the challengers arm over the top rope, before taking the arm and leaps out of the ring, yanking the arm over the top rope!! Shelton bumps back, and rolls around on the mat, clutching his arm, with Albright climbing back in, stomping the body part once more. Brent drags Shelton up, quickly delivering an arm breaker to further weaken the target area, and begins to ruthlessly stomp the arm, before bouncing off the ropes and dropping a knee to the arm too. Once again, Albright drags his challenger to his feet, but with his good arm, Shelton fights back, throwing hands at the champion, forcing Brent to drive a knee to the gut of Benjamin again, cutting the momentum of the challenger short. Albright sends Shelton off to the corner - but as before, Benjamin LEAPS to the top rope … only this time, Albright has it scouted and CROTCHES Shelton on the top rope!!!!!

The World Champion follows Benjamin up to the top, looking for a SIDE SUPLEX off the top, but as he executes the suplex, SHELTON COUNTERS IN MID AIR FOR A CROSS BODY!!!!!! Both men are down off the collision, but slowly rise to their feet, beating the officials count, and they trade blows back and forth. Just as it looks like the challenger is getting the upper hand of the fist fight, Brent RAKES the eyes, slowing Shelton to a halt. Albright takes a breath, then runs off the ropes - but he’s followed by Benjamin - and Shelton CLOTHESLINES Albright over the top, to the floor below!!!!! Shelton draws a pop from the fans, with the challenger rising back to his feet on the floor, stalking the retreating Albright, with the champ begging off from Shelton, buying himself time, before he grabs Benjamin by the trunks and YANKS him forward, with the challenger stumbling head first into the ring post!!!!!

Benjamin falls prey to the tricks of Albright, and as he staggers away holding his face, Albright is able to get back to his feet, rolling in and out of the ring to break the count, and he follows Shelton, looking to whip him into the steps … but the athleticism of Benjamin comes to the challengers aid once more, with Shelton avoiding the collision and instead LEAPS onto the steps!!! Brent quickly follows him up though, punching him in the gut, and snapping off a suplex OFF THE STEPS!!!!!! Albright rolls back into the ring, as Shelton is in a race against time to beat the count. Brent tells Chioda to count faster as he reaches five, six, seven … with Shelton struggling to pull himself to his feet … BUT HE JUST ROLLS IN AT NINE TO BREAK THE COUNT!!!!!

Albright is furious, and punishes Shelton for his efforts, stomping him mercilessly in the corner, drawing out every moment of the officials five count. The champion then suplexes Benjamin - but keeps his grip applied - and brings Shelton back up, and looks for a GERMAN SUPLEX - BUT BENJAMIN ROLLS THROUGH … 1...2...KICK OUT!!!!! Albright escapes the pin, bouncing up - right into a series of clotheslines from the Black Diamond!!! Finding another gear now, Benjamin has Albright at sixes and sevens, and sends the champion off the ropes, ducking for the return … KICKED AWAY!!! Benjamin spins away after the kick, allowing Albright to grip from behind - ROLLING GERMAN SUPLEXES!!!!! Benjamin isn’t able to prevent or block the hat trick - with Albright bridging on the third German for a pin - 1...2...SHELTON KICKS OUT!!!!!!!!

Benjamin somehow survives the trifecta of German Suplexes, but Albright now has his sights set on his ACE IN THE HOLE!!! The World Champion scoops Shelton up - BUT BENJAMIN ESCAPES!!! Albright then misses a wild swing for a clothesline, with Shelton ducking under, racing off the ropes, coming back with a FLYING FOREARM … BUT ALBRIGHT MOVES … AND BENJAMIN COLLIDES WITH THE OFFICIAL!!!!!!!! The referee takes the forearm, and right away, Albright takes advantage of the ref bump - KICKING BENJAMIN IN THE NUTS!!!!! The champion then gets Shelton up … ACE IN THE HOLE!!!!! Albright doesn’t cover, knowing the referee is down, and instead looks to revive him, grabbing a bottle of water from the timekeepers table and pouring it over Chioda to bring him around. He then gives Chioda a shake, looking to revive him, with Chioda stirring slightly.

Brent then drags Shelton back up, looking for a second ACE IN THE HOLE … BUT BENJAMIN SLIPS OFF - DUCKS A PUNCH - PAYDIRT!!!!!!!!! Benjamin crawls into the cover, leaning back … with Chioda … slowly … getting … into … position … … … 1 … … 2 … … ALBRIGHT KICKS OUT!!!!! It’s an agonizing near fall, with Albright clearly down long enough, but Chioda just took too long to make the count after the shot he took moments earlier. Benjamin shows the agony on his face, knowing the title was in his grasp, but the challenger powers through, getting back to his feet, looking worse for wear as he climbs up top … setting himself for the BLOCKBUSTER … looking to close the show; WHEN HAAS AND DINSMORE HIT RINGSIDE!!!!! The cavalry come to save Albright, and Benjamin is forced to LEAP OFF AND CROSS BODY THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS ON THE FLOOR!!!!!

Shelton Benjamin takes out Haas and Dinsmore to a MASSIVE pop from the fans, but when he gets back up, Benjamin is met with a baseball slide from Albright in the ring!!! Haas and Dinsmore may have eaten the cross body, but their run in caused the desired effect. Albright rolls out of the ring, and this time DOES send Shelton into the steel steps!! Now, the recovering Nick Dinsmore gets the attention of the referee … distracting him … allowing Haas to trap Benjamins arm by the steps … and Albright KICKS THE STEPS - CRUSHING BENJAMINS ARM!!!!!! Shelton howls in pain, clutching his arm, staggering away from the steps, with Albright patting Haas on the chest as a thank you for the assist … with Chioda now regaining control, ordering Haas and Dinsmore to the back … but the damage has been done!!!

Chioda follows, as Albright rolls Benjamin back into the ring - with Shelton still in utter agony and clutching his arm - and the champion grabs the arm, looking for the CROWBAR … BUT BENJAMIN ROLLS THROUGH INTO A PIN … 1...2...ALBRIGHT JUST ESCAPES!!!! He gets up, rushing at Benjamin - CAUGHT - T-BONE EXPLODER - NO!!!!! Benjamin breaks it himself, clutching his arm in agony, unable to execute the Exploder … and he turns back around - RIGHT INTO A BELLY TO BELLY!!!! 1...2...NO!!!!! Benjamin wont stay down!!! Albright is simmering with fury, unable to put Shelton away, and he wraps the bad arm around the ropes, causing further pain to Shelton, with J.R believing the arm could be broken.

Chioda forces the break at the ropes, with Albright taking the entire count to get as much damage in as possible. The official gives the champion a stern warning for disobeying him … as Shelton looks for a kick to take Albright by surprise - caught by Brent - DRAGON WHIP BY BENJAMIN!!!!! He cant hook the leg, but Shelton covers the champion; 1...2...NO!!!!! Using everything he has left in the tank, the challenger pushes to his feet, and climbs the ropes for the Blockbuster - taking a long time due to being hampered by the injured arm - and it allows Albright to recover, jumping up, racing up the ropes; ARM DRAG TO THE BAD ARM FROM THE TOP ROPE!!!! And instantly, once on the canvas, Albright swoops in; CROWBAR LOCKED ON!!!!!! Benjamin cant block out the pain, and soon TAPS OUT!!!!!!
Winner: And STILL World Heavyweight Champion - Brent Albright @ 16:13

Victorious, Albright eventually releases the submission, and calls for his belt, demanding Chioda raise his arm a second time once he has it, much to the chagrin of the fans.

Jim Ross: Brent Albright gets the job done - but not without a little touch of controversy!!!

The Coach: Controversy?? What controversy, old timer?? Shelton Benjamin just tapped out in the middle of the ring!!

Jim Ross: That doesn’t tell the whole story, and you know it, Coach. Charlie Haas and Nick Dinsmore swung the momentum from Shelton Benjamin to Brent Albright. Their interference led to the sickening kick by the steps to the arm, and without that, Shelton Benjamin could’ve fought the Crowbar at the end a lot more.

The Coach: Shelton Benjamin made the mistake. He didn’t need to leap off the top rope to the floor like he did. He should’ve kept his eyes on the prize - and that was the big cheese; Brent Albright. But he didn’t. He saw a chance to look like a daredevil, a chance to make himself look good for these people - he made the mistake.

Jim Ross: He did what he had to do- and - now what??

Charlie Haas and Nick Dinsmore arrive at the ring, joining Albright, celebrating the title defence for the World Champion, and the trio then bear down on the injured Shelton Benjamin … looking to add insult to injury for the beaten challenger … and START PUTTING THE BOOTS TO SHELTON!!!!!

Jim Ross: Awww COME ON!!!! That’s enough!! What in the hell is happening here tonight?? Is this contagious?? What’s with all these damn attacks!!!

It’s a 3 on 1 mugging - and for no good reason either!!! Haas and Dinsmore do the majority of the work as Albright shouts out instructions, looking to make sure another potential contender is taken out of commission. Haas and Dinsmore drag Shelton up, and toss him toward Albright - WHO APPLIES THE CROWBAR AGAIN!!!!!!

Jim Ross: THAT’S ENOUGH!!!

The Coach: If that arm wasn’t already broken - it will be in a few moments!!!

Jim Ross: Yeah, go ahead, make a joke of it Coach!! DAMN IT!!

Albright cranks back on the arm, with Shelton tapping furiously …

Jim Ross: Brent Albright is gonna put Shelton Benjamin out of commission here for a long time if somebody doesn’t stop this!!!!

WHEN REY MYSTERIO SPRINTS DOWN THE AISLE … BRINGING A CHAIR WITH HIM!!!!!!

Jim Ross: Yes!! YES!!! REY MYSTERIO!!!!

The Coach: What’s he doing here!!! This is none of his business!!!!

Rey hit’s the ring, ducking under Haas, then jabbing him in the gut with the chair, and SMASHES it across the back!!!! Haas rolls out of the ring, whilst Dinsmore and Albright scarper, not wanting to eat a chair shot!!!!

Jim Ross: Rey Mysterio is cleaning house here!!! And not a moment too soon!!!! Thank God for Mysterio!!!

The Master Craftsmen regroup on the ramp, with the incensed Mysterio cursing the three of them for their attack on Benjamin, before Rey checks on the man that beat him earlier tonight to book this opportunity.

Jim Ross: Rey Mysterio may have just prevented Shelton Benjamin suffering the same fate as Paul London a few weeks ago at the hands of the Master Craftsmen!!

The Coach: I dunno, J.R. Don’t be so sure - I think they did the damage before Rey got out here.

Jim Ross: That remains to be seen. I damn sure hope you’re wrong, Coach. Brent Albright has retained the World Heavyweight Title … but has he taken Shelton Benjamin out of the game!!??

The show comes to a close, with Albright, Haas and Dinsmore backing up the ramp, al laughing off the save from Rey, having done their damage … whilst Rey is furious in the ring, watching the trio … as trainers tend to Benjamins injured arm.



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THE FINAL SHOWDOWN:
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WWE HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH:
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Superstars kicks off with Hardcore Holly back in action, making quick work of Colin Delaney, following his attack on the poor jobber two weeks ago, when Holly was pissed at not getting booked on the show, whilst Delaney did. The Alabama Slam finishes Delaney @ 02:01 … but Holly adds insult to injury, delivering another Alabama Slam after the match.

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TRIPLE H AIMS TO WIN AN HISTORIC ELEVENTH WORLD TITLE WHEN HE CHALLENGES EDGE FOR THE WWE CHAMPIONSHIP

~ FRIDAY NIGHT SMACKDOWN - FROM LIVERPOOL, ENGLAND - THIS FRIDAY ~
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Off the back of a win two weeks ago, JTG keeps his momentum rolling, getting another win, this time over Burchill @ 07:19, after delivering Da Shout Out!!

Maria & Candice Michelle score a rare win in a random tag match against Maryse & Jillian Hall @ 04:28, but no one cares.

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!! RETURNS TO RAW !!
> NEXT WEEK <

AND; IN TWO WEEKS, THE HEART BREAK KID WILL CHALLENGE BRENT ALBRIGHT FOR THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP…

…ON A NIGHT WHEN ALL FOUR CHAMPIONSHIPS ON RAW WILL BE ON THE LINE!!

A NIGHT OF CHAMPIONS!! MONDAY NIGHT, JULY 7, PHILADELPHIA PA
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In the main event of the show, Jamie Noble defeats Evan Bourne in a non-title match, with the Cruiserweight Champion choking Bourne out @ 14:26 with his patented Guillotine, bouncing back after a disappointing loss this past weekend in the Quarter Finals of the King of the Ring tournament.

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Friday Night Smackdown | June 27 2008 | Liverpool, England



~ EARLIER TODAY ~

Prior to any opening videos or pyro, Smackdown opens to footage caught earlier in the catering area. We see the WWE Champion, EDGE, putting vegetables on his plate, along with a piece of chicken, before picking his plate up, turning to walk away…

… And turns to see TRIPLE H.

The two men set to contest the WWE Championship match later tonight come face to face, as the noise around them falls to silence, with everyone in the area coming to a standstill, all watching to see what happens between the two. Champion and challenger both stare at one another, neither blinking until Triple H speaks up…

“I‘ll see you later…”

Edge doesn’t budge and inch, not cracking, and matter of factly responds to The Game…

“Yeah. You will. See you out there.”

The two men then pass by one another, with the awkward exchange coming to a close. The superstars in the background all get on with what they were doing, as the scene is set for tonight’s blockbuster main event…


Opening Video

Pyro




Joey Styles: Smackdown has hit Liverpool for the first time ever!!! And tonight, forget about Beatle-Mania, because WWE Mania is all across the Mersey!! I’m Joey Styles, joined by Jerry Lawler, and King, tonight we’ve got arguably, the biggest main event in the HISTORY of Smackdown; the WWE Championship is on the line - it’s Edge versus Triple H, and I couldn’t be more excited!! What a match!!

Jerry Lawler: Oh my!! I cant wait!! Edge versus Triple H?? Forget Beatle-Mania; That could headline WrestleMania!!!

Joey Styles: We’re coming off the King of the Ring tournament finals this past weekend, where Bryan Danielson came agonizingly close to going all the way-

**BREAK THE WALLS DOWN**

Cutting off the announcers and kicking off the show, CHRIS JERICHO - carrying the Money in the Bank briefcase - is full of smiles having just saved his WWE career this past weekend in London and ended Rob Van Dams. Jericho enjoys rubbing it in too on his way to the ring.

Joey Styles: If you missed Saturday Nights Main Event this past weekend, it wont take a genius to work out who survived the steel cage match between Chris Jericho and Rob Van Dam … but I must stress the word survived.

Jerry Lawler: But that’s all he needed to do, Styles!! Survival isn’t a trait that should be admired, Styles - not mocked!! If your beloved ECW knew how to survive, you might appreciate and understand it better!! Chris Jericho is a survivor, and because of that, he’s here - Rob Van Dam?? He’s gone!!

Joey Styles: Cute little dig at ECW there, King. I hope you’re watching on July 13. Getting back on point, yes, Chris Jericho survived the steel cage match with Rob Van Dam, through luck if anything - though I’m sure Chris Jericho will gloss over that fact.

Jerry Lawler: He won Styles. RVD lost. Quit crying.

Cocky as you like, Chris Jericho strolls into the ring, loving life, with a smile permanently fixed on his face. Not even the jeers of the fans in Liverpool can upset Jericho tonight. He sets the briefcase down, and begins to speak.

Chris Jericho: WELCOME TO … SMACKDOWN … ISSSS … JERICHOOOOOOO!!!!

Initially, a lot of fans join in, but boos quickly override that, and the boos fill the arena. Jericho shakes his head.

Chris Jericho: Don’t be offended - I wasn’t pandering to you sheep, I was simply stating a FACT!!!

Heat.

Chris Jericho: Because Smackdown IS Jericho, England IS Jericho and the WWE IS Jericho. And I can say that, because I BEAT Rob Van Dam inside the steel cage on Saturday Nights Main Event, and BANISHED R-V-D from the W-W-E … forever.

Jericho points to himself.

Chris Jericho: I’m the reason you’ll never see Rob Van Dam ever again. The Whole Damn Show is no more … because of me. No more {points thumb with free hand} R - V - D …

He smirks…

Chris Jericho: Because of {points thumb with free hand again} Y - 2 - J!!!

More boos. Jericho doesn’t rise to the heat, but enjoys it instead.

Chris Jericho: And how did I beat Van Dam, huh?? Did I risk life and limb?? Did I fly from the top of the cage?? Was I tougher than Van Dam?? Was I stronger??

Jericho shakes his head … then points to his brain.

Chris Jericho: I was smarter.

Heat.

Chris Jericho: Rob Van Dam allowed the red mist to descend and cloud his judgment. Like the knuckle head he is, RVD was more concerned with trying to cause as much pain and destruction on me as he could. And for what?? To see me bleed?? To make good on a stupid promise he made to you people??

Jericho mockingly pats the top of the mic, mimicking a clap.

Chris Jericho: Bravo. You made me bleed Rob. Hope that’s a consolation. Because you’ll have to live with the fact that trying to hit that stupid Van Terminator you were so determined to do, cost you your CAREER!!! Try explaining to your wife and your family that you lost your job because you were a stupid idiot!!

Mr. Money in the Bank laughs.

Chris Jericho: Too stubborn to just walk out the door of the cage, you had to make a statement!! Well, seeing as you CANT be here tonight … I’m making a statement of my own … Rob Van Dam is GONE. And you’ll never see him in a WWE ring again. Because I was smarter than him. How’s that for a statement??

Jericho looks around for a response from the fans.

Chris Jericho: And how’s this for a statement…

He reaches down, and picks up the briefcase, raising it high in the air for all to see, whilst smiling.

Chris Jericho: I am STILL Mister Money in the Bank.

Heat.

Chris Jericho: And with Rob Van Dam out of my life … the path is clear for me now. It’s simply a matter of when I cash this in and become WWE Champion - again.

Jericho pauses, listening to some boos and heckles. He then slyly smirks, speaking lowly into the mic, narrowing his eyes as he looks into the hard camera…

Chris Jericho: It could even be tonight if I want to.

Still smirking, Jericho lets that sink in, whilst there’s a mix of cheers and boos for the tease.

Chris Jericho: But whilst it’s up for debate when I cash in my opportunity … there’s no debate what the outcome will be when I do. I will pick the best possible moment - there will be no slip up. The WWE Champion - whoever it may be after tonight - is merely on borrowed time. Because I decide how long they remain champion.

More boos.

Chris Jericho: But … that’s a matter for another time. Right now, I’d like all of you sycophants to take a moment, and think about someone else other than yourselves - just for a moment.

Heat. Jericho waits for it to simmer down.

Chris Jericho: And I would like a moment of silence. Please, show a little respect for the dearly departed … Rob … Van … Dam.

Jericho bows his head, standing in the middle of the ring, with the fans booing the disingenuous gesture. He looks up as the fans boo, shaking his head.

Chris Jericho: I’m giving you people an opportunity to show appreciation for Rob Van Dam. You should grasp that chance, because it wont come around again. You’ll never hear his name again after tonight.

He smirks.

Chris Jericho: Never … ever … again.

Not said with the gusto of the past, and much more sinister than he used to, Jericho has that wicked grin on his face, as he begins laughing over the mic. Not an over the top laugh, not too loud either … just enough to piss the people off more and more … as Smackdown fades into a commercial break…



Commercial Break



Smackdown returns with MATT HARDY already in the ring, with the NEW United States Champion, JEFF HARDY on the outside for support for his brother.

**BROKEN DREAMS**

Leading the way for the Gods of War, LASHLEY isn’t wasting time to get to the ring. Lagging behind him, BATISTA - looking pissed now he has lost the U.S Title - and STEVEN RICHARDS are joining Lashley, as this ongoing issue between the Gods of War and the Hardys continues.

Joey Styles: Last week on Smackdown, Jeff Hardy stunned Batista to become the United States Champion-

Jerry Lawler: I think you mean The Undertaker and Kane stunned Batista, Styles!!!

Joey Styles: That’s what I was about to say, Jerry. Yes, absolutely, had it not been for the Brothers of Destruction, Batista would still be U.S Champion tonight - but The Undertaker and Kane made a HUGE impact on their return to Smackdown!!

Jerry Lawler: And if The Undertaker and Kane think they’ll get away with it, they’ve another thing coming!! The Gods of War aren’t scared of the Brothers of Destruction - they wiped the floor with ‘em at Judgment Day, remember!!! Once Lashley gets done with Matt Hardy, I’m sure the next thing on the agenda for him and Batista will be The Undertaker and Kane!! This is THEIR yard now - it doesn’t belong to the Brothers of Destruction anymore!!!



Match 1:
Matt Hardy w/Jeff Hardy vs. Lashley w/Steven Richards & Batista
Lashley goes right on the attack, charging Hardy into the corner, with Matt bravely clubbing the back, trying to fight the big man off to no avail. Lashley roughs him up in the corner, then sends Matt across to the opposite corner, following in with a thunderous clothesline into the corner. He tries the same again, but this time, Matt gets a foot up, and looks to fight back, throwing hands with all his might, and tries to hit a SIDE EFFECT - but Lashley elbows free, and scores with a scoop power slam on Matt!! 1...2...NO!!!!!

Once more, Lashley beats Hardy down, proving to be too big and too motivated on this night for Matt, but despite that, he walks the line perilously, nearly getting himself disqualified on more than one occasion. After another stern warning from the official, Richards gets fed up, climbing onto the apron to argue with the referee, telling him to let Lashley get on with the match … and with the referee distracted, Jeff takes it upon himself to get involved, hanging Lashley up on the top rope … with Matt SCORING WITH THE TWIST OF FATE!!!!! Hardy covers, 1...2...BATISTA PULLS MATT OUT OF THE RING … AND GIVES HIM A SPINEBUSTER!!!!!!! Right away, the referee calls for the bell!!!!
Winner: Via DQ - Matt Hardy @ 03:47

Matt is flattened on the outside, and Jeff comes haring around the ring, LAUNCHING HIMSELF at Batista, tackling The Animal down!!! Taking Batista by surprise, Jeff lays into him, hammering away … until LASHLEY drags Jeff off by the hair - but as he turns Jeff around, Jeff kicks him RIGHT BETWEEN THE LEGS!!!!!

Despite that, Jeff isn’t able to fight off both men for long, as Batista is back up, and he CLOBBERS the U.S Champion with a clothesline. The Gods of War are then each handed a chair by Steven Richards, and the two men take turns wearing out the hardware over the bodies of Matt and Jeff Hardy!!!!!

Not content with brutalizing the Hardys with the chairs, Batista and Lashley look to send a bigger message, much to the horror of Joey Styles on commentary … with both men hitting their finishing moves; the BATISTA BOMB and the DOMINATOR respectively to Matt and Jeff on the FLOOR!!!

Quickly, officials and agents surround the scene, making sure the beating cant go any further … but it’s not the officials that stop Batista and Lashley - it’s the instructions of Steven Richards that ends the assault, with Richards heard to tell his Gods of War; “We‘ve got bigger issues to deal with. I think we‘ve made ourselves clear here.”



Commercial Break



Smackdown returns, with the GODS OF WAR standing in the ring - they STILL haven‘t left, as we see Matt and Jeff Hardy being led forcefully behind the curtain (but both are still wanting to come back to fight despite their condition), following their beating at the hands of Batista and Lashley. Looking pleased with himself, Steven Richards begins to speak…


Steven Richards: I’d like to request your undivided attention. As a matter of fact, I’d like to request the undivided attention of TWO individuals in particular.

Cheers for the hint toward Undertaker and Kane.

Steven Richards: And it’s not Matthew and Jeffrey Hardy.

Richards smirks momentarily, shaking his head at the thought.

Steven Richards: You see, the Hardy Boys?? They were merely small potatoes compared to what we wish to feast upon. And what just happened to the Hardy Boys?? I’d call that collateral damage. However … I would strongly advise they keep OUT of our crosshairs in future, and appreciate the day that the Gods of War spared them.

Heat.

Steven Richards: The Hardy Boys were the starter. My Ares?? My Mars??

Richards points behind him at the Gods of War.

Steven Richards: They’re ready for the main course…

Richards pauses…

Steven Richards: Undertaker-

HUGE pop for the mention of the legendary Deadman.

Steven Richards: Kane?? Brothers of Destruction?? I was under the impression I had made myself clear. I was under the impression that I stood out here with your conquerors after they DESTROYED you at Judgment Day-

Batista and Lashley both nod, still standing impressively behind their mouthpiece, whilst the fans boo.

Steven Richards: … and proceeded to instruct you that IF the two of you chose to return to OUR domain, you should steer clear of my Gods of War.

Richards shakes his head.

Steven Richards: I recall issuing the warning that should you return and challenge the supremacy of Batista and Lashley … then your stay on Smackdown would be a brief one. I recall warning you that should you raise the ire of these two men, that they would have no hesitation in wiping both of you off the FACE OF THIS EARTH!!!! That?? … That was NOT an idle threat.

Both Batista and Lashley nod in agreement in the background.

Steven Richards: Obviously, you didn’t heed the warning. So now, we will make good on that promise. Brothers of Destruction??-

“UN-DER-TAKER” chants begin to pick up steam in the arena, but again, Richards isn’t bothered by the noise of the fans, and instead chooses to talk over them.

Steven Richards: Brothers of Destruction!! We DEMAND you show your faces on Smackdown next week!!

Cheers/Boos, as the fans want to see Undertaker and Kane right here, right now - not next week.

Steven Richards: It’s obvious that our sign of mercy was not appreciated. And it’s obvious that our message was not heeded. Undertaker and Kane?? The Gods of War will be here - in THEIR yard - next week, waiting for you. Do NOT disappoint.

Richards is set to sign off when-

THE LIGHTS GO OUT!!!!

There’s a HUGE pop inside the Echo arena, with the fans anticipating an appearance from The Undertaker and Kane…

~ GONG ~

!! EXPLOSION !!

The pyro shoots out of the four ringposts, with Batista, Lashley and Richards all taken aback somewhat by the pyro, looking around … and the lights then return, with the message seemingly coming from the Brothers of Destruction …

The fans boo - they wanted an appearance from Undertaker and Kane - as Richards talks with his Gods of War in the ring … with the camera fading out…





Backstage, we catch up with THE DIBIASE’S, as Junior is in the middle of profusely apologising to his father…

Ted DiBiase Jr: … But I was so close, I’m so sorry I let you down, Pops. If I had jus-

The Million Dollar Man: Son, son- please.

Ted Senior puts a hand on Juniors shoulder.

The Million Dollar Man: I told you days ago to stop apologising. You’ve nothing to apologise for. We gave it a great shot. Had we been able to tweak the rules of the tournament, and had I been allowed to accompany you out there, you’d be King of the Ring right now. I’ve no doubt about it.

Junior nods, head down.

Ted DiBiase Jr: I know. I know.

Ted Senior pats his boy on the back.

The Million Dollar Man: This is just the beginning of our journey, son. As you found out on Saturday in the King of the Ring tournament, you have to deal with disappointments occasionally. Those are the things that will make you stronger. We will come back better from this setback.

Ted DiBiase Jr: Yeah. We will.

We now see R-TRUTH enter the picture, and he steps in to join the conversation, much to the dismay of the DiBiases.

R-Truth: Hmmm … I disagree.

Truth looks to Ted Senior.

R-Truth: See, from MY eyes, I saw your boy get found out last weekend.

He then turns to address young Ted.

R-Truth: Without Daddies deep pockets to help ya, y’couldn’t pay off the opposition … ya couldn’t bribe a ref like you did with me … and you sunk without a trace.

Truth then squares up to Ted Junior, putting his finger in the face of his rival.

R-Truth: And tonight?? You gonna get GOT!!!

Truth storms off, with Ted Junior lunging after him, but his Dad holds him back.

The Million Dollar Man: Relax, relax-

Ted Junior is ready to blow a gasket, being calmed by his Senior, as we fade out…




Commercial Break




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VIDEO PACKAGE

!! LAST WEEKEND !!
~ KING OF THE RING TOURNAMENT FINALS ~


A brief recap airs of the Quarter-Finals, Semi-Finals and of course the final of the King of the Ring tournament this past weekend, which saw WILLIAM REGAL outsmart CODY RHODES, before faltering the in the Semi-Final, but BRYAN DANIELSON would steal the show, despite CM PUNK winning the tournament (after a brief scare in the Quarter-Finals when NICK NEMETH thought he had beaten the I.C Champion). Danielson would knock off his old rival, JAMIE NOBLE in the Quarter-Final, then stun KURT ANGLE - who had earlier made quick work of TED DIBIASE - to progress to the final, where he came up just short.

END VIDEO
***





Back in the arena, MVP is already in the ring for action…

**WHAT‘S UP!?**

Rapping to the ring, R-TRUTH gets the fans up, engaging with his entrance…

Joey Styles: Welcome back to Smackdown, and we’re getting set for some tag team action - and it all stems from the King of the Ring tournament. We’re all aware of the issue between R-Truth and the DiBiases, but MVP let’s not forget, was also screwed over in the opening round of the tournament by Damien Sandow!! Tonight, both R-Truth and MVP will get their chance to get some revenge.

**PRICELESS**

The Million Dollar Man accompanies his boy, TED DIBIASE to the ring, with DAMIEN SANDOW joining the pair, looking at the fans with disdain on his way to the ring, whilst Ted Senior gives his kid plenty of encouragement down the ramp.

Joey Styles: And this past weekend, young Ted DiBiase got a dose of reality from Kurt Angle in the King of the Ring tournament, didn’t he, King??

Jerry Lawler: You learn much more in defeat than you do in victory, Styles. Don’t celebrate a winning streak being snapped!! That’s just not nice.

Joey Styles: Neither was Ted DiBiases path to the Quarter-Finals of the tournament in the first place!! Mark Henry took a pay off, and R-Truth got screwed over by a crooked referee. DiBiase ran out of tricks on Saturday, and we found out quickly that he was out of his depth. Now, let’s see what he’s made of…

Match 2:
MVP & R-Truth vs. Ted DiBiase Jr & Damien Sandow w/ Ted DiBiase Sr.
After the faces control the opening moments, a trip from the outside by Ted Senior on Truth helps his boy take the upper hand. Some tricks from Sandow help DiBiase keep control of Truth, with the heels able to tag in and out, with Sandow wearing down Truth successfully, but isn’t able to keep him down for a count of three. DiBiase tags back in, and looks to deliver his DREAM STREET on Truth, but Truth counters with a reverse jawbreaker!!! Sandow hit’s the ring, but has a shot blocked by Truth, then gets tossed out, before Truth scores with a side kick on Ted Junior … which allows him to make the all important tag to MVP!!! MVP hit’s the ring, all guns blazing, and DRILLS Ted with the DRIVE BY kick … 1...2...BROKEN BY SANDOW!!!!!

Sandow saves the match, and MVP takes the opportunity to get his hands on the man who eliminated him from the KOTR tournament, whilst R-Truth returns to beat on DiBiase. MVP clotheslines Sandow out of the ring, and Truth is ushered out by the official, with Porter setting up his PLAY OF THE DAY - AND SCORES!!!!! The Million Dollar Man climbs onto the apron, distracting the official, and Sandow yanks Truth off the apron, as MVP gets up to confront the legend … when LOS COLONS hit the ring, behind the back of the referee, ATTACKING MVP - AND DELIVERING A DOUBLE GUT BUSTER!!!!! Primo and Epico roll back out of the ring, and hop the barrier, as Ted Junior drapes an arm over MVP and the count is made with Sandow holding Truth on the outside … 1...2...3!!!!!
Winners: Ted DiBiase Jr. & Damien Sandow @ 05:28

The heel team steal it, all thanks to the blatant interference of Primo and Epico!!!

Joey Styles: Those damn Colons just cant keep their nose out of peoples business!! And I can only assume they’ve targeted MVP going back to his actions a year ago with Primo!!

Jerry Lawler: That’s an overdue receipt if you ask me!! MVP should’ve been expecting that!!!

Joey Styles: I’ve no problem with confronting an enemy - but Epico and Primo don’t do anything face to face!! ANOTHER sneak attack from behind!! There’s no pride in what they’re doing!!

Worse for wear, Ted Junior rolls out of the ring, with his Daddy holding him up, raising his arm in victory, celebrating like his boy just won a title. Sandow joins them in victory, whilst R-Truth contemplates going after Epico and Primo, watching them scarper through the crowd.

Joey Styles: And like a pair or hyenas, The Colons are headed for higher ground!! Sooner or later though, they’re gonna have to face their enemies like men!!! Because I don’t think MVP will take this lying down!!!

Jerry Lawler: He took a year off young Primos career!! He should be grateful it wasn’t something worse he suffered tonight!!!

In the ring, Truth finally returns, and helps MVP back to his feet, with neither man looking happy at what just went down…



Commercial Break



Smackdown returns with a recap video from last week, and the conclusion of the fatal four way #1 Contenders match, where TRIPLE H pinned THE BRIAN KENDRICK to earn his opportunity tonight.

Then, RIC FLAIR would enter the fray, requesting that TRIPLE H face him at the GREAT AMERICAN BASH on July 23 in Greensboro in Flairs final match - a challenge that Triple H would accept; but would also warn Flair he would put him down for good.



Back to ringside…

Joey Styles: Welcome back to Smackdown, and as you just saw, last week, it was made official; the last match of Ric Flairs glorious career will go down on July Twenty Third - IN Flair Country; Greensboro, at Smackdowns next Pay Per View - an event synonymous with Flair over the years; The Great American Bash.

Jerry Lawler: And who better to be Ric Flairs final opponent but The Game; Ric Flairs best friend - Triple H!!

Joey Styles: That relationship absolutely dates back a number of years, King, all the way back to Evolution. What a night it promises to be at the Great American Bash. But, Jerry … will Triple H arrive in Greenboro on July 23 as WWE Champion??

Jerry Lawler: Well, we’ll find out later tonight, wont we?? Could you imagine Ric Flairs final match being for the WWE title?? What a story that would be!!!

Joey Styles: And it is a story that COULD come true. A few weeks ago, Ric Flair had abandoned all hope of clinching a final World Championship victory. Is it destiny that Ric Flair will challenge for the WWE Title in his last ever match?? We will know a little later on when Triple H challenges Edge for the WWE Championship. The Game earned his shot last week on Smackdown when he won that Fatal Four Way - and King - how about the news we heard regarding Brian Kendrick earlier??

Jerry Lawler: The rumour backstage is that The Brian Kendrick is taking a leave of absence effective immediately!!!

Joey Styles: Citing “work related stress” I believe, Jerry. You couldn’t make it up. After a month of being the big cheese on Smackdown, Kendrick obviously is having a hard time dealing with the loss of ultimate power. That, and I don’t think he wants to have to face a locker room that hates his guts.

Jerry Lawler: Hopefully with a few weeks off, Brian Kendrick can recharge the battery. And any underlying issues with the boys in the back can blow over. Get well soon Brian!!!

Joey Styles: And moving on - right now, Josh Mathews is standing by with the #1 Contender; Triple H. Josh??



Cut to JOSH MATHEWS, standing alongside TRIPLE H. The Game has his arms folded, and head down, deep in thought, with not long to go before his title match tonight.

Josh Mathews: Triple H, tonight, you find yourself in familiar surroundings. Challenging to win an unprecedented ELEVENTH World Championship in the WWE. However, tonight, there must be added pressure, given your upcoming match with Ric Flair at the Great American Bash next month??

The Game nods, then looks up to answer.

Triple H: You could say that.

Triple H pauses, thinking for a moment, before continuing.

Triple H: Yeah, tonight is a little different. Because every other time I’ve stepped into that ring to challenge for the WWE Title - or any title for that matter - it’s been for one person. Me. Me and me only. Tonight … I’m still going out there to win the WWE Title for myself … but in the back of my mind … will be Ric Flair.

In the background, the fans pop and shout ‘WOOO’ at the mention of Flair.

Triple H: Because I know every single WWE fan wants to see Ric Flair - the greatest of all time - go out on top. The very top. They want to see Ric Flair go out with one last World Championship to his collection.

The Game points to himself.

Triple H: And I’m the biggest Ric Flair fan on the planet. So you can bet your ass I’ll do whatever it takes to see to it that Ric Flairs final match ever is for the WWE Championship. There’s nobody that wants to see Ric Flair attempt to win a seventeenth World title more than I do.

He exhales, then shrugs.

Triple H: But that’s all it will be. An opportunity. Because there’s no way Ric Flair will win a seventeenth World Championship. Not because I’m not gonna win tonight - but because he wont beat me for it at the Great American Bash.

Narrowing his eyebrows to try and look more intimidating, Triple H continues.

Triple H: Make no mistake about it … I don’t need extra motivation when it comes to the WWE Championship. But it doesn’t hurt. Tonight?? The King of Kings … goes back on his throne.

He turns to leave, but doesn’t get far by the time Josh speaks up again.

Josh Mathews: Triple H?? Hunter?? Sorry … one other question…

Triple H stops, turns, and looks a little frustrated, having thought he’d ended the interview.

Josh Mathews: It’d be remiss of me not to touch on it … but, given your recent ongoing legal issues with a former WWE employee, will any of that be playing on your mind tonight?? Recent rumours have suggested you could be removed from WWE television until those issues are-

Triple H: Save it. Stop right there. I’m not commenting on any of those issues. I appreciate the opportunity Finlay gave me last week. I know he was told NOT to put me in that match, but he did the right thing and looked beyond outside issues. Unfortunately for him, he’s caught a lot of flak from the Board for giving me a spot in that four way. As for your question?? The only thing I will say is this; it’s not a good business decision for the WWE Champion to be removed from television, is it??

The Game smirks, patting Josh on the shoulder, and this time, he does walk away uninterrupted…



Elsewhere backstage, KURT ANGLE, dressed casually, clearly NOT competing tonight, is walking - with a limp - offering a nod as he passes a pair of faceless workers…

Joey Styles: And Kurt Angle is headed this way!! What does Kurt Angle have to get off his chest tonight?? A disappointing night for Angle last weekend as he failed to win the King of the Ring tournament - a huge setback in his quest to win back the WWE Championship. We’ll hear from Angle; NEXT!!!



Commercial Break



Smackdown returns with KURT ANGLE already on his way to the ring, limping slightly, slapping hands with a few fans as he walks, but despite his smiley demeanour, he’s clearly putting on a brave face after his disappointment at SNME.

Joey Styles: Kurt Angles quest for a second King of the Ring crown came to an abrupt halt last weekend, in a match that has had the world abuzz. Bryan Danielson - in his first ever encounter with Angle; a dream match for many purists - upstaged the seven time World Champion and shocked the world in their instant classic semi-final showdown.

Jerry Lawler: We knew Danielson was good going into the King of the Ring finals night, Styles, but I don’t think anyone quite realized just HOW good he is.

Joey Styles: They certainly do now, Jerry. Bryan Danielson may not have won the King of the Ring tournament, but I don’t think it’s a stretch to say that a star was born on Saturday night. A lot of eyes opened to Bryan Danielson at Saturday Nights Main Event. But for Kurt Angle, after this setback, you’ve got to wonder what’s next??

Angle steps into the ring, acknowledging the cheers from the fans in England, before speaking…

Kurt Angle: I’m not gonna take up too much of your time tonight, Liverpool.

The fans continue to show their respect for Kurt, and the Olympian acknowledges it with a nod.

Kurt Angle: Thank you. Thank you.

Angle looks to quieten the fans, and get to his point.

Kurt Angle: Last weekend in the King of the Ring tournament, I came up short. There’s no other way I can put it. I’ve got no excuses. I wasn’t cheated, I wasn’t screwed. Honestly?? Honestly, if anything, I think I underestimated the competition.

He ponders for a moment, then sighs.

Kurt Angle: I thought, given my credentials and accomplishments that I could get through the King of the Ring tournament pretty much unscathed and be right back on my way to a WWE Title shot. I knew there’d be a couple obstacles along the way, but I didn’t envision the level of competition I ended up facing.

Angle pauses, with the fans pretty silent at this point.

Kurt Angle: Normally, in a situation like that?? I’d still be able to turn it up a notch and prevail. I’d catch an Angle Slam, slap on the Ankle Lock, and bring it home. That’s what happened in the first round of the tournament against Johnny Nitro. He pushed me, and I raised it to another gear to see him off.

{/SECOND HOUR}

Kurt Angle: Saturday night though … that didn’t happen. Instead, I got caught again. Just like I did at Judgment Day. A second too slow to react. A second too slow to respond. And I lost to the better man.

Mixed reaction momentarily from the fans, and Angle shakes his head, then points to his chest.

Kurt Angle: That’s not easy for a competitor like me to admit.

Angle exhales.

Kurt Angle: And right now, I’m gonna take a few weeks to re-evalute where I am and where I’m going. I’ve a few injuries that need healed, I need to work out what’s next. It’s going on three years now since I last held the WWE title. And it feels as if I’m getting further away the longer it goes on.

He looks directly into the camera now, with a steely determination in his eyes.

Kurt Angle: But mark my words - I WILL be back. It’s true …

“IT‘S TRUE” ; the fans. Angle nods with the sentiment.

Kurt Angle: But … before I head off … I want to bring someone out here. Bryan Danielson??

Pop for the mention of Danielson. Angle stands by the ropes, looking to the stage, beckoning the man that beat him this past Saturday. Kurt has to wait for a few moments before…

**FLIGHT OF THE VALKYRIES**

There’s an immediate pop for the music of the increasingly popular BRYAN DANIELSON, who steps through the curtain, taken aback by the reception from the fans. He stands at the top of the ramp, hands on hips, drinking in the cheers, smiling, shaking his head in disbelief, before strolling down the ramp.

Angle waits in the ring, watching, as Danielson continues down the ramp, still looking surprised, unable to stop smiling, slapping a few hands on his way to the ring. Climbing inside, Danielson looks to Angle, saying; “WOW!!” at the reaction he has received, with Angle speaking once the music dies down.

Kurt Angle: Bryan, I wanted to say this to your face, and I wanted to say it publicly; Congratulations.

Pop from the fans. Danielson mouths ‘Thank you’ to Angle, appreciating the gesture, before Angle steps across, offering a firm handshake, which Danielson graciously accepts to another cheer from the fans.

Kurt Angle: Like I said earlier - I have no excuses. You didn’t get lucky. I wasn’t cheated. You earned it. You beat me at Saturday Nights Main Event because you were the better man.

Danielson nods, again, thanking Angle for the praise. Kurt then looks to the fans.

Kurt Angle: And I don’t know about these people in Liverpool-

Cheapish pop.

Kurt Angle: But I don’t care if CM Punk took the crown - you were the REAL winner of the King of the Ring last weekend!!

Pop from the fans. Danielson smirks, shaking his head, trying his best to be humble. Angle then steps forward again, prodding the chest of Danielson.

Kurt Angle: And I look forward to you and I crossing paths sometime in the future.

Once again, the fans cheer that suggestion, wanting to see a rematch down the road, with Angle and Danielson shaking hands once more. They share a few words off the mic, with Kurt patting the shoulder of Danielson, giving him plenty of praise, building him up, and hands the mic over, before departing the ring, giving Danielson his moment.

Danielson gives it a few moments, and watches as Angle departs up the ramp, before shaking his head in disbelief at everything that is transpiring, scratching at his temple momentarily.

Bryan Danielson: Gee … uh, I don’t know what to say. How about another round of applause for Kurt Angle!!!

Danielson gestures toward the back, and the fans give another cheer for Kurt. Bryan nods.

Bryan Danielson: Wow. Uh, y’know, all I ever wanted to be … was a wrestler. I left high school the night I graduated and drove to Texas to start training. I love wrestling. And by the sounds of things, I think all of you do too.

Pop.

Bryan Danielson: About a year ago, I took the biggest gamble of my career. I’d carved a decent career for myself outside of the WWE. I’d made a reputation over the last eight years as a great wrestler, all over the world, including here in England-

Cheap pop, and Danielson chuckles at it, before continuing.

Bryan Danielson: And I was doing pretty good. I wasn’t making life-changing money, but I was doing what I loved. I could’ve stayed on the Independent scene, but I got a once in a lifetime offer from the WWE … and I took the chance. I didn’t know what to expect when I got here. I knew the reputation the WWE has for how they treat guys like me. I’m not a big bodybuilder. I’m not a powerhouse. I know I’m not the most entertaining guy on this microphone either…

Danielson shrugs.

Bryan Danielson: I wasn’t even sure if they’d give me a shot on Smackdown or Raw. People told me Vince McMahon would never put a guy like me on WWE television. That I didn’t have “It” … whatever “It” is. So … to be standing before an arena full of people chanting my name one year on?? It’s pretty unbelievable. I couldn’t have asked for this.

He gestures around the arena.

Bryan Danielson: Maybe I do have “it” huh?? Who woulda knew!!?

Danielson chuckles at the last line.

Bryan Danielson: So, while I’m out here, I want to thank you. I want to thank each and every one of you for coming on a journey with me last weekend at Saturday Nights Main Event and giving me unbelievable support. I’ve never experienced anything like it … I’m just sorry I couldn’t get over the line in the end.

“He has nothing to apologise for.” - Joey Styles. Danielson stands in the ring, and shrugs again.

Bryan Danielson: And … even though he’s a jerk, I have to give CM Punk credit for his win last weekend. He beat me fair and square. No complaints.

Heat for Punk. Danielson smirks.

Bryan Danielson: The funny thing … the funny thing about it all is that people have been asking me ever since Saturday; “what‘s next??”

Danielson looks confused at the question.

Bryan Danielson: What’s next?? To me, there’s no question what’s next. I’ve got unfinished business with Jamie Noble to take care of.

Pop.

Bryan Danielson: I didn’t get my rematch after losing the Cruiserweight title at Judgment Day. Whether or not I deserved an automatic rematch is up for debate - but after I beat Jamie Noble at Saturday Nights Main Event?? There’s no debate anymore. I’ve earned my rematch!!!

The fans cheer again, and Danielson nods.

Bryan Danielson: And until I win back the Cruiserweight Championship I should never have lost - there’s nothing else on my mind!!!

Danielson stands in the ring, nodding along to the cheers from the fans …

… WHEN JAMIE NOBLE SLIDES INTO THE RING - AND BASHES DANIELSON FROM BEHIND WITH THE CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE!!!!!!
Danielson slumps to the mat, and Noble drops down, nailing Danielson behind the head with the title belt once more!!!!

Noble then roughly drags his hated rival back to his feet, loading Danielson up … AND DRILLS HIM WITH THE TIGER BOMB … ONTO THE TITLE BELT!!!!!

The Cruiserweight Champion grabs the mic, then shoves Danielson off the belt after the move, and roughly shoves the belt into the face of his foe as he speaks over the mic;

Jamie Noble: GO ON!!! TASTE IT BOYYY!!! FEEL IT!!!! THAT’S ABOUT AS CLOSE AS YOUR STINKIN GUTS ARE GONNA GET ON JAMIE NOBLES TITLE!!!!! THERE’S AINT GONNA BE NO REMATCH!! YOU UNDERSTAND ME!!!??? HUH!? NO REMATCH BOY!!!! NO REMATCH!!!

Noble stands back up, and stomps the face of Danielson, before departing the ring, having made his statement to the former Cruiserweight Champion.

Jerry Lawler: There ya have it, Styles!! It doesn’t get much more emphatic than that - a firm NO from Jamie Noble.

Joey Styles: Jamie Noble clearly wants no part of Bryan Danielson. But, King, it isn’t his choice. Bryan Danielson DID beat Jamie Noble at Saturday Nights Main Event. He DIDN’T get a rematch after he lost the title. And after a cheap attack like that, Jamie Noble has probably only increased Bryan Danielsons thirst to regain the title!!! One thing is for sure, Bryan Danielson WONT take that assault lying down!!



Commercial Break



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VIDEO PACKAGE

Opening shot of the American Flag waving proudly.

“Come join us for a CELEBRATION!!”

Sounds of fireworks going off, in between high impact moves from Batista, Kurt Angle & MNM.

“Of all things AMERICAN!!”

Shots of fans celebrating, in amongst Triple H spitting water, Bryan Danielson soaring out of the ring and Edge setting off his pyro.

“It‘s Smackdowns biggest PARTY of the year”

Champagne bottle cork flying off, street parties and beach parties, with shots of Melina’s famous ring entrance, Jeff Hardy delivering a Swanton and MVP bursting through his set.

“It‘s a GREAT …”

Fireworks and flashing shots of Lashley, Jamie Noble, Matt Hardy in action.

“... AMERICAN … ”

Cheers and shots of Triple H, Kurt Angle, Edge hitting finishers.

“… BASH!!!”


WWE GREAT AMERICAN BASH | JULY 20 | CHARLOTTE, NC
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Match 3:
Joey Mercury vs. Elijah Burke
As it was last week - the partners for both men are left backstage, as is Melina, leaving it to the two men to take care of business between themselves. Mercury starts off hot, looking to get a win back for MNM after Barrett beat Nitro last week on Smackdown, but he gets too eager, and looks to finish Burke too quickly, with Eli able to block a double underhook DDT, charging Joey into the corner to break the grip. Burke takes control of the match from here, as we briefly see Nitro and Melina standing backstage, watching the monitor.

There’s nothing pretty about Burkes offence, roughing Mercury up for a period, before he MISSES his patented ELIJAH EXPRESS!!! Mercury dodged out of the corner, and Burke sells the pain from hitting the buckles with his knees, allowing Mercury to mount a comeback with a series of quick pin attempts to no avail. Mercury scores a near fall off a neck breaker, then climbs up top looking for something - but Eli is up too quickly, and TOSSES Mercury off the top!!! Burke then executes his 4-UP and has the cover, 1...2...NO!!!!!

Burke sends Mercury off the ropes, missing a clothesline, as Mercury ducks under, then comes back - and both men collide in the middle of the ring!! They battle back up at the count of six, and despite Burke winning a fist fight, Mercury scores with a dropkick. He looks for another, but Burke swats him away, then sends Joey off the ropes, ducking for the return - SUNSET FLIP from Mercury … but Burke drops down into a pin … and he leans forward, using the ropes for leverage - undetected by the referee - 1...2...3!!!!!
Winner: Elijah Burke @ 06:51

Burke STEALS the win - and for the second straight week, the Fight Factory defeat MNM in singles competition!!!

Backstage, we see the reactions of Nitro and Melina, with Nitro putting his hand up to his forehead, whilst Melina slams a bottle of water to the floor in frustration.

In the ring, Mercury complains to the referee that something was up with the pin, knowing there was extra leverage from somewhere, whilst Burke departs, raising both hands, strengthening his and Barretts claims for another shot at the tag team titles.

Again, the footage cuts backstage, with Melina chewing out Nitro, angrily gesturing to the monitor, as we pick up what is being said…

Melina: I could’ve prevented that from happening, Johnny!! That’s TWICE they’ve taken advantage of us!!! Tell me I’m wrong!? Hmm??

Melina looks at Nitro, with Johnny sighing, but nodding his head.

Johnny Nitro: You’re right.

Melina: Good. Because I’M taking charge here. We tried this your way - now, we’re dealing with the Fight Factory MY way.

Johnny Nitro: Whoa. Wait a second. I agree you could’ve stopped Burke from cheating to win. But you cant just leave it at that. You’re as bad as they are. We can beat these guys without taking shortcuts.

Melina rolls her eyes.

Melina: Look - I do what I feel is necessary for US. Don’t question that. Look at what’s happened the last two weeks. After this?? We’re probably going to have to defend the tag team titles against them again. And if you think I’m going to stand back here and let you and Joey deal with those guys alone?? You’re sorely mistaken.

Melina storms off, leaving Nitro to stew over her words.




Commercial Break




Back from the break, KRISTAL MARSHALL is standing by with the WWE Champion; EDGE…

Kristal Marshall: Edge, the WWE Championship match with Triple H is just a few moments away now. It’ll be the first time you’ve ever faced Triple H, and after the month of hell you had to suffer through when Brian Kendrick was in control of Smackdown, was your week off long enough to be at your best tonight??

Arms folded, Edge exhales.

Edge: Gotta be honest, that week off was pretty well needed. But, uh, I’m definitely not getting much of a chance to ease myself back into action, Kristal, am I??

The champion offers a wry smirk, then shakes his head.

Edge: But don’t worry about that - I’m all healed up, and I’m raring to go tonight. And yeah, it’s the first time I’ve been in the ring with Triple H one on one - but I’ve watched him for the last ten years. He’s done the same with me. We’re no strangers to one another, and I’m looking forward to facing the challenge of a ten times World Champion. It doesn’t get much bigger than this. But that’s what I want. That’s what I crave, Kristal - I want to face the biggest challengers. And they don’t get much bigger … than The Game.

Kristal Marshall: And, earlier tonight, we saw Triple H talk about the extra motivation - he faces Ric Flair at the Great American Bash regardless of the outcome here tonight, and he, along with, perhaps, the majority of people watching, will want Ric Flair to have one last opportunity to cap his career as World Champion. Is that playing on your mind at all??

Edge shakes his head.

Edge: Look, I know I’m gonna be the “bad guy” tonight. Everyone wants Ric Flair to ride off into the sunset as WWE Champion. That would be the perfect storybook ending. But it isn’t in MY storybook. Ric Flair had the honour of being champion sixteen times - this is still my first, and I don’t intend on letting this title out of my grasp ANYTIME soon. Not for Flair, not for Triple H, and not even for Mister Money in the Bank.

The WWE Champion turns away from Kristal, to look directly into the camera.

Edge: Yeah … I know you’re watching somewhere, Jericho. Don’t think I’m forgetting you.

After sending a direct message to Jericho, Edge turns back to Kristal, getting back on point.

Edge: I wont lose any sleep if Flair doesn’t do it a seventeenth time. And tonight, I’m putting the final nail in the coffin for Flairs hopes of ending his career with this. Because the King of Kings?? His throne belongs to ME - and I’m NOT moving out of it for anybody.

Edge walks off on that note, ending the interview…




Back into the arena…

LOS LATINOS are already in the ring, accompanied by VICKIE GUERRERO, awaiting their opponents…

**S.O.S**

Both KOFI KINGSTON and CARLITO look ‘off’ with each other, with the two partners not recently on the same page over the ongoing issues with Los Colons - Kofi is desperate to fight the pair, but Carlito refuses to fight his own flesh and blood.

Match 4:
Los Latinos w/Vickie Guerrero vs. The Caribbean Connection
Despite their internal issues, Carlito and Kofi are on the same page once the bell rings. They look impressive early on, both getting a chance to shine and bust out some flashy, fan friendly moves, but a distraction from Vickie helps Chavo and Super Crazy gain a foothold on the match. Los Latinos take control, working over Kofi, leaving him stranded from Carlito and unable to make a tag, but the perilous situation doesn’t last long, with Kofi surprising Super Crazy with the SOS!!! 1...2...BROKEN BY CHAVO!!!!

Despite the run in from Chavo, Kofi and Carlito keep their cool, with Kingston tagging his partner back in, and the Caribbean Connection bust out a double dropkick on Super Crazy. Chavo then runs in, but he gets back body dropped to the floor too, with Kofi and Carlito then slingshot themselves over and out to the floor - onto BOTH of Los Latinos!!!! They then toss Super Crazy back into the ring, with Carlito following in, and as he does that - LOS COLONS reappear!!!! For the second time tonight, Epico and Primo hop the barrier, and out of the referees eye shot, grab Kofi - RAMMING HIM INTO THE STEEL STEPS!!!!!

Quickly, they leave again, but Carlito spots the pair as they dart through the crowd, and sees his partner down, rolling back outside to check on him. As Carlito helps Kofi up, Chavo makes the most of the opportunity, attacking Carlito from behind, running him into the ring post, and then tosses him back into the ring. Inside, Super Crazy is back on his feet, and quickly executes a BRAINBUSTER on Carlito, and tags Chavo back in, whilst sliding out to knock Kofi back down!!! Chavo scales the ropes - FROG SPLASH to Carlito!!!!! He makes the cover, with Kofi unable to recover to break the count … 1...2...3!!!!!
Winners: Los Latinos @ 05:57

Joey Styles: Epico and Primo strike again!!!! The sneaky interference from the Colons has cost The Caribbean Connection ANOTHER match!!! And Los Latinos steal the win on Smackdown!!!

Jerry Lawler: Los Latinos don’t care how they won - they just care that they DO win, Styles.

Joey Styles: Yeah, they’re opportunists. They’ll take whatever they can get!!

Vickie gathers the troops on the floor, congratulating them on their win, whilst Kofi Kingston climbs back into the ring, ready to blow a gasket as Los Colons cost him and Carlito once again.

Joey Styles: The Colons have certainly made their mark on Smackdown tonight. They cost MVP his tag match earlier tonight, and now, they’ve struck again!! When will this end??

Jerry Lawler: Well, what’s it gonna take for Carlito to fight his family!? Because until then, I don’t think this will stop!!

In the ring, Kofi helps Carlito up, and is heard asking him; “Now, will you fight them??” Carlito appears to contemplate it for a moment, but quickly shakes his head; “No. No.” Carlito bows his head, and pushes past Kingston, leaving the ring, and storming up the ramp, leaving Kofi to get more and more frustrated by the situation…



Commercial Break





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VIDEO PACKAGE

The video begins with just a black screen, until the ‘chant’ is heard clearly…

… “E-C-DUB, E-C-DUB, E-C-DUB”…

Then, a sequence of classic ECW clips; Bam Bam Bigelow tossing Spike Dudley into the crowd and Spike crowd surfing; Rey Mysterio delivering a Hurricanrana to Juvi off a car, The Dudley Boys putting Balls Mahoney through a flaming table and Taz Tazplexing Tommy Dreamer off a balcony through a table.

… “E-C-DUB, E-C-DUB, E-C-DUB”…

Clips of RVD hitting a series of Van Daminators and Van Terminators, Sandman whacking the Singapore Cane off countless faces, whilst drinking beer and smoking on his way to the ring, and Kid Kash leaping off the ropes.

… “E-C-DUB, E-C-DUB, E-C-DUB”…

Tommy Dreamer in amongst the fans, Bam Bam Bigelow and Taz going through the ring, Sandman drinking beer off a whores breasts, Sabu colliding with barbed wire ropes,

… “E-C-DUB, E-C-DUB, E-C-DUB”…

Flashing shots of Tajiri, Dawn Marie, Justin Credible, Jerry Lynn, Mikey Whipwreck, Terry Funk, Masato Tanaka, Francine, Cactus Jack, Shane Douglas and Raven posing with his arms outstretched.

… “E-C-DUB, E-C-DUB, E-C-DUB”…

Sabu and Taz face to face, RVD diving into the crowd off a somersault plancha, Beulah getting into a cat fight, The Dudleys getting into it with fans and the ring filling up with chairs thrown in by the fans…

… “E-C-DUB, E-C-DUB, E-C-DUB”…

And end on the words hitting the screen;

ONE
NIGHT
STAND.


ECW ONE NIGHT STAND | JULY 13 | NEW YORK CITY, NY
ONLY ON PAY PER VIEW
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Backstage, JOSH MATHEWS enters the General Managers office, where THE FIGHT FACTORY are shown with FINLAY, in the middle of a discussion. Seeing Josh enter, Finlay holds up a finger for him to wait for a moment.

Elijah Burke: … That’s two weeks in a row, boss. We think a title shot is fair.

Wade Barrett: Especially after they cheated us the last time.

The GM puts his hands up, getting the Fight Factory to stop.

Finlay: Okay, I hear your reasons. But, {scoffs} you’re being a little hypocritical. You both cheated to win those singles matches. So, you cant complain when the shoe is on the other foot. And beating the tag team champions in singles matches doesn’t warrant an automatic shot at the titles - not in my book at least. So, while you deserve credit for beating MNM on their own, you didn’t beat them when it mattered most.

Elijah Burke: But-

Finlay cuts Burke off before he can plead any further.

Finlay: That said, you do deserve an opportunity to earn a title shot. So how about this. Next week, there’ll be a triple threat tag team match. It’ll be the two of you … Los Latinos … and the Hardy Boys. And the winning team challenges MNM at the Great American Bash.

The Fight Factory don’t look impressed.

Wade Barrett: We shouldn’t have to beat anyone for our shot. We deserve a rematch-

Finlay: You deserve nothing. You earn it. If you really feel you deserve your shot, then you’ll go and earn it next week, wont ye??

Burke nudges Barrett, sighing, motioning for them to leave, knowing Finlay has made his decision, not bothering to show the GM any gratitude for the opportunity next week. They shuffle past Mathews, with Josh looking behind him as they leave, before approaching the GM.

Josh Mathews: Mister Finlay, you asked to see me?? Is it true you wanted to announce a huge main event for next week‘s Independence Day Smackdown??

Finlay nods.

Josh Mathews: Was that it that we just heard?? The triple threat-

Finlay: No, no. That’s an added bonus. See, I took the actions of The Undertaker and Kane earlier as a sign that they will be on Smackdown next week. And at the risk of things blowing out of control between them and the Gods of War, I’m taking it upon myself to give them something to fight about.

Mathews looks intrigued.

Finlay: So next week, in the main event of Smackdown, The Undertaker is going to face Lashley.

There’s a pop in the background, with Finlay pausing momentarily.

Finlay: … In a Casket Match.

Josh looks stunned by the stipulation.

Josh Mathews: A- A- … a casket match??

Finlay nods, sitting up on his desk, folding his arms.

Josh Mathews: Wow. Okay. Uhh, thank you for your time.

Mathews then leaves the office, as Finlay gets looking at some paperwork…





Back into the arena…


**TIME TO PLAY THE GAME**

The Echo Arena comes to its feet, as the iconic Motorhead theme fills the arena - and it can only mean one thing; the arrival of TRIPLE H and the main event tonight!!! The Game spits water at the top of the ramp, and power walks down toward the ring, full of intensity for his first title shot in OVER a year…

Joey Styles: Well King - here we go!! Liverpool has been buzzing all night long in anticipation for this blockbuster main event!! The WWE Championship is on the line; with Triple H set to challenge Edge!!

Jerry Lawler: This could be a main event anywhere in the world, at any event - but it happens tonight, Styles. It’s about to happen right here, tonight!!

Joey Styles: Triple H is looking to make history. Along with The Rock, he is the only ten time champion in WWE history - but tonight, he has the chance to move out on his own as the most decorated World Champion EVER.

Jerry Lawler: And as far as The Game is concerned, this has been a long time coming!!

Spitting water on the apron, Triple H proceeds into the ring, scaling the turnbuckles, posing to the fans, with plenty of support in the arena for the ten times former champion. The Game parades around the ring, getting set for the big time main event and the arrival of the champion.


**METALINGUS**

Wearing his usual trench coat, the WWE Champion, EDGE, hit’s the stage, running to either side, pumping up the fans, before setting off his pyro as he marches down the ramp - looking every bit as intense as his challenger, clearly nowhere near ready to give up the gold it took him ten years to capture.

Joey Styles: There is a big fight feel in a big fight city tonight!! For the first time EVER, Edge and Triple H are set to lock horns for the richest prize in the entire game!! It doesn’t get any bigger than this!!

Jerry Lawler: Oh boy, look at the face on Edge!! He’s ready for a fight tonight, Joey!!

Joey Styles: The WWE Championship match - our main event tonight - is coming up next - don’t go ANYWHERE!!!!

Edge continues to the ring, as we head to the commercial…



Commercial Break



Smackdown returns, just in time for the big fight introductions…

Main Event | WWE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH:
Edge vs. Triple H
Once the bell rings, champion and challenger meet in the middle of the ring, trading words. Both men have plenty to say, trying to get a psychological advantage over the other, whilst the fans pick sides, with a pretty even split between the two men. They back up a step from one another, and Triple H tries a cheap shot - BLOCKED - and Edge scores with a knock down!!! The big right hand from Edge stuns The Game, with Triple H sliding back, not allowing Edge to follow up after the shot. The Game stands back up, offering Edge a nod of respect for his reactions to the attempted cheap shot.

Regrouping, Triple H circles the ring with Edge, and the two men lock up, with Triple H quickly switching to a side headlock. Edge shoves him off, but Triple H comes back off the ropes, knocking the champion down with a shoulder block!! The Game stands over Edge now, giving the champion a crotch chop - to a mixed reaction from the fans - but Edge isn’t impressed. The champ gets to his feet, locking up with the challenger again, and this time, Edge gets the headlock, but Triple H shoves him away to the ropes. Edge puts the brakes on, grabbing the ropes, and The Game punches thin air - with the champion coming back off the ropes and SLAPS Triple H!!!

It’s already getting nasty between the two, and the slaps incenses The Game, with the challenger taking a shot - ducked by Edge, and Edge then beats Triple H to the punch, hammering The Game into the ropes, sending him off the ropes, and knocking him down with a clothesline. Triple H scrambles to his feet, but is knocked right back down by Edge, and again!! Triple H stumbles up by the ropes, with Edge coming at him, but The Game sidesteps, and he sends the incoming Edge soaring over the top to the floor!!! Edge doesn’t hit hard though, and he immediately slides back into the ring … only to be clotheslined RIGHT BACK OVER by The Game!!!!!

This time, Edge doesn’t recover so quickly, and the challenger climbs out, dropping off the apron onto Edge with an axe handle!! Taking control, The Game pulls Edge back to his feet, and attempts an Irish whip into the barrier - REVERSED BY EDGE - AND TRIPLE H HIT’S THE BARRIER INSTEAD!!!!!! The Game staggers back after colliding with the barrier, and Edge delivers a back body drop, with The Game thudding off the floor. Edge rolls in and out of the ring, breaking the count, and stalks at Triple H pulls himself up on the apron, slamming the challengers head off the apron, then off the steps, before rolling him back into the ring, following inside.

Edge scores with a corner spear, crushing Triple H in the corner, but gets greedy, going for another - NO ONE HOME!!! Triple H ducked out of dodge, and Edge hit’s the corner instead!! The Game takes a moment to catch his breath, then as Edge gets up and turns around, Triple H charges in - but Edge reacts, catching The Game on the way in - FLAPJACK - and Triple H’s head bounces off the top turnbuckle!!! The flapjack sends Triple H spaghetti legged, and Edge senses the opening; coming for the SPEAR - NO - Triple H kicks Edge away, and when Edge turns back around, Triple H flattens him with a clothesline!!!! Cover, 1...2...NO!!!

Rising to their feet, Triple H strikes first, putting Edge down again with a clothesline, following up by hitting the ropes and delivering a Harley Race knee drop, into another cover, 1...2...Kick Out!!! Triple H doesn’t give Edge a chance to catch his breath, beating him into the corner with punches, and when in the corner, the challenger switches levels, and DRIVES his shoulder into the gut of the champion repeatedly, punishing the mid section!! Suitably softened up, Triple H then sends Edge across the ring - HARD - STERNUM FIRST into the opposite corner!! The Game then repeats the trick, sending Edge right back across - STERNUM FIRST into the corner again!!!! Edge bounces out of the corner, and Triple H follows up with a neck breaker!!! Cover; 1...2...NO!!!!!

Triple H looks unhappy at the count, but keeps his focus on Edge, dragging the champion up, beating him into the ropes with right hands, then picks Edge up for a suplex - but hangs the champion up on the top rope - sternum first - with Edge landing on the apron, and the ropes the only thing keeping him up - as Triple H builds up a head of steam, charging across the ring; RUNNING HIGH KNEE TO EDGE - AND EDGE FLIES OFF THE APRON - CRASHING INTO THE BARRIER!!!!! The Game is in charge, and poses momentarily in the ring, getting a pretty positive reaction from the fans, whilst Edge writhes on the floor, clutching his mid section, as Joey Styles sends us into the final commercial of the evening…



Commercial Break



Back from the commercial, Triple H has an ABDOMINAL STRETCH applied, and is using the ropes for leverage out of the referees line of vision!! Clearly having no issue to bending the rules, The Game is willing to do whatever it takes to win the title. Clips air from during the commercial, where The Game hung Edge up on the barrier outside like he had on the ropes, before cutting off a brief fight back by applying the stretch. Edge is in deep trouble, with Triple H driving his elbow into the exposed ribs repeatedly - then grabs the ropes again for leverage … but this time Chad Patton DOES see it, and DEMANDS the hold is broken!!!!! The Game is furious with himself for the mistake, but does release - though only at the count of four.

Patton gives the challenger a stern warning for the blatant cheating, with The Game coming back for Edge, dragging him up, sending the champion off the ropes, looking for the abdominal stretch again - but Edge counters, into a SMALL PACKAGE - 1...2...NO!!! Triple H escapes the pin, but misses a right hand as he gets up, and Edge pops off a dropkick!!! The challenger is up quickly, but Edge is ready for him, ducking under, and scoring with a half-nelson bulldog!! Hook of the leg, 1...2...Kick Out!!! Edge, building up momentum, climbs to the top turnbuckle, wincing at the top as he feels the pain from damage done to the midsection by The Game … but he leaps off, catching Triple H with the MISSILE DROPKICK!!! 1...2...SHOULDER UP!!!!

Edge gets back up off the near fall, bringing Triple H with him, clubbing the back of the challenger, and looks to send him across the ring to the corner, but The Game reverses, sending Edge instead, and follows in with a clothesline. Following up, he stomps Edge into the mat, punishing the mid-section again, before pulling Edge back up, sending him off the ropes and ducking down for the anticipated return … but Edge kicks the challenger away!! Triple H spins away, and the champion looks to follow up coming at The Game - but gets waylaid with a clothesline!! Triple H turns Edge inside out with the clothesline … and prowls … waiting for Edge to get up … kick to the gut … PEDIGREE - NO - EDGE TRIPS THE GAME - JACKKNIFE COVER … 1...2...NO!!!!!

Triple H escapes the predicament, and POWERS up out of the pin, turning over, looking to BACKSLIDE Edge, but the champion fights it, and spins out of trouble, ducking a clothesline from the challenger, kicking him in the gut - EDGECUTION!!!! Edge hooks the leg … 1...2...SHOULDER UP!!!!!! Triple H survives at the very last second!!! But it may not be for long, as Edge takes up a position in the corner, setting himself for the SPEAR!!!!! The champion lies in wait, ready to explode, willing Triple H to his feet … waiting to deliver his finish … but as The Game pulls himself up on the ropes … he drops back down … and rolls out of the ring!!!! The fans boo, but Lawler calls it a smart move, with Triple H obviously aware of what was to come.

The Game takes a walk around ringside, paying no heed to the boos from the fans, using his brain … but Edge isn’t waiting around, and comes looking for a SOMERSAULT PLANCHA … BUT HE MISSES!!!!!! Triple H moves out of danger, and Edge CRASHES AND BURNS!!!!! Edge hit’s the floor with an ALMIGHTY thud, and Triple H doesn’t waste a second, picking the champion back up, and tossing him back into the ring, following inside as Lawler says The Games superior experience is starting to tell … as the count comes down; 1...2...EDGE KICKS OUT!!!!! “Triple H may have more experience in title situations - but don’t count Edge out of this yet!!” bellows Joey Styles, as Edge survives.

Frustrated, Triple H gets back to his feet, shaking his head, and follows as Edge retreats to the ropes, beating the champion down on the ropes, showing no mercy, dragging the champion up, looking to send him off the ropes, but Edge manages to reverse the momentum, sending Triple H off instead, ducking down for the return … but gets a FACEBUSTER from Triple H!!! Edge eats the face buster, then a kick, DDT!!!!! Triple H turns him over, hooking the leg; 1...2...KICK OUT!!! The Game shakes his head again, but has a smirk on his face, sensing he’s closing in on World title #1 1. He waits, with Edge struggling up … walking into the path of the challenger … kick to the gut … PEDIGREE - NO!!!!!

Edge battles out, trips The Game … and CATAPULTS him into the corner … then drops The Game with the EDGE-O-MATIC!!!!! 1...2...KICK OUT!!!!! Edge has suddenly turned the momentum of the match, and he sets up again for the SPEAR … charging at Triple H out of the corner - RIGHT INTO A DOUBLE A SPINEBUSTER!!!!!! Triple H explodes with the counter, and hooks the leg, 1...2...SHOULDER UP!!!!! Both men are laid out on the mat, spent after a stunning back and forth battle, but it’s Triple H getting up first - naturally, having hit the last big move - and he leans back on the ropes, waiting for Edge to stir. The champion gets to his knees, with Triple H coming to meet him, but Edge strikes first with a shot to the gut, and again, fighting back to his feet.

Trading back and forth, champion and challenger throw bombs, and a big shot from Edge sends The Game reeling into the ropes … but he staggers back out, kicking Edge in the gut - and the earlier work on the mid section sees that blow have more meaning, with Edge dropping to a knee, which allows Triple H to stand over him, hammering Edge down. The Game drags Edge back up, standing the champion up, then comes off the ropes … RIGHT INTO A BIG BOOT FROM EDGE!!!!! Edge cleans out the challenger with the big boot, but DOESN’T cover, and instead, DEMANDS The Game stand back up … AS HE CHARGES FOR A SPEAR - NO - TRIPLE H CATCHES HIM COMING IN … PEDIGREE …

NO!!!!!!! EDGE BACKDROPS OUT OF THE PEDIGREE!!!!! The Game gets up … and turns … RIGHT INTO A SPEAR!!!!!!!! Edge FINALLY scores with the SPEAR!!!!!!! Cover; 1...2...TRIPLE H GETS THE SHOULDER UP!!!!!!! It’s pandemonium inside the Echo Arena, and Edge is in disbelief, questioning the referee over the count, convinced he got three … but Patton shakes his head, firmly telling the champion it was TWO!!! Edge runs his fingers through his hair, shaking his head, but grits his teeth, and takes up a position in the corner … waiting for Triple H to stir, willing the challenger up … with The Game peeling off the ropes … EDGE EXPLODES OUT OF THE CORNER … AND SPEARS THE GAME AGAIN!!!!!! Second time lucky!!! Edge hooks the leg … 1...2...3!!!!!!!!!!
Winner: And STILL WWE Champion - EDGE @ 20:18

Joey Styles: Edge has done it!! He has risen to see off the challenge of The Game!! And what a match!!! That’s how much it means to BOTH men, King!!

Jerry Lawler: I said this could headline WrestleMania, Styles - and it lived up to the billing!! What a match!!!

Joey Styles: These people in Liverpool are on their feet!! They know they’ve just witnessed something special!! It looked as if Triple H was about to get the Pedigree - but Edge countered at the very last second!!! Triple H kicked out of the first spear - but NO ONE can survive TWO - no one!!

Edge looks relieved to have the win, getting his hand raised, and he clutches the title gratefully, seeing off the challenge of one of the all time greats. The Rated ‘R’ Superstar climbs the turnbuckles, holding up the belt proudly, whilst Triple H rolls to the outside, clutching his ribs, selling the impact of the two spears.

Joey Styles: But King, let’s not forget - with that win, Edge has ended any hopes Ric Flair might have had about concluding his career with a final World Championship. That match now with Triple H at the Great American Bash will be all about pride. Can Ric Flair end his career with one final victory??

Jerry Lawler: I don’t know if Triple H is thinking too much about it right now, Joey. He’s still coming to terms with losing this match.

The Game backs up the ramp, looking back at Edge, offering a nod to his conqueror, giving Edge respect, with Edge nodding back in return. The Game turns and leaves, as Edge continues to watch his beaten challenger depart…

Joey Styles: Edge has most definitely gained the respect of The Game here tonight. Edge has now beaten Kurt Angle and Triple H since becoming champion. Who is going to step up?? Who is going to take the WWE Championship from Edge!?

Jerry Lawler: He keeps knocking ‘em back, Styles!! He’s beaten two of the all time great champions, he saw off a hungry challenger in Garrison Cade, he overcame the odds to defeat The Brian Kendrick. I don’t know who cou-

Joey Styles: HOLD ON-

… WHEN EDGE GETS SPUN AROUND …

RKO.

Joey Styles: IT- ITS-

Jerry Lawler: RANDY ORTON!!!!!!

RANDY ORTON IS BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It’s bedlam inside the Echo Arena, as RANDY ORTON returns to Smackdown after THREE months on the shelf, and the former WWE Champion instantly targets the man who ended his year long WWE title reign at WrestleMania!!!

Joey Styles: Randy Orton just DROPPED the WWE Champion!!!

Jerry Lawler: HE’S BAAAA-AAACK!!!

Joey Styles: And he’s back with a bang, King!! Randy Orton has been out of action for nearly three months. He suffered a broken collarbone at the hands of Edge!! And he obviously hasn’t forgotten!!!

Jerry Lawler: And don’t forget - he never got his rematch for the title!!!

Orton stands tall, sending a message to Edge, picking up the WWE Championship, and draping it over the prone body of Edge, before proceeding to exit the ring…

**BREAK THE WALLS DOWN**

It’s the music of CHRIS JERICHO … with Mr. Money In The Bank swiftly walking through the curtain with his briefcase … and he’s bringing a referee with him!!!!!

Joey Styles: Oh … my … God.

Jerry Lawler: HAHA!! YES!!! This is brilliant!!! This is the BEAUTY of Money in the Bank!!!!

Joey Styles: Edge has just wrestled a twenty minute match!! He just took an RKO!!! He’s in no condition-

Jerry Lawler:It doesn’t matter!!! Anytime - anyplace - anywhere!!! And Chris Jericho is choosing NOW!!!!

Orton pauses on the apron, watching as Jericho marches down the ramp, pointing to the ring, talking to the referee, and hands him the briefcase on the outside, pointing to the timekeepers position!!!

Joey Styles: I don’t believe this!! Chris Jericho is going to feed off the scraps here - Edge is in no position to even defend himself!!!

Jerry Lawler: We’re about to see a new champion!!!

Jericho climbs into the ring, ignoring the presence of Orton, and he looks out to the floor, demanding that THE REFEREE RINGS THE BELL … but before the bell can be rung … ORTON SPINS JERICHO AROUND; RKO!!!!!!!!!

RKO TO JERICHO!!!!!!!!

Jerry Lawler: WHAT!!!???

Joey Styles: Orton just threw a spanner in Jerichos master plan!!!

Orton leaps back up, and stands over Mr. Money in the Bank, ending any hopes of a Money in the Bank cash in on this night, with a euphoric look on his face, standing over the bodies of BOTH Edge and Jericho - returning to Smackdown with a BANG.

Joey Styles: Randy Orton has just put any notion of a Money in the Bank cash in tonight to bed. In Ortons mind he obviously wants to be the one to end Edges title reign - NOT Jericho!!! There will be NO cash in in Liverpool. Edge will leave tonight as WWE Champion … but he will leave England with the message loud and clear; Randy Orton is BACK - and he wants the WWE Title!!!

The show ends on the image of Randy Orton - standing tall - over the WWE Champion, with Edge turning over, clutching onto his title … but for how much longer??

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Monday Night Raw | June 30 2008 | Seattle, WA



Clips air from last week, with JOHN CENA brutalizing newcomer Drew McIntyre after an earlier meeting between Cena and McIntyres girlfriend, Tiffany. Soundbites play over the top of the clips of Raw GM Ricky Steamboat announcing the ban on Cena challenging for the World Title for the remainder of 2008 following Cena’s brutal attack on Christian the week prior … and the reaction of Cena, making an example of McIntyre.

Opening Video

Pyro


Jim Ross: Monday Night Raw is BACK on home soil!!! The Key Arena in Seattle is sold out, in anticipation for a blockbuster night of night - and Coach, we’ve got a blockbuster main event!! Rey Mysterio is out for revenge, and he has challenged the World Heavyweight Champion, Brent Albright!!

The Coach: Non-title, J.R!! It’s a non-title match!! Finally, Brent Albright isn’t being forced into title matches against unworthy challengers!! And of course The Champ accepted the challenge!!

Jim Ross: It’s non-title tonight, but let’s not forget the announcement over the last number of days; next week Shawn Michaels challenges Albright for the richest prize in the game!!!

The Coach: This is unfair!! It’s unfair!!!

Jim Ross: The World Champion only has himself to blame, Coach!! Last week, Brent Albright - with the help of the tag team champions - broke Shelton Benjamins arm during the World Heavyweight Title match, adding The Black Diamond to the injured list along with Paul London. And Coach, Mysterio has had enough!!

The Coach: Don’t think he has me fooled. Rey Mysterio isn’t some kind of vigilante. He just wants to get closer to a shot at the title himself!! That’s why he wants a piece of Brent Albright!! But Rey - be careful what you wish for!!!

**HATE ME NOW**

The music of the former World Heavyweight Champion opens the show, with JOHN CENA entering to his usual heat from the fans. With his hood up, the Man in Black makes his way down the ramp with a scowl fixed on his face, not paying any attention whatsoever to the fans.

Jim Ross: And this man has a lot to answer for!! He’s outta control!! Last week, John Cena brutally dispatched of young Drew McIntyre in Liverpool. A cruel, callous, unnecessarily long beat down - and for what?? For Drew McIntyre standing up for his girlfriend??

The Coach: Drew McIntyre had no respect!! He doesn’t even work on Raw, and he was walking around like he owned the place!! You don’t talk to John Cena like he did.

Jim Ross: Ever since losing the World Heavyweight Championship, John Cena has gotten completely out of control. We still don’t know the prognosis for Christians injury and any timetable for his return, but we expect Christian to be out of action indefinitely. And who knows when Drew McIntyre will get another shot on Raw??

The Coach: Hopefully never!! No man wears a skirt!!!

Jim Ross: A kilt. It’s called a kilt.

The Coach: Ssssshhh. John Cena is about to talk.

In the ring, Cena waits for the fans to settle down, rather than talk over them.

John Cena: So, they told me I gotta apologise for my actions recently.

Cena ponders for a moment.

John Cena: I’m sorry.

Boos from the fans, with Cena less than sincere in his apology.

John Cena: I’m sorry I didn’t finish the DAMN JOB!!!!

Molten heat - Cena doesn’t change his expression one bit though.

John Cena: I’m sorry that there’s still question marks over Christians future. Because my intention was to leave NO DOUBT - I WANTED his career-

Cena makes a cut throat gesture. The fans continue to boo and jeer Cena, as a ‘CHRISTIAN’ chant picks up steam.

John Cena: Better all get off that train. That bandwagon has STOPPED!!! He’s gonna be gone a LONG time.

Heat.

John Cena: And even if he does come back, there aint gonna be much of Christian left. He’ll just be a shell of who he used to be.

Cena wryly smirks.

John Cena: So I’m sorry for not finishing the job then and there. But I’m NOT sorry for what I’ve done, because I MEANT ALL OF IT!!!!

More heat.

John Cena: As for the other guy?? Tiffany’s bitch?? I aint wasting time thinking about that. That was fun for me. And get ready, because that’s the start of it. You people had all better strap yourselves in … because these next six months I got nothin but time to kill.

Cena points to the stage.

John Cena: Steamer back there, with Ventura pullin the strings - he cant touch me. The people in charge of the numbers cant afford for me to be suspended. Sure as hell cant fire my ass. Fine is no good. The old Dragon aint allowed to breathe too much fire at me. His hands are tied. Best he could do??

The Man in Black pauses, thinking about his punishment, showing that it still stings.

John Cena: Was take me outta the title picture for the rest of the year.

Ironic cheer from the fans. Cena applauds.

John Cena: Good move. Pissed me off for sure. I live for that big Gold belt. Seeing a guy like Brent Albright carrying around MY title??

Cena cracks his neck.

John Cena: Sure don’t sit well with me.

Cena clenches his jaw, trying to keep his cool.

John Cena: Albright?? He can have his fun. He aint a champion in my eyes, and he never will be. That’s still MY belt. This is still MY show. I’m THE star around here, and I can do whatever the hell I want!!! And that’s exactly what Imma do for the rest of this year!!!

Boos.

John Cena: So instead of an apology - this is a statement. A statement of intent. Listen up Steamboat. For the next six months, until I win the Royal Rumble in January, I’m gonna create all kinds of havoc on this show - and aint nobody safe!!! But whatever I do?? And the things I’ve done?? It’s not on me. YOU brought it on.

Cena is about to leave, but stops himself, smirking, before coming back to the middle of the ring…

John Cena: Remember when I used to say … “You Cant See Me??”

Mockingly, Cena does the hand movement over his face.

John Cena: By the end of this year?? You’ll wish that was true, because you’ll all be sick of the sight of me.

Cena tosses the mic away, and departs the ring, striding right back up the ramp.

Jim Ross: We’re all sick of ya already, John!!! He’s a no good son of a -

The Coach: Whoa, Hold on, J.R!! Don’t go cussing John Cena!! This man has been wronged. How can John Cena be expected to keep his cool when he’s stuck in limbo for the next six months!! You know as well as I do, John Cena lives and breathes for the World Heavyweight Title. It’s wholly unfair that he has to put his career on hold for six months. Ricky Steamboat is to blame for what’s to come - you heard him!!

Jim Ross: Absolute garbage!! Yet again, John Cena blames someone else for his actions. How fitting!!

As Cena reaches the top of the ramp, RICKY STEAMBOAT appears, to a good pop from the fans. The Raw General Manager doesn’t bring a mic out with him, so we don’t hear what he has to say, but The Dragon has a few choice words for Cena. Cena though, smirks in Steamboats face - then barges past him.

Jim Ross: Disrespectful son of-

The Coach: No!! Come on, J.R!! Don’t be so vulgar!!

Jim Ross: Ricky Steamboat is gonna have his hands full with this maniac on the loose for the next six months. I don’t know what we can expect outta Cena next. I doubt we’ve seen the last of him tonight either. But coming up next, it’s a six pack challenge match. Six men - one fall to a finish - and the winner heads to Raw NEXT WEEK to challenge for the Intercontinental Championship!! The Six Pack Challenge - is NEXT!!!





Commercial Break





Raw returns with CM PUNK joining J.R and The Coach on commentary, whilst the six contenders for his Intercontinental Title are already in the ring, and all the men have their sights on the 2008 King of the Ring…

Jim Ross: Well it looks as if we’re being joined here by the Intercontinental Champion. CM Punk.

CM Punk: It’s like I’m the prettiest girl at the dance, and everyone is fighting to take me to the prom, J.R. Look at this, six guys all fighting it out for a piece of me. That’s how much the Intercontinental Championship means. But only one man can hold the title. And I’m not dropping it any time soon.

The Coach: Glad to hear it!! It’s great to have you out here with us, Punk. And by the way, congratulations on your King of the Ring victory.

Everyone except CODY RHODES … who rolls up WILLIAM REGAL to try and steal the match right away…

Match 1 | SIX PACK CHALLENGE:
Cody Rhodes vs. William Regal vs. Garrison Cade vs. Kid Kash vs. Charlie Haas vs. Nick Nemeth
*Winner Challenges CM Punk next week for the Intercontinental Championship*
1...2...NO!!! Regal just escapes from the surprise roll up, and the match kick starts into action, with all six men going at it. Kash pairs off with Cade, Nemeth with Haas, whilst Regal and Cody renew hostilities. Kash gets caught off the ropes by Cade - with the big Texan TOSSING Kash out to the floor!!! Cade then takes over the match, looking to impose his will on the others, taking shots at the four others, sending Cody out of the ring, and catching Haas with a sidewalk slam … but Nemeth and Regal briefly join forces, taking Cade out of action with a double suplex, before they trade blows. Nemeth looks for a Famouser, but Regal avoids it, then scores with a neck breaker, and makes the cover, 1...2...KICK OUT!!!

Cody is back in the ring, stomping Regal just after the kick out, wearing him down, but as he sets up for his DISASTER KICK on his rival, Rhodes is surprised by Nemeth who rushes up behind him, tossing him back out of the ring. Nemeth then sizes up Regal for his Jumping Reverse Bulldog, but Haas trips Nemeth from the floor, dragging him out, and sliding in … BUT GETS NAILED RIGHT AWAY BY REGALS KNEE TREMBLER!!!!! 1...2...CADE BREAKS THE COUNT!!!!! Cade takes over again, but Regal rolls out of the ring, whilst the Texan knocks Nemeth off the apron with a big boot, and catches the recovering Hass with a FULL NELSON SLAM!!! 1...2...BROKEN BY RHODES!!!

Garrison Cade punishes Rhodes for breaking the count, but as he lines up his trademark HEART PUNCH … Cade gets wiped out by the returning Kid Kash with the BANKROLL!!!!! Kash isn’t able to get the pin though, with Rhodes right on him, looking to catch Kash with CROSS RHODES - but Kash spins out, kicks Cody in the gut; DEAD LEVEL!!!! 1...2...REGAL BREAKS THE COUNT!!!!! Regal and Kash start to battle it out, and Nemeth tussles with Haas on the outside, as Rhodes rolls out to catch his breath and recover. Regal scores a two on Kash with a Butterfly Suplex, and hammers him at the ropes, but Cade is recovering, and he clubs the back of Regal, beating him at the ropes, before spilling to the outside with the Englishman. Left alone in the ring, there’s only one thing for it for Kash … SPRINGBOARD SOMERSAULT PLANCHA TO ALL FIVE MEN ON THE FLOOR!!!!!!!!!!

Even CM Punk is impressed by the feat on commentary, but quips that they’re all killing themselves to LOSE to him next week, and laughs. Kash is naturally the first man to recover, and he tosses Haas into the ring. Kash climbs up top, but is stopped by Haas, who throws him to the canvas, and looks to apply the HAAS OF PAIN - but Kash escapes, and catches Haas with a small package; 1...2...NO!!! Both men bounce up, but Kash walks right into a BELLY TO BELLY!!!! Haas covers, 1...2...NO!!!!! Haas knocks Nemeth back off the apron, and does the same to Regal, looking to keep the ring to himself and Kash, but he wont be able to overpower Cade!!! The big Texan is back in the ring, and it eventually takes all five opponents to momentarily work together to get him out of the ring and out of the running.

The five men then look to exit the ring and keep Cade down, but whilst Haas, Nemeth and Kash leave the ring, Cody cheap shots Regal … CROSS RHODES - NO!!!! Kash leaps back in, springing off the ropes with a clothesline!!!! On the outside, Cade has tossed Haas into the steps, and is getting the better of Nemeth … but he misses a clothesline … and NEMETH DROPS HIM WITH THE JUMPING REVERSE BULLDOG ON THE FLOOR!!!!! Nemeth is about to get back into the ring now, but CM Punk catches his attention, with the two men sharing a few words … which is enough of a distraction for Charlie Haas to run Nemeth into the ring post!!!! Punk laughs, as Haas gets to work on Nemeth … whilst in the ring, Cody and Kash are going at it, but Cody blocks a hurricanrana, and tosses Kash into the corner. CROSS RHODES - NO!!!!! Regal saves Kash, and takes Cody out over the top, following to the floor.

Kash recovers, and sees Cade rising to his feet, sprinting off the ropes - SUICIDE DIVE TO CADE!!!!! Regal and Rhodes are brawling up the ramp with their personal issues clouding their judgment, as Haas brings Nemeth back into the ring. Haas sends Nemeth off the ropes, and looks to elevate him on the return, but Nemeth shifts in mid air … and DRILLS Haas with his LEAPING DDT!!!!! Nemeth flattens Haas, and makes the cover … BUT GARRISON CADE DRAGS NEMETH OUT OF THE RING!!! Cade looks to send Nemeth into the steps, but Nemeth blocks it, and the two men begin to trade blows … WHILST KASH COMES OFF THE TOP ROPE WITH A LEG DROP ON HAAS!!!! Kash covers - there’s no sign of Regal or Rhodes, Cade and Nemeth are fighting on the outside … 1...2...3!!!!!!!!!
Winner: Kid Kash @ 09:16
*CHALLENGES CM PUNK NEXT WEEK*

Kash earns himself a second crack at the I.C Championship!!! The frenetic pace of the free-for-all match comes to a close, and it’s Kid Kash that prevails!!

Jim Ross: Well, champ, take a look at the man you’ll be defending that title against next week!!

CM Punk: I’ve already beat Kid Kash before, J.R. I’m not worried.

On the outside, Nemeth shakes his head in disappointment, knowing he had the match won, whilst Garrison Cade has already stormed off in anger, and Regal and Rhodes have fought all the way to the back!!!

Jim Ross: A tough break for Nick Nemeth here, he looked to have it won after that scintillating DDT - a move you’ll be aware of, Punk, you needed the ropes to save ya a little over a week ago on your route to the King of the Ring-

The Coach: What is wrong with you, J.R!! Shut up!!

CM Punk: I know that DDT hurts like hell, J.R. But I also know I was able to rise above it, get through it, and prevail. You shouldn’t be so sour, J.R. It’s not a good look for a guy in your role.

Kid Kash celebrates the ring, scaling the ropes, and looking out at Punk on commentary, pointing to the I.C Champion, telling him he’s coming for the title. Punk meanwhile, stands up, looking confident, holding the belt up.

CM Punk: Yeah, take a good look. This is about as close as you’re gonna get, Kash.

Jim Ross: There ya have it - Intercontinental Championship is on the line, next week - a special, Night of Champions edition of Monday Night Raw, next Monday in Philadelphia, and what a match it promises to be!! CM Punk. Kid Kash. For the Intercontinental Title!!!





Commercial Break





Raw returns, backstage, where WILLIAM REGAL and CODY RHODES are still fighting, having brawled to the back at the end of the six pack challenge, with Regal winning the fight - until KEN DOANE; Rhodes tag team partner, joins Cody in assaulting Regal!!!!

It’s two on one, with the New Standard pounding Regal down … until GOLDUST arrives on the scene, bringing with him a gold pipe, smacking it off the back of Doane, but misses Rhodes, with Cody then charging his brother into the wall!!! Regal gets back up, helping out his partner, as the brawl continues between the two warring teams…



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However, the action cuts away, with EVE TORRES standing by with REY MYSTERIO…

Eve Torres: Rey, tonight, you’ve challenged Brent Albright to a match, after Albrights actions last week on Raw, when he - and Charlie Haas and Nick Dinsmore - broke Shelton Benjamins arm. Aren’t you concerned at all that you may end up suffering the same fate, considering the Master Craftsmen also put Paul London out of action earlier this month??

Rey nods.

Rey Mysterio: I am concerned, Eve. I’m very concerned about suffering the same fate as Shelton Benjamin and Paul London. But I wont just sit back and watch while the Master Craftsmen pick off every member of the roster, putting them all out on the shelf. They’ve gone too far, and it’s time someone put a stop to it!!

Eve Torres: You’ve also made no secret of your desire to win the World Heavyweight Championship. Tonight, is obviously a non-title match, but should you win, you’d have a huge claim to make for a future title shot, right??

Mysterio sighs, then shakes his head.

Rey Mysterio: Honestly?? This isn’t about the World Heavyweight Title tonight. It’s about doing the right thing.

Eve Torres: Okay, but-

Eve cuts herself off, as Mysterio STORMS off - it’s a very serious, very determined Mysterio tonight, and he has no interest in answering anymore questions!!! Eve - in vain - calls out, but Rey isn’t stopping.

Eve Torres: Rey?? Rey??

Torres looks concerned, as we fade out…



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Back in the arena, JILLIAN HALL is making a rare appearance on Raw, but she is already in the ring, which doesn’t bode well for her chances…

**STRONG AND SEXY**

GAIL KIM makes her way to the ring, with J.R informing the fans that NEXT WEEK on the special ‘Night of Champions’ edition of Raw, the former womens champion will get her rematch from Vengeance when she lost the title; Gail Kim vs. Beth Phoenix for the title next week. J.R notes that some eyebrows have been raised that the officials have agreed to officiate that match - given their previous refusal to do so - but with the new regime on Raw, Ricky Steamboat appears to have persuaded the referees to change their stance.

Match 2:
Jillian Hall vs. Gail Kim
Just a showcase match for Gail Kim. She wins the initial lock up, and although Jillian escapes a wristlock, and has a brief spell in charge, she botches a splash into the corner, with Gail punishing her for it. Jillian hangs in there, but it’s just a matter of time for Gail, and after scoring with a Cross Body off the top, she gets another near fall. Gail hit’s a body block to the corner, and follows up with EAT DEFEAT to score the 1...2...3!!!!!
Winner: Gail Kim @ 02:36

It’s a strong showing for Gail, gearing up for her title rematch next week, but as she parades in the ring celbrating, BETH PHOENIX enters the stage, with a mic in hand. The fans spot her, and boo the sight of the Womens Champion, as Gail eventually sees her too, and watches from the ring, as the champion begins to speak…

Beth Phoenix: You got your way, Gail. You’ve got your rematch next week - but you better be prepared for it to be your LAST shot at MY Womens Title. After I beat you next week, we’re done. Understand??

Gail shakes her head, motioning around her waist that she’s taking the belt back, but Beth disagrees.

Beth Phoenix: I don’t think so. Next week, I’ll prove to you - and these people - just HOW dominant I am, and just HOW much of a gap there is between the best…

Phoenix points to herself … then points at Gail.

Beth Phoenix: And the rest. I’ll see you nex-

MICKIE JAMES APPEARS ON THE STAGE - SPINNING BETH AROUND … MICKIE-DT ON THE STAGE!!!!!!!!!!!

With a crazed look in her eyes, the unbalanced MICKIE JAMES has just FLATTENED the Womens Champion!!! Revenge for Mickie!!!

In the ring, Gail Kim doesn’t look too impressed - knowing how unpredictable Mickie can be, and possibly worrying if Mickie will end up gate crashing her title match next week with Beth.

Mickie stands on the stage with a crazed smile, and a wicked laugh, feeling good about herself after putting Beth Phoenix down … as we head to the commercial.





Commercial Break





 

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Clips of the many cities WWE visited last Summer during the global World tour.

“LAST YEAR, THE WWE TOURED THE GLOBE”

And, shots of Wembley Stadium last year at Summerslam, with clips of Randy Ortons mid air RKO on RVD, Ricky Hatton knocking out Armando Estrada, Edge spearing The Undertaker, MNM falling from a ladder, and Christian raising the title at the end of that show.

“AND BROUGHT THE BIGGEST EVENT OF THE SUMMER ACROSS THE POND”

The Summerslam logo flashes across the screen, then an image of the world is shown, with the focus zooming in toward the U.S.A

“BUT THIS YEAR…”

The zoom continues toward the East Coast, and then, we see clips of New York City; the statue of Liberty, yellow cabs, Times Square, Brooklyn Bridge

“SUMMERSLAM IS COMING…”

The New York skyline… then the camera stops at Madison Square Garden.

“…HOME”

Flashing shots of famous MSG moments in WWE history; Hogan winning his first title, Bret Hart being hoisted in the air at WrestleMania X, Austin stunning McMahon for the first time, and Triple H winning the ladder match in 1998 at a Summerslam.

“NEW YORK CITY … MADISON SQUARE GARDEN … THE SPIRITUAL HOME OF THE WWE”

End, with the Summerslam graphic on the screen.


WWE SUMMERSLAM | AUGUST 24 | NEW YORK CITY, NY
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Again, backstage, the fight between the KNUCKLEDUSTERS and the NEW STANDARD rages on, trading blows, fighting toward the Concession Stand, amongst rabid fans. Goldust grabs a popcorn box, and pops it over the head of Cody, before beating his brother up - with Rhodes unable to see anything momentarily.

Meanwhile, Regal mounts Doane, hammering the youngster mercilessly, with the veterans clearly winning the fight … but officials and security eventually swarm the four men, not wanting any fans to get caught in the crossfire, and the brawl between the teams is brought to an end. Regal and Goldust are held back, whilst the Cody and Doane take the chance to make an escape, wanting no more of the fight…



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Cutting away elsewhere, THE MIZ is stood backstage, looking into the camera with a cocky smirk on his face as always, and the tattered Hardcore Championship over his shoulder…

The Miz: Welcome one and all to your weekly dose of greatness from YOUR Hardcore Champion; forever, and always. The Miz.

The shit eating grin of The Miz riles the fans. He then presents himself;

The Miz: Look at me, and what do you see?? A bona fide star, right?? I mean, I’ve got movie star good looks, I sound good, I’ve got an engaging personality, I’ve got intelligence, I’ve got dashboard abs. I’ve got the ‘It’ factor.

He smirks again.

The Miz: And if you add the letters ‘S’ and ‘H’ to ‘It’, you have my opinion on E … C … W.

The Miz has clearly been watching Steve Austin promos circa ‘96. The fans are not impressed.

The Miz: I mean, it’s a miracle that place survived as long as it did. There wasn’t a single star on that roster. Just a ragtag bunch of misfits and losers. Guys that just couldn’t cut the mustard in the big leagues. You had a beer drinking alcoholic called The Sandman who walked to the ring with a cigarette in his mouth. A midget called Tazz. A freak called Sabu. And the rest?? Just a bunch of fat slobs, who looked like they just got up off the couch. Watching some more of ECW’s highlights these last few days, I had to check my DVD player to make sure I wasn’t watching The Hills Have Eyes. I’ve never seen a collection of freaks in one place at the same time. I watched Balls Mahoney. BALLS?? Really??

Miz screws up his face in disgust at the thought.

The Miz: Balls … Mahoney. What kind of sick parents must a guy have to call their son Balls?? Well, Balls, Sandman, and all your other delinquent friends can all line up. Because finally, ECW will be home to a STAR!!! For the first time in ECW history, a STAR will perform under their banner. On July 13, The Miz is headed to the Hammerstein Ballroom, and I cant wait to see which fat slob, which alcoholic, which hobo looking freak steps up to face ME.

Miz pauses, then smiles broadly again.

The Miz: Because I’m The Miz … and I’m … Hardcore.

Still smiling, Miz stares into the camera, before snapping out of it.

The Miz: But right now, I’d like to turn your attention to this monitor. Because I want you all to see what another real star looks like…

Miz turns the monitor on …

IT’S MISTER KENNEDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There’s an almighty uproar inside the arena at the sight of the fired Mr. Kennedy, sat in a fairly darkened room, leaning back on an office chair, swirling a glass of whiskey, before finally speaking.

Mister Kennedy: Remember me??

Kennedy sips on the whiskey.

Mister Kennedy: Remember what I said when I got fired?? Hmm??

He sits forward from the chair.

Mister Kennedy: Remember my promise as they frogmarched me off the premises??

Kennedy necks the rest of the whiskey from the glass, and slams the glass on the table in front of him.

Mister Kennedy: I said I’d burn the WWE to the ground.

Smiling now, Kennedy rubs his stubble.

Mister Kennedy: And all Triple H did a couple weeks back on Smackdown … was hand me the match to start the fire.

Sitting back again, Kennedy outstretches his arms.

Mister Kennedy: Because after what he did to me?? A mere fan?? The post traumatic stress I’ve suffered … *puffs his cheeks* … cant put a price on that.

Kennedy wags his finger, then nods.

Mister Kennedy: So I WILL be pressing charges. I WILL sue the WWE for everything I can get. And I intend on having Triple H removed from television as soon as pos-





Commercial Break





Raw returns after the sharp commercial break, cutting off the promo from Kennedy, and we return to see RICKY STEAMBOAT in the middle of chewing out THE MIZ…

Ricky Steamboat: What exactly were you thinking?? You know the legal issues that are going on right now with that guy!! Didn’t you think for a second?? Are you really that selfish??

Miz is very nonchalant about the whole thing, shrugging.

The Miz: Gee, I don’t know what to say. Someone must’ve switched out the video I was going to play. I didn’t know anything about it.

Steamboat isn’t buying it.

Ricky Steamboat: I wasn’t born yesterday. Don’t EVER pull something like that again. Understand??

Miz doesn’t look too concerned, and begins to turn to leave.

The Miz: Whatever.

The GM sharply grabs Miz by the arm, turning him back around, most definitely getting his attention now.

Ricky Steamboat: Whoa. No. Not “whatever.” You’re not the star you think you are, young man. If you pull something like that again?? You’ll be joining your good friend on the unemployment line. Understand??

Miz gulps. He nods, no longer treating everything as a joke.

The Miz: Uhh, ye- yes.

Steamboat lets go of the arm, and nods toward the door.

Ricky Steamboat: Get outta my sight.

Miz shuffles off like a scalded schoolboy, whilst Steamboat shakes his head…



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Back in the arena…

THE EAST COAST PARTY BOYS are on their way to the ring, looking hyped up and positive, unlike their opponents; THE ANGELS OF ANARCHY, with Christopher Daniels looking pretty bored.

Jim Ross: And next week on Raw’s night of champions, these two young men, Curt Hawkins and Zack Ryder, will have the opportunity to become World Tag Team Champions!! Their recent winning streak has NOT gone unnoticed by Ricky Steamboat, and they have been dutifully rewarded for a gutsy win inside a bar last week in Liverpool.

The Coach: One team on the way up … facing one team on the way down tonight. Ryder and Hawkins wont face an easier prospect than this!!

Jim Ross: I don’t know about that, Coach. It’s been a rough couple of weeks for Daniels and Williams, but you don’t become a bad team overnight. They’re out of the title picture for the time being, but the Angels of Anarchy intend on being right at the front of the line in the event the Master Craftsmen eventually lose the gold.

The Coach: They’d better get themselves together quickly then, J.R.

Hawkins and Ryder arrive in the ring, with Christopher Daniels patting his partner on the back, before stepping onto the apron, just wanting it to be over with.

Match 3:
The Angels of Anarchy vs. The East Coast Party Boys
It’s a fast paced back and forth match between two face teams, with no real heat spot, as the tags come fast and furious on both sides. Ryder and Hawkins make a good showing of themselves against the superior experience and knowledge of their opponents, busting out some nice double teams moves, including a wheelbarrow slam from Ryder followed by an elbow from Hawkins onto the Fallen Angel, with Doug Williams needing to break the count.

The Anarchist becomes the legal man, and shapes up for the CHAOS THEORY - but Ryder saves Hawkins, and the Party Boys take over. Zack looks to deliver his ROUGH RYDER but Williams ducks out of trouble, and catches Ryder with an EXPLODER SUPLEX!!!! Doug then recovers, and makes a tag to Daniels, with the Fallen Angel leaping into action … but quickly, referee Mickey Henson gets in his way, shaking his head, sending Daniels back to the apron.

Williams questions what the problem was, and the official holds up the tag rope, indicating that Daniels wasn’t holding the rope when he tagged in!!! Doug Williams shakes his head in disbelief at the rookie mistake, and J.R is stunned too, saying he cant recall the last time a tag team wrestler failed to hold the tag rope, but the East Coast Party Boys make the most of the error, with stereo dropkicks to the Angels of Anarchy - with Daniels spilling to the floor … as Williams is left prone for the LONG ISLAND EXPRESS!!!!!! Ryder hooks the leg, 1...2...3!!!!!
Winners: The East Coast Party Boys @ 06:43

Ryder and Hawkins gear up for their big title opportunity next week with a win over one of the most established teams on Raw … but an established team that appear to be off their game.

Jim Ross: This team just cant stop winning!! Once again, Ryder and Hawkins are victorious!!!

The Coach: Well that winning streak is coming to an end, baby boy!! Those Party Boys are no match for The Master Craftsmen. Trust me!!

The East Coast Party Boys are pumped after their win, chest bumping each other and fist bumping, as they continue to build momentum for their title shot next week, leaving the ring, full of vigour and positivity.

Jim Ross: Well, the champagne will be on ice, but Ryder and Hawkins could absolutely have something to celebrate a week from tonight. Don’t count these two young men out!! They’re on the roll of their careers right now!!!

The Coach: And speaking of teams on a roll … how about a backward roll…

Meanwhile, Doug Williams and Christopher Daniels look much different. Williams is sitting in the ring, shaking his head, whilst Daniels is on the floor, head down, hands on hips, seemingly annoyed with himself at his stupid mistake.

Jim Ross: Ya gotta wonder what’s next for the Angels of Anarchy. Without the tag team titles in their sights in the immediate future, it’s as if these two have lost their focus entirely. Or at least, Christopher Daniels has.

The Coach: What a horrible, rookie mistake to make. For a fifteen year veteran?? Unforgivable.

The Angels of Anarchy meet at the bottom of the ramp, discussing what went wrong, with Daniels shaking his head a lot. Williams is heard telling his partner; “Get your head in the game and out of your arse!!” before walking ahead of the Fallen Angel, angry at such a rookie mistake costing the team tonight.



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Footage then cuts backstage, and we see SHAWN MICHAELS making his way down the halls, looking happy and relaxed, on Raw for the first time since Vengeance, when he defeated Brock Lesnar…

Jim Ross: And there he is!!! The Showstopper is here, a week away from a date with destiny!! Shawn Michaels will look to win the World Heavyweight Championship once again when he challenges Brent Albright in Philadelphia!! We’ll hear from Shawn Michaels for the first time since Vengeance - NEXT on Raw!!!





Commercial Break





**SEXY BOY**

Raw returns, right into the music of HBK, and SHAWN MICHAELS soon emerges from behind the curtain, to a big ovation from the fans.

Jim Ross: There he is!! One of the all time greats!! He proved it at Vengeance, winning two straight falls to overcome the awesome Brock Lesnar, and a week from tonight, Shawn Michaels has the chance to add to his legacy!! Can Shawn Michaels capture a SEVENTH World Championship to his incredible resume??

The Coach: Every time I’ve written him off, Shawn Michaels has risen to the occasion. Think of where he was six months ago!! We all thought Shawn was finished. Then, he eliminated me from the Royal Rumble, and it’s as if his confidence all returned.

Jim Ross: Yeah, Shawn Michaels resurgence is all down to you, Coach…

Michaels enters the ring, saluting the fans, before picking up a mic. Shawn puffs his cheeks, mockingly acting as if he is out of breath and has a stitch, leaning on the ropes, before taking a stroll around the ring, soaking up the cheers from the fans…

Shawn Michaels: You people never fail to amaze ‘ol Aitch Bee Kay!!

The cheers continue, and Michaels smiles.

Shawn Michaels: All this for little ‘ol me??

Pointing to himself, Michaels then flaps his hand as if to say ‘stop’ in an overly dramatic manner, trying to be funny.

Shawn Michaels: Too much. It’s too much. Y’know … I’ve been doing this stuff for about twenty four years now … but as crazy as it sounds, I don’t think I’ve been better than I feel right now.

Pop.

Shawn Michaels: A couple weeks back, I beat Brock Lesnar - two straight falls. You mightn’t have heard about it, there wasn’t a whole lotta talk around it.

Tongue firmly in cheek, Michaels shows a slight smirk after that comment.

Shawn Michaels: But I beat the big guy two straight falls, when a lot of people - and I mean a lot of people - didn’t think I could win one. Brock?? Paul Heyman?? They didn’t think I could beat him. But there’s one thing The Heart Break Kid has done throughout his career - and that’s prove people wrong. I’ve MADE my career out of proving people wrong. And at Vengeance … well … you know the rest.

Michaels pauses for a moment, then looks directly to the hard camera.

Shawn Michaels: Brock Lesnar?? You gave me two of the absolute toughest matches of my career. And I’ll forever rank those two victories; WrestleMania and Vengeance - right up there with the best of my career.

Slight cheer. HBK nods, firmly meaning what he says … then moves on.

Shawn Michaels: But as for Brock?? He’s gone. And Shawn Michaels reputation for runnin people outta town looks to still be in tact, doesn’t it??

Michaels shows a cheeky smirk, referencing Montreal. There’s a bit of a mixed reaction for that line.

Shawn Michaels: And one week from tonight, by the grace of God, The Heart Break Kid gets one more shot at immortality. One week from tonight, yours truly goes one on one with the World Heavyweight Champion Brent Albright, and the gold is up for grabs!!

{/SECOND HOUR}

Shawn Michaels: Now this … it’s been a long time coming. Some of you may remember around the turn of the year, it was Albright and his buddies that tried pedalling the notion that the Heart Break Kid didn’t have it anymore. Kid, you don’t beat a guy like Brock Lesnar twice if you don’t still have it. But, uh, Albright and I?? We never got to settle our differences. But that changes next week.

HBK pauses for a moment.

Shawn Michaels: It’s been a long two and a half years since ‘ol Aitch Bee Kay was Champion of the World. And two and a half years at this stage of my career?? That’s a loooong time. And time aint something on my side. As a matter of fact … who knows?? Maybe … maybe next week … maybe it’ll be my last shot at being World Heavyweight Champion.

Boos. The fans don’t want to think of that. Michaels notices the reaction.

Shawn Michaels: I can guarantee I wont be able to do this stuff for as long as Ric Flair, I know that. I know … no matter how good I feel right now … that the end of the road in my career is on the horizon.

Boos again. Michaels has a look of sorrow on his face for a moment, but then fires up.

Shawn Michaels: And as I’ve said before - I intend on going down in a BLAZE … OF … GLORY!!!!

Pop.

Shawn Michaels: So Brent Albright, you had better get ready for the fight of your life. I just went forty minutes with Brock Lesnar … and I won. I’m ready go forty minutes, fifty minutes … I could go ALL … NIGHT … LONG … if I have to … if it means raising that World Heavyweight Championship one more time?? I’m willing to do whatever it takes. I’m desperate … and desperation can do funny things to a guy. It can-

**THIS FIRE BURNS**

Jim Ross: What the-?

The Coach: I think … yeah, that must be a mistake. That’s CM Punk’s music-

It’s not a mistake or a miscue … it IS the Intercontinental Champion, CM PUNK that walks through the curtain, much to the surprise of everyone in the building - including Shawn Michaels in the ring.

Jim Ross: Well, I don’t know what the meaning of this is, folks. I have no idea what CM Punk wants out here. He’s got his own title defence to worry about next week against Kid Kash.

The Coach: Yeah … this is … odd.

Michaels still looks puzzled, but Punk is showing off that wicked, shit-eating grin he always wears, climbing into the ring, with HBK stood in the corner, leaning up against the ropes. The music dies down, and Punk - still smirking, playing dumb - puts a hand up apologetically to Michaels.

CM Punk: Oh … I’m sorry to interrupt.

Punk gestures to Michaels, and looks to the fans.

CM Punk: Shawn Michaels everybody!!…

It’s a little bit awkward, and Shawn - looking puzzled by the interruption has to ask.

Shawn Michaels: Can I help you??

Punk raises his eyebrows, at the thought.

CM Punk: You?? Help me??

Punk scoffs.

CM Punk: Wouldn’t have thought so.

Michaels - much like everyone else - cant work out what exactly Punk is here for.

Shawn Michaels: Is there something you want??

Punk shakes his head - still smirking.

CM Punk: I’ve got everything I want right here.

Patting the I.C title belt, Punk continues to smirk, with Michaels finally just blurting the question out.

Shawn Michaels: So, uh … why exactly are you out here?? Because … I don’t know about everyone else … but I’m confused.

Punk chuckles.

CM Punk: Well … although you’ve only been gone a few weeks … there’s been a seismic change around here since then. I’m the King of the Ring. I’m the best thing on Raw!! So if I wanna come out here and get in your face … I don’t need a reason.

Punk with a smug look in his face, stares right at Michaels, with Shawn unimpressed.

CM Punk: But as it just so happens, I was listening in the back … listening to what you have to say … and … let’s face it … you’re dreaming, aren’t you, Shawn?? These people?? They may not want to tell you that, but, yeah, you are dreaming if you think you’ve got one more title run in that broken down body of yours.

Boos. HBK smirks, then shakes his head.

Shawn Michaels: With all due respect, that’s got nothing to do with you, kid. We’re gonna find out if I’m dreamin or not next week. And I think your time would be better spent concentrating on your own problems.

Michaels points at the Intercontinental title on Punks shoulder.

Shawn Michaels: And as for this “broken down” body?? Kid, you have no idea. I’ve been managing with this broken down body while you were still hanging on your Mothers apron strings … I’ve been winning World Championships with this broken down body since before you ever stepped foot inside a wrestling ring. And … unless my memory is failing me?? I just beat Brock Lesnar with this broken down body. I don’t need a lecture from you.

Shawn points his finger right at Punk. The fans cheer, but Punk is nonplussed.

CM Punk: Well you clearly don’t know the first thing about me, do you?? Because I never spent any time hanging on my Mom’s apron strings. And as for you beating Brock Lesnar?? Don’t kid yourself - his foot was already halfway out the door when you beat him at WrestleMania. He was GONE by the time you beat him at Vengeance. That was a shell of Brock Lesnar you beat at Vengeance.

Michaels raises an eyebrow, but isn’t buying it.

Shawn Michaels: And you know that for a fact??

CM Punk: Everybody does … except you.

HBK smirks, looking at the I.C Champion, shaking his head.

Shawn Michaels: Y’know, there’s a thing we used to have around here … they called it respect. Ever heard of it??

CM Punk: Yeah … I’ve heard of it. Have you?? Because you don’t seem to have much respect for yourself, Shawn. Out here, prancing around like a guy half your age. Making a fool of yourself, talking about winning another World Championship. The landscape is changing Shawn. And you don’t fit in the new regime.

Shawn Michaels: Is that so??

CM Punk: Yeah.

HBK laughs, taken aback by the attitude of Punk, but appears to have some level of tolerance for him, despite the insults.

Shawn Michaels: You know … I ought to kick your teeth down your throat … but I think I’m gonna just take the high road here. That’s one hell of a chip on your shoulder, kid. And from a guy that’s been where you are now?? Take it from me - that attitude is gonna get ya in trouble.

Punk appears to disagree. Michaels shrugs.

Shawn Michaels: But hey, you’re young. You uh … you actually remind me a little of myself in my younger days. Just be careful, kid.

HBK turns to leave the ring, but as he does Punk grabs his arm. Michaels is stopped, and he eyes Punk, with the I.C Champion glaring at Shawn.

CM Punk: I’m nothing like you, Shawn. Not then, not now. Not ever.

Punk releases the arm, but points his finger in Shawns face.

CM Punk: Unlike you, I’ve got discipline. I’m not reckless like you. I don’t have addictions like you did.

Michaels reaches to take the mic, but Punk pulls away.

CM Punk: You stand out here like you’re some kinda Saint. Like butter wouldn’t melt. Casting your wisdom and knowledge on us. On me?? Save your breath. And don’t ever compare yourself to me. I’ve never injected myself with drugs. I’ve never put any foreign substance in my body. I’ve never needed booze to numb the pain of my sad existence like you did.

Heat. Shawn isn’t impressed, mouthing to Punk; “Watch it, kid.” … Punk though, isn’t finished.

CM Punk: And I sure as hell didn’t need to “FIND GAWD” to get my life together-

SWEET CHIN MUSIC!!!!!!!

Shawn Michaels DROPS Punk in a flash, having clearly heard enough from the righteous Intercontinental Champion. The fans pop for the sudden Sweet Chin Music, shutting Punk up, and Michaels stands over Punk, pointing down at him, having a few choice words…

Jim Ross: I have no idea what CM Punk was trying to accomplish out here - but it sure as hell backfired!! Shawn Michaels wont listen to any negativity - he’s got his sights set on the Worlds Heavyweight Title next week in Philadelphia - and it’ll take a hell of a performance from Brent Albright to hold off the Heart Break Kid in this form!!!

Michaels salutes the fans, before leaving the ring, with Punk still down from the Sweet Chin Music…






Commercial Break






Raw returns with LAYLA on her way to the ring for action, being accompanied by MICHELLE MCCOOL.

Jim Ross: We’re back live, and last week, we saw Layla assist Michelle McCool in inflicting Kelly Kelly’s first defeat as an active wrestler. Now, tonight, these two are out here together again??

The Coach: You’ll hear no complaints from me, baby boy. Two is better than one!!

Jim Ross: It’s jealousy - that’s all it is. These two women are jealous of Kelly Kelly’s success and popularity. Layla couldn’t handle the fact she lost twice to Kelly!!

The Coach: Well, Layla and Michelle had this to say earlier today…


Layla El: People have called me - US - jealous??

Michelle McCool: Jealous of what?? Kelly Kelly??

Layla El: Yeah.

Michelle McCool: Please. What’s there to be jealous of?? We just don’t like how we’re treated in comparison to that hussie!!

Layla El: She’s not THAT special.

Michelle McCool: I proved that last week.

Layla El: And now, with the two of us together?? We’re gonna take over this Womens division.

Michelle McCool: Starting with Kelly Kelly.

Layla El: Finally, there’s a pair of women in this division that can say they are…

Together: FLAWLESS!!



Back live in the arena, Layla and McCool watch their promo on the big screen, both smiling…

**HOLLA**

KELLY KELLY enters, saluting the fans, but has a look of trepidation on her face, facing the odds again tonight on her own…

Jim Ross: Kelly Kelly had herself an impressive winning streak going since her debut as an active wrestler, but because of Layla El’s interference last week, that win streak was snapped!!

The Coach: All good things come to an end, J.R!!

Jim Ross: Well tonight, you gotta wonder how Kelly can rebound from that loss, especially with Michelle McCool out here on the floor!!! Layla is looking for a win over Kelly after two losses in their previous meetings, and with Michelle McCool by her side, ya gotta believe Layla is highly confident of a win.

Match 4:
Layla El w/Michelle McCool vs. Kelly Kelly
Kelly gets the better of Layla initially, but when Michelle trips Kelly from the outside, Layla is able to take control. It’s a very basic beat down, with Layla wearing Kelly down until it’s time for the young blonde to make a comeback. Kelly reels off a series of arm drags, then a pair of dropkicks, setting up for her SPECIAL K {X Factor} … but Michelle McCool gets onto the apron, causing a distraction for Kelly - just long enough for Layla to RAKE THE EYES!!! Kelly spins away, holding her face … as Layla delivers the BOMBSHELL!!!! Layla covers, 1...2...3!!!!!
Winner: Layla El @ 02:30

For the second week in a row, Layla El and Michelle McCool team up to screw Kelly Kelly over!! The two heel divas stand tall in the ring, enjoying their moment, whilst Kelly stays down, selling the impact of Layla’s finish.

Jim Ross: I don’t know why they’re celebrating - Layla and Michelle have screwed over Kelly Kelly once again!! They couldn’t get the job done on their own - they needed each other to do it!!

The Coach: Don’t be raining on their parade, J.R. Let Layla and Michelle enjoy this win!!!

Jim Ross: Something needs to be done about this!! We cant just have Michelle McCool and Layla El interfering on each others behalf every week!!



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Backstage, in the locker room, the cameras catch up to a heated argument between CHRISTOPHER DANIELS and DOUG WILLIAMS. The Angels of Anarchy are bickering back and forth after a rookie mistake from the Fallen Angel led to them losing earlier tonight…

Doug Williams: You don’t seem to realize that we could be right back in the picture if Haas and Dinsmore lose the titles next week. Or at least - we would’ve been if we had won tonight.

Daniels tosses his knee pads down and sighs.

Christopher Daniels: Just drop it, okay?? I screwed up. Again.

Williams shakes his head, disagreeing.

Doug Williams: You just need to get your head back in the game. It’s like you’ve been somewhere else since you got beat in the King of the Ring tournament.

Christopher Daniels: That’s got nothing to do with it.

The response from Daniels came a little too quick … as if he’s in denial. Williams doesn’t pick up on it though.

Doug Williams: Okay. But something has been well and truly off with you.

Christopher Daniels: Maybe-

Daniels stops himself from continuing. The Anarchist stops what he’s doing though, and questions his partner.

Doug Williams: Maybe what??

Daniels is hesitant.

Christopher Daniels: Maybe … it’s time we went our separate ways.

Williams looks stunned by the proposal.

Doug Williams: What!?

Christopher Daniels: Look … we gave it our best shot. We bust our asses this past year, and it just wasn’t to be.

Williams shakes his head.

Doug Williams: No. No, we’re not quitters, Chris. We didn’t come this far to just pack it up. We signed on to the WWE and we promised ourselves we’d win those tag team titles. We just need to be right in the picture when Haas and Dinsmore lose those titles. Don’t give up on this yet. We’re not quitters. YOU are not a quitter.

Williams then walks off, not waiting for a response, with Daniels sighing. The Fallen Angel looks to be thinking, as we fade out…





Commercial Break




 



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VIDEO PACKAGE

The video begins with just a black screen, until the ‘chant’ is heard clearly…

… “E-C-DUB, E-C-DUB, E-C-DUB”…

Then, a sequence of classic ECW clips; Bam Bam Bigelow tossing Spike Dudley into the crowd and Spike crowd surfing; Rey Mysterio delivering a Hurricanrana to Juvi off a car, The Dudley Boys putting Balls Mahoney through a flaming table and Taz Tazplexing Tommy Dreamer off a balcony through a table.

… “E-C-DUB, E-C-DUB, E-C-DUB”…

Clips of RVD hitting a series of Van Daminators and Van Terminators, Sandman whacking the Singapore Cane off countless faces, whilst drinking beer and smoking on his way to the ring, and Kid Kash leaping off the ropes.

… “E-C-DUB, E-C-DUB, E-C-DUB”…

Tommy Dreamer in amongst the fans, Bam Bam Bigelow and Taz going through the ring, Sandman drinking beer off a whores breasts, Sabu colliding with barbed wire ropes,

… “E-C-DUB, E-C-DUB, E-C-DUB”…

Flashing shots of Tajiri, Dawn Marie, Justin Credible, Jerry Lynn, Mikey Whipwreck, Terry Funk, Masato Tanaka, Francine, Cactus Jack, Shane Douglas and Raven posing with his arms outstretched.

… “E-C-DUB, E-C-DUB, E-C-DUB”…

Sabu and Taz face to face, RVD diving into the crowd off a somersault plancha, Beulah getting into a cat fight, The Dudleys getting into it with fans and the ring filling up with chairs thrown in by the fans…

… “E-C-DUB, E-C-DUB, E-C-DUB”…

And end on the words hitting the screen;

ONE
NIGHT
STAND.


ECW ONE NIGHT STAND | JULY 13 | NEW YORK CITY, NY
ONLY ON PAY PER VIEW
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Following the ECW promo, the ECW theme plays in the arena, with none other than TERRY FUNK walking onto the stage!!!!

The Coach: Hey, J.R - that old man’s lost!!

Jim Ross: That’s Terry Funk you idiot!! And he sure as hell isn’t lost!! Terry Funk - one of the all time greats - and one of the pioneers of ECW!!!

The Coach: Well that ECW nonsense is a few weeks away!! Someone show that Funking idiot back to his nursing home!!

Jim Ross: I’d like to show him over here to brand your ignorant ass!!!

Funk stands at the top of the ramp, motioning for the music to stop.

Terry Funk: I’m sure all of you fine people here are well aware of what E-C-W stands for, and the impact E-C-W had on professional wrestling.

Slight pop from the fans, and the faintest of “E-C-W” chants.

Terry Funk: Yes … that’s professional wrestling. Something that DIED over half a decade ago!!

Mixed reaction, but Funk isn’t paying any attention to reactions.

Terry Funk: Replaced by sports entertainers like that no good, egg sucking DOG … MIZ!!!

Boos for the mention of Miz.

Terry Funk: That Sissy doesn’t know what he’s in for at One Night Stand!! And as for him being Hardcore …

Funk laughs to himself.

Terry Funk: The only thing Hardcore about that little rat bastard is his Daddies home video collection!!

Raucous pop inside the arena for that line.

Terry Funk: And on July 13, his pretty little face will learn the true meaning of Hardcorrrree!!!

Another pop.

Terry Funk: I’ll be there!! Wild horses couldn’t keep Terry Funk from being at the ECW reunion … but unfortunately, it wont be me that hands The Miz the beating he deserves…

Boos.

Terry Funk: Because I already have myself a dance partner for One Night Stand!! And it’ll be ‘One for the Road’ … when I take my branding iron and make sure the name Terry Funk is forever etched on the stinkin, rotten body … of Cactus Jack!!!

HUGE pop. Funk has to wait the cheers out, along with a ‘Foley’ chant. Funk nods, and eventually speaks over the fans.

Terry Funk: That’s right. Cactus, you and I have waged wars all over this planet…

Funk then gets set to say something else … when JOHN CENA appears from behind, entering through the curtain, with a steel chair in hand … AND HE SMASHES FUNK FROM BEHIND WITH THE CHAIR!!!!!

Jim Ross: What the hell!! John Cena is outta control!! Why in the hell would he do this!!!

The Coach: Because he wants to!! Didn’t you hear him earlier!!??

Terry Funk tumbles forward, falling onto the stage, with Cena raring back, SMASHING the chair off the back of Funk again. Tossing the chair aside, Cena kneels down, mounting the legend, hammering Funk with punishing blows to the face.

Cena stands back up, with Funk stirring, trying to get his hands up to defend himself, calling Cena on; BIG mistake. Cena rams his BOOT through the face of the legend, then roughly picks Funk up - LAWNDARTING Funk into the steel entrance walls!!!

Jim Ross: Somebody has gotta put a stop to this!! John Cena is outta control!!! The man is on a rampage!!!

The Coach: He said he’d do whatever the hell he wanted!! And this is him doing whatever he wants!!!

Fending off officials, John Cena drags a BLOODIED Funk back to his feet, dragging the legend back to the top of the stage, and scares off officials … before picking up Funk onto his shoulders …

Jim Ross: Don’t do this John - DON’T DO THIS JOHN!!!!!

… Thankfully though, officials stand in Cena’s way, preventing Cena from delivering an FU off the stage … so, instead, Cena…

… SLAMS FUNK ON THE STAGE WITH AN FU!!!!!

Jim Ross: WHY!?? WHY!!?? WHY!!?? Mindless, senseless, unnecessary. John Cena is out of control!!!

The Coach: Well, I guess you can say Terry Funk got lucky. He might even still make it for One Night Stand-

Jim Ross: Are you trying to make a joke?? Now?? After this?? Go to hell, Coach!! The man is in his sixties for God’s sake!! John Cena!! Have you no remorse!!!??? You Son of a Bitch!!!

The Coach: You shouldn’t be surprised, J.R. And we can expect this every week from John Cena.

Cena stands on the stage, not smiling, not angry - nothing. The Man In Black merely looks down, at the broken body of the legendary Terry Funk, as medics rush to tend to Funk, who just got slammed onto the steel stage.

Jim Ross: John Cena cannot be allowed to get away with this. These actions are reprehensible. He CANNOT get away with this!!!!

The camera remains on Cena, being led away by officials, as the camera fades out to commercial…





Commercial Break





Raw returns with Terry Funk being pushed out of the arena on a stretcher - a similar sight to the last two weeks with Christian and Drew McIntyre being in similar positions at the hands of John Cena.

As Funk is loaded onto the ambulance, RICKY STEAMBOAT is shown, shaking his head, looking concerned for the legend, and angry about what’s just transpired, talking with Road Agent Dean Malenko.

Ricky Steamboat: I want him arrested. Right now.

Malenko nods and shuffles off, with the camera focusing still on Steamboat, and his rising fury, as the Ambulance speeds off into the night…



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Backstage, SCOTT STANFORD is standing by with the MASTER CRAFTSMEN. All three men are carrying their respective gold; Albright with the World Title, Haas and Dinsmore with the tag titles.

Scott Stanford: Gentlemen, it’s a big night ahead for you next Monday on Raw. All three of you will be in action, defending your championships. Charlie, Nick, you’ll take on the challenge of the East Coast Party Boys for the tag titles, and Brent, you’ll defend the World Heavyweight gold against Shawn Michaels. Have you any words for the challenger next week after hearing his comments earlier tonight??

Brent Albright: Well I heard everything HBK had to say. And I stand by everything I said to him last year. He’s not a threat to this anymore.

Albright taps the title around his waist.

Brent Albright: And with Shawn saying this could be his last chance to win it?? That’s too bad for him then. I aint got a problem beating Shawn Michaels into retirement… but I DO have a problem with having to defend this title every single week.

Haas and Dinsmore nod in agreement.

Brent Albright: And even the weeks I don’t - like tonight - I’m still having to compete in non-title matches. I haven’t had a single nights rest since I won this title. I’ve been given a schedule that no champion has ever had to put up with - next week will be my THIRD title defence in less than a month since winning the damn thing!! This treatment from Ricky Steamboat toward me since day one - DAY ONE - of his reign as General Manager has been completely unfair.

Haas now speaks up to support the champion.

Charlie Haas: Dare I say Brent, Steamboats predecessor wouldn’t have put any champion through such a rigorous schedule.

Brent Albright: Who?? JBL?? Of course not. He was a General Manager that was fit for purpose. JBL knew how to run this place and no one stepped outta line under his watch. A lot of people even complained about how Ranjin Singh conducted business. But he wouldn’t submit his World Heavyweight Champion to a gruelling slate of title defences like this joker Steamboat has!!

Dinsmore adds his two cents…

Nick Dinsmore: I think what you’re trying to say Brent is that Ricky Steamboat is somewhat incompetent…

Brent Albright: Somewhat?? Let’s not dance around it - Ricky Steamboat is in over his head. He was a fine wrestler. But that doesn’t mean he’s cut out for a management role. And given the lack of respect he commands around the locker room … given that the likes of John Cena are just doing whatever they like … I think it’s safe to say that Jesse Ventura has made a huge error in his appointment.

Albrights cohorts nod in agreement, with Haas chipping in; “Huge!!”

Brent Albright: It may even be a decision that has backfired so badly … dare I say it … could cost Ventura his own position.

Stanford steps in, looking to get things back on track.

Scott Stanford: Well, we’re getting a little off topic here. Obviously, the three of you will all be in action next week - Charlie, Nick, you’ll face the challenge of the fast-rising team of Zack Ryder and Curt Hawkins-

Nick Dinsmore: Let me stop you there, Scott. We don’t face a “challenge” … it’ll be a quick nights work next Monday. Don’t even TRY and pull the wool over the audiences eyes - The East Coast Party Boys are gonna have NOTHING to party over next Monday.

Haas cuts in.

Charlie Haas: Well … unless you call it a pity party. Ryder and Hawkins?? They’re not a threat. They’re too busy hitting nightclubs and partying the night away. We’re ALL business. And next week, Nick and I will be taking care of business.

The tag champions nod to one another, with Stanford going back to Albright.

Scott Stanford: However, tonight, Brent, you go it alone - you’ve been challenged to a match by an emotional Rey Mysterio. Your thoughts on tonight’s match, and do you have any regret for your actions last week against Shelton Benjamin that led to this challenge tonight??

Albright screws his face up.

Brent Albright: Regrets?? Over what?? Successfully defending my title?? None. And I don’t know what little Rey is getting so upset about it - he should’ve been thanking his lucky stars it was Shelton Benjamins arm I broke last week and not his!! But hey … there’s no reason why Mysterio cant join Benjamin on the injured list.

After smirking momentarily, Albright drops his expression to complete seriousness.

Brent Albright: Because make no mistake about it - if Ricky Steamboat keeps sending people my way at this rate, he’s leaving me no other option than to put them all outta commission. Just like Shelton Benjamin … just like Paul London … just like Rey Mysterio … and just like Shawn Michaels next week.

Albright departs on the thinly veiled threat, with Haas and Dinsmore following the champion as he walks off.



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Back in the arena, JIM ROSS and THE COACH discuss John Cena’s sickening attack on Terry Funk a little earlier, with Coach adding to the sentiments of the Master Craftsmen, stating that Steamboat clearly has no authority over his superstars, calling for JBL - or Ranjin Singh - to be reinstated ASAP.

Moving on, J.R and Coach briefly discuss next weeks show - with ALL FOUR Championships on Raw being on the line in a special ‘Night of Champions’ show, and J.R credits Steamboat for next weeks show, expecting it to be a memorable night in Philadelphia. J.R then tells fans to keep checking wwe.com for updates on the condition of Terry Funk later tonight and throughout the coming days.

**BOOYAKA 619**

Popping up from under the trapdoor, REY MYSTERIO receives a big pop from the fans in Seattle. Rey still goes through his usual theatrics during his entrance, despite the seriousness in his demeanour tonight, not wanting to disappoint his legions of fans…

Jim Ross: I’m not sure if we’ve ever seen such a fired up Rey Mysterio. He’s always motivated, but tonight, Rey is spurred on for payback!! Mysterio didn’t like how the Master Craftsmen dealt with Shelton Benjamin last week, and he’s out here tonight to avenge the broken arm Shelton Benjamin suffered against Brent Albright!!

The Coach: And Brent Albright is quaking in his boots. Rey Mysterio out for revenge?? He’s about as threatening as a new born puppy, J.R. And he’s gonna wind up joining Benjamin on the sidelines if he’s not careful here!!!

Mysterio continues down the ramp, touching masks with some Rey fans, as weird as that tradition may be.

Jim Ross: Well the World Title is NOT at stake - this is purely personal. Rey Mysterio meets Brent Albright in our main event; and it is next!!!





Commercial Break





Before returning to ringside, the show returns in the parking lot, with a shot of JOHN CENA being placed into the back of a police car following his criminal actions earlier in the night…



Back in the arena, REY MYSTERIO is in the ring, waiting for his opponent…

Jim Ross: Well, John Cena is gonna be spending a night in the cells - and for good reason. They oughta throw away the key if you ask me.

The Coach: I wouldn’t wish that on anyone, J.R. Steamboat is to blame for all of this - HE should be arrested for impersonating an authority figure!!

**MEET YOUR MASTER**

With the big gold belt around his waist, BRENT ALBRIGHT enters the stage to plenty of heat from the fans.

Jim Ross: A week ago, Brent Albright held off the challenge of Shelton Benjamin. No titles at stake tonight, but a week from tonight, the World Championship WILL be defended when Albright faces Shawn Michaels. But Albright had better get his mind focused solely on Mysterio here - he had better not overlook Rey.

The Coach: He wont. Don’t worry about that.

As Albright continues down the ramp, J.R begins muttering, in discussion with someone; “Huh? … Are you sure? … Confirmed? … Okay.”

Jim Ross: Uhh, I’m not sure what to say here … there could be some crossed wires going on, but I’ve just been informed that Christian is set to be on Raw next week. I … was not expecting that-

The Coach: What-!? Next WEEK??

Jim Ross: That’s what I’m being told. That’s ALL I’m being told, Coach.

The Coach: Do you think he’s gonna retire?? That has to be it, right??

Jim Ross: I have no idea. All I’ve been told, Coach - Christian will be in Philadelphia next Monday. We’ll find out WHY next week. Who even knows what kind of condition he’ll be in at Raw next week.

Albright reaches ringside, and jaws momentarily with a fan … which allows Rey to take Brent by surprise … with a SOMERSAULT SENTON TO THE FLOOR ON ALBRIGHT!!!!!!!

On the floor, Mysterio hammers the shell shocked champion, then slams his head off the steel steps twice, but before he can inflict any more damage on Albright, Mike Chioda steps between the pair, holding Rey back, demanding he take it into the ring.

Chioda buys the champion time, pointing Rey back into the ring whilst Albright composes himself on the floor, much to the chagrin of Mysterio, who is chomping at the bit to get at the Ace of Spades. Albright complains to Chioda about the pre-match assault, taking his time to recover, before tentatively stepping into the ring to officially start the match.

Main Event | NON-TITLE MATCH:
Rey Mysterio vs. World Heavyweight Champion Brent Albright
Albright has no interest in a fire fight with the surprisingly aggressive Mysterio, and purposely looks to frustrate Rey into a mistake. Albright ducks between the ropes to force Mysterio off, making sure he cant get a rhythm going, but it’s Brent that ends up making the first mistake, looking to take a cheap shot at Mysterio - but Rey ducks it, then catches Brent on the return with an arm drag. Wasting no time, Rey follows into the corner, opening up on Albright with ferocious rights and lefts, before being forced back by the official, giving Rey a stern warning. Brent again looks for a cheap shot whilst Rey is talking with Chioda, but again, Rey is able to avoid it, and opens up on the champion again!!!

J.R and Coach are both stunned at this opening from Mysterio, with Rey backing Brent into the ropes, looking to shoot him off - but Brent reverses, and after Rey ducks the return, he doesn’t get out of the way of a low knee from Albright, putting Rey down, and a knee drop from Albright puts the champion in control. Albright quickly smothers Rey, choking him with his knee to the throat, eventually being forced off by the official. Mysterio is allowed up, but Brent charges, ramming the smaller man into the corner, and pummelling him into the mat, before being forced off by the official again, with Rey rolling out of the ring for a moment - and Coach loves that, shouting out that the shoe is on the other foot for Rey now.

Back inside, Albright looks a lot more comfortable now, and he circles the ring with a much more wary Mysterio, then lunges in for a lock up - ducked out by Rey - and Rey opens up with leg kicks, looking to chop the champion to the ground, only for Albright to catch the leg, and back a hopping Rey into the corner, before driving a forearm into the face of the masked man. Albright shoots Rey to the opposite corner, following in - but Rey elevates up as he reaches the corner, wrapping his legs around the neck of his incoming opponent - head scissors out of the corner!!! Albright instantly rolls out of the ring, with Rey coming right after him on the floor … but Brent keeps his distance, and rolls back in, stomping Rey as he slides in in pursuit.

Albright pulls Rey up, sending him into the corner successfully this time, charging in for a running shoulder block in the corner - but Rey dodges out - and Albright runs right through, SHOULDER MEETS POST!!!!! The champion hit’s the post hard, and Rey wastes no time in following in, kicking and punching Brent in the corner, before mounting the ropes … and hammering the champion some more!!! The fans count along, with Mysterio executing the ten successive mounted punches in the corner … but as soon as Rey drops down from the buckles, Albright EXPLODES out of the corner with a clothesline that turns Rey inside out!!!!!

The fans react for the hard hitting, high impact clothesline, with Albright quickly dragging Rey up, looking to finish the match off quickly, getting Mysterio up for the ACE IN THE HOLE … COUNTER BY REY WITH AN ARM DRAG!!!!! The arm drag sends Albright tumbling out of the ring, and Rey picks himself up, climbing out onto the apron … SEATED SENTON FROM THE APRON TO ALBRIGHT ON THE FLOOR!!!!! J.R puts over the intensity and spirit of Rey tonight, risking it all, with Mysterio sending the champion into the barrier on the outside, then into the ring, with Rey climbing to the top turnbuckle. Mysterio climbs, and perches himself up top, waiting for Albright to rise - CROSS BODY OFF THE TOP!!! 1...2...NO!!!!!

Albright survives the scare, but as he stumbles backward, Rey is right back on him again, smashing the champions face off the top turnbuckle, getting the fans to count along to ten before he stops. Rey sends Albright across to the opposite corner, charging in after - but Brent gets a foot up!! Mysterio staggers back, and Albright quickly follows up - belly to back suplex!!! Albright floats over into a cover, 1...2...REY KICKS OUT!!!! The Champion shakes his head, and proceeds to punish Rey in the corner with knees to the midsection, before hip tossing Rey across the ring … and then picks Mysterio back up - HIP TOSSING HIM OUT OF THE RING!!! Rey writhes on the floor, with Albright posing in the ring, as we head into a commercial break - the last of the evening.



Commercial Break



Back live, Albright is on top, having dominated THROUGHOUT the commercial break seemingly. He has a body scissors applied, but soon releases it, believing Rey to be suitably worn down. The World Champion clubs the back of Rey by the ropes, then sends him off, but Rey slides under the legs of the champion, coming back off the ropes - but runs right into a SLEEPER from Albright!!! Albright clamps on the age old hold, wearing Rey down, onto his knees, and eventually onto the mat. Rey struggles in the hold, flailing his arms unable to escape, as Brent deepens his clutches into the hold, and Mysterio appears to be fading. Albright has a smile on his face, with Rey falling limp, possibly out cold, and Chioda takes a closer look.

Mike Chioda eventually raises the arm of Rey once … and it goes down. Twice … and it goes down again. Chioda indicates he’ll check once more … and as you’d expect, Rey somehow stays alive at the third time of asking!!! Rey keeps his arm up, and the fans come back alive, hoping for the comeback - and that’s exactly what they get. Albright is powerless to stop a resurgent Rey from getting to his feet, elbowing wildly to the midsection of the champion, with Mysterio eventually escaping the sleeper completely!!! Seeming like he’s building up steam, Rey rocks Brent with right hands, then takes off, bouncing off the ropes - RIGHT INTO A BELLY TO BELLY!!!!! Albright hooks the leg, 1...2...NO!!!!!

Mysterio somehow kicks out, but Albright has quickly re-established control of the match after a brief moment of hope for Rey. The World Champion chokes the retreating Rey in the corner with his boot and proceeds to stomp him too for good measure. Albright drags Mysterio back up, trapping the spaghetti legged luchador and DRILLING Rey with a HALF NELSON SUPLEX across the ring!!!!! Albright covers again, 1...2...SHOULDER UP!!!!! Again, Albright follows the retreating Rey to the corner, hammering him there - whilst talking trash - and pulls Rey to his feet again, sending him off the ropes - but Rey hangs on, stopping himself from bouncing back. Albright rushes in - Rey elevates himself to kick Brent away, and then explodes with a dropkick to the champion!!!

The dropkick buys Mysterio time to recover from the relentless beating he’s suffered for essentially the last six-seven minutes or so, including the commercial, and it looks as if he can start to make a comeback, looking to meet Albright as he gets up - BUT ALBRIGHT STUNS REY WITH AN EXPLOSIVE BELLY TO BELLY out of nowhere!!!!! Albright drags Rey to the middle of the ring, hooking the leg; 1...2...KICK OUT!!!!! The frustrated champion slams the mat, getting agitated at his inability to put Rey away, and drags Mysterio back up - GERMAN SUPLEX!!!! He drags Rey to the middle of the ring again, hooking the leg; 1...2...REY KICKS OUT AGAIN!!!!! Rey wont stay down!!!

J.R puts over the spirit of Mysterio on this night, stating that it’s as if Mysterio REFUSES to stay down, and it’s clearly getting to Albright, who struggles to keep his temper in check. Brent curses and rag dolls Rey back up, tossing him into the ropes, in position for a 619 … but it’s Brent Albrights own version of the move he goes for; the 6-1-KNEE … MISSES!!!!! And out of nowhere, Rey school boys Albright, taking the champion by surprise; 1...2...NO!!!!! Albright bounces up, but Rey meets him with a kick - DDT!!!! 1...2...KICK OUT AGAIN!!!!! Finally, Rey gets to string some offence together, and with Albright suffering the effects of the DDT, Rey is able to execute a tilt-a-whirl head scissors on the champion too!!!

{/OVERRUN}

Brent is suddenly all over the place, stumbling into the ropes, followed by Rey with kicks. Mysterio sends Albright off the ropes, ducking down - but Brent returns with an attempt at a Sunset Flip - Rey rolls through - ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE SKULL OF THE CHAMPION!!!!! Cover … 1...2...SHOULDER UP!!!!! Rey sits up, hands on head, questioning the count, unable to fathom the kick out. Mysterio rises to his feet, executing the Curt Hennig neck snap on Albright as he sits up, making another cover, 1...2...KICK OUT!!!!! Rey shakes his head, and waits as Brent struggles back to his feet, dropkicking the back of Albright, SENDING HIM INTO THE ROPES!!! Perfect set up for the 619 … NO!!!!!

Albright quickly slid himself out of danger!!! Mysterio swings around the ropes, landing on the apron - AND GETS YANKED OFF BY ALBRIGHT!!!!! Rey smashes himself face first off the apron, and Albright looks to finish his rival off on the floor … setting up for a POWERBOMB … COUNTERED BY REY … HURRICANRANA TO THE CHAMPION!!!!! Rey manages to toss Brent back into the ring, and sets himself on the apron, waiting for Albright to get back up - SEATED SENTON - 1...2...KICK OUT!!!!! It’s another near fall, and Rey follows up, beating the champion into the corner, softening Albright up, before backing up, rushing back in - BUT ALBRIGHT CATCHES REY COMING IN … EXPLODER SUPLEX INTO THE TURNBUCKLES!!!!!!!! 1...2...FOOT ON THE ROPE!!!!!!!!

Mysterio SURVIVES AGAIN!!!! But this time, Rey needs the ropes to save him, after a sickening suplex crushing him into the corner. Albright ferociously stomps Rey in the corner, nearly getting himself disqualified, then drives his shoulder into the gut of Mysterio, driving the air out of his spirited opponent. Dragging Rey out of the corner, Brent backs him against the ropes, driving a knee to the gut, then shoots him off the ropes, but Rey comes back - into a wheelbarrow position - BULLDOG BY REY!!!!! The two men both show the effects of the long match, both slow to get up, but it’s Rey that strikes first, delivering a head scissors that sends Albright INTO THE ROPES!!!!! Rey dials it up … 619!!!!!

This time the move DOES connect and Albright tumbles into the middle of the ring … with Rey wasting little time, leaping onto the ropes … DROPPING THE DIME ON THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!!! Mysterio hooks the leg … 1...2...ALBRIGHT KICKS OUT!!!!!!!! Once again, Mysterio is left open mouthed in shock at the kick out, believing he had the three that time, but Albright managed to get the shoulder up in the nick of time. Mysterio follows Brent to the corner, softening him up with right hands, but Brent surprises Rey with a nasty head butt, slowing the masked man down. Rey backs up, and comes back in, but eats a boot, then Albright rushes out of the corner, NAILING Rey with a vicious running forearm!!!!!

Albright takes a moment to recover, then lifts Rey up, setting him on the top rope, looking for a SUPERPLEX … but Mysterio has other ideas. Fighting back, Rey knocks Albright off the ropes, and leaps off himself with a SUNSET FLIP FROM THE TOP ROPE … BUT ALBRIGHT ROLLS THROUGH IT … AND LOOKS FOR THE CROWBAR!!!! Mysterio squirms free though, escaping the submission hold … then catches a VICTORY ROLL … 1...2...NO!!!!! Albright just wiggles out of the pinning predicament, but eats a barrage of leg kicks when he gets back to his feet, chopped back down to the canvas. Rey takes off the ropes, delivering a front dropkick - and the impact sends Albright rolling to the floor.

Mysterio doesn’t let up, and catches Brent with a baseball slide, before climbing out onto the apron … ASAI MOONSAULT!!!!!!! Deep into the match, Rey is still able to pull out the big guns, and the masked man pounds Brent by the announce table, wildly swinging lefts and rights, before throwing the champion back in. Rey sets himself on the apron, taking a breath, waiting for Albright to get up … WEST COAST POP - NO - ALBRIGHT BLOCKS IT - AND POWERBOMB TOSSES REY INTO THE CORNER!!!!! Mysterio bounces out of the corner … RIGHT INTO A CROWBAR FROM ALBRIGHT!!!!!!!!! Rey does his damnedest to survive, scratching and clawing with all he has … but eventually, he cant fight the pain as Brent Albright wrenches back … and Mysterio TAPS OUT!!!!!!!!!!
Winner: Brent Albright @ 23:19

Albright takes the wind out of the sails in the Key Arena, submitting Rey after a thrilling back and forth match. Albright releases the hold, and has his arm raised by Mike Chioda, with the champion looking pretty exhausted after a hellacious fight with the spirited Mysterio.

Jim Ross: Good Gawd, what a match!! What. A. Match!! Rey Mysterio just gave the World Heavyweight Champion the fright of his life!!!

The Coach: I’m worried, J.R - yeah, Brent won here - but that was a much tougher, longer match than he - or I - anticipated!! The man has to defend his title next week!! He shouldn’t have had to have this match tonight!! He’s being ran into the ground by that tyrant Steamboat!!!!

Albright snatches his title from the referee, holding it up high - for boos - then turns his attention to Rey, who is sitting up, holding his arm … WITH ALBRIGHT DIVING DOWN - NAILING REY WITH THE TITLE BELT!!!!!

Jim Ross: NO!!! THAT’S UNCALLED FOR!!! What the hell!!??

The Coach: Brent Albright issued the warning, old timer!! Didn’t you hear him earlier?? Shelton Benjamin better get some space ready for Rey Mysterio to join him on the scrap heap!!

Albright kneels over Rey, pounding the beaten masked man, before calling for assistance from the back - and it’s not long before CHARLIE HAAS and NICK DINSMORE come calling.

Jim Ross: Well, John Cena is gonna be spending a night in the cells - and for good reason. They oughta throw away the key if you ask me.

The Coach: I wouldn’t wish that on anyone, J.R. Steamboat is to blame for all of this - HE should be arrested for impersonating an authority figure!!

Boos ring out around the Key Arena, as the 3 on 1 attack begins, with Albright directing traffic, pointing to the ring post, wanting the same attack they orchestrated on Shelton Benjamin last week. Haas and Dinsmore drag Rey to the apron, placing his arm behind the steps, with Albright setting up to surely break the arm.

Jim Ross: No - not this!! Not again!! God damn it!!!

SHAWN MICHAELS!!!!!!!!!!

The Showstopper comes RACING down the aisle, and the challenger for the World Championship next week comes to get some of the champion, laying into Brent Albright on the outside, beating him to the punch … BUT HAAS AND DINSMORE PUT A STOP TO IT!!!!!

Jim Ross: No!! The numbers are just too much!! It’s too much for anyone to overcome!!!

The Coach: That’s why the Master Craftsmen hold all the power on Raw!!

Mysterio is unable to help Michaels, and HBK cant fight off three men, with Albright indicating to his stable mates to get Rey out of the way - he wants to break Michaels arm instead!!!! Haas and Dinsmore restrain Michaels, dragging him toward the steps…

PAUL LONDON!!!!!!!!

Jim Ross: WAIT - IT’S PAUL LONDON!!!!! PAUL LONDON IS HERE!!!!

The Coach: How the hell did he get here?? I thought he was out for at least another few weeks!?

Paul London is BACK!!!!!!!!!! Wielding a steel chair (but notably still limping), The Golden Boy is coming for revenge against the Master Craftsmen who took him out of action three weeks ago - costing him the King of the Ring, costing him the Intercontinental title …

Jim Ross: I don’t know how - but thank God he is!!! And not a moment too soon!!!

Haas sees London coming, and looks to meet him on the ramp - London ducks a shot - AND CRACKS HAAS ACROSS THE BACK!!!!
Dinsmore comes next - chair shot to the mid section … then ACROSS THE BACK!!!!!

London bears down on Albright, with the World Champion begging off, trying to reason with London … before Albright turns, looking to run;

SWEET CHIN MUSIC!!!!!!!!!!

Jim Ross: DOWN - GOES - ALBRIGHT!!!!!

Albright runs right into Shawn Michaels and the Sweet Chin Music!!!!! Michaels and London check on Mysterio, helping him up in the ring, as Haas and Dinsmore help Albright up, leading him up the ramp … whilst in the ring, Shawn Michaels, Rey Mysterio and the returning Paul London all stand tall in the middle of the ring - where Michaels holds the World Heavyweight Championship, as J.R signs off …

Jim Ross: Paul London has STUNNED The Master Craftsmen tonight!!! Shawn Michaels is holding the World Heavyweight Championship right now … but can he hold it for real next week when he challenges Brent Albright in Philly??


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MONDAY NIGHT RAW; NIGHT OF CHAMPIONS
July 7 2008 | Wachovia Centre, Philadelphia PA
 

WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH:
Brent Albright defends against Shawn Michaels

INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH:
CM Punk defends against Kid Kash

WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH:
The Master Craftsmen defend against The East Coast Party Boys

WOMENS CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH:
Beth Phoenix defends against Gail Kim
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Current Card for ECW One Night Stand:
July 13 2008 | Hammerstein Ballroom, New York City NY
 

THE FINAL SHOWDOWN:
Raven vs. Tommy Dreamer

ONE FOR THE ROAD:
Terry Funk vs. Cactus Jack

WWE HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH:
The Miz vs. ANY ECW Alumni

 
 
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WWE Superstars | July 2 2008


As usual, Todd Grisham and Matt Striker are on the call, telling us of tonight’s main event, which sees the ongoing issue between the New Standard and the Knuckle Dusters continue with a singles match between Ken Doane and Goldust, whilst also hyping an in-ring appearance from WWE Hardcore Champion; The Miz.

In the opening match of the night, JTG defeats resident jobber Daivari @ 03:57 with Da Shout Out, as even the assistance of Sonjay Dutt couldn’t help Daivari. Grisham puts over the win for JTG, noting he’s putting together a decent win streak in recent weeks.

Next up, The Miz makes short work of Colin Delaney, defeating the skinny jobber @ 02:41 with his modified neck breaker, after Delaney almost caused a huge shock.

After the match, The Miz gets on the mic, claiming he’s going to give the ECW roster a preview of what’s to come at One Night Stand … but the reality star parks that idea when HARDCORE HOLLY marches out toward the ring.

Miz - ever the wimp - bails out of the ring to avoid dealing with Hardcore Holly … and the veteran proceeds to put a beating on Colin Delaney AGAIN!!!

For the second week in a row, Hardcore Holly brutalizes poor Colin Delaney, with Todd Grisham disgusted in Holly’s actions, calling him a no good bully. Holly finishes the attack with his ALABAMA SLAM, flattening Colin Delaney in the ring.

Next up, Damien Sandow makes an appearance on Superstars, getting himself a win over Chuck Palumbo with his Straight-Jacket Neck breaker @ 05:14.

Backstage, Scott Stanford catches up with Hardcore Holly to question his recent unprovoked attacks on Colin Delaney. Holly - full of piss and vinegar - lets rip on Stanford, saying it’s bad enough he isn’t promoted on Raw, but he draws the line at not being featured on Superstars. “I‘m the damn SUPERSTAR OF SUPERSTARS!!!”

Getting to Delaney, Holly dares Stanford to tell him that he’s not a bigger star than Colin Delaney, but Stanford isn’t brave enough to say it. Holly thanks Scott for agreeing … “yet that little runt is on this show every week while I‘m stuck back here scratching my ass!!!”

Holly goes on, saying every week Colin Delaney is on this show and he isn’t, he’ll do the exact same thing he did tonight. Holly tells Stanford he’s been around for a long time, and he has rightfully earned the reputation of being a bully, and he takes pride in that tag. He goes on, saying he enjoys beating up on wimps that don’t fight back - and chuckles that no one around here has the balls to stop him either.

Then, in the main event, Ken Doane {accompanied by Cody Rhodes} meets Goldust {accompanied by William Regal} with their feud being highlighted with video clips during the entrances, including the wild brawl between the teams during Raw on Monday.

The match itself sees interference from both sides, with Cody and Regal both getting involved, but the finish comes when Goldust hit’s the Curtain Call. When he covers, Cody Rhodes jumps on the apron, distracting the official - with Regal obviously getting involved to take on Rhodes. Behind the officials back, Doane low blows Goldust, and rolls him up, hooking the tights to get the 1,2,3 to steal the win @ 09:08.

After the match, Cody and Ken escape from the vengeful Knuckle Dusters, with Regal and Goldust both demanding the upstarts come back and face them … but the New Standard will happily take the win tonight and frustrate their rivals…

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Monday Night Raw |July 7 2008 | Philadelphia, PA


NO Opening Video

NO Pyro



**KASH MONEY**

There’s no wasted time on Raw tonight; there’s big business to take care of - all FOUR championships on Raw are on the line, and it’s kicking off with the Intercontinental Title!! KID KASH hit’s the stage for his second crack at upending CM Punk, after coming agonizingly close a little over a month ago…

Jim Ross: We are on the air for Monday Night Raw - and where would you rather be than right here on the USA Network for a ‘Night of Champions’ edition of Raw!! FOUR Championships will be decided tonight in Philadelphia, and where better to kick us off than the Intercontinental Championship!!! I am J.R, Jim Ross, joined as always by my broadcast colleague; The Coach!!

The Coach: The Coach needs no introduction, old timer!! I’m the reason everyone is tuned in. Or at least, I’m normally the reason - but tonight, even The Coach has to take a back seat to this line up we’ve got!! A Night of Champions, baby boy!! It literally doesn’t get any bigger than this!!

Jim Ross: It absolutely does not!! Kid Kash will momentarily challenge for the Intercontinental Championship against the reigning champion and the 2008 King of the Ring, CM Punk. And later, Gail Kim invokes her rematch clause against Beth Phoenix for the Womens title, The East Coast Party Boys get their shot at the World Tag Team Champions, and in the main event, Shawn Michaels is on the hunt for a first world title in two and a half years when he challenges Brent Albright for the richest prize in the game!!! It’s a loaded - FULLY loaded - Monday Night Raw tonight!!

The Coach: I still don’t think it’s fair that Brent Albright is being put in this position. This is a schedule that NO World Champion has ever had to endure this early into their reign as champion. Ricky Steamboat isn’t playing fair with the Champ.

Jim Ross: Well, that’s an opinion. Not one I’d sign up to, mind. And of course - in addition to that awesome quartet of championship match-ups tonight, we are also preparing for the arrival of Christian!! The FORMER World Champion is set to be here tonight just THREE weeks after he was savagely assaulted by John Cena and thrown like an animal off the side of the stage with a sickening FU. We’ll find out tonight the extent of Christian injuries.

**THIS FIRE BURNS**

Taking his time, CM PUNK saunters onto the stage with the title belt around his waist, before going through his usual “It‘s Clobberin Time” routine.

Jim Ross: About six weeks ago, CM Punk defeated Kid Kash on Raw to retain his title in a hard fought contest, but tonight, he has to do it all again!! Last week on Raw, Kash won a hard fought six pack challenge match up to earn this opportunity - and what a week this could be for Kid Kash. He could become Intercontinental Champion tonight, and walk into the ECW One Night Stand Pay Per View this Sunday as part of a Three Way Dance when he faces fellow ECW alumni, Super Crazy of Smackdown, and the returning Tajiri!!

The Coach: {Dripping in sarcasm} Oh, sure, J.R. Big, big week for Kid Kash … a sold out arena tonight, the opportunity at the biggest gold he’ll ever get his hands on … then, wow, he gets to hang out in a bingo hall on Sunday!! If by some miracle CM Punk has a heart attack and Kid Kash beats him for the Intercontinental title tonight - Ricky Steamboat should prevent him from being at that reunion show on Sunday. That’s no environment for an Intercontinental champion.

Jim Ross: Win, lose or draw, Kid Kash WILL be there Sunday, and I myself can’t wait to sit at home and watch it!!

The Coach: I’d rather go for a run through oncoming traffic than subject myself to watching that garbage.

Jim Ross: I think that could be arranged, Coach. But be that as it may, let’s concentrate on tonight - on the here and now - and CM Punk had better get HIS mind on the here and now, after last week trying to make a mockery of Shawn Michaels and getting some Sweet Chin Music for his troubles!!

Match 1 | INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH:
CM Punk vs. Kid Kash
Kash comes right out of the gate, surprising Punk with a relentless assault, firing off punches and kicks to the champion, forcing Punk to quickly toss Kash through the ropes for a moments respite. Kash though, with the Philly fans firing him up, slides right back into the ring, trading blows with Punk, winning the exchange, and backing the champion into the ropes. He looks to send him off, but Punk reverses, looking for a clothesline which is ducked by Kash. Kash continues on, running off the ropes, coming back with a HEAD SCISSORS to Punk!!! Punk is right back up - right into an arm drag. Back up, right into a hip toss. Back up again - and dropkicked!!!!!

It’s all Kash, and after being outmanoeuvred by the challenger, Punk rolls out of the ring off the dropkick. The fans boo the chicken shit tactics of the champion, with Punk looking to shake off the cobwebs … but Kash is fired up, and isn’t letting Punk off the hook, coming off the ropes and catching Punk with a baseball slide!! Kash rolls out, beating up Punk against the barrier, not letting up, before sending Punk back into the ring. Following Punk into the corner, Kash unleashes chops, then looks for a whip across to the opposite corner - only for it to be reversed by the champion. Kash though, elevates himself up on the ropes, pushing out over an incoming Punk. Punk hit’s the corner, allowing Kash to roll him up out of the corner - 1...2...NO!!!!!

Punk escapes the predicament, but is caught right away with a kick when he gets up, and Kash looks to send the champion off the ropes … but Punk slides right out of the ring. Boos fill the Wachovia Centre again, with Punk completely dominated early on, with no answer to Kash’s spirited offence thus far. And it goes from bad to worse for the champion, as Kash busts out an OVER THE TOP ROPE HURRICANRANA to CM Punk!!!!!! The high risk move results in a MASSIVE reaction inside the arena, with Kash standing back up, soaking up the adulation, as J.R throws to a commercial, wondering if we’re on the brink of a NEW Intercontinental Champion.



Commercial Break



Back from the commercial, Kash is in control still, firing off knife edge chops to the champion against the ropes. The challenger sends Punk to the corner, but as he rushes in, Kash gets caught with an elbow from Punk, and it’s followed by a clothesline from the champion!! Punk takes the chance to catch his breath after being dominated in the early going, but he doesn’t take long to get on Kash, meeting the challenger with an array of kicks when he gets up, before knocking him back down with a Mongolian Chop. Punk drops a knee, getting a lateral press, 1...2...No!!! It’ll clearly take much more to down Kash tonight. Punk uses the opportunity though to slow things down, and try to wear down the challenger.

Punk sends Kash him into the corner, following in, softening the challenger up with forearm shots, followed by shots to the gut with his shoulder. Punk drags Kash from the corner, clubbing the back, then slams him onto the canvas. Sitting Kash upright, Punk proceeds to drive downward elbows into the challengers face and chest - before being admonished by the official from some questionable offence. Punk nods, just wanting to get back on the challenger, but when he comes to meet him, Punk is surprised with a shot to the gut from Kash, and another, allowing Kash to get to his feet, and run off the ropes, but Punk meets the challenger with a knee to the gut, and quickly drags him back to the centre of the ring, loading Kash up - DOUBLE UNDERHOOK BACKBREAKER!!!!!!! 1...2...SHOULDER UP!!!!!

Briefly, Punk disputes the count, but he doesn’t waste time, getting back on Kash, delivering forearms to the challenger, before tossing him through the ropes to the floor, looking to the fans and shouting; “You wanna see hardcore, huh??” with a smirk, and follows Kash to the floor. Punk rams Kash into the barrier, and then looks to send Kash into the steps … BUT KASH LEAPS ONTO THE STEPS INSTEAD!!!!! Punk is taken aback, but rushes forward, eating a reverse kick from Kash … AND KASH LEAPS OFF THE STEPS - HEADSCISSORS TO PUNK ON THE FLOOR!!!!! Kash fires up the fans again with his scintillating offence, and the challenger throws Punk back into the ring, as he looks to dethrone the King of the Ring of his I.C Title.

Kash comes after Punk in the ring, beating him in the middle of the ring with right hands and knife edge chops, then takes off, hitting the ropes … but runs right into a jumping calf kick from the champion!!! Punk scrambles into a hook of the leg on Kash, 1...2...KICK OUT!!!! Quickly, Punk snatches on a headlock, again wanting to wear Kash down. The rest hold doesn’t last long though, with Kash scrambling, fighting out of the hold, but the champion re-establishes control with a Muay Thai kick to the gut. He follows up with a low kick, then a high kick, before CLEANING KASH’S CLOCK WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE SKULL!!!!! Punk gets the cover, 1...2...KICK OUT!!!!!

Punk backs the weakening challenger into the corner, teeing off with forearm shots and chops, then sends Kash across the ring to the opposite corner, charging across with him - delivering his Running knee to the corner … and as ever, the running bulldog out of the corner follows!!! Another cover, 1...2...NO!!!!! Kash survives again, but Punk is on him again, dragging the challenger up, sending Kash to the corner. This time though, Kash sits himself up top, and kicks the incoming I.C Champion away … AND HIT’S THE BANKROLL!!!!!!!!! “THAT COULD BE IT!!!” bellows J.R, as Kash hit’s the move that has become his finish since moving to Raw … and he hooks the leg … 1...2...NO!!!!!!! CM Punk JUST gets the shoulder up to save his title!!!

Despite that setback, Kid Kash is undeterred, dragging the groggy champion up to his feet … attempting the DEAD LEVEL … BUT PUNK BLOCKS IT!!!!! Punk lands back on his feet, and in an instant, the champion hoists Kash up instead, hanging the challenger up on the ropes!!! Kash winces as he lands on the apron, hanging onto the ropes with one hand, holding his gut with the other … as Punk races across the ring; RUNNING HIGH KNEE TO KASH!!!!! The running knee sends Kash CRASHING to the floor, smacking his back off the barrier!!!!! Punk follows out, smacking Kash head back off the barrier, then rams the challenger into the side of the apron. He sends Kash back into the ring, climbing up onto the apron - and Punk leaps back into the ring with a springboard clothesline knocking Kash back down!!! He covers, 1...2...KICK OUT!!!!!

Punk then quickly looks to apply the ANACONDA VISE - BUT KASH ESCAPES THE CLUTCHES BEFORE IT CAN BE LOCKED ON!!! The challenger avoids being trapped in the deadly hold, but upon getting to his feet, Kash is stopped with a shot to the gut from Punk. Kash doubles over, allowing Punk to come off the ropes with a knee lift, and a SWINGING NECKBREAKER!!!!! 1...2...KASH KICKS OUT AGAIN!!!!! Like before, Punk looks to instantly transition into the ANACONDA VISE … but AGAIN … Kash is able to squirm, and prevent the hold from behind applied, elbowing Punk to stop his relentless pursuit of the hold!!! Kash scrambles back to his feet, as Punk swings for a clothesline to put a stop to the comeback, but Kash ducks, then on the return catches Punk with a hot shot, dropping the champion onto the ropes!!!

Kash looks for a roll up … but Punk stops it by desperately grabbing onto the ropes!!! The challenger gives up on the roll up - but jumps to his feet … AND JUMPS WITH AN ENZIGURI TO THE BACK OF PUNKS SKULL!!!!! The kick sends Punk spaghetti legged, allowing Kash to deliver a SPRINGBOARD SUNSET FLIP … 1...2...PUNK JUST ESCAPES!!!!! Kash cant believe it!! He shakes his head, looking up to the referee, but gets back to his feet, sizing up the troubled champion, and expertly delivers a DOUBLE SPRINGBOARD … HURRICANRANA!!!!! Kash scores with the scintillating high risk move, putting the champion down again … and scrambles into the lateral press … 1...2...NO!!!!!

Kash begins to wonder what it’ll take to finish the champion, with the fans also at a loss. Kash drags Punk up, unleashing chops before sending the champion to the corner - reversed by Punk - RUNNING HIGH KNEE AGAIN BY PUNK!!!!! This time, there’s no running bulldog out of the corner from Punk, he instead takes a step back, with Kash stumbling out of the corner … ONTO THE CHAMPIONS SHOULDERS … GTS … NO!!!!! Kash desperately drives his elbow into the face of Punk repeatedly, escaping the GTS, rolling the groggy champion up with a SCHOOL BOY - 1...2...NO!!!!! STILL, Kash cant get the job done, with J.R strongly believing we’re on the verge of crowning a new champion here.

Kash looks to catch Punk with a kick - caught by Punk. Punk spins Kash around, looking for a clothesline - ducked by Kash, but Punk then stops the challenger with a kick to the gut. Hooking Kash up, Punk wants a suplex … but Kash lands behind … catching Punk with a neck breaker!!!!! This time, Kash doesn’t bother going for a cover, but instead, he gets back up, pointing to the top turnbuckle - much to the delight of the fans. The challenger gets to the corner, and looks, seeing Punk struggling back up to his feet - right where Kash wants him, as the challenger leaps to the top rope … DOUBLE SPRINGBOARD - LEAPING AT PUNK - CAUGHT!!!!! Punk catches Kash on his shoulders … GTS!!!!!!!!! Punk folds up Kash with the GTS, and hooks the leg … 1...2...3!!!!!!!!!!
Winner: And STILL Intercontinental Champion - CM Punk @ 12:18

With a certain look of relief on his face, CM Punk has his hand raised in victory, after a hellacious challenge from Kid Kash tonight.

Jim Ross: CM Punk got more than he bargained for tonight!! That’s for damn sure. Kid Kash was a gamer, as we expected he would be - and I’ll tell ya, Coach - I for one, thought we were about to crown a new Intercontinental Champion right here tonight.

The Coach: Kid Kash had a great showing - I cant deny that. But I never lost the faith in CM Punk to get the job done. We’re talking about the 2008 King of the Ring here, old timer. CM Punk is special. Kid Kash is good. But he’s not special.

Jim Ross: After that performance, I wouldn’t be so sure. Kid Kash sure looked like a special talent here tonight. And on another night, he could well have been leaving Philadelphia with the Intercontinental title.

Punk remains in the ring, smiling - but it could’ve been so different - instead, Punk soaks up the victory, goading the fans as we fade out…



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Commercial Break


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VIDEO PACKAGE

The video begins with just a black screen, until the ‘chant’ is heard clearly…

…“E-C-DUB, E-C-DUB, E-C-DUB”…

Then, a sequence of classic ECW clips; Bam Bam Bigelow tossing Spike Dudley into the crowd and Spike crowd surfing; Rey Mysterio delivering a Hurricanrana to Juvi off a car, The Dudley Boys putting Balls Mahoney through a flaming table and Taz Tazplexing Tommy Dreamer off a balcony through a table.

…“E-C-DUB, E-C-DUB, E-C-DUB”…

Clips of RVD hitting a series of Van Daminators and Van Terminators, Sandman whacking the Singapore Cane off countless faces, whilst drinking beer and smoking on his way to the ring, and Kid Kash leaping off the ropes.

…“E-C-DUB, E-C-DUB, E-C-DUB”…

Tommy Dreamer in amongst the fans, Bam Bam Bigelow and Taz going through the ring, Sandman drinking beer off a whores breasts, Sabu colliding with barbed wire ropes,

…“E-C-DUB, E-C-DUB, E-C-DUB”…

Flashing shots of Tajiri, Dawn Marie, Justin Credible, Jerry Lynn, Mikey Whipwreck, Terry Funk, Masato Tanaka, Francine, Cactus Jack, Shane Douglas and Raven posing with his arms outstretched.

…“E-C-DUB, E-C-DUB, E-C-DUB”…

Sabu and Taz face to face, RVD diving into the crowd off a somersault plancha, Beulah getting into a cat fight, The Dudleys getting into it with fans and the ring filling up with chairs thrown in by the fans…

…“E-C-DUB, E-C-DUB, E-C-DUB”…

And end on the words hitting the screen;

ONE
NIGHT
STAND.


ECW ONE NIGHT STAND | JULY 13 | NEW YORK CITY, NY
!! THIS SUNDAY !!
ONLY ON PAY PER VIEW
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Back to ringside…

Jim Ross: And indeed, we’re six days away from ECW One Night Stand. For one night only, the stars of ECW will grace us all from the Hammerstein Ballroom in New York City. Tommy Dreamer and Raven will have one final chance to settle their decade long feud, and Cactus Jack and Terry Funk - two legends inside and outside ECW - who have fought in all kinds of matches all over the world, will have it at one final time-

The Coach: J.R!! Look!!!

Jim Ross: What the-?? That- Rob Van DAM???

The Coach: What the hell is he doing here???

Indeed, the FIRED ‘Whole Damn Show’ ROB VAN DAM has stormed the ring, having hopped the barrier!!! Wearing an old school ‘E-C-W’ shirt and jean shorts, Van Dam RIPS the mic out of Lillian Garcias hands, with Lillian quickly leaving the ring out of fear for her own safety…


Rob Van Dam: WHAT’S UP PHILLY!! LOOK WHO’S GOT A LIVE MIC!!!! Mr. Monday Night!!! And aint anybody written me a script tonight!!!

Raucous pop from the fans in the backyard of ECW. RVD nods, but has to speak over the growing ‘ECW’ chants.

Rob Van Dam: Now I don’t know how long I’ve got till I get my ass hauled outta here - but THIS SUNDAY, E-C-W is back!!! And I know everyone here in Philly remembers just how awesome ECW was!!! And there was no one better in E-C-W than R-V-D!!!

“R-V-D” chants begin to reverberate inside the Wachovia Centre.

Rob Van Dam: And this Sunday, you will ALL see the REAL Rob Van Dam. Chris Jericho, I’m gonna SMOKE YOUR ASS at One Night Stand!!!

Rowdy pop in the arena, with RVD nodding along to the cheers of the fans.

Rob Van Dam: And Jericho, don’t forget - you’re owed a VAN TERMINATOR!!!

More rowdy cheers, along with a mix of ‘E-C-W’ and ‘R-V-D’ chants over the top of one another.

Rob Van Dam: I made that promise right after Wrestle Mania … and you can bet your asses that RVD is gonna deliver this Sunday!!!

Van Dam nods along to the chants and cheers of the rowdy crowd in Philly.

Rob Van Dam: RVD may be gone from the WWE … but this Sunday, Mr. Pay Per View has one last stand at One Night Stand. And I’m not just the main event - I’m the WHOLE - *BLEEP*

The mic cuts out just as Van Dam swears on air … and RVD quickly drops the mic, hopping back out of the ring, and over the barricade, before security can stop him.
‘R-V-D’ chants fill the arena, as Van Dam hurries through the crowd, before the camera cuts back to J.R and Coach at ringside…

The Coach: This is the kind of madness we’re letting ourselves in for - giving these damn Extremists a last shot at the limelight!! We’re not safe here!! And I’m in fear for The Miz. I think he should back out of his challenge-

Jim Ross: Too late for that now, Coach.

The Coach: It’s never too late. The Miz doesn’t need to go through with this. It all started with good intentions, but I don’t trust those maniacs in ECW.

Jim Ross: But I thought The Miz was gonna show ECW what Hardcore really is?? Or did I pick up on that wrong, Coach??

The Coach: Shut up, J.R. Just … shut up. I need to speak to The Miz. Urgently. He’s the future of our industry. I don’t want to see him cut down before he reaches his prime. And neither should you if you have any respect for this business!!

The Coach looks stressed out on commentary, as we fade out to a commercial.


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Commercial Break


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Raw returns right into the middle of a two-on-one attack backstage by MICHELLE MCCOOL AND LAYLA on KELLY KELLY!!! Continuing their recent victimization of the young blonde, McCool and El stomp down poor Kelly, more than happy to use their superior numbers to punish Kelly…

… But they get a hell of a shock when VICTORIA emerges on the scene, coming to the aide of Kelly Kelly, grabbing Layla by the hair, and throwing her away, which catches the attention of McCool. Her eyes bug out at the sight of Victoria, and she isn’t able to react in time, before Victoria charges her into the wall!!!!

Michelle winces in pain, slumping to the floor, holding her back, whilst Victoria catches Layla with a kick to the gut, before tossing her into Michelle on the floor. The veteran of the division then tends to Kelly, checking she is okay … which gives Layla and Michelle a chance to escape, wanting no more of Victoria - and wanting no more of a fair fight either when Kelly has back up.

Victoria, still checking on Kelly, allows an official to tend to the young blonde, with the veteran Diva then turning around, looking to see Michelle or Layla, but neither woman is still in the vicinity…

Victoria: You better run!!!

Shaking her head, Victoria turns back around, coming to check on Kelly Kelly once again, with Kelly holding her face, nodding as the medic talks with her. Victoria is still fuming at the attack, looking around again to see if Michelle or Layla have returned … but they’re long gone…



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Cutting elsewhere backstage, SCOTT STANFORD is standing by with PAUL LONDON…

Scott Stanford: Paul London, you surprised a lot of people with your return to Raw last week - and many feel that return couldn’t have been timed any better, as it appeared you saved Rey Mysterio from also being put on the shelf by the Master Craftsmen.

Solemnly and seriously, London shakes his head.

Paul London: I don’t think there’s any uncertainty about it, Scott, to be honest. The Master Craftsmen were looking to do to Rey what they did to Shelton Benjamin and what they did to me…

Scott Stanford: And speaking of that, welcome back to Raw after a few weeks on the sidelines with that knee injury that was inflicted on you by the Master Craftsmen. Of course that initial injury was exacerbated when you competed in the King of the Ring tournament and challenged for the Intercontinental Championship. I know you’ve a lot you want to get off your chest tonight…

London nods.

Paul London: The Master Craftsmen took my shot at being King of the Ring away from me. I’ll never get another crack at winning the King of the Ring. And they killed any chance of me winning the Intercontinental Title last month too. You’re right - I do have a lot to get off my chest, but I can sum it up in just a few short words…

London turns to the camera - speaking directly to the Master Craftsmen.

Paul London: Albright?? Haas?? Dinsmore?? The three of you took away the things I held important to me. Now - it’s my JOB to take away everything that’s important to you.

There’s a slight pop heard in the background for the threat made by London.

Paul London: Tonight?? Tonight, you three can count yourselves lucky. Out of respect to Shawn Michaels, Zack Ryder and Curt Hawkins, I’m not gonna get involved. But mark my words - from next week onwards?? I’ll be cleared to compete … and I’m coming for EVERYTHING you have!!!

Momentarily, London affords himself a smirk.

Paul London: And if there’s no gold left in the Master Craftsmens camp after tonight?? Then maybe I’ll be coming for YOUR knees.

London points right at the camera, before we fade out…



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Cutting away, we see GARRISON CADE enter the office of the General Manager - and oddly, NICK NEMETH is also in the room, with RICKY STEAMBOAT sat behind his desk. Cade shoots Nemeth a glare, looking angry already.

Garrison Cade: What’s this all about. An why’s he in here??

Nemeth shoots Cade a look, but before he can respond, Steamboat speaks up.

Ricky Steamboat: Okay, let’s settle down for a moment. I called you both here for a reason.

Cade and Nemeth are both uneasy with each other in the room, but Nemeth - despite being much smaller than the Texan - isn’t backing up from him. Steamboat looks to diffuse the situation.

Ricky Steamboat: Now, I think you’ll both be aware that I hold the Intercontinental Championship close to my heart. It’s a title with a rich, rich history, and you don’t need me to tell you the names that have held the title that have gone onto greatness. Be it as an all time great Intercontinental Champion, or eventually a World Champion, and many have even wound up in the Hall of Fame.

Cade sighs and shakes his head.

Garrison Cade: Thanks for the history lesson.

Steamboat carries on, ignoring the comment from Cade.

Ricky Steamboat: One of my main goals here as General Manager of Raw is to keep the image of that Intercontinental Championship as prestigious as I possibly can. I want that championship to be just as important as the World Championship in many ways. And right now, I see the two of you as top contenders for that Intercontinental title.

Nick Nemeth: Great. He’s obviously not as interested as I am - I’ll take the shot.

Cade quickly pipes up.

Garrison Cade: Whoa- hold your horses there, pretty boy. You can bet your ass I want my hands on the Intercontinental title.

Ricky Steamboat: Glad to hear it, gentlemen. That’s the kind of attitude I want from you both. Now, I want to see from the two of you in your actions who wants the shot most. And I want to prove without a shadow of a doubt who the Number One Contender is for the Intercontinental title.

Nemeth looks fired up, and points his thumb toward the door.

Nick Nemeth: Let’s go. I’ll meet him out there right now if I have to.

Cade shrugs, happy enough with that suggestion, but Steamboat waves his hand to stop them.

Ricky Steamboat: Well- let’s wait a second. Like I said, I want there to be no doubt. So, I’m setting up a good, old-fashioned Best of Seven Series between the two of you, with a shot at the Intercontinental Championship the prize for the winner.

Both Cade and Nemeth nod, seemingly liking the announcement.

Ricky Steamboat: That’s settled then. Get ready gentlemen, match one is next week on Raw.

The two men look at one another, with Cade showing a smile whilst looking down at Nemeth.

Garrison Cade: Best of Seven?? *Scoffs* … You wont last longer than five weeks in the ring with me.

Nemeth doesn’t back up an inch from the smirking Texan.

Nick Nemeth: Don’t count on it. See you next week.

Nemeth brushes past Cade, showing no fear of the Lone Star.



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Back into the arena…

**IN THE MIDDLE OF IT NOW**

The challengers for the World Tag Team Championships tonight; THE EAST COAST PARTY BOYS - Zack Ryder & Curt Hawkins - hit the stage, full of fire and energy for the biggest opportunity of their lives, and they look hyped!!!

Jim Ross: You wanna talk about bein on a roll!! How about what these two young men have accomplished over the last six weeks!! Countless victories over one of the most decorated teams in WWE history in Americas Most Wanted - including a Bar Room Brawl - has seen these two young men reach the status of Number One Contenders in the division!!!

The Coach: Well the fairytale ends here!! These two love to party, but there wont be a celebration tonight!! They’ll be drowning their sorrows over some Long Island Iced Teas if you ask me!!

Jim Ross: You try telling Hawkins and Ryder that, Coach. These two young kids are full of belief, and they’ve got a tonne of momentum too!!!

**PAY THE PRICE**

Charlie Haas and Nick Dinsmore, two thirds of the MASTER CRAFTSMEN group, carry their tag team gold onto the stage, taking a look to one another, nodding, before making their way down the ramp to defend the titles they’ve held since WrestleMania.

The Coach: Now THIS is a team, J.R!! Haas and Dinsmore don’t go out partying in night clubs. These two live, breathe, eat and sleep wrestling!! You don’t beat them because you’ve got belief. And you’re not gonna beat ‘em with “momentum” too. It’ll take a lot more than that - and it’ll take a lot more than Ryder and Hawkins to beat this pair!!!

Jim Ross: I’ll give that - they’re good. But they’d better not write this young set of challengers off. They do that, and we’re looking at new champions!! And we’ll find out who’ll be leaving Raw tonight with the gold - in just a few short minutes when we come back!!!


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Match 2 | WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS MATCH:
The Master Craftsmen vs. The East Coast Party Boys
We return just as the bell rings, as Dinsmore and Hawkins lock up, trading standing switches, but it‘s Dinsmore - the superior grappler - that wins out on that exchange, eventually controlling the younger man on the mat. Dinsmore has a front face lock applied, but Hawkins escapes before he can be worn down for an extended period of time. As they get up, Dinsmore is cocky, having schooled the fairly inexperienced Hawkins on the mat. Ryder gives Hawkins encouragement from the apron, with Hawkins then circling, wary of Dinsmore - with Nick picking the leg of Hawkins, taking him back down to the mat. Scrambling, Hawkins looks to avoid being stretched by the wrestler, and he stuns Dinsmore by escaping his clutches - and getting an Oklahoma Roll - 1...2...NO!!!!

Dinsmore was nearly caught out of nowhere, but before Hawkins can be pleased with himself, the champion meets him getting up, taking Hawkins over with a firemans carry, and looks to lock up the legs for his CLOVERLEAF - but Hawkins manages to kick Dinsmore away, and in the process, rolls to his corner, making a tag to Ryder. Ryder steps inside, with Dinsmore clearly confident, calling him on. Dinsmore trash talks, seemingly trying to goad Ryder into a test of strength, with the youngster being talked into it, falling for the tricks of the veteran - as they link up for the knuckle lock, Dinsmore drives a knee to the gut of Ryder instead!!! Backing Ryder into the corner, Dinsmore tags Haas for the first time - but before the champions can double team, Ryder ducks out of the corner, freeing himself.

But whilst Ryder escapes the double team, he is severely out of his depth taking on Haas in a wrestling exchange. Haas dominates that, schooling Ryder on the mat, stretching him, then eventually - whilst on Ryders back, Haas nonchalantly slaps the back of Zacks head, mocking the challenge of the youngster. Ryder is allowed to get up, with Haas asking if he wants to go through that again - Haas being overly cocky about it … with Ryder looking around, then at Haas, and shrugs - BEFORE NAILING HAAS WITH A RIGHT HAND!!!!! The fans pop for that, with Ryder turning this into HIS kind of fight, running through Haas with a clothesline, and another, tagging Hawkins back in, before giving Charlie a snap mare - setting him up for a low dropkick from Hawkins!!! 1...2...NO!!!

Hawkins pushes Haas back into the corner, tagging Ryder back in, as the challengers double up again, sending Haas off the ropes, catching him with a double hip toss - and turn it into a double backbreaker!!! Ryder makes the cover, 1...2...NO!!! Haas kicks out again, and again, Ryder backs Haas into the corner, tagging Hawkins right back in, with the challengers impressing now, with them sending Haas off the ropes again … but as Haas hit’s the ropes, Dinsmore pulls him to the floor!!! Sparing his partner, Dinsmores tactics get heel heat from the fans … but Hawkins and Ryder aren’t hanging around, and they each leap to the top turnbuckle in different corners - SPLASHING THE CHAMPIONS ON THE FLOOR!!!!!

The Party Boys toss Haas back in, and with Hawkins the legal man, he follows inside, dropping Haas with a clothesline. He picks Haas up, but Charlie suddenly explodes, charging Curt into the champions corner, trapping him there with Dinsmore tagging Haas, making himself the legal man. There, Dinsmore puts the boots to Hawkins, stomping him into the mat in the corner. Turning away from the corner, Dinsmore tries to goad Ryder - but the tactic backfires, with Ryder not reacting - knowing that’s what Dinsmore wants. Not seeing Ryder enter the ring ends up throwing Dinsmore off his game momentarily, and as Dinsmore turns back - Hawkins fights out of the corner, then slides under the champion, trying to get to Ryder - but Dinsmore spins around, gripping Hawkins as he gets up, putting him down with a belly to back suplex.

Sending Hawkins back into the corner, Dinsmore hoists Curt up to the top rope, but as he wants to climb up too, Hawkins kicks Dinsmore away. As he reels away though, Nick grabs the official, and before Hawkins can leap off the top, Haas grabs his foot!!! Hawkins looks to kick Haas away … but despite that, Dinsmore is able to catch Hawkins, tossing him off the top!!! Hawkins tags Haas, and the champions double up with the old Worlds Greatest Tag Team spot - with Haas holding the legs of Hawkins by the ropes, as Dinsmore leapfrogs his partner, crashing onto the back of Hawkins!!! 1...2...NO!!!!! Haas shakes his head, and backs up, then looks to take a cheap shot at Ryder - but Ryder ducks it, and HANGS HAAS UP ON THE ROPES!!!!! Big time backfire for Haas, as he stumbles back … roll up by Hawkins; 1...2...NO!!!

Hawkins strikes first as they get up, and sends Haas off the ropes - where Dinsmore makes a tag on his partner - scoring with a dropkick on Haas … but Hawkins is unaware of the tag, and as he gets up, Dinsmore grips him from behind - BRIDGING GERMAN SUPLEX … 1...2...BROKEN BY RYDER!!!!!! Ryder is called into action, and as the referee ushers him back out, the champions take the opportunity to beat on Hawkins together. They send Hawkins off the ropes, with Haas delivering a drop toe hold and Dinsmore with an elbow to the back. Haas rolls back out of the ring as Dinsmore turns Hawkins over, 1...2...NO!!! Dinsmore sends Hawkins into the champions corner, and distracts the referee, whilst Haas takes the tag rope, choking Hawkins with it, making the most of the distraction!!!!!

Dinsmore comes back, driving his knee into the gut of Hawkins, and tags Haas back into the match. Together, the champions send Hawkins off the ropes, with Haas ducking down for the return and Dinsmore standing back, waiting for Haas to elevate the returning Hawkins for something … but instead, Curt rolls off the back of Haas on the return, and ducks under a shot from Dinsmore … then low bridges the ropes on the incoming Dinsmore, with Dinsmore stumbling out to the floor … before Hawkins catches Haas with a spine buster!!!!! Hawkins gets the best of the champions, and MAKES THE TAG TO RYDER!!!!! Ryder leaps into action, busting out clotheslines on Haas, then BOOTS Dinsmore back off the apron!!!

Fired up, Ryder shoots Haas off the ropes - BIG back body drop!! Climbing up top, Ryder sets himself for a MISSILE DROPKICK - with Hawkins cutting off a returning Dinsmore, clothes lining him and himself out over the top rope!!! That allows Ryder to CONNECT with the missile dropkick!!! 1...2...HAAS KICKS OUT!!! Haas crawls to the corner … and sits himself into a perfect position for a FACEWASH from Ryder!!!! The champions are in deep trouble, as Ryder sets himself up, looking for the ROUGH RYDER to end the match… BUT HE GETS CAUGHT BY HAAS - T-BONE SUPLEX!!!!!!!!!! 1...2...RYDER KICKS OUT!!!!!

Haas drags Zack up, and sends him off the ropes - where Hawkins makes a tag off the back - with Haas knocking Ryder down with a reverse elbow, and then looking to lock on the HAAS OF PAIN … but Hawkins - now the legal man - cuts it off with a cross body off the top to the unsuspecting Haas!!! Helping his partner up, Hawkins and Ryder then send Haas off the ropes, delivering a double back body drop!!! Haas struggles back up, with Ryder locking him up, and putting Haas back down with a side suplex … whilst Hawkins climbs up top, with Haas set up … Hawkins gets ready to fly off the top to bring the titles home … BUT NICK DINSMORE RETURNS TO SHOVE HAWKINS OFF THE TOP TO THE FLOOR BELOW!!!!!

Furious, Ryder comes after Dinsmore, chasing him around the ring. Dinsmore slides back inside, with Zack in hot pursuit, sliding in after … but as Ryder gets up to come after Dinsmore … HE GETS CUT OFF WITH A BELLY TO BELLY BY THE RECOVERED CHARLIE HAAS!!!!!!! Dinsmore slides back out, and tosses the spaghetti legged Hawkins back inside, and after Charlie drops an elbow on Curt, Dinsmore takes a tag from Haas. Charlie gets Hawkins up in a side suplex position … with Dinsmore running off the ropes, coming and driving Hawkins into the mat with a neck breaker!!! The suplex/neck breaker combo will do it, as Dinsmore makes the cover, and Haas kicks Ryder out of the ring … 1...2...3!!!!!!!!!!
Winners: And STILL World Tag Team Champions - The Master Craftsmen @ 08:47

Job done, Haas and Dinsmore have their arms raised in victory, seeing off the spirited challenge of the East Coast Party Boys.

Jim Ross: The champions have retained their gold, but Haas and Dinsmore had all they could say grace over here tonight!! Zack Ryder and Curt Hawkins were damn close to an upset!!

The Coach: But close isn’t good enough, J.R. Yeah, the Party Boys gave a good account of themselves, but in the end, the cream rose to the top. Experience won through in the end.

Jim Ross: Well, I cant deny that. But these two kids; Ryder and Hawkins - they’ll be back, I’ve no doubt about that!!

The champions leave the ring with the gold in tact, whilst Ryder and Hawkins convalesce in the ring, both disappointed, shaking their heads at their failure to capture the gold.



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Footage then cuts to the parking lot, and the arrival of CHRISTIAN!!!!! There’s a huge pop inside the arena - BUT - notably and worringly, Captain Charisma is wearing a NECK BRACE.

Jim Ross: He IS here!! Christian has arrived in Philadelphia - three weeks on from the sickening, brutal assault he suffered at the hands of John Cena the night after Vengeance!!

The Coach: And he’s still showing the effects, J.R. That isn’t a fashion statement around his neck!!

Jim Ross: It certainly is not. We’re gonna find out just how bad this situation is for Christian. We’re about to find out the extent of those injuries suffered - and it does not look promising…

Walking gingerly, the former three time World Champion continues to walk, not interacting with anyone, as faceless, unknown workers stand and stare as Christian walks by, on his way to the ring…

Jim Ross: He’s headed right out here folks - don’t go anywhere!! We will hear from Christian, when we come back!!




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**JUST CLOSE YOUR EYES**

The Wachovia Centre is on it’s feet for the first appearance from CHRISTIAN since June 16. Weakly, Captain Charisma pounds his chest, blows a kiss to the fans whilst searching into the audience, soaking up the moment after three weeks off Raw, momentarily affording himself a smile - glad to be back on Raw.

Jim Ross: I’m glad to see Christian, Coach - but not like this. This is hard to watch.

The Coach: Why is he even here, J.R?? Why would he put himself through this embarrassment?? I don’t think anyone wants to see Christian like this - not even I’m enjoying this.

Jim Ross: He loves this business, Coach. It’s his life!! He WANTS to be here. He NEEDS to be here if you ask me. And at least tonight, we’ll find out once and for all just how long Christian will be out of action for.

Gingerly, he makes his way to the ring, with a referee holding the ropes open for Christian to climb into the ring, with Captain Charisma giving the referee and nod, thanking him for the assist, before standing in the ring, getting another solid reaction from the fans in Philadelphia.

Christian: I guess you all heard what happened to me…

Christian looks to the fans, and nods; they know.

Christian: So … I’ll cut to the chase. I’m in pretty rough shape to say the least.

He affords himself a glimpse of a smile, trying to put a brave face on a bad situation.

Christian: I’ll spare you all the medical mumbo jumbo - I’ll just call a spade a spade. My back is all messed up, I’ve had internal bleeding - which isn’t as fun as it sounds. And the pain in my neck is pretty unbearable. But, worst of all …

He points to the neck brace.

Christian: This thing??

Christian winces…

Christian: This itches like hell.

Getting a few laughs, Christian tries to make light of his injuries and entertain the fans momentarily, but he doesn’t smile for too long…

Christian: So, listen. I’m tryin to put a bit of a brave face on things … but I’m here tonight for two pretty important reasons. And it’s not good news. And I think you can all guess what it is.

He pauses for a moment, looking down, shaking his head.

{/SECOND HOUR}

Christian: But before I get to that … I want to say something directly … to John Cena.

Heat for the mere mention of Cena. Christian looks directly to the camera, shaking his head.

Christian: John … just stop already. You’ve won.

Rather timidly, Christian delivers the message.

Christian: Beating up young kids like Drew McIntyre. Beating on a legend like Terry Funk … come on. What’s the point?? What does that prove??

Christian points to his neck brace.

Christian: You got what you wanted. I’m out - and I’m gonna be out for about-

**HATE ME NOW**

And JOHN CENA cuts off Christian in the middle of his sentence. Christian slowly lowers his mic, turning to see Cena - wearing his plain black hoodie as always - walking down the aisle, shaking his head as he looks to Captain Charisma in the ring.

Jim Ross: Oh- this cant be good.

The Coach: Not one bit.

Jim Ross: We’ve seen what John Cena has done these last three weeks. He took out Christian. And once he was told he couldn’t challenge for the World Title for the rest of this calendar year, he’s beaten up young Drew McIntyre and the legendary Terry Funk. He’s outta control.

The Coach: What’s he got in store for Christian??

Jim Ross: I don’t even wanna think about it.

Cena steps into the ring, chewing gum, looking cocky, whilst Christian is rightfully pensive, in no condition to defend himself against Cena. Cena - feeling superior to Christian, given Christians incapacity - walks by Christian to collect a mic from ringside.

Looking at Christian up and down, Cena shakes his head, then walks up to Christian, trying to intimidate Christian…

John Cena: You got something to say to me, you can say it to my FACE, bitch.

“Ooooh” - the fans. Christian … says nothing. Cena meanwhile has his index finger barely a centimetre from Christians face as he speaks.

John Cena: And I call you bitch because I earned that right. I’m the reason you’re standing there with a neck brace. You stand there, and you say nothing, and you do nothing when I call you bitch. Because now, you know your place.

Cena takes a step back, as if to offer Christian a shot … but Christian stands still.

John Cena: You got something you wanna say to me??

Christian: You heard me, Cena. You got what you wanted. You don’t need to keep targeting people. You don’t need to beat up on old men. You’re proving nothing with what you‘re doing.

John Cena: Wrong. I’m markin my territory. I run Raw. Steamboat?? He may be in charge - but I run this show. And I’m telling everyone that if they try and step to me - they gonna be dealt with. I’m telling everyone that if I feel like it - I’m gonna lay their ass out!!

Heat. Christian shakes his head in disappointment.

John Cena: Aint anybody man enough to challenge me. And anyone that is??…

Cena steps up to Christian again, pointing his finger in his face - and Christian does nothing to stop it.

John Cena: They’re gonna wind up like your crippled ass.

Heat. Cena steps back again, shaking his head at Christian, looking at him with disdain.

John Cena: Look at you. Weak ass bitch. To think … you thought you were my equal.

Cena smirks, then turns and addresses the fans.

John Cena: You all thought he was my equal…

Heat. Cena turns back to Christian, smirking at him, mocking his powerless rival.

John Cena: Standing here with that crap on your neck. You not got any pride in yourself?? As a man??

Christian cant look Cena in the eye … but Cena wont let up.

John Cena: I beat Terry Funks ass a week ago. He’s an old man. Yet, I hear he’s still gonna be at One Night Stand on Sunday. You?? You get thrown off that stage … and you’re out for a year?? You’re weak. You’re brittle. You aint made for war, little man. You should be ashamed of yourself to come and even show your face.

Cena steps into Christian again, forcing Captain Charisma to look him in the eye.

John Cena: If you had any pride left in yourself, you’d just go ahead and retire and save yourself the embarrassment.

Heat. Christian shakes his head.

Christian: I’m not gonna do that. You know me well enough, Cena. You know that’ll never happen.

John Cena: Yeah … I know. That’s why I came out here.

There’s a moment of confusion, with Christian mouthing; “Why‘s that??”

John Cena: Don’t you get it?? Is that neck brace cutting off the blood supply to that brain of yours??

Boos for Cena. Christian rolls his eyes.

John Cena: I didn’t come out here to let you preach to me. I sure as hell didn’t come out here to wish you well with your recovery.

Christian nods - he knew that.

John Cena: And there aint no way I’m lookin to bury the hatchet … unless I’d be burying it in your back.

Cena pauses, then shrugs.

John Cena: Didn’t even come out just to gloat.

Coming to the realisation of what exactly Cena is getting at, Christian takes a step back.

John Cena: I’m here to finish what I started…

Heat. Christian begins to look around, showing fear of what‘s to come.

John Cena: I didn’t set out to hurt you three weeks ago when I tossed you off that stage. I wanted you gone. I still want you gone. For good.

Christian - trapped in the ring with nowhere to run - slowly nods, seemingly accepting what’s to come … but he puts a finger up, wanting a moment to say something first.

Christian: Y‘know it‘s funny … according to the first two doctors I saw, they said you‘d already done it - finished my career. They said I’d never wrestle again with the injuries I suffered when you gave me that FU off the stage.

Cena nods.

Christian: I mean, you said, what?? I’d be out a year??

Cena continues to nod. Christian shrugs.

Christian: That’s what a lot of people assumed. And as for the third doctor I saw … well … like I said earlier … I didn’t come here with good news tonight.

John Cena: And it’s about to get worse, Christian.

Christian nods, mouthing to Cena; “I know…”, but he puts a hand up, wanting to say something else first.

Christian: But hey, I‘m ready for it … but before you do … let me just-

Christian puts a hand to the side of his neck brace …

AND REMOVES IT!!!!!

The Wachovia Centre is coming unglued, as Christian cranks his neck side to side … whilst Cena mouths “What the f-”

WHEN CHRISTIAN TACKLES CENA TO THE MAT!!!!!

Christian hammers Cena on the canvas, furiously pounding at the Man in Black, letting out weeks of pent up fury!!! Cena eventually fights Christian off, and rolls out of the ring, but Christian rolls out after him!!!

Cena though, charges Christian into the barrier, finally getting off some offence, ramming Christian into the barrier over and over, but Christian - running off pure adrenaline - clubs the back of Cena, forcing him off, then HIP TOSSES Cena against the same barrier!!!!!

Now, several officials hit ring side, trying to stop the fight getting any further out of hand, and their presence takes Christians attention away from Cena momentarily, with him telling the officials to back off … as Cena recovers, and grabs Christian from behind, sending him into the ring post!!!!!

Cena then grabs Christians head, and RAMS it off the steps, and shoves officials aside as he grabs a chair from the timekeepers position … but as he turns back around - CHRISTIAN LAUNCHES HIMSELF AT CENA!!!!!

Christian takes Cena down again, with the two men tumbling over the announce table, as Coach and J.R get up and run for cover, with Christian beating away at Cena on the floor. The officials try to peel the two men away from each other, but once they have them separated and back on their feet … Christian and Cena BOTH fight off the officials to get back to each other!!!

Hammering away at one another, the two foes wont let up, but Cena drives a knee into the gut of Christian, and takes a run up at him - but Cena gets back body dropped by Christian on the floor!!! Captain Charisma picks up the steel chair, and winds up, scaring off the officials … then SWINGS THE CHAIR AT CENA AGAINST THE POST -

BUT CENA DUCKS OUT OF DODGE - AND THE CHAIR SMASHES AGAINST THE POST!!!!!

And before Christian can come after Cena again following the failed chair shot - members of the roster; The Hart Legacy, William Regal, Goldust, Americas Most Wanted, Colin Delaney, Colt Cabana, Kid Kash, Zack Ryder and Curt Hawkins (the last three being sent out even after competing earlier) - arrive on the scene, creating distance between Cena and Christian.

Cena stumbles away, having had enough of the brawl, making the most of the distance created by the Raw roster spilling out. Meanwhile, Christian has chair shots for Chris Harris and James Storm as he desperately tries to get by the roster members … but the sheer numbers eventually subdue him.

Being held back, Christian watches as Cena stumbles half way up the ramp, with Christian eventually shrugging himself free, fighting off the roster members, as he climbs into the ring, picking up the microphone…

Christian: Cena!! Where are you goin?? Didn’t you come out to finish what you started??

Captain Charisma motions for Cena to come back, with the Man In Black stood halfway up the ramp, contemplating going back to fight Christian … but the officials stand in his way, trying to talk him out of it and calm things down.

Christian: As for that bad news I had … you never let me finish. The bad news … was for you.

Pop.

Christian: That third doctor I spoke to?? He says I’ll be cleared and good to go in about six weeks … and it’s about six weeks to Summerslam.

Big pop. Christian nods.

Christian: You came out here tonight to finish this for good?? SO DID I!!!!!

Cena stands on the ramp, nodding - he wants it as much as Christian does.

Christian: This thing between you and I?? It’s gone on long enough. Let’s finish this for good - let’s settle this, once and for all … at Summerslam!!!

It’s deafening inside the Wachovia Centre, and BOTH Cena and Christian are as desperate for it as each other…

**SIRIUS**

The music of the General Manager hits, with RICKY STEAMBOAT walking onto the stage, looking concerned at the carnage we’ve seen, quickly motioning for the music to cut, as he produces a microphone.

Ricky Steamboat: I agree. I agree. This situation - it’s out of control. It DOES need to end between the two of you.

Cheers from the fans, as both Cena and Christian nod in agreement.

Ricky Steamboat: But I cant allow this issue to put the rest of the roster in harms way.

Heat from the fans, as Steamboat seemingly pours cold water over the prospect of a final Cena/Christian match.

Ricky Steamboat: Look what happened here!! It would be irresponsible of me to let this happen again.

More boos from the fans. Neither Cena or Christian look impressed by what they’re hearing.

Ricky Steamboat: I’m left with no other option - for everyone elses safety - to say this … John Cena?? Christian?? If you two want to finish this?? You can … at Summerslam …

Steamboat pauses, looking around…

Ricky Steamboat: HELL … IN … A … CELL!!!!!

Steamboat STUNS the audience with the announcement; HELL IN A CELL at SUMMERSLAM - John Cena vs. Christian for the last time!!! Both men slowly nod, accepting the match … it’s on.

Jim Ross: My Gawd - the most dangerous match in all the WWE. The most infamous match in WWE history - and Hell in the Cell will return once more at Summerslam!!! John Cena and Christian will go to battle on August 24 in the Garden, inside the sadistic structure … Christian and John Cena will go to HELL to settle their differences!!!

The Coach: I have goosebumps, J.R. Hell in a Cell at Summerslam??

Jim Ross: We thought Christian was gonna be out for up to a year - we were wrong - Cena was wrong. Christian will be cleared for a trip to HELL at Summer slam - and he’s going there with John Cena!! Bah Gawd it’ll be a slobber knocker to end all slobber knockers!!!

Cena and Christian don’t take their eyes off one another - Christian from the ring, Cena on the aisle … knowing now they’ll have closure on August 24 in Madison Square Garden at Summerslam.

Jim Ross: After all they’ve gone through these last eighteen months - the backstabbing, the assaults - it has come to this!! And it WILL be Hell inside that Cell at Summerslam!!!


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Back from the commercial, we get highlights of the previous segment, where Christian tore off his neck brace and brawled all over ringside with Cena, before they were separated by officials and roster members. Then, Ricky Steamboat would drop the bombshell - Cena vs. Christian for the last time … at Summer Slam … inside HELL IN A CELL.

Jim Ross: …And we’re still in shock here in Philadelphia. This Night of Champions took an unexpected turn moments ago. One of the most personal rivalries in WWE history - certainly of the last two years - will climax inside Madison Square Garden … INSIDE Hell in a Cell - at the biggest event of the summer … and it might just be the biggest Summer Slam of ‘em all.

The Coach: And that’s just one match, J.R. It’s huge.

**STRONG AND SEXY**

In the un-envious position of following the previous segment, GAIL KIM makes her way out for her title rematch after losing the Womens Championship controversially at Vengeance…

Jim Ross: Well, Gail Kim has activated her rematch clause - and tonight, there’s no special guest referee. There should be no controversy this time - but after a series of wild matches where neither woman could be controlled, Ricky Steamboat has had to convince the officials to take this one on.

The Coach: I hope there’s danger money in this for Jimmy Korderas tonight.

**GLAMAZON**

Displaying the Womens Championship proudly, BETH PHOENIX strides down the ramp with an air of confidence. Gail paces the ring, readying herself for Phoenix, as the champion takes her time getting into the ring.

Jim Ross: What an impressive sight this young woman is, Coach. The Womens Champion has a lot to prove tonight though - she needed the help of a confused Mickie James at Vengeance to take the title, and as far as Gail Kim is concerned, she feels she has the number of the Glamazon.

The Coach: Well, we’re about to find out, J.R. I cant wait for this one!!!

Match 3 | WOMENS CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH:
Beth Phoenix vs. Gail Kim
It’s a slower, more controlled performance from both women after previously going at it tooth and nail in some wild brawls. The fans are a little drained after the previous segment, so it’s a pretty flat atmosphere for this match. Beth is the more dominant of the two as you’d expect, imposing herself on Gail after the feeling out process. Despite her dominance, Beth is a little slower than the challenger, and Gail uses that speed to her advantage to get in control, but just as it seems Beth has snuffed out the comeback, she sends Kim off the ropes - with Gail returning, stunning the champion with the FLYING DRAGON!!!! Quickly - and showing how much she wants to avoid the submission - Beth counters into a sidewalk slam, 1...2...NO!!! After cutting off that brief fight back from Gail, Beth takes over once again. Applying a chin lock, Beth controls the challenger, as J.R sends us off to a commercial break.



Commercial Break



Back from the commercial, Beth and Gail are on the OUTSIDE, as it appears things have broken down considerably during the break, with champion and challenger trading blows on the floor. Unlike their previous meetings though, this time, they listen to the orders of the official, and eventually get back into the ring, not wanting another non-finish - but there, Gail takes Beth down with a dropkick, and looks for EAT DEFEAT - but Beth avoids it, and traps the challenger in a pin - 1...2...NO!!! Back up, Beth cleans Gail out with a Polish Hammer … and another … and looks to finish things off with the PHOENIX RISING … COUNTERED BY GAIL INTO A ROLL THROUGH … 1...2...KICK OUT!!!!!

Beth escapes, but runs into a pair of arm drags … and then THE FLYING DRAGON!!!!! The submission hold is locked on, with Beth in deep trouble!! The champion desperately tries to fight it, and eventually CHARGES Gail into the corner, ramming her against the turnbuckles repeatedly to finally BREAK the hold!!!!! The champion takes a moment to recover, then hammers Gail before delivering a slingshot suplex … 1...2...NO!!!!! Gail hangs on, but Beth slams her back onto the canvas, softening her up seemingly. Phoenix takes a risk, climbing to the top rope … but she gets caught up there, with Gail back up, climbing up after Phoenix - HURRICANRANA OFF THE TOP TO PHOENIX!!!!!

Gail looks for a cover … BUT PHOENIX ROLLS OUT OF THE RING!!! Boos fill the arena … but Gail isn’t letting Phoenix escape for long … and she climbs up top - CROSS BODY TO THE FLOOR ON PHOENIX!!!!! Gail Kim is pulling out all the stops to win her title back, and the challenger rolls Beth back into the ring, looking for a DDT - COUNTERED INTO A NORTHERN LIGHTS BY PHOENIX … 1...2...KICK OUT!!!!! Both women are down momentarily, selling the effects of the match, but they fight back to their feet, trading blows … but it’s a battle that Phoenix wins. She gets Gail up for a BETH VALLEY DRIVER … BUT GAIL ESCAPES!!! Gail rolls Beth up … 1...2...NO!!!!

They get up, with Beth scoring first, kicking Gail in the gut. She sends the challenger to the corner, rushing in - but EATS KNEES FROM GAIL!!!!! Beth stumbles out of the corner, and Gail hoists herself up top, but before she can fly off - Phoenix returns and stops her with a shot to the gut. Beth climbs to the top, but as they battle perilously on the top rope, Gail fights the champion off and SHOVES Beth to the canvas … WITH PHOENIX COLLIDING WITH THE REFEREE ON THE WAY DOWN!!!!! Gail stands up on the top turnbuckle … MISSILE DROPKICK TO PHOENIX!!!!! Both women are down, and the referee is down too … but there’s a loud reaction in the arena…

… IT’S MICKIE JAMES!!!!!!!

Mickie James runs down the aisle, with both women down … and the unbalanced Mickie hit’s the ring, looking to make a beeline for Beth after Phoenix attacked her a few weeks ago … but as Mickie drags Beth up - Gail STOPS HER!!! The challenger stops Mickie from attacking Beth, not wanting her help, and telling Mickie to stop. Gail pleads to Mickie to leave, wanting to beat Beth on her own, but Mickie tries to get by Gail again - still wanting a piece of the champion. Gail hauls her back again to stop Mickie attacking Beth … AND EATS A MICK KICK FOR HER TROUBLES!!!!! And after Mickie NAILS Gail … Beth grabs Mickie from behind, tossing her out of the ring!!!!! Quickly, the champion picks Gails limp body up from the mat … PHOENIX RISING!!!!!! Beth has the leg hooked, as Korderas recovers to make the count … 1...2...3!!!!!!!!!!
Winner: And STILL Womens Champion - Beth Phoenix @ 11:36

Jim Ross: No - not that way!! Damn it!!

The Coach: Gail Kim only has herself to blame, J.R!! Mickie James was about to deliver her the Womens Championship!! But Gail has to set her off again!!!

Jim Ross: Mickie James shouldn’t have been out here!!! That’s TWICE she’s cost Gail Kim the title!!!

Beth Phoenix leaves the ring with the title in tact, whilst Mickie James slams the apron with her hands, furious that Beth has escaped with the title - her interference backfiring horribly.

The Coach: And that’s twice Mickie James has gifted Beth Phoenix a win over Gail Kim!!!

Jim Ross: I don’t like this situation a damn bit!! Nothing is settled here!!!

The Coach: Oh, I beg to differ, old timer. Beth Phoenix beat Gail Kim and that’s all there is to it.

Beth stumbles up the ramp, clutching her title, with a look of relief on her face, whilst Mickie shakes her head, pursuing the champion … as Gail Kim remains flat on the mat in the ring, having taken a Mick Kick AND the Phoenix Rising.



Cutting backstage, we see SHAWN MICHAELS for the first time tonight, sat in the locker room, deep in thought, eyes closed, getting himself mentally prepared for his shot at the World Heavyweight Championship very shortly…

Jim Ross: We’ve got one more to go, here tonight - and it doesn’t get any bigger than the richest prize in the game. Can Shawn Michaels clinch the World Title for the seventh time in his glorious career?? We wont have to wait long to find out, folks!!!


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Clips of the many cities WWE visited last Summer during the global World tour.

“LAST YEAR, THE WWE TOURED THE GLOBE”

And, shots of Wembley Stadium last year at Summerslam, with clips of Randy Ortons mid air RKO on RVD, Ricky Hatton knocking out Armando Estrada, Edge spearing The Undertaker, MNM falling from a ladder, and Christian raising the title at the end of that show.

“AND BROUGHT THE BIGGEST EVENT OF THE SUMMER ACROSS THE POND”

The Summerslam logo flashes across the screen, then an image of the world is shown, with the focus zooming in toward the U.S.A

“BUT THIS YEAR…”

The zoom continues toward the East Coast, and then, we see clips of New York City; the statue of Liberty, yellow cabs, Times Square, Brooklyn Bridge

“SUMMERSLAM IS COMING…”

The New York skyline … then the camera stops at Madison Square Garden.

“…HOME”

Flashing shots of famous MSG moments in WWE history; Hogan winning his first title, Bret Hart being hoisted in the air at WrestleMania X, Austin stunning McMahon for the first time, and Triple H winning the ladder match in 1998 at a Summerslam.

“NEW YORK CITY … MADISON SQUARE GARDEN … THE SPIRITUAL HOME OF THE WWE”

End, with the Summerslam graphic on the screen.


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Back to ringside…

Jim Ross: Welcome back to Raw, and while tonight has been all about the championships, there’s already some BIG developments for next week in Baltimore. A huge, tag team grudge match; The New Standard; Cody Rhodes and Ken Doane will take on the team that’s been christened the Knuckle Dusters; William Regal and Goldust!!

The Coach: Changing of the guard next week on Raw, old timer. Out with the old and in with the new!! We might even get rid of you!! But less of that - the PLAYAS CLUB; MY SHOW - it’s back, next week on Raw, and I’ll get to the bottom of what’s goin on with the Angels of Anarchy!!

Jim Ross: It’s been a rough month for Doug Williams and Christopher Daniels. They lost their shot at the World Tag Team Titles, they cant challenge for those titles for as long as the Master Craftsmen hold the gold - and it appears they’re far from on the same page. And-

**REALITY**

That music can mean only one thing; THE MIZ is on his way to the ring. With the tattered Hardcore Championship around his waist, The Miz saunters onto the stage, cocky as ever…

The Coach: Yes!! I need my Miz fix!!!

Jim Ross: Now what does this goof want??

The Coach: This is a night of champions, isn’t it?? Well this is the longest reigning champion on Raw, J.R!! He’s The Miz - and he’s HARDCORE!!!

Jim Ross: He’s goofier than a pet ****!! And this Sunday, he’s in a whole lot of trouble. He’s really heading to ECW’s One Night Stand, offering an open challenge to ANY former ECW star for that Hardcore title!!

The Coach: Oh god, don’t remind me J.R!! But I’ve got faith. He’s the longest reigning Hardcore Champion of all time. Did you know he wrestled in the longest match ever??

Jim Ross: He’s only mentioned it once or twice…

The Miz gets in the ring, taking a mic, and the fans are already booing.

The Miz: Hell-ooooooo PHILLY!!! HOO-RAH!!!!

Heat.

The Miz: This Sunday, live on Pay Per View, YOUR Hardcore Champion heads off to the land of extreme to show all those pinheads in ECW just what the true meaning of HARDCORE is!!!

He’s not winning over or convincing this crowd in Philly.

The Miz: I have all the E-C-W has-beens running for cover right now. They want nothing to do with a true Hardcore Icon. Terry Funk and Mick Foley?? They agreed to just beat up each other instead of facing me. The Dudleys signed with some two-bit promotion to avoid ME putting THEM through tables … but I guess them working for a two-bit promotion isn’t anything out of the ordinary!!

More heat for Miz.

The Miz: The Sandman will probably get himself a DUI on purpose … New Jack?? He’ll throw HIMSELF off of a balcony to make sure he has an excuse not to show up.

The abuse from the fans is getting worse for the Hardcore Champion.

The Miz: Because for the first time in history, a REAL star hit’s the Hammerstein Ballroom. For the first time ever, a TRUE Hardcore wrestler graces E-C-W … and this Sunday will be the truuuuue story … of when The Miz-

Miz has his attention drawn now to the titan tron … as a VIDEO begins to play …

And it’s a video chock full of ECW’s most extreme moments over the years!!!

In the ring, The Miz expression of cockiness soon fades, and it’s replaced with one of fear and trepidation. Suddenly, things just got real for The Miz.

The video plays on the titan tron … as PAUL HEYMAN is then shown trotting onto the stage, peering up at the titan tron - with the fans giving the ECW legendary figure his much deserved ovation. The video finishes, as Heyman stands at the top of the ramp, with a grin fixed on his face, as he sarcastically speaks over the mic…

Paul Heyman: Uh-oh.

Heyman starts to laugh.

Paul Heyman: I don’t know how you thought this fancy little challenge of yours was going to end at One Night Stand, Mr. Mizanin … but let me inform you … it will not end well.

Pop.

Paul Heyman: This Sunday, Miz, you - and that precious Hardcore Title will be taken to the … EXTREEEEEEEME!!!!!!

Heyman screams into the mic, before the traditional ECW music plays into the arena. In the ring, The Miz looks like a man filled full of regret, potentially realising that he’s bitten off much more than he can chew…


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Straight back into the arena, and ringside to J.R and Coach…

Jim Ross: We’re just moment away from Shawn Michaels challenging Brent Albright for the World Heavyweight Championship in our main event tonight - but next week - it’s another big one Coach!! We kick off a Best of SEVEN series, for a shot at CM Punk and the Intercontinental Title. Nick Nemeth and Garrison Cade - one on one next week.

The Coach: Well, they’ll be getting very used to each other over the next number of weeks, J.R - but this next match?? They’re ending their issues. The New Standard; Cody Rhodes and Ken Doane - take on Goldust and William Regal; The Knuckle Dusters!!!

Jim Ross: And during the commercial break, we were informed that the WWE Commissioner Jesse Ventura WILL be in Baltimore next week!! And we believe he is set to deliver a public evaluation on Ricky Steamboats first month in charge of Raw!!

The Coach: And that’s a first. I don’t remember a General Manager being put under the microscope that quickly ever before, but Ventura is right to do it - Steamboat has been nothing short of shambolic!! He deserves to be fired - and what a humiliating climb down it will be for Ventura after he replaced the great Ranjin Singh!!

Jim Ross: Well … let’s just hope Jesse Ventura doesn’t do anything hasty…

**SEXY BOY**

The veteran challenger, SHAWN MICHAELS, enters the arena, to a great reaction from the fans. Looking more emotional than usual, HBK soaks it all on from the top of the ramp after letting off his pyro, before walking toward the ring for his championship opportunity…

Jim Ross: Shawn Michaels has been waiting for this opportunity for over six months. He last challenged for the World Title at Raws Fifteenth Anniversary back in December, when he came up short against John Cena.

The Coach: And he said it himself, J.R - he doesn’t know how many more shots he’ll get in his career. He has to treat each shot like it’s his last. And that makes HBK a very dangerous challenger, J.R.

Jim Ross: And it’s arguable that Michaels may be better than ever right now - he’s always been known as a big match performer, but he’s pulled out two of the biggest performances of his entire career in recent months, defeating Brock Lesnar at BOTH WrestleMania and Vengeance. And if you ask me, Shawn Michaels - at his VERY best - is as good as anyone!!

The Coach: We’re about to find out if that’s true. Because he’s about to face the absolute best in the business today in the shape of the World Champion.

Reaching ringside, Michaels makes a beeline for his WIFE and his TWO CHILDREN all in the front row at ringside. Hugging and kissing his family, Michaels then finally enters the ring, getting ready for the arrival of the champion.

Jim Ross: There’s a lot of emotion in the air, Coach. That’s Shawn Michaels family at ringside - and if he needed any more motivation for tonight; there it is right there. And it adds to what you said Coach; Shawn Michaels is treating this as if it’s his last shot at glory. And at this stage of his storied career … it may be just that.

The Coach: And Brent Albright will want it to be the last shot Shawn gets.

**MEET YOUR MASTER**

Wearing the World Title around his waist, BRENT ALBRIGHT makes an understated entrance in comparison to the fireworks and emotion of his challenger, but takes his time walking down the ramp.

The Coach: This is what I want to talk about, J.R - I want to make a big point here - Brent Albright won the World Heavyweight Championship on June 15. It’s now July 7. That’s twenty two days. This is already Albrights THIRD title defence. Show me any other champion that’s ever had that kind of schedule. This is unfair. Ricky Steamboat is running this man into the ground!!

Jim Ross: Well, you’re counting a match that never officially started, Coach. You know as well as I do that Christian never even made it to the ring the night after Vengeance - he was thrown off the stage on his way to the ring by John Cena. Remember??

The Coach: I remember Brent Albright having his hand raised at the end of the night. That’s a successful title defence.

Albright climbs into the ring, pointing to Michaels and telling the referee to hold him back, wary of a potential attack from the challenger. Brent climbs inside, and the big match introductions take place, with the build up reaching fever pitch in the Wachovia Centre.

Jim Ross: And we’re all set - it’s the big one - the richest prize in the game is on the line!! Shawn Michaels, aiming for a seventh reign on top of the world - but in his way is the current top dog - Brent Albright. We will take one final commercial break, and bring you this main event Championship match uninterrupted and commercial free!!! NEXT!!!


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Main Event | WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH:
Brent Albright vs. Shawn Michaels
Joined in progress, Albright is seen outwrestling Michaels, applying an arm wringer, as we’re informed by J.R it’s been a methodical opening few moments, but Albright has showcased his superior mat wrestling thus far. Escaping the hammerlock of the champion, HBK makes it to his feet with freedom, and Michaels goes straight for a kick to the gut, electing to abandon plans of wrestling the champion on the mat!! Albright staggers back, and into the ropes, surprised by Shawns kick, and clearly winded from it too. Michaels shows he’s willing to lay it all on the line early on, taking a risk, and runs at Albright, but the Ace of Spades plays possum, and quickly low bridges the top rope, with Michaels sailing over the top, crashing to the mat below!!!

Albright follows out, dropping down off the apron, stomping on the back of HBK, and then listens to the Mike Chioda, who has counted to three already. Albright drags Shawn Michaels up, and rams him into the side of the ring, and a second time, before striking the challenger with a big shot to the jaw - THEN SENDS MICHAELS INTO THE STEEL STEPS!!!!! Michaels winces in pain, selling the effects of the collision, as Albright breaks the referee’s ten count, and rolls back out, getting on Michaels again. Albright stomps the challenger, and begins to fire at Michaels with a succession of right hands to the face of the Heart Break Kid. Brent stays on him, not giving Michaels a chance to recuperate, and drags him to the steps, where he bounces Shawn’s head off them … then picks him up, and drops HBK, STERNUM FIRST onto the barricade - RIGHT NEXT TO MICHAELS FAMILY!!!

Brent smirks at Rebecca - the wife of HBK - before he rolls Michaels back into the ring, and goes for his first cover of the match immediately, 1...2...Kick Out!!! Albright doesn’t seem worried at all, having expected the kick out, and picks up HBK slowly, before striking him with a right hand, knocking him back down again. Albright stomps on the ARM of HBK, and tries to drag Michaels around the ring by his ARM, appearing to be starting work on weakening Michaels arm, in preparation for the Crowbar. The champion drags Michaels up by the arm, and looks to twist it, but HBK punches (with his free arm) Brent away, only for Albright to come right back at him, tenaciously grabbing at the arm, but HBK escapes, and delivers a hip toss!!! Albright lands on the canvas, and gets up - but as Michaels shapes up for SWEET CHIN MUSIC - Albright drops down, and ROLLS OUT OF THE RING!!!

The fans boo, but Coach calls it a wise choice from Albright - wanting no part of Sweet Chin Music this early in the contest. In the ring, HBK is in no mood for waiting, and uses the ropes to elevate himself into the air, diving to the outside at Albright for a SLINGSHOT SPLASH taking Brent Albright down!!! The Wachovia Centre comes alive, with both men down on the outside, with the official beginning his ten count, but Shawn Michaels is up quickly, and pulling Albright up with him, unleashing a vicious chop across the chest of Albright, with the Champion backing against the barricade. Two more chops follow, before Albright pushes Michaels away, creating some distance between the pair, with the champion stumbling around the ring, with Michaels in hot pursuit. Shawn turns Brent back around, but the champion kicks HBK in the gut, and grabs the arm - RAMMING IT INTO THE POST!!!!!

Shawn Michaels drops to his knees, selling the pain on his arm, and it’s now the challenger crawling away, trying to recover. But after rolling in to break the count, the champion rolls back out, and he comes after the challenger, kicking out the weakened arm of HBK. Albright drags Shawn up by the hair, rolling Shawn back inside the ring, and bears down immediately on HBK once back inside, not allowing Shawn any time to get his breath back at this point. Brent stomps the arm of Michaels, before pulling his opponent back to his feet, backing HBK into the ropes, whipping him off the opposite side, knocking Shawn down with a reverse elbow. Albright quickly hooks the leg, 1...2...Kick Out from Michaels. Brent Albright looks at the official, before pushing Michaels shoulders down again, 1...2...Kick Out again. Albright appears to be just going for the covers to force HBK to expand more energy to kick out at this point.

The Champion is relentless in his attack on Michaels, dragging the Heart Break Kid back to his feet, clubbing the back as he drags Shawn up. Albright sends Michaels into the corner, but as he races in behind, the challenger gets a foot up!! Michaels backs the champion up, and looks to take advantage - but Albright ducks a clothesline, and takes Michaels down on the return with an arm breaker!!! Michaels writhes, and the pain from his arm prevents him from putting up a fight, as the champion drags him back up then shoots the challenger into the corner - HARD - and Michaels takes his signature tumble on the turnbuckles!!!!! The challenger flops back down from the top, right into the path of Albright, and the champion meets Michaels in the middle of the ring, and executes a GUT WRENCH SUPLEX!!! Albright floats over into a lateral press, 1...2...NO!!!!!

Michaels gets the shoulder up, but instantaneously off the kick out, the Champion wraps his legs around the waist of The Showstopper, applying a body scissors!!!!! The camera focuses in on the face of HBK, who looks to be gasping for air, with Albright taking the wind from him, and blocking any hopes of Michaels taking any deep breaths. The fans get behind the Showstopper, starting a H-B-K chant, willing him on to break free. Michaels starts to shake his arms, showing the fans he’s still in it, refusing to quit at such an early stage, showing his desire to overcome Albright. Michaels begins throwing elbows into Albright, wherever he can strike, in order to break the submission. Albright begins to struggle to keep the hold locked in tight, with HBK showing his ability to never say die. After a succession of sharp elbows, Michaels manages to make Albright break his grip, and the body scissors have been released, allowing Michaels to breathe once again.

Brent Albright attempts to lock the hold in again, but this time, HBK elbows him away instantly, stopping the grasp of the Ace of Spades. Michaels gets on his knees, and throws three unanswered shots to the bread basket of the champion, who is on his feet, standing over the recovering challenger. Albright looks to be taken by surprise with the punches, and doubles over, unintentionally inviting HBK to throw a shot to his jaw, sending the Ace of Spades backwards into the ropes, and giving Michaels the chance to get to his feet. Shawn is up quickly, spotting the opening, and he strikes Albright across the chest with a chop. Philly responds with a WOOO, with Albright clutching his chest, before coming back at Michaels with a chop of his own, getting the same reaction from the fans … and the same from Michaels, who clutches his chest too, feeling the impact of Brent Albrights knife edge chop.

Shawn staggers around the ring, then delivers another chop, HARD to his opponent, again getting a WOOOOO. Albright drops to a knee, but soon gets up and chops The Heart Break Kid back, with another WOOOO from the fans inside the Wachovia Centre. Michaels clutches his chest again, then fires back with another chop of his own. Brent hit’s a chop, Shawn fires one back, one from Albright, one from Michaels - all met with the same WOOOOOOO response from the fans … then a HUGE chop from the champion, sends Michaels down to a knee. Albright - surprisingly - wins the chop exchange, and now backs HBK into the ropes, sending him off, but as Michaels comes back, he ducks a clothesline from the champion, and as Albright runs back at him, HBK leaps over Albright, and goes for SWEET CHIN MUSIC … but Albright ducks under, and goes for a GERMAN SUPLEX … BUT MICHAELS ROLLS THROUGH … 1...2...KICK OUT!!!!!

Brent jumps up, escaping the pinning predicament … and takes down an incoming Shawn Michaels with a drop toe hold, and tries to quickly apply the CROWBAR, but Michaels manages to wriggle his arm free before the submission can be applied … and scrambles to his feet, meeting Albright with a knife edge chop, and a second, before whipping him off the ropes, and knocks Brent down with a straight right hand!!! Sure and simple, the right hand knocks the champion down, but Albright scrambles back up - right into the path of an inverted atomic drop. Brent staggers back, before HBK delivers a slam, then bounces off the ropes and drops a knee to keep the champion down. Michaels hooks the leg, 1...2...Kick Out!!! They both rise to their feet, but Michaels is naturally first to react, running under Albright, before taking him down with a Victory Roll, 1...2... Albright rolls through … 1...2... Michaels escapes!!!

Back up again, Albright tries to act first and goes for a clothesline, but Michaels ducks and takes Albright down with a headlock takedown, pushing the shoulders down for a lateral press, 1...2...Kick Out!!! Brent Albright powers back out, and to his feet, but is met with a slap from The Showstopper, and quickly takes him with an inside cradle, 1...2...Kick Out!!! Albright shoots up, but has his leg chopped down by HBK and a cover, 1...2...NO!!! Albright gets up, but has Michaels going for a crucifix pin, however, Albright thinks quickly, and runs into the corner - CRUSHING MICHAELS AGAINST THE TURNBUCKLES!!!!! Breaking himself free, Albright crushes the challenger, with Michaels slumping onto the canvas … and seeing the shape of Michaels … Albright wastes no time taking advantage, gripping HBK by the waist, dragging him from the corner, and pops off a GERMAN SUPLEX - and he holds onto his grip!!!

Brent drags Shawn back to his feet, looking for a second consecutive German - but Michaels resists, doing his best to avoid it … but Albright is tenacious, and clubs the back to weaken HBK … and despite reaching out in desperation for the ropes … SHAWN CANT block a SECOND GERMAN SUPLEX!!!!! Brent drags Michaels to his feet once more, holding onto the tight grip around the waist … and again, Michaels tries to desperately grab a hold of the ropes to prevent a third … BUT CANT!!! And this time, Albright shifts from the German … to a HALF NELSON SUPLEX!!!!! Michaels is FOLDED UP from the devastating trifecta … and upon impact, Albright bridges, keeping the challengers shoulders on the mat - trapped in a pin … 1...2...MICHAELS JUST KICKS OUT!!!!!!!!!! Somehow, the challenger survives the trifecta of suplexes from the champion, but the damage is done.

Albright gets to his feet, and starts to stalk Michaels, who eventually begins to push himself up onto all fours, looking to make a recovery, but he‘s clearly worse for wear after the three suplexes in succession. Albright grows impatient waiting, and decides to pull HBK up by his tights to his feet. Albright grips Michaels around the waist again, setting up for ANOTHER German Suplex, but this time, The Showstopper elbows at the 2007 King of the Ring, freeing himself from the vice like grip, and counters, taking Albright over with a hip toss!!! Michaels avoids another series of Germans, and buys himself a moments respite, leaning on the ropes, facing the crowd as he holds the small of his back … but he doesn’t get as long as he wished for to recuperate … as Albright is quickly up … with Michaels turning right into a BELLY TO BELLY!!!!!!!! 1...2...SHOULDER JUST UP AGAIN!!!!!

Albright looks frustrated by the never say die attitude of his opponent, and takes his frustration out on Michaels, choking the Heart Break Kid with Mike Chioda forced to issue a mandatory five count, with Brent breaking at four, before immediately choking again, showing a lot of frustration!!!! This time, Chioda issues the count much quicker, with Brent again waiting until the count of four to release the illegal choke, but he is strongly spoken to by the official, who tells Albright to keep it clean. Brent doesn’t respond, but instead keeps on HBK, stomping the challenger by the ropes, before pulling Michaels back to his feet. Brent sends Shawn off the ropes, but as he goes for a back body drop, HBK rolls over, going behind Albright. Albright turns around, and is struck with yet another knife edge chop!!! Shawn sends Albright off the ropes, ducking down for a return … but as Albright bounces back off the ropes, he delivers a running knee lift to the challenger … then BLASTS through HBK with a clothesline!!! 1...2...KICK OUT!!!

Brent stays on Michaels, and pulls the challenger back to a vertical base, before hooking him up, and delivering a snap suplex, floating right over into a hook of the near leg, 1...2...Kick Out!!! Albright gets to his feet, and again mouths off at the referee, before he patiently waits for HBK to get to his feet, and as he does, Albright charges him into the corner, driving his shoulder into Michaels abdomen … and a second time … and a third. Brent follows up with a chop, before planting HBK three time with blistering right hands … but that appears to reinvigorate Michaels, and the challenger explodes on Brent, turning the tables, pulling Albright into the corner, and throwing some shots of his own … only for Albright to come back with a knee straight into the abdominal region of the Showstopper, killing the challengers momentum, as Shawn rolls out of the ring … but Albright is hot on his heels.

The champion clubs the back of the challenger on the floor, looking for a belly to back suplex on the floor, but before he can drop Michaels on the floor, the challenger fights back, pounding the skull of Albright, forcing him to let go of his grip!! Michaels lands on his feet, and busts out a dropkick on the floor, sending Albright tumbling back first into the steps!!! The champion holds the back of his head after impact, and sells the effects as he struggles back to his feet. Meanwhile, Michaels climbs onto the apron, looking back at the champion getting up … before springing onto the ropes … ASAI MOONSAULT TO ALBRIGHT!!!!! Michaels fires up the fans with that one, and gets them fired up - before planting a kiss on his wifes face - then tosses Albright back into the ring!!! Michaels rolls back in, bearing down on the champion - but Albright grips Shawn by the trunks, and YANKS him forward, with Shawns face ramming off the top turnbuckle!!!!!

Albright takes a moment to shake the cobwebs loose, then looks to get back to his bread and butter and target the arm again, wringing the arm, and then takes the challenger down with an arm breaker, forcing Michaels to roll around in agony, clutching his arm. Albright though, is now in his element separating the arm on the canvas, and drives his knee to the point of the elbow - TWICE - before Shawn pulls free, and rolls out of the ring, trying to shake his arm loose and create some distance between himself and the champion. Brent though is still right on the challenger, grabbing the arm, and WRAPS IT around the ring post with a sickening thud!!! The challenger lets out a moan, as Albright refuses to back off, grabbing the arm again, trips HBK down, dropping his leg across the arm, getting the desired effect once again. Albright drags Michaels up by the arm, hammering the body part, and sends HBK off the ropes … BUT MICHAELS RESPONDS WITH A FLYING FOREARM!!!!!!

AND MICHAELS NIPS UP!!!!!!!!! The signature Michaels spot brings the fans to their feet in the Wachovia Centre, and the challenger looks fired up, hitting a second wind, shaking his arm loose, before beckoning Albright on, meeting the champion with a pair of inverted atomic drops … and then charges through him with a clothesline, and another, and another!!! The champion is on spaghetti legs, with Michaels beating him into the ropes with right hands and chops, then sends him off, and delivers a BIG back body drop!!!! The challenger waves it off, before stepping out onto the apron, and climbing the ropes, with J.R speculating it could be time for a big elbow. Michaels reaches the top rope, and looks around the arena, pointing around at the fans, soaking up the moment … before flying through the air with a PICTURE PERFECT ELBOW … BUT ALBRIGHT ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY!!!

Michaels crashes and burns, AND CLUTCHES HIS ARM selling the impact of the missed elbow on the bad arm … and Albright spots it, INSTANTLY coming for the arm … looking for the CROWBAR - BUT MICHAELS ESCAPES AND ROLLS OUT OF THE RING!!!!! It’s a sign of desperation from HBK, rolling out of the ring, clutching his arm, knowing he may not survive the Crowbar … but Albright is after him anyway, sliding out of the ring, coming after Michaels, spinning the challenger around … SWEET CHIN MUSIC!!!!!!!!! OUT OF NOWHERE, MICHAELS DELIVERS A DESPERATION SWEET CHIN MUSIC!!!!! But - it’s on the OUTSIDE!!! Summoning all his energy, Michaels - with one arm - does his best to get Albright up and to roll him into the ring, but it’s an ALMIGHTY struggle, with the champion DEAD WEIGHT!!!

{/OVERRUN}

Finally, Michaels rolls Albright into the ring, JUST before the count of ten, and makes the cover on Albright … 1...2...KICK OUT!!!!! Albright survives, having just had enough time to recuperate from the Sweet Chin Music on the outside, but it’s heartbreak for Michaels!! Gathering all the strength he can, the challenger pulls himself to his feet in the corner, and begins to TUNE UP THE BAND!!!!! Stomping, stomping, stomping … Shawn Michaels closes in on the World Championship … ready and waiting, tuning up the band as Albright struggles up … unaware of what’s coming … and he peels off the ropes … Michaels looks to strike … SWEET CHIN MUSIC … NO!!!! … Brent Albright CATCHES THE FOOT … SPINS MICHAELS AROUND … SCOOPS HIM UP … ACE IN THE HOLE!!!!!!!!!! Albright hooks the leg … 1...2...FOOT ON THE ROPE!!!!!

Albright sits up in shock, yelling out ‘NO WAY’ as he looks at the rope, with Michaels foot, just resting on it. Albright takes a look at the fallen Showstopper, depressing himself further, seeing him laying on the canvas lifelessly. Albright shakes his head in fury, and gets back up, shouting to the fans - and specifically Shawns family at ringside; ‘This is it now!!’ … before GRABBING THE ARM … CROWBAR APPLIED!!!!! Michaels is trapped, wildly trying to struggle free to no avail. In an act of desperation, the challenger tries to turn over, looking to break free … BUT ALBRIGHT IS TOO STRONG … AND CLENCHES IN TIGHTER!!! Michaels still fights it, stuck in the middle of the ring, desperately clawing his way towards the ropes, looking to survive with his title aspirations still alive … but on life support … AS BRENT REFUSES TO LET HIM GET AWAY!!!!

The fans are loud in voice, trying to inspire the challenger, but momentarily, Shawn has his hand raised … contemplating quitting … thinking … BUT REFUSES TO TAP OUT!!! The challenger looks to be fading, his hands dropping, his eyes closing … but he WONT submit!!! Michaels may not have a choice for much longer though … AS ALBRIGHT CRANKS BACK AGAIN!!!!! Shawn now digs down AGAIN … and scratches forward … finally reaching out … with the fans begging for him to reach … he gets closer … inches away … BUT ALBRIGHT TORQUES THE ARM AGAIN!!!!!!! The pain shoots through Michaels, with the challenger calling out in agony … but despite the pain, Michaels WONT quit on this night!!! Albright leans back, willing to break Michaels arm … but Shawn claws closer … and closer … reaching out … reaching for the ropes … AND HE GETS THERE!!!!!!!!!!

Albright is furious, but releases the Crowbar, and gets back to his feet … but as he comes to grab Michaels, Chioda tells the champion to back up, pointing out that the challenger is by the ropes. Albright shakes his head in frustration, knowing Shawn is there for the taking, and as soon as the challenger is on his feet, Albright comes at him … forcing Michaels to keep Albright at bay with two consecutive chops - using his good arm. Michaels now becomes the aggressor, throwing a right hand, which Albright absorbs, before blocking a second, and LOOKS FOR A NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX … BUT MICHAELS COUNTERS IN MID-AIR INTO A DDT!!!!! The Wachovia Centre comes alive again, as both men lay out on the canvas for a few seconds, with HBK soon stirring. Michaels crawls in the direction of his fallen opponent, draping an arm over Albright. The referee makes the count … 1...2...NO!!!!!!!

HBK cant believe it - covering his face with his hands, and then pounds the mat with his palms. He rolls away, and pulls himself up by the ropes once more, getting spurred on by the fans. On the other side of the ring, Brent Albright begins to stir, and he too begins to use the ropes in order to make it back to his feet. Michaels spots him, and pushes himself on to make it back to his feet first, which he does … and watching across the ring, Shawn waits for a second or two, and as soon as Albright pushes himself off the ropes, Michaels goes for him … SWEET CHIN MUSIC … BUT Albright DUCKS … MICHAELS COMES BACK AGAIN FOR SWEET CHIN MUSIC … BUT Albright COUNTERS … AND GETS HBK IN THE AIR FOR AN ELECTRIC CHAIR … BUT MICHAELS ROLLS THROUGH … PINNING THE CHAMPION … 1...2...NO!!! ALBRIGHT SURVIVES!!!!!

Both men get to their feet, and it’s Michaels that strikes first with a chop, but he looks to follow up - AND ALBRIGHT GRABS THE ARM … HE TRIES TO TAKE THE CHALLENGER DOWN FOR THE CROWBAR - BUT MICHAELS SPINS OUT … AND DROPS THE CHAMPION WITH A SWINGING NECKBREAKER!!!!! Shaking his head, Michaels climbs through the ropes again, climbing to the top rope once more - this time hoping to be successful with the Picture Perfect Elbow … BUT ALBRIGHT KICKS THE ROPES!!!!!! Michaels is crotched up top … with the champion getting back to his feet, following Shawn up top … AND HE GETS MICHAELS ONTO HIS SHOULDERS … DELIVERING THE ACE IN THE HOLE OFF THE TOP ROPE!!!!!!!!!! Albright hooks the leg, leaning back, with J.R shouting “KICK OUT” each time Chiodas arm strikes the mat … 1...2...3!!!!!
Winner: And STILL World Heavyweight Champion - Brent Albright @ 25:18

In a phenomenal encounter, Brent Albright RETAINS the World Championship, needing to deliver his finish OFF THE TOP to put the challenger away.

Jim Ross: Brent Albright has seen off the challenge of Shawn Michaels, but Coach - what a match we just saw. What an effort from both these men!! Neither man deserved to lose this.

The Coach: But one had to, J.R. And tonight - as I predicted - it was Shawn Michaels on the losing end.

Jim Ross: There’s no shame in defeat here tonight for Shawn Michaels - by Gawd, he gave his all. And on another night, he’d be walkin outta Philadelphia with the World Heavyweight Title over his shoulder.

The Coach: Okay- Okay - enough about Shawn Michaels. He lost - let’s talk about the winner. Let’s talk about BRENT ALBRIGHT!!! Let’s talk about the Champion of the World, huh??

Jim Ross: Yeah. There’s no doubt. He’s good- hell, he’s great. Brent Albright stepped up to the plate tonight to retain that title.

Albright stands tall in the ring with his title, celebrating the victory, having plenty to say to the fans, whilst Mike Chioda tends to the beaten Shawn Michaels. Albright eventually leaves the ring, having had his moment, and he makes his way up the ramp, displaying the title over his head as he departs up the ramp.

The Coach: Three weeks as champion. Three successful title defences. Brent Albright is well and truly on his way to being the greatest World Champion ever. He’s had the best start to a title reign ever - of that, there’s no doubt.

Jim Ross: Get off the mans ass cheeks, Coach!! Yeah, he’s great, we get it!! Just knock it off.

In the ring, Michaels is finally helped to his feet, and a standing ovation from the fans, appreciating the effort of the Icon tonight, despite the losing effort. Michaels acknowledges the admiration, mouthing “thank you” to the fans, before speaking with Chioda, pointing to the floor, as the official retrieves a microphone, bringing it to HBK.

Shawn limps away from the ropes, standing in the middle of the ring, wincing in pain, with Chioda leaving him to stand alone. Michaels listens to more cheers from the fans, before calming things down, wanting to speak…

Shawn Michaels: I just- I just wanna say … to all of you … thank you.

Michaels looks down, seemingly choked up and overcome with emotion. Taking a deep breath, an emotional Shawn Michaels looks up, and puts on a brave smile.

Shawn Michaels: Y’know- I uh … I gave it the old college try. I really did. But on this night, the Heart Break Kid was just found wanting a little bit. And the better man won.

HBK chokes up a little, and his voice breaks toward the end of the sentence. He looks up, and out at his family at ringside, where Rebecca also has tears in her eyes.

Shawn Michaels: And with my family- … out here … watchin me tonight … I couldn’t think of a better way to go out.

The fans don’t like the sound of what Michaels is implying…

Shawn Michaels: I’m leavin here tonight, without a single regret … at peace with everything I accomplished in my crazy career. And while I wont walk out of this building with twelve pounds of gold - I’ll leave here tonight with everything that matters…

Michaels points to his family.

Shawn Michaels: Kids?? Daddies comin home … for good. And before I go, I just wanna say one-

Singing Voice: NA NA NA NA…

Michaels cuts himself off, confused by what he’s hearing. Wiping a tear from his eye, the puzzled HBK looks around for where the noise is coming from… and CM PUNK emerges from behind the curtain…

CM Punk: NA NA NA NA …

Boos greet CM Punk for crashing what appeared to be Shawn Michaels retirement speech…

CM Punk: HEY, HEY, HEY … GOOOOOOD BYYYYYYE!!!

More heat for Punk - with the Intercontinental Champion smirking sadistically at the top of the ramp.

CM Punk: COME ON - EVERY BODY!!!! Let‘s give Shawn the send off he deserves!!! … NA NA NA NA … NA NA NA NA … HEY, HEY, HEY … GOOOOD BYYYYE!!!!!

Punk laughs into the mic, and mockingly waves goodbye to Michaels, with HBK shaking his head in the ring.

CM Punk: If you’re gonna retire Shawn - just get on outta here; LEAVE. Quit wastin time, and quit sucking up all the attention. Didn’t I tell ya this would happen last week?? Didn’t I warn you, Shawn?? Maybe you should’ve listened.

Still sadistically smirking, CM Punk strolls down the aisle.

CM Punk: But as for this?? This Hallmark movie ending you’re going for?? Forget it. If you don’t have it anymore, just … leave. Go be a stay at home Dad, go and set up your own ministry and worship the big guy upstairs.

Punk points his finger to the sky, and mockingly stops himself from laughing.

CM Punk: Go waste your time spreading the word of the lord!! Because that’s exactly what it would be; a WASTE of time!! Let’s face it Shawn … IF there was a God you would’ve beat Brent Albright here tonight for the World Heavyweight Title, and you would’ve been able to retire in a blaze of glory … instead of this pathetic freak show…

The Straight Edge superstar walks up the steps now, with Michaels standing still in the ring, not taking his eyes off Punk.

CM Punk: But there isn’t a God, is there, Shawn?? Because God wouldn’t let one of his favourite disciples go out like this, would he??

The fans are getting very angry now, with Punk mocking God - and Michaels is brimming with fury too … as Punk arrogantly climbs into the ring - always smirking.

CM Punk: Or … maybe there IS a God up there … and maybe … maybe God just doesn’t LIKE you, Shawn-

SWEET CHIN MUS-

NO!!!!!!!!!!

PUNK CATCHES THE FOOT - THEN KICKS MICHAELS IN THE NUTS!!!!!!!!!!

Unlike last week, Punk AVOIDS being caught with Sweet Chin Music, and the low blow to Michaels sends HBK to his knees, writhing in pain on the canvas. Punk drags Michaels up, throwing Shawn up onto his shoulders …
GTS TO SHAWN MICHAELS!!!!!!!

Punk rolls out of the ring, and to the timekeepers position, picking up a chair, with J.R of all people standing up, trying to stop Punk from taking a steel chair - but the I.C Champion easily shrugs the lead commentator off (whilst Coach does nothing) and gets back into the ring …

AND IMMEDIATELY BASHES MICHAELS OVER THE HEAD WITH THE CHAIR!!!!!

AND MICHAELS HAS BEEN BUSTED OPEN!!!!!

Standing over HBK, Punk has that evil grin still on his face, and then stomps Michaels, forcing him to roll out of the ring. Punk follows out, with Michaels crawling away - purposely crawling AWAY from his family, not wanting them to see him like this - but Punk has other ideas, and smashes the chair off the back of HBK, before dragging him back in front of his wife and kids.

There, Punk pulls Michaels up, punching at the head wound, as Rebecca does her best to shield the children from this sickening attack in front of their father. Punk - laughing - grabs Michaels by the face, and shouts at him;

THIS IS GODS WILL, SHAWN!!! THIS IS WHAT GOD WANTS!!!!!”

And Punk then puts Michaels back on his shoulders again … standing right in front of the family with Michaels on his shoulders on the floor, making sure Michaels family are watching - with Rebecca pulling the children in and stopping them from seeing…

GTS ON THE FLOOR - RIGHT IN FRONT OF SHAWN MICHAELS FAMILY!!!!!

Standing over the bloodied and battered Shawn Michaels, CM Punk looks at Rebecca, laughing at her, with Shawns wife shaking her head, mouthing “why” over and over at Punk, whilst cradling her children. Agents and officials arrive at ringside, backing Punk up … with Punk pleading his innocence, telling them; “I‘m done here. And so is he…”

The officials help Shawn Michaels to his feet, whilst agents try to calm Rebecca, leading her and the children away through the crowd. CM Punk climbs back into the ring, picking up the microphone … watching as Michaels is helped up the ramp. Punk stands, waiting … until Shawn disappears through the curtain…

CM Punk: Ladies and Gentlemen … Shawn … has left the building…

Punk chuckles at the old line commentators used during Michaels early heel run in the 90's … and laughs some more - laughing INTO the mic, creepily laughing into the mic, as the show comes to a grim ending, fading to black on the image of CM Punk laughing over the mic…


END OF SHOW
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Official Card for ECW One Night Stand:
July 13 2008 | Hammerstein Ballroom, New York City NY
 
GRUDGE MATCH:
Rob Van Dam vs. Chris Jericho

THE FINAL SHOWDOWN:
Raven vs. Tommy Dreamer

ONE FOR THE ROAD:
Terry Funk vs. Cactus Jack

THREE WAY DANCE:
Super Crazy vs. Tajiri vs. Kid Kash

ONE ON ONE:
Jerry Lynn vs. Justin Credible

LUCHA SHOWCASE:
Rey Mysterio vs. Psichosis

WWE HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH:
The Miz vs. ANY ECW Alumni
 
#3,668 ·
Thought I'd pop in and leave you some comments as it's been a while. In no particular order...

- Very much enjoying the rise of CM Punk in this thread and I thought the final segment on Raw was excellent. It's a shame we never got to see this feud in real life because from your writing, we can see that it would've been amazing. I'm already seeing Punk in a very high profile match at next year's WrestleMania...if you get that far.

- I've already PM'd you about Brent Albright. I don't agree with his push at all, even with the way you've pushed him, I just can't buy it. Get the belt off of him please.

- I've enjoyed Chris Jericho's heel turn in this thread and the unique way you've approached it. I also really enjoyed his interaction with Paul Heyman on Smackdown! and the way you've set up Jericho vs. RVD at One Night Stand.

- You do love a Best of Seven Series, don't you? Feels like we had one not too long ago.

- Why book an all championship Raw with no titles changing hands? Both as a fan and a reader I feel slightly cheated that we didn't get to see a title change. You've always been a very traditional, old-school booker, which in the long run has worked wonders for you, but I'd also like to see a swerve or surprise every once in a while. It feels like we don't get many of those anymore.

- Kid Kash as a babyface is weird. It's like a heel Rey Mysterio, it doesn't make sense to me.

- About time Cena and Christian was wrapped up, and it makes sense that after Cena turned on Christian inside a cage, we get a Hell in a Cell to settle things once and for all. I expect Cena will go over.

That is all for now. I know I've given you a few points to consider going forward but overall you still rule the roost in this place.
 
#3,669 ·






WWE Superstars | July 9 2008



EPISODE 61

In the opening match of Superstars, Evan Bourne defeats Xavier Woods in a fairly competitive opener. Evan hit’s the Air Bourne @ 05:22 to finish off Woods, and stake his claim for another crack at the Cruiserweight title.

Following on from their attack on Kelly Kelly on Raw, Michelle McCool and Layla El win a brief tag team match against the unspectacular team of Maria and Candice Michelle, when Layla puts Maria away with the Lay Out @ 03:39.


~ NEXT MONDAY ON RAW ~
WWE COMMISSIONER; JESSE VENTURA RETURNS TO RAW, AND WILL CONDUCT AN ASSESSMENT ON RICKY STEAMBOATS TENURE AS GENERAL MANAGER THUS FAR.


JTG continues his ongoing mini-feud with Los Latinos, surprising Chavo Guerrero this time, adding to his previous win over Super Crazy a few weeks ago. Da Shout Out gets JTG the 1,2,3 @ 05:01 … but after the match, Super Crazy attacks JTG, and along with the recovering Chavo, Los Latinos leave JTG laying.


A replay then airs of the confrontation between John Cena and Christian from Raw on Monday, leading to the announcement of their Hell in a Cell match at Summerslam on August 24.


Back at ringside, Striker and Grisham discuss that segment from Raw, billing that Summerslam showdown as the 'Fight of the Century', before touching on the heinous actions of CM Punk this past Monday also at the end of Raw.

Following on from his recent unprovoked attacks on Colin Delaney, Hardcore Holly meets the resident jobber in the main event. It’s really just a prolonged beat down, with Holly bullying the wimpy looking Delaney. He gets too overconfident though, and gives Delaney an opening briefly - but that ends up just pissing Holly off further.

Taking the beating to the floor, Holly gives Colin another chance by colliding with the ring apron - and Delaney nearly gets the count out win before the veteran climbs back in. Delaney reels off a dropkick, then a cross body - both for near falls, but he goes back to the well again for a cross body - and is caught!!! Holly decimates Delaney from there, and finally ends the squash @ 08:37 with the Alabama Slam.

After the match, Holly isn’t satisfied, and continues the beat down on Delaney, tossing him out of the ring, setting up an Alabama Slam on the floor … WHEN COLT CABANA makes the save for Delaney!!! Colt chases off Holly with a chair, as the veteran dodges a bullet, but looks highly pissed off that someone dared to stand up to him.

END OF SHOW
 
#3,670 ·







Friday Night Smackdown | July 11 2008 | Penn State, PA



Opening Video

Pyro

**TIME TO PLAY THE GAME**

The unmistakable music of TRIPLE H opens Smackdown, and The Game makes his way to the ring in jeans and a Triple H t-shirt, hair tied back, back on Smackdown after being kept off the show last week due to the ongoing legal issues between the WWE and Mr. Kennedy.

Joey Styles:
Welcome to Smackdown!! Joey Styles and Jerry Lawler here and ringside tonight, two nights away from ECW’s return for a One Night Stand on Pay Per View, and nine days away from the Great American Bash - where this man; Triple H has the honour of being Ric Flairs last EVER opponent.

Jerry Lawler: A privilege but with pressure, Styles. The Game has promised to give Ric Flair his best at the Great American Bash, but he has also promised to send Ric Flair into retirement with one final loss.

Joey Styles: And you add the ongoing legal issues that Triple H is going through right now, you have to wonder if his focus might be elsewhere right now. We’re about to hear from The Game, but tonight on Smackdown, we’re also getting set for the United States Championship rematch between Jeff Hardy and Batista, and I’m being told that Randy Orton will be in action for the first time since his collarbone injury in April.

Jerry Lawler: Big night tonight, Joey!!

Triple H is in the ring, waiting to speak, with his music slowly dying down, allowing him to talk…

Triple H: These last few weeks … I don’t think I need to tell anyone - but they’ve been pretty damn tough for me. I’ve got a pregnant wife that’s ready to give birth any day now, I was *motions with thumb and index finger* THIS close to winning the WWE Championship … but I came up short.

He takes his time, waiting for a few moments before moving on.

Triple H: And then … there’s the big elephant in the room. You all know what I’m talkin about, and I’m not gonna give the guy the attention he craves. I’m confident the legal team we’ve got will get this whole situation ironed out. As of now, I’m getting hooked from television once the Great American Bash is over … but don’t expect that to be too long - if it even comes to that. But despite everything goin on in the background - right now, I owe it to Ric Flair to focus on him and give him my absolute BEST at the Great American Bash in nine days time.

Pop from the fans for that match and Triple H’s promise.

Triple H: Because … in case you’ve been living under a rock, a week on Sunday, the absolute BEST EVER to lace ‘em up, will wrestle for the last time in his career … and he chose ME to be his final ever opponent.

The Game prods his own chest, then pauses for a few seconds.

Triple H: Now … Ric and I?? We go way back. Ric is one of my best friends in or out of this business, and that’ll be the case forever. But Naitch, I hope you didn’t choose me to be your last because of some notion that because of our personal friendship that I’ll somehow go easy on ya.

He looks directly to the hard camera, sending a message.

Triple H: I hope you chose me because you wanted to test yourself one last time against the VERY best in the industry right now. Because whether or not I’m WWE Champion - I am STILL The Game. I am STILL the benchmark in this business. I AM that damn good. And personal feelings aside - I will not go easy on Ric Flair at the Great American Bash. He’ll get me at my absolute best … and I intend on telling Ric that to his face when he comes to Smackdown next week.

Trips lets that sink in for a few seconds, then moves on.

Triple H: But before all of that, I just wanted to come out here-

**ALSO SPRACH ZARATHRUSTRA**

Whoa. Triple H looks surprised as the iconic music of the Nature Boy plays in the arena, certainly not expecting the 16x World Champion … but indeed, it is RIC FLAIR on his way down the aisle, in a classic suit, stylin and profilin on his way to the ring.

Joey Styles:
Well this is a HUGE surprise, King!! We DID NOT expect Ric Flair to be here in Penn State tonight!!

Jerry Lawler: You never know what to expect from Ric Flair, Joey!!

In the ring, The Game smirks at the presence of Flair, and holds the ropes open for his good friend, showing the legendary Hall of Famer the respect he deserves. Once in the ring together, Flair and Trips hug it out, before Naitch is handed a mic, wanting to speak to The Game…

Ric Flair: Hunter, my boy, you want to say something to MY face?? I’m here now - WOOOO!!!

“WOOOOO” - The fans. Triple H smirks.

Triple H: You really are full of surprises, huh, Naitch?? I didn’t see you backstage, no one told me you’d be here. But hey, always a pleasure.

The two friends hug again, with a nice reaction from the fans. After they step back, Flair looks to get serious.

Ric Flair: Let me makes something clear, Hunter - I didn’t-

**BROKEN DREAMS**

Uh oh. The dominant force on Smackdown; the GODS OF WAR crash the meeting between Flair and Triple H, and it cant be a good thing. Flair and The Game both look to one another, both a little concerned.

Joey Styles:
I don’t like this King!! Not one bit!! We went off the air last week with the Gods of War taking The Undertaker and Kane out of the building, with the Brothers of Destruction locked inside a casket!! They’re not out here to wish Ric Flair well - that’s for sure.

Jerry Lawler: And we still have no idea what they did with that Casket after they left the building, Joey.

Steven Richards leads out BATISTA and LASHLEY onto the stage … though, thankfully for Flair and Triple H right now, they don’t proceed any further than the stage.

Steven Richards: Forgive me - I must be confused. Because I was under the impression that my Gods of War obliterated The Brothers of Destruction last week on Smackdown-

Heat. Richards acknowledges it, but carries on.

Steven Richards: They disposed of The Undertaker and Kane-

More boos. Richards rolls his eyes, but narrows his focus on the ring.

Steven Richards: Yet the focus here tonight appears to be on the two of you.

The mouthpiece of the Gods of War points to Triple H and Flair in the ring.

Steven Richards: Gentlemen … this is NOT your domain. It belongs to us. And Mister Flair, while we respect everything you have accomplished in your storied career … especially Batista here-

Richards looks over at Batista, with The Animal staring straight ahead at the ring - showing no emotion.

Steven Richards: You may see your retirement brought forward tonight.

Boos.

Steven Richards: Smackdown is OUR domain now - and if we have to eradicate the remnants of yesteryear in order to gain the attention we deserve … my Gods of War will have no hesitation in doing so.

Richards looks to Lashley, then Batista … as we see Flair and Triple H in conference in the ring … AS FLAIR BEGINS TO REMOVE HIS JACKET!!!!!

Flair and Triple H WONT be moved by anyone, and the Gods of War take the jacket removal as a sign of Flair offering them to fight, with Richards giving Batista and Lashley the go ahead!!!

The Gods of War begin making their way to the ring, whilst Flair rolls up his shirt sleeves, showing no fear of the dominant force of Smackdown …

… WHEN THE HARDYS JUMP BATISTA AND LASHLEY FROM BEHIND!!!!!

Matt and Jeff take the fight to Batista and Lashley AGAIN!!!!! They wont lie down to the Gods of War, despite being brutalized again by them two weeks ago on Smackdown!!!

Despite getting the jump on the Gods of War, Matt and Jeff are overwhelmed by the much bigger pair, and as Batista and Lashley begin to gain the upper hand - FLAIR AND TRIPLE H assist the Hardys!!!!!

Flair and Triple H double up on Lashley, whilst Matt and Jeff take it to Batista, taking The Animal into the ring, hitting the POETRY IN MOTION, whilst on the outside, Flair lights up Lashley with chops, as Triple H peppers him with punches, before the two send Lashley into the steel steps at ringside!!!

In the ring, Matt and Jeff send Batista back out with a double clothesline, as Richards regroups his troops, ushering them back up the ramp, turning and holding up four fingers, shouting to the Hardys, Flair and The Game that it’s taken four of them to get the upper hand against his men.

**LAMBEG**

A chaotic start to Smackdown gets even more chaotic, as the General Manager, FINLAY walks onto the stage, and he wastes NO TIME in getting to business, shouting over his own music…

Finlay: Batista!! Jeff!! The two of you aren’t going anywhere!! Seeing as you’re out here already - let’s have our main event … RIGHT NOW!!!

Pop. Finlays music finally dies down, and the GM isn’t finished there…

Finlay: And seeing as Lashley, you look pretty keen to be involved tonight too … you can have a match later on … against TRIPLE H!!!!!

Huge pop for a HUGE match - a FIRST TIME EVER match - being signed for tonight out of nowhere.

Finlay: But I want everyone else -

Finlay specifically looks at Richards as he speaks, and points at him.

Finlay: Including YOU … OUTTA HERE!!! This United States Championship match will have NO ONE permitted at ringside!!!

Richards is furious, and gets in the General Managers face, telling him he is Batistas MANAGER!!! Finlay wont hear it though, and departs … but Richards is in hot pursuit, still furious at the decision … whilst Lashley follows. At ringside, Triple H and Flair talk with Matt and Jeff, perhaps giving Jeff some advice ahead of the return match with Batista for the U.S title.

Joey Styles: What an announcement, King!!! Triple H in action tonight!! Against Lashley!! And I believe that’s the first time EVER that their paths will cross!!! What match it’ll be!!!!

Jerry Lawler: Yeah - but what about Jeff Hardy and Batista - NEXT!!!

Joey Styles: What a way to kick off Smackdown, King!!! We’ll be right back after this commercial break with the United States Championship on the line!!!




Commercial Break




Match 1 | UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH:
Jeff Hardy vs. Batista
Joined in progress, Batista is dominating Jeff, and according to Joey Styles, he has been for the majority of the match. Hardy is never out of it though, and the current champion constantly keeps fighting back, but every glimpse of a comeback being mounted is snuffed out by Batista. Despite being on top throughout, Batista cant finish the champion off, and as he attempts a running power slam, Jeff slips off the back, rolls Batista up … 1...2...NO!!! Batista bounces up, but misses a clothesline, and gets rocked with a jawbreaker from Jeff!!

That creates the opening for Jeff, with Hardy busting out a series of dropkicks, sending the former champion into the corner, allowing Jeff to connect with his HARDIAC ARREST kick in the corner!!! Jeff then backs up, looking to race across the ring at Batista … BUT BATISTA MEETS HIM WITH A DEVASTATING CLOTHESLINE!!!!! The Animal shakes the ropes, setting up for the BATISTA BOMB … BUT JEFF FIGHTS OUT OF IT!!!!! Jeff escapes the Batista Bomb, hammering the challenger, then takes off the ropes … RUNNING RIGHT INTO A SPINEBUSTER!!!!! 1...2...KICK OUT!!!!! And Batista is livid!!! He hooks the leg again, 1...2...NO!!! And again, 1...2...Kick Out!!!

For a second time, the challenger loads up, wanting a BATISTA BOMB … but again, Hardy escapes!!! Jeff fights back, and looks for a TWIST OF FATE - BUT BATISTA RAMS HIM INTO THE CORNER!!!!! Jeff slumps into the corner, with The Animal stomping the hell out of Jeff, before being admonished by the referee, telling the challenger to calm down. “Screw this!!” shouts Big Dave as he gets to his feet, and The Animal takes his frustrations out on Jeff, tossing the champion out of the ring, roughing him up on the floor outside … and grabs a chair, SMASHING IT ACROSS THE BACK OF JEFF HARDY!!!!! It’s a blatant DQ!!!
Winner: Via DQ - And STILL United States Champion - Jeff Hardy @ 06:50

Joey Styles: What the hell is Batista thinking!!?? He just got himself disqualified, King!!!

Jerry Lawler: I think he’s more interested in inflicting pain right now, Joey!!!

Batista scares the official off after the bell is rung, and SMASHES the chair off Jeffs back again, before tossing the bent chair away - showing the force put behind the shots - and Batista then PULLS A TABLE FROM UNDER THE RING!!!!!

Joey Styles: Oh no - someone needs to stop Batista!!

Jerry Lawler: You try stopping an Animal, Styles!! He does what he wants!!!

Joey Styles: The Animal has some seriously bad intentions, and I don’t like it!!!

Despite The Animal being a heel, the sight of a table brings a pop from the fans, with Batista setting the table up on the floor, ignoring the referee as he implores Batista to stop … and he drags Jeff up … BATISTA BOMB THROUGH THE TABLE!!!!!!!!

Joey Styles: MY GOD!!!! Jeff Hardy just got put through a table by Batista!!! The U.S Champion just got MANGLED by Batista!!!

Jeff Hardy is left a mess under the destroyed table, as Batista stands over him; “AND DON’T TRY ME AGAIN!!!” sending a clear message to the younger Hardy Brother, before shoving the official aside, leaving the ringside area in devastating fashion.

Jerry Lawler: And if I were Jeff Hardy, I’d take that advice from Batista. I wouldn’t even look in Batistas direction again after that!!!

Joey Styles: He may not even get a chance, King!! God knows what injuries Jeff Hardy has just suffered here!!! And is this a sign of things to come, King?? Will Lashley look to carry out the same assault on Triple H later tonight??

Jerry Lawler: If he does - I think Ric Flair will be looking for a new opponent at the Great American Bash.

Jeff Hardy writhes amongst the rubble left of the table, as Batista marches up the ramp, with the official checking on Jeff…




Commercial Break



 


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VIDEO PACKAGE

Clips of the many cities WWE visited last Summer during the global World tour.

“LAST YEAR, THE WWE TOURED THE GLOBE”

And, shots of Wembley Stadium last year at Summerslam, with clips of Randy Ortons mid air RKO on RVD, Ricky Hatton knocking out Armando Estrada, Edge spearing The Undertaker, MNM falling from a ladder, and Christian raising the title at the end of that show.

“AND BROUGHT THE BIGGEST EVENT OF THE SUMMER ACROSS THE POND”

The Summerslam logo flashes across the screen, then an image of the world is shown, with the focus zooming in toward the U.S.A.

“BUT THIS YEAR…”

The zoom continues toward the East Coast, and then, we see clips of New York City; the statue of Liberty, yellow cabs, Times Square, Brooklyn Bridge

“SUMMERSLAM IS COMING…”

The New York skyline … then the camera stops at Madison Square Garden.

“…HOME”

Flashing shots of famous MSG moments in WWE history; Hogan winning his first title, Bret Hart being hoisted in the air at WrestleMania X, Austin stunning McMahon for the first time, and Triple H winning the ladder match in 1998 at a Summerslam.

“NEW YORK CITY … MADISON SQUARE GARDEN … THE SPIRITUAL HOME OF THE WWE”

End, with the Summerslam graphic on the screen.



WWE SUMMERSLAM | AUGUST 24 | NEW YORK CITY, NY
- MADISON SQUARE GARDEN -
ONLY ON PAY PER VIEW
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Backstage, MATT HARDY is shown, seemingly on his way to check on his brother, after Jeff was put through a table by Batista moments ago … but he stops at the door marked ‘General Manager’ … seemingly conflicted … before knocking the door and entering the room.

Finlay is on the phone, but beckons Matt in, quickly wrapping up his call to speak with Hardy…

Finlay: How’s Jeff?? I was just about to get round to the trainers room to see how he is. That was a nasty looki-

Matt cuts Finlay off, wanting to get straight to his point.

Matt Hardy: Yeah, I’m right on my way round there myself. I’m sure Jeffs fine, he’s been through tonnes of tables. But I was passing, and I wanted to have a quick word.

Finlay assumes where Matt is going with this and nods.

Finlay: Look, I’m working on something between you and Jeff with the Gods of War. Leave it with me-

Hardy cuts Finlay off again.

Matt Hardy: That’s fine, we’ll get to Batista and Lashley. But man, I’ve been here on Smackdown now for over two months, and I’ve barely had a chance to show what I’m capable of. Jeff?? He’s doin great - he’s the U.S Champion right now. I’m delighted for him. But how about givin me a match tonight??

The GM looks a little puzzled by the suggestion.

Finlay: You want a match?? Tonight?? Even if Jeff ends up having to go to the hospital??

Matt blows off that suggestion.

Matt Hardy: He’ll be fine, trust me. I want a match, Fit. Gimme a shot.

Finlay raises his eyebrows, and takes a second to think.

Finlay: Okay. Well … how does Randy Orton sound?? He’s looking for a match tonight too, and I don’t have an opponent for him yet.

Matt’s eyes light up at that suggestion.

Matt Hardy: Awesome. That’s EXACTLY what I’m talking about!! Thank you!!

Finlay: That’s great. Tell Jeff I’ll be round to see him in a little while. And listen, the two of you and Batista and Lashley - that’ll happen soon enough - don’t be goin out there later when Lashley faces Triple H. You hear me?

Hardy nods.

Matt Hardy: You got it.

Matt turns, leaving the room, continuing on his way to check on Jeff.



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Back into the arena, and THE FIGHT FACTORY are already in the ring…

**PRICELESS**

Accompanied by his father; the legendary Million Dollar Man, TED DIBIASE JR strolls onto the stage, cocky and confident - and tonight he WILL compete, after having Tyson Tomko sub for him twice in recent weeks.

Joey Styles:
And as you can see, King - Ted DiBiase Junior is scheduled to compete tonight, and he WILL. No substitute this week, after Finlay put the brakes on any future replacements - he WONT allow Tyson Tomko or any other member of the roster to wrestle on Ted DiBiase’s behalf from here on out.

Jerry Lawler: Well, I don’t see what’s wrong with it, personally. If you can afford to pay someone to compete for you, of course you’ll do it.

Joey Styles: Not anymore.

DiBiase joins Barrett and Burke in the ring, gearing up for a six man tag team match tonight…

**WHAT‘S UP!?**

Rapping his way to the ring, R-TRUTH gets the fans shouting “What‘s up!?” right back at him, with Truth eventually stopping at the bottom of the ramp, waiting for his partners…

**PAPARAZZI**

MERCURY, NITRO and Melina get the red carpet treatment as always, with the WWE Tag Team Champions, making their way to the ring, for somewhat of a preview ahead of their tag team title defence against the Fight Factory at the Great American Bash in a couple of weeks time. MNM meet Truth at the bottom of the ramp, talking strategy, as we get set for some six man tag action.

Joey Styles:
Well, the rematch is set for July 20 in Charlotte. MNM will defend the WWE Tag Team Championships against The Fight Factory once again after a controversial defence last month on Smackdowns Sci-Fi debut.

Jerry Lawler: Controversial?? Melina cheated!! If it weren’t for her meddling, the Fight Factory would be champions right now!!!

Joey Styles: And in the weeks that have followed, Barrett and Burke have picked up singles wins over Nitro and Mercury and they didn’t play by the rules either, King.

Jerry Lawler: Turnabout’s fair play, Joey. You know that.

Match 2 | SIX MAN TAG TEAM MATCH:
The Fight Factory & Ted DiBiase w/Million Dollar Man vs. R-Truth & MNM w/Melina
With a back and forth opening sequence, everyone gets in for a brief period in the early going, though DiBiase wants nothing to do with R-Truth. And after quickly tagging out once Truth becomes legal, Ted is chased around the ring by Truth - desperate to get his hands on the third generation superstar. DiBiase rolls back into the ring, with Truth in hot pursuit - but Truth is cut off by the waiting Barrett. From there, the heel trio take over, singling out R-Truth … and coincidentally, DiBiase is much more keen to get tagged in with Truth worked over. The Fight Factory also showcase their own teamwork, before heading into a commercial with Truth desperately needing a tag.



Commercial Break



Back from the commercial, Truth is fighting out of a chin lock from DiBiase, taking the fight to Ted, and when he inches to make a tag, Barrett and Burke look to stop him, but Nitro leaps into the ring, knocking BOTH members of the Fight Factory down … allowing Truth to tag in Mercury!!! Mercury leaps into action, catching DiBiase, putting him down with a neck breaker, and making the cover … 1...2...BROKEN BY BURKE!!!!! The match begins to break down from that point, with all six men involved, and during the melee, Burke becomes the legal man for his team, making a blind tag off the back of DiBiase - just as MNM deliver the SNAPSHOT on Ted!!! Mercury covers again - but this time, the count cant be made with DiBiase not the legal man!!!!! MNM question the ref - unaware of the tag from Burke, as the Fight Factory regroup, and attack Mercury and Nitro!!!

Truth is disposed of too, with Barrett taking the rapper to the outside, before Burke delivers the ELIJAH EXPRESS on Mercury!!! He covers … BUT MELINA IS DISTRACTING THE REFEREE!!!!! Burke gets up, ready to confront the valet, but the Million Dollar Man grabs Melina by the foot, with Melina distracted by him now instead, shrugging him off, kicking Ted away. Nitro sees the legend grabbing at the leg of Melina and explodes, shoving DiBiase away on the outside. He then climbs up onto the apron, with Burke taking a swing at him - but eats a step up enziguri from Nitro!!!!! Burke then stumbles back, walking right into a SCISSORS KICK from Truth!!! Nitro hit’s the ring, dropkicking Barrett to the floor, as Mercury makes the cover on Eli, with Truth running off DiBiase … 1...2...3!!!!!!!
Winners: MNM & R-Truth @ 09:19

Jerry Lawler: Again - she did it again!!! Melina just screwed over the Fight Factory!!!

Joey Styles: What was it you said earlier, King?? Turnabout is fair play?? After the incidents in the last two singles matches between MNM and the Fight Factory, Burke and Barrett cant complain. But it proves one thing; Melina is a HUGE difference maker for MNM.

MNM have their arms raised in victory with R-Truth, showing respect to their partner for this night, with Melina joining them in victory in the ring. It appears Nitro and Mercury are completely unaware that Melina played a much bigger part than it first appeared.

Joey Styles: And will Melina prove to be the difference between victory and defeat for MNM in nine days time at the Great American Bash when they defend the gold against the Fight Factory??

Jerry Lawler: She oughta be BANNED from ringside, Styles!! Let these teams settle it once and for all!!!

Joey Styles: Melina’s the manager of MNM, Jerry. She has every right to be out here - especially when a team like the Fight Factory are just as willing to bend the rules.

On the outside, the recovering Burke shouts to the ring, seemingly telling MNM they only won because of the meddling Melina, with Nitro and Mercury puzzled, and turning to question Melina, asking her if what Burke is saying is true.

Melina looks to be trying to explain herself … but her team shake their heads, once again realising they’ve only beaten Barrett and Burke thanks to Melina. On the outside, Burke tries to hide a smile, but he’s clearly delighted at seeing MNM at loggerheads again tonight - despite suffering a loss tonight himself.



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Backstage now, MATT HARDY is checking on JEFF HARDY in the trainers room. Jeff is sitting up, but looks in pain, as Matt is in the middle of speaking…

Matt Hardy: …Batista and Lashley?? Yeah, they’re big, and they’re nasty. But we’re Team Extreme - right?? And we’ll get them back for this. You’ve still got the U.S Title, brother. That’s the important thing.

Jeff winces, but nods in agreement, with Matt placing the title belt on his brothers shoulder, tapping the belt as he sets it there.

Jeff Hardy: Yeah… you’re right.

Matt Hardy: And hey, I know you’re busted up right now … but, I’ve got some good news that should cheer you up. Tonight - I’m going one on one with Randy Orton.

Jeff is naturally surprised, but he nods positively at the news, happy for Matt.

Jeff Hardy: Wow. That’s great, bro. Kick ass.

The brothers bump knuckles.

Matt Hardy: I thought that’d cheer you up. I mean, who knows?? I win this match tonight, I have to be included in that title match at the Great American Bash, right?? Wouldn’t ya think??

Still clearly in pain, Jeff shrugs.

Jeff Hardy: Uh … I guess.

Matt Hardy: Yeah. And think about it - then?? I’d be WWE Champion, you’d be U.S Champion. The Hardys would be on top of the world, just as we always said we would be.

Jeff nods, with Matt clearly excited about his opportunity tonight, as the camera fades out…



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And, elsewhere, THE GODS OF WAR and Steven Richards are shown walking, as LASHLEY prepares for his big match in just a few moments with Triple H … but, stopping them on their way is the Smackdown General Manager; FINLAY.

Steven Richards: Now what??

The GM points to and addresses Batista.

Finlay: You can hit the showers. I think it’d be best that you cool off anyway after what you did to Jeff Hardy earlier.

The Animal - along with his cohorts - is furious.

Steven Richards: You cant do this to us-

Finlay: Save it. You can be out there. Just not him.

Batista stands over Finlay, furious.

Batista: This is CRAP!!!

The GM doesn’t back down, knowing his position should keep him safe from being attacked … but Richards steps in and holds Batista back anyway - just in case. Finlay walks off, as Richards tries to calm the Gods of War…

Steven Richards: Relax. Don’t let this bureaucratic nonsense distract us from what’s important. Let’s remember who we are. Who YOU are. This is OUR domain. Let’s go out there and show that to Triple H.

Batista and Lashley look to one another, saying nothing, but clearly being on the same page, as we fade out…




Commercial Break




Smackdown returns with TRIPLE H already on his way to the ring, climbing onto the apron, and spitting his water - as is tradition.

Joey Styles:
Welcome back to Smackdown - and what a match this promises to be!! For the first time ever, The Game, Triple H will go one on one with the monstrous Lashley!!

Jerry Lawler: This is a huge challenge for The Game!! I’m sure this is the last thing he wanted, so close to the Great American Bash!! After what Lashley and Batista did to The Undertaker and Kane last week - this may not end well for The Game tonight!!

**BROKEN DREAMS**

Accompanied by Steven Richards, LASHLEY looks to knock off his second legendary icon in the space of seven days, after defeating The Undertaker last week on Smackdown.

Joey Styles:
No Batista - but Lashley is more than enough for ANYONE to deal with. Lashley just defeated The Undertaker in a Casket Match a week ago on Smackdown, tonight, he’s targeting The Game.

Jerry Lawler: And you’d be hard pressed to find anyone that could ever say they beat BOTH The Undertaker and Triple H one week after the other, Styles.

Lashley leaps onto the apron, and gets into the ring, with the match set to begin. Triple H circles the ring, keeping a keen eye on Richards, wary of the presence of Lashleys manager on the outside…

Joey Styles:
Well, Triple H cannot afford to be distracted by Steven Richards on the outside. He’s got plenty to worry about IN the ring, right now.

Jerry Lawler: And then some.

**ALSO SPRACH ZARATHRUSTRA**

Joey Styles:
Wait just a minute!!

Jerry Lawler: What!? Ric Flair!!??

But he mightn’t have to worry about Richards on the floor!! RIC FLAIR appears for the second time tonight, and it’s well timed, evening the numbers for the match - with Steven Richards clearly agitated by the arrival of Flair at ringside.

Joey Styles:
And I don’t think Steven Richards will be happy about this!! But Ric Flair is here to corner Triple H - the odds just got evened King!!!

Jerry Lawler: And who better to have your back than the dirtiest player in the game, Styles!!

Match 3:
Triple H w/Ric Flair vs. Lashley w/Steven Richards
The Game and Lashley go right at it, not wasting any time, trading blows back and forth. The bigger man - Lashley - eventually takes over, hammering the ten times champion, sending him off the ropes, ducking for the return … but a face buster from Triple H rocks Lashley, and allows The Game to score with a clothesline to send Lashley over the top to the floor. Triple H follows out, and they brawl around the ring, with Flair warning Richards off - and Steven is far too much of a chicken shit to take on the Nature Boy.

Triple H is on the back foot, but manages to stop Lashleys attack with a back body drop on the floor, helping him take charge once more, before getting his formidable opponent back in the ring. As The Game gets back on the apron though, Richards provides a momentary distraction - allowing Lashley to charge into Triple H, sending him off the apron and onto the floor with a hard thud!!!!! Flair comes after Richards … but Lashley rolls out of the ring, forcing Flair to back up, as the big man works over Triple H, leading into a commercial.



Commercial Break



Back from the break, Lashley has a bear hug applied (how original) … with The Game trying to escape, pounding the head of Lashley, forcing the God of War to release the hold!! They trade blows, and The Game looks for a DDT, but Lashley escapes it, and instead drills Triple H with a Belly to Belly!!! 1...2...NO!!! Lashley gets The Game up, wanting the running power slam … but Triple H slips off the back, running Lashley into the corner, and then executes a belly to back suplex!!! Triple H doesn’t bother with a cover, and instead looks for a PEDIGREE - NO!!!! Lashley back drops out of danger!!!

From there, Lashley batters Triple H with successive clotheslines, then a corner splash, and this time DOES deliver a RUNNING POWERSLAM!!!! He hooks the leg … 1...2...SHOULDER UP!!!!! Triple H survives the power slam … but he wont survive the DOMINATOR!!! Lashley gets Triple H up, looking for his finish … but The Game wriggles free, and looks for a BACKSLIDE … BUT LASHLEY OVERPOWERS HIM!!!!! Lashley turns the backslide attempt over, with The Game rolling off the back, ducking a boot from the big man … DDT!!!!! Triple H covers … 1...2...KICK OUT!!!!!

Keeping the pressure on, The Game looks to send Lashley into the corner, but the whip is reversed, with Triple H sent in instead!! Lashley charges in - but The Game moves!!! Lashley hit’s the buckles hard, with Triple H landing with a running high knee, knocking the big man off his feet!!! Now, Triple H runs through a series of clotheslines, with Lashley looking in trouble … until he catches Triple H out of nowhere with a SPINEBUSTER!!!!! Lashley bounces to his feet, signalling the match is over, having a few words for Flair, with crazy old man Naitch climbing up onto the apron!!!!!

The referee quickly steps in, telling Flair to get off the apron, but with the referee distracted … TRIPLE H IS ABLE TO PLANT A LOW BLOW ON LASHLEY!!!!! Triple H then hooks Lashley up … PEDIGREE - NO!!! Before he can hook it up, Triple H sees Steven Richards getting on the apron, distracting The Game … whilst Flair takes care of Richards!!! Naitch drags Richards off the apron, and lights him up with chops and right hands on the floor!!! In the ring, Lashley has escaped the Pedigree attempt, and looks for a clothesline - but Triple H ducks - and Lashley takes out the referee!!!!!

Triple H and Lashley go back and forth, trading blows, until Lashley scores with a knee to the gut. He then loads The Game up for a DOMINATOR … BUT RIC FLAIR IS IN THE RING … WITH A SLEDGEHAMMER!!!!! Flair makes the most of the ref bump, and NAILS Lashleys exposed gut with the hammer!!!!! Triple H lands on his feet, and takes full advantage of the assist from Flair … DELIVERING THE PEDIGREE!!!!! Flair gives the referee a shake, then departs the ring, hiding the smoking gun; the sledgehammer … as Triple H hooks the leg … and the count is made … 1...2...3!!!!!!!!!!
Winner: Triple H @ 11:13

Joey Styles: Talk about a difference maker, King!! Melina may have played a part in MNM’s victory earlier - but Triple H has Ric Flair to thank UNDOUBTEDLY for his win tonight!!!

Jerry Lawler: Vintage Ric Flair, Styles. That was old-school Nature Boy Ric Flair!!

With more than a hint of ‘dirty’ tactics, Triple H sees off the imposing force of Lashley, thanks to a timely assist from the ‘Dirtiest Player In The Game’, Ric Flair!!! The Game rolls off Lashley, having his hand raised - with Flair re-entering the ring, and raising the arm of the man he’ll face in his final ever match a week on Sunday.

Joey Styles: Well, at the Great American Bash, Ric Flair and Triple H will lock horns, in Ric Flairs last ever match - but tonight, Triple H has Ric Flair to thank for a huge win on Smackdown.

Jerry Lawler: And look at this!! Ric Flair, in the limelight once again!! He sure is making the most of it, aint he, Joey??

Flair and Triple H stand tall in the middle of the ring (though Triple H takes a few unnerving looks at Flair as they raise their hands), as Richards collects Lashley on the floor, dishevelled and irate by what transpired here tonight - being outdone by the know-how of Flair.




Commercial Break



 

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VIDEO PACKAGE

The video begins with just a black screen, until the
‘chant’ is heard clearly…

… “E-C-DUB, E-C-DUB, E-C-DUB”…

Then, a sequence of classic ECW clips; Bam Bam Bigelow tossing Spike Dudley into the crowd and Spike crowd surfing; Rey Mysterio delivering a Hurricanrana to Juvi off a car, The Dudley Boys putting Balls Mahoney through a flaming table and Taz Tazplexing Tommy Dreamer off a balcony through a table.

… “E-C-DUB, E-C-DUB, E-C-DUB”…

Clips of RVD hitting a series of Van Daminators and Van Terminators, Sandman whacking the Singapore Cane off countless faces, whilst drinking beer and smoking on his way to the ring, and Kid Kash leaping off the ropes.

… “E-C-DUB, E-C-DUB, E-C-DUB”…

Tommy Dreamer in amongst the fans, Bam Bam Bigelow and Taz going through the ring, Sandman drinking beer off a whores breasts, Sabu colliding with barbed wire ropes.

… “E-C-DUB, E-C-DUB, E-C-DUB”…

Flashing shots of Tajiri, Dawn Marie, Justin Credible, Jerry Lynn, Mikey Whipwreck, Terry Funk, Masato Tanaka, Francine, Cactus Jack, Shane Douglas and Raven posing with his arms outstretched.

… “E-C-DUB, E-C-DUB, E-C-DUB”…

Sabu and Taz face to face, RVD diving into the crowd off a somersault plancha, Beulah getting into a cat fight, The Dudleys getting into it with fans and the ring filling up with chairs thrown in by the fans…

… “E-C-DUB, E-C-DUB, E-C-DUB”…

And end on the words hitting the screen;

ONE
NIGHT
STAND.



ECW ONE NIGHT STAND | JULY 13 | NEW YORK CITY, NY
ONLY ON PAY PER VIEW
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In an grimy, poorly lit, undisclosed location, CHRIS JERICHO is shown, staring at the camera, in the style of the old school ECW ‘Pulp Fiction’ promos…

Chris Jericho: Rob Van Dam and Paul Heyman must think they’re clever, huh?? Real smart, luring me to the Hammerstein Ballroom for One Night Stand. We all know this shouldn’t be happening. Rob Van Dam made a promise to retire when I beat him at Saturday Nights Main Event, and he should be a man of his word!!

Jericho scoffs at the thought.

Chris Jericho: But why would I expect a man of questionable - at best - morals to stay true to their word. Why should I be surprised that RVD would find a loophole for one more attempt at bashing in my face with a steel chair.

Pointing at his own face, Jericho pauses.

Chris Jericho: Yeah, I heard your promise when you hijacked Raw on Monday, Rob. Like some common thug, commandeering an area you had no right to be in.

Mr. Money in the Bank sneers at the camera.

Chris Jericho: But you can make all the promises you want, Van Dam. You’ve failed to back up ANY promise you’ve made. And you’ve never - ever - got me with that Van Terminator.

In a calm and composed manner - completely unlike his previous persona - Jericho delivers that “never, ever” line.

Chris Jericho: And you never will. Because I wont be the victim at One Night Stand. You might think you’ve got the upper hand because we’re in your environment on Sunday. But you are the victim, Van Dam. You always have been - from day one in the WWE.

He holds up one finger, then shakes his head.

Chris Jericho: That R-V-D you once were?? He’s gone. And it’s not like a light switch either - you cant just turn it back on because you‘re back where it all started. These last seven years have diluted you, Rob. Seven years out of that environment has seen you become weak. Soft. YOU - are the victim; not me.

Jericho points at the camera when indicating ‘You’ to Van Dam.

Chris Jericho: Randy Orton kicked you in the skull, and you never truly got revenge. You helped Edge qualify for the Royal Rumble - and he tossed you out to win it. I took you out at WrestleMania. You tried and FAILED to stop me from winning THIS-

For the first time, Jericho produces the Money in the Bank briefcase tonight.

Chris Jericho: And I sent you OUT of the WWE.

Jericho pauses, smirking, thinking … before speaking again.

Chris Jericho: So how fitting, Rob … how fitting, that it all ends in the dilapidated halls of the Hammerstein Ballroom. On the night E-C-W is resurrected for a One Night Stand … that RVD gets to return … one … last … time.

Still smiling, Jericho stares at the camera.

Chris Jericho: Your career is already DEAD. I was the one who killed it.

Another pause from Jericho for dramatic effect.

Chris Jericho: Sunday … Hammerstein Ballroom … I’ll BURY it … along with that relic promotion you call home.

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Back in the arena, BURCHILL is making a rare appearance on Smackdown, waiting in the ring for his opponent…

**VIRTUAL VOODOO**

And it might not be a happy appearance on Smackdown for Burchill either. Armando Estrada leads UMAGA down the ramp, giving the Samoan Bulldozer instructions on the way to the ring…

Joey Styles:
Well King, we know that Armando Estrada is furious that there’s any debate over who the most dominant force on Smackdown is - but right now, Mark Henry, under the guidance of Theodore Long is making a huge case for that crown.

Jerry Lawler:
Last week, Theodore Long took a stopwatch to time just who defeated their victim quicker - and it was his man, Mark Henry that got the job done quicker than Umaga.

Joey Styles: And there’s been a couple of instances where the two have come head to head since being drafted to Smack down a few months ago. They collided at Judgment Day during the Money in the Bank ladder match, and they were part of that fatal four way a few weeks ago on Smackdown.

Jerry Lawler: And if you ask me, it’s a matter of time before these two bulls quit circling one another and get it on!!

Match 4:
Burchill vs. Umaga w/Armando Estrada
Just a squash. Burchill gets in a few shots initially, but they’re completely no sold by Umaga, who responds with a thunderous clothesline. The usual routine follows, though Estrada is keen for Umaga to finish the job as quickly as possible, given the ongoing one-upmanship between Umaga and Mark Henry … with Umaga putting the Brit away with a SAMOAN SPIKE for the 1...2...3!!!
Winner: Umaga @ 01:02

Joey Styles: That was quick.

Jerry Lawler:
That was a message, Joey.

Joey Styles: The gauntlet just got thrown down by Umaga to Mark Henry.

Umaga buries Burchill with the lightning fast win, and Estrada looks pleased by the speed in which the Bulldozer got the job done tonight. Once Umaga has his hand raised, Estrada calls him out of the ring, leading the Samoan Bulldozer from the ring, walking up the aisle…

**SOME BODIES GONNA GET IT**

Joey Styles: Oh man-

Jerry Lawler:
Better duck for cover!! This could blow up here!!!

And at the same time, here comes MARK HENRY with Theodore Long!! As he did last week, Theodore Long is carrying a stopwatch with him, having timed the length of time it took Umaga to dispatch of Burchill.

Henry passes Umaga on the ramp - but doesn’t even acknowledge the existence of the Samoan Bulldozer … whilst Long grins at AAE, telling Estrada; “Gets ta steppin, playa!!”

On the ramp, Estrada looks insulted by the actions of Henry and Estrada, whilst Umaga has stopped too, turning to watch as Henry makes his way to the ring, where Burchill is being rolled out by the official…

Joey Styles:
One minute, four seconds it took Umaga to defeat Burchill tonight. Mark Henry is on his way out here for action … can he eclipse that benchmark?? We’ll find out in a few moments time!!!




Commercial Break




And as Smackdown returns, CHUCK PALUMBO is reaching the ring, getting the unenviable task of drawing Mark Henry tonight. At ringside, Theodore Long shows the stopwatch to the camera, shouting; “DON’T BLINK, PLAYA!!!”

Match 5:
Mark Henry w/Theodore Long vs. Chuck Palumbo
Obviously another squash. Except as Palumbo looks to bring it to Henry, he doesn’t even get any offence in. His shot is blocked, and Henry tosses him into the corner, instantly charging in with an Avalanche!! Palumbo staggers out, and eats a running shoulder block, sending him half way across the ring!!!! Henry delivers a running splash, and scoops Palumbos carcass off the canvas … FOR THE WORLDS STRONGEST SLAM!!!! 1...2...3!!!!!
Winner: Mark Henry @ 00:47

Joey Styles: What was the time?? … Forty seven?? Forty Seven SECONDS!!!

Jerry Lawler:
Estradas gonna blow a gasket backstage, Joey!!

Joey Styles: Mark Henry took the time set by Umaga, and BLEW IT OUT OF THE WATER!!! Chuck Palumbo is a former tag team champion - and he just got annihilated by the Worlds Strongest Man in less than a minute!!!

Theodore Long is delighted on the outside, proudly displaying the time on his stopwatch, shouting to the camera; “READ IT AND WEEP PLAYA!!” … clearly sending a message to Estrada.

Joey Styles: Last week, Mark Henry bettered Umaga by NINE seconds … tonight?? FIFTEEN seconds. The Worlds Strongest Man is making a major argument for being recognised as the baddest man on Smackdown!!

Jerry Lawler:
I think we need to find out the proper way, Joey. I think we need to see it; Mark Henry versus Umaga!!!

Joey Styles: What a battle that could be, King!! TWO unstoppable forces - but sooner or later, something has to give!!

Mark Henry stands tall in the ring, pounding his chest, growling, with Long applauding, delighted with the showing from the Worlds Strongest Man.



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Cutting backstage, JOSH MATHEWS is standing by with EPICO and PRIMO, who stand with their back to the camera initially, wearing jackets with the words ‘SAN JUAN EXPRESS’ on the back.

Josh Mathews: Gentlemen, last week, the two of you were sent running by two men you’ve made your enemies since arriving in the WWE; Kofi Kingston and M.V.P. Obviously, you couldn’t have expected Kofi and M.V.P to align with one another to take you on, but with Carlito taking a leave of absence, Kofi appears to have found himself a new partner - at least for now - as they have issued a challenge to the two of you to face them in a match at the Great American Bash. Your thoughts??

The Colons look to one another, with Epico speaking up first.

Epico: First off - we accept. Seein as Carlito has gone into hidin, we’ll make do with that partner of his. We’ll give Kofi Kingston credit for one thing anyway - at least he’s willing to stand up and fight like a man!!

Primo takes over.

Primo: And it makes a change to see M.V.P grow a set to stand up and fight. I’m more used to him being a low life trying to end careers - like he tried to do to me!!

Epico pats Primo on the shoulder, with Primo nodding, and settling himself before speaking again.

Primo: As for last week?? I guess Kofi and Porter can be happy with themselves. They caught us on the hop - but that element of surprise?? It wont be there again - and it sure wont be there at the Great American Bash.

Epico nods.

Epico: That’s right - there wont be ANY surprises at the Bash. There’s no way we’re gonna lose to a pair of strangers!! The two of us have been a team throughout our entire lives. We’re like brothers - not Carlito. We’ve grown up together, we’ve always had each others backs. Kofi Kingston and MVP?? Do they even LIKE each other??

Primo: No. That’s the answer. They just have one thing in common - they’ve been getting their asses kicked by the San Juan Express!!!

Primo turns, showing the back of his jacket again, with Epico running his index finger along the words, before he speaks up again.

Epico: And at the Great American Bash, the two strangers are gonna have one more thing in common … they’ll LOSE to the San Juan Express!!!

The cousins nod in agreement to one another, before Primo addresses the camera.

Primo: Carlito?? Brother … we haven’t forgotten about you. Don’t think just because you’re off the grid that we have. You’ll have to face us sooner or later.

Epico: And don’t go thinking that now your tag team partner found himself a new team mate that you can come crawling onto our side either. Looks like you’re on your own.

Primo chuckles…

Primo: And that’s not cool … is it?? Too bad.

Having used Carlitos famous catchphrase, the San Juan Express scoff, both humoured by the last line from Primo, as we fade out…



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A vignette now airs, as we see THE BRIAN KENDRICK for the first time in a few weeks after his self-imposed exile. Kendrick is in a waiting area of a building, sat amongst other young, good looking men, all well dressed, none of which are taking a particular interest in Kendrick…

The Brian Kendrick: Missed me?? Of course you have. But fear not, I’ll be back on Smackdown in two weeks.

Kendrick nods.

The Brian Kendrick: What have I been up to??

Asking the question as if the audience watching at home have just asked him. He puffs his cheeks.

The Brian Kendrick:
All kinds of stuff. Too much to mention - but thanks for asking.

Kendrick winks to the camera, then pans the camera showing the waiting room he’s in.

The Brian Kendrick:
Today, I’m here at a casting call. They call them ‘auditions’ … but it’s a mere formality. You’ll soon be seeing my face and this hair on billboards - all over the globe!!

Excitedly, Kendrick turns the camera back to himself, then shakes his head, and wags his finger.

The Brian Kendrick:
But don’t worry, I’m not gonna go all “Hollywood” on my fans like that crock Dwayne Johnson. I mean … how can I “go” Hollywood, seeing as I’ve always been a superstar.

TBK shakes his head.

The Brian Kendrick:
No, even when I’m the most sought after hair model on the planet, I’ll still have time for you people. I mean, it is Smackdown on Sci-Bri for a reason!!

Nodding, Kendrick smiles at the camera, as a young woman - possibly a receptionist approaches.

Young Woman:
Er, excuse me - you cant film in here.

Kendrick blows her off.

The Brian Kendrick:
Oh, it’s okay, it’s for a documentary.

Young Woman:
What’s the documentary??

The Brian Kendrick:
It’s uh, just a diary of my superstar lifestyle. Don’t you recognise me??

She looks at Kendrick, trying to see if she can place him … but shakes her head.

Young Woman:
… No??

Kendrick rolls his eyes.

The Brian Kendrick:
Come on. Think about it!!

Young Woman:
Uhm…

Kendrick motions his hand around, as if to hurry the woman up, but gives up and tells her himself.

The Brian Kendrick:
The Brian Kendrick??

Still, the woman doesn’t appear to be familiar with him.

Young Woman:
Uh … I don’t … think I’ve heard of you.

Kendrick shakes his head.

The Brian Kendrick:
You recognise me. You’ll kick yourself later when you realize it.

Young Woman:
O-kay. Sure. But you need to switch that off or you’ll have to leave.

Kendrick instantly moves to turn the camera off, not wanting to blow his chance at the audition.



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Back in the arena, the ring is set up for a CONTRACT SIGNING, with Smackdown GM Finlay standing, awaiting the arrival of…

**FLIGHT OF THE VALKYRIES**

Wearing jeans, and an open collared shirt with the sleeves partially rolled up, BRYAN DANIELSON enters the arena to a strong reaction from the fans, ahead of this contract signing for the 30 Minute Iron Man Match at the Great American Bash.

Joey Styles:
In nine days time, Bryan Danielson will have the chance to win back the Cruiserweight title he feels she should never have lost in the first place. At the Great American Bash, Danielson challenges Jamie Noble in a thirty minute Iron Man match, and we’re about to make it official after this commercial break!!




Commercial Break




Back on Smackdown, JAMIE NOBLE - surprisingly in a suit - is entering the ring with his title over his shoulder, eventually setting it on the table across from Danielson. Finlay presides over the festivities.

Finlay: Thank you, gentlemen. Tonight, we’re here to publicly make this Iron Man match at the Great American Bash official. 30 Minutes. Most falls at the end of those thirty minutes will be the Cruiserweight Champion.

Noble and Danielson continue to stare at one another across the table.

Finlay: In addition, I want to make it clear that should the scores be tied after those thirty minutes - there WILL be sudden death overtime.

Pop from the fans, relieved that there WILL be a winner. Noble doesn’t look as pleased though.

Finlay: Because gentlemen, this rivalry WILL end on July 20 in Charlotte. There MUST be a winner. Understood??

Jamie Noble: Yeah, I hear ya. So shut yer trap, boss, an’ let the champ have his say!!

Heat. Noble shows absolutely no respect for the GM. Finlay raises his eyebrows, but surprisingly, despite the attitude of Noble, the Irishman takes a step back, letting the Cruiserweight champ speak.

Jamie Noble: Here we go again!! Everything bein weighted in the favourite sons favour. Overtime?? No advantage for the champion?? Why don’t ya just go ahead and give him a one fall headstart!!!?? I know that’s what you want!!

Finlay shakes his head, whilst Danielson cant help but laugh at the paranoid accusations from Noble. Noble glares across the table at Danielson, pointing at the challenger as he speaks.

Jamie Noble: Danielson - I’m sick of havin to look at that stupid face of yours, but I’ll never tire of smashin it to pieces!! I’m fed up of dealin with ya, but because you’re the teachers pet, he keeps handin you lifelines like candy canes!!

Danielson shakes his head. Noble then turns his attentions back to the GM.

Jamie Noble: So I hope you keep your word, Finlay. I hope this IS the last shot Danielson gets, and you don’t dream up some other way to give him another crack at what’s mine.

Danielson - fed up with Noble - speaks up.

Bryan Danielson: Why are you so bitter, Jamie?? You’re the Cruiserweight Champion - for now, at least - I gave you three shots at the title before you won it. Yet, you cant fathom why I’m getting a rematch?? Need I remind you that I did beat you - again - in the Quarter-Finals of the King of the Ring tournament??

Jamie Noble: You don’t need to remind me of a single thing, boy. So you can shut yer trap too. I’m bitter because it took me to put my stinkin career on the line to get my last shot at this title. What have you put up?? Nothin. That’s what. I put my career on the line to win this title. I didn’t get praised for takin that risk. I wasn’t celebrated for bein the FIRST man to beat you. What did I get?? Abuse. Abuse from these nobodies out here!!!

Cheap heat. Noble picks the belt up, slapping the centre of it.

Jamie Noble: I had people tellin me I didn’t deserve this. That I took advantage of poor ‘ol Danielson. Damn straight I took advantage. And if you had the NUTS to put your career on the line, you’d do the same!!

Danielson shakes his head. Noble meanwhile, places the belt back down, pointing at it as he speaks.

Jamie Noble: But even after I won this title, you STILL got the spotlight. Even though I’m Cruiserweight Champion now, I’m STILL bein overshadowed by you!!! And I’m sick of it!!!

Boos.

Jamie Noble: At Judgment Day, I proved to the world I’m the better man. I proved I’m the best damn Cruiserweight on this planet. So at the Great American Bash, over thirty minutes, I’ll prove that despite appearances, and despite what you all think … I’m smarter than you, Danielson.

Noble shakes his head - he’s not finished.

Jamie Noble: Not only am I smarter, but I’ll prove I’m more durable than you over thirty minutes too. And just like you failed to do when it came to the crunch in the King of the Ring finals - you’re not gonna get over the finish line with this title around yer stinkin waist!!! Ya hear me, boy!?

Bryan Danielson: I hear everything you’re saying, Jamie. And keep talking. Please. You’re just making a fool of yourself. Because I don’t know how you can sit there with a straight face and tell me that you’re the best Cruiserweight on the planet. Not after I beat you in March, I beat you in April and I beat you again last month in the King of the Ring tournament.

Noble gets angry, agitated at Danielson hitting him with the truth.

Bryan Danielson: Yeah, you beat me at Judgment Day - and don’t you just love to remind me about it. But every other time we’ve wrestled, it’s been MY hand raised at the end.

Jamie Noble: Only after getting your hide beaten black and blue by me.

Heat. Danielson throws his head back, fed up of hearing the same thing from Noble every time.

Jamie Noble: You didn’t win those matches, Danielson, you survived.

Bryan throws his arms up in despair. Noble then points to Finlay.

Jamie Noble: And despite your Daddy here thinkin this Iron Man match gives you an advantage… It suits me perfect.

“Well, that‘s a relief” - mouths Bryan sarcastically from across the table.

Jamie Noble: Because over the course of thirty minutes, you might get lucky - ONCE. But I’m gonna have thirty long minutes to correct any luck you might get. And lemme tell ya this, boy … I’ve got me the perfect gameplan in mind to destroy you at the Great American Bash.

Noble stands up - and automatically, so does Danielson - with the fans cheering, expecting things to get physical.

Jamie Noble: With all I have in mind to do to you, y’can forget any talk of sudden death - there wont be any need. This aint even gonna be close. It’s gonna be a blowout!!!

Boos for Noble, with the champion signing the contract, and tossing it across the table, as Danielson picks his mic up, addressing the crowd.

Bryan Danielson: Finally, Jamie Noble is happy about something!!!

Danielson mockingly makes that address, with Noble not impressed. Bryan signs the contract himself, and passes it to Finlay, before speaking again.

Bryan Danielson: I’m glad you’re happy, Jamie. So now, once it’s all said and done, and I’m walking out with the Cruiserweight title after thirty long minutes … you wont have any excuses for losing, will you??

“I aint gonna lose!!” - shouts Noble off the mic.

Bryan Danielson: I’m just about done trying to be civil with you, Jamie. I’ve tried to be professional about this - but you’ve done everything you possibly could to make it personal.

Danielson, getting fired up, points across the table at Noble.

Bryan Danielson: You’ve refused to give me credit for anything I’ve done. You’ve had an excuse for every time I’ve beaten you. But you wont have any excuses for the Iron Man match next Sunday. For starters, you’ve used just about every excuse in the book anyway - but more importantly; I wont let you have any excuses.

Pop.

Bryan Danielson: And as for this Iron Man Match at the Great American Bash being a blow out?? That’s what I’m planning on - and that way, you’ll have NO excuses left.

Another pop for Danielson.

Bryan Danielson: Because after listening to you call me lucky for beating you THREE times, I’m just about done trying to be the bigger man.

Danielson leans over the table slightly, getting closer to Noble, who rages on the other side.

Bryan Danielson: Instead, at the Great American Bash - I’m just gonna KICK YOUR HEAD IN!!!!

NOBLE SUDDENLY TIPS THE TABLE OVER!!!!!

Danielson is knocked down by the table, and Noble shrugs off Finlay trying to intervene … NAILING DANIELSON WITH THE TITLE BELT AS HE GETS BACK UP - RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES!!!!

Joey Styles:
CHEAP SHOT!!! THAT’S A CHEAP SHOT FROM JAMIE NOBLE!!!!

Jerry Lawler:
So?? It’s all about percentages, Joey. Noble is gaining the advantage right here!!!

Finlay is then able to restrain Noble - but it’s too late, the damage is done!! Noble gets his shot in on Danielson, and is ushered from the ring by Finlay and a set of referees, with the General Manager ordering people to check on Danielson.

Noble is ushered up the ramp, raising his title belt, shouting to the ring; “KICK MY HEAD IN?? I‘M GONNA CAVE YOURS IN BOYYY!!!” In the ring, Danielson is helped to sit up, holding his head, worse for wear…

Joey Styles:
That was uncalled for!! Jamie Noble just blasted Bryan Danielson with the Cruiserweight title - but in nine days, Noble might just find himself handing Danielson that very same title!! Thirty Minute Iron Man Match at the Great American Bash!! I cannot wait, King!!

Jerry Lawler:
And if it wasn’t personal before, Joey - you can be sure it is now!!!




Commercial Break




 
 


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VIDEO PACKAGE

Opening shot of the American Flag waving proudly.

“Come join us for a CELEBRATION!!”

Sounds of fireworks going off, in between high impact moves from Batista, Kurt Angle & MNM.

“Of all things AMERICAN!!”

Shots of fans celebrating, in amongst Triple H spitting water, Bryan Danielson soaring out of the ring and Edge setting off his pyro.

“It‘s Smackdowns biggest PARTY of the year”

Champagne bottle cork flying off, street parties and beach parties, with shots of Melina’s famous ring entrance, Jeff Hardy delivering a Swanton and MVP bursting through his set.

“It‘s a GREAT …”

Fireworks and flashing shots of Lashley, Jamie Noble, Matt Hardy in action.

“… AMERICAN … ”

Cheers and shots of Triple H, Kurt Angle, Edge hitting finishers.

“… BASH!!!”



WWE GREAT AMERICAN BASH | JULY 20 | CHARLOTTE, NC
ONLY ON PAY PER VIEW
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Back at ringside, JOEY STYLES and JERRY LAWLER are looking at the camera…

Joey Styles: We’re moments away from our main event tonight, which sees the in-ring return of Randy Orton, going one on one with Matt Hardy … but King, in nine days time, at the Great American Bash, Orton has his long awaited rematch for the WWE Title he lost at WrestleMania.

Jerry Lawler:
Edge took nearly three months off Ortons career with a spear through the barrier, here on Smackdown - now, Orton wants to take BACK the title he lost to Edge at WrestleMania, and he thinks he has the perfect weapon to do it; the RKO.

Joey Styles: Well, the RKO looked to have won Randy Orton that match at WrestleMania, until it was revealed that Edge had his foot on the rope. He didn’t kick out of the RKO, and Orton, as you say, believes that’s all he’ll need to win back the title he held for an entire year on July 20 in Charlotte. But - before the Great American Bash, Jerry, I know how you feel about it - ECW One Night Stand is THIS Sunday; FORTY EIGHT hours away just!!!

Jerry Lawler:
Thank God it’s almost over, and then we can forget that crap ever existed.

Joey Styles: Jerry’s feelings aside, it’s an incredible line up that Paul Heyman has put together for the Hammerstein Ballroom on Sunday. Two legends will go hell for leather - it’s one for the road between Cactus Jack and Terry Funk!!!

Jerry Lawler:
I hope the cheque clears before Sunday!! I know Terry Funk is crazy, but I always thought Mick Foley saved his money - he must be desperate if he needs to mutilate his body AGAIN in a bingo hall for a second-rate payday!!

Joey Styles: It’s not about money, King. It’s passion. Passion for ECW. Something you’ll never understand - I’m not having this conversation with you again, okay?? If you don’t like what we’re talking about, why don’t you just sit there and be quiet for a minute!? Ladies and Gentlemen, we’ll also see Rob Van Dam - despite being banished from the WWE - return to ECW, to take on Chris Jericho … two former ECW Champions will go one on one when Jerry Lynn faces Justin Credible, and for the last time - Tommy Dreamer and Raven face off in their final encounter!!

Jerry Lawler:
Somebody play Randy Ortons music, please!! Get a star out here already. Talking about these hacks. I can hear television sets switching off all over the country!!! Justin WHO?? Is that the guy who wrestled here with a jockstrap on his face?? I’m just amazed he didn’t keep it on to wrestle in ECW and save himself the humiliation!!

Joey Styles: You know, I’d love to see you show up on Sunday and say this to these guys faces and the ECW fans.

Jerry Lawler:
I’d rather pass a kidney stone than show up in that dump.

Joey Styles: Just as I thought. You talk a big game, King.

**METALINGUS**

Dressed in his street clothes, the WWE Champion, EDGE enters the arena to join Joey Styles and Jerry Lawler on commentary for the main event.

Jerry Lawler: You wouldn’t catch Edge dead in ECW, I know that. He’s gonna be wrestling in front of twenty thousand people in Charlotte a week on Sunday at the Great American Bash!!

Joey Styles: Shut up, King!! Yes, Edge will defend the WWE Championship at the Great American Bash, we just discussed that. There’ll be the thirty minute Iron Man match for the Cruiserweight Championship too. Tag team titles will be on the line, and the small matter of Ric Flairs last match ever. I’m well aware of the Great American Bash. It’s gonna be an unforgettable night, King. But so too will ECW One Night Stand on Sunday.

Jerry Lawler:
Unforgettable like a car-wreck.

Edge joins Styles and Lawler at ringside, shaking hands with both men.

Joey Styles: Edge, it’s a pleasure to have you out here with us for the main event.

Jerry Lawler: Hey Edge, settle a bet - would you be caught dead at that Extremely Crappy Wrestling reunion on Sunday??

Edge: I’m otherwise engaged, but I know for sure I’ll be watching on Pay Per View, King. I cant wait, to be honest. Tommy Dreamer and Raven - one last time?? Sounds kinda cool to me.

Joey Styles: Cat got your tongue, King??

Jerry Lawler:
There’s no accounting for taste.

**VOICES**

The long, slow walk of RANDY ORTON begins, with the man Edge faces at the Great American Bash in the WrestleMania rematch making his way to the ring for his first match in three months after injury.

Joey Styles: Edge, in nine days, you’ll meet Randy Orton with the WWE Title on the line. It’s been a long time coming due to Ortons injury, but the rematch is now in place. How do you intend on countering the threat of the RKO??

Edge: The same way I defend every threat, Joey - hit ‘em with a spear.

Jerry Lawler: If you can, that is. You know as well as anyone, Edge - Randy Orton can hit that RKO out of nowhere. You cant see it coming!! And let’s face it, if it weren’t for those ropes at WrestleMania, you wouldn’t be sitting here right now with that WWE title.

Edge: Well, that’s your opinion, King. The fact is, I did get that rope break, and I did recover to win the WWE Title. Orton says he focused too much on my neck - I say he didn’t realise one important thing; he simply lost to the better man at WrestleMania.

Orton reaches ringside, walking past the announce table, eyeballing Edge as he strolls around, with Edge saying on commentary; “Yeah, I see you. Keep walking Randy…”

Joey Styles:
Tension rising here at Penn State. There’s clearly no love lost between Orton and Edge!!

Jerry Lawler:
Edge took three months off the mans career, Styles. Obviously there’s no love lost!!

**LIVE FOR THE MOMENT**

MATT HARDY hit’s the stage, all kinds of fired up for what he perceives a MASSIVE opportunity to gatecrash the main event title picture tonight, whilst Orton pays little attention - and keeps eyeballing Edge from the ring.

Joey Styles: Well here’s some big news - I’ve just been given word that at the Great American Bash, Matt and Jeff Hardy will team up to take on the Gods of War!!!

Jerry Lawler: I guess that kills any hopes Matt had of inserting himself in that WWE Title match at the Great American Bash then, huh?? I wonder if he even knows!!

Joey Styles: I’m pretty sure he isn’t aware of it, King. But … good God … it’s not any old match - TABLES, LADDERS AND CHAIRS will be legal!!!!

Edge:
Ouch. I know a thing or two about those matches.

Jerry Lawler: TLC?? A TLC match?? Oh MY!!!

Joey Styles: For the first time in the history of TLC - the match will be won by pinfall or submission, but tables, ladders and chairs will ALL be legal!!! Talk about an equalizer for the Hardys!!!

Jerry Lawler: That’s huge!!!

Joey Styles: I guess it’s not just ECW that can get extreme, huh, King?? But it’s fine for WWE to have matches like this, right??

Lawler has no answer. Hardy hit’s the ring, GOING STRAIGHT FOR THE DISTRACTED ORTON WITH A ROLL UP!!!!!


Main Event:
Randy Orton vs. Matt Hardy
1...2...NO!!! Orton was nearly taken by surprise, but he JUST barely kicks out of the school boy. Finding his feet, Orton is besieged by Hardy, who peppers the former champion with stiff right hands by the ropes, and a clothesline takes both men out of the ring!!! On the outside, Matt hammers Randy some more, slamming his face off the steps, then shoots him into the steps too!!! Orton cant get time to settle, with Hardy all over him in the early going, as we head to the final commercial of the night, and it’s Matt Hardy surprisingly dominating a rusty looking, distracted, Randy Orton.



Commercial Break



Back from the commercial, we’re back in the ring, but Hardy is still in charge, though we get clips from during the commercial of Orton getting on top for a brief period. Matt opens up on Orton in the ring, smashing his face off the top turnbuckle, sending him into the opposite corner, hitting his clothesline and bulldog combo for a near fall … and begins to set himself for the TWIST OF FATE - but Orton escapes, and instantly slips out of the ring to reset … but Hardy isn’t interested in giving Orton a time out. He scores with a baseball slide, then, catapults Orton into the ring post!!!

Matt gets Orton back inside, but Orton kicks out of the cover before a count is even made. Matt follows Orton to the corner, hammering him with mounted punches, forcing the referee to step in and back Hardy up momentarily. Matt is still right on the former champion though, beating him into the corner with big right hands, loading up to send Orton across to the opposite corner - reversed by Orton!! Hardy hit’s the corner, and Orton follows in, but Matt stops him with a reverse elbow!! Randy staggers back, and Matt charges out of the corner - RIGHT INTO A SNAP POWERSLAM FROM ORTON!!!!! Cover from Orton … 1...2...HARDY KICKS OUT!!!!!

Orton now looks to take control in his methodical style, delivering the famous Garvin Stomp to Matt, looking to wear Hardy down, with Edge pointing out that this is what Orton loves to do - slow it down, and systematically break his opponent down. After stomping all over Hardy, Orton drops a big knee, and makes the cover, 1...2...NO!!! Right off the kick out, Orton applies the boring chinlock OF DOOM~!! Eating up some time, Orton keeps the hold applied, cranking on the neck, but Hardy - clearly fired up tonight - does his best to fight back, beating his way out of the chinlock, sparking a fight back, but Orton ducks a shot, then puts Matt right back down with his trademark inverted backbreaker!!! 1...2...KICK OUT!!!!!

Orton then follows a retreating Hardy to the corner, relentlessly stomping him down, before hoisting Hardy up top for a superplex. There though, Hardy fights it - desperate to avoid the superplex … and after trading blows with Randy, Matt shoves Orton off the top, with Randy landing hard on the canvas … allowing Matt to fly with a HUGE LEG DROP FROM THE TOP!!!!! Hook of the leg … 1...2...ORTON KICKS OUT!!!! Undeterred, Hardy is back on his feet, slamming Orton back down before once again climbing the ropes … LOOKING FOR A MOONSAULT OFF THE TOP … NO ONE HOME!!!!!

Orton rolled out of danger, and with both men slow to recover, they take their time getting back up - but it’s the former WWE Champion that strikes first, beating Hardy into the ropes with a series of European Uppercuts, then sends him off the ropes, ducking for the return - KICKED AWAY by Hardy - and Matt follows up, catching Randy with a RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP!!! Matt hooks the leg, 1...2...KICK OUT FROM ORTON!!! Despite the kick out, Hardy remains focused, setting himself on the middle rope, waiting for Orton to stir - coming off with an elbow to the back of a doubled over Orton!! Quickly, Hardy drags Orton up, looking for a reverse neck breaker - BUT ORTON COUNTERS … RKO-

NO!!!!!

Hardy shoves Orton away, narrowly avoiding an RKO out of nowhere, and looks for a clothesline as Orton bounces back off the ropes - ducked by Orton - dropkick to Hardy!!! And the dropkick sends Hardy tumbling out of the ring!!! With Matt now on the back foot, Orton rolls out to the floor to take advantage, and out there, we see the sinister side of the former WWE Champion, slamming Matts head off the announce desk - right in front of Edge!! Orton talks trash to Edge, with Edge giving plenty back, as Orton proceeds to slam Hardys head off the table again. Orton then rams Matt into the ring post, before peeling off the protective mats at ringside … and shapes up to PILEDRIVE Hardy on the EXPOSED FLOOR …

NO!!!!!

Matt escapes another perilous situation, with a back body drop!!! Orton smacks his back off the exposed floor, and Hardy recovers, tossing Orton back in the ring … but as Hardy follows in, he climbs through the ropes … GETTING CAUGHT BY ORTON … WHO DELIVERS THE HANGMANS DDT THROUGH THE ROPES!!!!!!!! Orton hooks the leg … 1...2...FOOT ON THE ROPE!!!!!! Hardy survives - but only thanks to the rope!!!!! Orton is livid, and pounds the mat in frustration, as Styles notes that was how Edge survived the RKO at Wrestle Mania … but Orton doesn’t intend on making that mistake here!!! Crouching down, Orton slams the mat with his fists, stalking Hardy … waiting for Matt to get back to his feet.

Matt - clearly out of sorts after the Hangman DDT moments ago - with no idea what’s about to come … peels off the ropes … RKO - NO!!!!! Matt counters the RKO - AGAIN!!! He tosses Orton away, with Randy slamming off the canvas, buying Hardy time to recover from the sick DDT. Orton struggles back up, coming at Hardy again - RUNNING RIGHT INTO THE SIDE EFFECT!!!!! 1...2...KICK OUT!!!!! Hardy covers his face in disbelief, and now it’s his turn to punch the canvas in frustration. Matt pushes back to his feet, and it’s his turn now to stalk Orton … readying himself for Randy to reach his feet … TWIST OF FATE - NO - RKO!!!!!!!!!! Orton spins out and plants Hardy with the RKO!!!!! 1...2...3!!!!!!!!!
Winner: Randy Orton @ 11:39

It’s a return win for Randy Orton after three months off, and it’s notably an RKO from nothing that finishes off Hardy.

Joey Styles: Not a straightforward win by any stretch of the imagination - but Randy Orton, after three months on the shelf, has returned to Smackdown and with the RKO, he’s seen off a game, game Matt Hardy!!

Jerry Lawler: Any ring rust Randy Orton was carrying will be long gone now, Joey. Edge - you better be ready for the Great American Bash, because Ortons ready too!!!

Edge: Don’t you worry about that, King - I’m ready for Orton.

Joey Styles: And Orton has not taken his eyes off this announce table since the three count went down. And it’s a fair assumption he’s not looking at myself or Jerry Lawler…

Orton has his arm raised - but his focus is all on Edge outside, eyeing the WWE Champion on commentary, with the Rated ‘R’ Superstar climbing up from his seat, standing tall with the WWE Championship raised aloft.

Joey Styles: And here’s some big news - NEXT WEEK on Smackdown - two nights before the Great American Bash, Edge and Randy Orton will be in the same ring at the same time!! How about this for a preview for the Great American Bash; Randy Orton will team up with the Cruiserweight Champion, Jamie Noble … to take on Bryan Danielson and the WWE Champion, Edge!!!

Jerry Lawler: NEXT WEEK??

Joey Styles: Next week, King. Forty eight hours before Smackdown returns to Pay Per View - what a match!!! Edge and Orton will clash next week on Smackdown!!!! Don’t miss it!!!!

Just like last week though, Orton - with a smirk - taps his wrist, indicating that time is running out for Edge … but on the outside, Edge shakes his head defiantly … as Smackdown goes off the air…
 



END OF SHOW


 
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Official Card for ECW One Night Stand:
July 13 2008 | Hammerstein Ballroom, New York City NY

 
GRUDGE MATCH:
Rob Van Dam vs. Chris Jericho

THE FINAL SHOWDOWN:
Rav
en vs. Tommy Dreamer

ONE FOR THE ROAD:
Cactus Jack vs Terry Funk

THREE WAY DANCE:
Super Crazy vs. Tajiri vs. Kid Kash

ONE ON ONE:
Jerry Lynn vs. Justin Credible

LUCHA SHOWCASE:
Rey Mysterio vs. Psichosis

WWE HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH:
The Miz vs. ANY ECW Alumni


 
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Official Card for WWE Great American Bash:
July 20 2008 | Time Warner Cable Arena, Charlotte NC
Theme Music; ‘Leave The Memories Alone’ by Fuel

 
RIC FLAIRS FINAL MATCH:
Ric Flair vs. Triple H

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WWE Championship Match:
Edge defends against Randy Orton

WWE Tag Team Championships Match:
MNM
w/Melina defend against The Fight Factory

WWE Cruiserweight Championship | 30 Minute Iron Man Match:
Jamie Noble defends against Bryan Danielson

!! TABLES - LADDERS - AND CHAIRS !!
The Gods of War
w/Steven Richards vs. The Hardy Boys
*Match must be won by pinfall or submission; Tables, Ladders & Chairs are legal*

Tag Team Grudge Match:
The San Juan Express vs. Kofi Kingston & M.V.P
 
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Man I am loving the booking on Smackdown, Chris Jericho's heel run is magic and the same with the Bryan and Noble feud. Richards really should have been used as a great manager in WWE him with Batista and Lashley is very entertaining. Hints were also dropped in a jealous Matt Hardy with Summerslam around the corner, I can't wait to see what you have planned!
 
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ECW
ONE NIGHT STAND
July 13 2008 | Hammerstein Ballroom, New York City, NY







...

~ OPEN DIRECTLY INTO THE ARENA AND A MOLTEN HOT CROWD

E-C-DUB
E-C-DUB
E-C-DUB
E-C-DUB
E-C-DUB

AS JOEY STYLES…

… AND JOEL GERTNER STAND CENTRE RING.

E-C-DUB
E-C-DUB
E-C-DUB
E-C-DUB
E-C-DUB

The emotional Styles welcomes the fans to ECW One Night Stand, promising a night none of the ECW faithful will ever forget, thanking them for not letting ECW die, crediting the fans for this night happening. Styles then hands it over to his broadcast partner, who enjoys taking centre stage…

“Well, well, well…”

It is I …

The man for all seasons,
Who cant get on TV for numerous reasons…

…Call it public image, or call it politics…
…I think it’s cause I’m hornier than a dog with two DICKS!!!”

The rambunctious ECW fans cheer wildly for the return of Joel Gertners dirty limericks, and Styles hides his face with his hand.

“The WWE divas want my schlong down their jaw…
…And if I have my pick, it’s Kelly Kelly staring up in Awe…”

More cheers for Gertner … but he wags his finger; he’s not finished yet.

“As I prepare to lay the Smack down … … ‘Cause I’m goin in RAWWWWW!!!!”

Gertner fires up the fans, and waits out the rowdy reaction with a smirk on his face, before finally finishing his routine.

“The Quintessential Stud-muffin … Joel…

Ladies; Remember this moment, with my COCK in your hand…

I wish you well in your future endeavours …
…Because this is a ONE … NIGHT … STAND!!!

…Gertner.”

The fans erupt, giving Joel Gertner a big pop for his efforts, with Styles once again taking over, looking to get back on track, beginning to talk about the line up for tonights one night revival of ECW-

**GREAT GATES OF KIEV**

It’s MOLTEN heat for none other than the vocal anti-ECW campaigner JERRY LAWLER!!! Joey Styles Smackdown broadcast partner IS HERE, despite declining Styles invitation on Smackdown two nights ago - and the fans fucking HATE HIM!!! Lawler stands at the top of the stage, and trots down the steps, as he begins to cut a promo…

“I had to come here to see this CRAP for myself!!”

The heat is off the charts for Lawler, as he continues to speak on his way down the aisle.

“I honestly cannot believe that Vince McMahon has allowed this monstrosity to happen!!”

Lawler shakes his head.

“Because that‘s who you morons need to thank for this nonsense tonight. Paul Heyman couldn’t afford to put this show together - not even in this run down hell hole!!”

More heat for Lawler.

“This is all down to Mr. McMahon!! You idiots should be on your knees thanking the man for giving you this tonight!!!

A “FUCK YOU LAWLER” chant is audibly loud inside the arena, and King shakes his head whilst smiling.

“I see the clientele still hasn’t changed anyway!! A bunch of unemployable, uneducated, inbred morons!!

The chant only grows louder, and King notices the anger rising from the fans.

“What‘s the matter?? Did your sisters all have dates with your Cousins tonight??”

Lawler loudly laughs over the mic, further riling the fans. Lawler climbs into the ring, looking to plead with Styles.

“Come on Joey, save yourself while you can. Vince McMahon dragged you out of this gutter - don’t climb back in it!!”

The King points out Gertner.

“Look at this geek!!!”

Boos for Lawler insulting Gertner, with Joel looking rather uncomfortable. Styles shakes his head, telling Lawler to stop.

“I heard your little rhyme there pal … Real cute. I bet the only female action you‘ve ever seen is when you paint your nails before you jerk off!!!”

Gertner looks embarrassed, and Lawler laughs, still pointing at Gertner.

“I‘ve seen better heads on a pimple!!! No wonder you never got hired by the WWE - you‘ve got the perfect face for radio!!!”

Lawler wont let up…

“What‘ve you been doing for the last seven years since ECW went outta business?? Selling shade down the beach?? Huh, fat boy??”

Lawler pokes Gertners belly, with Joel reacting, shoving Kings arm away - when Styles steps in and gets in Lawlers face to a big pop!!!!! Lawler laughs, but it’s not funny for JOEY STYLES;

“That’s ENOUGH, Jerry!!!”

HUGE POP!!! Styles stands up to The King, with Lawler looking amused by Joey standing his ground.

“I’m SICK and TIRED of listening to your old, tired act!!! Week in, week out on Smackdown, with your joke book that hasn’t changed since the SEVENTIES!!!”

“JOEY” chants start to pick up steam, with Lawler amused by it all, looking around as Styles berates him.

“You want to talk about relevance?? About ECW being left dead and buried?? You haven’t been relevant in TWENTY YEARS - but the WWE still employs you!! And given the size of your own waistband, I’d say whatever you’re getting paid is too much --- BURGER KING!!!”

More cheers, and a ‘BUR-GER KING’ chant starts gathering pace, with Lawler telling the fans to shut up, until Styles gets back in his face.

“The last year of my life has SUCKED working for the WWE!!! And it’s worsened TEN FOLD since I got saddled with you six months ago!!!”

Lawler shakes his head, bemused by Styles ungratefulness of his job in the WWE.

“I only agreed to work on Smackdown because of the opportunity to work with Taz again. Then, he left to work elsewhere - but that was okay, because I got to work with Paul Heyman again. Then, he moved on too. And I got stuck WITH YOU!!!”

Styles points his finger right in Lawlers chest.

“YOU - a washed up, so called “colour” commentator who sits for two hours every week on Smackdown denigrating performers that bust their ass week in week out, and treating the female talent like Melina as if she’s a piece of meat!!!”

Funnily, the mention of Melina brings a smile to Gertners face.

“She’s a YOUNG woman, King!!! Young enough to be your GRAND DAUGHTER!!! You should be ASHAMED of your infantile behaviour!!!! I’m SICK of putting up with you and your CRAP!!”

This time, Styles SHOVES Lawler, with Lawler taking it, but telling Styles to watch it.

“And it’s taken every fibre of professionalism I have not to punch you in the mouth, after you’ve ran down E-C-W for weeks on end!! You just couldn’t shut up. You had to get your stuff in, didn’t ya, Jerry?? Had to make those LAME jokes; Extremely Crappy Wrestling, Bingo Hall, Stunt men - I’VE HAD ENOUGH!!!”

Styles points around the arena.

“I LOVED ECW!!! I LOVE ECW!!! And Vince McMahon can take this as my resignation - because after tonight - I’ll be damned if I have to spend another SECOND sat next to you on Smackdown. You can give Michael Cole a call to work Tuesdays because I QUIT!!!!”

Huge pop. Lawler - still bemused - shakes his head in disbelief, unable to work out why Styles would quit.

“And here’s my parting gift to you, King-”

STYLES SLAPS LAWLER!!!!!

The Hammerstein Ballroom comes UNGLUED - it’s pandemonium momentarily … before Lawler PIE FACES Styles down to the canvas!!!

Boos replace the cheers, with Lawler KICKING Styles, and rares back to nail Gertner, but Joel makes a dash for safety. Lawler stands over Styles, kicking the voice of ECW whilst berating him.

“You stupid little jerk!!! Let’s see how memorable a night we can make this for ya, Styles.”

Lawler drags Joey up by the hair … planning on giving Styles a PILEDRIVER…

BUT HERE COMES TOMMY DREAMER!!!!!!!!!!

Dreamer storms to the ring with a Singapore Cane - and Lawler is completely unaware … as Tommy spins him around …
AND NAILS LAWLER WITH THE CANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“TOMMY” chants fill the Hammerstein Ballroom, as Dreamer holds the Cane up, shouting to the fans; “E-C- FUCKIN - W!!!!!!”
Dreamer tosses the Singapore Cane to Joey Styles … and the voice of ECW CRACKS LAWLER WITH THE CANE!!!!!!

The King staggers into the path of Dreamer … WHO PILEDRIVES LAWLER INTO THE CANVAS!!!!!!!!!!!

It’s bedlam already in the Hammerstein Ballroom, as Tommy Dreamer PILEDRIVES Jerry Lawler!!! Dreamer soaks up the adulation from the ECW fans, performing his own Raven Pose, with Styles celebrating too UNTIL…

THE LIGHTS GO OUT!!!!!

THEN COME BACK ON…

RAVEN IS IN THE RING
!!!!!

And Raven SMACKS Tommy across the back with a chair before Joey Styles can warn the Innovator of Violence!!!!! Dreamer stumbles through the ropes, and to the floor, with Raven following out …

AND THE BELL RINGS … THE OPENING CONTEST HAS BEGUN!!!!!!!

THE FINAL SHOWDOWN:
Raven vs. Tommy Dreamer
The fight quickly spills over the barrier, and Raven hammers Dreamer through the crowd - but Tommy soon fights back. The two rivals go back and forth, making their war through the crazy ECW fans, using an array of weapons brought by the fans such as a toaster, a 1980’s style Cell Phone, a lamp, a broom and a frying pan!!!!

Raven eventually has the upper hand, and has Dreamer in position looking to power bomb him … but before he can go for the ride, Dreamer escapes with a back body drop on floor!!! Dreamer pulls himself back to his feet, dragging Raven up, but doesn’t see that Raven has a chair, and he jabs the chair into the gut and then the back of the Innovator of Violence.

Raven traps Tommy’s ankle in the chair, climbing up onto another chair and jumps off looking to Pillmanize Dreamers ankle - BUT DREAMER MOVES!!!!!! Raven hobbles after landing on the floor, allowing Dreamer to retrieve the chair, and he WAFFLES Raven with it!!!! Raven staggers through the fans, trying to get away from Dreamer, preventing Tommy from using the chair again … and when Dreamer finally catches up with him, Raven throws a fans drink in Dreamers face!!!

We see Raven is BUSTED OPEN as Tommy clears the liquid from his eyes, but Raven hooks him up … WANTING A DDT ON THE FLOOR - NO!!!!!! Dreamer runs Raven into the wall, breaking the DDT attempt. Dreamer slams the back of Ravens head into the wall, and then looks for a PILEDRIVER ON THE FLOOR - NO!!!!

Raven now backdrops Dreamer onto the floor!!! Picking up a hidden Singapore Cane, Raven wears the weapon out on the back of Dreamer, with Tommy trying to crawl away. Raven punishes Dreamer, and waits for Tommy to get up and turn around for the next shot - BUT TOMMY CATCHES THE CANE!!! Dreamer catches it, YANKS Raven forward, and NAILS him with a clothesline!!!!

Tommy ushers fans out of the way, and whips Raven into the barrier … and agonizingly CROTCHES RAVEN ON THE BARRIER WITH AN ATOMIC DROP!!!!! Picking up the Cane, Dreamer takes a baseball swing at the skull of Raven - and SCORES a home run with Raven unable to defend himself!!!!!

Off the sick shot, Raven slumps to the floor at ringside. Raven gets on his knees with Tommy standing over him, showing no mercy, hammering the skull of his greatest and longest rival. Tommy makes a huge mistake though, taking his eye off Raven to acknowledge the fans … allowing Raven to score with a low blow!!! Both men are slow to get up, but it’s Raven that strikes … with a RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP AGAINST THE BARRIER!!!!!!

Looking exhausted already, Raven tosses chairs into the ring, whilst Dreamer sells the leg sweep on the floor. Taking a belt from a fan in the front row, Raven begins to MERCILESSLY whip the Innovator of Violence!!!

Raven tosses Dreamer into the ring- FOR THE FIRST TIME - picking up one of the plethora of chairs, and cracks it off the back of Dreamer, before throwing the chair down on the back of Dreamers skull!!! Raven takes off a turnbuckle pad with evil intentions, and it doesn’t take long to find out why … as he proceeds to CATAPULT DREAMER INTO THE EXPOSED TURNBUCKLE!!!!!

Dreamer hit’s the buckle flush, and staggers away, with Raven catching him - AND DRIVES DREAMER ONTO A CHAIR WITH A SIDE SUPLEX!!!!! Raven hooks the leg for the first cover of the match … 1...2...KICK OUT!!!!!

Tommy Dreamer is now BUSTED OPEN just like Raven. With Raven in the ascendancy, there’s little fight from the fading Dreamer as Raven sends him into the corner, following in with a clothesline, and BULLDOGS Dreamer out of the corner. Raven sets up a chair between the middle and top ropes in the corner whilst Dreamer is down, then stomps him to keep Tommy down.

Raven drags his old foe up by the hair, and looks to whip him into the chair … BUT - NO - Dreamer reverses momentum and DREAMER SENDS RAVEN - FACE FIRST - INTO THE CHAIR!!!!! Dreamer fires up, and kicks Raven in the gut … PILEDRIVER ON THE CHAIR!!!!!! Dreamer hooks the leg … 1...2... ??? WHERE’S THREE???

THE REFEREE JUST GOT DRAGGED OUT OF THE RING … BY TONY STETSON AND JOHNNY HOTBODY!!!!!!

ORIGINAL MEMBERS OF RAVENS FLOCK!!!!!!!

Dreamer is livid!!! The Innovator of Violence rolls off Raven, and comes after the former ECW Tag Team Champions, beating both men to the punch - easily handling both, and Hotbody gets thrown into the barrier, whilst Dreamer tosses Stetson into the ring. In the ring, Dreamer sets Stetson up, wanting a DEATH VALLEY DRIVER on an upright chair … BUT RAVEN IS BACK UP AND SAVES STETSON, RAKING THE EYES OF DREAMER!!!

Dreamer drops Tony Stetson, and Stetson helps Raven to beat up on Dreamer, before Raven shoots Dreamer off the ropes … DROP TOE HOLD ONTO THE CHAIR!!!!! Dreamer crashes face first on the chair, and Raven hooks the leg again … 1...2...KICK OUT!!!!!

Stetson helps Raven get Dreamer back to his feet, holding him up for Raven to jab, and jab, and jab … before knocking Tommy down with a Discus clothesline!! Instructing Stetson, Raven sends him out for a table, which Stetson retrieves, bringing it into the ring whilst Raven chokes Dreamer in the corner with his boot. Stetson sets the table up, and helps get Dreamer on the table, holding him down with a chair … before Raven climbs to the top rope … but Dreamer FIGHTS BACK!!!!! Tommy fights off Stetson, knocking him down with a right hand, and grabs the chair - TOSSING IT AT RAVEN WHO CANT BLOCK IT UP TOP!!!!!!!

Raven gets clocked by the flying chair… and gets caught in the TREE OF WOE as a result!!!!! Dreamer stomps Raven with Raven defenceless in the tree of woe … as Dreamer picks up the chair … WAFFLING Hotbody as he returns onto the apron … and it allows Dreamer to hit his signature RUNNING LOW DROPKICK WITH A CHAIR TO RAVEN!!!!!!!

Raven can do NOTHING about it - being in the tree of woe - and Dreamer CRUSHES Ravens skull with the dropkick!!! Dreamer gets back up, and spots Stetson on the top rope … and he catches him up there … SENDING STETSON FLYING THROUGH THE TABLE WITH A ROCKET LAUNCHER OFF THE TOP!!!!!!!!!!

Dreamer stands in the middle of the ring, performing his own Raven pose - to the adulation of the fans in the Hammerstein Ballroom. Dreamer sets the chair up, and drags Raven to the middle of the ring, looking for the finish with a DREAMER DDT - BUT RAVEN DROPS DOWN AND LOW BLOWS DREAMER!!!!!

Dreamer drops to his knees, and is left easy pickings as Raven stumbles back to his feet … getting Dreamer into position FOR THE EVEN FLOW DDT!!!!!!!!!! ON THE CHAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Raven drapes an arm over Dreamer … 1...2...DREAMER KICKS OUT!!!!!!!!!!! HE KICKED OUT!!!!!!!!!! TOMMY DREAMER KICKED OUT OF THE EVEN FLOW DDT!!!!!!!!!!!!

Both men stay down off the kick out, allowing the fans to go nuts, chanting “E-C-W” … before they begin to stir, trading punches and slaps as they fight to their feet. Raven kicks Dreamer in the gut, dropping Tommy to a knee, then reaches down, picking up a chair … but so has Dreamer!!!

Dreamer blocks a chair shot from Raven with his chair, and gets to his feet, with both men wanting the chair shot - and they smash the chairs off each others!!! Stalemate. They try again - and the chairs clash again!!! Once more, they come at one another, but this time, Dreamer moves - Ravens chair bounces off the ropes - SMACKING HIM IN THE FACE!!!!! Raven staggers back … DREAMER SCOOPS HIM UP … DREAMER DRIVER!!!!!!!!!!!! 1...2...KICK OUT!!!!!

Dreamer looks up, pleading with the referee, begging for the count to be three. Both men have bled buckets, both are exhausted, but it’s Dreamer that has something left in the tank. Tommy sets Raven on his knees, and pounds the wound on Ravens face, relentlessly hammering his oldest and greatest rival, until Raven slumps - face first onto the mat. Dreamer sets up another chair, and drags the lifeless body of Raven up, wanting the DREAMER DDT …

THE LIGHTS GO OUT!!!!!!!!!!

And when they come back on … BRIAN LEE is in the ring, CHOKESLAM TO DREAMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Another of Ravens old Flock running buddies saves him again … though Lee has his own famous history with Tommy, and may well have gotten the last laugh by putting Dreamer down, surely for good this time, with Raven crawling onto Tommy, making the cover … 1...2...NO-

THE COUNT IS BROKEN…

BY BEULAH MCGILLICUTTY!!!!!!!!!!!

The wife of Tommy Dreamer - the former valet of Raven - Beulah saves Tommy, and she proceeds to slap the hell out of Raven on the canvas … until BRIAN LEE DRAGS HER OFF HIM!!!!

Standing her up, Brian towers over Beulah … AND SHE KICKS HIM BETWEEN THE LEGS!!!!!

Brian Lee turns away, and Beulah (struggles to) picks up a chair, but as she gets set to hit Lee with it, RAVEN pulls it from her - AND SWINGS THE CHAIR AT BEULAH … BUT TOMMY SHOVES HER OUT OF HARMS WAY … AND EATS THE CHAIR SHOT HIMSELF!!!!!!!!!

Tommy takes the bullet for Beulah, but Raven laughs, despite not getting his intended target. Beulah gets dragged from the ring, kicking and screaming by Brian Lee, still smarting over the low blow … whilst Raven picks up Dreamer … EVEN FLOW DDT ON A CHAIR!!!!!!!!!! Raven turns Tommy over and hooks the leg, as Beulah desperately tries to pull away from Brian Lee … 1...2...3!!!!!!!!!!
WINNER: RAVEN @ 14:02

Raven - just as he almost ALWAYS did against Tommy Dreamer - gets the win. Beulah gets back in the ring, tending to Tommy, but Raven ISNT DONE!!! Raven PULLS BEULAH BY THE HAIR off her husband, and despite Beulah trying to fight him off, RAVEN FORCES A KISS ON HER!!!!!
Raven shoves her away, but Beulah then comes back with a SLAP to Raven … and Raven responds, KICKING Beulah in the gut … EVEN FLOW DDT - NO-

DREAMER LOW BLOWS RAVEN WITH A CANE!!!!!!

Tommy Dreamer saves Beulah again, and SMACKS Raven with the Cane a second time, before WAFFLING Brian Lee on the apron with it, sending him crashing to the floor, clutching his face!!!!!

Dreamer drags Raven up, and together with Beulah … THEY DELIVER A DOUBLE DDT TO RAVEN ON A CHAIR!!!!!!!!!!!

The Innovator of Violence may have LOST, but he will leave One Night Stand with the last word on Raven!!!!! Dreamer and Beulah stand tall in the ring, getting a huge ovation and a “THANK YOU TOMMY” chant from the fans.

Obviously, Dreamer is emotional, with tears rolling down his bloody face, as he savours the moment with Beulah before the picture fades out…



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And the old-school ECW INTRO VIDEO FINALLY plays;




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Back into the arena…

**KASH MONEY**

KID KASH appears through the curtain - initially to boos for using his WWE theme music - as Steven D’Angelis announces that the THREE WAY DANCE is coming up next. On commentary, Joey Styles and Joel Gertner talk up Kid Kash and his accomplishments in the aftermath of ECW - but say he was always at his very best in ECW.

**SINISTER MUSIC**

Making his return, TAJIRI enters the arena, also getting a good reaction from the fans, as Styles reminds the viewers at home of what Tajiri brings to the table, with Gertner recalling the classic three way dance matches the Buzzsaw partook in during the dying days of ECW.

**LATINO WORLD ORDER**

There’s boos for SUPER CRAZY for using his WWE theme too, as we get a recap of the storied history between Crazy and Tajiri throughout their days in ECW whilst the Insane Luchador makes his way to the ring - minus Chavo & Vickie Guerrero tonight - he‘s flying solo for this one…

THREE WAY DANCE:
Super Crazy vs. Tajiri vs. Kid Kash
So … I cant do one of these matches any justice. It’s true to the ECW formula that all three men remain involved for the majority of the contest, with very few one vs. one breaks in the action. Kid Kash pulls out a double springboard plancha to both men, and a springboard hurricanrana to Super Crazy in the early going, whilst the first false finish sees Tajiri surprisingly kick out of Crazys moonsault.

The obligatory tower of doom spot is incorporated too - albeit with a twist, as Tajiri carries Crazy out of the corner in the Electric Chair instead of a power bomb … and Kash counters a superplex attempt on Crazy with a NECKBREAKER INSTEAD!!!! Crazy rolls right out of the ring upon impact, and it leaves Tajiri and Kash to briefly go at it alone when they recover.

Eventually, they knock each other down with a double clothesline, and Crazy returns to the ring, making a beeline for Tajiri … but proposes a union with his old foe, wanting them to gang up to take out Kash. Kash sees what’s happening, and tells them to bring it on, with the Buzzsaw indicating he’s agreeing to team up with Crazy…

But as Crazy moves toward Kash, Tajiri spins Super Crazy around - GREEN MIST TO THE EYES!!!!! The Luchador is blinded, and Tajiri proceeds to KICK THE SHIT out of his old rival!!!!! Crazy is dropped to his knees … and Kash watches on … allowing Tajiri to land the BUZZSAW KICK TO SUPER CRAZY!!!!! Cover, 1...2...3!!!!!

ELIMINATED; SUPER CRAZY @ 08:11
*BY TAJIRI*

Down to two, Kash and Tajiri go at it, both taking risks, but Kash takes control, setting Tajiri up top. He rushes in - but gets kicked away … and then TRAPPED IN THE TARANTULA!!!!! Tajiri cranks on his famous submission … UNTIL SUPER CRAZY WAFFLES HIM WITH A CHAIR FROM THE FLOOR!!!!!

Leaving a mark, and showing there’s plenty of hard feelings, Super Crazy takes out Tajiri with the chair … but in a fit of rage, the Luchador gets back in the ring, and NAILS Kash with the chair too!!!!! The Insane Luchador has taken out BOTH remaining competitors!!!!!

Super Crazy finally leaves, and it takes a while for Tajiri and Kash to recover … but they eventually do, with Kash avoiding an array of kicks from Tajiri … before loading up for a POWERBOMB … COUNTERED INTO A DDT BY TAJIRI!!!! Tajiri covers, 1...2...NO!!!!! Tajiri then looks for a BUZZSAW KICK - NO!!!

Kash avoids, and eventually runs up the ropes to land the BANKROLL!!!! 1...2...NO!!!!! Kash drags Tajiri up, and looks to deliver the DEAD LEVEL … BLOCKED BY TAJIRI … SHINING WIZARD … FOLLOWED BY A BRAINBUSTER!!!!! Tajiri hooks the leg … 1...2...3!!!!!

ELIMINATED; KID KASH @ 13:26
*BY TAJIRI*

WINNER: TAJIRI @ 13:26

Remarkably, the ONLY man in the match not currently employed by the WWE is the victor, and Tajiri eliminated BOTH men to boot. Tajiri soaks up the reaction from the fans, bowing, nodding, as Styles and Gertner slightly oversell just how good the match was, as we fade out…



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A tribute video airs, in memory of the former ECW alum who are now deceased, and unable to be part of this reunion tonight.



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Back in the arena…

**SCAPEGOAT**

The Hammerstein Ballroom shows it’s respects for one of the all time great workers of ECW … The New F’N Show; JERRY LYNN bursts through the curtain, fired up, playing to the fans, before making his way down the steps and toward the ring. Joey Styles manages to get a shot in on the WWE for completely missing the boat with Jerry Lynn in the aftermath of ECW closing it’s doors, claiming Lynn could still wrestle circles around the majority of the WWE roster today.

**SNAP YOUR FINGERS, SNAP YOUR NECK**

Accompanied by his original manager in ECW, DAWN MARIE, and carrying his own Singapore Cane, JUSTIN CREDIBLE, one of the final ECW Champions makes his way onto the stage, with Joel Gertner claiming that as badly as Lynn was mismanaged in WWE, Credibles treatment was even worse, claiming that the former Impact Player has a point to prove to the world tonight.

ONE ON ONE:
Jerry Lynn vs. Justin Credible
w/Dawn Marie
The match is a much slower paced match and somewhat of a comedown after the frenetic openers, Lynn especially gets to showcase his ability, with a traditional approach. Credible tries to keep up, but he’s simply not on Jerry Lynns level, and eventually he rolls out of the ring to catch a break. Taking abuse from the fans, Credible tells them all where they can go … whilst the referee tells him to get back in the ring.

Behind the referees back though STEVE CORINO sneaks into the ring, but before he can do anything to help Credible - the man he aligned with on the FINAL ECW PPV - he is thrown right back out by Jerry Lynn … but it’s all a set up, as whilst Lynn deals with Corino … LANCE STORM has hit the ring; the ORIGINAL Impact Player with Justin … AND HE PLANTS JERRY LYNN WITH A SUPERKICK!!!!! Credible quickly rolls back in, and hooks the legs of Lynn … 1...2...3!!!!!
WINNER: JUSTIN CREDIBLE @ 04:27

The Impact Players are reunited; BOTH versions of the team!!!!! Lance Storm screws over Jerry Lynn to help out his old tag team partner, with the Impact Players (including Steve Corino) hugging on the floor after stealing the win - with JASON also appearing. They start to leave up aisle, whilst Lynn is furious when…

**BIG BALLS**

The Hardcore Chair Swinging Freaks enter the fray!!! BALLS MAHONEY and AXL ROTTEN - complete with CHAIRS block Storm, Corino and Credible from leaving the arena … as Jerry Lynn rolls out of the ring, BRINGING THE FIGHT TO THE IMPACT PLAYERS!!!!!
Mahoney and Rotten join Lynn, and the action eventually spills back into the ring … AND WE HAVE OURSELVES AN IMPROMPTU TAG MATCH!!!!!

~ IMPROMPTU MATCH ~
Jerry Lynn & The Chair Swinging Freaks vs. The Impact Players
w/Dawn Marie & Jason
The traditional tag rules don’t last for too long, and it doesn’t take long for things to break down completely, with all six men getting at it. The Impact Players use their Canes to great effect, avoiding the chair shots of Mahoney and Rotten, blasting them with the Canes instead!! However, Steve Corino DOES eat a chair shot … but when he comes up NOT bleeding, there’s boos all over the arena.

Credible plants Lynn with the THAT’S INCREDIBLE … 1...2...BROKEN BY BALLS!!!! From here, the Chair Swinging Freaks take over, swinging chairs at will, taking out Storm, Credible and even Jason, (but Corino slips out of danger, wanting no part of a chair shot) as Lynn drills Storm with the CRADLE PILEDRIVER!!! 1...2...DAWN MARIE BREAKS THE COUNT!!!!!

Dawn is grabbed by the hair by Axl Rotten in the aftermath, but he eats a Superkick from Credible!!! Lance Storm then applies the Single Leg Crab on Jerry Lynn, looking for the submission … as Dawn trots around the ring, starting to get cocky … UNTIL FRANCINE HIT’S THE RING TO AN ALMIGHTY POP from the fans … SHE TACKLES DAWN DOWN …

CATFIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dawn and Francine roll around the ring, eventually out of the ring, as Mahoney and Rotten return to the ring, SMASHING a chair off the back of Storm to break the submission!!!! They proceed to wear out chairs on Jason and Credible (Corino is still hanging back on the outside - not wanting to get busted open) … and Jerry Lynn gets in on the act, joining the Chair Swinging Freaks - beating the shit out of the Impact Players with the chairs … and making the cover on Credible … 1...2...3!!!!!
WINNERS: JERRY LYNN & THE CHAIR SWINGING FREAKS @ 06:50

Post match, Jerry Lynn shares the ring with Balls and Axl, as the trio soak up the moment back in the sun, whilst the Impact Players stagger out of the arena, battered by the Chair Swinging Freaks tonight.

Credible, Storm and Jason help each other leave, whilst a smiling Steve Corino gloats to the fans that he isn’t bleeding - celebrating that fact … but as he goads the fans at ringside … we see Balls Mahoney shake his head, slide of the ring, and as Corino turns around - BAM~!!!

Balls Mahoney CROWNS Steve Corino with a stiff chair shot …

AND THE KING OF OLD SCHOOL IS BUSTED OPEN!!!!!!!

That gets as big of a pop that anything else did in the match, as Balls rejoins Axl and Lynn in the ring, soaking up the reaction of the fans, before we get a shot of the bloodied Steve Corino - old school indeed…



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A highlights package airs, highlighting the NON Hardcore aspects of the promotion, including the classics between Malenko & Guerrero amongst the other technical wrestling excellence often overlooked … before moving onto the Lucha style matches that ECW brought to the United States … leading us nicely into…



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**BOOYAKA 619**

Yet again, boos greet the sound of WWE music, with REY MYSTERIO making his return to ECW - but gets a very mixed reaction from the fans. Tonight, the back of Rey’s mask has the letters E-C-W stamped across it, in tribute to this event tonight. Rey salutes the fans when he hit’s the ring, as he prepares for his opponent.

**MUY LOCO**

Wearing his mask - and keeping it on - therefore not heeling himself to the fans, Psichosis enters the Hammerstein Ballroom, with Joey Styles recapping the impact these two had in 1995 when they hit ECW, and the broader impact the lucha style had on North American wrestling - throwing in a dig toward Eric Bischoff for picking off the talent for Nitro.

LUCHA SHOWCASE:
Rey Mysterio vs. Psichosis
Handshake starts things, before some traditional wrestling, slowly building from chain wrestling into a sequence of counters and reversals with flip and drags from both men, leading to a stand off, which gets the two men a respectful round of applause from the fans in the Hammerstein Ballroom.

They start off again, and the counters, reversals, and avoidance of moves, along with a series of roll ups and cradles for a series of near falls follows, until an arm drag attempt from Rey is countered by Psichosis - only for Rey to land on his feet. Psichosis charges, but gets Monkey Flipped to the floor, allowing Rey to somersault plancha out onto him!!!

On the outside though, Psichosis reverses a whip from Rey, and sends him into the guardrail, draping him over it with a suplex. With Rey in a perilous position, Psichosis lands with a PSYCHO GUILLOTINE leg drop from the apron across the back of Rey - draped over the guardrail!!!!

Back in the ring, Psichosis scores a two, then beats Rey into the corner with chops and punches and kicks, softening Rey up for a corner dropkick - BUT MISSES IT!!!!! He crumbles in the corner, and Rey eventually recovers, hitting a bulldog out of a wheelbarrow for a near fall of his own.

Rey sets Psichosis in the ropes for a 619 … but gets BOOED badly by the fans … and that distracts Rey long enough for Psichosis to catch him with a clothesline as he goes for it!!! Psichosis goes up top … but Rey leaps up, and dropkicks his opponent as he flies off, with Psichosis falling out of the ring!!!

Rey goes from the top to the outside with a HUGE seated senton, taking him and Psichosis over the guardrail and into the crowd!!! The fans get rowdy, as Rey and Psi battle through them … with Psichosis delivering a SUPLEX on the floor - NO - REY FIGHTS FREE - AND CREAMS PSICHOSIS WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK!!!!!

Looking up at the balcony, Rey blesses himself, and climbs up, standing with some trepidation … waiting for Psichosis to get back up … BEFORE LEAPING OFF THE BALCONY WITH THE WEST COAST POP!!!!!!! “HOLY SHIT” chants reverberate around the Ballroom, as Rey eventually climbs onto a cover on the floor … 1...2...3!!!!!!!!!!
WINNER: REY MYSTERIO @ 12:10

Whilst not to the level of the 1995 classics, the big spot at the end makes it a memorable Lucha showcase, harking back to their classic of ‘95. Both men remain on the floor, selling the effects of the final spot, with trainers etc hitting the area, tending to both men momentarily, helping them to their feet.



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VIDEO PACKAGE

Opening shot of the American Flag waving proudly.

“Come join us for a CELEBRATION!!”

Sounds of fireworks going off, in between high impact moves from Batista, Kurt Angle & MNM.

“Of all things AMERICAN!!”

Shots of fans celebrating, in amongst Triple H spitting water, Bryan Danielson soaring out of the ring and Edge setting off his pyro.

“It‘s Smackdowns biggest PARTY of the year”

Champagne bottle cork flying off, street parties and beach parties, with shots of Melina’s famous ring entrance, Jeff Hardy delivering a Swanton and MVP bursting through his set.

“It‘s a GREAT …”

Fireworks and flashing shots of Lashley, Jamie Noble, Matt Hardy in action.

“… AMERICAN … ”

Cheers and shots of Triple H, Kurt Angle, Edge hitting finishers.

“… BASH!!!”





WWE GREAT AMERICAN BASH | JULY 20 | CHARLOTTE, NC
ONLY ON PAY PER VIEW
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Back in the arena, the advertisement for the WWE Pay Per View event is booed out of the building by the ECW faithful. However, on commentary, Styles DOES put over the PPV - if only for it being the FINAL match of Ric Flairs storied career.

From there, Styles and Gertner move on to talking about two ECW legends - both who have their own fair share of retirements to their names. Styles and Gertner hype the upcoming match between Funk and Foley, sending us to a build up package ahead of their match…



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A video plays, recapping all the crazy shit Funk and Foley have done to others, and each other over their incredible careers, including clips of the notorious DeathMatch in Japan, and the night it rained chairs in ECW.



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Back into the arena…

**ARMED AND RAMBUNCTIOUS**

A big reaction greets the arrival of Mick Foley CACTUS JACK, wearing the ‘WANTED’ shirt, and carrying with him a TRASHCAN … clearly prepared for this highly anticipated showdown with his mentor, Terry Funk. Of course, Joey Styles puts over their Deathmatch classics in Japan, and says that even though it’s nearly fifteen years on - both men remain dangerous and crazy. Reaching the ring, a smiling Cactus paces the ring, waiting for his hero - and rival - to make his entrance…

**MAN WITH A HARMONICA**

But Foley isn’t the only man that can bring a trashcan to the ring - because crazy old TERRY FUNK is bringing one too!!! Listing his accomplishments, Styles claims that Funk is arguably the most important figure in wrestling history, and helped give back to the business later in his career by helping get ECW off the ground, whilst many ‘old timers’ were just more interested in helping themselves.

ONE FOR THE ROAD:
Terry Funk vs. Cactus Jack
Funk and Cactus both soak up the adulation from the fans as the bell rings, taking a moment to acknowledge the chanting and respect, before they each have a few words for each other … then BOTH come forward with their respective trash cans; SMASHING INTO EACH OTHER!!! They try again - stalemate again!! They toss the trash cans away … and go for a good old fashioned FIST FIGHT!!!!

Meeting in the middle, Cactus and Terry go blow for blow … but it’s a fight that Cactus eventually wins!! He pounds Funk into the corner, hammering him right down into the canvas, allowing him to back up and charge across the ring to execute his patented running knee to the face!!! “BANG BANG!!” shouts Foley, before he rolls out of the ring, pulling out BARBIE (not the doll) from under the ring!!!!!

The bloodthirsty fans go berserk at the sight of the 2x4 wrapped in barbed wire, and Cactus wastes no time using it, beating the back of Funk with it, as the barbed wire gets caught in the t-shirt of Funk. Terry gets to his feet, and covers his face to protect himself - so Cactus nails him in the gut with the 2x4 instead!!!! Cactus stands over Funk, raising the weapon up high … LOW BLOW BY FUNK!!!

Funk grabs Barbie, and returns the favour to Cactus, nailing him across the mid section and the back with the 2x4 … before winding up for the big shot; RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES!!!!! Right away, BLOOD trickles down the face of Mick Foley, with the Hardcore Legend crawling on his hands and knees across the ring … with Funk running across the ring, dropping an elbow onto Cactus with the 2x4!!!!

Funk tosses Barbie aside, and he rolls out of the ring, getting a rowdy pop as he produces a TABLE from under the ring!!! He slides it into the ring - right into the face of Cactus, then once inside, Funk dumps the table onto his opponents back. Funk sets the table upright in the corner, and comes back for Cactus, but is met with shots to the gut!! Cactus fights to his feet … and without any warning - HIP TOSSES FUNK THROUGH THE TABLE!!!!!

Still though, no cover!! Cactus nods at the chants from the fans, and rolls back out of the ring, picking up a bag full of THUMBTACKS from under the ring!!! We’re getting everything tonight in short order!!! He brings them inside, and clobbers Funk with the bag, before emptying the contents on the canvas!!! Cactus - with evil intentions - places Funk on the top rope, and he’s PLANNING ON SUPERPLEXING FUNK ONTO THE TACKS!!!!!

But Funk DESPERATELY fights it!!!! He blocks the initial attempt, then fights back, punching the wound on Foleys forehead, but the Hardcore Legend battles back, nailing Funk with a shot, as both men are perilously teetering up top. Cactus tries to hook it up again, but this time Funk BITES him!!! Cactus Jack teeters … nearly falling off the top … BUT JUST HANGS ON!!!! He throws a shot back at Funk … but Funk GOUGES Cactus eyes …

AND CACTUS JACK FLOPS BACK - LANDING BACK FIRST ON THE TACKS!!!!!!!!!!

“HOLY SHIT”
“HOLY SHIT”
“HOLY SHIT”

All the way from the top rope!!!!! Cactus writhes around the tacks, with the pins sticking all over his back and arms, whilst Funk slowly climbs back down from the top, placing Foley between his legs … WANTING A PILEDRIVER ON THE TACKS … BUT FOLEY BACK DROPS OUT OF DANGER … AND TERRY FUNK LANDS ON THE TACKS!!!!!!!!

Both men now resemble a human pin cushion, and Funk - like Cactus moments ago - writhes in the pins, with Cactus Jack dragging Funk out of the mess … PULLING PILEDRIVER!!!!!! Not on the tacks, but the piledriver remains just as potent as ever, with Cactus making the cover … 1...2...FUNK KICKS OUT!!!!!!

Shaking his head, Cactus rolls out of the ring, getting a trash can and a BARBED WIRE BOARD from under the ring!!!!!!!!!!! With a sadistic smile on his face, Cactus sets the board on the floor, before climbing onto the apron … but when he climbs up, Funk if there to meet him with punches!!!

Foley teeters on the apron, hanging onto the ropes to prevent himself falling off onto the barbed wire board, and rakes the eyes of Funk to stop his attack. Funk stumbles away, but charges back, running at Foley - but Foley stops Funk in his tracks with a punch at the last second!!!

The bloodthirsty ECW fans actually BOO as Foley climbs back into the ring, with the fans not getting to see anyone fall onto the barbed wire board. Cactus takes a breath, and has to wait as Funk struggles to get back up, clearly exhausted at his age doing this kind of match … but once Funk is up, Cactus comes charging toward him - CACTUS CLOTHESLINE!!!!!

Both Funk and Cactus go out over the top rope, with the old man crawling away on his hands and knees, as Cactus gets back to his feet, following Funk, stalking him around the ringside area. He looks to drag Funk back up … WHEN FUNK CLOBBERS CACTUS WITH A BRANDING IRON!!!!! Funk clearly got the Iron from under the ring, and buys himself time to recover.

Back up, Terry rolls Cactus back inside, grabbing the trash can and nails Foley over the head with it - TWICE. Funk sets the trash can down, and hooks Foley in position; NECKBREAKER ON THE TRASH CAN!!! Funk slowly hooks the leg … 1...2...NO!!!!! Showing the fatigue and old age, Funk is really struggling to get back up, taking a long time, as Foley has to sell for longer to cover for Funk.

Cactus drags himself up by the ropes, and eats another shot from the trash can, sending him sprawling into the ropes … AND HE GETS HUNG ON THE ROPES!!!! In the same position he LOST HIS EAR in Germany back in 94, Foley is caught by the head in the ropes, kicking and squealing, trying to free himself, with Jim Molineux trying to prise the ropes apart.

Meanwhile, Funk calls for a steel chair from the outside … AND THE FANS BEGIN TO OBLIGE!!!!!!!!! In a callback to the night it rained chairs in ECW, dozens of fans begin tossing their chairs into the ring … forcing Funk to take cover … but Foley CANT get out of the way of them!!!!! It doesn’t reach anything near the insanity of the night the truly rained chairs, but at least a dozen chairs are in the ring when the shower finally relents!!!

On the floor though, Funk has retrieved BARBIE … ALONG WITH GASOLINE … AND A LIGHTER!!!!! Funk brings them into the ring, with Foley now finally freed from the ropes - but coughing and struggling to catch his breath, not realising what’s going on with Funk … WHO SETS BARBIE ALIGHT!!!!! Foley, on the apron, finally spots it - TOO LATE THOUGH … FUNK NAILS HIM WITH THE BURNING 2x4...

AND FOLEY FALLS FROM THE APRON … CRASHING ONTO THE BARBED WIRE BOARD!!!!!

“HOLY SHIT”
“HOLY SHIT”
“HOLY SHIT”

Foley lands on the barbed wire, writhing as the jags stick to Foleys anatomy … and with him prone on the barbed wire board … Funk sets himself on the middle turnbuckle … FLYING OFF WITH AN ELBOW TO FOLEY … BUT FOLEY MOVES - FUNK CRASHES AND BURNS … RIGHT ON THE BARBED WIRE BOARD!!!!!!!

“HOLY SHIT”
“HOLY SHIT”
“HOLY SHIT”

The chants wont cease, as Cactus Jack slowly pulls himself up onto the ring apron, whilst Terry Funk is now laying prone on the barbed wire board. Setting himself on the apron, Cactus yells; “BANG BANG” … and runs off the apron … CACTUS ELBOW OFF THE APRON TO FUNK ON THE BARBED WIRE BOARD!!!!!!!!!!

Cactus Jack mutilates himself to take out Funk, draping an arm over his mentor, and with ‘HOLY SHIT’ chants still ringing through the Hammerstein Ballroom, the count is made on the floor, mercifully ending the contest this time surely … 1...2...3!!!!!
WINNER: CACTUS JACK @ 11:53

Cactus Jack and Terry Funk are given a standing ovation from the fans for a sensational effort in a sick, bloody war. Despite both men already being old and broken down, they truly deliver ‘One for the Road’ at One Night Stand, with the two men helping each other up - sharing a hug, and soaking up a standing ovation from the ECW faithful.

Joey Styles and Joel Gertner sit out, saying nothing, letting the fans be the voice, with Mick Foley and Terry Funk standing in the ring, savouring the respect being shown by the fans for their insane efforts tonight.



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We now get a video package featuring tributes to some of the big names that are NOT here tonight, but played huge parts in ECW history; Shane Douglas renouncing the NWA, The Dudleys insulting fans, Steve Austin mocking Hulk Hogan and Eric Bischoff.
Then, we see the BLUE World Order and their antics, Taz with the FTW title, Bam Bam Bigelow tossing Spike into the crowd and Spike crowd surfing, Al Snow and the arena full of HEADS, then ending on Rhyno being the last EVER champion in ECW.



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At the commentary position, Joey Styles and Joel Gertner discuss everything we’ve seen already tonight, and remind us what’s still to come - RVD returning to ECW to face Chris Jericho … and much to Styles chagrin, we still have The Miz and his Open Challenge to ECW for the WWE Hardcore Championship…

**THIS IS EXTREME**

Marching out through the curtain, the mad scientist of ECW; PAUL HEYMAN looks on the verge of tears, seeing his beloved organisation resurrected - if even for one night only. With his ECW cap, and headphones around his neck, Heyman trudges to the ring, where the fans greet him with chants of “THANK YOU PAUL”

They then switch to a chant of “ECW” as Heyman looks to be in tears. Ripping off the real life ECW One Night Stand promo, Heyman finally speaks, and says his eyes aren’t red from crying, they are red from smoking a joint with RVD!!!

He goes on to thank Tod Gordon for giving him a chance to be creative all those years ago, thanks the unsung heroes that made the TV show, and thanks the fans for being the craziest bastards he has met and he tells them he loves every single one of them.

Another “Paul E.” chant by the fans follows. Heyman thanks the fans for all their support over the years, and thanks them all for coming here tonight to relive the passion of ECW one last time for a one night stand-

**REALITY**

Between this and the reaction Jerry Lawler received at the top of the show, it’s hard to tell whether the King or THE MIZ is the most hated man in ECW. However, the WWE Hardcore Champion might just edge it, as following him through the curtain is none other than…

CYRUS
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Both Styles and Gertner are sickened by the sight of Cyrus, as Heyman sets his foot on the middle rope, staring as the reality TV star struts himself down the aisle - with security surrounding him, preventing the rabid fans from getting their hands on him. Cyrus produces a mic, as he and Miz walk the aisle.

Cyrus:
I THOUGHT I CANCELLED THIS SHIT!!!!

Crazy heat for Cyrus.

Cyrus: CAN ALL OF YOU NEW YORK PIECES OF CRAP JUST NOT MOVE ON!!!??? IT’S BEEN SEVEN YEARS!!!

Cyrus shakes his head, and motions to the back.
Cyrus: I’ve had to stand by and watch all night long - the depraved activities of these Extreme idiots!!! Barbed Wire, tables, chairs, THUMB TACKS!!!???

He wags his finger disapprovingly.

Cyrus: This is exactly the type of garbage that got you kicked off The Network!!!

“FUCK YOU CYRUS” ~ the ECW fans.

Cyrus: I mean, I pushed my contacts on Pay-Per-View to cancel this SHIT-

Boos.

Cyrus: …And just show re-runs of RollerJam instead!!!

Cyrus laughs over the mic, riling the fans further.

Cyrus: But when this One Night Stand got the green light, I HAD to take action!!

Cyrus puts a hand on the shoulder of Miz, smiling approvingly at the Hardcore Champion.

Cyrus: See, The Miz here - this is the kind of star the Network approves of!! The Miz carries his Hardcore ideals in the image of The Network - not these sick freaks in New York!!!

The Miz gets into the ring, with Cyrus joining him - and both are smiling broadly, with Cyrus covering Miz ears from listening to some unflattering chants from the ECW faithful.

Cyrus: What’s the matter with you people!!?? That’s disgusting!!!

Cyrus continues to shake his head at the rudeness of the fans, whilst berating them.

Cyrus: But it goes to show that you New York scumbags wouldn’t know a star if he was standing right in the middle of this toilet bowl!!!

An unsavoury “YOU SUCK DICK” chant can be heard now, and Cyrus laughs at it, as Heyman mouths to him, “You can hear that, right??” Cyrus huffs, then explodes at the audience;

Cyrus: No. But YOU people can SUCK MINE!!!

He laughs at his own retort.

Cyrus: And you trash bags still wonder why ECW went under - why The Network cancelled ECW. THIS IS WHY!!!!

Cyrus points to Miz aggressively.

Cyrus: There was no STAR ATTRACTIONS!!! It was all grimy, sweaty hobo’s!!! See - if only we had more fine young gentlemen seven years ago like Mike here, I would’ve never had to cancel ECW!!

Heyman rubs his head, desperate for this to end.

Cyrus: In my vision for ECW - The Networks vision - we wanted to build this stinking company around a fine example like The Miz, and change the perception of this underground circus freak organization!!!

Cyrus continues to build up Miz, pointing at him repeatedly.

Cyrus: This young man is an ICON!! He’s someone that EVERYONE can learn from. He is the embodiment of everything E-C-W should’ve been!! He’s got the heart of a lion, he’s a history maker, he’s a trailblazer!!!! This young man wrestled the LONGEST EVER match in history!!!

Unflattering chants continue, and Cyrus blows up.

Cyrus: SHOW HIM SOME RESPECT YOU SONS OF BITCHES!!!!

Cyrus climbs up on the ropes, berating the fans.

Cyrus: I bring you ungrateful pieces of crap a SUPERSTAR and this is how you treat him?? Look at him - clean cut, wholesome, no mutilation on his body, no scars. He has all his own teeth, he’s clean shaven, he has a snazzy little haircut … what’s not to love??

The Network representative smiles as Miz poses, and Heyman continues to shake his head.

Cyrus: Instead, what have we seen tonight?? A geriatric old man and a fat FUCK rolling around on pins?? And that other fat FUCK on commentary with his lewd limericks about young women?? That’s NOT entertainment!!! That’s just SICK!!!

Cyrus shakes his head again, and turns his attention back to Miz.

Cyrus: Let’s instead CELEBRATE the EVOLUTION of EXTREME…

He hands the microphone over to Miz, and the Hardcore Champion is MERCILESSLY booed by the hardcore fans in the Hammerstein Ballroom. He brings the mic to his mouth - but the boos grow louder, preventing him from even getting a word out. Thrown off a little, Miz tries again.

The Miz: THIS-

The boos only INCREASE, with Miz unable to string a few simple words together. Cyrus coaches him, giving him encouragement. Heyman meanwhile, tries to gee up the fans and get them to grow even louder.

The Miz: THIS IS-

AGAIN the boos rise inside the Hammerstein Ballroom, and The Miz gets fed up, just going ahead and getting his spiel out.

The Miz: THIS … IS THE TRUUUUUUUE STORY … OF WHEN THE MIZ CAME TO “E-C-W”…

Miz smirks.

The Miz: AND SHOWED ALL OF YOU FREAKS JUST WHAT A REAL STAR LOOKED LIKE!!!!

Massive heat.

The Miz: AND YOU CAN ALL BE JEALOUS … BECAUSE I’M THE MIZ … AND I’MMMMM…

Miz grins … and waits before he says…

The Miz: HARDCORRRRRRRRE!!!!!!

Bottles and cups begin to be thrown at the ring, with Cyrus stepping in to protect The Miz, with Miz getting braver and more confident, climbing up on the turnbuckles…

The Miz: HOO-RAH!!!!

Miz jumps back down, as Heyman COUGHS on his mic, to a big pop from the fans, as the genius behind ECW speaks up, having let Cyrus and Miz have their say…

Paul Heyman: You dare step into the land of Extreme … and call yourself “Hardcore”??

Heyman laughs over the mic.

Paul Heyman: You don’t have the first idea, son.

He then points at Cyrus.

Paul Heyman: And as for you?? CYRUS?? You might’ve got ECW cancelled, but you wont hijack THIS show!!

Cyrus, pompous and smug, responds.

Cyrus: Oh, but that’s where you’re wrong, Paulie. See, The Miz is here on his own accord, defending the prestigious W-W-E Hardcore Championship.

Miz holds the belt up.

Cyrus: And I don’t want him to be SCREWED by you and your kool-aid drinking retards in the back!!!

Heat.

Cyrus: So while this is an ECW titled event - this is a WWE sanctioned match, for a WWE sanctioned championship. And the WWE get to appoint the referee.

“BULLSHIT” chants start to build, but Cyrus ignores them.

Cyrus: So, without further adieu, I give to you, the appointed official…

**HARD HITTIN**

Here comes another hated member of the WWE roster; Monday Night Raws colour commentator; THE COACH!!!!! Wearing a referee shirt, Coach is followed by his personal bodyguard; BIG ZEKE as he strolls to the ring, laughing at the fans, as he enters the ring. Coach has a secret handshake with Miz, and Cyrus, as he is handed a mic.

The Coach: WHAT’S UP E-C-W?? THE COACH IS IN THE HOUSE!!!!!

Oblivious to the go-away heat he’s getting, Coach smiles, before putting an arm around Miz.

The Coach: I couldn’t let my boy, The Miz come here alone, could I?? And I think this show needed a little bit of class!!! Am I right??

Heat.

The Coach:So I’m dying to see which ECW SUPERSTAR steps up to the plate to challenge the GREATEST HARDCORE WRESTLER OF ALL TIME!!!

Cyrus - with an evil smirk on his face - takes over again…

Cyrus: Well … let’s see … it was an open challenge to any ECW alumni, wasn’t it??

Miz and Coach nod. Cyrus continues…

Cyrus: And it’s first come, first serve, right??

They nod again, as Cyrus turns his attention to the other man in the ring; Paul Heyman.

Cyrus: Well …

The fans start to work out what’s going on, as does Heyman. Cyrus points to the ECW boss.

Cyrus: I guess we have a winner!! Congratulations Paul!!!!

Cyrus laughs, as Heyman sees the writing on the wall, with Miz, Coach and Zeke all bearing down on him. Heyman backs up, into the corner, clearly unable to take on the three men…

Cyrus: HEY - GUESS WHAT NEW YORK!!?? AFTER THE MIZ GETS DONE WITH THIS FAT PIECE OF CRAP, I’M CANCELLING THIS SHIT ALL OVER AGAIN!!!

Cyrus laughs over the mic, as Heyman is left cornered in the ring when…

**ENTER SANDMAN**

And in the crowd, THE SANDMAN emerges!!!!! Carrying his trusty Singapore Cane and cans of beer, Sandman proceeds through the sea of fans on the floor, whilst Cyrus, Miz, Coach and Zeke all pace around the ring … as Heyman sneaks out of dodge.

The fans serenade Sandman by singing along to the iconic Metallica song, with Sandman smashing beer cans over his own skull, before sipping up beer off womens breasts. In the ring, Cyrus orders Big Zeke to go after Sandman, with the big man departing the ring, and climbing the barricade.

BUT HE GETS CREAMED WITH THE SINGAPORE CANE!!!!! Sandman brutalizes Zeke with the Singapore Cane … whilst in the ring, PAUL HEYMAN IS BACK … AND HE TACKLES DOWN CYRUS!!!!!!

Heyman beats up on Cyrus momentarily, but Miz and Coach put the boots to Heyman, drawing boos from the fans, beating up on the Messiah of ECW … as Sandman finally makes it to ringside, but Cyrus and Coach keep him at bay on the floor, preventing him from getting in the ring…

WHEN THE LIGHTS GO OUT!!!!



**HUKA BLUES**

The lights return …

IT’S SABU
!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sabu is in the ring, and he tosses a chair at Miz - DROPKICKING IT IN HIS FACE!!!!! Distracted, Cyrus turns his attention from Sandman, and it allows Sandman to drag him from the ring … AND CRACK HIM OVER THE HEAD WITH THE SINGAPORE CANE!!!!!! Heyman then beats Cyrus out of the arena, disappearing out of sight!!!!

In the ring, Sabu grabs Coach, and seemingly demands for him to ring the bell … SABU IS ACCEPTING THE CHALLENGE FROM THE MIZ!!!!!!!!!!! Sandman - seemingly playing the role of enforcer, stays at ringside, as Coach is FORCED to call for the bell!!!!!

WWE HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH:
The Miz vs. Sabu
The Miz is BUSTED OPEN!!!!!! Off that ONE dropkick to the face with the chair, Miz is BUSTED OPEN!!! Miz is spaghetti legged, getting to his feet, and Sabu sends Miz off the ropes, knocking him back down with a SPINNING HEEL KICK!!! Picking up the chair, Sabu climbs up top … DIVING ARABIAN FACEBUSTER TO THE MIZ!!!

Sabu covers … BUT THE COACH REFUSES TO COUNT!!!!!!

Bravely or stupidly, Coach shakes his head, refusing to get down to make the count, with the Homicidal, Suicidal, Genocidal Sabu leaping back up to his feet, gripping Coach by the shirt … as we see BIG ZEKE return to ringside, and he NAILS Sandman from behind with a steel chair!!!!! Then, as Sabu gets set to take out Coach, Zeke hit’s the ring, and nails him with the chair too!!!!!

All kinds of heat fill the Hammerstein Ballroom, with Zeke stomping down Sabu, as Coach slides in a table, setting it upright in the corner. We see Miz is STILL flattened on the mat, bleeding profusely, whilst Coach and Zeke take care of business … with Zeke picking Sabu up … CHARGING ACROSS THE RING - RAMMING SABU THROUGH THE TABLE!!!!!

Sabu gets dragged out of the rubble, with Zeke picking up Miz, draping his arm over the torso of Sabu … as Coach makes the count … the LIGHTNING FAST count … 1,2- KICK OUT!!!!! The fans worst fears are allayed for now at least, as Sabu KICKS OUT!!!! Coach is stunned, and tells Zeke to do it again, ordering his bodyguard out of the ring.

Big Zeke places a table between the guardrail and the ring, but once he does that, SANDMAN IS BACK!!!!! And for the second time, Sandman PEPPERS Zeke with the Cane, knocking him over the barrier, fighting Zeke through the crowd … with Coach horrified. Quickly, he helps Miz up, getting him to climb onto the table between the guardrail and the ring apron.

As Miz stumbles through the ropes, Coach tries to get Sabu up, with a clear plan in mind to put him through the table, BUT SABU EXPLODES!!!!! Sabu hammers Coach, and waffles him with the chair … then he runs across the ring, DOUBLE JUMP TO THE OUTSIDE … DDT THROUGH THE TABLE TO THE MIZ!!!

“HOLY SHIT”
“HOLY SHIT”
“HOLY SHIT”

Somehow, Sabu recovers from the insane - suicidal even - spot, and rolls the lifeless body of the WWE Hardcore Champion into the ring!! Sabu brings another table into the ring, setting it up with Miz placed upon it, setting a chair up too … FOR A TRIPLE JUMP MOONSAULT THROUGH THE TABLE!!!!!! The Sandman has returned to the ring after dispatching of Big Zeke … and grabbing the arm of Coach, Sandman makes the count for Sabu … 1...2...3!!!!!
WINNER: AND NEW WWE HARDCORE CHAMPION - SABU @ 03:29

The Miz never even got a single piece of offence in!!! Battered and bloodied, The Miz LOSES the Hardcore Championship at One Night Stand … but CYRUS has returned at ringside … and HE GRABS THE HARDCORE TITLE BELT!!! Cyrus tries to make off with the title belt … BUT GETS CUT OFF BY JOEY STYLES AND JOEL GERTNER!!!!!

Like a rat in a trap, Cyrus is caught, with Sandman waiting at ringside. He tries to push past the commentary team - but Joel and Joey overpower him, and drag Cyrus back to the ring, kicking and screaming!!!!!

Cyrus gets tossed into the ring, along with the Hardcore title, as PAUL HEYMAN returns, and he’s bringing a trashcan with him!!! In the ring, Sandman gives Cyrus a WHITE RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP … as Sabu kills Coach with an ARABIAN SKULLCRUSHER!!!!!!! Miz doesn’t get off lightly either, as despite the beating he’s suffered … he eats one last - BRUTAL - Singapore Cane shot to the skull!!!!

Miz is tossed out of the ring with Cyrus and Coach, with Sandman and Sabu standing tall in the ring, having shown Miz what “Hardcore” really is tonight. Bringing the trash can into the ring, Heyman fills it with gasoline, before Sandman takes a puff of a cigarette - tossing the butt into the trash can - starting a fire inside the trash can … as Sabu takes the Hardcore title … AND TOSSES THE TATTERED OLD TITLE BELT INTO THE TRASH!!!!!!!!!

“E-C-W” chants fill the arena, with Heyman goading the fans on, drumming up all the ECW chants he can muster, as ECW officially KILLS the Hardcore title, figuratively, and LITERALLY at One Night Stand!!!!



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In build up for the upcoming main event, we get a chronological recap of everything that has led to Rob Van Dam vs. Chris Jericho tonight. The cheap win for Jericho at WrestleMania, and Jericho avoiding RVD at all costs since then, whilst stealing the Money in the Bank briefcase.

Then, the fortunate Chris Jericho win at Saturday Nights Main Event that saw Van Dam forced to depart the WWE … but that didn’t mean he couldn’t compete at ECW One Night Stand. Paul Heyman tricked Jericho into agreeing to compete at this show, before informing him of his opponent.



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Back at commentary, Joey Styles and Joel Gertner have retaken their seats, both crowing over how good it felt to get a shot in on Cyrus moments ago. Styles happily informs everyone that the cheap, tacky Hardcore Championship is DEAD, and that The Miz is most certainly NOT Hardcore on tonight’s evidence.

Moving on, Styles and Gertner talk about the Jericho/Van Dam main event to come in just a second, replaying the run-in of RVD on Raw last Monday, and then the promo Chris Jericho cut on Smackdown two night ago, leading to tonight…



**BREAK THE WALLS DOWN**

There’s boos for the Money in the Bank briefcase holding CHRIS JERICHO - though cheers filter as we see him displaying an old school ‘LIONHEART’ vest, going back to his ECW moniker. Quickly though, the reason for that becomes clear … as Jericho tears the jacket off, RIPS IT - AND TOSSES IT AWAY!!!!! Jericho gets into a few arguments with the fans on his way to the ring, nearly inciting a riot, before being ushered into the ring by the security on the floor.

**ONE OF A KIND**

With BILL ALFONSO back by his side, ROB VAN DAM gets a heroes welcome in the Hammerstein Ballroom!!! RVD slaps hands with fans all the way down the aisle, as Alfonso annoyingly blows his whistle throughout the entrance, as Styles reminds us; RVD is no longer in the WWE - this will be the last time we’ll potentially EVER see him, and most definitely the last time we’ll see him in an ECW environment.

Van Dam hit’s the ring … and Jericho IMMEDIATELY takes a walk when RVD climbs inside!!! Van Dam poses for the fans, giving them the ‘R-V-D’ thumb taunt, before calling Jericho into the ring … but Jericho will get in on his own time - not when RVD asks him too. Jericho continues to walk around the ring, as Alfonso gets in his face, blowing his whistle-

AND JERICHO PIE FACES BILL ALFONSO ON THE FLOOR!!!!!

More boos fill the Hammerstein Ballroom, with Jericho bullying the wiry manager of RVD … but Van Dam manages to keep his cool, not rising to the bait from Jericho, and instead, telling Jericho to grow a set and get in the ring. After the stalling, Jericho finally - and carefully gets in the ring, as the bell is rung.

GRUDGE MATCH:
Rob Van Dam vs. Chris Jericho
The two men meet in the middle of the ring, and surprisingly, RVD doesn’t go flat out for Jericho. They share a few words, and RVD begins to do his thumb taunt - but Jericho SLAPS HIM!!!!! Bad idea - RVD responds with punches, then a series of quick clotheslines, with Jericho tumbling around the ring, before rolling out, wanting a break already, having made a stupid decision at the outset. Van Dam isn’t giving time-outs though, and he gives chase.

Jericho rolls back in, lying in wait for RVD, wanting to meet him with a kick - but it’s caught, and Van Dam executes his step over wheel kick, knocking Jericho down!! He whips Jericho to the corner, rushing in with punches and kicks, then backflips out of the corner in a show-off manner - but it’s typical RVD. Jericho charges out though, wanting to surprise RVD - but RVD LEAPS OVER as Jericho rushes him.

Turning around, Van Dam meets Jericho with an inverted atomic drop … and follows up with a clothesline over the top. Jericho lands on the floor, and RVD follows up with a PLANCHA!!!!! Bouncing up to his feet, Van Dam plays to the fans for a moment, then sends Jericho into the guardrail, punching him there and then tosses Jericho aside.

Looking for a moonsault perhaps, RVD jumps onto the guardrail - BUT JERICHO IS UP AND HE SHOVES RVD INTO THE CROWD!!!!!!!!! Jericho looks pleased with himself after that, and berates a few fans, telling them to get out of the way, as he climbs onto the guardrail himself, jumping off and catching Van Dam with an axe handle!!!

Jericho proceeds to stomp Jericho, talking trash, slapping the back of RVD’s head, enjoying this moment of supremacy, mocking Van Dam, perhaps getting a little bit ahead of himself, but - after shooing fans away - Jericho delivers a SUPLEX on the floor!!! Jericho brings Van Dam back up, asking him; “Is this what you wanted?? You stupid son of a bitch!!”

He tosses RVD back over the guardrail, and slams Van Dam on the floor, before producing a LADDER from under the ring, and uses it like a JOUST, jabbing the ladder at Van Dam at speed on the floor, knocking him down again!!! Back in the ring, Jericho slides the ladder in, setting it in the corner, then opens up with chops to RVD in the opposite corner.

Having softened Van Dam up, Jericho wants an Irish Whip into the ladder … but RVD REVERSES - and Jericho COLLIDES WITH THE LADDER!!! Van Dam follows up - DROPKICK to the back of Jericho, crushing him against the ladder again!!! Jericho staggers out - spin kick from RVD!!! Jericho goes down, allowing RVD to deliver a spinning leg drop, and Van Dam then sets the ladder down … SLAMMING Jericho onto it … AND HIT’S A ROLLING THUNDER ON THE LADDER!!!!!!!

Jericho rolls off the ladder, clutching his back in agony, as Van Dam proceeds to stand the ladder up … and he climbs to the top, with obvious bad intentions … but much to Van Dams horror, Jericho manages to stop him up there!!! Jericho climbs up too … AND TRAPS VAN DAM IN THE WALLS OF JERICHO ON THE TOP OF THE LADDER!!!!!

Van Dams body contorts, and Jericho cranks as best as he can, before releasing the hold, sending RVD tumbling to the mat below!!! Feeding off the heat from the fans, Jericho poses at the top of the ladder, and mocks RVD with his own thumb taunt … but while he does this, Van Dam is back up … and he TIPS THE LADDER … JERICHO TUMBLES … AND CROTCHES THE TOP ROPE!!!!!!

With Jericho in a world of hurt on the ropes, Van Dam calls for a chair from Alfonso, getting it - and recklessly THROWS THE CHAIR at Jerichos head!!!!! The impact sends Jericho tumbling to the floor, and now it’s RVD that can play to the fans … before setting himself, watching as Jericho gets back up, and takes off … SUICIDE DIVE … BUT JERICHO MEETS HIM WITH A SWING OF HIS BRIEFCASE!!!!!!!

The Suicide dive ends in disaster for Van Dam, as Jericho meets him with the briefcase shot to the skull!!! Smirking, Jericho holds up his briefcase - and there’s a HUGE dent in it given the impact on Van Dams head just now!!! Jericho tosses RVD back in, and climbs up top, waiting for Van Dam to get up - and Jericho comes off the top with a reverse elbow. First cover of the match - Jericho wants this to be over, 1...2...NO!!!

Jericho picks the ladder back up, and TOSSES it at RVD, but thankfully for him, Van Dam ducks under, with the ladder falling out of the ring. Jericho charges at RVD after missing with the ladder, but Van Dam ducks a clothesline, waistlock - GERMAN SUPLEX!!!!! Van Dam displays some of his better wrestling, and off the German, he delivers a STANDING moonsault on Jericho!!!

Savouring the cheers from the fans, RVD shrugs, then softens up Jericho with right hands, then sends him off to the corner, following in with shoulder thrusts to the gut of the man that exiled him from the WWE. After four thrusts, Van Dam back flips out of the corner again, rushing back in for a Monkey Flip … BLOCKED by Jericho … and COUNTERED into the WALLS OF JERICHO!!!!!

NO!!!

Jericho cant get the Walls turned over, and Van Dams impressive leg strength sees him manage to power Jericho off!!! Getting up, RVD ducks a running forearm shot from Jericho, and looks for a kick - but it’s caught by Jericho … ENZIGURI from Van Dam!!! RVD drops Jericho again, and hit’s a discus leg drop - but he STILL wont go for the cover, and Joey speculates that RVD wants to punish Jericho for as long as he possibly can.

Alfonso tosses Van Dam another chair, but when it’s caught by RVD, Jericho leaps up, looking for a spin kick of his own - Van Dam ducks. Rob then throws the chair at Jericho - caught by Jericho, RVD looks for a Van Daminator - Jericho ducks … AND WAFFLES VAN DAM WITH THE CHAIR!!!! The impact sends RVD falling through the middle rope, onto the apron, and Jericho delivers his signature springboard dropkick, knocking his rival to the floor!!!

Jericho then baseball slides Van Dam when he tries to pull himself back up, and follows to the floor. Jericho chops RVD against the apron, then sends him into the guardrail again, rushing at him - FOOT UP from RVD!!! Jericho staggers back, allowing RVD to jump on the guardrail again - SPRINGBOARD SOMERSAULT PLANCHA OFF THE GUARDRAIL!!!!!

“R-V-D” chants fill the Hammerstein Ballroom, and Van Dam picks Jericho up, sitting him on the guardrail, with Alfonso making himself useful - holding a chair up against Jerichos face, as RVD springs off the rail, KICKING THE CHAIR INTO JERICHOS FACE!!!!! Enjoying himself, RVD bows for the fans, savouring his return to ECW, and eventually tosses Jericho back into the ring, bringing a chair with him.

RVD sets Jericho down in the corner, proceeding to deliver a running low dropkick - using the CHAIR to CRUSH Jerichos face!!!!! Playing to the fans, RVD asks if they want the Van Terminator … and believing Jericho to be in the prime position for it, RVD sets the chair against the chest and face of his prone opponent … but before Rob can leap onto the ropes across the ring … Jericho pushes the chair away … AND ROLLS OUT OF THE RING!!!!!
HE’S TRYING TO WALK OUT!!!!!

Boos fill the arena, with Jericho being called a pussy by the ECW faithful. He gives the fans the bird … but before he can leave, Jericho is confronted by Bill Alfonso!!! Bill gesticulates for Jericho to return to the ring, blowing his whistle incessantly … UNTIL JERICHO TRIPS HIM UP AND APPLIES THE WALLS OF JERICHO TO BILL ALFONSO ON THE AISLE!!!!!!!!

Joey Styles is disgusted, and the fans let Jericho know how they feel too, as he cranks back on the Walls to the wiry manager … as Van Dam soon makes the save, grabbing Jericho from behind by the hair, leading him back to the ring, and looks to send Jericho into the ring apron - reversed by Jericho!! Van Dam hit’s the apron and Jericho follows up, catching RVD with his step up ENZIGURI on the floor!!!!

Jericho picks up a cookie sheet, threatening fans with it, before waffling Van Dam with the weapon to the face!!! Jericho picks up Alfonsos whistle now, taking it from Bill as he crawls back to ringside (whilst stomping the manager for the sake of it) and begins to blow the whistle incessantly, infuriating the fans. Picking up a chair, Jericho SMASHES it across the back of Van Dam - blowing the whistle each time he nails RVD!!

Lining up a big shot against the ring post, Jericho swings - but Van Dam ducks out of the way, with the chair smashing off the post!!! Jericho drops the chair, selling the effect on his wrists, and Van Dam tees off on Jericho, with the whistle disappearing into Jerichos mouth - and he starts choking on it!!!! After Jericho removes the whistle from his mouth, Van Dam throws Jericho back in the ring, and lands with a springboard clothesline as he gets back in himself!!!

Jericho gets sent off the ropes, but ducks a shot from Van Dam … AND COMES BACK WITH A FLYING FOREARM TO RVD!!!! Jericho picks RVD up, and sends him SHOULDER FIRST through the ropes in the corner, crashing Van Dams shoulder against the post, then drags him back out … POWERBOMB … JERICHO HOLDS ON … POWERS RVD UP AGAIN … SECOND POWERBOMB!!!!! 1...2...NO!!!!!!!!!!

VAN DAM KICKED OUT OF THE DOUBLE POWERBOMB!!!!

A move not used by Jericho in YEARS, but it’s not enough to finish off RVD, and Jericho is livid. He grabs John Finnegan by the shirt, angry at the count, believing it should be over, then shoves him away, coming back for RVD … CODEBREAKER … BLOCKED BY VAN DAM!!!! Jericho lands on the mat, and is slow to get up, but he rushes at RVD again - SUPERKICK FROM VAN DAM!!!!!

Van Dam knocks Jericho down, and rolls out, picking up another chair, bringing it in, and driving it down into the gut of Jericho before leaving it on him. RVD shapes up in the corner … going for a SPLIT LEGGED MOONSAULT TO JERICHO - ONTO THE CHAIR - BUT JERICHO GETS HIS KNEES UP!!!!! Van Dam sells the pain, as Jericho recovers … BULLDOG!!!! LIONSAULT!!!!! 1...2...KICK OUT FROM VAN DAM!!!!!!!!!!

Jericho is incensed. Mr. Money in the Bank gets to his feet, calling Finnegan a moron and an idiot, asking if he can even COUNT to three, with Finnegan trying to explain that RVD kicked out, but Jericho doesn’t want to hear it … CODEBREAKER TO FINNEGAN!!!!! Of everything he’s done, THAT gets the most heat for Jericho - assaulting the poor official!!!

He picks up the chair again, smashing it off the canvas, muttering to himself as he stands over RVD, desperate to put Van Dam away for good - raising the chair … RVD LEAPS UP - VAN DAMINATOR TO JERICHO!!!!!! Van Dam makes the cover … BUT THERE’S NO REFEREE!!!!! Finnegan is out cold … BUT BILL ALFONSO SLIDES IN TO MAKE THE COUNT … 1...2...JERICHO KICKS OUT AT THE LAST SECOND!!!!!

Van Dam shakes his head, but speaks with his dishevelled manager - he has something more in mind for Jericho; a promise to uphold. Jericho is set on the canvas up against the ropes, and Alfonso holds up a chair against Jericho … as ROB VAN DAM FINALLY SOARS FOR THE VAN TERMINATOR ON JERICHO that he promised MONTHS ago …

JERICHO DRAGS ALFONSO IN FRONT OF HIM TO TAKE THE BRUNT OF THE DAMAGE!!!!!!!!!

Van Dam wipes out his own manager inadvertently!!!!! Jericho still takes punishment from the Coast to Coast move … but he escapes the full brunt of it, with Van Dam checking on Fonzie - but Alfonso is out COLD. RVD is too busy checking on the condition of Fonzie that he completely takes his eyes off Jericho … and Jericho pounces … LOW BLOW TO VAN DAM!!!!!!!!!!

Van Dam drops to his knees, and Jericho - spaghetti legged, selling the effects of the partial Van Terminator still - grabs the chair, then throws it to RVD once he’s back up … CODEBREAKER ONTO THE CHAIR!!!!!!!! That’ll do it!!! Jericho - talking trash to anyone who’ll listen, turns RVD over, finishing Van Dam once and for all … hooking the leg … BUT THERE’S NO REFEREE TO MAKE THE COUNT!!!!

Jericho keeps the leg hooked, looking to the entrance, beckoning a referee, as Styles reminds us that is was Jericho that assaulted the official and only has himself to blame. Jericho shakes his head, with no referee to make the count … until JEFF JONES comes haring out through the curtain to major heat … down the steps, and runs to the ring, sliding inside … 1...2...VAN DAM KICKS OUT!!!!!

And it was a FAST count too!!!!!! Jericho has a temper tantrum, knowing he had the match won, but an idea appears to be developing in his sick mind, with a grin appearing on his face. Jericho gets Jeff Jones to help him out, pointing to the corner … as he looks to set up his OWN Van Terminator!!! The irony!!! After RVD promised for months to give Jericho the move … Jericho will now look to do it to Van Dam instead!!!

Van Dam is set in the corner, and Jericho steps out onto the apron, turning to mock the fans, and starts giving them the bird … WHEN VAN DAM GETS BACK UP - DRILLING JONES WITH THE CHAIR … and when Jericho turns around on the apron - HE GETS THE CHAIR TOSSED AT HIS FACE!!!!! Jericho falls off the apron, onto the floor, and RVD sets him on the guardrail … GUILLOTINE LEG DROP FROM THE APRON TO THE RAIL!!!!!

The Whole F’N Show throws Jericho back in the ring, whilst leaping to the top rope … FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH!!!!!!!!! Cover … Finnegan has miraculously recovered … 1...2... - VAN DAM BREAKS THE COUNT HIMSELF!!!! Van Dam pulls Jericho up by the hair, shaking his head, and holds up one finger … there’s ONE thing left to do tonight!!!

Van Dam drags the lifeless body of Jericho to the corner, setting him by the ropes, as Fonzie recovers to hold the chair against Jericho … Van Dam stands across the ring, on the apron, pointing around the arena, telling the fans he loves them and ECW … before he springs onto the ropes … AND FLIES … VAN TERMINATOR FINALLY CONNECTS ON JERICHO!!!!!!!!!!!!! He drags Jericho out, hooking the leg … 1...2...3!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WINNER: ROB VAN DAM @ 23:46

It IS a happy ending for RVD, and the Whole F’N Show signs off in style!! He’s banished from the WWE, but Van Dam steals the show once again in E-C-W!!! The celebrations begin, and RVD grabs a mic, talking about dreaming of this moment for seven years.

RVD tells the fans he’s wrestled at WrestleManias, Summerslams, he’s been WWE Champion … but NOTHING compares to THIS NIGHT, and THIS is HIS WrestleMania!!! Van Dam then invites the ENTIRE locker room to join him in the ring…

And they oblige!!!!

The locker room empties out (though Jericho departs, staying true to his character, holding his face as trainers help him out, and Raven is also missing from the festivities as is Cyrus), and they fill the ring, ending One Night Stand with a huge celebration of ECW, going off the air with the fans chanting “E-C-W” at the top of their lungs.

With Rob Van Dam front and centre with Paul Heyman, as The Sandman hands out beers, with old foes burying the hatchet. Tears are shed, hugs are shared … as One Night Stand goes off the air, bringing the curtain down on ECW for the very last time.

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Monday Night Raw | July 14 2008 | Baltimore MD





Raw opens direct to the ring, where THE MASTER CRAFTSMEN are standing - gloating over their wins last week to retain their respective titles. Haas and Dinsmore talk about the roll that the East Coast Party Boys had been on … until they met the premiere team in ALL the WWE, mocking Ryder and Hawkins team name, by saying they didn’t have much to party about after losing to the champs last week.

Moving on, Albright gets his chance to speak, and has no problem reminding the fans that last week was his THIRD title defence since winning the title only three weeks earlier (ignoring the fact that the first title defence he’s counting never actually happened), putting himself over as the hardest working World Champion of all time … “but not through choice, let me tell ya.”

Albright expands on his point, claiming that Raw GM Ricky Steamboat has had a vendetta against him since the moment he took charge on Raw, calling the treatment unfair, and accuses Steamboat of being jealous because Albright is a better champion than the Dragon ever was. Haas chips back in, suggesting that they’ll be the ones having a party tonight when Ventura gives Steamboat his marching orders.

Continuing on, Albright mocks Steamboats ‘obvious’ attempts to have him lose the title, stating that in just one month as champion, Albright has already cleaned out Monday Night Raw, having defeated Christian, Shelton Benjamin and Shawn Michaels in title matches, whilst beating Rey Mysterio ‘on my week off’. Openly questioning, Albright asks where the next challenge will come from…

As Dinsmore suggests Steamboat give Doink The Clown a call, or find out what the Iron Shiek is up to, before Haas adds “don’t go giving the man ideas!!” Laughing, the Craftsmen tell the fans they should be laughing too, because Steamboat as GM has been an absolute joke. Albright takes over and shouts; “we‘re six weeks away from Summer slam - and your world champion cant see a worthy contender anywhere on the horizon!!”

**STAY IN SHADOW**

PAUL LONDON
- who returned two weeks ago on Raw, and last week promised to come after ALL THREE of the Master Craftsmen - enters the stage, but before he can speak, and even before his music can fade out, London is interrupted by Albright shouting - “I STILL don’t see a worthy contender!!” London though, doesn’t care what Albright does or doesn’t see, he made a declaration last week that he was coming for EVERYTHING the Master Craftsmen have.

**BOOYAKA 619**

Before London can say any more though, REY MYSTERIO joins him on the stage, which brings a comment from Dinsmore that “looks like the loser convention has started up there!!” Albright mocks Rey and London, calling them the prime example of there being no worthy contenders for his title on Raw, saying he’s fed up of beating both Mysterio and London. London snipes back, telling Albright the last time they met, he beat Albright; 1,2,3 in the King of the Ring tournament.

Albright discounts it, telling London HE didn’t beat Albright - the clock did that night, citing the time limit on the match, claiming it played into Londons hands. London tells Albright to make all the excuses he wants; it doesn’t matter. The Master Craftsmen stole his shot at becoming King of the Ring, and now, he doesn’t care if they deem him worthy of a shot or not - he’s coming for revenge; one way or another.

Mysterio nods, telling the Craftsmen he’s sick of the three of them. They injured London, they broke Shelton Benjamins arm - and if it wasn’t for London a few weeks ago, they’d have done the same to him. “It‘s time the three of you got a taste of your own medicine.” Haas laughs off the threat from Rey, and adding to Albrights earlier point about being fed up of beating them up, “I guess we could do it one more time!!”

Inviting Rey and London to fight the three of them, The Master Craftsmen set their titles down - big men when they have the numbers advantage. Rey and London show no fear though, and begin to walk down the aisle, ready to fight the trio, even if they are a man light…

**AINT NO STOPPIN ME**

SHELTON BENJAMIN!!!!! Wearing a free cast on his arm, SHELTON BENJAMIN comes racing through the curtain, as the cocky demeanour of the Master Craftsmen vanishes instantaneously!!! Benjamin sprints down the ramp, past London and Mysterio, into the ring, taking the fight to Albright, Haas and Dinsmore!!! London and Mysterio join him, beating the hell out of the Master Craftsmen!!! They clear the ring, with the Craftsmen staggering away, regrouping on the outside, looking to escape-

**SIRIUS**

But here comes RICKY STEAMBOAT!!! The Raw General Manager (for now, at least) makes his way onto the stage, much to the chagrin of the Master Craftsmen, telling Albright he sees three worthy contenders for the title in the ring right now … and while Albright wont have to defend the title tonight, he WILL be in action, with Haas and Dinsmore, against the three men in the ring.

And, if Rey, London and Shelton win the six man tag tonight - ALL THREE of them will get a shot at the title next week on Raw in a Fatal Four Way!!! Naturally, Albright is livid, getting in Steamboats face, telling him this isn’t right, with Haas and Dinsmore holding Brent back, telling Steamboat he’ll not be in charge long enough to see this ruling through.

They depart the stage, leaving the faces standing tall in the ring - needing to remain a unit tonight for all three of them to get what they want in a weeks time… cutting to ringisde, J.R is shown for the first time tonight, being joined by MATT STRIKER - filling in for Coach as a result of the injuries suffered by Coach last night at One Night Stand.

Quoting Paul Heymans first lines when he replaced Jerry Lawler on Raw in ‘01, Striker decrees that “where there is chaos - there is opportunity”, before wishing Coach well, and hoping he can do a good job in his absence. J.R tells Striker “it isn’t a high bar, kid”, before hyping what’s to come tonight. Jesse Ventura will deliver an evaluation on Steamboat, whilst up next, the Knuckle Dusters and New Standard will bring an end to their ongoing rivalry…




COMMERCIAL BREAK




In a solid tag team grudge match, the veteran duo of William Regal and Goldust; THE KNUCKLE DUSTERS overcome the youth of THE NEW STANDARD pair Cody Rhodes and Ken Doane. It’s a physical affair, with much of the match happening as a four man fight and not much in the way of tags. The finish comes @ 09:14 with the up and comers finding themselves out cheated by the savvy vets, looking to use the brass knucks on Regal, but unbeknownst to Cody, Regal has a pair of his own tucked away, and catches Rhodes coming in with the POWER OF THE PUNCH, knocking Cody down. Goldust is the man to make the cover, with Regal holding Doane on the outside … 1...2...3!!!!!

After the match, Goldust and Regal celebrate, knocking off the younger pair, teaching Rhodes and Doane that they still have a long way to go before they can outsmart the old dogs. J.R adds his pennies worth, claiming that Regal and Goldust should be looking at a title shot in their future, forming a formidable team with their guile and experience.



COMMERCIAL BREAK



We get a recap of last weeks CHRISTIAN/CENA showdown and brawl, leading to the announcement of their HELL IN A CELL match at SUMMERSLAM by Ricky Steamboat.



During the entrances for the next match, J.R and Striker discuss the events last week between Christian and Cena, both adding their excitement for the final showdown between the pair at Summer slam - though there‘s no mention that neither man is here tonight … but they aren‘t.

In tag team action, the team of MICHELLE MCCOOL AND LAYLA team up to face the woman that put a stop to their attack on Kelly Kelly last week; VICTORIA who teams with KELLY KELLY as the young blonde finally finds back up to take on the heel pair. It’s not much to write home about, though Victoria does the majority of the work for her team, as J.R explains that as a veteran of the division, Victoria wants to teach McCool and Layla some respect, not taking kindly to their victimisation of Kelly in recent weeks. Kelly gets a hot tag from Victoria, and takes it to Layla and McCool, but the heels get the better of the blonde, leading to a blind tag from Victoria, and suitably refreshed, she sees off the heel tandem, finishing Layla with the WIDOWS PEAK @ 05:56 to give her team the win.

Victoria and Kelly stand tall after the match, owning the ring, whilst McCool and Layla regroup on the floor, telling the celebrating pair “THIS ISNT OVER!!” and telling Victoria that this had nothing to do with her. In the ring, Victoria puts Kelly over, raising her hand, with Kelly thanking Victoria for helping her against the bullies, before fading out.




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Returning backstage, we see the return of TIFFANY after a few weeks absence since John Cena assaulted her boyfriend. Returning to work as a backstage interviewer, Tiffany is with GARRISON CADE ahead of his first match in the ‘Best of 7’ series with Nick Nemeth, asking him what his strategy is for the series … something Cade laughs at.

The Lone Star tells Tiffany that he doesn’t need to think long and hard about a strategy - he’s going to blow Nemeth out of the water within five weeks. Going back to his comments last week, Cade reiterates that Nemeth simply isn’t MAN ENOUGH to stand up to the kind of punishment he’ll lay on him week after week, saying he’s being kind by saying Nemeth might get lucky once.

Tiffany questions Cade if he’s underestimating Nemeth a little, but Cade says there’s nothing to estimate, and he calls it as he sees it. “And what I see when I look at Nemeth is a weak, vulnerable, skinny ass pretty boy, who doesn’t have the guts to fight a real mans man like me for seven weeks.” Cade promises to break Nemeths will first, then his spirit … “and if I have to, I‘ll break some bones too.” sounding very confident ahead of the Best of 7 series starting tonight.


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Back in the arena, Intercontinental Champion CM PUNK enters, joining commentary tonight for the first of the #1 Contender Best of 7 series. Whilst Punk walks to ringside, J.R speaks of his disgust at Punks actions last week, requesting that we DON’T get a replay of what Punk did to Shawn Michaels last week. Striker adds that we don’t know what the future now holds for HBK, with it appearing he was about to announce his retirement, before Punk rudely interrupted him a week ago - and HBK hasn’t offered any comment since last Monday.

Punk is cheery as he joins commentary, forcing J.R to try and remain professional and not rant at the I.C Champion over his actions a week ago, but J.R does challenge Punk on what he did to Shawn Michaels - humiliating Shawn in front of the mans family, calling it uncalled for. Punk shrugs it off, and tells J.R; “I guess it was Gods will, J.R. He certainly didn’t put a stop to it, did he??” Moving on, Punk says he gave Shawn Michaels the send off he deserved last week, telling our commentators that Shawn “sure as hell aint no saint, despite the best attempts of this company to paint him as one.”

Striker handles the remainder of the conversation with Punk, as they discuss the two contenders for the I.C title whilst they make their entrances. Punk likes the idea of the Best of 7 series, saying that anyone that comes for his title should have to earn it the hard way if they’re planning to step up to his level, putting over how important the title has become since he won it in April.

GARRISON CADE jumps NICK NEMETH before the bell, and tosses Nemeth out of the ring over the top rope, shouting at Nemeth that he doesn’t belong in the ring with him. Nemeth struggles to his feet on the floor, but gets right back in, and jumps on Cade, taking him down - taking the fight to the big Texan!!! It’s an all out brawl to start the Best of Seven series, as Raw heads into a commercial break…




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And, back from the commercial, Nemeth is still bringing the fight to Cade, not backing down, despite being overmatched by the bigger, stronger man. Nemeth keeps fighting for openings, but the ‘Lone Star’ keeps cutting him off, putting a beating on Nemeth, but he cant break the kids spirit. Looking for a Heart Punch, Cade loads up, but Nemeth counters into a small package; 1...2...NO!!! They bounce up, with Cade striking first, putting Nemeth back down, then looks for the RAZORS EDGE … but Nemeth flips out of trouble … and catches Cade with his LEAPING DDT!!!!! Nemeth gets the 1...2...3 @ 10:02 to win Match 1 of the Best of 7 series!!!!

Nemeth wins the first contest, overcoming the beating from Cade, as his huge DDT continues to get the job done, time after time. J.R puts over the spirit of Nemeth, stating that Cade might have to rethink his strategy, because Nemeth has a lot more spirit than he possibly envisaged. Punk gives Nemeth credit for winning tonight, but reminds J.R and Striker that he “has a long way to go” in the series. It’s only match ONE of a possible SEVEN.


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Cutting backstage, JESSE VENTURA is shown, making his way to the Gorilla position, with J.R telling everyone that the evaluation of Ricky Steamboat is coming up next. CM Punk signs off with “good riddance, Steamboat” … as we head into the commercial break.




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COMMISSIONER VENTURA makes his way to the ring, and briefly talks to the fans, before getting straight to business, reminding everyone why he’s here tonight, but before going into detail, Ventura wants Steamboat to be out here, to hear it all face to face…

**SIRIUS**

RICKY STEAMBOAT answers the call, and the Raw General Manager makes his way to the ring ahead of this evaluation. After a handshake, Ventura doesn’t waste much more time, telling Steamboat he knows Ricky is a smart man, and has to be aware that him being here so soon into Steamboats tenure cannot be a good thing. Steamboat agrees, with Ventura then going through the amount of high-profile incidents since Steamboat took charge;

“First off, let‘s talk about the World Champion. Aside from his complaints about being overworked, Brent Albright has been pretty busy trying to injure everyones path that he crosses. He broke Shelton Benjamins arm, and he tried to do the same to Rey Mysterio!! Last week, CM Punk carried out one of the most despicable acts I’ve seen with what he did to Shawn Michaels. Then, how about John Cena and the crap he‘s pulled these last few weeks?? Thankfully, Christian will make a full recovery from the injuries he suffered at the hands of Cena - but that could‘ve turned out much worse. Then, once he received his punishment - Cena took that so seriously, he went out of his way to destroy a young kid who isn’t even on the main roster yet … and a legend in Terry Funk!!”

Asking Steamboat to explain himself, Ventura gives Ricky the opportunity to address those incidents. Steamboat agrees that the Master Craftsmen, CM Punk and John Cena have all been out of order to a degree in recent weeks. Ricky takes responsibility for Albrights actions, admitting he’s pushed the champion pretty hard with title defences, explaining that he wants Albright to prove he’s a worthy champion -given the less than worthy way in which he won the title.

Ricky accepts a lot of injuries have taken place under his watch, but points out that Shelton Benjamin IS back from his broken arm and is cleared to wrestle with a cast, with Steamboat believing the best form of punishment for Albright and his cohorts to be to face the men they‘ve been trying to systematically destroy. He also states that he intends to reprimand CM Punk for what he did last week - but wants to speak with Shawn Michaels first before he decides what to do with Punk.

“And as for Cena - you know as well as I do, Jesse, I wanted to suspend Cena for what he did to Christian. The Board wouldn’t allow that. So I did the best I could, and I withdrew Cena from any title opportunity for the remainder of this year. Yeah - that backfired. I didn’t envisage seeing what happened to Drew McIntyre or Terry Funk. I hold my hands up, I made a mistake by letting that young man compete. And I should‘ve reigned Cena in after that. But I believe karma is coming for Mister Cena at Summerslam.”

Ventura agrees, and concedes that Steamboat has created a lot of buzz with the Summerslam main event; “but the fact remains Ricky … there appears to be a lack of respect amongst the locker room and the superstars for your authority.” Openly, Jesse questions if Steamboat has the respect of the locker room, with many superstars seemingly running roughshod, with no concern of facing serious repercussions from Steamboat. Ventura then hints that he may have to take drastic action and admit he made a mistake in appointing Steamboat in the first place…

“… but that‘s what HE wants!!”

The Commissioner tells Steamboat he WONT be relieving him of his duties, as he’s uncovered details that JBL has been in contact with the Master Craftsmen and John Cena (but notably, not Punk) since Steamboat was appointed as General Manger and he had hatched a plan to undermine Ricky’s status as GM. Ventura - with a smirk - turns to the camera to send a message to JBL; “It wont work. You‘re gone from Raw, Bradshaw - and no matter what; you‘re NOT coming back!!”

Turning back to Steamboat, Ventura tells him he has his full faith to remain General Manager of Raw, and says that the Craftsmen and Cena had better get used to the fact that it’s Steamboat in charge and not a pushover like Ranjin Singh whose strings they could pull. Ventura also apologises to Steamboat that he was overruled in his bid to suspend Cena; “but if Cena pulls another stunt - you WILL have my full backing to punish him to the fullest extent.”

Steamboat thanks Ventura for the for the revelation of the plot, and his support, before he takes the opportunity to tell Ventura that if the Master Craftsmen purposely go out to injure another superstar, he will STRIP them - ALL OF THEM - of their gold. Ricky admits he may be softly spoken, and not carry much in the way of intimidation, but promises that he’s more than capable of laying down the law if anyone steps out of line; “and if anyone doesn’t believe me?? They can try me.”

The Dragon uses the announcement of Hell in a Cell as an example of what he’s willing to do - pointing out that a match like Hell in a Cell goes against all of his own personal ideals about wrestling, but accepts that in 2008, these are the types of measures he has to take; “and I‘m willing to take those measures”. Ventura looks impressed by the declaration, and the two men shake hands, as the segment comes to a close…




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Clips of the many cities WWE visited last Summer during the global World tour.

“LAST YEAR, THE WWE TOURED THE GLOBE”

And, shots of Wembley Stadium last year at Summerslam, with clips of Randy Ortons mid air RKO on RVD, Ricky Hatton knocking out Armando Estrada, Edge spearing The Undertaker, MNM falling from a ladder, and Christian raising the title at the end of that show.

“AND BROUGHT THE BIGGEST EVENT OF THE SUMMER ACROSS THE POND”

The Summerslam logo flashes across the screen, then an image of the world is shown, with the focus zooming in toward the U.S.A…

“BUT THIS YEAR…”

The zoom continues toward the East Coast, and then, we see clips of New York City; the statue of Liberty, yellow cabs, Times Square, Brooklyn Bridge…

“SUMMERSLAM IS COMING…”

The New York skyline … then the camera stops at Madison Square Garden.

“…HOME”

Flashing shots of famous MSG moments in WWE history; Hogan winning his first title, Bret Hart being hoisted in the air at WrestleMania X, Austin stunning McMahon for the first time, and Triple H winning the ladder match in 1998 at a Summerslam.

“NEW YORK CITY … MADISON SQUARE GARDEN … THE SPIRITUAL HOME OF THE WWE”

End, with the Summerslam graphic on the screen.



WWE SUMMERSLAM | AUGUST 24 | NEW YORK CITY, NY
- MADISON SQUARE GARDEN -
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Backstage, Eve Torres conducts an interview with Womens Champion BETH PHOENIX off the back of her controversial title defence last week against Gail Kim. Beth quickly tells Eve that there wasn’t any controversy as far as she was concerned last week - Mickie James came to screw HER out of the title, not Gail Kim, yet she came through and retained her title. The champion says she’s finished with Gail Kim now, and is ready for a new challenge.

With a hint of sarcasm, Beth talks about the other potential challengers in the Womens division, suggesting (whilst laughing) that perhaps Kelly Kelly is next in line for a shot. However, GAIL KIM soon crashes the interview, telling Beth she doesn’t get to say when she’s finished with anyone, and not to get any ideas about defending her title against anyone else until Gail gets another shot. “We aren‘t done yet, Beth. Far from it.” Gail then leaves, having warned Phoenix, leaving the champion furious.



Cutting to the ring, oddly, SIMON DIAMOND and SWINGER are in the ring - and after identifying the pair, J.R notes that neither man is under contract with the WWE, and both were in attendance for ECW One Night Stand last night - but didn’t make an appearance on the show … and have now seemingly commandeered the ring on Raw. And of course, Simon has a problem. Diamond states that One Night Stand was last night, but the greatest tag team in ECW history DIDN’T have a match, whilst old has-beens like Mick Foley and Terry Funk bled all over each other.

**IN THE MIDDLE OF IT NOW**

Interrupting Diamond and Swinger, THE EAST COAST PARTY BOYS hit the stage, and talk about how much they enjoyed One Night Stand, saying they didn’t once think “man, how much better would this show be with Simon Diamond and Johnny Swinger.” Ryder and Hawkins then say that while Diamond and Swinger mightn’t have had a match last night - they can have a match now if they wish - WITH THEM!! Diamond cheap shots Ryder, and Swinger takes down Hawkins, as the impromptu match kicks off…

In a very short match, THE EAST COAST PARTY BOYS defeat SIMON DIAMOND AND SWINGER @ 03:13 when Hawkins lands his Heat Seeking Elbow on Diamond, giving the Party Boys a bounce back win after coming up short last week in their quest for the tag titles. Ryder and Hawkins celebrate their win, with J.R quipping that Simon has an even bigger problem now!!

Moving on, Matt Striker explains that in the absence of The Coach, the duty will fall on him to host the Playas Club up next - dubbing it ‘Strikers Classroom’ for one night only … as the Angels of Anarchy get set to appear; NEXT.


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Back in the arena, Matt Striker - as promised - fills in for Coach on the Playas Club, bringing out CHRISTOPHER DANIELS and DOUG WILLIAMS; The Angels of Anarchy. The team come out together, despite recent tensions between them, and cutting right to the chase when they get to the ring, Striker asks what the future holds for them as a team, citing the fact that they’re out of the reckoning for a tag title shot until the Master Craftsmen lose the gold - with there being no end in sight to Haas and Dinsmores title reign.

Daniels accepts that it’s been a trying time for them over the last month, taking the blame for costing the team their shot at Vengeance. He also touches on them being out of contention whilst Haas and Dinsmore remain champions, but maintains that he and Williams are still the best team in ALL of the WWE; not just Raw. Williams agrees, bringing up their other near misses when they should’ve won the titles, but either due to bad luck or being cheated, they haven’t had the titles in their possession to prove it. Williams also admits that since they lost at Saturday Nights Main Event, the team have gone off the boil, becoming distracted with no titles to fight for.

Striker then presses, asking if they’ll stay as a team in the hope the titles change hands in the near future. Williams answers, telling Striker that after a couple of weeks to get things together and iron out any issues - they WILL stick together, and promises they’ll get back on track and be ready and waiting for the day the Master Craftsmen lose the titles. Daniels nods, and tells Striker that they came to the WWE together a year ago with one goal in mind - conquering and dominating the tag team division; and they haven’t fulfilled that objective yet. “That was our goal when we signed here … but a lot can change in a year-”

AND CHRISTOPHER DANIELS STUNS DOUG WILLIAMS WITH A STEP-UP ENZIGURI!!!!!

Boos fill the arena, with Daniels standing over Williams as Striker runs for cover out of the ring. Williams is knocked loopy by the kick, and tries to get back to his feet, pulling himself up on Daniels - who NAILS Williams with the microphone … before picking him up … STO -- STRAIGHT INTO A KOJI CLUTCH TO DOUG WILLIAMS!!!!! Christopher Daniels chokes Doug out with the hold, and leaves no doubt; he’s just ended this tag team with Doug Williams!!! Daniels then rips off his ‘Angels of Anarchy’ shirt, dumping it on the body of Williams, making it clear the tag team is dead … as we fade out to boos from the fans.


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Raw returns with clips of the previous segment, where Christopher Daniels turned on his tag team partner, Doug Williams, seemingly ending the Angels of Anarchy tag team. J.R expresses his disgust at the actions of Daniels, saying it was uncalled for, and if Daniels didn’t want to be Williams partner anymore, he should’ve just told him and been a man about it.

Moving on, much to the frustration of J.R, we are treated to a recap of the conclusion of Raw last week. Following his gut-wrenching loss to Brent Albright, it appeared Shawn Michaels was on the verge of retiring … when CM PUNK crashed the moment, mocking Shawns belief in God, and bloodying HBK up … with Michaels family having to watch on in horror at ringside.

J.R and Striker discuss the unsavoury incident, which came off the back of Michaels giving Punk a taste of Sweet Chin Music the week prior. Despite that, J.R cant condone Punks actions, saying there’s no excuse for Punk humiliating Shawn Michaels like he did last week - and he’s even more angry that Punk showed no regret for his actions whilst out here earlier in the night. It’s unclear what the status of Shawn Michaels is, with HBK giving no comment in the last week, going on ‘radio silence’ since last weeks incident.



Backstage, Scott Stanford is with PAUL LONDON, REY MYSTERIO and SHELTON BENJAMIN ahead of the upcoming 6 man tag main event tonight. Asked about whether they can overcome the well-oiled machine of the Master Craftsmen and the teamwork and chemistry the Craftsmen have, our trio of faces believe they can. Rey explains that the Craftsmen tried to take all three of them out of action - and it’s not a case of whether they can overcome the Craftsmen; it’s a case of whether the Craftsmen can overcome THEM.

London picks it up from there, going back to last week, and his promise to bring the Master Craftsmen down; “I just didn’t say I was gonna do it alone.” London reminds Stanford that the Master Craftsmen have done a great job … of creating a lot of enemies, and there’s no one with bigger grudges to bear than himself, Shelton and Rey. Benjamin then takes over, and shows off his cast, reminding Scott how his arm was broken; “I don’t forgive, and I sure as hell don’t forget.”

Stanford acknowledges the three of them are clearly on the same page tonight, and there’s a huge carrot being dangled for them for winning; a title shot next week in a fatal four way. Thinking ahead, Stanford poses the question of what could happen next week if they win tonight. There’s a few smiles, with Shelton stating that all three of them want the same thing, and whilst they’ll work together tonight to achieve it, once they get Albright out of the way next week - it’s every man for himself. London and Rey agree, guaranteeing that next week one of them will be World Champion.



Back into the arena…

**MEET YOUR MASTER**

The Master Craftsmen enter the arena, with World Champion BRENT ALBRIGHT leading the way, ahead of the World Tag Team Champions CHARLIE HAAS and NICK DINSMORE. None of the trio look cocky like they did at the top of the night, taken aback by the return of Shelton Benjamin, and undoubtedly shaken by the revelation that Jesse Ventura has uncovered the plot by JBL to undermine Ricky Steamboat.

**AINT NO STOPPIN ME**

Next out, SHELTON BENJAMIN hit’s the stage, returning very quickly from his broken arm a few weeks ago, looking fired up, pointing to the Craftsmen in the ring from the ramp, desperate to get his hands on the three men that put him out. However, the Black Diamond keeps his composure long enough to wait for his partners tonight…

**STAY IN SHADOW**

Set for his first match since Vengeance, PAUL LONDON - still wearing a brace on his knee - makes his way out, and like Shelton, he remains calm and composed, meeting Benjamin at the bottom of the ramp. The Master Craftsmen pace the ring, trying to call the two men on, wanting to get the jump on them whilst there’s only two of them … but London and Benjamin remain composed, waiting for Rey…

**BOOYAKA 619**

REY MYSTERIO pops up from under the trapdoor, playing to the fans, before making his way down the ramp. Rey, London and Benjamin have a momentary talk at the bottom of the ramp … BEFORE HITTING THE RING QUICKLY!!! It’s a six man brawl, with all six men spilling to the floor!! It’s chaos before the match even begins … as we get sent to a commercial break, with J.R hoping the referee can get things under control.


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Back from the commercial, order is restored, and the six man tag is in progress. THE MASTER CRAFTSMEN have a really hard time dealing with PAUL LONDON, SHELTON BENJAMIN AND REY MYSTERIO. The speed, agility and quickness of the face trio have Albright, Haas and Dinsmore in all kinds of trouble, before the World Champion catches Rey with a Belly to Belly suplex that turns the tables. Working on the smallest of the three opponents, the Craftsmen begin to hit their groove, wearing down Mysterio.

That is, until Rey is sent into the ropes, springing off the middle and takes Dinsmore down with a cross body. Dinsmore grabs the leg of Rey just before he can tag though … but Mysterio catches him with an enziguri, then makes the tag to Benjamin!!! Shelton hit’s the ring with fury, taking out all three members of the opposition with his highlight reel offence - but as he looks to use his cast for a shot at Albright, Benjamin is stopped by the official!! Mike Chioda warns Shelton he’ll be disqualified if he uses it, and Albright sees an opening to cheap shot … but Benjamin catches him coming in - T-BONE EXPLODER!!!!! 1...2...BROKEN BY HAAS!!!!!

Despite the count being broken, Benjamin retains control, but his own desire to punish Albright begins to show, with the Black Diamond ignoring calls for a tag in order to beat on Albright some more. London even at one point tries to make a blind tag off Shelton, but just misses. The action distracts Benjamin though, and that momentary lapse allows Albright to take advantage, scoring with the HALF-NELSON SUPLEX on Benjamin!! Shelton survives that, but in a twisted next action … ALBRIGHT STOMPS THE BROKEN ARM!!!!! Benjamin screams in agony, and rolls around, as we head to the final commercial of the night.


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And, back from the last commercial, Shelton Benjamin - with one arm - is fighting back against the now legal Charlie Haas, as we see clips of the Master Craftsmen working his bad arm throughout the break. Now though, The Black Diamond is fighting back, but just as it looks like he’s about to make a tag back out - Dinsmore runs in and attacks both Rey and London, knocking them off the apron!!! Dinsmore is scolded by the referee for his actions … and while that happens, Albright illegally gets Benjamin up for the ACE IN THE HOLE behind the officials back … AND DELIVERS!!!!! Haas makes the cover … 1...2...BROKEN BY LONDON!!!!!

{/OVERRUN}

And from there, all hell breaks loose!!! All six men get involved, with Rey returning too, though it’s 3 on 2 for a while with Shelton incapacitated, and the pair of Mysterio and London find themselves overwhelmed by the Master Craftsmen. London and Rey get sent out of the ring eventually, with Haas dragging Shelton up, looking to finish him off - BUT EATS PAYDIRT!!!!! Benjamin struggles to his feet - but is stopped by Brent - DRAGON WHIP TO ALBRIGHT … FROST KICK TO DINSMORE … AND A TAG TO LONDON!!!!!

London hit’s the ring with a full head of steam, fired up, taking on all three of the Master Craftsmen, eventually putting his focus on the legal man - Charlie Haas - but not before beating the shit out of Brent Albright with wicked forearms!!! London catches Haas with an Overhead Kick, but as he goes up top for the 450 Splash, Nick Dinsmore stops him!!! Dinsmore meets London up top - as Mysterio tags the leg of London to make himself legal, then trips the leg of Dinsmore with Nick crotching the ropes!!!

Dinsmore tumbles to the floor … and Rey follows up, as he catches the recovering Haas with the 619 … setting him into position … as London FLIES with the 450 Splash onto Haas!!! Mysterio gets the cover on Haas, as Shelton NAILS Albright on the floor with the CAST!!! All three Master Craftsmen are OUT of commission, it’s a formality as the count comes down … 1...2...3!!!!! Mysterio pins Haas @ 18:18 to give himself, London and Benjamin a World Heavyweight title shot next week on Raw in a Fatal Four Way!!!!!

Raw comes to an end with the three united faces - all with one common enemy - standing together in the middle of the ring, whilst the Craftsmen are left in all kinds of trouble. Dinsmore helps Albright up on the floor, whilst Haas remains flat out in the ring - and we see Brent bleeding by the mouth following the shot he ate from Benjamins cast.

In the ring, Shelton displays the cast covered arm, proud of his handiwork, whilst on the floor, Brent Albright clutches onto the World Championship that little bit tighter, watching the scene in the ring with a look of horror … facing three challengers for his gold in one weeks time. Three challengers that all want to see him lose that very championship he holds dearest…

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Official Card for WWE SummerSlam:
August 24 2008 | Madison Square Garden, New York NY
Theme Music; ‘Closer’ by Kings of Leon & ‘In The City’ by Kevin Rudolf


~ THE MAIN EVENT ~
!! HELL IN THE CELL !!
JOHN CENA -VERSUS- CHRISTIAN
~ COLLISION COURSE III - THE FIGHT OF THE CENTURY ~


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WWE Superstars | July 16 2008
EPISODE 62



Colt Cabana defeats James Storm {minus Chris Harris} via DQ in singles action @ 04:03 when HARDCORE HOLLY hit’s the ring, beating the tar out of Colt Cabana!!! Holly brutalizes Cabana as revenge for Colt saving Colin Delaney from a further beat down at the hands of Holly last week, and James Storm gets out of dodge, with no interest in trying to step in between them.

Holly roughs up Colt on the floor, with Grisham and Striker both calling Holly a bully … before Hardcore DRILLS Colt with an ALABAMA SLAM on the RAMP!!!!! The veteran is then forced away by referees, as we hear him over the cameras, calling Cabana a ‘fruitcake’, saying that’ll teach him to stick his nose in my business.

In tag team action, Los Latinos defeat the makeshift tandem of JTG and Evan Bourne @ 08:02. Despite getting along just fine, JTG and Bourne are pretty ‘off’ throughout the match, not gelling as a unit enough, allowing Chavo and Super Crazy to take advantage of the situation, eventually rolling JTG up for the three count.

After the match, Vickie Guerrero is gleeful in victory, getting on the mic to say that JTG may have beaten her men in singles matches, but they shine best as a team - as they showed tonight.

In a brief squash match, Damien Sandow makes quick work of a local jobber, finishing him off with the Straight Jacket Neck breaker @ 01:22. After the match, Sandow doesn’t appear to be impressed, getting in the face of the camera, questioning if this is the best use Finlay can find for him.

In the main event, Jerry Lynn gets another shot to impress, after being screwed over somewhat at One Night Stand, with the veteran taking on fellow ECW alum - and current Raw roster member - Kid Kash. It’s an excellent ten minute match between two well versed veterans, but in the end, Kid Kash gets the job done, finishing Jerry Lynn with the BANKROLL @ 11:51.

They shake hands after the match, with Jerry taking the loss well, whilst Grisham and Striker wonder if the Raw and Smackdown General Managers were watching - as they both feel Jerry Lynn could easily fit in on either roster and give anyone a run for their money; as evidenced tonight.

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{NOTE; Portions of the Triple H/Ric Flair promo on this show are deliberately lifted from a real life promo between the two in 2007.}


Friday Night Smackdown | July 18 2008 | Norfolk VA



Opening Video

Pyro



**BROKEN DREAMS**

Right off the bat, LASHLEY is kicking off Smackdown, dressed to compete, with his tag team partner Batista, and their manager, Steven Richards, accompanying him on the way to the ring…

On commentary, we hear an old, familiar voice - but one not heard on television in an entire year…

Michael Cole: Forty-eight hours remain until the final match of Ric Flairs career. Forty-eight hours until the WWE Championship WrestleMania rematch, forty-eight hours until the thirty man Iron Man match for the Cruiserweight Championship. We are forty-eight hours away from the Great American Bash!! And on the last stop to the Bash this Sunday, Smackdown is kicking off with a HUGE match!! Lashley will go one on one with Matt Hardy, two nights away from a Tables, Ladders and Chairs match between the Hardys and the Gods of War!!!

The Gods of War hit the ring, both looking mighty serious, ahead of this preview of sorts before the Great American Bash this Sunday … before the camera cuts to ringside, showing that old familiar face of Michael Cole, as he replaces Joey Styles on play-by-play.

Michael Cole: Hello everybody, yes, the rumours are true. Joey Styles publicly stepped down from his role here on Smackdown this past Sunday at ECW‘s One Night Stand, and as a result - for better or worse - it’s me, Michael Cole, returning to Smackdown.

Jerry Lawler: Trust me, it’s for the better, Michael. I don’t know why they ever replaced you with that geek anyway.

Michael Cole: Well, certainly no bias there, King, given your own run in with Joey this past Sunday.

Jerry Lawler: Let’s leave the bad news in the past, and focus on what the future holds, shall we, Michael??

**LIVE FOR THE MOMENT**

And, being accompanied by the United States Champion Jeff Hardy, MATT HARDY hit’s the stage, with a huge task ahead of him before Sundays tag team showdown - where the Hardys may well be considered favourites, with the TLC rules imposed on the match with the Gods of War.

Michael Cole: Sounds good to me, King!! Tonight, Ric Flair will be here, live on Smackdown- for the last time before his final match. But how about this for a preview of things to come on Smackdown; Cruiserweight Champion Jamie Noble and Randy Orton team up to face their respective opponents at the Great American Bash; Bryan Danielson and the WWE Champion, Edge!!

Jerry Lawler: A huge main event, Cole!! And let me tell you this, it’s a relief to be back amongst some actual stars after that freak show on Sunday!!

Matt slaps hands with fans on his way to the ring, with Jeff following closely behind him. In the ring, Lashley is brooding, whilst Batista paces on the floor, still clearly upset that Jeff Hardy has the U.S Title…

Michael Cole: Well, last week, Matt Hardy could count himself unlucky to fall short against Randy Orton - but he needs to bounce back from that disappointment, this is a huge obstacle he faces tonight. Just two weeks ago, Lashley knocked off The Undertaker!!

Jerry Lawler: These Gods of War are dominating Smackdown, Michael. The Hardys may be the masters of TLC matches - but I still don’t think they’ve got a chance on Sunday!! If Matt even makes it there!!!

Michael Cole: Tables, Ladders and Chairs will be legal on Sunday - certainly could be a leveller for Matt and Jeff Hardy. No one knows how to utilise a ladder quite like Team Extreme!!!

Match 1:
Lashley w/Batista & Steven Richards vs. Matt Hardy w/Jeff Hardy
It almost promises to be nothing more than a squash, with Lashley straight up dominating Matt Hardy for the first minute and a half, treating Matt like an unknown jobber - but thankfully for Matt, he gets a foot up in the corner when Lashley rushes in at him, giving Matt an opening. From there, Hardy gives it his all to make a fight of it, but cant get in any sustained offence on the powerhouse across from him, facing a struggle throughout the short contest. Battling out of the DOMINATOR though, Matt scores with a SIDE EFFECT … and sets up the TWIST OF FATE … but Lashley overpowers Hardy, drilling him with a Spine buster … and finishing him off with the DOMINATOR for the 1...2...3!!!!!
Winner: Lashley @ 06:28

Lashley dominates Matt Hardy despite a gutsy performance from the elder Hardy … but after the match, things get more interesting. Lashley has his hand raised - then looks to continue the beating on Hardy!!

Naturally, Jeff is called into action, but he gets cut off by Batista, with The Animal tossing the U.S Champion out of the ring, leaving Matt to suffer a two on one attack from the Gods of War…

UNTIL JEFF RETURNS WITH A LADDER!!!!! Batista and Lashley are too busy beating up on Matt to take notice - as Richards tries to warn them … but it’s too late … The Gods of War turn around … RIGHT INTO A FACE FULL OF LADDER FROM JEFF HARDY!!!!

Jerry Lawler: HE CANT DO THAT!!!

Michael Cole: HE CAN ON SUNDAY, KING!!

Jeff knocks both Batista and Lashley down with the ladder, and dumps the ladder onto Batista, but as he picks it back up … LASHLEY GRIPS JEFF FROM BEHIND … RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX!!!!! Lashley now picks the ladder up, looking to use it on Jeff in return…

BUT HERE COMES MATT WITH A CHAIR!!!!! Matt cracks the chair off the back of Lashley, forcing him to drop the ladder, and a second shot sends Lashley to his knees … allowing Matt to turn his attentions to Batista - and he jabs the chair into the gut of The Animal, and a shot to the back puts the Animal down … BEFORE MATT DELIVERS A TWIST OF FATE - ON THE CHAIR - TO LASHLEY!!!!!!

The Hardys regroup in the ring, picking up the ladder, looking to use it on the Gods of War … but Batista wisely escapes the ring, dragging Lashley out under the ropes with him!!!!!

Michael Cole: And King, is THIS a preview of what’s to come at the Great American Bash on Sunday!! Can the Hardy Boys, with Tables, Ladders and Chairs at their disposal take out and knock off the almighty Gods of War??

Jerry Lawler: These ladders give Matt and Jeff a fighting chance, Michael - I cant deny that - but I cant help but think giving Batista and Lashley the same weapons just makes THEM twice as dangerous!!!

Richards helps the pair regroup on the floor, telling them to relax and to wait for Sunday, as the Hardys show just how the playing field is evened with the introduction of Tables, Ladders and chairs (albeit without any tables tonight).

Michael Cole: We will find out on Sunday in Charlotte. It’ll be a war - risks will be taken, bones - BODIES - may be broken - as Tables, Ladders and Chairs will ALL be legal when the Hardy Boys take on the Gods of War!!!

Jerry Lawler: OH MY!!!!



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VIDEO PACKAGE
Clips of the many cities WWE visited last Summer during the global World tour.

“LAST YEAR, THE WWE TOURED THE GLOBE”

And, shots of Wembley Stadium last year at Summerslam, with clips of Randy Ortons mid air RKO on RVD, Ricky Hatton knocking out Armando Estrada, Edge spearing The Undertaker, MNM falling from a ladder, and Christian raising the title at the end of that show.

“AND BROUGHT THE BIGGEST EVENT OF THE SUMMER ACROSS THE POND”

The Summerslam logo flashes across the screen, then an image of the world is shown, with the focus zooming in toward the U.S.A

“BUT THIS YEAR…”

The zoom continues toward the East Coast, and then, we see clips of New York City; the statue of Liberty, yellow cabs, Times Square, Brooklyn Bridge

“SUMMERSLAM IS COMING…”

The New York skyline … then the camera stops at Madison Square Garden.

“…HOME”

Flashing shots of famous MSG moments in WWE history; Hogan winning his first title, Bret Hart being hoisted in the air at WrestleMania X, Austin stunning McMahon for the first time, and Triple H winning the ladder match in 1998 at a Summerslam.

“NEW YORK CITY … MADISON SQUARE GARDEN … THE SPIRITUAL HOME OF THE WWE”

End, with the Summerslam graphic on the screen.

WWE SUMMERSLAM | AUGUST 24 | NEW YORK CITY, NY
- MADISON SQUARE GARDEN -
ONLY ON PAY PER VIEW
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Returning from the commercial break, we see the arrival of RIC FLAIR, exiting his limo, looking suave as always, ahead of his final appearance on Smackdown before his last EVER match on Sunday at the Great American Bash…



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We then cut away to the General Managers office, with FINLAY sat behind his desk, as a SUMMERSLAM poster is shown on the wall behind him…

Finlay: Hello everyone. As you’ll all be keenly aware, Summerslam is coming up in just five weeks time. Now, we already have a Pay-Per-View event this Sunday to focus on right here on Smackdown … but for General Managers, we need to be always thinking ahead. And that’s what I’ve been doing in regards to Summerslam.

Finlay motions behind him, posturing toward the Summerslam poster.

Finlay: Given the size of Summerslam and the rich history the biggest event of the summer brings with it, everyone on Smackdown obviously wants to be part of it - especially this year in the Worlds Most Famous Arena; Madison Square Garden. So … in the spirit of competition, I’m going to give everyone on Smackdown an opportunity to be part of Summerslam. And it’s not just any opportunity … but an opportunity to challenge for the WWE Championship at Summerslam.

Faint cheers in the background from the fans.

Finlay: Next week on Smackdown, we’re going to make history. Next week, you’ll all witness the first ever Smackdown Rumble!! As I said before; EVERY Smackdown superstar will be eligible to compete, but only twenty of them will be fortunate enough to be part of the match. And the winner … goes on to face either Edge or Randy Orton for the WWE Championship inside the hallowed halls of Madison Square Garden - at Summerslam.

Finlay nods, as the camera fades out, with the announcement made.



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Back into the arena…

**SOME BODIES GONNA GET IT**

Theodore Long leads MARK HENRY to the ring for what is likely to be his weekly squash match, with Long carrying a stopwatch once again, just like previous weeks … whilst in the ring, a jobber is keyed, telling us his name is ‘TYSON DUX.’

Michael Cole: Well King, what a blockbuster announcement from our General Manager!! The Smackdown Rumble!!!

Jerry Lawler: That’s a first as far as I’m aware, Cole!! I don’t think there’s EVER been a Rumble match on Smackdown!!! I cant wait for that!! Am I eligible??

*n.b; the Rumble on Smackdown in 2004 that Eddie Guerrero won didn’t happen in this timeline*

Michael Cole: Let’s hope not, King!! Winner goes to Summerslam to face the WWE Champion - and while you may not be eligible, Mark Henry will be. And it’ll take a huge effort to overcome the Worlds Strongest Man!!

Jerry Lawler: I cant think of any one man that could get Mark Henry over the top and to the floor, Michael.

Michael Cole: Well, I can think of one that could give him a run for his money!! Umaga. And King, interesting to note - as we all know, Theodore Long has been timing Mark Henrys recent victories up against Umaga’s - but Henry has been doing so, in the knowledge of what the Samoan Bulldozer had accomplished EARLIER in the night. Armando Estrada didn’t like that and DEMANDED that Mark Henry compete first tonight in order to prove that Umaga can win his match in a better time than what Henry sets.

Jerry Lawler: Cant argue with that reasoning, Michael. But I think I speak for everyone when I say I’d rather just see Mark Henry and Umaga face each other!! It’s inevitable, surely??

Michael Cole: They have been circling each other for some time. Sooner or later - that collision will surely happen.

Match 2:
Mark Henry w/Theodore Long vs. Tyson Dux
There’s no wasted time tonight. Henry surprises Dux - with an IMMEDIATE avalanche in the corner, giving Dux no time to escape, and HIP TOSSES him across the ring!!!! Henry then scrapes Dux up off the canvas … WORLDS STRONGEST SLAM!!!!! Lackadaisical cover … 1...2...3!!!!!
Winner: Mark Henry @ 00:24

Quicker and quicker, Henry sets a time for Umaga to beat later tonight. Theodore Long holds up the stopwatch to the camera, smiling, and shaking his head, telling the camera; “AINT GONNA TOP THAT, PLAYA!!!”

Michael Cole: Twenty FOUR seconds, King. We were talking about gauntlets a moment ago - Mark Henry just threw one down for Umaga.

Jerry Lawler: Mark Henry sure doesn’t get paid by the hour, does he, Cole?? Wow.

Mark Henry stands imposingly in the middle of the ring, whilst Long continues to crow about the quick-fire win his client just picked up.



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Backstage, SAVANNAH is standing by with R-TRUTH…

Savannah: R-Truth, we’ve just been informed that this Sunday at the Great American Bash, you’ll go one on one with Ted DiBiase Junior, finally getting your rematch after you were - well … cheated out of the King of the Ring tournament last month.

The interviewer moves the mic to Truth for him to answer.

R-Truth: That’s right, Savannah. Sunday, Teds Pops cant go and pay off an official. He cant bribe anybody to screw me over. That game is oooold, and the man in charge of this show is wise to the Million Dollar Mans act. His money?? Aint no good around here no more - his boy is gonna get - GOT!!

Truth gets set to speak again, but stops himself - seeing someone off camera … THE MILLION DOLLAR MAN!! Ted Junior is nowhere to be seen, but Senior walks into the shot with a smirk on his face.

Ted DiBiase: You uh, sound awfully confident, young man.

R-Truth: Damn straight.

DiBiase keeps smirking, but there’s no smiling from Truth.

Ted DiBiase: Care to … put your money where your mouth is, son?? Say … $1000 side bet; you and me??

Truths eyes momentarily bug in surprise.

R-Truth: You THAT confident in your boy?? A thousand bucks?? I thought they called you the MILLION dollar man. What’s goin on?? That bank of yours running dry?? Or is that all your boy is worth to ya??

The legend shakes his head - still smirking.

Ted DiBiase: On the contrary. I was simply keeping the figure in a range you could afford. I’ll gladly double the wager.

R-Truth: Two thou?? How about TEN!?

DiBiase looks taken aback by the proposal.

Ted DiBiase: Ten?? Ten Thousand Dollars?? Well … you ever heard the phrase; “Never look a gift horse in the mouth”, son??

R-Truth: No.

DiBiase scoffs.

Ted DiBiase: That figures. I’ll gladly accept that bet. I was merely keeping it low for your benefit, boy.

Ted turns to leave, but stops, and turns back around.

Ted DiBiase: But let’s make it clear; if you cant pay up?? … we’ll have to find another way for you to cover that wager. Understand??

R-Truth: Don’t worry ‘bout that.

DiBiase nods.

Ted DiBiase: Excellent. And like I always say … everybody … everybody … has a price, for the Million Dollar Man.

DiBiase takes off with a look of confidence … but Truth calls out to him, getting the last word…

R-Truth: Just make sure you carry cash on Sunday - I aint acceptin cheques!!

Truth shakes his head, watching as DiBiase walks off…



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Back from the commercial, THE FIGHT FACTORY and the SAN JUAN EXPRESS are both already in the ring for an eight man tag match, serving as a preview for the Great American Bash this Sunday…

Michael Cole: Welcome back to Smackdown, and we are getting set for a big time eight man tag team match right here-

**I‘M COMIN**

Minus his elaborate entrance tunnel (time constraints, people!), M.V.P hit’s the stage to cheers from the fans, decked out in a lot of chains. Porter removes his sunglasses, and has a few words from the ramp for Epico and Primo in the ring … but MVP wisely waits for back up instead of running into a four man attack.

Michael Cole: Interesting situation here King - this Sunday, MVP teams up with Kofi Kingston to take on Epico and Primo, who have been recently dubbed the ‘San Juan Express’ - and certainly, Epico and Primo have hit Smackdown like an express train!!

Jerry Lawler: Yeah - and Carlito hopped aboard an express train of his own and got out of here!! He left Kofi Kingston high and dry to take these two on himself!! Some partner that is!! All because he didn’t want to fight his own brothers!! Pathetic!!

**S.O.S**

And MVP’s makeshift partner this Sunday, KOFI KINGSTON hit’s the stage, meeting MVP on the ramp, as they share a few words, showing that despite only banding together through a common enemy, they’re clearly on the same page. Kofi also has a few words for their rivals, whilst waiting for MNM…

Michael Cole: And the interesting thing, King, is that MVP and Carlito have plenty of history themselves. No love lost between them. So, you’ve gotta wonder what Carlito must be thinking seeing his best friend - his tag team partner - Kofi Kingston teaming up with MVP like this.

Jerry Lawler: Well, honestly, I don’t think he think anything. He can have no complaints. Kofi Kingston and MVP have common enemies - it would be stupid not to team up.

**PAPARAZZI**

The red carpet is rolled out as the long time WWE tag team champions flank the spectacular Melina. Despite looking like all is fine, NITRO and MERCURY are clearly having issues as of late with Melina, and her meddling in their matches.

Michael Cole: It will be six months to the day that MNM picked up the WWE Tag Team Championships when they defend the gold against the Fight Factory at the Great American Bash. Thus far, they’ve been undoubtedly the best team on Smackdown - but Wade Barrett and Elijah Burke are making a big case to change that opinion. Sunday, at the Great American Bash, the Fight Factory get another chance to dethrone Nitro and Mercury!!

Jerry Lawler: It all depends on Melina. She was the difference maker on the Sci-Fi debut, and she’s been the difference maker for MNM in the past. But if Nitro and Mercury cant see that she’s the reason they’ve held those titles for so long, that’s their loss, Cole. If they don’t want her help on Sunday?? There’ll be new tag team champions at the Great American Bash.

They join Kofi and MVP on the ramp, sharing a few words … before racing into the ring, taking the fight to their respective opponents on Sunday!!!!

Match 3 | EIGHT MAN TAG TEAM MATCH:
The Fight Factory & San Juan Express vs. MVP, Kofi Kingston & MNM w/Melina
Order is quickly restored following an eight man brawl, and it’s Nitro and Primo starting the match as the legal men. Nitro has the better of Primo in a frenetic sequence, before giving a tag to an eager Kofi Kingston. Kofi doesn’t let up either, with the pace remaining at a sprint, before tagging in MVP, giving him a chance to let off some steam against Primo - finally getting his hands on the Colon. Notably, on the outside though, Melina is standing back from the apron, checking her nails, showing no interest in the match - and is making a point of showing she has no interest too.

In the ring, Primo back flips out of a side suplex attempt, and tumbles to his own corner, frantically tagging out to Wade Barrett. The brutish Brit slows it down, not letting the face team wrestle the match at their pace, but at his own methodical way, locking up with MVP. Barrett backs Porter into the ropes, where Mercury makes a blind tag, looking to speed things up again. He has some initial success, but a BOSSMAN SLAM finishes any momentum he built up, and Mercury JUST manages to kick out of the pin attempt. Now, the heel team have the advantage, and they all quickly make tags with Mercury trapped in the corner, all getting stomps in on one half of the tag champs as we head into the commercial break.



Commercial Break



Back from the break, the heel team are still working over Mercury, keeping him from his partners, and they bend the rules on more than one occasion to keep him in and prevent a tag out. Still, Melina isn’t paying much attention on the outside, doing nothing to help out - clearly looking to make a point. Mercury THINKS he’s made a tag to Kingston, with Kofi hitting the ring like a house on fire - BUT - the official cuts him off, having been DISTRACTED by the Colons as the tag was made!!! Kofi is forced back onto the apron, whilst the heel team drag Mercury back to their corner - BUT NITRO HAS SEEN ENOUGH!!!!!

Mercurys partner hit’s the ring, attacking the foursome, as MVP and Kofi join in - it’s an all out brawl!!! Naturally, the eight men pair off against people they are feuding with; Kofi with Epico, MVP with Primo, Nitro with Barrett and Mercury with Burke, and the official has lost all control. A big dive to the floor by Kofi Kingston cleans out pretty much everyone before we get a run of big moves in the ring; MVP with a Drive By Kick on Primo, then a Lung-Blower on MVP by Epico, Trouble in Paradise to Epico by Kofi, then a Bull Hammer by Barrett on Kofi!!

MNM though get back in the ring together, and get Wade up for the SNAPSHOT … but Burke trips Mercury from the floor!!! And, in the ring, Barrett and Nitro tumble to the opposite side of the ring - which draws the officials attention away from Burke NAILING Mercury with one of the tag title belts … RIGHT IN FRONT OF MELINA!!!!! Melina did NOTHING to prevent it!!!!! Still acting completely uninterested, Melina doesn’t even flinch, as Burke rolls Mercury inside … making the cover as the legal man … 1...2...3!!!!!
Winners: The Fight Factory & The San Juan Express @ 12:17

Elijah Burke CLEARLY cheats to win the match, and Melina did NOTHING to prevent it!! Burke quickly escapes from the ring with Nitro sliding back inside … as the challengers for the tag titles on Sunday get a huge win over the champions … champions with some serious internal issues with their manager!!

Michael Cole: Well … what the hell is going on with Melina, King??

Jerry Lawler: I’ve seen that look before on a girl, Cole. It’s not good.

Meanwhile, Epico and Primo don’t hang around either, helping each other bail over the barricade, wanting no part of MVP and Kingston before Sunday - having had enough of the pair tonight already. MVP and Kofi remain on the floor, shouting some words of warning to the Colons ahead of the Bash.

Michael Cole: It’s a big momentum shifting win for Elijah Burke and Wade Barrett - no doubt there - but this has got to be a concern for Mercury and Nitro. Melina did absolutely nothing to help them tonight.

Jerry Lawler: Isn’t that what they wanted in the first place?? Maybe now they’ll realize that without Melina they’re nothing!!

In the ring, a recovering Mercury explains to Nitro what happened, with Nitro looking outside, spotting the title belt on the floor … right next to the bored Melina. Nitro shouts at Melina, asking her what happened, but she just shrugs in response, mouthing to Nitro; “This is what you wanted.” … before she walks off, leaving MNM behind in the ring.

Michael Cole: Oh boy … this is unravelling before our eyes, King!!! Melina is walking out on MNM!!!

Jerry Lawler: Good. She’s too good for ‘em anyway. Dump those losers, Melina … come and sit next to me!! There’s no spare chairs, so you can just sit on my knee!!

Nitro helps up Mercury in the ring, both men looking angry, as Melina marches up the ramp on her own, with JOSH MATHEWS quickly entering through the curtain, stopping Melina on the ramp for an impromptu interview…

Josh Mathews: Melina … from what we’ve just seen … I have to ask … have you just quit as the manager of MNM??

Mathews puts the mic to Melina, with Melina scoffing at the suggestion.

Melina: Quit?? I’m not a quitter, Josh. It’s up to Johnny and Joey if they want me to remain as their manager…

Melina then turns around on the ramp, looking back to MNM in the ring.

Melina: It’s up to them if they want to do things MY way to keep their titles … or do things THEIR way … and lose them.

She then turns back around to look at Josh…

Melina: And they’d better make a decision quick.

Melina storms off, walking through the curtain, as we see Mercury and Nitro in the ring, still discussing what happened, both shaking their heads at the dire situation they’ve found themselves in with Melina…



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We return backstage, looking at a ladder … before BAM~!! A chair is swung at it … then BAM~!! Another chair gets swung at it from the other side … and JEFF HARDY enters the picture, with MATT HARDY - tossing chairs down, before looking at the camera…

Jeff Hardy: GODS OF WAR!!! Take a LOOK at OUR instruments of YOUR destruction!!! Tables … LADDERS … Chairs.

Jeff is right in the cameras face, full of intensity.

Matt Hardy: Batista and Lashley - we know we’re at a disadvantage anytime we face the two of you. You’re bigger than us. You’re stronger than us. But Jeff and I?? We NEVER back down from a fight - and we NEVER know when we’re beaten. And these chairs?? These tables?? These ladders?? They’re OUR equalizer come Sunday.

Jeff then slaps the wooden table viciously.

Jeff Hardy: You may be the big nasty monsters that dominate Smackdown … but not even the two of you can withstand getting bashed over the head with a steel chair, or getting thrown off a ladder … or crushed through a table!!

Matt points to himself, then Jeff.

Matt Hardy: We’ve been there. We’ve got the scars and we’ve got the experience. On Sunday, at the Great American Bash - it’ll be violent, it wont be pretty … but WE will prevail. YOU started this … now … we’re gonna finish it!!

Fired up, Jeff then pushes the ladder over, and picks up a chair again, smashing it off the ground, as we fade out…



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Backstage we see RIC FLAIR interacting with nameless workers, looking relaxed and happy…

Michael Cole: The Dirtiest Player In The Game is in the house - forty-eight hours away from his FINAL match of a illustrious career at the Great American Bash. However, this PAST Sunday - and I know The King wont want to relive this - but there was a revival; a resurrection, seven years on from when we thought we’d seen the FINAL instalment of ECW … we were treated … to a One … Night … Stand…



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VIDEO PACKAGE

A highlight package now airs of ECW’s One Night Stand Event from this past Sunday;

Kicking off with JERRY LAWLER crashing the opening of the show with Joey Styles and Joel Gertner, and getting booed out of the building. The King attacks the announcers, leading to a run in from TOMMY DREAMER - and he PILEDRIVES Lawler … right before RAVEN appears, starting their match right at the top of the show. There’s run ins galore, but Raven - as he always would - defeats Dreamer … only for Dreamer to have the last laugh in their epic rivalry.

TAJIRI wins a three way dance against SUPER CRAZY and KID KASH, whilst REY MYSTERIO overcomes PSICHOSIS in an insane luchadore match, before JERRY LYNN gets screwed against JUSTIN CREDIBLE thanks to interference from LANCE STORM. That leads to a run in from BALLS MAHONEY and AXL ROTTEN, giving us an impromptu 6 man tag team match, which sees DAWN MARIE and FRANCINE get involved in a CATFIGHT, before Lynn and the Hardcore Chair Swinging Freaks overcome the Impact Players.

Then, in an epic HARDCORE brawl, TERRY FUNK and CACTUS JACK beat the ever loving shit out of each other, with barbed wire bats, thumbtacks, tables, chairs, branding irons and more barbed wire. The two Hardcore legends bleed all over the place, before Cactus Jack finally defeats his mentor in a stunning clash. Then, THE MIZ - with CYRUS accompanying him - arrives for his OPEN CHALLENGE, and with THE COACH serving as referee, they attempt for an easy way out against PAUL HEYMAN…

… Until THE SANDMAN shows up, along with SABU - with the Homicidal, Genocidal, Suicidal maniac brutalizing Miz, showing the Hardcore Champion what ‘Hardcore’ truly is. Sabu defeats Miz to win the title, and in the aftermath, Heyman and his ECW originals dump the tattered old Hardcore title into the trash … and set the trash ALIGHT!!!! Leading into the main event, the recently fired ROB VAN DAM and CHRIS JERICHO do battle for the last time … and FINALLY … Van Dam lands with a VAN TERMINATOR to Jericho, ending the show on a high note.

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Back to ringside, and Michael Cole is looking pleased…

Michael Cole: An unforgettable night for a number of reasons, right King??

Lawler doesn’t take kindly, and points to his black eye received at One Night Stand.

Jerry Lawler: Hey- do you want one of these too??

Cole laughs, and turns back to the camera.

Michael Cole: ECW came back with a bang-

Jerry Lawler: And now it’s gone again - thank god!! Now, we can get back to focusing on things that matter.

Michael Cole: We absolutely will be moving on, we’re just two days away from the Great American Bash, but just to catch anyone up that perhaps is just tuning in - don’t adjust your sets. Joey Styles has gone. Michael Cole here, back in the hot seat to replace him.

Jerry Lawler: And if you want to be here next week, you’d better not mention ECW again!!

**BREAK THE WALLS DOWN**

With a scowl on his face, CHRIS JERICHO walks onto the stage {with a noticeable limp} wearing a black protective facemask {ala Cody Rhodes clear protective facemask in 2011}, but he DOES have the priceless Money in the Bank briefcase with him…

Michael Cole: Well King, we may have to talk about ECW one more time at least - Chris Jericho is showing the battle scars from Sunday night at the Hammerstein Ballroom - and the effects of that Van Terminator that Rob Van Dam FINALLY connected with after months of waiting!!

Jerry Lawler: Don’t celebrate that fact, you idiot, Cole!! Look at Chris Jericho!! He has to wear that protective mask because RVD shattered his cheekbone on Sunday!! He’s lucky he’s even able to be here tonight!!! He’s lucky he’s walking after putting up with that animal last weekend!!! I’m just relieved that Chris Jericho hasn’t cashed in his Money in the Bank briefcase yet - because there’s no way he’d be in any condition to defend the WWE Championship this weekend if he was champ!!

Michael Cole: Luckily for Chris Jericho, he doesn’t have a match this weekend at the Great American Bash. But - Mister Money in the Bank IS here tonight, and we’ll hear from Jericho right after this commercial break!!



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Back from the break, Jericho is standing in the ring, waiting to speak with a scowl on his face…

Chris Jericho: It’s a miracle that I stand here before you tonight.

“He‘s right about that!!” ~ Jerry Lawler.

Chris Jericho: After the punishment my body was put through at One Night Stand, I should be in a wheelchair right now…

Boos.

Chris Jericho: But thanks to my durability, my strength and my perseverance … I’m standing here before you today on my own power.

More boos for Jericho putting himself over.

Chris Jericho: For those of you who witnessed One Night Stand on Sunday, I hope you’re all thoroughly ashamed of yourselves for purchasing that sick, depraved blood sport that masqueraded as a professional wrestling event.

The smallest of ‘E-C-W’ chants tries to get started, but doesn’t pick up enough steam.

Chris Jericho: There wasn’t anything professional about it. And only for the fact that I’m a man of my word, I would’ve turned around once I stepped in that cesspit, and walked out the door. But unlike those filthy, talentless hacks that made ECW the freak show it was … I’m a professional.

More heat.

Chris Jericho: I didn’t lose to Rob Van Dam at One Night Stand. We’d have had to have a match. A wrestling match … for that to be the case. I didn’t lose. What happened to me on Sunday was a flat-out assault.

Jericho pauses.

Chris Jericho: Look. At. My. Face…

Mr. MITB points to the protective mask, and the camera gets a close up.

Chris Jericho: My face is my business. And Rob Van Dam tried to cave it in beyond recognition. I had to have a tooth replaced, I have a black eye under this monstrosity of a mask… and I’m fortunate he didn’t completely destroy my cheekbone.

Through gritted teeth, Jericho continues.

Chris Jericho: I am a cover star. I am a rock star. I’m the lead singer of a world famous band.

He points to his face again angrily.

Chris Jericho: And THIS is what you’ve made of me Van Dam.

Jericho shakes his head.

Chris Jericho: So I hope you’re proud, Van Dam. I hope your family take solace in the fact you disfigured me temporarily … but that slice of happiness wont put food on their plates, Rob, will it??

Very slowly, Jericho begins to show signs of a smirk.

Chris Jericho: That Van Terminator you finally landed wont buy your childrens Christmas presents … and those losers that chanted your name like you were the second coming at One Night Stand wont pay your bills, will they??

Heat. Jericho shakes his head again.

Chris Jericho: No. So like I said, I hope you’re proud. I hope you’re happy with what you did at One Night Stand, and I hope those memories keep you warm at night … because it’s time for you to face reality, Van Dam - it’s over. That ECW nostalgia crap … is over. No more back doors for you to climb through. Your career is finished.

Boos from the fans again.

Chris Jericho: I ended it. Remember??

Jericho is grinning now - enjoying rubbing it in that RVD is fired.

Chris Jericho: You can head on down and start living on welfare - along with the rest of the delinquents that cheered your name in the Hammerstein Ballroom. Because despite what happened at One Night Stand … the fact is that it’s ME left on Smackdown. It’s ME that’s still in the WWE…

He pulls the briefcase up, showing it off proudly.

Chris Jericho: And I am Mister Money in the Bank. You, on the other hand?? I hope you’ve got some money saved in the bank. Because you’re gonna need it.

More heat for Jericho wallowing in Van Dams situation.

Chris Jericho: Yeah … right now, I don’t look so good. Thankfully, I will make a full recovery. But in the mean time, I’m forced to wear this protective mask. Until I’m given the all clear, I cant compete in this ring … which means I cant cash in this Money in the Bank briefcase.

Ironic cheers. Jericho rises above them though.

Chris Jericho: But even though I’m not physically able to cash in my Money in the Bank briefcase right now, I will keep a close eye on Edge and Randy Orton this coming weekend when they battle it out for the WWE Championship. And gentlemen, whichever one of you leaves the Great American Bash as WWE Champion … just remember …

Dramatic pause…

Chris Jericho: It’s only for a short while longer.

Jericho lowers the mic, and prepares to depart the ring…

**VOICES**

But before Jericho can leave … RANDY ORTON is walking out. Dressed in his ring gear and a Randy Orton t-shirt, the former WWE Champion makes his way to the ring, walking and talking from the mid point of the ramp…

Randy Orton: Thanks for the warning, Jericho. But the fact is … I’m not concerned. About you … or that shiny little briefcase you’ve got there. You’ve already tried to cash that in by my count … three times … and you’ve messed up every time.

Orton climbs into the ring, walking to Jericho.

Randy Orton: Me?? I cashed mine in on the same night. No mistakes.

Some heat for Orton.

Randy Orton: And I went on to hold the WWE Championship - for a year. But you’d remember that, seeing as you tried; and failed to take it away from me. Right??

Orton stands over Jericho, with Jericho not taking kindly to the reminder.

Chris Jericho: I remember. I remember being a different person back then, Orton. I rem-

**METALINGUS**

And not far behind the former champion is the CURRENT champion - the man who beat Orton at WrestleMania, and the same man he faces on Sunday; EDGE. The Rated ‘R’ Superstar marches down the ramp - like Orton, in his gear, but wearing a t-shirt - climbing inside, before picking up a mic.

Edge scratches his temple for a moment, before finally speaking up.

Edge: Call me cynical … but if I could hazard a guess, I’d say the Lone Ranger here is full of B.S!!

Pop and laughs for Edge referring to Jericho as the Lone Ranger (due to the mask, obviously).

Edge: And FYI - your acting?? It stinks about as bad as your singing!!

Another pop (and laughs) as Edge lays into Jericho. Jericho though, is clearly offended.

Chris Jericho: You’re not funny. And this is not an act. You think I’d wear this if I had a choice?? You sanc-

Edge: Shut up!!

Pop.

Edge: I think we’ve all heard just about enough outta Chris Jericho for one night!!

Another pop. Edge paces.

Edge: Don’t you dare think for a minute that I’m buying this story, Jericho. I’m sure you’re banged up from One Night Stand, but I don’t believe for a single second that you aren’t physically capable of cashing in that briefcase if the opportunity arises.

Jericho shakes his head, trying to convince Edge he’s injured. Edge pays no heed, and turns his focus to Orton.

Edge: And hey, Randy?? - you don’t NEED to be concerned about Jericho or his shiny briefcase, because YOU wont be champion!! Not Sunday, not a month from now - not EVER as long as I have a say in the matter!!

Orton smirks.

Randy Orton: With all due respect, Edge … that’s not a something I’d guarantee if I were you.

Edge: Oh really?? Well read my lips, Randy; I’m GUARANTEEING IT!! This title STAYS on MY shoulder!!

Wild eyed, Edge isn’t messing around, getting in Ortons face. Orton remains calm, taking a step back from Edge.

Randy Orton: How can you be so confident?? How can you be so sure … when you cant see what’s coming??

RKO - - - TO JERICHO!!!!!!!!

Jericho never saw it coming!!!!! Randy Orton jumps back up to his feet, instantly looking at Edge and snapping his fingers.

“Just like that.”

Orton - with a smile on his face - departs the ring, having sent a message to Edge; via Jericho … that he can hit the RKO from nothing; that quick - that sudden. And it’s the weapon he still believes is all he needs to defeat Edge this Sunday.

Edge remains in the ring, walking to the ropes, watching as Orton leaves, with Michael Cole reminding us that later tonight, Edge and Orton are in action against each other in tag team action - with Cole wondering if Edge may suffer the same fate as Jericho just did. Lawler meanwhile, just shows concern for Jericho.



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Another vignette now airs, as we see THE BRIAN KENDRICK once again during his sabbatical. This week he is seemingly in a meeting with an agency. A young businesswoman looks troubled by the camera, and points to it.

Young Woman: I have to be honest, this is highly irregular.

The Brian Kendrick: Oh, I don’t mind.

Kendrick is oblivious to the woman being uncomfortable.

The Brian Kendrick: So … talk to me. What have you got for me?? Leading man roles??

Older Male: You act?? We have it here that you’re a professional wrestler??

The man looks down at his papers to clarify, but Kendrick scoffs.

The Brian Kendrick: I can do everything. Act, Sing, Dance, Model … and yeah, I wrestle a little on the side.

The man and woman look across to one another, talking in a hushed tone.

Young Woman: It’s just … we called you in here today under the impression that you were … at the top of your field.

She turns to the male and is heard softly telling him; “I told you my little brother had never heard of this guy.”

The Brian Kendrick: Relax baby - you’re talking to THE Brian Kendrick. Top of my field?? I’m that good they had to give me my own field.

Nodding, the woman politely smiles, before broaching the subject.

Young Woman: It’s just … we’re looking for a household name. Like Triple H?? Edge?? Someone like that?? We … we haven’t actually found anyone that knows who you are.

Kendrick blows her off.

The Brian Kendrick: Oh, you need new contacts. Triple H?? I’ve eclipsed everything he’s done. And I’m a bigger star than Edge ever was.

Older Man: That’s … excellent. Because, our company is looking for a sports star to promote our new range of hair products, and they’d love to use a WWE champion.

Kendrick excitedly points to himself.

The Brian Kendrick: That’s me. I’ve been a champion. And you want someone to model hair products?? You’ll not find anyone with better hair than me.

The older man nods, but shifts uncomfortably, looking at Kendricks hair, whilst the young woman furrows her brow, thinking over what Kendrick just said.

Older Man: Well, you may need to change a few things about your hair style for this prom-

The Brian Kendrick: Whoa. I’ll leave the advertising to you, pops - you leave my hair to me and the experts. Trust me - it’s perfect.

Young Woman: Been a champion??

Kendrick nods.

Young Woman: As in been a champion; past tense?? You’re not a champion right now??

The Brian Kendrick: Been. Yeahhhh … *starts to stutter* … I’ve b-been a, uh, a champion. In the past - BUT uh, I’m- pfft - I WAS a champion, and I AM a champion. Of course. Silly.

Kendrick puts his hand up to shield his face from the woman, indicating to the man that she’s maybe a little slow on the uptake. Kendrick then nervously laughs, as the room remains silent.

The Brian Kendrick: I’m a champion.

Still, the woman doesn’t appear to be convinced.

Young Woman: Shouldn’t you have like a … trophy, or a- a- belt of some kind??

Kendrick INSTANTLY responds.

The Brian Kendrick: Left it at home.

Kendrick nods.

The Brian Kendrick: Didn’t think I needed it here today.

There’s still an awkward silence.

Older Man: Well … we start shooting for this campaign in six weeks. Our people will be in touch with your agent to smooth out the finer details.

Young Woman: You DO have an agent, right??

Kendrick scoffs.

The Brian Kendrick: Of course. You think I could handle all the offers coming my way without one??

TBK rolls his eyes.

Young Woman: Great. Just uh, send us some publicity shots of you with your championship in the next few weeks, and we’ll get contracts sent out for you. And if you could shut that off now, please??

Kendrick nods … and clicks his camera shut…



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Back in the ring, a jobber is keyed as BRIAN CAGE, so you can assume what we’re getting next…

**VIRTUAL VOODOO**

Armando Estrada - notably carrying his OWN stopwatch tonight - leads UMAGA down the ramp, giving the Samoan Bulldozer instructions on the way to the ring, very animated, determined to beat the twenty-four seconds Mark Henry won his match in earlier

Michael Cole: Armando Estrada demanded that Umaga compete AFTER Mark Henry tonight - he got his way, now, the Samoan Bulldozer has to live up to the expectation.

Jerry Lawler: Better not blink, Cole!!!

Match 4:
Umaga w/Armando Estrada vs. Brian Cage
And Umaga steams into the ring, rushing for a big splash in the corner - BUT BRIAN CAGE MOVES!!!!! Estrada is open mouthed in shock!!! Umaga hit’s the corner, and Brian Cage can barely believe his luck!! The jobber hardly knows what to do, and decides to go for an Irish Whip … but he’s unable to shift the Bulldozer … and Umaga overpowers him, yanking Cage in - SAMOAN DROP!!!!! He drags the jobber up - SAMOAN SPIKE!!!!! 1...2...3!!!!!
Winner: Umaga @ 00:24

Immediately, Estrada points out to the camera the time on the stopwatch; 00:23. Estrada is claiming Umaga beat Henry by a second, and crows to the mic that he ‘knew’ the Samoan Bulldozer was the dominant force all along.

Michael Cole: Well King - Estrada is claiming twenty three seconds. We’re being told twenty FOUR … which is the same time Mark Henry clocked earlier tonight.

Jerry Lawler: According to our timekeeper anyway - but Mark Yeaton’s an idiot. I don’t even think he can count to twenty three!!

Armando raises the arm of Umaga in the ring, talking up the Samoan Bulldozer, telling the fans to get a good look at the most dominant monster on Smackdown…

Voice: Now wait just a second there and let me holla at ya playa!!

It’s THEODORE LONG!! And he’s not coming alone!! MARK HENRY joins Long, as they pace down the ramp, with Long carrying his own stopwatch.

Theodore Long: I think y’better check the battery on that watch. Cause I got your Samoan Bulldozer clocked in on twenty FIVE seconds. That’s a whole second slower than the Worrrrrlds Strongest Man!! Ya dig??

Long walks up the steps, and gets into the ring, whilst Henry waits on the floor. AAE shakes his head.

Armando Estrada: Ha ha. No. I would suggest ju uh … purchased ju’re little watch from uh como se dice … hustler. Dat watch of jurs?? Ha ha!! Dats counterfeit pero!!!

Estrada then holds up his own watch.

Armando Estrada: THIS!? This watch came all de way from Cuba. Hand crafted, dipped I-

Theodore Long: Hand crafted my rear end, playa. Let me get a look at that-

Long reaches for the stopwatch, but Estrada pulls it away. Long laughs, shaking his head.

Theodore Long: Just as I thought. Ya cheated, playa. He didn’t beat Mark Henrys time, because he aint no match for the Worlds Strongest Man!! Ya feel me??

AAE screws up his face, then tears off his sunglasses.

Armando Estrada: Feel ju?? I don’t think so. Jes, ju’re ‘Strong Man’ has done okay for himself. But pero, ju’re man has been around a looooong time, jes??

Long shrugs, mouthing off the mic; “And?”

Armando Estrada: And it’s only now he’s become a monster??

Estrada shrugs, wondering what that’s all about, before pointing back at Umaga behind him.

Armando Estrada: Listen to ME!! De Samoan Bulldozer … he’s been here TWO YEARS!!! An he’s been DOMINANT since day - HA HA - ONE!!

Armando holds up one finger. Long doesn’t appear phased.

Theodore Long: Times change, playa. Mark Henry?? Forget his past, dawg - it’s all about the future with him. And if you are going to keep insisting that Umaga is the dominant force on Smack down … we gonna have problems, playa.

Long tries to get serious, clicking his finger … and Henry steps up onto the apron. AAE doesn’t exactly treat the threat seriously, with Umaga standing behind his handler.

Armando Estrada: Ha ha!! Then … we have problems … playa.

Long turns, and begins to beckon Henry into the ring…

**LAMBEG**

Ending the excitement building for a Henry/Umaga face-off, the General Manager marches out onto the stage, motioning for the music to be cut.

Finlay: Alright. I don’t want to see the two of you embarrass yourselves. So, before this gets out of hand, let’s put it to the test. Sunday, on the pre-show for the Great American Bash, let’s have ourselves a little exhibition.

Both Long and Estrada listen intently.

Finlay: Mark Henry and Umaga … let’s put them both in three matches. I’ll bring in some unsigned talents with a point to prove, and we’ll assign three to each man. Whoever finishes their three matches in the quickest time … wins. Simple, right??

Both managers think it over, with Long speaking up first.

Theodore Long: Sounds good to me, playa.

Estrada thinks for another minute longer, then nods.

Armando Estrada: I accept.

Finlay: Great. So we can stop this bickering now and leave it until Sunday??

Long nods enthusiastically from the ring.

Theodore Long: You got it, boss man. Aint no bickerin out here anyway, playa. Just putting this cigar smoking swindler straight about his fraud of a Bulldozer.

AAE laughs. Long motions for Henry to get back down from the apron, and follows him out of the ring, but talks once he’s on the apron himself.

Theodore Long: I have the most dominant monster on Smackdown. And all the face paint and tattoos in the world aint gonna change that on Umaga. At the Great American Bash - you’re gonna find out first hand when the Worlds Strongest Man packs up those three victims like pancakes!! Ya feel me??

Long nods, signing off, and walking down the steps. As he begins to walk away, Estrada speaks up.

Armando Estrada: I trust there will be no debate on Sunday. But if dere is, maybe the Samoan Bulldozer might just have to BULLDOZE ju’re strong man!!!

Umaga ROARS from the ring, as Theodore stops on the ramp. He turns around, shaking his head.

Theodore Long: We’ll see about that!!

The segment comes to an end, with shots of both managers and both their charges, ahead of a ‘Race Against Time’ at the Great American Bash on Sunday.




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VIDEO PACKAGE

Opening shot of the American Flag waving proudly.

“Come join us for a CELEBRATION!!”

Sounds of fireworks going off, in between high impact moves from Batista, Kurt Angle & MNM.

“Of all things AMERICAN!!”

Shots of fans celebrating, in amongst Triple H spitting water, Bryan Danielson soaring out of the ring and Edge setting off his pyro.

“It‘s Smackdowns biggest PARTY of the year”

Champagne bottle cork flying off, street parties and beach parties, with shots of Melina’s famous ring entrance, Jeff Hardy delivering a Swanton and MVP bursting through his set.

“It‘s a GREAT …”

Fireworks and flashing shots of Lashley, Jamie Noble, Matt Hardy in action.

“…AMERICAN … ”

Cheers and shots of Triple H, Kurt Angle, Edge hitting finishers.

“…BASH!!!”


WWE GREAT AMERICAN BASH | JULY 20 | CHARLOTTE, NC
ONLY ON PAY PER VIEW
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Backstage, MERCURY and NITRO catch up to MELINA, with Melina still carrying a face like thunder. Nitro chuckles at his girlfriends behaviour.

Johnny Nitro: You sure do know how to make a point.

Melina still has the resting bitch face, and offers a one word reply.

Melina: Well??

Mercury nods.

Joey Mercury: Yeah. After tonight, it’s pretty obvious we have to fight fire with fire against these guys. Burke and Barrett, they’re willing to do whatever it takes. So … so are we.

Melina finally relaxes a little, and shows a glimpse of happiness.

Melina: So we’ll do this my way??

Nitro nods.

Johnny Nitro: It’s the only way to deal with them. Let’s beat ‘em at their own game.

Melina smiles.

Melina: Good. I knew you’d both come around eventually.

Melina hugs Nitro, with Mercury patting her back, seemingly putting things back on track between the trio.



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Back into the arena…

**TRAILER TRASHIN**

Walking out to the ring in a mood with the Cruiserweight title dragging along the ground, JAMIE NOBLE storms down the ramp for this big main event tag team match.

Michael Cole: Throughout the year of 2008, Jamie Noble and Bryan Danielson have engaged in one of the greatest Cruiserweight rivalries of all time. After two unsuccessful attempts to win the title, Noble staked his CAREER at Judgment Day, and while many disagree with HOW he won the title, Noble did just that. He saved his career, but lost a tonne of respect from the fans and his peers. Sunday at the Great American Bash it all comes to a head. Over thirty minutes in an Iron Man Match, Noble and Danielson will settle their differences once and for all. It could be the match of the year, King.

Jerry Lawler: Well, they’ve already had about half dozen match of the year contenders - I don’t see the harm in one more Cole!! I know this though - it’ll be one tough pill for the loser to swallow after having put so much energy into his rivalry. To come out second best?? No thanks.

**VOICES**

Much slower, and far more calculated that Noble, RANDY ORTON takes his time walking down the aisle, as replays air of his RKO on Chris Jericho earlier tonight. Orton - methodical as always - eventually enters the ring, but has zero interaction with his tag team partner tonight.

Michael Cole: A week ago, Randy Orton returned to action on Smackdown with a hard fought win over Matt Hardy. Any rust he may have been suffering from was worked off. Tonight, he has the opportunity to get a close look at the WWE Champion in tag team action. Orton looks to be coming into the Great American Bash with a tonne of momentum - and a deadly weapon, he believes, in the shape of the RKO.

Jerry Lawler: He looked as good as ever last week, Michael. No ill effects from that shoulder surgery, he’s had three months to prepare for this match on Sunday. He has obsessed over that loss to Edge at Wrestle Mania - it’s all that Orton has thought about since he lost the title. Edge though - he’s been busy. He’s hardly had time to even think about Orton. This could be the perfect storm for Randy Orton to become a four time WWE Champion on Sunday. And all it takes is ONE RKO!!!

**FLIGHT OF THE VALKYRIES**

Getting a good reaction from the fans, the runner up of the 2008 King of the Ring tournament, BRYAN DANIELSON hit’s the stage, low key and understated as always, two nights away from his Cruiserweight title rematch he’s been waiting on for two months.

Michael Cole: It’s been an incredible year for Bryan Danielson since coming to the WWE. He ended the longest reigning Cruiserweight Champions run back in December, defended that title for nearly six months, he nearly become Mr. Money in the Bank at WrestleMania, and he was incredibly close to becoming the 2008 King of the Ring a few short weeks ago - he is one of the few men to hold a win over Kurt Angle. He’s lost TWO matches just King - but Danielson is hell bent on winning back the title he felt he should never have lost at Judgment Day!!

Jerry Lawler: And one of those losses was to Jamie Noble. Jamie Noble has the answers to the questions Danielson poses. And on Sunday, Noble has thirty whole minutes to work Danielson out and put him out of the picture for good.

Michael Cole: It is do or die - thirty minutes will decide the Cruiserweight title on Sunday. But coming up next, it’s tag team action!! Noble and Orton, Danielson and Edge - NEXT!!!



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We return with Orton and Noble pacing the ring, as Danielson waits on the outside…

**METALINGUS**

Danielson is waiting at the bottom of the ramp, as EDGE; the WWE Champion storms the stage through his smoke filled entrance. The Rated ‘R’ Superstar parades the title to both sides of the stage, feeding off the energy of the fans, before making his way down the ramp, meeting Danielson, offering his partner a nod, before they get into the ring.

Michael Cole: We saw Randy Orton deliver the RKO - seemingly out of nowhere - on an unsuspecting Chris Jericho earlier tonight, King. If Orton can do that on Sunday, do you think Edge could possibly survive??

Jerry Lawler: No!! And that’s my exact prediction!! Randy Orton will - at some point - land that RKO, and it’ll be lights out for Edge, and the end of his reign as WWE Champion. We saw what happened at WrestleMania. We saw what happened tonight. When Orton lands with that RKO - forget about it!!!

Main Event:
Cruiserweight Champ. Jamie Noble & Randy Orton vs. Bryan Danielson & WWE Champ. Edge
Noble and Danielson start the match with both men keen to get at it. It’s a rough and tumble exchange of holds, with both men having chances to twist and torque the others limbs. Eventually though, Danielson begins winning the exchanges with every scramble, frustrating Noble - who ends up losing his cool, and tags out to Orton, angry that Danielson bested him. Orton enters the ring slowly, but when he locks up with Danielson, he ends up tied in knots too!! Danielson has Orton trapped on the mat, and asks Edge if he wants in, with the WWE Champion gladly taking the tag. Edge gets in … but Orton rolls right out, escaping the clutches of Danielson, tagging Noble back in as he exits; clearly only wanting a piece of Edge on his own terms.

Noble hit’s the ring, but he walks into a hip toss, and a second, with Edge running through Noble with clotheslines, then an Edge-O-Matic for a near fall. A knee lift from Noble changes the course of the match though, and he works over Edge, trying to ground the WWE Champion. Now, Orton is happy to tag in … but when he does, Edge ferociously gets back up, teeing off on Orton, sending his challenger this Sunday off the ropes - where Noble makes a blind tag - and elevates Orton with a back body drop … but once he delivers that, Edge is rolled up by Noble … 1...2...NO!! Edge just pops out of it, but eats a forearm shot from Noble on the way up. Noble runs off the ropes - right into a dropkick from the champion!!! Orton then looks to be shaping up to strike - but Edge catches him, forcing Orton to back off, with the heel pair regrouping into a commercial.
 



Commercial Break



Back from the commercial, Orton and Noble are in charge, as we see where the pendulum swung during the break, when Danielson was setting up for a Suicide Dive on Orton but get cleaned out by Noble!! As Edge tried to intervene, Orton yanked him off the apron, tossing Edge into the barrier. Now, back live, Noble is pounding Danielson, and when he is warned about his conduct, Noble tags out … allowing Orton to do much the same. Orton punishes Danielson with the Garvin Stomp, and cuts off a brief hope spot with his inverted backbreaker!! 1...2...NO!!! Edge had entered the ring to break the count, but Danielson survived anyway. Noble takes over again, but cant get the Guillotine locked on, and when Danielson looks to be edging close to escaping from Noble - Orton tags off the back of his partner, and stomps Danielson down again, before clamping on a chin lock.

Eventually, Danielson escapes the ultra boring hold, and sparks a fight back, but CANT get to Edge!! He back flips off the ropes, and dropkicks Orton into the corner, but Noble then cleans him out along the apron with a clothesline!!! Edge is held back by the referee, as Orton sets up for the RKO - NO!!! Orton is shoved away by Danielson, then gets a dropkick to the knee … AND A ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE SKULL!!!!! Danielson MAKES THE TAG TO EDGE!!!! Edge hit’s the ring, sprinting across to immediately knock Noble off the apron … THEN SETS HIMSELF FOR THE SPEAR ON ORTON!!!!! Edge wills Orton to his feet … and Randy pulls himself up by the ropes … then peels away … EDGE TAKES OFF … BUT NOBLE DRAGS ORTON OUT OF THE RING!!!!! EDGE RUNS THROUGH THE CORNER TO THE RING POST!!!!!!!

Noble tags Orton back in the ring, and clatters through Edge with a Polish Hammer, but as he loads up for a TIGER BOMB - Edge back drops out!!! Edge fires through a bunch of his offence on Noble, but as he sets for the second time to hit a spear … ORTON CLIMBS UP ONTO THE APRON!!! Edge is distracted by his foe, and goes for him instead … but Orton hot shots Edge off the top rope!!! That allows Noble to recover, and he drops Edge with a GUT BUSTER!!!!! 1...2...NO!!!!! Noble is furious, but he has Edge down, and with Orton looking for a tag, Noble is about to make it … WHEN DANIELSON DROPKICKS ORTON OFF THE APRON!!!!! Noble then attacks Danielson, ramming him into the corner, and looks for the TIGER BOMB on his rival … SPEAR FROM EDGE!!!!! Edge cuts Noble in half … and makes the cover … 1... (Orton slithers into the ring) … 2 … (But Orton holds off, and DOESN’T break the count) …3!!!!!
Winners: Edge & Bryan Danielson @ 14:57

Michael Cole: Edge pins Jamie Noble!! The WWE Champion knocks off the Cruiserweight Champion and Edge is rolling into the Great American Bash!! For all the talk about the RKO, maybe we’ve forgotten about the impact of a Spear, King??

Edge pins Noble, winning the match, but as the count comes down, Orton tosses Danielson from the ring … and stalks Edge, watching from behind as the champion gets back to his feet …

Jerry Lawler: All I know is, if it’s a Spear versus an RKO- WAIT - RKO!!!!!

RKO!!!!!!!!!

Michael Cole: ORTON- ORTON JUST STRUCK DOWN EDGE!!!

Orton drops Edge with the RKO!!!!!

Michael Cole: Randy Orton just DROPPED the WWE Champion with the RKO!!!

Jerry Lawler: Orton said Edge wouldn’t see it coming!! He warned him - and Edge NEVER saw it coming!! Just like THAT!!!

The former champion - who challenges for the title he lost at WrestleMania in just two days time - leaps back to his feet, and holds up one finger … two fingers … three fingers.

Michael Cole: One, two, three. And it wont take a genius to work out the meaning behind that, King!!

Jerry Lawler: If- WHEN - Randy Orton connects with that RKO on Sunday, we’re gonna have a NEW WWE Champion!!! There’s no way Edge can avoid it. Not when he never sees it coming!! How can you??

Signifying the three count, Orton stands over the WWE Champion, before taking his leave - point made - when Danielson begins to get back inside.

Michael Cole: A huge statement, King. A huge message from Randy Orton to Edge. Two nights away from their WWE Championship match at the Great American Bash. If he does that Sunday - we’re guaranteed a new champion. I think you’re right, King - I don’t think Edge CAN survive the RKO!!

Jerry Lawler: Not Edge, not Bryan Danielson, not Chris Jericho - not ANYONE.

Orton backs up the ramp, watching as Danielson looks to help Edge back up, but the champion struggles, showing the effects of the RKO…



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Backstage RIC FLAIR is shown, walking through the back, on his way toward the ring…

Michael Cole: And King- look!! Ric Flair!! And he’s on his way out here!! History in the making on Smackdown. Ric Flairs last EVER appearance as an active wrestler on Smackdown before his final match EVER, Sunday in Charlotte at the Great American Bash!!

Jerry Lawler: WOOOOO!!!

Michael Cole: Ric Flair will be out here - NEXT!!!



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**ALSO SPRACH ZARATHRUSTRA**

To a standing ovation, the ‘Dirtiest Player In The Game’ struts his way onto the stage, dressed impeccably. RIC FLAIR has that cool demeanour as always, giving the fans a WOOO as he makes his way down the ramp - for the last time on Smackdown; as a wrestler at least.

Michael Cole: It’s hard to imagine a world where Ric Flair is no longer wrestling - but after Sunday, that’ll be the reality. After over thirty five years, having wrestled all over the world, Ric Flairs final match will be hosted in Flair Country. Charlotte North Carolina, at the Great American Bash - it’ll be a fond farewell to the greatest of all time to lace a pair of boots.

Jerry Lawler: Over thirty five years, Michael - and Ric Flair is STILL one of the best today. Don’t forget Ric Flair nearly won the Royal Rumble in January. He nearly beat John Cena for the World Championship in April, he took Kurt Angle all the way at WrestleMania. He may not be who he was - but his mind is as sharp as ever, and the Dirtiest Player in the Game may just have a few more tricks left up his sleeve for The Game on Sunday.

Michael Cole: I wouldn’t doubt it for a second, King. I think we can expect Ric Flair to roll back the years, knowing it’s the last time he’ll ever do it.

Flair takes his time in the ring, with the fans giving the legendary Hall of Famer a massive ovation, before he finally talks over them.

Ric Flair: Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

Flair pulls the mic away, ALREADY getting choked up on this, his final television appearance before his retirement match on Sunday.

Ric Flair: Forgive me … this is an emotional time for me.

‘WOOO’ calls from the fans are heard, and Flair nods, acknowledging the love and respect from the fans.

Ric Flair: Sunday, I will bring the curtain down on a thirty six year career. Thirty six years … that’s a helluva long time, huh??

Flair smirks.

Ric Flair: Thirty six years … sixteen world championships … four children … three wives … and in two days, I wrestle my one - final - match.

He points to the corner.

Ric Flair: And across the ring from me this Sunday … is a man I respect more than any other in this business. In or OUT of this business. A man that reminded me just WHO THE HELL I WAS … when I’d forgotten how to be the Nature Boy. He gave me a new found confidence in myself, he gave me purpose … and most of all he is probably the driving force behind me still being able to go in this ring today.

Flair stands, facing the hard camera.

Ric Flair: I couldn’t have picked a finer opponent than the man I’ll share the ring with for my final match on Sunday. Triple H??

Naitch turns, looking to the stage.

Ric Flair: Please … come out to this ring.

There’s a momentary wait…

**TIME TO PLAY THE GAME**

And with that, TRIPLE H, dressed casually with a t-shirt and jeans, enters the arena, still carrying his bottle of water of course … making his way to the ring, where Flair waits, watching his hand-picked opponent.

Michael Cole: It’s been well documented that Triple H has had a rough couple of weeks, King. He has legal troubles hanging over him right now, and after the Great American Bash this Sunday, he’ll be removed from television until the situation is resolved. BUT - he has promised to put that all to the back of his mind at the Great American Bash to give his all to Ric Flair in his final match.

Jerry Lawler: So he says. But he’s also got a pregnant wife that’s about to drop any day now, Michael. Triple H is spinning a lot of plates right now.

Michael Cole: But we know how much Triple H respects Ric Flair. And he’ll want to give Ric Flair one hundred per cent on Sunday.

Triple H climbs into the ring, shaking hands with Flair, and they speak off the mic for a moment whilst the music dies down. The Game is then given a mic too from the outside…

Ric Flair: Hunter - I know you’ve got a lot on your mind right now. I just want you to know how much I appreciate you accepting this match. I couldn’t have wished for a better opponent on Sunday. I love ya brother.

Respectful applause from the fans. Triple H nods, waiting for the fans to die down before speaking up.

Triple H: Ric, I’ve said it before … but I think it needs to be said again; I’m honoured that of anyone it could’ve been … that you chose me for your last match.

Flair nods. Triple H takes a moment, and scratches his beard, before shrugging and speaks again.

Triple H: That being said … I hope you picked me for the right reasons.

Flair looks confused.

Ric Flair: What’s that supposed to mean??

Triple H: Well … I just hope you didn’t pick me thinking I’d do you a favour because we’re friends. Because I cant. That’s just not the kind of competitor I am, Ric.

The Nature Boy raises his eyebrows at the suggestion. He chuckles, then shakes his head, wryly smiling at the thought.

Ric Flair: Honestly?? I’m insulted. I’m insulted that you’d think so little of me that I’d EVER expect you to just lay down for me. I picked you for a reason. I picked you because YOU are the person I most admire in this business. YOU are the person I most admire in LIFE. Do you hear me!! I. LOOK. UP. TO. YOU!!!

Wild eyed, Flair points in Triple H’s chest.

Ric Flair: I’ve locked up with the best to ever lace ‘em up. For THREE DECADES!! THREE GENERATIONS!! Race, Rhodes, Steamboat, Sting, Windham, The Funks, The Von Erichs!!!

Cheers for that list of legends. Flair pauses, and Trips looks to speak.

Triple H: I kno-

Ric Flair: I’M NOT FINISHED!!!

The fans pop for Flair SNAPPING back at Triple H.

Ric Flair: HOGAN!! SAVAGE!!! HART!!! HBK!!! AUSTIN!! ROCK!!! FOLEY!! ORTON!! ANGLE!! CENA!!!

Flair stops … then prods the chest of The Game.

Ric Flair: AND YOU!!!

Pop. Triple H nods.

Ric Flair: And you. I chose YOU to be the last. I could’ve chosen anyone. I could’ve chosen some young wet behind the ears kid - I could’ve chosen another broken down old man. But. I. Chose. You!! Not because you’re my friend. Not because I thought you’d go easy on me. I chose you because you WOULDN’T!! I WANT The Game. Bring it!!

Triple H: Oh, I’ll bring it. Don’t you worry. And just so we’re clear, and there’s no confusion … you’ll get every BIT of The Game on Sunday. I owe it to you. I owe you - the best of all time - MY very best.

Flair nods, calmly responding this time after blowing up earlier.

Ric Flair: That’s what I want. I’d expect nothing less.

Triple H rubs his beard, and takes his time to get to his next point.

Triple H: But lets face facts Ric … this cant end well for you on Sunday. Me, at this stage of my career … and you, at this stage of your career?? It can only end one way.

Flair looks a little surprised.

Ric Flair: Whoa. You’re talking to me like it’s a foregone conclusion. That you’re gonna win and that’s it?? No questions asked??

The Game shrugs.

Triple H: Let’s get real, Naitch - do you think honestly think you stand a chance against me?? You look at all those names you just listed from the last two generations of this business that you‘ve been in the ring with. And there’s one thing I’ve got in common with the guys I‘ve shared a ring with…

Trips steps up into Flairs space.

Triple H: I’ve BEAT ‘em all.

Mixed reaction. Triple H continues to stare right into Flairs eyes.

Triple H: Every last one of ‘em.

Flair nods, mouthing at Trips that he knows. The Game takes a step back.

Triple H: Knowing now that you’re gonna get the absolute best of The Game … do you really think you can beat me on Sunday??

The Naitch takes his time to think it over.

Ric Flair: Honestly?? I don’t know. What I do know is this. I couldn’t look myself in the mirror for the rest of my life if I went out on some cheap win against a no-name talent that either isn’t ready, or never will be ready to hit the big time. It wouldn’t be real. This-

Flair points between himself and Triple H.

Ric Flair: This is real. This will be real. I’m goin out on top … either on my back, or with my hand raised high. But either way - I’m goin out on top on MY terms. Just like the Nature Boy should.

Cheers from the fans. Flair smirks momentarily.

Ric Flair: And y’know, talking of lookin in mirrors, let me tell ya something, Hunter. I feel like I’m standing looking at myself in the mirror twenty years ago. I was that good. That’s how good you are and you feed on every moment of your life being that good; just like I did.

Triple H nods in agreement.

Ric Flair: Let me explain something to you though. And I gotta say this the right way. You … will be my friend for the rest of my life. And in life, you only have a few friends - right now, you are my best friend. No matter what happens on Sunday, that isn’t gonna change. So I WANT you to be The Game. I expect it. That’s who you are. You’ve gotta be the man every night just like I was.

Flair smirks.

Ric Flair: But Sunday … you’re in Flair Country. And I’ve gotta be Ric Flair. I’m not going down with my head between my legs. You may be The Game … but you wont be The Man until you put me away.

Slight cheers. Triple H nods again.

Ric Flair: I’ll always be your friend no matter what. I’ll always cherish our friendship, don’t worry about that. You just Bring. The. Game.

Pop.

Triple H: I’ll bring The Game all right. That’s what you want. That’s the way it’ll be. I know no matter what happens on Sunday, you and I will be friends. That’s not gonna change. I just hope you can live with the fact that once we get between those ropes on Sunday - there’s no friendship. There’s no mercy. I respect the fact you’re goin out on your own terms, Ric. You have to respect the fact that you’re going DOWN on MY terms.

Flair slowly nods, listening to everything Triple H says.

Triple H: If someone told me fifteen years ago that one day I’d be the last man to wrestle Ric Flair - I’d have said they were crazy. I have a spot right now that just about every guy to ever lace up a pair of boots would give their entire career for. But it comes with a heavy price. And it will be bittersweet. Because as much as I’d love to see Ric Flair go out in a blaze of glory … it’s just not gonna happen. I wont allow it.

Slight boos can be heard.

Triple H: I’ve strived every day of my career to be the man that you were - and the man you still are - but you need to realise that come Sunday at the Great American Bash-

Ric Flair: Don’t mince words with me. I’m not the man I was. You said as much a minute ago. You don’t think I stand a cats chance in hell of pullin this off on Sunday. But for one night against you in Charlotte … who knows.

Flair shows a slight smirk, then shakes his head, pointing his finger between himself and The Game again.

Ric Flair: There’s no sympathy between you and I. No favours. I may have taught you everything you know … but I still haven’t taught you everything I know. There’s one last lesson to come. Sunday, at the Great American Bash, I’m taking you to school. For one night … I can STILL be the man.

Pop. Triple H nods.

Triple H: You be the man. And I’ll beat the man.

Mixed reaction. Both men nod, staring each other down intently …

Triple H: Until then…

The Game extends his hand. The fans cheer, and Flair looks down at the hand, taking a moment to think about it, then motions to shake hands … but Flair then pulls away at the last second, and runs his fingers through his hair instead!!

“WOOOO”

Classic response from Flair - right into the face of Triple H. The Game snickers at the old school Flair move - with the Nature Boy leaving Triple H high and dry on the handshake offer.

The Nature Boy then exit’s the ring, smirking, full of confidence, whilst Triple H has a wry smirk on his own face, slowly turning to watch as Flair leaves - with Cole and Lawler sitting out on commentary, saying nothing … as the show goes off the air, with Flair strutting at the top of the ramp…

END OF SHOW
 



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Official Card for WWE Great American Bash:
July 20 2008 | Time Warner Cable Arena, Charlotte NC
Theme Music; ‘Leave The Memories Alone’ by Fuel

~ RIC FLAIRS FINAL MATCH ~
Ric Flair vs. Triple H

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WWE Championship Match:
Edge defends against Randy Orton

WWE Tag Team Championships Match:
MNM w/Melina defend against The Fight Factory

WWE Cruiserweight Championship | 30 Minute Iron Man Match:
Jamie Noble defends against Bryan Danielson

!! TABLES - LADDERS - AND CHAIRS !!
The Gods of War w/Steven Richards vs. The Hardy Boys
*Match must be won by pinfall or submission; Tables, Ladders & Chairs are legal*

~ $10,000 Challenge ~
Ted DiBiase Jr. w/Ted DiBiase Sr. vs. R-Truth
*Loser must pay the winner $10,000*

Tag Team Grudge Match:
Los Colons vs. Kofi Kingston & M.V.P

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ON THE PRE-SHOW
~ RACE AGAINST TIME ~
MARK HENRY & UMAGA each face three opponents. Whoever wins their matches in the quickest collective time is the dominant monster on Smackdown.

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NO PREDICTIONS YET PLEASE.
 
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Official Card for WWE Great American Bash:
July 20 2008 | Time Warner Cable Arena, Charlotte NC
Theme Music; ‘Leave The Memories Alone’ by Fuel
 



RIC FLAIRS FINAL MATCH:
Ric Flair vs. Triple H

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WWE Championship Match:
Edge defends against Randy Orton

WWE Tag Team Championships Match:
MNM
w/Melina defend against The Fight Factory

WWE Cruiserweight Championship | 30 Minute Iron Man Match:
Jamie Noble defends against Bryan Danielson

!! TABLES - LADDERS - AND CHAIRS !!
The Gods of War
w/Steven Richards vs. The Hardy Boys
*Match must be won by pinfall or submission; Tables, Ladders & Chairs are legal*

~ $10,000 Challenge ~
Ted DiBiase Jr.
w/Ted DiBiase Sr. vs. R-Truth
*Loser must pay the winner $10,000*

Tag Team Grudge Match:
The San Juan Express vs. Kofi Kingston & M.V.P

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ON THE PRE-SHOW

~ RACE AGAINST TIME ~
MARK HENRY & UMAGA each face three opponents. Whoever wins their matches in the quickest collective time is the dominant monster on Smackdown.


~ PREDICTION COMPETITION ~
1. Predict the winners.
2. Predict the match order.
3. What will be the longest match of the night?***

4. What will be the shortest match of the night?
5. Predict the correct score in the Iron Man Match.


***Iron Man Match does not count

PREDICTIONS ARE OPEN - SHOW TO BE POSTED TUESDAY
 
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Umaga gets the quicker time
Kofi Kingston and MVP
Ted DiBase Jr.
The Gods of War
Fight Factory
Jamie Noble
Edge
Triple H

Side Note: Agreed at the part of weird seeing Brent as WHC can't get behind it. But would love to see new people in this series like Muhammad Hassan being brought back to WWE?
 
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On the pre-show, UMAGA and MARK HENRY compete in their ‘RACE AGAINST TIME’ exhibition. Armando Estrada wins the toss - much to the chagrin of Theodore Long - and elects for Umaga to go second, meaning Mark Henry has to set the time to beat.

Henry makes quick work of his three opponents, beating Shawn Osborne with the Worlds Strongest Slam @ 00:46, Thomas Demers with a big Splash @ 00:33 and Jon Bolen with another Worlds Strongest Slam @ 00:59 for a total time of 02:18 … whilst Estrada and Umaga watch on the outside.

Long looks confident that Umaga wont beat that time, and wishes Estrada well, as three more victims arrive to take on Umaga, though before proceedings start, Theodore Long is heard on commentary complaining that these three guys look a lot smaller and skinnier than who Mark Henry had to deal with.

Mike Kruel is first up for Umaga, and to his credit, Kruel comes AT Umaga … but is doesn’t end well. He eats a Samoan Spike @ 00:50, and Tony Mann runs right into a rolling wheel kick that finishes him @ 00:09, meaning he has over a minute to dispose of Ali Akbar … but Akbar has a plan of his own in mind, and he ducks out of the ring, going on the run!!!

Umaga gives chase, hunting down Akbar, but as he comes after him on the floor … it’s clear it’s a trap … AND MARK HENRY CLEANS OUT UMAGA!!!!! Henry scoops Umaga up WITH EASE after the initial knockdown … AND PLANTS HIM ON THE FLOOR WITH THE WORLDS STRONGEST SLAM!!!!!

Estrada is horrified by seeing Henry manhandle the Bulldozer, and whilst the DQ means Umaga wins the challenge … it’s Mark Henry that leaves Umaga laid out on the floor. Long gloats at Estrada as he leaves with Henry, asking if he still thinks Umaga “is all that” now.

AAE checks on Umaga, then BERATES the Bulldozer as he recovers, giving Umaga abuse for getting jumped by Mark Henry!! Estrada goes as far as to SLAP Umaga as he gets up, telling him what just happened is unacceptable … and in response, Umaga kicks over the steps in fury, slamming the ring apron, storming up the ramp - with Estrada in his ear…

 


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WWE
GREAT AMERICANBASH 2008
July 20 | Time Warner Cable Arena, Charlotte NC



~ WWE SIGNATURE OPEN.





AND NOW, SLIM JIM … PRESENTS, A SMACKDOWN PRODUCTION OF WWE GREAT AMERICAN BASH






!!! PYRO !!!

The PPV set is an ode to Ric Flair, with two screens either side of the entrance (like the Raw set in and around 2000 at the beginning of the McMahon/Helmsley Era) with images of Ric Flair throughout his storied career, as MICHAEL COLE and JERRY LAWLER open the show, welcoming everyone to an historic night - the last of Ric Flairs glorious career. However, in addition, THREE championships will be decided, and we will also see the return of the TLC Match!!!



**I‘M COMIN**

Bursting out of his entrance tunnel, MVP is the first man out for the opening contest, as he teams up with Kofi Kingston to take on their common enemies, Primo and Epico. Cole and Lawler talk about the history between MVP and Primo, noting that Porter put Primo on the shelf a year ago, and whilst Cole cant condone Porters actions then, he does try and defend him by saying Primo needs to confront MVP about it like a man - and not by jumping him from behind like he has done with Epico. MVP hit’s the ring, and removes his jewellery, whilst waiting for his makeshift partner…

**S.O.S**

Coming out full of energy, KOFI KINGSTON gets the fans jumping - but there’s no smiley face from the usually upbeat Kingston. Our commentary team talk about Kingstons usual partner; Carlito, being M.I.A as of now, unwilling to fight his family members, who have been making a point of making Carlitos life - and by proxy, Kofi’s life - hell, ever since costing the Caribbean Connection a tag title shot at Judgment Day. Kofi hit’s the ring, and talks strategy with MVP - the two clearly being on the same page tonight - as they await the arrival of Epico and Primo…

**PRIMOS**

Wearing their branded jackets, Epico and Primo; THE SAN JUAN EXPRESS casually walk through the curtain, taking their time to walk down the aisle. Again, Michael Cole points out that the Colons have made Carlitos life miserable since they hit the scene at Judgment Day, but through Carlitos unwillingness to fight his own family, it’s led to an alliance of necessity between Kofi and MVP. King notes that while Kofi and MVP have plenty of motivation, they’re huge underdogs against a REAL team, that have been teaming long before coming to the WWE.

Tag Team Grudge Match:
The San Juan Express vs. Kofi Kingston & M.V.P

Montel and Epico start, surprisingly with a lock up. MVP quickly executes a take down, but Epico escapes the headlock. Epico backs Porter into the corner, and when asked for a clean break, Epico lands a cheap shot on MVP. Cockily laughing - Epico is laughing for long, as MVP grips him, throwing him into the corner, and opening up with shots to the body!! Porter sends him out with a hip toss, then a pair of arm drags … which see Epico decide to roll out of the ring to regroup.

Back in, Epico lunges in to tie up with MVP again, but instead kicks MVP low in the gut. He sends Porter into the corner, but MVP elevates up on the ropes, with Epico running under, hitting the buckles, and MVP school boys him out of the corner, 1...2...NO! Tying Epico up, MVP tags in Kofi, exposing the ribs of Epico, with Kofi crashing down on Epico with an axe handle off the ropes. A reverse elbow off a whip scores a two for Kofi, and he takes Epico down with a snap mare, before running off the ropes, front dropkicking the face of his seated opponent!! 1...2...NO!!!

Kingston slams Epico back down, and comes off the ropes, looking for a double stomp - but Epico rolls away, then trips the leg when Kofi lands, and rams him into the corner, tagging in Primo. The Colons send Kingston off the ropes, knocking him down with a double reverse elbow, allowing Primo to cover, 1...2...NO!!! Primo then slows things down, tying Kofi up with a side headlock after a series of stomps to weaken Kingston. Kofi pushes off, but his dropkick doesn’t land, allowing Primo to jacknife a cover … 1...2..NO!!!

Back up, Kofi beats Primo to the punch, beating Primo up against the ropes, then gets a running start, coming at Primo, but Kofi gets elevated up and over the top - landing on the apron. Primo turns, but Kofi ducks down, driving a shoulder to the gut of Primo, then springs back in off the ropes with a dropkick to Primo!! Primo rolls out of the ring, and as Kofi shapes up to come after him, the official stands in his way!!! Becoming the biggest heel in the match, Marty Elias stops Kofi from leaping to the floor … so instead, MVP - with the referees back turned - SOMERSAULTS OFF THE APRON ONTO PRIMO ON THE FLOOR!!!!!

Back up, MVP catches Epico with a right hand, and picks Primo back up, tossing him into the ring for Kofi, as Cole comments on the team work between MVP and Kofi being much better than he anticipated. Back inside, Kofi and MVP take over, and the pair show promising signs of team work with a double dropkick once Kingston tags Porter back in. Punishing Primo, MVP rattles him with a set of right hands, then a stiff uppercut … followed by a clothesline!!! With Primo down, MVP pumps up the fans, and mocks Epico on the apron, before landing with the BALLIN ELBOW!!! Before he can cover though, Epico steams into the ring … RIGHT INTO AN OVERHEAD BELLY TO BELLY FROM MVP!!!!!

Porter is cooking, and the fans get behind his offence, with MVP now looking for a finish, setting up his PLAY OF THE DAY … but Primo spins out, and stops MVP in his tracks with a shot to the gut, racing off the ropes, but runs right into a big boot from MVP!!! 1...2...NO!!! MVP sends Primo into the corner, and Kofi swings out onto the ropes - catching Primo with a pendulum kick!! MVP tags Kingston in, with Kofi following up on the move with a mid air double foot stomp to Primo!!! 1...2...KICK OUT!!!!! Kofi then delivers his Koronco Buster in the corner, and sends Primo back to the corner, tagging MVP. Then, in more signs of solid team work, Kofi monkey flips Primo out of the corner, allowing MVP to lands with a knee drop … 1...2...NO!!!

Playing to the fans, MVP maybe takes a little too long to follow up, as Primo catches him coming off the ropes with a drop toe hold, and Porter lands on the middle ropes, with Primo taking advantage straight away, using the top rope for leverage to lean on Porter, choking him illegally by the ropes, forcing the official to step in. As Elias has a word with Primo, Epico attacks MVP with a knee lift through the ropes from the apron … and Primo is able to follow up with a dropkick to Montel, 1...2...No!!! Primo stomps MVP in the corner, tagging Epico back in, and the San Juan Express proceed to stomp Porter down in the corner together until the official forces Primo back onto the apron.

Belly to Back suplex from Epico scores a two, before he flapjacks MVP - dropping Porter throat first along the top rope!!! Epico purposely drags the referee away, as Primo races across the apron, landing with a big boot to the face of MVP, allowing Epico to cover again, 1...2...NO!!! Epico sends MVP into the corner again and tags Primo in, with Primo dropping to a knee … allowing Epico to launch MVP out of the corner, landing gut first on the knee of Primo!!! MVP tries to roll away, but Primo rolls him back, hooking the leg, 1...2...NO!!!

Targeting the mid section now, Primo SOCCER KICKS Porter in the gut repeatedly, stopping MVP from getting up, and drops a knee, allowing a lateral press, 1...NO - not even a two that time. Porter tries to fight back up to his feet, but an eye rake cuts him off, as Primo runs MVP back into the corner, tagging Epico once more. Together the San Juan Express get Montel up - SLINGSHOT DOUBLE SUPLEX!!! Epico floats over, 1...2...NO!!!! MVP kicks out, but holds his mid section as he recovers, struggling to get back up, with Primo tagged back in. Primo sets himself up top, with Epico holding Porter up …

BUT MVP DRAGS EPICO IN FRONT OF HIM - AND PRIMO TAKES OUT HIS OWN PARTNER WITH A CROSS BODY!!!! Primo jumps up in horror, then misses a wild clothesline on MVP, with Porter then catching Primo with his modified face buster!!!!! MVP now looks to make the most of the opportunity … crawling to his corner … TAGGING IN KOFI!!!!!

Kingston leaps into action, with a clothesline to Epico, then knocks him down with a reverse elbow, and then sends him out of the ring with a dropkick!!! Primo has struggled back to his feet … and Kofi puts him back down with a flying clothesline, setting Primo up for a BOOM DROP!!!! Feeding off the fans, Kofi sets up for TROUBLE IN PARADISE … MISSES!!!! Primo then looks for a BACK CRACKER - BUT KOFI SHRUGS IT OFF!!! Primo lands on the mat, and Kofi catches him getting back up … SOS CONNECTS!!!!! 1...2...BROKEN BY EPICO!!!!

MVP re-enters now, taking it to Epico for breaking the count, taking him over the top with a Cactus Jack style clothesline!!! In the ring, Kofi brings Primo back to his feet, sending him off to the corner, rushing in - connecting with a big splash!! Primo is all over the place, and Kofi shoots him off the ropes … but Primo hangs on!!! Kofi comes after him, but gets kicked away, with Primo then coming back for Kingston and wanting a Russian Leg Sweep - CUT OFF BY MVP!!!

Porter is quickly stopped by Marty Elias from continuing the attack on Primo, and proceeds to get out of the ring, whilst Kingston gets an O’Connor roll on Primo … but a dropkick from behind by Epico sends Kofi stumbling forward - colliding with MVP on the apron!!!! MVP gets sent off the apron, crashing onto the floor … and whilst Kofi looks to the outside, Epico tags Primo!! Kingston returns to the ring - still thinking Primo is legal - and catches him with TROUBLE IN PARADISE … THEN EATS A BACKCRACKER FROM EPICO!!!! Epico hooks the leg … 1...2...3!!!!!
Winners: The San Juan Express @ 10:44

The superior team work of Epico and Primo is the ultimate difference maker, and the Colons grab themselves the win!! After the match, Cole stresses that point, putting over Kofi and MVP’s effort as an unfamiliar pairing, giving the San Juan Express a true test … but it ultimately wasn’t enough.

MVP recovers, joining Kofi in the ring, clearly angry at how the match turned out, but acknowledges the mix up was clearly unintentional. He and the recovering Kingston watch in anger from the ring, as Epico helps Primo up the ramp, with the Colons scoring a big win to kick off the Great American Bash.

Cutting to ringside, Michael Cole and Lawler briefly mention a winning PPV debut for the San Juan Express - but while it’s a new beginning for Epico and Primo, the next match tonight will be the END of a rivalry; as Jamie Noble and Bryan Danielson face off in a thirty minute Iron Man Match for the Cruiserweight Championship…



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CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP - VIDEO PACKAGE
- Soundbites air from both men, recapping their near six month long feud during the Contract signing two weeks ago, over clips of their matches this year; Danielson winning at the March 1 Saturday Nights Main Event, and again on Smackdown on April 25.

- Noble then offers his career in exchange for a third shot at the title at Judgment Day, and becomes the first man to defeat Danielson by preying on Danielsons conscience, taking the low road to win the title … but save his career in the process.

- Danielson is denied a rematch in the aftermath by interim GM Brian Kendrick, but scores another win over Noble in the King of the Ring tournament, which gives him this title shot tonight - and with the added stipulation of it being a 30 minute Iron Man match.

- End on clips of both men talking about the Iron man stipulation, Noble talking about his own game plan, and both promising to win the match - and to win comprehensively.
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Back into the arena…

**FLIGHT OF THE VALKYRIES**

Getting a big initial reaction, BRYAN DANIELSON makes his way out into the arena, looking around at the fans, impressed by the response for his arrival. Whilst the challenger walks to the ring, Cole hypes the fact that Danielson has only ever lost TWO matches in a year - to Noble two months ago, and to CM Punk in the final of the King of the Ring tournament. King suggests he’ll be losing a few times tonight…

**TRAILER TRASHIN**

JAMIE NOBLE wastes no time, walking down the ramp with a purpose, dragging the title by his side, with a look of determination, barrelling right for the ring where Danielson waits. The announcers discuss what game plan Noble has up his sleeve, given his confidence when talking about his plan two weeks ago on Smackdown. Lawler tells Cole that Noble is fed up of being overlooked and underappreciated in favour of Danielson, reminding him just WHO the champion is - and he expects the performance of a lifetime from Noble tonight.

Once Noble is inside, the two men are brought to the middle of the ring, with Scott Armstrong giving both men his instructions, telling them there will be NO rest period after each decision, and that he wont tolerate any rule breaking, whilst he will only conduct a count-out when only one of them is outside - but not when both men are on the floor. Armstrong asks if they wish to shake hands, but NEITHER wants that - and Danielson even states himself; “I think we‘re beyond that now.” Noble nods in agreement, and the official backs them up, before officially calling for the bell.

WWE Cruiserweight Championship | 30 Minute Iron Man Match:
Jamie Noble defends against Bryan Danielson

Despite Noble opening the last two matches between the pair hot with a quick attack, it’s a slower, more methodical start to this one, with the champion clearly wanting to pace himself for the half hour ahead. It’s a cagey opening couple of minutes, which is strictly mat-based chain wrestling. They are an even match, as has been evidenced throughout the feud, but as has been the case throughout their feud, Danielson is just *that* little bit better. He traps Noble in a kneeling armbar, which nearly forces Noble to tap before he grasps the ropes, and clearly frustrates the champion too.

Danielson gets the better of the wrestling exchanges, and starts to trap Noble in pinning predicaments, with the champion scrambling to survive, desperate not to drop a fall this quickly. But, with each escape, Noble just finds himself getting caught in another bind, consistently having to survive with Danielson quicker on each escape to put more pressure on Noble. Noble pops out of a backslide, but runs into a side headlock takedown, with the challenger then locking Noble up - trapping the champion in a Bow and Arrow lock!!!!

The champion is again in deep trouble, trapped in an awkward submission hold … but as the challenger cranks the hold, he leaves himself exposed, with his shoulders down … 1...2...NO!!! Danielson shifts just in time to not get himself counted out, but has to give up the submission. Noble scrambles to his feet, but Danielson grips him from behind, either for a German Suplex or an O’Connor Roll … but we don’t get to find out, as Noble firstly grabs the ropes to stop Danielson … then he BLATANTLY LOW BLOWS the challenger … in FULL SIGHT of the official … who calls for the bell!!!

BRYAN DANIELSON 1-0 JAMIE NOBLE
*via DQ @ 03:12*

Danielson is given the first fall, surprisingly early, but just as the announcement is made over the arena, and as Michael Cole comments on his surprise at the first decision coming so quickly … we see it wasn’t just a reckless move from Noble … but a way to seize control!! The champion - making full use of the lack of rest periods between falls - stomps down Danielson, and quickly loads him up … FOR THE TIGER BOMB!!!!! Danielson isn’t able to fight it, and Noble DRILLS the challenger into the mat, hooking the legs; 1...2...3!!!!!

JAMIE NOBLE 1-1 BRYAN DANIELSON
*via TIGER BOMB @ 03:49*

In a flash, Noble levels the scores - but more importantly, he also has the control, with Danielson selling the effects of the low blow, followed by the Tiger Bomb. Following the announcement of the fall, Noble goes right back for the cover again, 1...2...NO!!! This time, Danielson kicks out, but Noble reacts with venom for his rival, viciously stomping Bryan by the ropes, dragging him back up … looking for the TIGER BOMB AGAIN … but Danielson fights out of it!!!

Danielson hammers the skull of Noble for dear life, eventually escaping the perilous position he finds himself in, having to fight the dogged champion off when he lands back on his feet. Danielson then takes off on the ropes, but is met with a POLISH HAMMER on the return from Noble!! Cover again by the champion, 1...2...KICK OUT!!! Right out of the kick out, Noble clamps on a side headlock, attempting to wear Danielson down further.

With a momentary lull in the action, Cole and Lawler both voice their surprise at seeing two early falls in the match, with Lawler pointing out that it’s a sound strategy employed by Noble to give up a fall in order to win one back quickly AND regain the upper hand … but notes it’s a risky strategy if he cant capitalise on it. Danielson eventually escapes the headlock, battling back at Noble, roughing the champion up with forearms, but Noble cuts off any momentum with a rake to the eyes!!!

Armstrong looks tempted to call for the bell again, but instead issues out a firm warning to Noble - but the champion doesn’t appear to be concerned with blatantly breaking the rules - making the most of the Iron Man stipulation tonight. He clubs the back of Danielson by the ropes, then yanks him in by the arm, putting Danielson down with a clothesline. Dragging the challenger right back up, Noble looks for a suplex - but it’s blocked by Danielson!!

Danielson blocks a second attempt … then reverses the momentum, picking Noble up into a suplex position - but drops him forward, hanging the champion up on the ropes!!!!! Noble hangs onto the ropes, landing on the apron, winded after getting dropped on the ropes, as Danielson picks up speed … AND DROPKICKS NOBLE OFF THE APRON!!!!! Danielson then shapes up for a SUICIDE DIVE … but as he charges, NOBLE MEETS HIM AT THE ROPES WITH A FOREARM SHOT TO THE FACE!!!!!

The challenger falls back, hitting the mat and holding his jaw, with Noble shaking the cobwebs loose himself, climbing back inside, and catches the recovering Danielson with a jaw breaker. Another cover from Noble, 1...2...NO!!! Following Danielson to the corner, Noble unleashes a barrage of kicks to the gut, and forearm shots to the jaw, then sends him across the ring, but Danielson runs up the ropes, backflipping over Noble, and charges through him with a clothesline!!!

Noble struggles up, with Danielson meeting him with an arm drag, followed by a hip toss, with Danielson then hooking Noble up, looking for a DRAGON SUPLEX - NO!! Noble escapes the predicament, but runs into a drop toe hold, with the challenger then attempting to hook up the CATTLE MUTILATION … BUT NOBLE WRIGGLES FREE AND ESCAPES AGAIN!!!! The champion rolls out of the ring, having come too close to disaster too many times in a short period … but Danielson is in no mood to give Noble a time out, and catches him with a baseball slide.

Danielson takes a risk now, climbing up top - SPLASHING TO THE FLOOR ONTO NOBLE!!!!! Both men are down, but with the Iron Man rules, there’s little point in a double count out, giving both men time to get to their feet. Danielson naturally is first to stir, bringing Noble up, roughing him with uppercut forearm shots around ringside, with Noble doing his best to escape the clutches of the challenger. Bryan then looks to send Noble back inside - but the champion reverses the momentum and rams Danielson into the barrier.

Noble talks trash to Danielson there, whilst chopping the chest, then looks to inflict further damage wanting to send the challenger toward the timekeepers position … but Danielson reverses the momentum - and sends Noble crashing into the timekeepers table!!! Danielson appears to have an answer for everything Noble has, and the champion is left doubled over on the timekeepers table. The challenger - under orders from an irritated official - looks to bring the match back into the ring, grabbing Noble … BUT GETS WAFFLED WITH THE TITLE BELT!!!!

RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE OFFICIAL - IT’S ANOTHER BLATANT DQ!!!!

BRYAN DANIELSON 2-1 JAMIE NOBLE
*via DQ @ 07:51*

Noble is given a stern telling off from the referee, even after the DQ, with Noble tossing the belt down, holding his hands up in innocence, rolling back into the ring before DEMANDING the referee count Danielson out. And with the challenger out cold seemingly on the floor - having not moved since getting nailed by the title, the count is pretty much just a formality … Danielson doesn’t even move to TRY and break the count … HE IS COUNTED OUT!!!

JAMIE NOBLE 2-2 BRYAN DANIELSON
*via COUNT OUT @ 08:30*

Lawler and Cole are both left in surprise at how this match is turning out, having seen four decisions in the first ten minutes, having both expected to see a much tighter affair, but Nobles tactics have completely turned the match on it’s head. Cole speculates that this is what Noble alluded to a few weeks back on Smackdown, as it appears every time he’s in trouble, he’ll have no problem dropping a fall to win one back PLUS gain the upper hand.

As Lawler mentioned earlier though, that strategy comes with a risk. For now though, it’s working, and Danielson is in dire straights, with Scott Armstrong having to go straight back into ANOTHER count out, with no rest periods between falls. Noble implores Armstrong to count quicker, with Danielson now stirring on the floor, struggling to climb up on the apron … JUST beating the count at NINE, keeping the scores TIED for the time being at least.

However, once back inside, Danielson is easy pickings for Noble. The champion meets him with stomps, and brutally punishes Danielson by the ropes by repeatedly stomping the chest and gut of a defenceless challenger. Noble sends Danielson to the corner, and stomps a mudhole in him there too, showing no mercy. Noble sends the challenger across the ring to the opposite corner, hitting the turnbuckles HARD - and again, Noble is on him straight away, grabbing Danielson by the tights, and running him right back across the ring, SHOULDER FIRST into the post!!!!

Noble grips Danielson from behind, looking now for a German Suplex out of the corner - but Danielson manages to block it, putting up as much of a fight as he can, before charging backward, ramming Noble into the corner to break the grip!! Momentarily, Danielson can breathe - but Noble is right back on him with a clothesline to the back of the head!!! The champion is relentless in his attack, popping off a vertical suplex … and rolls through on it … APPLYING HIS GUILLOTINE CHOKE!!!!!!!!!!

And the methodology behind it caught the challenger completely unaware!!! Danielson is trapped in the middle of the ring, unable to break the hold, and unable to find the ropes either!! Given the punishment he’s already received, Danielson wont have long to fight the hold, with Noble cranking on, tightening his grip. The challengers attempts to break the hold prove fruitless, and with nearly twenty minutes left to run in the match, Danielson makes the sacrifice to TAP OUT and conserve his energy for the later stages!!!!!

JAMIE NOBLE 3-2 BRYAN DANIELSON
*via GUILLOTINE @ 11:31*

BUT NOBLE WONT RELEASE THE HOLD!!!!! Noble keeps the Guillotine applied, with the referee giving him a count of FIVE to break it - and Noble draws the count right out, JUST breaking before Armstrong can reach five. Danielson crumbles to the mat in a heap, whilst Noble is prevented from following up as Armstrong gives him a stern telling off for his actions, telling the champion he needs to break when he’s told to. Noble barely listens, and pushes past, dragging Danielson back up - SMALL PACKAGE from Danielson … 1...2...NO!!!!

Noble escapes from the small package, and slows the challenger down with a kick to the gut, then slams him hard onto the canvas. Noble drags Danielson up by the arm, locking up the wrist, preventing Bryan from getting away from him, and proceeds to run through Danielson with successive clotheslines - controlling the wrist with each blow, dragging Danielson right back up for ANOTHER vicious clothesline each time; FIVE IN TOTAL!!! Noble presses down for a cover to take a two fall lead for the first time; 1...2...NO!!! Kick out from Danielson!!!

The kick out gets a shake of the head from Noble, with the champion backing Danielson into the corner, again viciously busting the challenger apart, this time with shoulder thrusts to the gut, softening Bryan up, and hoists him to the top rope, looking for a SUPERPLEX - but Danielson fights back once again!! The challenger eventually fights Noble off, and shoves the champion back to the mat, standing back up, coming off the top - but is caught on the way down with a shot to the gut by Noble!!! Noble follows up - GUTWRENCH SUPLEX!!! 1...2...NO!!!!

Danielson gets the shoulder up again!!! And in frustration, Noble pounds the mat, unable to put Danielson away despite his obvious discomfort. The champion drags Bryan back up, looking to apply an abdominal stretch - but Danielson frantically fights out of trouble,
taking off, hitting the ropes, coming back - but Noble catches Danielson coming off the ropes, with Noble pressing him up onto his shoulders, and catches Danielson on the way down with A DOUBLE KNEE GUTBUSTER!!!!! Noble hooks BOTH legs … 1...2...3!!!!!

JAMIE NOBLE 4-2 BRYAN DANIELSON
*via DOUBLE KNEE GUTBUSTER @ 14:45*

And now Noble takes a TWO FALL lead over Danielson!!! Noble has his arm raised by the official again, and he covers once more, 1...2...NO!!! This time, Danielson is able to kick out, but he isn’t able to keep the champion off!! Noble TOSSES the challenger through the ropes, and continues the punishment on the floor, still working the gut, dropping Danielson onto the barricade - sternum first, before picking Bryan up, and RAMS him into the ring post!!!

The champion gets back in the ring, looking for another count out win, with Scott Armstrong initially shaking his head in frustration, but making the count, reaching SEVEN before it looks like Danielson will manage to crawl back inside … until Noble slides back out, and BOOTS Danielson, sending the former champion sprawling on the floor. Noble isn’t finished there though, and the current champion drags Danielson back up, SENDING HIM THROUGH THE STEEL STEPS!!!!!

Once again, Noble rolls back inside, demanding Armstrong make the count, with the official doing his job, whilst Danielson struggles to get back inside, pulling on the ring apron to pull himself up, rolling inside at the count of NINE … just before the referee can reach TEN!!! Noble is angered, and bounces off the ropes, delivering a low dropkick, then sends the challenger back OUT again!!! And again, Noble wants the count out from the official!!!

Cole sells concern for Danielson, as we’re now into the second half of the match, and Danielson is two falls down, without any real periods of offence in that time, with time now running out. Once more, the battling challenger looks to drag himself back into the ring, and this time, Noble loses his cool, grabbing Danielson by the ropes, and suplexes him back into the ring!! Cover, 1...2...NO!!! Noble drops an elbow, cover again, 1...2...NO!!! Noble drops another elbow, cover, 1...2...NO!!!

“GOD DAMMIT COME ON REF!!!” Noble is livid at the official, slapping his hands three times to indicate a count, before blatantly CHOKING his long time adversary in front of the official. Breaking at four, Noble is told to knock it off by the referee, with the champion pulling Danielson up by the hair, rocking the defenceless challenger with a hard forearm shot, sending Bryan stumbling into the ropes. Noble follows in with knees to the gut, not forgetting the damage he’s done to the mid-section of the challenger.

Noble sends Danielson off the ropes, meeting him on the return with a DEEP knee to the gut, sending Danielson tumbling over, clutching his gut in agony. Noble has another lateral press; 1...2...KICK OUT!!! Danielson WONT stay down!!! Cole and Lawler both discuss how vital it is that Bryan doesn’t fall THREE falls behind the champion as we near the twenty minute mark, but it may be a matter of time, with Noble now pulling Danielson up … AND APPLIES A CANADIAN BACKBREAKER RACK!!!!

The champion is showing off his extensive repertoire of moves tonight, and it’s another move that exposes the mid section of the challenger, looking for a submission - but unlike earlier with the Guillotine, Danielson cant afford to give this up easily - as a three fall deficit may be insurmountable to make up. Kicking his legs wildly, Danielson reaches desperately with them to find the ropes, and eventually wraps his legs around the top rope, pulling himself to freedom off the shoulders of Noble, and lands on the apron!!!

Noble rushes toward the ropes now, but Danielson changes levels, and catches Noble through the ropes with a shoulder to the gut slowing Noble. Danielson then shoots back into the ring over the ropes with a SUNSET FLIP … 1...2...NO!!! Noble just kicks out, keeping his two fall advantage, but Danielson appears to be heartened by the near fall, and rushes back off the ropes … BUT HE’S CAUGHT IN AN ABDOMINAL STRETCH BY NOBLE!!!!! And he’s trapped in the middle of the ring!!!

And with the mid section exposed, Noble batters it with his free arm, further punishing Danielson, as he looks for another submission out of the former champion. Cole and Lawler say this could be it for Danielson if he goes three falls behind with only TEN minutes remaining in the match!!! Noble even momentarily pulls on the ropes when Scott Armstrong cant see, looking for extra leverage, much to the chagrin and anger of the fans. Noble beats on the ribs of Bryan once again, but the challenger wont give in … and Danielson eventually escapes the predicament with a modified hip toss out of the submission!!!

Danielson is still selling the effects of the move though, and before he can get in any offence, Noble cuts him off, then shoots Bryan into the corner - sternum first - HARD!!!! Danielson staggers back out of the corner, and is sent across the ring to the opposite corner sternum first … with Noble picking the challenger up, onto his shoulders … potentially wanting another double knee Gut buster … but when Noble pushes Danielson up … the challenger counters … INTO A SMALL PACKAGE … 1...2...3!!!!!!!!!!!

BRYAN DANIELSON 3-4 JAMIE NOBLE
*via SMALL PACKAGE @ 21:24*

Danielson pulls one back!!! It’s his first fall that hasn’t come via DQ, with the challenger shocking Noble out of nowhere!!! Noble pops right back up after the small package, arguing the count with Armstrong … which allows Danielson to ROLL THE CHAMPION UP FROM BEHIND … 1...2...KICK OUT!!!!! Noble just escapes the pin, keeping his one fall advantage, but right out of the kick out, Danielson traps Noble with a SCHOOL BOY this time … 1...2...KICK OUT!!!! Both men are up, with Danielson wanting a roundhouse kick … but Noble cowardly drops down and rolls out of the ring!!!

Noble takes a walk on the floor, much to the chagrin of the fans. The champion takes a look at the clock up on the titan tron, seeing there are just eight minutes remaining, and it appears he’s going to try and run the clock down with his one fall advantage, taking the majority of Scott Armstrongs count, before rolling into the ring … and rolling right back out!!! There’s more heat for Noble now, as everyone begins to see what he’s doing, most of all Danielson, with the challenger complaining to the referee - but there‘s nothing he can do about it.

Danielson has to take actions into his own hands now, and the challenger rolls out of the ring, coming for Noble, giving chase to the champion, with Noble jogging away, rolling back into the ring … and right back out again, with Danielson in hot pursuit, but getting frustrated. “BULLSHIT” chants fill the arena now, with Danielson in the ring, hands on his hips, trying to think of a way to get Noble back in the ring. On the outside though, the champion looks mighty pleased with himself, believing he can ride these remaining seven minutes and change out.

After Noble rolls in and out once more, the champion struts cockily around ringside, watching Danielson in the ring, shouting to the challenger; “AINT NOTHIN YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT, BOY!!!” But Danielson shakes his head, and darts out of the ring, giving chase to Noble again, forcing the champion to run … but Noble doesn’t realise that Danielson stops the chase, and rolls back into the ring. Noble gets up, looking around, expecting to see Danielson in pursuit … but instead, Danielson has rolled in from the OPPOSITE side of the ring … AND HE GRIPS NOBLE FROM BEHIND; DRAGON SUPLEX!!!!!!!!!! 1...2...KICK OUT!!!!

Now, when he has to dig deep, Noble shows the world HIS toughness to kick out of the Dragon Suplex and remain a fall ahead!!! Danielson shakes his head following the kick out from Noble, believing he’d tied the scores. The challenger gets back up, and unleashes a series of stiff kicks to the chest of Noble, over and over, kicking the shit out of Noble!!! Nobles chest takes a battering, with Danielson momentarily pausing … before scoring with the final ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE SKULL!!!!! The champion covers, 1...2...KICK OUT!!!!!

Noble kicks out AGAIN!!!!! Danielson is throwing everything at Noble, but the champion refuses to stay down, much to the amazement of the fans. The challenger drags Noble up, beating him into the corner with a series of stiff forearm shots, leaving Noble hunched over; a mess, in the corner. Now, Danielson backs out, and rushes in, RUNNING DROPKICK into Noble in the corner!! Danielson gets back up, back to the corner … and scores with another running dropkick, crushing Noble in the corner!!

Danielson snaps off a hip toss out of the corner, before climbing to the top rope … standing tall … coming down on the champion with a FRONT MISSILE DROPKICK!!!!! And Danielson NIPS UP!!!! The nip up elicit’s an ENORMOUS response from the fans, with Danielson hitting a second wind at a crucial stage of the contest, before scaling to the top rope … standing tall again … before leaping off with the FLYING HEADBUTT - AND IT CONNECTS!!!!!!!!!! Danielson gets the cover; there’s no way Noble will kick out this time … 1...2...3!!!!!

BRYAN DANIELSON 4-4 JAMIE NOBLE
*via DIVING HEADBUTT @ 25:59*

And Danielson levels the scores!!! With four minutes remaining, Bryan Danielson ties the contest … and picking up where Noble left off earlier, the challenger doesn’t waste a second … rolling Noble over - AND APPLIES THE CATTLE MUTILATION!!!!!!! NO - NOBLE SQUIRMS OUT OF TROUBLE BEFORE IT’S LOCKED ON, AND HE ROLLS OUT OF THE RING!!!!!! Noble rolls out, spaghetti legged, doubling over, relieved to have avoided Danielsons signature submission - but he doesn’t avoid an incoming SUICIDE DIVE FROM BRYAN DANIELSON!!!!!!!!!!

It’s ALL Danielson at this point!! The momentum has clearly shifted in the challengers direction, and Danielson tosses Noble back into the ring, before stepping onto the apron, waiting for the champion to get back up … and springboards back into the ring, nailing Noble with a springboard missile dropkick!!! The challenger scrambles into the cover, 1...2...KICK OUT!!!!! Danielson pounds the mat off the kick out, but stays focused, dragging Noble up - with the champion taking a swing; missing, with Danielson popping off a NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX … 1...2...KICK OUT!!!!!

Shaking his head, Bryan takes a look up top, seemingly getting an idea. The challenger drags the champion back up, setting Noble on the top turnbuckle, with the champ seemingly there for the taking right now. Danielson follows up, looking to pull out all the stops to win back the gold, as he sets himself for a HURRICANRANA OFF THE TOP … NOBLE COUNTERS AT THE LAST SECOND … POWERBOMB OFF THE TOP ROPE!!!!!!!!!!!!! SUPER-POWERBOMB TO DANIELSON!!!!!

The fans are on their feet, losing their collective minds; Cole and Lawler included!!! Cole declares that Noble might have just secured himself a victory with that last minute counter to the Hurricanrana … as a vocal ‘HOLY SHIT’ chant gathers some pace … but the wind is about to come out of the sails of the audience … as Noble eventually recovers, and crawls toward the flattened challenger … draping an arm over … 1...2...SHOULDER JUST COMES UP!!!!!!!!!! Noble cant believe it!!!!

Noble just as exhausted by the match, looks emotionally exhausted too, and somehow summons the energy to get back to his feet - but he has no interest in waiting for Danielson to get up, and instead DRAGS Danielsons limp body up, getting the former Cruiserweight Champion onto his shoulders … preparing another Torture Rack perhaps - BUT DANIELSON COUNTERS OUT OF NOWHERE … WITH A CRUCIFIX PIN … 1...2...NOBLE ESCAPES THE PREDICAMENT … BUT BRYAN ROLLS THROUGH … INTO THE CATTLE MUTILATION!!!!!!!!!!

The fans in Charlotte rise to their feet in anticipation, knowing how dangerous the Cattle Mutilation is; and so does Noble!!! Danielson wrenches the arms, whilst Noble moves his feet, trying to find the sanctuary of ropes - DESPERATELY!!!!! Cole and Lawler both talk about the time remaining; LESS THAN NINETY SECONDS, with the scores tied … can Noble survive??? Noble - despite his best efforts - is unable to find the ropes, as Cole says Noble surely cant survive much longer - and SURELY not long enough to run down the clock.

Lawler points out that even if he can survive, we’ll head straight to overtime, and Noble surely wont have anything left after surviving this long in the submission hold. Noble is in SERIOUS trouble … seemingly on the verge of giving up … when he makes one last attempt to get his feet on the ropes … but he CANT find them!!! We’re ticking down toward the final sixty seconds … Danielson wont relent on the hold … Noble cant find the ropes for safety … AND THE CHAMPION SUBMITS TO DANIELSON!!!!!

BRYAN DANIELSON 5-4 JAMIE NOBLE
*via CATTLE MUTILATION @ 29:03*

Danielson takes the lead!!!!! With LESS than a minute remaining, Danielson has come back from a two fall deficit to take the lead at the most important time!!! Showing how spent he is himself, Danielson struggles back to his feet, taking a look at the clock, seeing that he only needs to survive less than a minute to reclaim the title he lost at Judgment Day … WHEN JAMIE NOBLE LOW BLOWS DANIELSON FROM BEHIND - RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE REFEREE!!!!! IT’S A BLATANT DQ - AGAIN!!!!!!!

BRYAN DANIELSON 6-4 JAMIE NOBLE
*via DQ @ 29:20*

Pure desperation, Jamie Noble GIVES AWAY another fall, but puts Danielson down, giving himself one final chance to try and pull off two falls in the dying seconds with Danielson brought to his knees. Struggling to his feet, spaghetti legged, Noble roughly grabs Danielson, loading up … TIGER BOMB - NO!!!! Danielson ESCAPES and ducks a wild, desperate clothesline … AND CATCHES NOBLE ON THE RETURN WITH A ROARING ELBOW!!!!!!!!! Danielson KNOCKS NOBLE OUT!!!!! Nobles tactics backfire HORRIBLY!!! Bryan covers … 1...2...3!!!!!!!!!!

BRYAN DANIELSON 7-4 JAMIE NOBLE
*via ROARING ELBOW @ 29:41*

Danielson takes a THREE FALL LEAD in the dying seconds - it’s now physically impossible for Noble to make a comeback now; he’s blown it in the dying seconds, with his strategy blowing up in his face!!! Bryan Danielson WILL win back the Cruiserweight Championship, and the fans count down the final ten seconds, with Noble STILL out from the roaring elbow. Danielson meanwhile pulls himself to his feet, looking at his beaten adversary, sparing him the humiliation of another fall - which appears highly possible if he wants to do it … 5 … 4 … 3 … 2 …1 … !!!!!
Winner: And NEW Cruiserweight Champion - Bryan Danielson {7-4} @ 30:00

Bryan Danielson has reclaimed the gold he lost at Judgment Day!!! From the brink of defeat at 4-2, an incredible comeback in the final ten minutes sees Danielson reel off FIVE falls, to win the match by a comfortable margin - but despite the score, it was anything BUT a comfortable win for Danielson.

The King of the Ring runner up is reunited with the Cruiserweight title, and Danielson scales the ropes, showing off his freshly won gold … whilst Jamie Noble remains broken in the middle of the ring, hands covering his face, knowing he made a huge error in the dying seconds, such was his desperation to beat Danielson.

On commentary, both Lawler and Cole express their surprise at so many falls within the thirty minute time limit, having expected a much cagier affair - but it was anything but, mainly due to the high risk strategy employed by Noble that eventually backfired, having given up THREE falls by disqualification!! And three falls was the difference in the end.

Danielson drops back down from the ropes, and takes a final look back at the beaten body of Noble, clearly broken hearted at losing the title he fought so hard for … and Danielson just shakes his head. No gloating, but no handshakes either - Danielson departs the ring with what he came for … and Noble will have to leave with absolutely nothing.

Cole puts over the end of the rivalry, spanning nearly six months over the title, with Noble even going as far as to put his own career on the line for the gold back in May … but tonight, over thirty long, hard minutes, Danielson simply had too much left in the tank by the end…



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VIDEO PACKAGE

Clips of the many cities WWE visited last Summer during the global World tour.

“LAST YEAR, THE WWE TOURED THE GLOBE”

And, shots of Wembley Stadium last year at Summerslam, with clips of Randy Ortons mid air RKO on RVD, Ricky Hatton knocking out Armando Estrada, Edge spearing The Undertaker, MNM falling from a ladder, and Christian raising the title at the end of that show.

“AND BROUGHT THE BIGGEST EVENT OF THE SUMMER ACROSS THE POND”

The Summerslam logo flashes across the screen, then an image of the world is shown, with the focus zooming in toward the U.S.A

“BUT THIS YEAR…”

The zoom continues toward the East Coast, and then, we see clips of New York City; the statue of Liberty, yellow cabs, Times Square, Brooklyn Bridge

“SUMMERSLAM IS COMING…”

The New York skyline … then the camera stops at Madison Square Garden.

“…HOME”

Flashing shots of famous MSG moments in WWE history; Hogan winning his first title, Bret Hart being hoisted in the air at WrestleMania X, Austin stunning McMahon for the first time, and Triple H winning the ladder match in 1998 at a Summerslam.

“NEW YORK CITY … MADISON SQUARE GARDEN … THE SPIRITUAL HOME OF THE WWE”

End, with the Summerslam graphic on the screen.


WWE SUMMERSLAM | AUGUST 24 | NEW YORK CITY, NY
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Following the video package, we see a shot of outside the arena in Charlotte, as Michael Cole and Jerry Lawler again discuss what everyone is here for tonight; the RETIREMENT of Ric Flair - the last EVER match in the Nature Boys storied, legendary career, when he takes on Triple H in the main event tonight.

Clips then air of Ric Flairs arrival earlier in the night - via limo; of course - and being given a standing ovation and applause from the majority of the roster, all on hand to welcome the Hall of Famer - the greatest of all time - with Flair naturally a little choked up, shaking hands with some superstars, hugging others. Cole calls it an emotionally charged evening in Charlotte…



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Back into the arena…

**BROKEN DREAMS**

Led by their manager - Steven Richards - the Gods of War; BATISTA and LASHLEY make their slow, methodical entrance for the next match up - which in itself is something of a first, as it’s the first ever TLC match that will be decided by pinfall or submission. Cole and Lawler talk about the path of destruction the Gods of War have been on, seemingly ridding Smackdown of The Brothers of Destruction in recent weeks … but they’ve failed to bully Matt and Jeff Hardy.

As Batista and Lashley continue to the ring, the commentary team remind the viewers that this all started when Batista and Lashley attacked the Hardys for no reason other than to assert they could do what they want when they want … but Matt and Jeff wouldn’t take it lying down.

Cole also reminds us that Jeff defeated Batista for the U.S Title a month ago on Smack down - albeit thanks to the Undertaker and Kane - which has led to this match tonight, with the rules seemingly being a leveller for the outmatched Hardys. The Gods of War continue on down toward ringside … WHEN MATT AND JEFF SPRINT DOWN THE AISLE - AND ATTACK THE GODS OF WAR WITH CHAIRS!!!!! A sneak attack by the Hardys to kick off the match!!!!!

!! TABLES - LADDERS - AND CHAIRS !!
The Gods of War
w/Steven Richards vs. The Hardy Boys
*Match must be won by pinfall or submission; Tables, Ladders & Chairs are legal*

Matt and Jeff HAD to take the low road to gain the upper hand; they’re undersized and overmatched compared to the Gods of War, and using the weapons available to them, the Hardys are able to take the fight to Lashley and Batista. Steven Richards runs for cover, horrified at seeing his men taking this punishment right away, as Matt and Jeff smash the chairs off the backs of their opponents again. Reaching ringside, Matt rams Batista against the ring apron, and Jeff whips Lashley into a ladder, putting Bobby down!!!

It gives the Hardy Boys an immediate 2 on 1 advantage over Batista, and the brothers waste no time at all to get Big Dave into the ring. Taking turns with chairs, Matt and Jeff punish Batista, winding up and clattering him with the weapon, crushing The Animals body. The brothers send Batista into the corner together, with Matt then shuffling onto all fours … as Jeff looks to deliver POETRY IN MOTION … but as Jeff runs across and onto his brothers back … Steven Richards hands Batista a CHAIR from the outside … AND BATISTA NAILS THE INCOMING JEFF HARDY!!!!!

Jeff takes the chair shot FLUSH as he leapt off Matts back, and he writhes in pain, as Batista looks to smash Matt across the back with the chair, but the elder Hardy rolls out of danger, avoiding the chair shot. Lashley though no gets into the ring for the first time, and meets Matt as he gets up, catching him with a kick to the gut, then sends him into the path of a stiff Batista clothesline!! The Animal then directs Lashley, telling him to take care of Jeff, whilst he focuses on Matt Hardy.

The Animal roughs Matt up in the corner, stomping a mudhole into the gut, as Lashley takes care of Jeff, sending him off with ropes, and sending him crashing down with a big shoulder block. A big back body drop follows, before Steven Richards introduces a ladder for his team to use, sliding it into the ring. The Gods of War pick the ladder up together, using it as a battering ram to drive into the Hardy Boys with authority, putting them down again. Lashley now takes the ladder himself, and sets it upright in the corner, with clearly bad intentions.

Indeed, whilst Batista continues to punish Matt Hardy in the corner again - this time with shoulder thrusts to the gut - Lashley drags Jeff to his feet, and without any trouble, scoops the U.S Champion onto his shoulder - and LAWN DARTS Jeff into the ladder in the corner!!! Lashley isn’t done there though, as he traps the spaghetti legged Hardy off the lawn dart … and sends him hurtling back toward the ladder again … this time with a HIP TOSS!!!!!

Jeff slides down the ladder after impact, writhing in pain, and rolling out of the ring, as Batista slams the steel chair he had earlier, down onto the canvas, before scooping up Matt with ease … DRIVING HIM ONTO THE CHAIR WITH A RUNNING POWERSLAM!!!!!! That could be all she wrote, with Batista making the cover after tossing the chair aside … 1...2...NO - BATISTA BROKE THE COUNT HIMSELF!!! Cole and Lawler discuss the near fall, with Cole furious that the Gods of War didn’t just end the match when they had the chance, but Lawler argues that they wanted to show that they COULD end the match - but they want to inflict much more damage.

Instead of finishing the match, Batista and Lashley take the opportunity with both Hardys down to roll out of the ring and pick up a table each, setting them up on the floor, rather than bring them into the ring. The Gods of War then pick up another ladder, and look to slide it into the ring … but when they place it on the apron, Jeff scores with a baseball slide, knocking the ladder into Batista and Lashley!! Now, recovering together, the Hardys both take the opportunity and climb to the top turnbuckles - LEAPING TO THE OUTSIDE ONTO THE GODS OF WAR!!!!!

Taking out Batista and Lashley respectively, Matt and Jeff get themselves back into the match, and elicit a strong response from their home state fans, playing to those cheers too!! The Hardy Brothers - in their element with the TLC rules - pick up the ladder that the Gods of War attempted to introduce, and they CHARGE through both Batista and Lashley with it, putting the Gods of War down on the floor!! Taking the initiative, Matt drags Lashley back up, tossing him into the ring, whilst Jeff takes the ladder alone, and drives it down onto Batista on the floor!!!

Back in the ring, Matt takes the fight to a dazed Lashley, peppering him with stiff right hands, before impressively knocking the big man down with a BIG discus punch. On the outside, Jeff puts the boots to Batista, then walks away, giving himself a run up - leaping onto the barrier at ringside, running along the barrier, like the daredevil he is, leaping off at the recovering Batista … BUT HE’S CAUGHT!!!! Batista catches Jeff incoming, and proceeds to SLAM JEFF HARDY THROUGH THE TABLE AT RINGSIDE!!!!!

In the ring, Matt Hardy cant help but be distracted by what he’s just saw, but is forced to land a dropkick through the ropes to prevent Batista from getting back inside. Take lapse in concentration though leads to allowing Lashley to meet Matt when he gets back up. Lashley picks Matt back up, looking to get him into position for the DOMINATOR - but Hardy slips off, and fights with all his heart when he lands back on his feet, teeing off on Lashley - but gets FLATTENED with a clothesline!!!

Lashley picks the chair up in the ring, and jabs it into the gut of Matt Hardy, then, with Matt doubled over, across the back!! In the meantime, Batista has gotten back inside the ring, and things don’t look good for Matt Hardy. Facing a 2 on 1 disadvantage, Matt is also against the two most dominant men on the Smackdown roster, and the Gods of War stand over him, leaving Matt to come to the realisation of what he’s facing whilst his brother is incapacitated.

Batista and Lashley look to one another as they surround Matt … then proceed to put the boots to Hardy, stomping him into the mat. Together, the Gods of War pull Matt back up, and together, they whip Matt across the ring, into the ladder which is still set up in the corner from earlier in the match - FACE FIRST!! Matt staggers back from the collision, right into that path of Batista - and a SIDEWALK SLAM!!! There’s no cover, as instead, Lashley has picked the ladder up - PRESSING IT ABOVE HIS HEAD … AND SLAMS THE LADDER DOWN ONTO THE PRONE BODY OF MATT HARDY!!!

Steven Richards tosses a chair in, with Lashley picking it up, whilst The Animal picks up the existing chair in the ring, as the methodical punishment of Matt Hardy continues, with the Gods of War taking turns to smash their chairs off the back of Matt, seemingly having a competition with each other to see who can deliver the hardest chair shot. Four times each, the Gods of War rattle the back of Matt Hardy with a steel chair, before Lashley tosses his chair away, telling Big Dave what he plans to do next…

And Lashley picks the ladder up, setting it up in the middle of the ring, whilst Batista rolls out of the ring, sliding in a table (and giving Jeff a stomp while he’s out there), setting it up and placing the battered body of Matt Hardy onto the table … whilst Lashley CLIMBS THE LADDER!!! Climbing halfway up the ladder, it’s an impressive sight for a man of Lashleys size … and Batista holds Matt down, not allowing him to roll off the table … AS LASHLEY SPLASHES OFF THE LADDER - DRIVING MATT HARDY THROUGH THE TABLE!!!!!

It could be over - it SHOULD be over with that!! BUT - Batista wants some fun of his own first!! Whilst Lashley sells the effects of the splash on his own body, The Animal leaves the ring again, and slides in ANOTHER table!! He clears the rubble in the middle of the ring, with Lawler surmising that The Animal wants to put Matt through a table himself before ending this match … and it appears he’s right. Batista sets the table up, and drags the lifeless body of Matt back up, shaping for a BATISTA BOMB THROUGH THE TABLE…

… BUT JEFF HARDY RETURNS TO SAVE HIS BROTHER!!!!

Just in the nick of time, the U.S Champion hit’s the ring - BLASTING Batista with a CHAIR SHOT TO THE SKULL!!! Batista staggers back off the chair shot, whilst Lashley EATS a chair shot too, with the force of his shot sending Lashley through the ropes and crashing onto the floor outside. Batista is nailed with the chair again, and falls backward into the corner, allowing Jeff to score with the HARDIAC ARREST in the corner to Batista!!!

However, the comeback is short lived - as when Jeff gets back up, he’s tripped from the outside by Lashley, who drags him back to the floor, and HURLS the U.S Champion into the barrier!!! Lashley is still selling the effects of his splash through the table and the chair shot from Jeff, but he pulls himself together and tosses Jeff back into the ring, whilst also sliding a ladder into the ring too. Batista is back up, and he DRIVES Jeff into the corner, unleashing shoulders into the gut of the U.S Champ, punishing Jeff for his audacity to fight back.

Next, the Gods of War regroup, and Lashley - with the ladder - crushes Jeff Hardy into the corner, which softens him up enough for Batista to hoist Jeff up onto the top turnbuckle with no resistance from Jeff. Lashley and Batista now set the two ladders into a seesaw position in the corner, before climbing up the ropes together - setting themselves for a DOUBLE SUPERPLEX ONTO THE LADDERS … BUT MATT HARDY STOPS THEM WITH CHAIR SHOTS TO THE BACK!!!!

Matt - still worse for wear after going through a table - returns to favour to Jeff, saving his brother from a grisly end, and BLASTS the Gods of War with solid chair shots!!! Batista and Lashley teeter from the top, climbing back down onto the canvas, with Matt pummelling them before they can recover … AS JEFF DIVES OFF THE TOP … ONTO THE LADDER … WHICH SHOOTS UP - AND BLASTS THE GODS OF WAR EACH IN THE FACE!!!!! Ala Armageddon 2006 in real life, which led to Joey Mercury’s face being mangled, The Gods of War get a FACE FULL OF LADDER!!!!!

Thankfully, neither Batista or Lashley takes the ladder as flush as Joey Mercury in ‘06, but the effect remains, and the Hardys begin to give the fans reason to be optimistic. Matt and Jeff give each other a knuckle bump, before going back to work, with Matt dragging one of the ladders away, into the middle of the ring. Jeff mounts Lashley in the opposite corner, whilst Matt sizes up Batista … TWIST OF FATE ONTO THE LADDER!!!!!!!!!!! Matt drags The Animal off the ladder, makes the cover … 1...2...BROKEN BY LASHLEY!!!!!

Lashley JUST saves Batista, having had to shove Jeff away in the corner to break the count … but now, it’s Lashley that’s facing the numbers game, and despite Big Bobby clubbing the back of Matt, Jeff puts a stop to it with a stiff chair shot to the back … with Matt following up with a DDT to Lashley!!!! Cover again, 1...2...KICK OUT FROM LASHLEY!!! The tide really has turned now, with Matt and Jeff proceeding to stand BOTH ladders up, and keep Lashley down with a flipping belly to back suplex together. The Hardys climb to the top of the ladders - bringing the fans to their feet … FLYING OFF WITH THEIR TRADEMARK LEG DROP - SPLASH COMBO!!!!!!!

FROM THE TOP OF THE LADDER!!!!! RIGHT ONTO LASHLEY!!!!! The Hardys have completely turned the match on it’s head, with Jeff making the cover on Lashley to give them the win as Steven Richards stands horrified on the outside … 1...2...BROKEN BY BATISTA!!!!! And now, it’s the turn of Batista to save his partner!!! Despite breaking the cover, Batista is unable to get in any offence on Matt or Jeff, with Jeff laying right into Dave.

Jeff hammers Batista back into the corner, whilst Matt opens up a steel chair, sitting it in the middle of the ring, waiting … for Jeff to send Big Dave out of the corner … into the path of Matt … TWIST OF FATE ONTO THE OPENED CHAIR!!!!!! The chair CRUMBLES upon impact, and Matt gets it out of the way, allowing him to hook the leg of Batista, with Steven Richards hands on his head on the floor, unable to believe what he’s seeing … 1...2...BATISTA KICKS OUT!!!!! HE KICKED OUT!!!!! THE HARDYS ARE STUNNED!!!!!

Matt looks to Jeff, with both Hardys left flabbergasted by the kick out from Batista - but they don’t have long to dwell over it, as Lashley begins to stir. Jeff meets him with a jawbreaker, and Matt follows up with a Russian Leg Sweep putting Lashley back down, before the Hardy Boys double up with a pair of dropkicks to Batista - which send The Animal out of the ring. From there, Jeff follows out, crashing onto Batista outside with a SLINGSHOT CROSSBODY!!!!

Jeff Hardy wipes out Batista, taking himself out momentarily in the process!!! Meanwhile, in the ring, Matt focuses on Lashley, and rushes into the corner, nailing Bobby with a clothesline … but as he shapes up for his trademark bulldog out of the corner … LASHLEY OVERPOWERS MATT … AND DUMPS HIM OVER THE TOP AND OUT OF THE RING … THROUGH A TABLE ON THE FLOOR!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!! Matt Hardy is left a BROKEN MESS in the wreckage of the table!!!!

Lashley is still worse for wear … with Jeff Hardy scaling the ropes, coming off at Lashley - RIGHT INTO A CLOTHESLINE FROM LASHLEY!!!!! No wasting time, Lashley pulls Jeff right back up, scooping him onto his shoulder … DOMINATOR TO JEFF HARDY!!!!! But Lashley isn’t done yet!!! Lashley demands a table, with Richards obliging - just relieved to see his team back in charge - sliding a table in, with Lashley setting it upright in the corner. It’s clear to all what he’s planning … LOOKING TO SPEAR JEFF HARDY THROUGH THE TABLE … BUT JEFF MOVES AT THE LAST SECOND … AND LASHLEY CRASHES THROUGH THE TABLE!!!!!!!!!!

LASHLEY JUST RAN HIMSELF THROUGH THE TABLE!!!!!

Looking to take advantage, Jeff quickly drags Lashley from out of the wreckage of the table, looking to make the cover … but BATISTA is back, and he yanks Jeff up … INSTANTLY SLAMMING HIM WITH A THUNDEROUS SPINEBUSTER!!!!! The former U.S Champion bounces up, indicating it’s over … and sets Jeff up for a BATISTA BOMB!!!!! It looks like it’s just a case of delivering the move … with Batista taking a moment to savour it … WHICH ALLOWS JEFF TO GIVE HIM A LOW BLOW!!!!!!!

Batista shows the pain on his face, dropping to his knees, with Jeff buying himself time to regroup … meeting Batista as he stands back up with a kick … TWIST OF FATE - NO!!!!! Batista OVERPOWERS Jeff … and TOSSES JEFF HARDY OUT OF THE RING AND TO THE FLOOR!!!!! Jeff hit’s the floor with a thud, and The Animal follows out, picking up a chair on the outside, and WEARS THE CHAIR OUT on Jeff Hardy!!!!!! The Animal eventually gives up on the mangled chair, tossing it away recklessly … THEN GRABS ANOTHER!!!!!

Jeff Hardy tries to crawl away desperately - but CANT avoid the rattling chair shot to the back from Batista!!!! Jeff now rolls over, onto his back, with Big Dave proceeding to ram the end of the chair into the gut of Jeff, further punishing the U.S Champion, and at one point, drives the end of the chair into the throat of Hardy, choking him, with Jeff wildly kicking his legs as he chokes. Batista pulls back eventually … then winds up for a BIG - FINAL chair shot, pulling right back …
BUT THE CHAIR IS YANKED AWAY!!!!!!

BY MATT HARDY!!!!! Batista spins around - naturally - and gets WAFFLED by Matt Hardy, who CROWNS Batista with the steel chair!!!!! It’s a sickening chair shot to the skull … and Matt follows up with ANOTHER!!!!!! The chair shot send Batista reeling, and a third shot to the BACK sees The Animal stumble onto the Spanish Announce Table. Matt gives Jeff a shake, trying to get his brother to rise, before continuing to pound Batista on the table, keeping him there, softened up.

Matt then searches UNDER THE RING … and pulls out a HUGE ladder, bigger than the ladders scattered around ringside, and sets it up next to the announce table, as Carlos and Hugo head for higher ground - not liking what’s about to come. Matt grabs a monitor, nailing Batista with it - again - to keep him laid out on the table, whilst Steven Richards is now shown trying to bring Lashley around in the ring to save his partner. Matt then helps Jeff up, pointing to the top of the ladder, directing his brother to scale the ladder!!!!!!

There’s a natural pop in the arena, but Lawler on commentary calls out Matt for getting his brother to do his own dirty work … and given the condition of Jeff … Lawler does have a point. Needless to say, Jeff doesn’t need a second invitation to take a risk, and the younger Hardy begins to climb the ladder, whilst Matt pounds Big Dave on the announce table to keep him down. However, as Jeff reaches the top of the ladder, Matt then holds the ladder, making sure his brother can keep his balance, moving off momentarily to scare off Steven Richards…

WHEN LASHLEY EXPLODES FROM THE RING - WITH A PLANCHA TO MATT ON THE OUTSIDE!!!!!

Incredible athleticism from the big man Lashley!!!!! Meanwhile, Jeff cant do anything about that - he’s stood at the top of a twenty foot ladder … and has to go for broke … SWANTON BOMB OFF THE LADDER … BUT THERE’S NO ONE HOME!!!!!!!!
JEFF HARDY CRASHES AND BURNS!!!!!!!!

BATISTA ROLLED OFF THE ANNOUNCE TABLE!!!!!!

“HOLY SHIT” chants reverberate around the arena, with Jeff Hardys broken body in amongst what remains of the Spanish Announce Table!!! Lashley and Batista regroup meanwhile, tossing Matt into the ring, whilst sliding a table inside too. The Animal peels Jeff Hardy from the announce table wreckage, tossing his lifeless opponent into the ring. There, Lashley has the table set up, placing Matt on it … whilst Batista loads up Jeff … BATISTA BOMB TO JEFF - ONTO MATT - THROUGH THE DAMN TABLE!!!!! The Gods of War put the exclamation mark on the victory, covering BOTH Hardys for a double count … 1...2...3!!!!!
Winners: The Gods of War @ 14:53

Emphatically, The Gods of War see off the spirited fight of Matt and Jeff Hardy - in the Hardys favoured environment too. Cole and Lawler both put off the effort of the Hardy Boys, pushing the Gods of War to the limit in this Tables, Ladders and Chairs match tonight … but ultimately, they just couldn’t see off the massive challenge in their path. Batista and Lashley both have their arms raised momentarily, but neither man looks particularly happy.

They know they’ve been in a war tonight. On the outside, Steven Richards looks relieved too, before the camera shows the wreckage around ringside; broken tables, mangled chairs and ladders all over the place. As the Gods of War depart the ring, Jerry Lawler again rails on Matt Hardy for his ‘idiotic’ idea for Jeff to climb the ladder at the closing stages of the match, when he was positioned perfectly to do that himself.

Lawler also calls Jeff a moron for agreeing to climb the ladder, whilst Cole tries to reason for it, telling Lawler that Jeff was always the BIG risk taker for the Hardy Boys and Matt was the brains … “yeah? Well Matt Hardy just proved he‘s a little short in that area too, Cole!!” is the response from Lawler, as we fade out on the broken bodies of Matt and Jeff Hardy in amongst the broken table in the ring, ever so slowly coming around…



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~ THIS FRIDAY ON SMACKDOWN ~

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Backstage now, JOSH MATHEWS is standing by with MERCURY, NITRO and MELINA; MNM. The tag team champions are questioned, just moments away from their tag team title defence regarding the recent issues the team have had with their manager - but Melina assures Josh that the three of them had a frank discussion after Smackdown, and those issues have now been swept under the carpet.

Melina tells Josh that she, Nitro and Mercury are all back on the same page, and they know what has to be done tonight if they want to defeat Elijah Burke and Wade Barrett. Looking to her boys with a smile and a nod, Melina closes the interview, confident she’ll be leaving tonight as she entered - managing the tag team champions.

Nitro and Mercury agree, telling Josh they’ve had to deal with the Fight Factory for the last few months - but tonight, they intend on putting an end to the debate; MNM are STILL the ‘IT’ team on the scene, and they’re going to prove they are still the best tag team in ALL the WWE - with no exceptions. Walking off the set, MNM appear to be fired up, ahead of the tag title match later tonight.



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Back into the arena…

**WHAT‘S UP!?**

Rapping to the ring, R-TRUTH gets the fans fired up ahead of this $10,000 challenge match. Obviously, with Truth not shutting up, Cole and Lawler have to lay out on commentary, letting him go through his spiel, constantly asking the fans “What‘s Up?” … with Lawler getting agitated by it on commentary. Finally, once R-Truth wraps up his rap, and asks Greensboro one final time; “WHAT‘S UP!?” Cole and Lawler briefly discuss the stakes involved in this match, with King wondering where Truth could get that kind of money from.

**PRICELESS**

Accompanied by his father The Million Dollar Man, TED DIBIASE JR saunters to the ring, with his old man giving him plenty of advice and encouragement on his way down the aisle. While they make their way to the ring, clips air to show how this all came about, starting with the pay-off to Nick Patrick in the King of the Ring where the referee screwed R-Truth over. Clips air of the Million Dollar Man and Truth having their backstage meeting which set this $10,000 Dollar Challenge up on Smackdown.

~ $10,000 Challenge ~
Ted DiBiase Jr.
w/Ted DiBiase Sr. vs. R-Truth
*Loser must pay the winner $10,000*

After some posturing from DiBiase, it’s a traditional lock up to start. Ted instantly transitions to a headlock, but Truth escapes free, and meets young DiBiase with a series of arm drags, showing Truth to be the quicker of the two men. With DiBiase thrown off somewhat, Truth takes the opportunity to apply a headlock takeover, and wrenches the hold on. Already, the Million Dollar Man looks concerned for his boy, giving Ted some words of encouragement from the outside.

The directions from his Dad seem to work, as DiBiase Junior scrambles out of the headlock and rolls toward the ropes for safety - making the referee force R-Truth back. As DiBiase gets back up, his Dad again offers him some advice, with young Ted nodding, listening to everything the old man has to say to him. Reaching his feet, DiBiase Junior looks to the waiting Truth - with Truth looking out to the Million Dollar Man, smiling, and making a money motion with his hands. That angers Junior, and he tells Truth to focus on him instead.

Truth tells DiBiase to bring it, and they both lunge in - but DiBiase takes the low road, and instead CHEAP SHOTS Truth on the way in with a knee to the gut, forcing R-Truth to double over. Momentarily, DiBiase poses, pleased with himself, but he wastes time and when he lines up a straight right, Truth blocks it, and begins to tee off with shots of his own!!! Truth seems to be a step ahead of DiBiase every time, and he beats the youngster into the ropes - then CLOTHESLINES Junior over the top, sending him to the outside!!!!

Momentarily, Truth plays to the fans, but he isn’t going to give DiBiase any time to recover, and slides out of the ring, coming after his foe. However, the Million Dollar Man steps in, protecting his boy!! The fans boo, with Truth warning DiBiase to move before he gets hit … but the legend shakes his head, refusing to move aside, trying to buy his boy time. Referee Mickey Henson quickly steps in, backing Truth up … as we see Ted Junior has snuck around the ring, and grabs Truth from behind - ramming him into the post!!!

DiBiase tosses Truth back in the ring, and proceeds to stomp him down in the corner, making the most of this opening. The referee forces a break, but Ted comes right back in, now pounding R-Truth in the corner, softening his rival up with rights and lefts. With his opponent suitably softened up, DiBiase sends Truth across the ring to the opposite corner, looking to charge in behind - but before hitting the corner, Truth elevates himself up, and Ted rushes in, hitting the turnbuckles himself!! Truth back flips, and then does the splits to avoid a clothesline attempt from DiBiase, and catches Ted Junior with a heel kick!!! First cover of the match, 1...2...NO!!!

Off the kick out, Ted tries to roll out of the ring to recover from the heel kick, but he is stopped and dragged back in by Truth, keen not to allow DiBiase any time to recuperate. Truth grabs the legs, dragging Ted to the middle - but DiBiase kicks his rival away!! Truth stumbles back into the corner, but recovers quickly and comes back at DiBiase Junior … but Ted surprises Truth with a drop toe hold onto the middle rope!!!!! Lawler gives young Ted credit for that move, calling it impressive ring smarts, as DiBiase climbs back to his feet - now smiling as he takes the upper hand.

DiBiase proceeds to choke R-Truth on the ropes, pushing his knee into the neck whilst leveraging the ropes. It’s blatant cheating, and Henson conducts a count, which forces DiBiase to relinquish the hold. DiBiase backs up, with Henson admonishing him … but whilst Junior keeps the official busy, Senior SLAPS Truth by the ropes - then delivers a big right hand!!! Truth takes the shot - but it appears to fire him up more than it does weaken him!!! His eyes bulge out, as he looks through the Million Dollar Man, and now, Senior begins to regret his actions.

Truth - fired up - slides under the bottom rope, and is COMING FOR THE MILLION DOLLAR MAN!!!!! DiBiase looks scared to death, backing up, apologising profusely as Truth walks him down … until Ted Junior cuts Truth off with a baseball slide that sends Truth into the barrier!!! Junior rolls out of the ring, ramming Truth into the barrier a second time for good measure, before tossing him back into the ring again - as we hear his Dad offer more words of advice.

Back inside, Ted softens Truth up further with a belly to back suplex, floating over into a cover, 1...2...NO!!! Despite the kick out, DiBiase appears to have taken control of things, and snaps off a suplex for another hook of the leg, 1...2...KICK OUT!!! Again, Truth kicks out, but DiBiase quickly mounts him and delivers a set of straight rights to his grounded opponent, before being forced off by the official, and warned about his use of the closed fist. Ted blows Henson off, and follows Truth into the corner, beating him down with basic punches and kicks, until Henson forces him back.

DiBiase shoves the official away, coming back for Truth, but Truth blocks the shot from DiBiase and fights his way out of the corner, teeing off on Ted Junior!!! Truth beats Ted to a knee in the middle of the ring, and looks to take off on the ropes - but DiBiase springs up, and follows Truth in, and off the ropes - shades of the Million Dollar Man - with Truth turning around; right into a clothesline from DiBiase!!! Right out of his Daddies playbook!!! Truth is left reeling from the surprise clothesline, and Ted is able to follow up with a front slam, and another move made famous by his old man; the fist drop!!! Cover, 1...2...NO!!!!!

Despite the kick out, DiBiase remains calm, with his Dad offering plenty of guidance from the outside, being heard to tell his son from the outside; “stay calm, son. This is perfect.” Junior nods, and now stalks Truth, setting him up seemingly for the MILLION DOLLAR DREAM - NO - TRUTH SLIPS OUT … and he traps Ted in a pinning predicament; 1...2...KICK OUT!!!! DiBiase survives the pin attempt, but as he looks to re-establish control, he runs right into a hip toss from Truth!!!

Truth - firing up - meets Ted with a series of uppercuts, sending DiBiase stumbling into the corner, beating him down - then back flips out of the corner. DiBiase sees an opportunity to pounce … but as he rushes out, Truth catches him with a FLAPJACK!!! Truth leaps to his feet, playing to the fans … as he sizes DiBiase up for the SCISSORS KICK - NO - DIBIASE MOVES!!!! Truth kicks air, and looks around for Ted … AND HE GETS TRAPPED WITH THE MILLION DOLLAR DREAM!!!!!

THE MILLION DOLLAR DREAM IS APPLIED!!!!!!!

Truth is in a world of trouble, caught in the middle of the ring, in the age-old submission hold, flailing his arms, unable to escape!!! On the outside, the Million Dollar Man is beaming, applauding the move from his boy … but the smile soon fades … as Truth channels his inner Bret Hart … and pushes his legs off the middle turnbuckles pushing back, onto the mat … TRAPPING TED IN A PINNING PREDICAMENT … 1...2...DIBIASE JUST ESCAPES!!!!! But in the process - the Million Dollar Dream is BROKEN!!!!!

To escape the pin, DiBiase had to release the hold, and as the two men struggle back to their feet, Truth strikes first with a kick to the gut, following with a sitout suplex slam - slamming DiBiase into the mat!!! Cover from Truth, 1...2...KICK OUT!!!! DiBiase survives another scare … but it isn’t over yet. If anything, it’s about to get worse. Truth picks himself up, watching Ted struggle to his knees … and spots another opportunity for the Scissors Kick … but as Truth looks to hit the ropes - THE MILLION DOLLAR MAN TRIES TO TRIP HIM FROM THE FLOOR!!!!!

Naturally, Truth spins around - distracted by the interference from Ted Senior - and he reaches out, making a grab for the Million Dollar Man … but before he can get his hands on the legend, Ted Junior rolls Truth up from behind … 1...2...TRUTH JUST KICKS OUT!!!!! Truth bounces back up from the near fall, but DiBiase scores first with a clothesline!! DiBiase takes a moment to reset and catch his breath, before looking out and asking his Dad if he’s okay, but Senior tells the boy to focus on the job at hand, pointing to Truth.

Ted Junior nods, and puts the boots to Truth, softening him up again, and backs Truth up against the ropes, sending him off … BUT TRUTH REBOUNDS BACK WITH THE LIE DETECTOR!!!! Immediately, the Million Dollar Man climbs up onto the apron, waving wildly, trying to distract Truth … with Truth coming for the legend, taking a swing … but MISSES!!! Ted Senior manages to avoid the shot … but the distraction allows Junior to sneak up on Truth AGAIN … AND HE SCORES WITH DREAM STREET!!!!!!! Ted DiBiase Junior is about to steal the win and cost Truth $10,000!!!! He hooks the leg …

BUT THERE’S NO COUNT!!!!!!!!!!

MICKEY HENSON IS ON THE OUTSIDE - DEMANDING DIBIASE SENIOR LEAVES THE RINGSIDE AREA!!!!!

In the ring, Ted Junior is slamming the mat repeatedly, whilst on the outside his Dad is urging the official to get to the ring and make the count, but Henson wont go back until the Million Dollar Man departs after his repeated interference. Now, Ted Junior rolls out, and grabs Henson, pointing to the ring, with Ted Senior backing away, allowing the referee to get back to the ring. Rushing back in, Ted comes to finish off Truth once and for all … BUT TRUTH EXPLODES WITH A LEAPING REVERSE STO!!!!!!!!! 1...2...3!!!!!!!!!!
Winner: R-Truth @ 06:40
*THE MILLION DOLLAR MAN OWES R-TRUTH $10,000*

Truth got it!!! And now DiBiase must pay up!!!!! The Million Dollar Man is stood frozen on the ramp, then shakes his head, infuriated by the outcome of the match - and HOW the match finished. Slowly, DiBiase starts to back away, trying to sneak out of paying up, as Truth starts to get to his feet in the ring …

But FINLAY emerges from behind the curtain, preventing The Million Dollar Man from walking out on his pre-match wager!!! The Smackdown General Manager points DiBiase back to the ring, directing him to pay his debt to Truth, with the Million Dollar Man unable to talk his way out of it.

Finlay walks the legend down to ringside, with DiBiase again pleading with Finlay to let him leave … but he isn’t getting out of this humiliation, and the GM directing him up the steps and into the ring, where R-Truth waits - beaming ear to ear - as we see Ted Junior slowly coming around on the outside.

Ted Senior meets Truth in the ring, and produces a cheque book - but Truth puts his hand over it, shaking his head, telling Ted he wants the cold, hard cash instead. The Million Dollar Man rolls his eyes, then sighs, shakes his head … and dips into his breast pocket … pulling out a roll of cash, slapping it into the waiting hand of R-Truth.

The Million Dollar Man shakes his head ruefully, and tells Truth it’s the most money he’s ever likely to handle and to spend it wisely … but Truth shakes his head, and tells DiBiase, “I aint about money. This is what this means to me…” THEN PROCEEDS TO TOSS THE $10,000 … INTO THE CROWD!!!!!!!!!

“R-TRUTH HAS JUST MADE SOMEONES YEAR!!!!! SOMEONE IS GONNA LEAVE HERE WITH $10,000!!!!! COURTESY OF THE MILLION DOLLAR MAN!!!!”

Michael Cole bellows from commentary that R-Truth just made a lucky fan somewhere in the crowd $10,000 richer … whilst Lawler is concerned that he may have just incited a riot in the crowd between frenzied fans fighting over that cash!!! DiBiase is livid that Truth just tossed the money away, but Truth doesn’t care, getting in the legends face, telling him; “THAT‘S WHAT‘S UP!!!”

R-Truth then departs the ring, having just become someones favourite wrestler of all time in the crowd, whilst Ted Junior returns to the ring, apologising to his father … but Ted Senior isn’t in the forgiving mood tonight, showing anger toward his son for the first time, putting a hand up to cut him off, not wanting to hear excuses from his boy for the loss tonight.

The DiBiases watch from the ring, as Truth departs - with Truth slapping hands with fans all way to the top of the stage - turning back, and bellowing out; “NOT EVERYBODY HAS A PRICE FOR THE MILLION DOLLAR MAN!!!” … much to the chagrin of the Million Dollar Man…



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SUMMERSLAM ‘88



THE LONGEST REIGNING INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION IN HISTORY; THE HONKY TONK MAN, COCKILY ISSUES AN OPEN CHALLENGE TO ANYONE IN THE LOCKER ROOM TO CHALLENGE HIM FOR HIS TITLE
… AND THE CHALLENGE IS ANSWERED BY THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR WHO DEFEATS HONKY TONK IN NEAR RECORD TIME TO CAPTURE THE CHAMPIONSHIP UNDER THE BRIGHT LIGHTS OF MSG!!

SUMMERSLAM 2008 | AUGUST 24 | NEW YORK CITY, NY
~ MADISON SQUARE GARDEN ~
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Backstage … in the locker room, we see TRIPLE H preparing for tonight’s historic main event. Deep in thought, The Game tapes his wrists, as he gears up to face Ric Flair in Flairs last match ever. Once more, Cole and Lawler go into shill mode for that history making match later tonight, talking about the mood in the arena…



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Back at ringside, MICHAEL COLE and JERRY LAWLER are keyed on camera, with the commentary team moving away from the main event still to come tonight, and transition to discussing the WWE Tag Team Championship match up next, talking about the issues not only between MNM and the Fight Factory … but between MNM and their own valet over how they conduct business…



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WWE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP - VIDEO PACKAGE
- Starting with Elijah Burke’s return on the Smackdown following WrestleMania, introducing Wade Barrett as his new tag team partner … and them making a challenge to MNM for their debut match as a team. MNM accept the offer of a non-title match, and it appears as if the Fight Factory are about to score the upset win, but the match is stopped by an interfering Los Latinos.

- Later, Los Latinos are named the #1 Contenders for the tag team titles at Judgment Day, despite the impressive showing of the Fight Factory against the champions … but at Judgment Day, Burke and Barrett win a #1 Contenders Match for a future shot at the titles.

- In the weeks leading to their title shot, Burke and Barrett harass Melina, suggesting she made sure they weren’t named #1 Contenders previously, as she knows MNM cant measure up to the Fight Factory. She vociferously denies it … but appears to protest a little too much. They then offer her the chance to dump MNM and link up with them; telling her it was time to get off the sinking ship.

- On the June 13 Smackdown debut on Sci-Fi, Melina is the decisive factor in MNM retaining the titles, inflicting the Fight Factory with their first defeat since their debut … but in the aftermath, Mercury and Nitro are furious that Melina interfered, telling her they can beat the Fight Factory without resorting to their old ways.

- In the following weeks - with Melina told to stay backstage - MNM are beaten by the Fight Factory in singles matches; each time Burke and Barrett cheat to win … and the Fight Factory win another #1 Contenders Match for the shot at the Great American Bash.

- On the go-home Smackdown, the Fight Factory pick up another cheap win over MNM in a six man tag match, with Melina having the chance to do something to stop it - but purposely doesn’t. She then declares that Mercury and Nitro need to decide FAST whether they want to keep doing things their way … or HER way…
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**PAPARAZZI**

As the red carpet rolls out down the ramp, Michael Cole picks up on where the video left off, reminding everyone on the interview earlier tonight, where it appeared the trio of Mercury, Nitro and Mercury were all on the same page - and to him, it suggests they‘ll be doing things Melinas way. Looking incredible as ever - and happy for the first time in a while - Melina leads her team down the ramp, with the tag titles hanging from the waists of Mercury and Nitro - with tonight marking six months exactly since MNM won the titles from AMW at the Royal Rumble.

MNM complete their entrance - with the eye catching apron splits routine from Melina of course getting a excited squeal out of horny Lawler - and remove their fur coats, as they get set to defend their titles against the challengers that they‘ve just not been able to truly shake off in recent times. Melina has some final words for Johnny and Joey, as the champions lock their eyes on the entrance, awaiting the challengers…

**DON’T WASTE MY TIME**

Right away, Cole puts over the impact Barrett and Burke have had as a duo since April, losing only once - under shady circumstances - having given MNM all kinds of trouble in their previous encounters. Elijah Burke and Wade Barrett; THE FIGHT FACTORY - make their way down the ramp - there’s no fur coats for these two … there’s no red carpet. They are ALL business. Burke smiles as they reach ringside, giving Melina a little wave and a wink … which sets off MNM, as the champions pounce on the challengers as soon as they hit the ring!!!!

WWE Tag Team Championships Match:
MNM
w/Melina defend against The Fight Factory

Nitro pairs off with Barrett and Mercury with Burke, as the champions take the fight to the challengers tonight!!! Nitro and Mercury tee off on their stunned challengers, eventually knocking the Fight Factory out of the ring - and MNM don’t stop there, with Mercury spring boarding from the top turnbuckle to the floor with a splash … before Nitro hit’s a SPINNING PLANCHA onto the challengers!!!!! MNM are all fired up, and the champions have the fans rocking already!! As Nitro recovers from his big show stealing dive, Mercury brings Burke into the ring, as John Cone gets things under order.

Mercury sends Burke off the ropes, immediately meeting him with a dropkick on the return, straight into a cover, 1...2...NO!!! Back up, Mercury backs Burke into the corner, tagging Nitro … with MNM quickly setting for the SNAPSHOT looking to end it early - BARRETT SAVES BURKE!!! It could’ve been over right there if the Snapshot had been delivered, as MNM are clearly not hanging around tonight. Nitro comes after Barrett - but the Brit low bridges the ropes, which sees Nitro tumble to the floor below.

Barrett catches Mercury coming in with a kick, then looks to deliver the BULL HAMMER - but before he can, Nitro trips Barrett from the floor, and drags him out of the ring, running Barrett into the ring post!!! In the ring, Burke attacks Mercury from behind, as the challenger looks to get the upper hand. Elijah sends Mercury off the ropes, but Mercury rebounds with a flying clothesline!! Burke gets up quickly, but walks onto a side headlock takedown from Joey Mercury, with the champions re-establishing control.

Not for too long though, as Burke soon scrambles back to his feet, and breaks the headlock with a pair of elbows to the gut. He runs off the ropes, but comes back - right into a reverse elbow from Mercury. Drop down, cover, 1...NO!! One count only. Mercury stays on top, pounding Burke as they get back up, sending him off the ropes - but ducks down for the return, which allows Burke to bounce back, roll off the back of Mercury - right into a tag to Barrett!!

Wade Barrett - recovered after colliding with the post - makes a sudden impact with a boot to Mercury, and presses down for a cover, 1...2...NO!! As soon as they get up, Barrett drives a knee to the gut of Mercury, and scoops him up, onto his shoulder - but Mercury slips off the back, and fights the British brawler off with a series of rights and lefts, then looks to send Barrett into the corner, but it’s reversed by Barrett, sending Joey in instead. Barrett follows in, but Mercury gets a foot up. Joey perches himself up onto the middle rope, and comes off at Barrett with a CROSS BODY - taking Wade Barrett off his feet; 1...2...KICK OUT!!! Mercury charges Barrett into the MNM corner, and makes a tag to Nitro.

The champions send Barrett off the ropes together, teaming to hit a double hip toss, then a double elbow drop. Nitro stays down for the cover as Mercury rolls out; 1...2...NO!! Nitro brings Barrett back to his feet, sending the Brit off the ropes, but Wade comes back with a shoulder block that knocks Nitro off his feet. Barrett runs off the ropes, with Nitro rolling along the mat, bouncing up, and leaps over as Barrett returns again, then catches the Brit coming back with a hip toss, and follows that with a dropkick!!!

Nitro backs Barrett into the corner, tagging Mercury back in again, holding Barrett, allowing Mercury to leap off the top with a double axe handle!! Taking over again, Mercury wrenches the arm of Barrett, tying the Brit up - but a deep knee from Barrett breaks the grip, and he follows up with a slam on Mercury. Barrett shakes out his arm, then boots Mercury to keep him down, dragging Joey back up - but he fights back with shots to the breadbasket. Mercury takes off into the ropes, coming back with a tilt-a-whirl … countered into a BACK BREAKER from Wade!!!

There’s no cover, as Barrett goes straight for a tag, bringing Burke back into the match. Burke comes straight in with a running knee lift to Mercury, then a clothesline, hooking the leg, 1...2...NO!! Burke doesn’t give Joey a second to recover, and hooks in a sleeper on the mat. Knowing he cant stay in the perilous position he finds himself in, Mercury scrambles back to his feet, escaping the hold with a jawbreaker. He gets up, and hit’s the ropes - but has his hair pulled by Barrett!!

Naturally, Mercury spins around to confront Barrett, but the Brit drops off the apron … as Burke nails Mercury from behind with a knee to the back, sending Joey tumbling through the ropes to the floor!! Instantly, Melina is making herself heard, angry at the tactics of the Fight Factory, complaining to the official - as does Nitro - whilst Barrett makes the most of the distraction, ramming Mercury into the ring apron before tossing him back inside. And, once back in, Burke mounts the back of Mercury, striking him with stiff looking crossface forearms, roughing him up.

Burke drags Mercury back to the corner, tagging Barrett in, and holds Joey in position, allowing Barrett to come off the middle buckle with an elbow. Cover from Barrett; 1...2...NO!!! Roughing Mercury up some more, Barrett sends Mercury into the corner, driving elbows to the jaw and knees to the gut … before backing out … and takes a cheap shot to knock Nitro off the apron for no good reason!!! Barrett charges right back across the ring and crushes Mercury with a clothesline!! The impact sees Mercury stumble out - getting hoisted up by Barrett; WASTELAND!!!! 1...2...MERCURY GRABS THE BOTTOM ROPE!!!!!

Barrett initially thinks it’s over, and stands up, raising his arms in victory, but has to be told by John Cone the match isn’t over. Barrett lets out an expletive in response, then tags the eager Elijah Burke back in, with Eli going right for the back, clubbing Mercury, shoving him into the ropes, and bashing the lower back again. Holding Mercury up by the ropes, Elijah opens up, and connects with the 4-UP!!! Another cover; 1...2...NO!!! Shaking his head, Elijah picks Mercury back up, sending him into the corner … LOOKING FOR THE ELIJAH EXPRESS … BUT MERCURY DUCKS OUT OF THE CORNER … AND MAKES A TAG TO NITRO!!!

Nitro leaps into action with an immediate SPRINGBOARD CLOTHESLINE to Burke, and gives Barrett a bit of a receipt for the earlier cheap shot by striking with a clothesline to him too. Coming back off the ropes, Nitro scores with a running knee strike to the seated Elijah Burke … then knocks Barrett to the floor with the FLYING CHUCK!!!!! Nitro has turned the match on it’s head, but as he looks to the floor … Burke rolls him up from behind … 1...2... NITRO ROLLS THROUGH … 1...2...KICK OUT!!!

Burke just escapes the counter, but as they get up, Burke beats Nitro to the punch, then turns to hit the ropes - but MERCURY IS RIGHT THERE - and he hoists Burke up … spinning around … into position for Nitro and Mercury to deliver the SNAPSHOT!!!!! The champions have the match won … Nitro makes the cover … 1...2...BARRETT BREAKS THE COUNT!!!!! The match continues!!!!! Right away, Mercury dives onto the Brit, taking the fight to him after Wade Barrett stopped the count.

The two illegal men fight to the outside, whilst Nitro regroups, dragging up the lifeless body of Elijah Burke. Nitro brings Burke to his feet, looking to deliver a corkscrew neck breaker … but Burke manages to escape the danger, and the two men turn around into each other with the same idea - and a simultaneous clothesline to one another!!!! BOTH Nitro and Burke go down, and we see Barrett getting the better of Mercury on the outside, sending him hurtling into the barricade!!!

Seeing the situation in the ring, Barrett picks up one of the tag titles, hiding it behind his back as he watches from the floor, waiting for the referee to look away so he can pass the title belt to his partner. Meanwhile, Melina sees what the Brit is up to, and she takes the OTHER title belt, and sneaks around to the other side of the ring. Nitro and Burke try to get to their feet, pulling themselves up by the ropes, and Barrett looks to toss the tag title to his partner -
BUT IT’S INTERCEPTED BY NITRO!!!!!

Nitro grabs the tag title belt away from Burke, and brings it to the referees attention, before booting Barrett through the ropes … and with the official busy getting rid of that title belt, Melina takes advantage of the situation … tossing the OTHER tag title belt into the ring … TOSSING IT TO BURKE!!!??? What the hell??? Burke grabs the belt, with Nitro unaware - too busy dealing with Barrett - and when Nitro turns around; HE’S NAILED WITH THE TITLE BELT!!!!!!!!! Burke gets rid of the evidence and makes the cover … the referee returns and makes the count … 1...2...3!!!!!!!!!!
Winners: And NEW WWE Tag Team Champions - The Fight Factory @ 07:13

The Fight Factory knock off MNM ---MELINA JUST SCREWED OVER THE CHAMPIONS!!!! Melina just DUMPED Nitro and Mercury!!! In the immediate shocking aftermath, Lawler initially doesn’t want to jump to conclusions, suspecting that Melina actually made a mistake and Burke intercepted the title belt … but on the replay it’s OBVIOUS she purposely wanted Burke to get the title belt!!!

And if that wasn’t enough evidence … her reaction says it all!!! Melina enters the ring, all smiles as Burke picks himself up … AND SHE JUMPS INTO HIS ARMS IN CELEBRATION!!!!!

Sloppily kissing each other, Melina and Elijah Burke celebrate - over the beaten body of her (ex?) boyfriend, Johnny Nitro - as NEW tag team champions are crowned on Smackdown!!! Michael Cole is incredulous at the actions of Melina, whilst a stunned Joey Mercury also picks himself up on the outside, unable to believe what he’s seeing.

In the ring, Wade Barrett joins the party, initially DRAGGING Melina off Burke, and play acting, saying “what‘s going on??” … before laughing, as he, Elijah and Melina have clearly DUPED the former champions!!!

Jerry Lawler declares that Melina has clearly seen the writing on the wall, and knew to jump off the sinking MNM ship, linking up with the NEW ‘It Team On The Scene’ … calling Melina the smartest woman in ALL the WWE.

Naturally, Joey Mercury is pissed, and he gets in the ring, wondering what the hell is going on, confronting Melina-

SLAP~!!!

Melina slaps the taste out of Mercurys mouth, and without a moments hesitation, her NEW team jump Mercury, beating the shit out of the now former tag team champion, as Melina stands by laughing.

Michael Cole is sickened by what he sees, calling Melina an evil witch, but as Burke and Barrett beat on Mercury - NITRO is back up, and despite still being woozy from the belt shot he took, he looks to come to the aid of his partner … but he’s overwhelmed by the new tag team champions.

Putting the finishing touches on MNM, Barrett levels Nitro with a BULLHAMMER … whilst Burke delivers the ELIJAH EXPRESS to Joey Mercury. The Fight Factory - and their new valet - stand over the former champions, raising the titles, as Melina gives both men a kiss on the cheek, laughing at the sad state of MNM before leaving the ring.

Melina leads Burke and Barrett up the ramp - all smiles - as Michael Cole is forced to move on, despite still being clearly furious at what he’s just witnessed. Cole reminds the fans we’ve had two title matches tonight - and TWO title changes … wondering out loud; “are we about to see a third title change in three title matches tonight??”



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WWE CHAMPIONSHIP - VIDEO PACKAGE
- Soundbites from Randy Ortons return promo three weeks ago on Smackdown play over clips of the WrestleMania main event between Orton and Edge. The clips show all of the work Orton did on the neck of Edge in that main event; the Camel Clutch, the piledriver … but Edge wouldn’t stay down.

- The soundbites then switch to Orton talking about the RKO, as the clips from WrestleMania go to Orton hitting the RKO on Edge, and thinking the match was won - he was declared the winner … until it was spotted that Edge had his foot on the rope.

- Edge goes on to win the title, ending Ortons one year reign as Champion … but Orton focuses on the RKO, believing the mistake he made at WrestleMania was focusing on the neck - when he had the perfect weapon already at his disposal. The RKO.

- Edge responds, telling Orton he didn’t make ANY mistakes at WrestleMania, and just lost to the better man … and tells Orton the same thing will happen at the Great American Bash … with clips of Edge spearing Orton through the barrier back in April, putting Orton out of action for nearly three months.

- Clips then air of the return of Orton in June with an RKO … and Orton preventing Jericho from cashing in Money in the Bank on that same night, as it becomes obvious that HE wants to be the one to end Edge’s reign as champion.

- The package ends with clips of both men going at it over sound bites from both men about each other, going back to their rivalry prior to WrestleMania, and Edge being the man to bring Ortons one year reign to an end.

- The final shot of the VP is Orton nailing Edge with the RKO on Smackdown on Friday … over a sound bite of Orton from July 4 saying; “But all I’ll need at the Great American Bash … is the R … K … O…”
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Backstage, JOSH MATHEWS is waiting, just out of the way from the Gorilla position as MNM stagger through the curtain, both with their heads lowered, hobbling, selling the impact of the beating they just took. Having spoken with Nitro and Mercury earlier tonight, Mathews is reflecting on the earlier comments Melina made, stating she’d be leaving tonight with the tag champions, asking MNM how they feel after just being betrayed by their manager - and in Nitros case - his girlfriend.

Naturally, neither man has much to say, with Mercury muttering that “now isn’t the time” and Nitro following up by saying he “cant believe what just happened out there…” They add that they always knew Melina would do anything for success, but given how far they all came TOGETHER … they never expected for a moment that she would ever betray them like that. When asked by Josh what the future holds now, neither Nitro or Mercury has an answer. The FORMER tag champions shuffle off, both clearly heartbroken by the betrayal of Melina tonight.

 


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Back into the arena…

**BREAK THE WALLS DOWN**

Sauntering onto the stage in an expensive suit (offset by the protective mask he’s wearing as a result of his injuries at One Night Stand last week) - with the Money in the Bank briefcase in tow - CHRIS JERICHO surprises many by making an appearance on this show tonight, considering he doesn’t have a match. Michael Cole is instantly suspicious, noting that we’re moment away from the WWE Championship match; and Chris Jericho isn’t part of it.

Lawler notes that Cole could be on to something about three title changes tonight in the three title matches - but that Chris Jericho could be the third new champion, should he cash in his contract. Cole reminds everyone that Jericho has been making it clear in recent weeks he isn’t looking to wait for much longer before he cashes in his Money in the Bank, and states that it’s no coincidence Jericho is out here tonight.

Mister Money in the Bank joins Cole and Lawler on commentary, smug as you’d like, shaking hands with Lawler - but not Cole - before taking a seat. When challenged as to why he’s even here by Cole, Jericho doesn’t make much of an effort to cover up his intentions. Jericho says he wants to make sure he is firmly in the mind of BOTH Edge and Orton throughout the match. He points out he can cash in the briefcase at any time, but notes that due to his facial injury, he’s unable to cash in tonight.

**VOICES**

Slowly, RANDY ORTON enters the arena, for his long awaited rematch for the WWE Championship he lost at WrestleMania. On commentary, Cole reminds everyone that Orton suffered a shoulder injury a couple of weeks after WrestleMania. An injury which kept him out of action for nearly three months at the hands of Edge with a spear through the barricade - and tonight is only his THIRD match since then, with Lawler chipping in that Orton doesn’t look like he‘s lost a step since his return, ruling out any potential sign of ring rust.

Orton makes his way to ringside, and stands next to the announce table, glaring at Chris Jericho. Jericho has a smug smile on his face, and points to the ring, telling Orton to focus on the job at hand. Orton meanwhile, says nothing, but is keenly aware of the threat Jericho possesses with the Money in the Bank briefcase forever in play. Cole points that out on commentary, but Jericho tells him that Orton just has to “get on with it”, saying Randy has enough on his plate just to win the title before he is caught in Mr. Money in the Banks crosshairs.

**METALINGUS**

Through the smoke, EDGE emerges, decked out in his long trench coat, with the title around his waist. Briefly, we cut to the ring, and see Orton still distracted by the presence of Jericho, clearly uncomfortable with Mr. Money in the Bank being at ringside. On the aisle, Edge sets off his pyro, before storming toward ringside, walking around to the announce table, SLAMMING his palms off the table, eyeballing Jericho, and warning Jericho to keep his nose out of his business tonight.

Just as he did with Orton, Jericho responds with a smug smile, and turns to Lawler and Cole, quipping that he’s being made to feel very special tonight, given that the two men about to duel over the WWE Championship cant seem to get their focus off him. Jericho sits back, relaxing, as Edge makes his way into the ring, switching his focus to Orton - who also keeps his cool, not jumping the gun before the bell. Edge is able to remove his trench coat and the title, as anticipation builds for the long awaited WrestleMania rematch between Edge and Orton…

WWE Championship Match:
Edge defends against Randy Orton

The bell rings, with both men in their respective corners, as Cole immediately notes the change in tact from Edge, having steamed out of the gates the last two times he took on Orton. The champions approach appears to surprise Orton, having expected Edge to come right at him, and it forces the challenger to call Edge on, telling the champion to come and get him … but Edge has a smirk on his face, shaking his head, telling Orton he’s the champion now - it’s Orton that need to make the running this time around.

Edge isn’t falling into a trap from Orton, and it frustrates the former champion, throwing a wrench into his immediate game plan. They circle the ring, with Edge turning his attention away momentarily, eyeing Jericho on commentary - giving Orton an opportunity to lunge forward and take advantage; but Edge is simply playing possum - he spins around to meet Orton, blocking the right hand from Randy, and fires off a shot of his own that puts Orton down!!

Orton bounces back up, but gets knocked down again, and Edge then meets Orton rising, beating him with piston like right hands into the corner!! Edge tees off on the former champion, hammering Orton in the corner, giving Orton nowhere to escape to, then shoots the challenger across the ring, into the opposite corner. Edge charges in behind, but Orton KICKS the incoming champion away … and INSTANTLY zones in for the RKO - NO!!! Edge JUST avoids it, pushing away, dropping down, and rolls out of the ring, as Lawler giddily calls out that Edge fears the RKO!!

It’s an interesting reaction from the fighting WWE Champion, instantly showing respect for the RKO of Orton … and Orton knows it. The challenger smirks in the ring, looking out at the relieved Edge, and motions with his finger and thumb just how close he was. Jericho is reminded on commentary that he tasted that very move on Smackdown two nights ago by Cole, though Cole adds that Edge had the reactions to avoid it. Jericho however has an insult of his own ready, saying that Edge leaving the ring like that was a cowardly move from a so-called ‘fighting’ champion.

Edge re-enters the ring, as champion and challenger reset, and eventually lock up, struggling around the ring for the upper hand. After their battle for supremacy, it’s Edge on top, backing the challenger into the corner, as Chad Patton looks for - and gets - a clean break. They circle again, and go for another lock up, but this time, Orton strikes with a knee to the gut, doubling Edge over. He follows with a European uppercut, softening Edge up, with the champion stumbling backward, allowing Orton to slam Edges face into the top turnbuckle. Side suplex. Cover; 1...2...NO!!!

Orton has the first cover of the match, but doesn’t get the win - yet. Rolling off the champion, Orton gets to work, delivering the basic, but effective Garvin Stomp to Edge, punishing the body of the champion from every corner. With Edge stomped mercilessly into the mat, Orton follows with a knee drop to the face, right into another lateral press, 1...2...NO!! Not afraid of breaking the rules, Orton drags Edge toward the ropes, setting his neck over the middle rope, and chokes the champion, making the most of every moment of the referees five count before relenting.

Orton protests his innocence, then chokes Edge on the ropes again, raising the ire of the official once more. Chad Patton gives the former champion a word of warning for consistent rule breaking, with Randy holding his hands up innocently … before tossing Edge through the ropes to the floor. Patton warns Orton to get it back inside, but the challenger just smirks at the official as he climbs out after the champion … then, as he turns to grab the champion - he’s in for a surprise, as Edge FIRES OFF on the challenger!!!

Fired up, the WWE Champion rattles the challenger, firing off with right hands at ringside, then SLAMS the head of Orton off the ring apron, then SLAMS the head of Orton off the Smackdown announce table - right in front of Chris Jericho!! Edge makes sure to get a look at Jericho, telling Mr. Money in the Bank; “You don’t want any of this, Jericho!!” As Edge proceeds to ram Orton - back first - into the ring apron, Jericho quips on commentary; “You‘re right, I don’t want any of that. I wouldn’t be stupid enough to put myself in that position though.”

Edge rolls Orton back into the ring, and as he looks to follow in, Orton grabs Patton, shoving the official at Edge, causing a moment of confusion, as Patton and Edge nearly collide. It’s long enough of a distraction to allow Orton to pounce on Edge, nailing him by the ropes, and he looks to drag Edge into the ring through the middle rope - LOOKING FOR THE HANGMANS DDT … BUT before he can execute the move, Orton takes a second to smirk at the referee … EDGE WRIGGLES FREE before impact and desperately escapes the dangerous move from the challenger.

Resetting himself on the apron, Edge catches Orton coming back at him, and hangs Randy up on the top rope with a hot shot!! Orton bumps back off the move, onto the mat, giving Edge the chance to scale the ropes, setting himself up top, waiting for the challenger to get back up … MISSILE DROPKICK TO ORTON!!!!! 1...2...KICK OUT FROM ORTON!!!!! Orton just survives the big time dropkick, but doesn’t catch a break, as the champion is on him right after the kick out, clubbing the back, preventing the challenger from getting back to his feet.

With Edge in control, the champion sends Orton into the corner, working him over with punches and kicks, before being cautioned by the official, warning the champion to keep his composure. Edge pushes Patton aside, and drags Orton back out of the corner, sending him off the ropes. The champion ducks, anticipating the return, but Orton instead KICKS Edge away as he comes back … but instead of that turning things back the challengers away … EDGE EXPLODES and RUSHES Orton, taking him over the top rope with a clothesline to the floor!!!!!

Looking all kinds of fired up, Edge climbs out of the ring, onto the apron, waiting for Orton to stand back up, and leaps off with a double axe handle, putting Orton right back down!! Losing his cool, Edge now takes the padding from ringside, and exposes the floor!!! Briefly, Edge turns his attention back to Orton, smashing the challengers face off the barrier, putting Orton to his knees … which allows Edge to tee off, furiously hammering the challenger with a relentless barrage of punches on the floor!!!!!

Orton crumbles to the floor, as Edge - with a wild look in his eyes - seems to have bad intentions for his challenger, with Cole calling back to WrestleMania, when Orton PILEDROVE Edge on the exposed floor … and wonders if the tables are about to be turned?? Indeed, it appears to be the case, as Edge sets Orton into position, looking to repay the favour from Wrestle Mania … BUT ORTON BACK DROPS OUT OF TROUBLE!!!!!! Edges spine SMACKS off the EXPOSED floor, and immediately, the champion winces, clenching his fists in pain.

Jericho mocks Edge for allowing his emotions to get the better of him in the first place, whilst Orton recovers … and he doesn’t waste time. The challenger stomps the head of Edge, then looks for a PILEDRIVER of his own on the exposed floor, with Cole reminding everyone of Edges neck history, and the Piledriver he suffered at WrestleMania that nearly took him out of the match … BUT EDGE BLOCKS IT!!!! Much to the relief of his fans, the Rated ‘R’ Superstar stops himself from going up … and he trips Orton onto the floor … then CATAPULTS Orton into the ring post!!!!!!!

Ortons face SMACKS off the post, and the challenger is spaghetti legged around ringside, giving Edge a chance to get up … and follows Orton, TOSSING the challenger into the barrier!!! The champion picks Orton back up, sending him into the ring, and climbs to the top rope … waiting for Orton to rise back to his feet … CROSS BODY TO ORTON!!!! 1...2... ORTON ROLLS OVER … AND HOOKS THE TIGHTS … 1...2...KICK OUT!!!!! Edge kicks out of the cheap pin attempt from Orton, with the challenger nearly stealing it thanks to the leverage of the tights.

Both men quickly rise up, looking to gain the upper hand, but Edge beats Orton to the punch - putting Randy down with a clothesline. And another, before stomping the living hell out of the challenger in the corner. Edge walks the line perilously between disqualification as he nearly doesn’t stomp at Pattons request, but just stops himself in time. The official warns Edge once again, with the champion keeping his cool on this occasion … then, as Orton drags himself to his feet in the corner … Edge explodes across the ring - CORNER SPEAR - crushing Orton!!!

Orton sells the impact on his ribs, staggering out of the corner, allowing Edge to follow up with his modified face buster!! He makes the cover, 1...2...ORTON KICKS OUT!!!!! Edge shakes his head in frustration, and brings the challenger up with him as he gets back to his feet, softening Orton up with right hands in the middle of the ring. The Rated ‘R’ Superstar looks to send Orton off the ropes, but the challenger blocks the attempt, yanking Edge in, surprising the champion - and DRILLS Edge with his INVERTED BACK BREAKER!!!!! Orton hooks the leg; 1...2...EDGE KICKS OUT!!!!!

Furious, Orton doesn’t accept the two count from Patton, arguing with the official that he got the three, and has a mini temper tantrum, pounding the canvas in frustration before getting back to his feet. Edge, on his hands and knees, is stomped by Orton, before the challenger clubs the back, softening Edge up, taking control of the match up. With Edge weakened, Orton looks to follow up on his backbreaker … picking Edge up from a gut wrench position … onto his shoulder … DROPPING EDGE WITH A HIGH NECKBREAKER!!!!!! Rarely seen, Orton drops Edge with his gut wrench neck breaker, and looks to put the match to bed … 1...2...NO!!!!!!!!

Edge JUST rolls the shoulder, further infuriating Orton, who bounces to his feet, RIGHT into Chad Pattons face, shouting at him through gritted teeth about how can that NOT be a three count that time. Orton just about manages to keep a lid on his simmering aggression, as Cole ponders if Orton is feeling the pressure of being the challenger and NEEDING to win the match to win back the gold, and losing his composure as a result of being unable to put Edge away!? The challenger looks to buy himself some time to think of his next move … and clamps on the dreaded chin lock OF DOOM~!! Much to the chagrin of the fans.

Killing all the momentum the match was building, Orton brings the fans back down with his tried and trusted rest hold, leaning back, looking to apply further pressure, shouting to Edge; “GIVE UP!!” … but obviously that isn’t going to happen here. No one taps to a chin lock. Edge throws his arms around trying to break the hold, with Orton clenching in tight, digging his knee into the back to add further punishment, and the champion winces as he fights the hold, with Orton clenching tight, looking around at the fans - showing some concern as Edge starts to push up to his feet!!

Powerless, Orton cant prevent Edge from powering up, and the champion shows his will … taking the weight of the challenger, as he STANDS on his feet, with Orton on his back … and Ortons eyes bug out, knowing he’s in trouble … with Edge charging backward, RAMMING the challenger into the corner!!! Orton lets go of his grip, and Edge hip tosses Orton across the ring, then knocks him down with a clothesline, and a second. Edge, building up steam, takes off, hitting the ropes, bursting back at Orton … RUNNING RIGHT INTO A SCOOP POWERSLAM FROM ORTON!!!!!! 1...2...SHOULDER UP!!!!!!!!

Edge BARELY gets a shoulder up, surviving the AWESOME counter from Orton … but it may just be a stay of execution for the champion. The eyes tell the story for Orton, and the challenger - with a sadistic smirk - pounds the canvas, waiting to pounce, watching as Edge struggles on the mat … preying on the Rated ‘R’ Superstar … looking for the perfect moment to strike … FOR THE RKO- NO!!!!! At the LAST SECOND, Edge drops down, and rolls Orton up with a SCHOOL BOY … 1...2...ORTON KICKS OUT!!!!!!!

Orton kicks out, as Edge nearly stunned him with the school boy pin, avoiding the RKO again … and the challenger bounces up, looking to stop any comeback from the champion, swinging wildly for a clothesline - but Edge DUCKS under, and DROPS Orton with a REVERSE NECKBREAKER!!!! Both men are down momentarily, as Edge sells the prolonged attack from Orton, but he gets the cover … 1...2...NO!!! Orton kicks out, and the match continues … but with both men struggling, Lawler tells Jericho that now looks as good a time as ever to cash in … but Jericho reminds Lawler he’s not physically able to do so - otherwise he would.

Back with the action, champion and challenger bring themselves to their feet, both slower than previously, meeting in the middle of the ring, with Orton swinging - BLOCKED - and Edge KNOCKS Orton down!!! Orton struggles back up, swinging at Edge again - ducked by the champion - and Edge hooks the challenger into position - RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP!!!!! Cover again, 1...2...NO!!!! Orton gets the shoulder up, keeping his quest alive to win back the WWE title.

But it’s the champion that’s in the ascendancy right now, and Edge, picks Orton up, sending him off the ropes, delivering a basic back body drop, then follows it with a flapjack. Cover again, 1...2...NO!! Orton kicks out once more, and off the kick out, the challenger looks to be trying to crawl OUT of the ring, as the momentum has clearly shifted in the champions favour. Edge shakes his head, not giving the challenger any time to recover, and instead of waiting for Orton to get up, he DRAGS him back up, wanting the EDGECUTION … NO!!!!!

ORTON SPINS OUT OF DANGER … AND GOES FOR THE RKO - NO!!!!!

EDGE COUNTERS THE RKO … WITH THE EDGE-O-MATIC!!!!! 1...2...ORTON KICKS OUT!!!!!

Orton just pops the shoulder up, but Edge moves on from the near fall, and retreats to the corner … setting himself, waiting for Orton to get back up … gearing up for a SPEAR, looking to finish Orton off once and for all. Edge wills Orton up, chomping at the bit for the challenger to find his feet … and when Orton peels away off the ropes, Edge explodes, CHARGING FOR A SPEAR - NO - DROPKICK FROM ORTON!!!!! Orton NAILS Edge with the dropkick, and scrambles into a cover, 1...2...KICK OUT!!!!!

The challenger grits his teeth, angered by the kick out again, but he brings Edge back up with him, softening Edge up with right hands, backing him into the ropes. Orton sends the champion off the ropes, but Edge ducks a clothesline attempt on the return, and comes off the opposite side again, NAILING Orton with a spinning wheel kick as he comes back!!! Cover from Edge; 1...2...NO!! Orton survives, but it looks as if the heel kick has sent Edge to another level. The Rated ‘R’ Superstar stomps Orton as he gets back up, then beats the challenger into the corner!!!

Edge turns Orton off and proceeds to SMASH Ortons face off the top turnbuckle, over and over, with the fans counting along, right up to ten!!! Orton staggers off after the consecutive head shots off the buckle, but Edge doesn’t let up, and sends Orton to the opposite corner, racing in behind with a clothesline!! Then, Edge mounts the buckles, and goes to town on Orton hammering away at the challenger … until Orton shifts, and Edge stumbles - SMASHING his own face off the top turnbuckle as he comes crashing down … and Orton immediately scores with a NECKBREAKER!!! 1...2...NO!!!!!

Edge kicked out!! The champion survives the neck breaker, but he may not survive what Orton has planned next!! The challenger looks to be setting up for another attempt at the elusive RKO!! On commentary Lawler puts over how deadly the RKO is, and how much Orton believes that hitting ONE RKO will bring back the WWE Championship … openly questioning if Edge can survive an RKO … with Orton leaping, looking for his finish - NO-

EDGE COUNTERS … AND CROTCHES ORTON ON THE ROPES!!!!!

Orton winces in agony, feeling the pain from crotching his privates on the ropes, whilst Edge builds up a head of steam, and runs off the ropes, coming back - DROPKICK to Orton, sending the challenger to the floor with a thud!! And, as Orton recovers, picking himself up … Edge follows up, watching, waiting … AND SCORES WITH A SOMERSAULT PLANCHA OVER THE TOP - NAILING ORTON ON THE FLOOR!!!!! A HUGE risk from Edge, harming himself to take out Orton!!!!

Edge begins to stir, and the champion uses the ring apron to get back to his feet, and rolls into the ring - then back out - breaking Chad Pattons count. The Rated ‘R’ Superstar drags the recovering Orton around ringside, but as he approaches the announce position, Orton SHOVES Edge - right into an unprepared Chris Jericho!!! Jericho topples over on his chair, ass over tea kettle, instantly holding his injured face … and it buys Orton a few seconds whilst Edge sells the impact of the collision himself.

The challenger rolls in and out of the ring to break the count, then gets back to Edge, beating the champion to the punch with a right hand, and looks to send Edge into the apron, but the champion blocks it, yanking Orton back, and sends him into Jericho, knocking the Money in the Bank holder down again!!! Cole and Lawler head for higher ground, with Edge making use of the empty announce chair - catching Orton with a drop toe hold - landing face first on the seat!!!!! Edge then kicks Orton in the gut, wanting an EDGECUTION ON THE FLOOR … NO -

ORTON PUSHES OUT OF IT …

… AND UNLEASHES AN RKO ON THE FLOOR!!!!!!

Orton DROPS Edge on the floor, right by the announce table … BUT IT’S NOT WHERE HE WANTS IT TO BE!!! ORTON CANT WIN THE TITLE ON THE OUTSIDE!!!! Edge is down, and certainly OUT for a three count … but Orton isn’t in the right place to get it!! The challenger gets to his feet, and begins the LONG, ARDUOUS process to trying to get the dead weight of the champion to his feet, wanting to bring Edge back inside to finish the job!!! But he’s in a race against time … as Chad Patton continues his count…

Lawler says the referee should call for the bell and award the match to Orton, calling it a formality … but rules are rules, and the official reaches EIGHT … with Orton DRAGGING Edge toward the ring … NINE … as Orton looks to HAUL Edge up, trying to get him into the ring … he has Edge up on his feet and tries to roll the champion under the bottom rope … BUT HE CANT BEAT THE COUNT OF CHAD PATTON … THE OFFICIAL REACHES TEN - IT’S A SHITTY DOUBLE COUNT OUT!!!!!
Winner: Double Count Out @ 15:58
*EDGE RETAINS WWE CHAMPIONSHIP*

Naturally, the fans are pissed with the shitty outcome, and Orton is just as angry. The challenger - who had Edge beaten off the RKO - finally rolls Edge in, but it’s a few seconds too late for it to matter. Orton rolls back in himself, SEETHING that he was counted out by the official … and wisely, Chad Patton gets the hell out of there, with Orton pacing around like a wild animal.

Cole notes that Orton should’ve broken the count himself and THEN brought Edge back in, but Lawler covers for the logic-hole by saying it’s easy to get caught in the heat of the moment, and Orton just wasn’t thinking clearly enough to do that. The former champion looks out, cursing the official for the count out … then turns his attention back to Edge!!!

Slowly turning around, Orton begins to get ideas when he sees the position of Edge on the canvas, slowly stirring … and everyone begins to realise the familiar setting.

Michael Cole points out the obvious on commentary anyway, as Orton starts to gear up, setting himself for the dreaded PUNT KICK we haven’t seen in a long, long time … the same PUNT that has put half a dozen people out of commission over the last eighteen months … and it appears Orton has found a new target to wipe out!!

Lawler comments that Orton may not have won the title here … but if he can punt Edge, the Rated ‘R’ Superstar will surely have to relinquish his title due to injury!!! Not what Orton wanted … but it might be some consolation for coming up short!! He sets himself, as Edge gets onto his hands and knees …

ORTON WINDS UP FOR THE PUNT …

… BUT JERICHO HIT’S THE RING …

… AND NAILS ORTON WITH THE BRIEFCASE!!!!!!!!!!

Mister Money in the Bank comes out of NOWHERE to put Randy Orton down, putting a DENT in the Money in the Bank briefcase … and with the briefcase in his possession, the smirking Jericho looks set to CASH IN!!! Cole wonders why Jericho didn’t let Orton execute the punt first, but Lawler reminds Cole that Orton made it clear HE would be the one to dethrone Edge - not Jericho - and Jericho was prevented by Orton from cashing in weeks ago; he isn’t taking any chances tonight!!.
Jericho motions to the stage for a referee to come back, thumping the briefcase, indicating he wants to cash in… then turns around to focus on Edge-

SPEAR FROM EDGE!!!!!!

The WWE Champion explodes off the mat, DRILLING Jericho with a Spear - and ending the possibility of a Money in the Bank cash in tonight at the Great American Bash!!! Jericho and Orton are both down … and the music of the WWE Champion hits, with Edge reclaiming the title … but there’s no celebration tonight; there’s nothing to celebrate. Edge merely survived on this night - and he knows it better than anyone.

Edge is obviously disappointed with how everything turned out tonight, as he departs the ringside area, title over his shoulder. The WWE Champion shakes his head, angry that he didn’t put the Orton situation to bed tonight, whilst the spectre of Chris Jerichos Money in the Bank contract also looms large over the title reign of the Rated ‘R’ Superstar.

Instead … the problems are only mounting … as Cole reminds everyone that Edges Summerslam challenger will be determined this Friday on Smackdown in the first ever ‘Smackdown Rumble’. As Edge trudges through the curtain, and Orton and Jericho both struggle back up, Cole then focuses some more on Summerslam, reminding the audience that whilst this is a Smackdown night - Summerslam will also involve Raw, and admittedly, one of the biggest grudge matches of all time…



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VIDEO PACKAGE

The opening bars of ‘CLOSER’ by King of Leon plays, as the video opens to a skyline shot of New York City in the dark of night, illuminated by it’s many sparkling buildings.

Cutting to deep into the city, the shot is of a mans feet - walking on a sidewalk. Wearing a pair of sneakers, the camera slowly pans to show the man is wearing black jean shorts, but we cut away before seeing the upper half of his body.

Elsewhere, another man - also walking. Starting with his feet, wearing more dressier, brown shoes, and full length jeans - but as with the other person, we don’t see the upper half of their body.

Cutting back to the first man, the camera pans up from the back, showing he’s wearing a black hoodie - hood up … then back to the other man, wearing a more fashionable jacket, both still walking.

The shot switches back once more, and we finally see the man in the hoodie to be JOHN CENA. And the better dressed man is revealed to be CHRISTIAN. Both men continue walking - straight ahead, through the deserted streets of New York City. Now, the lyrics to the song begin…

“STRANDED IN THIS SPOOKY TOWN…
STOPLIGHTS ARE SWAYING AND THE PHONE LINES ARE DOWN”

Cutting back and forth between the two men as they continue to walk; the street lights begin flickering, electric sparks from the nondescript buildings - but both Cena and Christian continue walking straight ahead, unfazed by the carnage around them.

“DRIVEN BY THE STRANGLE OF VEIN…
SHOWIN NO MERCY, I‘D DO IT AGAIN”

Both men stop. The camera pans around, showing Cena’s point of view first, showing a shadowy figure up ahead of him in the distance … then, we get the same point of view from Christian, also seeing a shadowy figure in the distance. Both men begin walking with more purpose, as explosions begin going off in the buildings around them.

“SKIES ARE BLINKIN AT ME…
I SEE A STORM BUBBLIN UP FROM THE SEA”

The streets suddenly fill up - following Cena … following Christian … as they close in on one another. Still, sparks of electricity go off, doors fly off the hinges of nearby buildings, as the two protagonists near their collision course.

“AND IT‘S COMING CLOSER…
AND IT‘S COMING CLOSER…”

Close ups of both Cena and Christian, eyes narrowed, tunnel vision on one another, with the distance between them getting smaller and smaller, with the camera showing an overhead shot of Cena and Christian nearing one another, with the crowds following them swelling with each step.

“…AND IT‘S COMING CLOSER…”

Finally, the two men come face to face. Both Cena and Christian stop - inches away from one another. The crowds following them stop also … as a chain link fence separate the two men - and the throngs of followers - stopping a riot from happening. The two men glare at one another, as the camera flashes between Cena and Christian …

…AND IT‘S COMING CLOOOOSSSSERRRRR!!”

As the final bars of ‘Closer’ plays, the entire city starts to crumble around them, and neither Cena or Christian bat an eye. Focused only on each other, they don’t move an inch, despite the chaos and destruction surrounding them. The camera pans out … showing Madison Square Garden in the background of where Cena and Christian stand face to face - the only place left standing after everything else disintegrates.

The package ends with the following words thudding onto the screen one after another.

JOHN CENA.

CHRISTIAN.

MADISON SQUARE GARDEN.

HELL IN A CELL.

COLLISION COURSE III.

THE FIGHT OF THE CENTURY.

> FIVE WEEKS <

End, with the Summerslam graphic on the screen.


WWE SUMMERSLAM | AUGUST 24 | NEW YORK CITY, NY
- MADISON SQUARE GARDEN -
ONLY ON PAY PER VIEW
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Backstage RIC FLAIR walks … for the final time. It’s all chants of ‘WOOOOO’ inside the arena, as they gear up for the main event … history in the making … the final match of the glorious career of the Nature Boy…



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RIC FLAIR VERSUS TRIPLE H - VIDEO PACKAGE
- Well … it’s so good … let’s air it twice on the Pay Per View …

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Back in the arena … JIM ROSS - the Raw lead commentator - is making his way to the ring, with Michael Cole informing the fans at home that despite the roster divide, Ric Flair specifically requested that Jim Ross be on the call for the last match of his career tonight.

J.R joins Cole and Lawler to form a three man booth, and briefly tells the fans how much of an honour it is tonight to be here, calling the last ever match of Ric Flairs career, whilst saying he cant promise he wont get emotional during it…

**TIME TO PLAY THE GAME**

The BobCat Arena comes to its feet, as the iconic Motorhead theme blares through the PA - and it can only mean one thing; the arrival of TRIPLE H and the main event tonight!!! The Game spits water at the top of the ramp, and power walks down toward the ring - just like any other night … but this ISNT like any other night, and J.R makes the point abundantly clear. Cole and Lawler chip in, talking up the friendship of Triple H and Flair over the years, but Lawler notes that Triple H looks to be ALL business.

The Game hit’s the ring, spitting water on the apron, proceeding into the ring, and climbing the ropes … just like any other night. Cole takes the opportunity to talk about what’s at stake for Triple H tonight - the chance to say he was the last man to ever beat Flair, a chance at FURTHER immortality in the business. Lawler again notes Triple H’s words in recent weeks, and how he wont go easy on Flair, worrying that Flair could be embarrassed in his last ever match.

Triple H then waits in the ring as his music dies down. We’re left waiting for what seems like an eternity, as the ‘WOOOO’ cat-calls continue to fill the arena … as we wait …

… And wait…

… Until;

**ALSO SPRACH ZARATHRUSTRA**

In a brilliant royal blue robe {just as he did in real life at WrestleMania 24}, the legendary RIC FLAIR walks that aisle for the last. Time. Ever. Full of emotion, Flair looks to soak it all up, taking his time. Looking to the sea of fans, all there to see him for the last time, Flair gives them a ‘WOOO’ back, strutting his way to the ring. J.R puts over Flair as much as he can, talking about where it all started, all the world titles, the career-ending plane crash he survived … all coming full circle tonight; the end.

Flair - welling up with tears already - embraces his children at ringside, with his kids all pretty emotional too. They wish their dad well, as we briefly see Triple H waiting in the ring - stony faced - as The Game keeps his mind on the matter at hand, refusing to lower his guard and get caught up in the moment. It’s all business for Triple H, keenly watching as Flair hit’s the ring. The robe is removed, and Flair blows kisses to the fans, thanking them … as the music all finally dies down.

Amidst incessant shouts of “WOOOO” from fans, the big time ring introductions go down, with Triple H and Flair both pacing back and forth, both men tense, both beginning to feel the enormity of the moment … when the bell FINALLY rings to kick the match off…

RIC FLAIRS FINAL MATCH:
Ric Flair vs. Triple H
They look across the ring at one another, with Flair looking especially emotional, before meeting in the middle of the ring. Triple H tells Flair; “this is it Naitch. Let‘s do it.” Triple H offers a handshake, and Flair looks set to accept … until he {of course} pulls away, and a runs his fingers through his hair. He Woooo’s at The Game, and cuts a strut, much to the delight of the fans in Flair Country. Triple H doesn’t look surprised by the trademark Flair move, smirking and shaking his head, watching Flair enjoying the moment … but when Flair comes back at Triple H, Naitch shouts “WOOOO” right in The Games face - AND GETS A SLAP FROM TRIPLE H!!!!!!

The slap rocks Flair, with the Nature Boy needing the ropes to stop himself from falling over. He backs up, but shakes the cobwebs, and suddenly looks PISSED. Fired up, Flair comes back at The Game, but has his right hand shot blocked by Trips, allowing The Game to fire off with a big right hand of his own that puts Flair DOWN!!! Lawler comments on Flair being slower than The Game, and that Triple H was able to telegraph the shot that was coming at him - something he may find out a lot more tonight. Flair tries to get up as quickly as he can, but is immediately taken into a side headlock by The Game, and taken back down.

Triple H has the side headlock locked on the mat, but the Naitch scrambles out of trouble, getting to his feet - but he’s still trapped in the side headlock. Eventually, Flair slips out, and applies a hammerlock on Triple H … but before Flair can get too confident, HHH turns it over, applying the hammerlock on Flair instead. Once again, Flair is able to duck under and reapply the hold … but AGAIN, Triple H turns it over, cranking on the arm of Flair. This time, The Game transitions to the side headlock, squeezing the legends head in the hold … until Flair pushes Triple H off, into the ropes … but The Game rebounds back off the ropes, knocking Flair down HARD with a shoulder block!!!!

It’s another stark reminder for Flair of what he’s up against, and perhaps just how big the gulf in class is now between one of - if not - the best in the business today, and the best of a far-gone era. Triple H stands over Flair - who is sat on the canvas off the knock down - and offers a hand to help Naitch up … but Flair takes the offer as an insult and SLAPS THE HAND AWAY!!! Flair mouths at Triple H, angered by the perceived slight, and pulls himself back to his feet, not needing or wanting anyones help to do so. On commentary, J.R admits that Flair is clearly past his prime, but he still has his pride, and belief. And Flair believes that on this night he CAN be equal to The Game.

Back on his feet, Flair continues to glare at Triple H, still offended by the offer to help him up by The Game, still mouthing at Trips, who holds his hands up in innocence. They circle, then lock up roughly, battling for superiority, but Triple H quickly establishes dominance, too strong for the older, smaller, weaker man … and backs Flair into the corner, overpowering the legend. Charles Robinson calls for the clean break and gets it … but Triple H is wary of a cheap shot from Flair and pulls away slowly. There’s no cheap shot, and Triple H backs up - then Flair comes quickly out, locking up again, trying to take The Game by surprise … but it doesn’t work, and Triple H SHOVES Flair right back into the corner!!!

Flair slumps down slightly into the corner, eyes wide, holding the ropes to keep him up, as Triple H points to him and declares; “don’t make this worse than it has to be!!” That only fuels Flair further, and the legend comes at Triple H again - but Triple H overpowers him once more, and HURLS Flair aside, tossing him onto the mat!!! Flair rolls to the floor, and takes a walk, thinking things over … with Triple H waiting in the ring … then holds the ropes open for Flair, inviting him back into the ring. There’s boos from the fans for the perceived mocking of Flair by Triple H in the arena, and Flair shakes his head, telling his friend; “don’t mock me, Hunter.”

Thankfully, Flair doesn’t do anything irrational, and keeps his cool this time, as Triple H backs up, allowing Flair to find his own way into the ring. Flair finally steps back inside, and soon lunges in for another attempt at a collar and elbow lock up - but this time, Flair stops short and catches the incoming Game with a knee to the gut, taking Trips by surprise. Flair shoves Triple H into the corner, finally getting to open up with knife edge chops - all met by the call of “WOOO” from the fans - but just as Flair is building momentum, Triple H stops his attack with a kick to the gut.

The kick slows Flair, with the veteran staggering away from the corner. Triple H takes over, sending Flair off the ropes, and knocks the legend down with a reverse elbow on the return. Flair tries to get up quickly, getting to the ropes, but Triple H is there to meet him, sending Flair off, and knocks him down on the return with a high knee to the Nature Boy. Triple H follows up with a knee drop, and makes the first cover of the match - but it’s a lax cover, no hook of the leg; 1...2- NO. Flair shoots a shoulder up quickly, but Triple H stays on him, and pounds Flair when Ric gets up onto his knees.

Nothing being held back, Triple H is treating Flair as he would anyone, with a relentless attack, hammering his friend on the mat, then backs up into the ropes, coming back at the weakened Flair, but as he comes back, Flair IGNITES with a LETHAL chop to The Game!!! The big time chop knocks Triple H down momentarily, such is the force behind it, and tries to quickly get back up, but he gets an atomic drop from Flair. Flair then follows up, sending The Game into the corner - hard - with Triple H bouncing out, right into a back body drop from Flair.

Flair then hooks Triple H up, and hoists The Game up high in the air - impressively for a near sixty year old man - holding Triple H up for a good ten seconds, delighting the fans, and giving J.R a chance to put over the skills of the Nature Boy … DELIVERING A DELAYED VERTICAL SUPLEX!!!!! There’s a massive reaction in the arena for the impressive move from Flair, with Naitch getting the hook of the leg, 1...2...NO!!! Triple H rolls away off the kick out, and rolls out of the ring, needing a moment to recover now himself. Flair affords himself a smirk, feeding off the sign of weakness from his good friend … then Flair returns the favour from earlier - and holds up the ropes for Triple H to get back in!!!!

Triple H says nothing, but smirks at the offer from Flair … though he doesn’t oblige the offer. The Game shakes his head, and Flair nods, but makes sure to call out to his good friend; “that‘s a receipt, brother.” Triple H climbs back in, and the two men meet in the middle of the ring with an exchange of words, with Lawler noting that whilst the two are the best of the friends, he’s sensing some needle between them tonight thus far. Trips and Flair continue to share a few words in the middle of the ring, then The Game looks for a cheap shot - BLOCKED by Flair - CHOP by Flair!!!

Triple H spins away, selling the chop, as Flair spins him around - CHOP!!! Triple H holds his chest, wincing in pain, and Flair follows up again, this time with an inverted atomic drop. Another chop this time puts Triple H on his ass, and Flair leaps on The Game as he scrambles back up, delivering a smart side suplex, right into a cover, 1...2...KICK OUT!!! Triple H survives, and tries to recover quickly, with Flair watching, waiting to pounce. The Game stands back up at the ropes, with Flair charging toward him - Triple H ducks down and elevates Flair - BIG BACK BODY DROP - OVER THE TOP ROPE … AND FLAIR GOES CRASHING TO THE FLOOR BELOW WITH A THUD!!!!!

The legend hit’s the floor hard, with Michael Cole reminding everyone just how old Flair is on commentary, taking such a nasty bump. Showing no mercy, Triple H rolls out of the ring, not allowing Flair to recover, but instead to pile on the punishment to his hero!! He drags the groaning legend to his feet, and sends Flair INTO THE STEEL STEPS AT RINGSIDE!!!!! Flair lets out that agonizing groan after impact, with J.R bellowing “that‘s why he‘s the cerebral assassin!! That’s why Flair wanted The Game!! There‘s no remorse from Triple H for anyone in a wrestling match!!”

Triple H rolls the broken body of Flair back into the ring, and stands over Naitch, watching the legend try to climb to his feet. Flair even grabs onto the legs of Trips, using his opponent to try and get back up. There’s no pity from The Game though, and he merely shakes his head, before planting Flair with a right hand, stopping Flair from getting back up. Flair isn’t giving up that easy though, and through gritted teeth, Naitch pulls himself up again, dragging himself up on Triple H, emphatically telling his opponent to “bring it!!” … and The Game obliges with another BIG right hand, putting Flair down again!!!

This time, The Game doesn’t wait for Flair to get back up, and instead he comes for Flair, dragging Naitch to his feet by the hair, then shoots Flair into the corner with an Irish Whip - HARD - and Flair hit’s the corner HARD … tumbling over the top, and staggers along the apron; an iconic Ric Flair trademark spot … but Triple H cuts it off along the apron with a MASSIVE clothesline!!!!! Flair hit’s the apron, with Trips pulling him back into the middle of the ring, dragging Ric to his feet once more … sending Flair hurtling to the corner at speed - hitting the buckles STERNUM first!!! Flair staggers out of the corner again - with The Game watching on - as Flair FLOPS to the canvas!!!

The famous Flair Flop gets a pop from the fans - but the Nature Boy finds himself in a dire situation. The Game doesn’t look impressed, and he signals to the audience that it’s over; much to the chagrin of the fans. Triple H reaches down, bringing the battered Ric Flair back to his feet, hooking Flairs arms, positioning for a PEDIGREE - NO!!!!! Flair BACK DROPS out of trouble!!! Triple H thuds on the mat, and tries to quickly recover to prevent a potential fight back … but Flair manages to meet The Game, sending him off the ropes, ducking down for the return … but that allows Triple H to return with a FACEBUSTER to Flair!!!

Triple H quickly shifts the momentum back in his favour with the counter move, and Flair is knocked loopy by the face buster … and The Game follows up with a DDT!!!!! He turns Flair over for the hook of the leg … 1...2...FLAIR KICKS OUT!!!!! Flair survives the DDT!!! The kick out elicit’s a shake of the head from a disappointed Triple H, and The Game is forced to continue. J.R puts over the spirit of Flair, saying he believes it’ll take a lot more to keep Flair down in the 16 times champions last ever match. Flair slides on his butt to the corner, looking for respite from his opponent … but Triple H stalks Flair down, as Ric drags himself to his feet.

Flair is trapped in the corner though, and looking short of energy, with Triple H bearing down on him … but Flair comes fighting, surprising The Game with knife edge chops, taking the fight to Triple H, CHOPPING his way out of the corner … but Triple H kills the hope dead with a well placed knee to the gut. Flair doubles over, allowing Triple H to bounce off the ropes, coming back at Flair - RIGHT INTO A HIP TOSS FROM THE NATURE BOY!!!! Flair takes Triple H over, and when Trips gets back up, Flair sweeps the leg with a kick to the back of the knee!!! The Game quickly scrambles back up - CHOP BLOCK BY FLAIR!!!!!

Triple H’s leg crumbles under the chop block - with Cole noting the 2001 Quad tear The Game suffered and the weakened nature of the leg - as Flair gets to work!! He picks the leg, dropping elbows to the point of the knee, keeping Triple H on his back, unable to stop the attack!! Flair keeps a hold of the leg, dragging it over the edge of the apron, rolling out - slamming the back of the knee off the edge of the apron, summoning a cry from The Game in pain!!! There’s hope now for Flair, as he drags the leg toward the ring post - SLAMMING THE LEG AGAINST THE RING POST!!!!!

Charles Robinson tries to reason with Flair, but Naitch wont hear it, and SLAMS the leg against the post again!!! Flair keeps hold of the leg, and starts to strut, as the fans grow louder and louder … but as Flair looks to go to the well for a third time - Triple H has other ideas, and OVERPOWERS Flair, kicking him away!!! Flair stumbles backward, and falls back into the barrier. Triple H - hobbling noticeably for the time being - rolls out of the ring, limping around ringside, as Flair regroups, and looks to meet Triple H head on outside, but The Game sees Flair coming and BACK DROPS Flair on the floor!!!!!

Triple H - still clearly struggling with his knee - puffs his cheeks, and reaches down, dragging Flair back up, rolling the veteran back inside. The Game follows in - and stomps Flair mercilessly in the corner until Robinson reaches the count of four. Taking a walk, Triple H shakes his leg loose, trying to get it back into working shape, before coming back toward Flair. Triple H lands with a right hand in the corner, softening Flair up, then hoists the Nature Boy up, onto the top turnbuckle, climbing up himself - going for a SUPERPLEX!!!!! Lawler cries out that the match will be over if he hits this … but Flair puts up resistance!!!! He BLOCKS the Superplex…

And Flair begins to tee off on Triple H!!! Shots to the body break the front face lock, and Flair then BITES the NOSE of Triple H!!! He unleashes a CHOP to the chest, then HEADBUTTS The Game, sending Triple H falling backward - crashing onto the mat!!! The fans pop, as Flair sets himself, standing on the top rope … waiting for Triple H to get back up … AND FLAIR LEAPS OFF THE TOP WITH A CROSSBODY … AND IT CONNECTS!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ric Flair successfully lands with a move from the top rope!!!!! There’s a HUGE pop … as Flair has the cover off the Cross Body … 1...2...TRIPLE H KICKS OUT!!!!!

Triple H kicks out!!! The fans are still hot off the cross body, and Lawler is astonished that Flair actually connected with the move … as Flair looks to follow up, dragging the younger man to his feet, unloading with a right hand, then a left, then a chop, before hooking the weakened Game into position - snapping off a DOUBLE ARM SUPLEX!!!! Flair floats over, into the cover, hooking the leg … 1...2...SHOULDER UP!!!!! It’s another near fall for Flair, as the legend continues to bring the fight for the last time tonight. The fans continue to will him on and Flair reaches his feet, lying in wait as he watches Triple H try to stand back up.

And as soon as The Game is on his feet - Flair is on him; CHOP BLOCK!!! Triple H crumbles back to the mat, his knee getting mangled by the Nature Boy!!! The pain is clear to see on the face of the Cerebral Assassin, and Flair keeps on him, taking him up by the knee - KNEE BREAKER!!! Flair stomps the leg, yanking at it, twisting at it, allowing Michael Cole to declare; “VINTAGE NATURE BOY RIC FLAIR!!!” … as he continues to break down the leg, Flair style, applying a Stump Puller then letting it go by yanking the leg back again!!! Triple H groans in agony, trying to bat Flair away, before Naitch looks to apply the famous FIGURE FOUR … BUT TRIPLE H CATCHES HIM WITH A SMALL PACKAGE; 1...2...NO!!!!!!

A desperate move from Triple H - a clear indication that he’s struggling - having to go for the small package to avoid the figure four … but Flair JUST escapes the predicament, and the two men scramble to their feet; Flair slowed by age, Triple H slowed by injury … with The Game looking for a quick clothesline - ducked by Flair … Flair goes for a Chop - ducked by Triple H … kick to the gut by Triple H … PEDIGREE - NO!!!!! Flair drops, and clotheslines the bad wheel of the King of Kings, taking The Game off his feet YET AGAIN!!!!! And this time, there’s no counter … RIC FLAIR APPLIES THE FIGURE FOUR IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!!!!!!!!!

The most famous hold of them all is locked on, and Triple H is in a WORLD of hurt and big, big trouble!!! J.R puts the submission over like it’s the most deadly hold ever invented, putting over how Flair perfected it, and the six pressure points the Figure Four targets. Flair - cranking as best as he can on the hold - yells at The Game to quit, as Trips calls out in agony, flailing his arms, reaching for the ropes - but he’s got work to do before he can reach them!!! Cole points out the weakened knee of The Game, and the pain that’ll be shooting through his body, believing he cant survive for long in the hold … and frantically … The Game slides on the canvas … AND GRABS THE ROPES!!!!!!!

Triple H survives - but at what cost?? Flair sportingly releases the hold at the count of two, taking his time to get back up … whilst it’s Triple H that needs the ropes to stand back up, with Lawler pointing out that you wouldn’t know right now that Flair is the old man in there, stating that all those years of experience are paying dividends for the greatest of all time right now. The Game can just about stand, but Flair comes at him in the corner, unleashing knife edge chops across the chest of his good friend. Triple H though, isn’t going down without a fight, and The Game starts to fight back!!! With blistering right hands, Triple H fights out of the corner … but a simple kick to the knee stops The Game in his tracks!!!

Flair goes back to the well with chops, then plants straight right hands to the jaw of The Game, left hand to the chin, knife edge chop, right hand, left hand, chop the chest - the veteran is lighting Triple H up!!! Flair continues to punish The Game in the corner, in inspired form, rolling back the years, as Robinson has to put a stop to it eventually, calling for the break in the corner. Flair then looks to send Triple H to the opposite corner with an Irish Whip … but The Game puts the brakes on, and pulls Flair back, sending Flair in the other direction to the corner - WHERE CHARLES ROBINSON GETS SQUASHED!!!!!

The referee gets taken out by the incoming Flair, and Naitch looks down at the downed official … but Triple H spins Flair around, taking advantage of the situation … SPINE BUSTER TO THE NATURE BOY!!!! Triple H drives Flair into the mat, but doesn’t bother with a cover - he knows the official is out cold at this point, but delivers the high impact move just to put Flair down. Getting back up, The Game tends to the official, giving Charles Robinson a shake, trying to bring him around, pulling at the refs shirt.

Meanwhile, Ric Flair stirs, and starts to shape to get up, but spots Robinson is down, seeing Triple H trying to bring him back around … and Flair elects to stay on the canvas, playing dead!! Triple H is completely unaware, and when he returns to get back on Flair, he thinks the Nature Boy is still suffering the effects of the spine buster. He drags Flair up, guard down … allowing Flair to go low - LOW BLOW TO TRIPLE H!!!!! Flair nails The Game between the legs, and Triple H slowly drops to his knees, selling the ball shot like a gun shot.

Flair meanwhile takes full advantage of the ref bump, rolling out of the ring whilst The Game sells the low blow … and as Flair picks up a STEEL CHAIR, Lawler makes the call; “Even after all these years - he‘s STILL the dirtiest player in the game!!” Flair, playing up to his moniker, takes the chair into the ring, looking to make sure Robinson is still down and out; which he is … allowing Flair to SMASH the chair off the knee - the bad knee - of Triple H, without any second thoughts or hesitation - and SMASHES THE CHAIR OFF THE KNEE AGAIN!! Flair is desperate to go out on a win, and he’s willing to go to ANY length to do so!!!!

The Nature Boy then stands over the prone body of Triple H, and begins to drive the edge of the chair into the point of the knee, jabbing the chair into the knee, RAVAGING the joint of The Game!!!! Taking a look over his shoulder, Flair sees Robinson beginning to finally stir, and smartly tosses the chair out of the ring, getting rid of the evidence, and grabs the leg, wanting to apply the FIGURE FOUR once again … but as he turns over … payback from Triple H - as he KICKS FLAIR BETWEEN THE LEGS!!!!!!! Low blow to Flair!!!!! Now, Flair drops to his knees, clutching his mid section, as Triple H turns the tables on the Nature Boy!!!!

Both men struggle on the mat, for differing reasons - and J.R fills for time, noting that Triple H has inherited many of the qualities that Flair has perfected over the years - including that well timed low blow. It’s bought Triple H time, given the condition of his knee, and The Game struggles badly getting back to his feet, selling the effects of the chair shots to his knee, BARELY able to stand on it. Triple H hobbles from the ropes, and sees Flair trying to get up … hooking Flair up quickly … PLANTING HIM WITH A PEDIGREE!!!!!!!

There’s a moment of confliction on the face of The Game … he knows that this is it … but he finally covers … as Charles Robinson groggily makes the LONG count …


1.……………2.……………NO!!!!!!!!!!

Flair somehow survives!!!!! He kicked out of the Pedigree!!!!! Cole explains that Triple H wasted precious time thinking about the cover, whilst Charles Robinson took a long time to make the count - still selling the effects of his collision earlier. Triple H looks off, out of the ring, muttering to himself after the kick-out, and Lawler suggests that Triple H is angry with himself for taking too long - a rare moment of weakness from The Game. Still struggling up, selling the knee, Triple H is more aggressive picking Flair up this time … hooking him again for ANOTHER PEDIGREE … but The Game hesitates for a moment …

FLAIR FREES HIS ARMS - HE TRIPS THE GAME -

FLAIR FLIPS OVER … AND JACKKNIFE COVERS TRIPLE H…

… 1...2...3-
NO!!!!!!

TRIPLE H JUST FREES HIMSELF OUT OF THE PINNING PREDICAMENT!!!!!

Triple H POWERS UP, bridging off the mat … but whilst he breaks the count, his knee buckles, and he drops back onto the canvas!!! The pin is broken though, and both men are down on the mat, crawling to the ropes, looking to get to their feet - Flair is exhausted, Triple H is injured; it’s anybodies match right now. Both men pull themselves up on the ropes on opposite sides of the ring, eventually peeling away, both hobbling for different reasons - but it’s Triple H that strikes first, kicking Flair in the gut … and hooks him into position - WITH NO HESITATION THIS TIME … AND PLANTS FLAIR WITH THE PEDIGREE!!!!!! Triple H turns Flair over, motions that it’s over … hooks the leg …

… 1 … 2 … 3-
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!

FLAIR GETS A FOOT ON THE BOTTOM ROPE!!!!!!!

Charles Robinson spots the foot on the bottom rope just before he could count three, and the fans in Charlotte breathe a sigh of relief!!!! But perhaps not for long - because Triple H looks PISSED as he glares at the stray boot, and he yanks the foot back off and proceeds to hook BOTH legs for the cover this time …

… 1 … 2 … 3-
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Flair GRABS the rope this time with his hand!!!!!!!! The survival instincts of the battered and broken down veteran kick in, and once again, Triple H is denied victory by Flair!!! It’s a cacophony of noise in the Bobcat Arena, as Triple H shakes his head, furious at Flair refusing to accept defeat!! The Game stands up, standing over Flair, throwing his hair back, puffing his cheeks, taking his time. He shakes his head in frustration, before finally reaching down, picking Flair back up, and with Ric on his knees, Triple H holds him by the face, telling his mentor; “It‘s OVER, Ric. Stay DOWN this time…”

But Flair SHOVES Triple H away, then punches him in the gut as The Game comes back. The shot to the gut doesn’t do much though, except slow Triple H down for a few seconds. Flair gets to his feet, and tries a kick to the gut, but it’s easily caught by Triple H. The Game shakes his head, whilst holding Flairs leg, with Ric hopping on one leg … until The Game savagely DRIVES his elbow into the knee of the elevated leg!!!!! Flair goes down like a tonne of bricks, and The Game keeps hold of the leg, yanking it … then hesitates momentarily … before APPLYING THE FIGURE FOUR ON RIC FLAIR!!!!!!!!

It could be a poetic, ironic ending for Ric Flairs career to end at the hands of the move he perfected over the 35 years. Triple H has the hold locked on in the middle of the ring, with Flair fighting with all he has, doing EVERYTHING he can to TRY and TURN IT OVER … BUT TRIPLE H IS TOO POWERFUL!!!! The Game overpowers the momentum Flair was trying to build, keeping the pressure applied … with Flairs shoulders hitting the mat … 1...2...NO!!!! Flair sits up, crying in agony, again trying to turn it over … but Triple H prevents it from happening!!!!! Flair reaches for the ropes … but they’re too far away!!! He covers his face, contemplating the impossible, with Michael Cole already eulogizing the career of Flair…
BUT FLAIR WONT GIVE IN!!!!!!!!

Not yet at least!!! Flair sits up again, shaking his head feverously, refusing to quit, refusing to tap out, with Triple H sitting up too - being heard telling him to “just tap!!!” … but Flair wont tap out to his own hold … and in a desperate last throw of the dice, Flair dips into his trunks … and BRINGS OUT A PAIR OF BRASS KNUCKS!!!!!!! It’s RIGHT in front of Charles Robinson though, and obviously, the referee immediately confiscates the weapon, ripping them from the hand of Flair. As Robinson turns away to get rid of the weapon though … Flairs true motive emerges … as he RAKES THE EYES OF TRIPLE H behind the back of Charles Robinson!!!!!

Another classic trick out of the playbook by Flair, and the manages to break the hold after the rake of the eyes. He escapes the ignominy of tapping out to his own submission, but it might just be delaying the inevitable. Showing everyone of his near sixty years, Ric Flair is barely able to pick himself back up … whilst Triple H has his vision impaired and his knee banged up, he STILL is up before Flair. He stands over Flair, and tells the Nature Boy; “don’t make this worse than it needs to be!!” … but defiant to the end, Flair responds with chops to Triple H again!!!!

Battling to his feet, Flair backs his adversary up with the chops … one last throw of the dice perhaps from the Nature Boy … until Triple H responds with a SINGLE right hand, that knocks Flair to the mat. Flair turns over, onto his front, trying - and failing - to push up to his feet. Triple H stands over Flair, with Flair turning over, sitting on his ass, calling Triple H on, telling the younger man - in between deep breaths - “Come on!! Bring it!!!” … but Triple H shakes his head again; “Give it up, damn it!! Give it up, Ric!! You‘re DONE!!” Flair takes a moment, but finally gets to his feet, eyeing The Game - and through tears - shouts back; “THEN FINISH IT!!!”

Triple H nods, and goes for the set up kick for the Pedigree-

CAUGHT BY FLAIR…

FLAIR TRIPS THE STANDING LEG …

AND IN A HEARTBEAT … TURNS OVER …

AND CLAMPS ON THE FIGURE FOUR LEG LOCK AGAIN!!!!!!!!

Flair had ONE last trick up his sleeve, drawing Triple H in, getting The Game to drop his guard for ONE moment, allowing Flair to take advantage!!! Just as he did earlier, J.R sells the Figure Four; FLAIRS figure four, putting it over like it is the deadliest hold of all time saying no one has ever perfected the move like Flair, and reels off the list of names Naitch has beaten with it, and suggests that there may just be one more name about to be added to that famous list!!! Triple H desperately tries to reach for the ropes, but he’s too far away right now, with Flair cranking for all he has left - this is his last throw of the dice for sure. Triple H’s shoulders fall… 1...2...NO!!!

Triple H sits up to break the count, nearly losing the match, with J.R selling the shit out of the submission, talking about the pain that is moving through The Games body at this point, and reminding the audience what’s been done to the knee of Triple H through the match. It leads Lawler to questioning how much more of this The Game can take!!! Reaching back, stretching every last bit he possibly can, Triple H tries to grab hold of the bottom rope … but only GRAZES it!!! And after Triple H grazes the bottom rope, Flair QUICKLY pulls back, PULLING his opponent AWAY from the ropes!!!!! The Figure Four is STILL locked on!!!!

Back to square one, Triple H smacks the back of his own head off the mat, trying to fire himself up to escape the Figure Four by any means!!! The ropes are now too far away … and it forces The Game to try to turn the hold over instead … looking to overpower Flairs resistance … and THE GAME BEGINS TO TURN FLAIR OVER IN THE FIGURE FOUR … BUT FLAIR STOPS IT!!!!!!!! Ric Flair manages to stop Triple H from turning the Figure Four over … with The Game looking to go the other way, trying again to turn the pressure onto Flair …

BUT AGAIN RIC FLAIR PUTS A STOP TO IT!!!!!!

Turning the hold over isn’t going to work, and The Game now has to try and will himself back toward the ropes once more, with Cole now chipping in about the pressure and pain that must be going through the legs of Triple H, asking how much longer he can survive!? Triple H slides along the ring, ever so slowly … trying to near the ropes … but Flair wont let him get there!!! Flair PULLS back, bringing Triple H to the middle of the ring again!!!!! Triple H’s shoulders hit the mat again as he winces in agony … 1...2...NO!!!!

Triple H sits up - screaming in agony - trying to FORCE the break of the hold, pulling at the legs … but he cant break the vice like grip applied by Flair. His last ever Figure Four has been applied as perfectly and as securely as ANY Figure Four he’s ever applied!!! It WONT be broken … and Flair cranks the hold … with Triple H groaning once more, and Flair sits up now too, YELLING at The Game; “I‘M - STILL - THE - MAN!!! WOOOO!!!” Flair cranks back on the leg lock, and Triple H slumps his shoulders onto the mat once again, rolling one off to prevent the count … before covering his face with one hand … WHILST TAPPING THE MAT WITH THE OTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Winner: Ric Flair @ 24:17

It’s incredible scenes!!!!!! Ric Flair is going out a WINNER in his last ever match!!!! Rolling back the years, the Nature Boy pulls off the seemingly impossible, and knocks off the ten times World Champion Triple H, with the timeless FIGURE FOUR getting the job done!!!!!

Flair immediately releases the hold, and the emotions take over, lying back on the canvas, covering his face with his hands, bawling with tears, overcome with emotion, whilst Triple H rolls over, next to his idol, hugging Flair on the mat, whispering in his ear, before The Game rolls out of the ring, being helped away by two waiting referees, making a meek exit; this is Flairs moment.

And to a man, the fans are on their feet in Charlotte. Flairs family at ringside are all caught up in the emotion of the moment, as the Nature Boy finally gets up on his feet, getting his hand raised - for the last time ever - by Charles Robinson. Still crying, Flair hugs Lil Naitch, before the official departs the ring, leaving Flair to soak it all up alone.

J.R - clearly emotional himself - signs off, thanking Flair for everything he’s given to professional wrestling, declaring there’ll never be another like Flair, as the show ends, with no more words. The next few minutes tell their own story.
Flair blows kisses to the fans, before leaving the ring to embrace his children. The tears continue to flow, as the cameras follow Ric Flairs FINAL walk up the aisle as an active wrestler. He turns at the top of the ramp, blowing kisses to the fans again … then finally departs through the curtain … as we fade to black.

END OF SHOW
 
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So, here's the state of play for anyone that needs caught up;



 
RIC FLAIRS FINAL MATCH:
Ric Flair defeated Triple H @ 24:17 via Submission, bringing the curtain down on his epic, unforgettable career, going out with a surprise win, deep in the heart of Flair Country; Charlotte NC.

WWE Championship Match:
Champion Edge and Randy Orton battled to a highly satisfying double count out @ 15:58. Chris Jericho attempted an audacious Cash In of his Money in the Bank Contract, but failed.

WWE Tag Team Championships Match:
MNMw/Melina lost the WWE Tag Team Championships to The Fight Factory @ 07:13 when Melina turned on Nitro and Mercury, aligning with Elijah Burke and Wade Barrett, taking the titles with her.

WWE Cruiserweight Championship | 30 Minute Iron Man Match:
Bryan Danielson reclaimed the gold, edging out Jamie Noble 7-4, in a match that was much more competitive than the final score would indicate, with Danielson trailing 4-2 at one point in the contest, bringing an end to their near six month long rivalry over the title.

!! TABLES - LADDERS - AND CHAIRS !!
The Gods of Warw/Steven Richards defeated The Hardy Boys in their own favoured environment @ 14:53. This was the first TLC match to be decided by pinfall, and ultimately, despite a brave effort, Matt and Jeff were unable to deal with the duo of Batista and Lashley.

~ $10,000 Challenge ~
Ted DiBiase Jr.w/Ted DiBiase Sr. was left red faced, as R-Truth would defeat him @ 06:40, forcing the Million Dollar Man to hand over $10,000 to Truth ... and Truth then tossed the money to the crowd, further humiliating the DiBiase's.

Tag Team Grudge Match:
The San Juan Express picked up a big win @ 10:44 over the makeshift team of Kofi Kingston & M.V.P, who had come together in the absence of Kingstons usual tag team partner, Carlito, who has thus far refused to fight his own family members Epico & Primo.


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Elsewhere on Smackdown;

General Manager Finlay has already announced a 20 Man Smackdown Rumble*** to take place this Friday on Smackdown, in which the winner will earn a shot at the WWE Champion at SummerSlam. A match in which Finlay has announced that EVERYONE on the Smackdown is potentially eligible for. Given the controversial conclusion to the title match between Edge and Randy Orton at the Great American Bash though, Randy Orton will certainly be expecting a rematch too.

Soon after his one month run as General Manager of Smackdown came to an end, The Brian Kendrick had taken an extended leave of absence. In recent weeks, videos have updated the audience on what exactly Kendrick has been up to, with the vain, delusional, former Cruiserweight Champion seemingly eyeing a transition into the world of modelling/acting/showbiz. However, he is due to return to Smackdown this Friday.

Umaga and Mark Henry are both on a tear of squash wins since moving to Smackdown in the draft, whilst circling one another for months, with an eventual match seeming to be inevitable.

Following his appearance at the Great American Bash, Triple H is now suspended from television indefinitely. This is due to charges being pressed against the company for an 'unprovoked assault' on a fan at the Smackdown debut on Sci-Fi. The 'fan' in question was former WWE employee, Mister Kennedy, who was fired shortly after WrestleMania {where Triple H defeated Kennedy} as a result of Kennedy striking Stephanie McMahon. Until legal proceedings conclude, Triple H cannot appear on Smackdown.

***My original plan was to book a two hour gauntlet match, where whoever survived at the close of the show would be #1 Contender. Then, the WWE done the big gauntlet match back in February, and did the match way better than what I had planned, forcing me to scrap it.


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On Raw;

Brent Albright has been a busy man since winning the World Heavyweight Championship five weeks ago. Already, he has defended the title against Shelton Benjamin and Shawn Michaels {whilst declaring himself the winner via forfeit when Christian was unable to compete} but the vultures are circling, and this Monday on Raw, Albright faces the daunting task of three challengers in one match.

Three challengers all gunning for Albright specifically; Rey Mysterio, Shelton Benjamin and Paul London in a Fatal Four Way Elimination Match. Albright and his cohorts, Charlie Haas and Nick Dinsmore broke the arm of Shelton Benjamin just a few weeks ago {though Benjamin is back now with a cast}, and they injured the knee of Paul London, costing London his opportunity to become King of the Ring AND a shot of becoming Intercontinental Champion. This match will OPEN Monday Night Raw, as Raw GM Ricky Steamboat has arranged to pay tribute to the retiring Ric Flair on Raw. {a segment I didnt write, as I'm not messing around with a perfect real life send off. Get set for youtube links to close Raw}

Speaking of the Intercontinental Champion {and the 2008 King of the Ring} CM Punk is a growing presence on Raw also since breaking off his tag team with Greg Helms {who is currently out for up to 12 months with a neck injury} at WrestleMania. His biggest statement to date being the sickening assault on Shawn Michaels on the July 7 edition of Raw, moments after Michaels had lost to Brent Albright, and seemingly as Michaels was on the verge of announcing his retirement. A Best of Seven Series has begun between Nick Nemeth and Garrison Cade to determine the next challenger to CM Punks I.C Title. Nemeth currently leads 1-0.

The Angels of Anarchy tag team came to a halt last week on Raw when Christopher Daniels assaulted his partner, Doug Williams, almost a year to the day after they first appeared on Raw. Daniels will explain his motivations for this on Raw this Monday.

The rivalry between John Cena and Christian is set to culminate at SummerSlam inside Hell in a Cell. Dating back to WrestleMania 23, the two have been consistently in each others crosshairs, and saw the long awaited heel turn from Cena back at the March edition of Saturday Nights Main Event, prior to their second WrestleMania encounter, which Cena won. A contract signing is set for two weeks time on Raw to make the match official.

I'll be posting Raw at the weekend.
 
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Monday Night Raw | July 21 2008 | Greensboro NC


**BOOYAKA 619**

There’s NO opening video tonight and NO pyro - Raw opens up immediately with the music of REY MYSTERIO, who pops up from under the trap door!!


Jim Ross: We welcome you live to Monday Night Raw, Jim Ross and The Coach at ringside. And tonight, ladies and gentlemen, after his 36 year career came to an end last night, tonight will be Ric Flairs final address. We’re here in Flair Country, and last night was a special, special occasion at the Great American Bash. Ric Flair signing off in style, forcing The Game, Triple H, to tap out to the fabled Figure Four Leglock!! And right now tonight, we are kicking things off in the BIGGEST possible way -- as Rey Mysterio, Shelton Benjamin and Paul London will also look for their FIRST taste of the World Heavyweight Championship!!!

The Coach: Thank God The Coach is back baby!! I’m still sore from that ill advised trip to One Night Stand, but I couldn’t let an amateur like Matt Striker fill my boots two weeks in a row. And I don’t think we’ve ever seen anything as big as this to kick off Raw, J.R!!! The Main Event is up FIRST tonight on Raw!!!

Jim Ross: Indeed, a blockbuster, Fatal Four Way Elimination Match. It doesn’t get any bigger or better than this!! I don’t recall a World Heavyweight Championship match EVER kicking off a Monday Night Raw broadcast in fifteen years of this shows history!!!

The Coach: And once again, Ricky Steamboat sticks it to Brent Albright!! This is his FOURTH title defence in FIVE weeks as champion!! I’m just shocked he’s made it an Elimination Match and not one fall in an attempt to try and get the title off him without getting beat!!! He’s got it in for Albright!!

Jim Ross: He wants Brent Albright to prove himself worthy of the title, Coach!! Let’s not forget how he won it at Vengeance!!

**STAY IN SHADOW**

Next out is PAUL LONDON, all kinds of fired up during his entrance, sprinting down the ramp to the ring…

Jim Ross: And let’s not forget HOW this match came about, Coach. Fair and square, this man - Paul London, Rey Mysterio and Shelton Benjamin EARNED this match. Brent Albright could’ve avoided this title defence tonight - but both him and his fellow Master Craftsmen couldn’t get the job done a week ago on Raw!! London, Mysterio and Benjamin WON the six man tag - and here we are today!!!

The Coach: I still say Steamboat has it in for Albright!! Any excuse to get the World Champion to defend his title, he’ll use it!!!

Jim Ross: Well, after last weeks revelation by Commissioner Ventura that The Master Craftsmen had been plotting with the former General Manager of this show to undermine Ricky Steamboat, Brent Albright can blame himself for any unfair treatment.

The Coach: That’s all hearsay. None of that was proven. Ventura doesn’t have any hard evidence.

Jim Ross: Either way, Brent Albright has three men gunning for his title tonight - and Paul London may just be coming for MORE than the World Title. London was cost his spot in the King of the Ring tournament by Brent Albright about six weeks ago after London eliminated Albright from the tournament. It cost London his shot at the Intercontinental title too - Paul London has all kinds of vengeance on his mind!!

The Coach: He said he’s coming for everything Albright and the Master Craftsmen have. Spoiler alert; he’s getting NOTHING.

**AINT NO STOPPIN ME**

And, still wearing a protective cast on his injured arm - injured at the hands of Albright a month ago - SHELTON BENJAMIN comes out through the entrance tunnel with plenty of bounce in his step, rounding out the three challengers.

Jim Ross: Shelton Benjamin came closer than he ever has to capturing the World Championship for the first time a few weeks ago on Raw - but ultimately came up short to Albright. On that night, Albright needed assistance from Charlie Haas and Nick Dinsmore. Tonight, those two men are BANNED from ringside.

The Coach: Yeah, and this guy is allowed to compete with a weapon on his arm!! How’s that fair??

Jim Ross: Brent Albright broke the arm in the first place - he should have to accept the consequences for his actions!!!

**MEET YOUR MASTER**

With an air of trepidation, BRENT ALBRIGHT, wearing the famous big gold belt around his waist, steps onto the stage, looking down at the three challengers that await him tonight.


Jim Ross: And that is not the look of a confident champion if you ask me!!!

The Coach: He’s an exhausted champion, J.R!! That’s why!! He hasn’t had a night off since he won that title at Vengeance!!! And now, he’s got THREE men all gunning for him. This isn’t right!!! They could all just team up and eliminate Albright first!!

Jim Ross: (Matter of factly) Yeah.

The Coach: There’s a conspiracy going on here to get the World Championship off the waist of Brent Albright!! Jealousy!!!

And Coach could have more to get angry about … as Rey, London and Shelton all realize the champion is stalling on the ramp … so they take matters into their own hands and roll out of the ring - COMING AFTER BRENT ALBRIGHT!!!!!

Albright is swarmed by his three challengers, and has nowhere to run or hide, as his recent actions all come back to haunt him right now, with London, Benjamin and Mysterio all getting their licks in on the champion!!!!! The three men band together, and toss the beaten down Albright into the ring - officially kicking off the match!!!!!

Match 1 | WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP | FATAL FOUR WAY ELIMINATION MATCH:
Brent Albright vs. Rey Mysterio vs. Paul London vs. Shelton Benjamin
But as he is rolled into the ring, the champion wisely rolls away, trying to escape back OUT of the ring … ONLY TO BE STOPPED BY LONDON!!!! With Rey and Shelton helping, the three challengers drag Albright back, and put the boots to the champion, with Coach already crying about this being a conspiracy to get the title off Albright.

London, Benjamin and Mysterio all take turns to get their shots in on Albright, as it looks as if the brief reign of the Ace of Spades is going to end on a whimper, with no end in sight of the beat down from his three challengers!!! The three challengers remain on the same page, sending Albright into the corner, and each takes turns with a running attack to the corner, finishing up with Sheltons Stinger Splash.

They keep Albright trapped in the corner, each taking turns with clotheslines to the champion in the corner, before Shelton then elevates Rey up after a running start for a hurricanrana out of the corner to Albright!! Albright is ready to go it seems, and Benjamin drags him up, wanting a T-Bone Exploder, but London wants to have the final blow to strike Albright down.

That leads to a disagreement between the challengers, both disputing who has been more hard done by at the hands of Albright. Mysterio gets involved too, trying to talk sense into both Benjamin and London, but they refuse to listen, with London telling Shelton to get out of his way, which is met with a reply of “you‘ll have to make me” … and inevitably the three men break into a brawl, leading into the first commercial of the night.




Commercial Break




Back from the break, all four men are still in play, as London and Benjamin are paired off, whilst Rey and Albright fight it out on opposite sides of the ringside area. Shelton has the better of London, hanging him up on the barrier, whilst Albright reverses a whip attempt from Rey to send him into the steps.

Albright then sneaks up on Benjamin, clocking him from behind, tossing him into the ring, looking to put the Black Diamond away quickly, but Benjamin elbows out of a German Suplex attempt, trying to catch Albright on the return with PAYDIRT - NO!!! Albright escapes the Paydirt attempt, and puts Shelton down with a clothesline!!!

Albright downs The Black Diamond … as London leaps into the ring, dropkicking the champion - but the dropkick sends Albright rolling out of the ring, and before London can follow out, Benjamin rolls him up, 1...2...NO!!! London survives, getting up quickly, but before he and Shelton can go at it, Rey leaps off the ropes for at London - who ducks - and instead, Rey catches Shelton with a head scissors!!!

Rey gets up, but is kicked by London, and the Golden Boy tries to snap off a Suplex - but Albright swoops back in from behind, drilling London with a German - bridging for a pin - BUT REY DROPKICKS THE CHAMPION!!!!

Rey lands kicks to the legs of Albright as the champion gets back up, beating him into the ropes. Mysterio takes a run off the ropes, rushing at the champion, but gets elevated up and over - Rey lands on the apron. Benjamin is up, looking for a FROST KICK to Albright - DUCKED - and Benjamin NAILS Rey, knocking him off the apron!!!

Albright looks for the roll through on Benjamin … 1...2... Shelton pushes him away … with Brent stumbling right into the path of a recovered Paul London - SPINNING HEEL KICK from London!!! The Golden Boy covers … 1...2...NO!!! Albright gets a shoulder up!!!

London gets back to his feet, only to be dumped out of the ring by Shelton Benjamin!! The Black Diamond sends Albright into the corner, looking for another Stinger Splash in this match - NO ONE HOME!!! Brent dodges out of the corner, hit’s the ropes, and runs through Benjamin with a big boot!!! Albright immediately drags Shelton back up, popping off a belly to back suplex, into the cover, 1...2...NO!!!!!

Brent puts the boots to Shelton in the corner, taking charge of the ring, knocking Rey and London back off the apron respectively, wanting to focus on getting rid of Benjamin first, and he specifically starts to target the broken arm of Shelton.

The World Champion stomps the arm and then tries to rip at the cast of Shelton Benjamin - but he gets too wrapped up in ripping the cast off, taking his eyes off what‘s going on around him, with London arriving back into the ring, taking the fight to Albright.

Despite building up a head of steam, the Golden Boy gets reckless, and gets caught by Albright, looking for a Half-Nelson Suplex … BUT LONDON LANDS ON HIS FEET!!! Dropsault to Albright - and LANDS on Shelton for a cover … 1...2..NO!!!! London gets back up, and is immediately tossed over the top by Albright - BUT LONDON HANGS ON … 61-KNEE from Albright!!!!!

London crumbles to the floor, and Albright smiles - but maybe not for long; as Shelton NIPS UP!!! Albright takes a swing - Benjamin ducks, then nails the champion with his modified backbreaker!!! In comes Rey from the cold, targeting the legs of Shelton, but the Black Diamond shoves Rey away, and CRACKS Rey coming back with a Roundhouse Kick!!!

Benjamin lines up Paydirt on Rey, but Albright tries to pull a fast one, gripping Benjamin from behind for a German attempt - NO!!! Shelton elbows free, and reels off a series of clotheslines to the champion, before finally sending Albright to the floor with a clothesline over the top!!!

Mysterio then meets Shelton with shots to the gut, slowing Benjamin down, before running off the ropes, connecting with a basement dropkick, sending Shelton to a knee. Rey then looks to spring off the ropes … but Shelton pops back up and SHOVES REY OFF!!!!! Mysterio crashes and burns - colliding with the rising Albright on the floor!!!!!

And London takes a BIG bump to the floor from the top turnbuckle as Benjamin cuts him off trying to get back in the mix and shoves him to the floor too!!!! All three opponents are down, and Shelton follows up … SOMERSAULT PLANCHA TO ALL THREE MEN ON THE FLOOR!!!!!!!!!!

Shelton sells the effects of the move on himself momentarily, before staggering back up, and plays to the fans, who momentarily chant his name in the arena. Grabbing Albright, Benjamin tosses the champion back into the ring, and climbs up top himself … LOOKING FOR A BLOCKBUSTER … AND HE SCORES WITH IT ON THE CHAMPION!!!!!!! Shelton Benjamin connects with his most recent finishing move - covering Albright to guarantee a new champion tonight … 1...2...ALBRIGHT KICKS OUT!!!!!!

Brent Albright becomes the FIRST man to kick out of Shelton Benjamins BlockBuster!!!!! Shelton Benjamin cant believe it, with his mouth agape, eyes wide, questioning Mike Chiodas count - NO ONE has kicked out of the Blockbuster since he added it to his repertoire!!!

In the end, The Black Diamond wastes too much time after the kick out, as Paul London climbs back into the ring, and surprises Benjamin turning around with a DROPSAULT!!! London follows up with a flying forearm, knocking Benjamin off his feet once more, and now the Golden Boy climbs up top … when Albright kicks the ropes and CROTCHES London up top!!!

Mysterio finally gets back inside, and looks to charge at the recovering Albright in the corner - but he’s spotted by Brent, with Albright catching Rey coming in, elevating him up and over - elevating him to the top rope - where Mysterio pops off a HURRICANRANA on London from the top rope!!!!!!!!!

Albright tries to take advantage of Rey getting up, Mysterio is too quick, drop toe hold to Albright - into the ropes … 619!!!!!!! Rey connects, then looks to follow up with a WEST COAST POP … BUT ALBRIGHT MOVES … AND SHELTON CATCHES REY WITH PAYDIRT INSTEAD!!!!!!!!!

AND ALBRIGHT SEIZES THE MOMENT - GRABBING SHELTONS ARM … CROWBAR APPLIED TO THE BROKEN ARM!!!!!!!!!!!

NO!!!!!

Benjamin escapes out of trouble JUST in time, with Albright unable to apply his deadly submission hold … and eventually catches Albright instead with the DRAGON WHIP!!!!! Albright pulls himself up in the corner, with Shelton setting himself for the STINGER SPLASH … CUT OFF BY LONDON WITH A SPRINGBOARD CLOTHESLINE OUT OF NOWHERE!!!!!

London now nips up, and immediately ducks a clothesline from Albright - then connects with a DROPSAULT to the champion!!! Here comes Rey - STEP UP ENZIGURI TO MYSTERIO!!!! London just took out ALL THREE opponents!!! He covers Rey; 1...2...SHOULDER UP!!!!!

London picks himself back up after the near fall on Rey … as Albright rams him into the turnbuckles … then delivers a DRAGON SUPLEX … 1...2...LONDON JUST ESCAPES THE PIN!!!!!! Still, no one is eliminated!!! Albright pounds the mat in frustration, then pulls London back up, hoisting him up top, following, and shapes up for a SUPERPLEX to London - NO!!!!

London blocks!!! Then SHOVES Albright off!!! The World Champion lands on his feet - but lands AWKWARDLY!!!! Instantly, Albright drops to the mat, and reels away, clutching his knee … rolling under the bottom rope, writhing in pain!!!! Paul London watches as this unfolds … taking his eyes off the ring … ALLOWING SHELTON BENJAMIN TO LEAP TO THE TOP - incredible athleticism - BELLY TO BELLY FROM THE TOP BY SHELTON TO LONDON!!!!!!!!!!

The Belly to Belly takes everything out of BOTH men, with Shelton and London both down … whilst Albright begins to talk with a trainer at ringside, shaking his head, looking deeply concerned about his knee. In the ring, Rey Mysterio looks to take advantage, pinning Benjamin … 1...2...NO!!!! Rey covers London … 1...2...NO!!!!! All four men are STILL standing, as we head into another commercial break.




Commercial Break




Raw returns, amidst some confusion over the involvement of Brent Albright. The World Champion is sat down at ringside, beside the announce table, as trainers surround him, with Albright shaking his head, pointing to his knee. J.R speculates that the World Champion is going to be eliminated by injury, with a STRETCHER being brought to the ringside area.

Meanwhile, the action continues in the ring, with Shelton Benjamin clamping on a chin lock currently on London, whilst clips play of during the commercial, where Rey had pin attempts on both London and Shelton, before Benjamin took over with a Springboard Bulldog on Rey for a near fall of his own.

ELIMINATED {???} - BRENT ALBRIGHT @ 17:06 VIA INJURY

It’s essentially down to three men, with J.R proclaiming we are all but guaranteed a new World Champion tonight. Shelton Benjamin is in charge, beating down London, slowing things down, keeping Rey out of the ring. Benjamin goes for a power bomb on London, but the Golden Boy COUNTERS WITH A HURRICANRANA … HOOKING THE LEGS … 1...2...NO!!!

Benjamin just escapes the pinning predicament. Shelton runs to the ropes … but from the apron, Rey low bridges the ropes, and Benjamin tumbles out!!! Mysterio climbs back inside, where he and London trade blows … whilst Shelton climbs to the top … which Rey and London spot, stopping their own battle to team up, stopping Shelton at the top…

AND EXECUTE A DOUBLE SUPERPLEX TO THE BLACK DIAMOND!!!!!!!!!!

And off the double superplex, BOTH men drape an arm over Shelton … 1...2...NO!!!!! Benjamin JUST kicks out!!!!! Mysterio then tries to surprise London, rolling him up with a school boy right after the kick out … 1...2...NO!!!! Both men pop up, and London catches Rey in a Small Package … 1...2...NO!!!!

Mysterio just escapes the predicament, but London catches Rey with a knee as they get up. Irish whip … but Rey returns, tilt-a-whirl … HEADSCISSORS by Rey … and London tumbles into the ropes … 619 - NO!!!!! London moved away, Rey swings around, landing on the apron!!!
London looks for a forearm shot - blocked by Rey, and Rey hot shots London on the top rope!!! London staggers back, and Rey springboards back into the ring… RIGHT INTO A PAUL LONDON SUPERKICK!!!!!! London falls into the cover … 1...2...REY KICKS OUT!!!!!!!

Shelton then meets Paul London getting up, kicking the Golden Boy in the gut, getting him up for a suplex, but lands him behind before dropping London with a NECKBREAKER!!! He doesn’t cover though, as he sees Rey pulling himself to his feet in the corner … and instead, Shelton eyes a STINGER SPLASH TO REY - NO ONE HOME!!!!!!!!! ROUNDHOUSE KICK FROM REY TO SHELTON!!!!!! And Rey then DROPS THE DIME!!!! 1...2...NO!!!!!!

Shelton kicks out - as London then surprises Rey with a Oklahoma Roll … 1...2...MYSTERIO BREAKS FREE!!!! Rey gets up, but is nailed by London with a stiff forearm shot, before the Golden Boy sends Rey off the ropes, coming back, looking for a wheelbarrow … COUNTERED INTO A BULLDOG BY REY!!!!!

Rey gets back up … and is scooped up by Shelton … SAMOAN DROP - NO - COUNTER BY REY - ARM DRAG TO SHELTON!!!!! Shelton tumbles out of the ring through the ropes due to the arm drag … and Mysterio climbs onto the apron, wanting to follow up with a Seated Senton off the apron to the floor - NO!!!!!

BENJAMIN CATCHES REY ON THE FLOOR … AND POWERBOMBS MYSTERIO ON THE FLOOR!!!!!!!!!!!

The Black Diamond quickly tosses Rey back into the ring … just as PAUL LONDON FLIES THROUGH THE ROPES WITH A SUICIDE DIVE TO BENJAMIN!!!!! On the floor, we briefly cut away to the announce table, where we see Brent Albright refusing the stretcher, being heard to say he wants to walk out, as trainers begin to help him to his feet to escort him from the ring.

Again, J.R tells us we’re going to almost definitely crown a new FIRST TIME World Champion as a result of injury to Albright. Meanwhile, Paul London picks himself back up, and climbs back onto the apron, seeing Rey prone in the ring … looking for a SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT TO REY …
BUT HE GETS KNEES!!!!!!!

London eats the knees of Rey, rolling around, clutching his ribs in obvious pain, and as he tries to stand back up, London is dropkicked on the back, sending him spiralling into the ropes … which can only mean one thing; 619!!!!!!! AND IT CONNECTS!!!!! London tumbles backward, but before Mysterio can follow up with anything - SHELTON BENJAMIN SWEEPS HIM FROM THE APRON!!!!!

Rey smacks his face off the apron, and Shelton quickly tosses Rey back inside. This time, Benjamin isn’t cut off, and he climbs up top … looking for the BLOCKBUSTER TO REY … NOBODY HOME!!!!!! Mysterio tumbles out of harms way and Benjamin crashes and burns onto the canvas!!!

Rey picks himself back up, kicking Shelton in the gut … looking for a TORNADO DDT … NO - COUNTER BY SHELTON - T-BONE EXPLODER TO MYSTERIO!!!!!!! But before Shelton can get back up or roll over to make the cover-

450 SPLASH OUT OF NOWHERE TO BENJAMIN!!!!!!!!!

PAUL LONDON SCORES WITH THE 450 SPLASH!!!!!!!! AND HE DRAPES AN ARM OVER BOTH BENJAMIN AND MYSTERIO…
1...2...3!!!!!!!!!!!!! PAUL LONDON HAS DONE IT!!!!!!!!!!!

ELIMINATED - SHELTON BENJAMIN @ 21:53 BY PAUL LONDON

ELIMINATED - REY MYSTERIO @ 21:53 BY PAUL LONDON

Winner: And NEW World Heavyweight Champion - PAUL LONDON @ 21:53

The bell rings - and the arena goes berserk!!! We’ve got a new champion!!!! Paul London HAS DONE IT!!!!!

Jim Ross: The Golden Boy has struck PURE GOLD!!! Paul London has defied the critics, defied the naysayers - he is Champion of the World!!!!

‘Stay in Shadow’ begins to blare through the arena, with the fans on their feet, as the NEW World Heavyweight Champion is handed the title - it’s FINALLY his - the journey is complete for Paul London!!! The Golden Boy stands to his feet, holding the big gold belt, drinking it in…

Lillian Garcia: HERE IS YOUR WINNER … AND N-

NO!!!!! The elation dissipates instantly, as Lillian Garcias announcement is cut off … when BRENT ALBRIGHT SLIPS BACK INTO THE RING - SPINNING PAUL LONDON AROUND … ACE IN THE HOLE!!!!!!!!!

Winner: And NEW World Heavyweight Champion - PAUL LONDON @ 21:53

THE MATCH ISNT OVER!!!!!!! Brent Albright was playing possum ALL ALONG!!!!! There’s NOTHING wrong with his knee!!! A recovering Rey Mysterio on the outside shakes his head at what’s transpiring here - clearly disgusted by this stunt from the champion, having fooled everyone into believing he was legitimately injured. In the ring, Albright hooks the leg of Paul London, as Mike Chioda is forced to make the count, despite initially looking conflicted … knowing that he’s taking away Paul Londons moment of glory … 1...2...3!!!!!!!!!!

ELIMINATED - PAUL LONDON @ 22:09 BY BRENT ALBRIGHT

Winner: And STILL World Heavyweight Champion - BRENT ALBRIGHT @ 22:09

The moment of ecstasy is replaced by a moment of agony. Paul London - for a brief, brief moment - believed he had reached the pinnacle of his profession … only to have it cruelly swept away by his greatest foe!! Brent Albright retains the title, much to the chagrin of EVERYONE in the building.

Jim Ross: Son of a bitch … {Angrier} Son of a bitch!! Brent Albright has just hoodwinked us all!!! He played everyone like a fiddle. Like the coward he is, Brent Albrights FEAR of losing the title saw him pull a fast one here. DAMN IT!!! DAMN IT!!!

The Coach: He was left with no other choice, J.R!! London, Benjamin and Mysterio were ALL gunning for the champion. He was going to be eliminated first. They all colluded together to get rid of the champion. They thought they had. A BRILLIANT plan from Brent Albright if you ask me!!

Jim Ross: Brilliant is not a word I’d use, Coach. Not even close. I’m disgusted.

Brent Albright isn’t hanging around, and quickly departs from the ring, bringing the World Heavyweight Championship with him - as Lillian Garcia makes the announcement to make it official … Brent Albright is STILL the Champion. And the fans are outraged. Boos greet the announcement from Lillian, with the ring announcer barely audible over the noise in the arena.

Lillian Garcia: Here is your winner - and STILL World Heavyweight Champion … BRENT ALBRIGHT!!!!

Albright clutches the title to his chest as he leaves - the title he cruelly snatched from the hands of Paul London moments ago, brushing by the disgusted pair of Shelton Benjamin and Rey Mysterio, both naturally disappointed to have been beaten - but they’re both appalled by what they’ve just seen from the World Champion.

Jim Ross: We could have a riot on our hands here if we’re not careful, Coach!! Brent Albright might need an escort outta this building tonight after the stunt he just pulled!!!

The Coach: These people need to grow up. They need to realize that it takes intelligence, and not just ability to win and KEEP World Championships. Brent Albright just proved that tonight.

Jim Ross: It’s not a popular decision here in Greensboro, I know that much. And ya look even at the reaction of Shelton Benjamin and Rey Mysterio. BOTH men denied the opportunity to win that elusive championship tonight. But both men know they lost fair and square. No shenanigans. Just beaten by the better man on the night. And as disappointed as they are for themselves, they’re just as devastated to see Paul London - a man who has worked so hard, for so long for THAT moment … only to have it taken away like it was. It doesn’t get more cruel. It just doesn’t.

And, in the ring, Paul London begins to come around, on his back, putting his hands over his face in despair, as the realisation sets in - he’s just snatched defeat from the jaws of what he believed was the biggest victory of his career.


Jim Ross: And what is going on in this mans mind right now?? This is horrible to watch. Just … horrible. How can ya not feel sorry for Paul London in this moment.

The Coach: I don’t feel sorry for him. And I don’t think we’re giving the champion his due. Brent Albright just survived THREE challengers in one night, with the most brilliant plan I think I’ve ever seen devised!!

Jim Ross: I’d call it one of the most cowardly, Coach. And I think most everyone else would too.

In the ring, Rey Mysterio and Shelton Benjamin console London, showing their own disappointment for the Golden Boy, helping him to his feet, as the fans begin to chant Londons name with the chant of ‘LON-DON’ growing feverishly. The Golden Boy acknowledges the chants from the fans, showing their appreciation for London … but even the fans support cant take away the disappointment for London tonight…

Jim Ross: Gut-wrenching. Absolutely gut-wrenching. I’m sorry, Paul London. I think we all are…

The Coach scoffs at that suggestion on commentary … as we fade out to commercial on the bitterly disappointed face of the beaten Paul London…




Commercial Break



 


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Returning backstage, Raw General Manager RICKY STEAMBOAT is talking with a random worker, shaking his head as he walks through the backstage area, discussing the opening match.

Ricky Steamboat: I was really hoping we’d clear up everything regarding the World Heavyweight Championship tonight. I’m repulsed with all of that. That’s not befitting of a champion in my eyes. But I shouldn’t have been surprised.

Steamboat looks up ahead, and we see CM PUNK walking in the opposite direction toward the GM, with Steamboat shaking his head.

Ricky Steamboat: Speaking of repulsed…

Punk smirks at the comment, as he walks to Ricky, speaking through a wicked grin.

CM Punk: What’s the matter, Steamer??

Ricky Steamboat: I think you know the matter, young man. I was a little too busy last week with everything that was going on with Commissioner Ventura, but I want you to know that what you did to Shawn Michaels two weeks ago was disgusting.

Steamboat taps the Intercontinental title on the shoulder of Punk twice.

Ricky Steamboat: If you weren’t holding that Intercontinental Championship right now, I’d have suspended you indefinitely for those actions.

Smugly, Punk responds. No sign of remorse.

CM Punk: Well, that’s too bad then, isn’t it?? Because as you noticed - I AM the Intercontinental Champion. Been that way for a while now. And despite this little series you’ve got going on, regardless of who wins that, this picture aint gonna change.

Punk pats the belt, fixing it on his shoulder.

CM Punk: As for Shawn Michaels?? I just gave him the kind of send-off he deserved … full of shame and embarrassment. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got some scouting to do.

The Chicagoan looks to walk by, but Steamboat holds out his arm, preventing Punks passage.

Ricky Steamboat: Wait a second.

Punk raises an eyebrow, but does stop.

Ricky Steamboat: Now, yeah, that Best of Seven series is going on right now … but I don’t think it’s wise for me to let you just swan around with nothing to do. As the saying goes, ‘Idle Hands do the Devils Work’ … so I think it’s best we keep you busy whilst we wait for this Best of Seven Series to shake out.

Punk shrugs. He’s not concerned. Steamboat points his finger into the chest of the I.C Champion.

Ricky Steamboat: Make sure you bring your working boots next week, son.

The Raw GM walks on now, delivering a message to Punk, but the I.C Champion - as ever - doesn’t look too concerned.



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Elsewhere, TIFFANY is shown, standing by, outside the mens locker room…

Tiffany: Hi guys, I’m here, outside one of the locker rooms, where Paul London has just returned following his heartbreaking loss moments ago. I was scheduled to get an interview with London to ask for his comments, but as you can probably tell, given the emotions Paul London must be going through right now, he declined an interview at this time. Naturally, he looked heartbroken as he made his way into the locker room, and whilst he didn’t give us an interview, he did tell me that he had just gone from the highest high … to the lowest low of his career.

The mood in the locker room right now is one of sympathy. Paul London is widely known to be one of the most popular members of the Raw roster, and almost everyone is expressing their own disappointment for London, and anger toward Brent Albright for what they perceived to be an unprofessional act. There’s a lot of outrage right now amongst the Raw roster for the fact that Brent Albright feigned injury in order to protect himself as champion. Should we be able to get comments from London later on, I’ll be right here for what he has to say. Back to J.R and Coach at ringside…



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Back to ringside, and J.R is still shaking his head in anger.

Jim Ross: Well … we’re still in despair out here. There’s such a … flat feeling right now. I don’t blame Paul London for not participating in an interview, quite frankly. I cant begin to imagine what’s going through his head right now.

The Coach: Probably the same thing that always goes through his head after a match with Brent Albright; “I lost - AGAIN!!” … It’s normal, J.R.

Jim Ross: I’ll tell ya what’s normal - what’s becoming the norm around here - and that’s Brent Albright sneaking in through the back door to win World Heavyweight Title matches!! He did it when he cashed in the Money in the Bank briefcase at Vengeance, and he’s done it again tonight!! Where’s the honour?? He calls himself a traditionalist - what’s traditional about sinking so low to feign an injury like that??

The Coach: I’m sure Ric Flair did it all the time in his heyday.

Jim Ross: Don’t start talking about Ric Flair, Coach. You’ve no idea, quite frankly. Later tonight, we will celebrate the career of Ric Flair, which came to an end last night. Ric Flairs farewell address will close us out this evening. That’s why we kicked the night off with the World Heavyweight Championship. Still to come tonight, the World Tag Team Championships will be defended, and I sure as hell hope that Brent Albrights buddies, Charlie Haas and Nick Dinsmore don’t have the same ideas as the World Champion in mind to keep hold of the tag titles when they take on the Knuckle Dusters later.

The Coach: Wont need to. Regal and Goldust are a joke.

Jim Ross: We’ll see who’s laughing later, Coach. But Haas and Dinsmore will look to keep all the gold within the Master Craftsmen group, and head to Summerslam as tag team champions, just as Brent Albright will go to Summerslam for his next title defence as the reigning champion. But of course, we already know the main event on August 24 in Madison Square Garden. It was announced two weeks ago on Raw - John Cena versus Christian; Hell in a Cell.

The Coach: The entire world of wrestling is abuzz. The most heated, most personal rivalry on the planet right now comes to a head inside the most feared, notorious structure in the game.

Jim Ross: Hell in a Cell aint a catchy slogan, folks. It’s exactly what it says it is … Hell in a Cell. A fitting environment for this grudge match - the ultimate grudge match perhaps - to end once and for all. And next week on Raw, in Chicago, it’s made official. For the first time since colliding in the ring two weeks ago, Christian and John Cena will come face to face for the official contract signing.

The Coach: Oh boy. Ricky Steamboat might need the National Guard to keep these two apart next week on Raw!!

Jim Ross: It may well come to that, Coach. And later tonight, we’ll hear comments from both men, as they sat down for separate interviews over the weekend, as we gear up for the Fight of the Century in five weeks time.

**GLAMAZON**

Stepping into the arena, BETH PHOENIX raises the Womens Championship above her head before proceeding down the ramp for actions tonight…

Jim Ross: And when we come back next, Beth Phoenix - The Womens Champion - is gonna be in tag team action!! Don’t go anywhere!!




Commercial Break




We return with GAIL KIM now entering the ring, much to the chagrin of the Womens Champion, who has Jillian Hall alongside her, whilst Gail nods to her partner tonight; the rarely seen Natalya.

Jim Ross: Beth Phoenix is far from happy about this!! She believed after she defeated Gail Kim two weeks ago on the special ‘Night of Champions’ Raw - albeit with a little assistance from Mickie James - that she was then moving on from Gail Kim. But here we are, Gail Kim has a chance here to put herself right back into title contention!!

Match 2:
Beth Phoenix & Jillian Hall vs. Gail Kim & Natalya
Beth jumps Gail right at the bell, and the champion takes out her frustrations on her long time rival. The Womens Champion doesn’t even want to tag out to Jillian, wanting to punish Gail by herself. That works for a short while, but Gail Kim is no jobber, and she isn’t just going to get flattened, regardless of how impressive Beth Phoenix is.

The former champion has the speed to turn the tide on Beth, and unlike the champion, she isn’t too hard headed not to make use of her partner, making a tag to Natalya. Natalya has a chance to impress, having been put on the backburner in recent months, taking it to Beth, and with the champion suffering, Jillian Hall takes the opportunity to tag herself in. But, Jillian IS merely a jobber, and she doesn’t fare so well, with Natalya dominating her.

She looks to apply a Sharpshooter - but Jillian kicks her away, and as Natalya stumbles back, Gail tags back in. And from there, Jillian doesn’t stand a chance. Gail catches her in the FLYING DRAGON … but quickly releases it, with Beth hitting the ring again. Gail sends Beth out of the ring though, and makes Hall EAT DEFEAT!!!!! Natalya cuts off Beth as the cover is made, 1...2...3!!!!!
Winners: Gail Kim & Natalya @ 04:39

As the count goes down, Beth pulls Natalya from the ring, and tosses her HARD into the barrier, but cant break the count in time. She attacks Gail after the bell though, showing her frustrations at being unable to get Gail Kim out of her life, with the tag win putting Gail back in the picture.

The champion clatters Gail with the POLISH HAMMER, and rolls out of the ring, grabbing the Womens title, putting Natalya down with it first with a shot to the back, before getting back inside, wanting to bash Gail with it …

BUT GAIL KIM DUCKS …

AND CATCHES BETH COMING BACK WITH EAT DEFEAT!!!!!!!!

Jim Ross: That’s what ya call a message!! Gail Kim foiled Beth Phoenix plan and Gail just put the champion down - HARD!! These two are FAR from over, Coach!! Gail Kim wants that womens title back!!

Gail Kim DROPS the champion!!! The former champion stands tall, shouting down at Phoenix, making sure Beth knows they’re not done yet. The former champion leaves the ring, helping Natalya up … and as we follow them leaving up the ramp …

MICKIE JAMES HIT’S THE RING - COMING FROM THE CROWD …

SHE DRAGS BETH PHOENIX UP …

AND DRILLS THE CHAMPION WITH A MICKIE-T ON THE WOMENS CHAMPIONSHIP TITLE BELT!!!!!!!!!

The Coach: Gail Kim isn’t the only one that wants that title though, J.R!!! And I don’t want to be the man that tells Mickie James she cant have a title shot!! She’s unhinged!!!

Jim Ross: Mickie James is the wild card in this entire situation!! She’s the reason this title picture is as unclear as it is right now!! She was used by Beth Phoenix at Vengeance when she was special guest referee, and she was the deciding factor when Beth beat Gail Kim two weeks ago!! But Mickies target is Beth Phoenix - and perhaps more importantly - the womens title!!!

The Coach: And Gail Kim and Mickie James just happen to be the two women that Beth Phoenix wants no part of. Yet … they’re the two that continue to be right on her tail!!

Mickie James picks up the title belt, holding it up, looking longingly at it, whilst a concerned Gail Kim watches on from the ramp, agitated that Mickie James is also seemingly in the hunt for the title, knowing that Mickie has cost her two title matches already in two months.

Finally, Mickie - with that deranged look on her face - smiles wickedly at the hard camera, dropping the title back down on the body of the womens champion, as Beth holds her head in pain, having been laid out TWICE tonight…



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And cutting backstage, we see CHRISTOPHER DANIELS to a wholly negative reaction from the fans, off the heels of his attack on his - now former - tag team partner, Doug Williams…

Jim Ross: Ugh - this guy!! We’ve got some real low lives around here right now, huh?? Brent Albright, John Cena, CM Punk - and now this. We’re gonna hear from Christopher Daniels in a moment. He’s gonna try to explain why in the hell he attacked his former tag team partner, Doug Williams last week. Why exactly would he turn his back so violently on the man he entered the damn company with?? That’s what I wanna know!!

The Coach: Well … you’re about to find out.

Jim Ross: We’ll be right back folks…




Commercial Break




Back into the arena…

**PALE RIDER**

New music (making use of the Mordecai theme, seeing as that gimmick never existed in this alternate reality) plays for the introduction of the now solo CHRISTOPHER DANIELS, with the Fallen Angel stepping out alone, dressed in an open collar shirt and a waistcoat, pacing down the ramp - head up, looking disappointed that people are booing him.

Jim Ross: Well … let’s see what this man has to say for himself. He should be utterly ashamed of his actions last week. A cold, heartless betrayal of his tag team partner - the man he arrived into the WWE with a year ago. How in the hell can Christopher Daniels justify what he did to Doug Williams??

The Coach: We’re about to find out, J.R. So how about we wait before we condemn the man. There’s probably a perfectly good reason for it.

Jim Ross: Oh, I’m sure it was just a misunderstanding, right, Coach?? Gimme a break!!

Daniels climbs into the ring, where a microphone is waiting for him on the canvas, and he pauses for a moment, before reaching down and picking the microphone up, as the music dies down. Standing in the middle of the ring, Daniels waits for a few seconds, as some fans give him heckles. He motions for them to calm down, before finally speaking.

Christopher Daniels: I’ve been doing this for fifteen years. When I started out on my journey as a wrestler, I was twenty-two years old. I’d big dreams, big ambitions … I had a full head of hair even.

Daniels chuckles at his own joke … but no one feels like laughing along with him.

Christopher Daniels: I’ve been praised - universally - for the things I can do between these ropes. They called me the ‘King of the Indies’. Now, I know that term will fly over the head of most of you people … because you’re all wrapped up in this bubble called the WWE. But here’s a newsflash - this place??

He points all around the arena.

Christopher Daniels: This ISNT the be all, end all of professional wrestling. There’s a WHOLE world out there, and that’s where I was for fifteen long years.

The Fallen Angel shrugs.

Christopher Daniels: But the fact is … even though wrestling exists outside of these walls … outside of THIS ring?? None of that matters. Because I could be having five star matches, winning all kinds of championships all over the world; England, Japan, Mexico, wherever … and I can say that, because that’s exactly what I HAVE done. I’ve done ALL of that … and none of it counts. Because the WWE is where everyone WANTS to be. And until you make it here - you haven’t accomplished ANYTHING.

{/SECOND HOUR}

Christopher Daniels: It took me FIFTEEN years to get here. Or at least … it took fifteen years for the WWE to take notice of me. Because a decade ago, I thought I’d made it. A decade ago, I was signed up by the WWE, along with guys like Edge, Christian, Kurt Angle. That’s some list of talent, right?? And though you may not believe me - I was every bit as good as them; if not BETTER. But I didn’t have the movie star looks, and I wasn’t coming in with a Gold Medal around my neck. I didn’t have the long, flowing blonde hair. I didn’t have the “star quality” to get a chance like they did.

Pointing to himself and glaring to the hard camera, Daniels continues on.

Christopher Daniels: And I got passed over. Now - there’s no shame in seeing a talented kid like Christian or Edge get their opportunity before me. And Kurt Angle too. Look what they’ve all gone on to achieve. But to see Val Venis get his shot ahead of me … and to get passed over for Tiger Ali Singh … that stuck in my craw.

Angry, Daniels points down at the mat.

Christopher Daniels: I should be standing here before you today a multiple time WWE Champion. I should be on the posters for WrestleMania. I was - and AM - every bit as good as Kurt Angle. Every bit as good as Christian. Every bit as good as Edge. I’m on that level … but I never got my chance to prove it.

Daniels pauses again for a moment, looking out at the fans, before speaking up again.

Christopher Daniels: And until about a year ago … I didn’t think I would ever get my chance. And then I got the call. FINALLY … Christopher Daniels is going to the big time. FINALLY … The Fallen Angel gets to reach the heights he deserved.

He shakes his head, as a smirk develops on his face.

Christopher Daniels: And then … they tell me they want me to be in a tag team.

Daniels screws up his face.

Christopher Daniels: The Fallen Angel Christopher Daniels isn’t a tag team guy…

Some heat from the fans for the arrogant comment. He waves his hand though, wanting to explain himself.

Christopher Daniels: … But … I’d waited too long to get here. And if I’d turned it down, the opportunity was probably never gonna come around again. I wasn’t gonna cost myself my last shot at the big time. And Doug Williams?? He’s a cool guy. We’ve always got along, and he travelled the same path I did. He deserved to be here too. We came here together, and we vowed we’d take the tag team division to heights it’d never been to before. If we were coming here as a team - we’d be the best damn team in WWE history.

“They were damn good - no doubt about it.” - J.R.

Christopher Daniels: I tried to make it work. I reigned my own ego in. I played nice, and I shared the spotlight. All in order to win those tag team titles. Time after time, we worked our way into contention … and be it bad luck … be it a screw job … whatever … one way or another … we failed. We kept dusting ourselves down, we kept coming back … and we kept failing.

Daniels rolls his eyes.

Christopher Daniels: Not once. Not twice…

Shaking his head, Daniels speaks through gritted teeth.

Christopher Daniels: SEVEN times. SEVEN opportunities in one year. And SEVEN times we came up short.

Hand on hip, Daniels lowers his head, reliving the frustration of those failures.

Christopher Daniels: And … I had to ask myself … is it me?? Am I really not as good as I thought I was?? Am I really not good enough to be World Tag Team Champion in the WWE?? Were the WWE right all along?? Am I really not worthy of being here??

Smirking, Daniels shakes his head.

Christopher Daniels: Of course not. The answer … was that Doug Williams wasn’t good enough.

Heat. Daniels speaks over the boos.

Christopher Daniels: My only failure was that I couldn’t carry Doug Williams to the tag team titles. I couldn’t do it all on my own … and Doug … couldn’t live up to his end of the bargain.

More boos from the fans.

Christopher Daniels: And time’s not on my side. I cant afford to carry dead weight. Time is running out for me to make a lasting mark in the WWE. So after we lost our title match on Raw in May?? I switched my focus. I was in the King of the Ring tournament … and I had every intention on pouring everything I had into winning it.

The Fallen Angel sighs, closing his eyes for a moment, then shakes his head.

Christopher Daniels: So when I lost to CM Punk, I was devastated. The tag titles?? They were the last thing on my mind. But Doug Williams?? He showed his true colours. He got dumped out of the tournament too … and just got right back into focusing on winning the tag titles … because he knew he wasn’t good enough to make it on his own. He accepted he wasn’t good enough to win the King of the Ring.

Daniels prods himself in the chest hard.

Christopher Daniels: I cant accept it. Because I know I was and I AM good enough to be King of the Ring … so I no-showed Vengeance, and hoped we‘d be done. Doug went it alone, and lost. Yet even still … he didn’t want to give up. He STILL couldn’t see what the problem was. He STILL thought we could be tag team champions. Even after we lost AGAIN at Saturday Nights Main Event and got pushed right back to the end of the line … he STILL couldn’t accept what was staring him in the face.

Dramatic pause, and the camera gets a close up on the Fallen Angel…

Christopher Daniels: And he left me no other choice.

Boos.

Christopher Daniels: I tried to end it amicably. I really did. I didn’t want our team to end that way Doug … but YOU forced my hand. I couldn’t wait any longer to break free. I couldn’t waste any more time. I couldn’t be a footnote in WWE history. I couldn’t be a failure. As of now, The Fallen Angel is-

Daniels trails off … as the fans get LOUD … with DOUG WILLIAMS SPRINTING DOWN THE RAMP!!!!!!!

{The Coach: Get outta there, Chris!!! Quick!!!}

The Anarchist races toward the ring … and Daniels just realizes in time that Williams is coming … and is able to escape the ring before an enraged Williams can get his hands on him!!!

Jim Ross: Where’s he going?? Christopher Daniels wants NO PART of Doug Williams!! And after everything he had to say about Doug Williams, I’d have thought Daniels would’ve stuck around, seeing how Williams was supposedly “dead-weight” …

The Coach: He didn’t want to add injury to insult, J.R. That’s all. You heard the man - he tried to end it amicably, but Doug Williams wouldn’t let Daniels go it alone!! He brought that on last week!!!

Williams scrambles at the ropes, making a wild lunge at Christopher Daniels, but couldn’t get his hands on the Fallen Angel, with Daniels not hanging around, jogging around ringside and back up the ramp - backing away, whilst Williams paces around the ring, brimming with fury.

Jim Ross: It’s a case of the limber tales tonight, I guess, for Christopher Daniels!! He cant run forever though!! And Doug Williams sure as hell doesn’t look like the type to just forgive and forget!! Christopher Daniels made the choice to betray Doug Williams … but he might just pay a heavy, heavy price for that betrayal!!!




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VIDEO PACKAGE

The opening bars of ‘CLOSER’ by King of Leon plays, as the video opens to a skyline shot of New York City in the dark of night, illuminated by it’s many sparkling buildings.

Cutting to deep into the city, the shot is of a mans feet - walking on a sidewalk. Wearing a pair of sneakers, the camera slowly pans to show the man is wearing black jean shorts, but we cut away before seeing the upper half of his body.

Elsewhere, another man - also walking. Starting with his feet, wearing more dressier, brown shoes, and full length jeans - but as with the other person, we don’t see the upper half of their body.

Cutting back to the first man, the camera pans up from the back, showing he’s wearing a black hoodie - hood up … then back to the other man, wearing a more fashionable jacket, both still walking.

The shot switches back once more, and we finally see the man in the hoodie to be JOHN CENA. And the better dressed man is revealed to be CHRISTIAN. Both men continue walking - straight ahead, through the deserted streets of New York City. Now, the lyrics to the song begin…

“STRANDED IN THIS SPOOKY TOWN…
STOPLIGHTS ARE SWAYING AND THE PHONE LINES ARE DOWN”

Cutting back and forth between the two men as they continue to walk; the street lights begin flickering, electric sparks from the nondescript buildings - but both Cena and Christian continue walking straight ahead, unfazed by the carnage around them.

“DRIVEN BY THE STRANGLE OF VEIN…
SHOWIN NO MERCY, I‘D DO IT AGAIN”

Both men stop. The camera pans around, showing Cena’s point of view first, showing a shadowy figure up ahead of him in the distance … then, we get the same point of view from Christian, also seeing a shadowy figure in the distance. Both men begin walking with more purpose, as explosions begin going off in the buildings around them.

“SKIES ARE BLINKIN AT ME…
I SEE A STORM BUBBLIN UP FROM THE SEA”

The streets suddenly fill up - following Cena … following Christian … as they close in on one another. Still, sparks of electricity go off, doors fly off the hinges of nearby buildings, as the two protagonists near their collision course.

“AND IT‘S COMING CLOSER…
AND IT‘S COMING CLOSER…”

Close ups of both Cena and Christian, eyes narrowed, tunnel vision on one another, with the distance between them getting smaller and smaller, with the camera showing an overhead shot of Cena and Christian nearing one another, with the crowds following them swelling with each step.

“…AND IT‘S COMING CLOSER…”

Finally, the two men come face to face. Both Cena and Christian stop - inches away from one another. The crowds following them stop also … as a chain link fence separate the two men - and the throngs of followers - stopping a riot from happening. The two men glare at one another, as the camera flashes between Cena and Christian …

…AND IT‘S COMING CLOOOOSSSSERRRRR!!”

As the final bars of ‘Closer’ plays, the entire city starts to crumble around them, and neither Cena or Christian bat an eye. Focused only on each other, they don’t move an inch, despite the chaos and destruction surrounding them. The camera pans out … showing Madison Square Garden in the background of where Cena and Christian stand face to face - the only place left standing after everything else disintegrates.

The package ends with the following words thudding onto the screen one after another.

JOHN CENA.

CHRISTIAN.

MADISON SQUARE GARDEN.

HELL IN A CELL.

THE FIGHT OF THE CENTURY.

- FIVE WEEKS -

End, with the Summerslam graphic on the screen.

WWE SUMMERSLAM | AUGUST 24 | NEW YORK CITY, NY
- MADISON SQUARE GARDEN -
ONLY ON PAY PER VIEW
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Out of that video package, we go straight into the earlier promised sit down interview - firstly, with CHRISTIAN. Presented in the form of a UFC style black and white sit down, with only the performer visible, talking to a figure off camera. Christian enters the picture, sitting on a stool, nodding to whoever is behind the camera. The following flashes up on screen;

~ ON CENA ~

Christian: He’s a fraud. Or at least - he was. All that happy go-lucky, preppy, rah-rah crap?? That’s all it was. A front. A cash-grab. I said it for years, and no one listened. Now look. The guy we see now?? That’s the real Cena.

“Do you regret bringing out the ‘real’ John Cena?” Christian is asked by the nameless interviewer off camera…

Christian: No. Even though it’s meant I’ve spent much more time in hospitals than I’d like to as of late, I don’t regret a thing. It needed to happen. And now there’s no going back for Cena. Ever.

~ ON WRESTLEMANIA 23 ~

Christian: Inevitable. Inevitable that we’d collide sooner or later. Inevitable that I was walking out that night with the World Heavyweight Championship. But it was different. Then, it was different. That was the old Cena. The faker. That night was what started the fire though. John Cena was surpassed for the first time since he became a “mega-star” and he didn’t know how to react to it. Didn’t know how to handle it. He’d lost matches before. He’d lost titles before. But there was always an underlying factor for it. He’d be screwed by someone, or cheated in some way or had the deck stacked against him. Not that night. He lost to the better man that night.

~ ON 2007 ~

Christian: {Points up} That’s me … {Points down} That’s him. Challenge after challenge, I went through ‘em all. I beat multi time World Champions like Triple H and Kurt Angle, and I held off hungry up and comers like Shelton Benjamin and Mister Kennedy. I walked through a Murderers Row of challengers for seven months … whilst Cena went on a downward spiral. He couldn’t live with the fact he wasn’t the top dog on Raw anymore, and he couldn’t find a way to get back on top. All year, he parroted the same line; he wanted the rematch with me. But the more he said that, the further away he got from making it reality. He unravelled.

~ ON SUMMERSLAM ’07 ~

Christian: That night, in a nutshell, perfectly illustrated where both of us were. He tapped out. He TAPPED out. Unthinkable for the super-human Cena. The lowest point of his career, for sure. Me?? My greatest achievement - I pulled off what people thought was impossible, and I beat the unbeatable Umaga. He’d never lost. He’d never looked like losing. I beat him. That’s when things changed.

~ ON SURVIVOR SERIES ’07 ~

Christian: Credit to Cena, he did what he had to. He won the triple threat match, took the title. I’ve never been one to follow the rules, so I cant complain HOW he won that match … but as I said at the time … a guy who supposedly prides himself on ‘Hustle, Loyalty and Respect’ would never use a chair to win a match. The cracks were already showing by then. Cena tapping at Summerslam was what changed everything. He got desperate after that. He used politics to get back into the mix. He threatened to leave Raw for Smackdown, and wormed his way back into contention. But he got what he wanted out of it.

~ ON ‘THE TURN’ ~

Christian: It was coming. That was coming for months. I saw it coming - just not that night. He’d already cracked before then. People just couldn’t see it. He cost me title shots and claimed he didn’t mean to. That he was as desperate as I was for a WrestleMania rematch. He lied. Last thing he wanted was to face me at WrestleMania again. Once I made that happen … he had no choice.

The video then fades out, with the match graphic for Christian/Cena at Summer slam … and the countdown; FIVE WEEKS.



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Back at ringside, Jim Ross and The Coach are waiting…

Jim Ross: And the anticipation grows. All roads to lead to Summerslam, Coach. We’ll hear John Cenas thoughts on those same subjects later tonight, and there’s more where that came from in the coming weeks. Both men have had a lot to say in those sit down interviews.

The Coach: Cant wait. I cant wait, J.R. But we’ve got thirty-four days to wait.

**THIS FIRE BURNS**

Sauntering out to a chorus of boos, the 2008 King of the Ring, the current Intercontinental Champion, CM PUNK, makes his way to ringside to join J.R and Coach for some guest commentary again, as he did last week for match 1 of the best of 7 series between Nick Nemeth and Garrison Cade.


Jim Ross: Looks like we’re gonna have a third party joining us again, Coach.

The Coach: A very interested third party, J.R. And I for one am glad we’ve got CM Punk coming out here. I love to hear from the Intercontinental Champion.

Punk joins the commentary team, with Punk smug as ever, sitting at the table - in the middle - taking over, much to the chagrin of J.R, who tries to remain professional.

**ROAD TO TEXAS**

There’s never any messing around with the big Texan, GARRISON CADE when he makes his way to the ring. Already 1-0 behind in the series, Cade wastes little time getting to the ring, wanting to get on with things.

Jim Ross: Cade will need to be careful tonight - any mistakes, and he’ll find himself two matches down in this Best of Seven series, and ya don’t wanna be playing catch up for too long in these series.

The Coach: Cade said he’d wrap this thing up in five matches. He’s got this. Last week was a fluke - but Garrison accounted for luck. He said Nick Nemeth might get him once. But from here, no slip ups. I’m expecting The Lone Star to run the table these next four weeks.

CM Punk: All for the pleasure of getting put to sleep by yours truly.

**HERE TO SHOW THE WORLD**

NICK NEMETH enters to a solid response from the fans, with the appreciation for his skills growing week in, week out amongst the fans. The up and comer makes his way to the ring with the confident swagger we’ve come to expect, whilst Cade paces the ring, just wanting to get on with it.

Jim Ross: It’s a match that Garrison Cade really cant afford to lose, but Nick Nemeth could create a cushion for himself in this Best of Seven series. Nemeth and Cade; Match Two - is NEXT!!!!




Commercial Break




Match 3 | BEST OF SEVEN SERIES | MATCH 2:
Garrison Cade vs. Nick Nemeth
Joined in progress, with clips from during the commercial of Cade jumping Nemeth before the bell - just as he did last week. Only this time, he didn’t give Nemeth a chance to recover, and stayed on him, punishing the upstart. He’s still in charge as we return, brutally hammering Nemeth in the corner, roughing him up, throwing him around, and as you’d expect, Nemeth bumps like a mad man.

Unlike last weeks fairly even, back and forth match, the big Texan is dominant for a long portion of the match, but Cades frustrations grow though at his inability to put Nemeth away. A Fall Away Slam cant do it, nor can a Sidewalk Slam, with Nemeth getting a shoulder up each time.

Cade looks to take it to the outside to further punish Nemeth, but Nemeth lands on the apron from over the top, and catches Cade with a step up enziguri from the apron, before leaping off the top with a cross body on the big man. Nemeth starts to make his comeback, showing guts to go toe to toe with Cade, with Punk even conceding he’s impressed with what Nemeth is showing.

Nemeth lines up his ridiculous DDT finish … BUT CADE BLOCKS IT … AND COUNTERS BY TOSSING NEMETH OVER THE TOP AND CRASHING TO THE FLOOR!!!!!!! It’s a sick looking bump, and Cade smirks, following out to the floor, ripping away the mats, and PRESS SLAMS NEMETH - FACE FIRST - ON THE CONCRETE!!!! Cade goads the fans, telling them; “I said I‘d break the pretty boy, didn’t I??”

He stomps Nemeth, before bringing him back in, as he looks to finish the job, firstly sending Nemeth off the ropes, and delivering a big, nasty boot to the face. Nemeth looks to be beaten, out on his feet after a merciless, nasty assault by the big Texan. Cade gets cocky though, and takes his time to hit the HEART PUNCH … ALLOWING NEMETH TO DUCK … RUN CADE INTO THE ROPES … AND ROLL HIM UP … 1...2...3!!!!!
Winner: Nick Nemeth @ 09:13
*NICK NEMETH LEADS BEST OF SEVEN SERIES 2-0*

Cade kicks out a fraction of a second too late, and soon realizes he’s now TWO DOWN in this best of seven series!!! Nemeth escapes from the ring, battered but victorious.

Jim Ross: The kid did it!! Ya cant deny this man!! He NEVER quits!!!

CM Punk: He sure doesn’t look like a winner, J.R. He just got his ass kicked!!!

Jim Ross: But he IS a winner. That’s what important. And he’s now two wins away from a shot at you and the Intercontinental Championship, Punk. And if I were you, I’d start preparing for that eventuality.

The Coach: Don’t let Garrison Cade hear that, old timer. There’s a long way to go yet.

Staggering up the ramp, Nemeth has his arm raised, whilst Garrison Cade looks ready to throw a fit in the ring. His prediction of the series being over after five matches is blown out - at least in his favour - as he has to now begin fearing that a whitewash could be on the cards!!

Jim Ross: So much for that prediction of winning this Series after five matches, huh?? It may still end after five - but with Nick Nemeth on the winning end!!

The Coach: This wasn’t the plan for Garrison Cade. But now, we’ll find out what he’s made of. There’s no way Nick Nemeth can sweep Cade. No way.

Jim Ross: He’s halfway there, Coach. It CAN happen.

Nemeth backs away, selling his injuries in the match, looking worse for wear, but it’s now 2-0 to Nemeth, as he is halfway to a shot at the I.C title.

Jim Ross: And now, next weeks match becomes HUGELY important for Garrison Cade. He CANNOT afford another loss - otherwise, he’s out of chances. If he loses next week, he reaches the point of no return, he’ll have to win four matches on the spin!!!

The Coach: That’s not gonna happen. He’s not losing three in a row to that twerp. But he CAN reel off four wins in a row. Plenty of time left.

Jim Ross: And plenty for Garrison Cade to think about. It might be about time he started taking Nick Nemeth seriously-

Punk now cuts in abruptly.

CM Punk: Oh, before I go - I almost forgot. Can we- can we get the camera on me for a second.

Jim Ross: What in the hell-? What are you-

The camera does indeed cut to ringside.

CM Punk: Jim, I know I’ve upset you with my actions these last few weeks, and how I sent Shawn Michaels packing.

Punk turns his attention to the camera, putting on his best ‘serious’ face.

CM Punk: So, in a show of my sorrow for the loss of “The Showstopper” … I’ve arranged a little … tribute to Shawn. Just to show there’s no hard feelings.

Punk places his hand on the headset, talking into it, talking directly to the production team.

CM Punk: Boys?? Roll it.

Jim Ross: The hell is this about?? What have you done now??

A video airs, in “tribute” to Shawn Michaels, over the song ‘Tell me a Lie’, famous from the 1995 video tribute to HBK. Instead of highlights of Michaels though, the entire video is essentially a recap of Punk bloodying Shawn two weeks ago on Raw, right in front of Michaels family. With the video ending on Michaels having to be helped out of the arena, whilst Punk would announce; “Shawn has left the building”…




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**VIDEO PACKAGE**

~ GARDEN GALA MOMENT ~
JANUARY 18 1971 - ‘THE NIGHT THE GARDEN WENT SILENT’

Told in picture form, with no decent footage available of the momentous moment, and with newspaper clippings and it’s headlines … after a record setting near EIGHT year reign as WWWF Champion, BRUNO SAMMARTINO is finally defeated for the title by IVAN KOLOFF. Koloff hit’s a flying knee from the top rope to keep Sammartino down for the three count, as MSG falls deathly silent…

SUMMERSLAM 2008 | AUGUST 24 | NEW YORK CITY, NY
~ MADISON SQUARE GARDEN ~
ONLY ON PAY PER VIEW
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After the video, we go straight into the second sit down interview - this time, with JOHN CENA. As with Christian, it’s presented in the exact same format. Cena enters the picture, taking his seat, pulling away the hood over his face. The following flashes up on screen;

~ ON CHRISTIAN ~

John Cena: A pain in my ass. Here’s a guy with all the talent in the world, but never used it. Was the ‘B’ side of an iconic tag team, and that should’ve been as far as his success went. That’s what it looked like his career was going to pan out like. That’s what was supposed to happen. Then … all of a sudden, this son of a bitch decides he’s gonna make a run for the top when it was MY time. And to top it off, he’s the one that starts telling people I aint the nice guy I presented. Completely ripped apart the image I’d created … told the world that I was a phoney. He ruined everything for me.

~ ON WRESTLEMANIA 23 ~

John Cena: Should’ve been just another night for me. Christian came in as the Royal Rumble winner, there was a lot of buzz around the match, he ran his mouth a bunch in the lead up, but I just assumed I’d shut his mouth when it came to the crunch. It was just another night for me. Big match. Big stage. Been there, done that. I’ve got one regret from that night … I had a chance to bash his skull with a chair, and I turned it down. I could’ve ended all of this there and then. But I didn’t want to lose all that money that was rollin in … all that merch?? Bought me a damn big house. Should’ve broke that chair over his damn head. Because I tossed the chair … then … … then, he won. And my world?? Came crashing down. The perfect world I’d crafted, spent three years building, getting all the young kids to buy into my act … in one night, he dismantled the whole thing.

~ ON 2007 ~

John Cena: Tough. Toughest year of my career. Took a lot of big losses after WrestleMania. And while I was struggling to get back on top, every week, I had to watch as Christian grew. I’d gone for a period without the title before … but I never felt like I’d been surpassed. This?? This was different. I heard the boos grow for me, and I heard those cheers I used to get … go to him. Everything I’d bust my ass for was disappearing outta sight, and he was gobbling it all up in his stride. He became the face of the company. Wasn’t supposed to happen. And I couldn’t deal with it.

~ ON SUMMERSLAM ’07 ~

John Cena: Rock bottom. Tapping out?? In front of damn near Ninety thousand people at Wembley Stadium?? It don’t get any lower than that. I should’ve been in the main event. I should’ve been beating Umaga. That would’ve been the moment to hang my career on. Like Hogan slamming Andre. Me - The Franchise?? The modern day Hulk Hogan?? That should’ve been me facing the challenge of an unbeatable monster at Summerslam last year, not Christian.

Off camera, the interview follows up; “What makes you think you would‘ve been successful in beating Umaga??”

John Cena: If Christian could do it - I sure as hell could do it. I’d have found a way. Just like I found a way back to the title.

~ ON SURVIVOR SERIES ’07 ~

John Cena: Did what I had to do. Not how I wanted to … but did what I had to. After Summerslam, I knew what had to be done. Had to change. Used my stroke for a better deal on Raw, leveraged my way into a title match. I wasn’t gonna screw that opportunity up.

~ ON ‘THE TURN’ ~

John Cena: {Exhales} … … Relief. Glad it was over. Wished I’d done it sooner. Like I said, after Summerslam, I knew the game was up. My act; the ‘Chain Gang’ stuff, the pandering, wasn’t working anymore. Thanks to Christian, people saw through it. But I was able to draw it all out just long enough for the right moment. And boy, did I pick a moment. Perfect planning prevents piss poor performance. And what you saw that night at Boardwalk Hall was a perfect plan that came together. Getting Christian locked in that cage?? Him handcuffed to the cage?? Defenceless…

Cena jerks on the chair, and smiles.

John Cena: Gives me goosebumps just thinking about it now. I can close my eyes right now, and still see the fear on his face. I didn’t wash his blood off my hands that night. I wore that blood on my hands like a trophy. I waited a year for that moment, and I was gonna revel in it for as long as I could. He asked time after time … for the ‘real’ John Cena. He got the real John Cena … and then some. I’ll never tire of busting his brittle little body. Which is why Summerslam is gonna be bittersweet. Because it’ll be the last time I’ll get to do it … so I guess I better make it a good one, huh?? …

The video then fades out, with the match graphic for Christian/Cena at Summer slam … and the countdown; FIVE WEEKS.



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Back to ringside, as the SummerSlam theme; ‘Closer’ plays in the arena.

Jim Ross: Unsettling to say the least. John Cena has come a long way from the man we thought he was. I’ll never forget that night in Atlantic City. A shocking, horrifying display of aggression and malice. The real John Cena is a bad, nasty, vindictive, evil man. We know that now.

The Coach: That was the last time they were in a cage together, and it didn’t end well for Christian. At Summerslam, Christian is stuck in a cell with that bad, nasty, evil man; again. Not somewhere I’d want to be.

Jim Ross: And next week on Raw, the two men will come face to face, in the same ring at the same time. The contract signing for the ‘Fight of the Century’ next week in Chicago. It promises to be explosive, that much is for sure.

**GOLD LUST / REGALITY REMIX**

In matching gold robes {with Regals sporting Union Jack sleeves} the KNUCKLE DUSTERS enter to a good pop from the fans, as the ever popular quirky veterans make their way down the ramp for a MASSIVE opportunity to win the World Tag Team Championships.

Jim Ross: But we’ve still got championship action to come tonight!!!!! Can this seemingly odd-couple of William Regal and Goldust knock off the reigning tag team champions?? Hot off their victory over the New Standard seven days ago, these two veterans could have championship gold to match their robes in just a few moments!!! We’ll be right back!!!




Commercial Break




Back from the commercial, THE MASTER CRAFTSMEN; Charlie Haas & Nick Dinsmore, are now in the ring too, unstrapping the tag titles from their waists.

Jim Ross: Well, thankfully, no sign of Brent Albright, the World Heavyweight Champion. Let’s hope Haas and Dinsmore have a bit more guts than their leader, huh??

The Coach: Brent’s probably watching this backstage right now, J.R. With his feet up, sinking a glass of champagne, and some ice on his knee too of course.

Jim Ross: Shut up, Coach.

Main Event | WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS MATCH:
The Master Craftsmen vs. The Knuckle Dusters
Regal and Haas start with some chain wrestling, which perhaps surprisingly, Regal wins, given Haas collegiate background. After a break, Haas takes a walk, with Dinsmore dropping off the apron to give his partner some encouragement. While this happens though, Goldust also drops off the apron, spinning Dinsmore around, cracking him with an uppercut!!

Haas gets tossed back into the ring, and tripped down, with Regal trying to apply the REGAL STRETCH … but Haas scrambles to the ropes before it gets locked on. Haas refuses to let go of the ropes, forcing John Cone to demand he does … but it’s all a ruse for Dinsmore to sneak in from behind, grabbing Regal, and delivering an INVERTED POWERSLAM!!!

That move turns the match on it’s head, with the champions taking over. Goldust gets frustrated on the outside, with Regal unable to make the tag, as the champions take it up a notch. Regal does his best to fight back, and after fighting off the champions, inches closer to Goldust for a tag … but Haas - NOT the legal man - drags him back to the middle of the ring!!!! Goldust then tries to intervene, but the official cuts him off, much to the chagrin of the fans and J.R on commentary.

Haas is made legal again, and tries to apply the HAAS OF PAIN … but Goldust takes a leaf out of the champions book, and distracts the official … with allows Regal to reach into his trunks … BRASS KNUCKS - AND NAILS HAAS!!!!! Regal tosses the weapon away, and covers … 1...2...DINSMORE BREAKS THE COUNT!!!!!

After breaking the count, Dinsmore pleads with the referee that Regal cheated, telling Cone that he used the knucks, and jumps out of the ring, looking for the weapon … whilst Regal FINALLY tags Goldust!!! The Bizarre One sees Haas is already down, still selling the brass knucks shot, and instead drops to the floor, coming after Dinsmore!!!

Goldust takes it to Dinsmore, catching him completely unaware, and smashes his face off the steel steps, then gets back in the ring, looking to finish off Haas with the CURTAIN CALL - AND SCORES!!!!!!! He hooks the leg to crown new champions … 1...2...DINSMORE PULLS THE REFEREE OUT OF THE RING!!!!!

Nick Dinsmore saves the titles!!! He holds the referee on the outside, buying as much time as he can for his partner to recover. Regal sees what he’s up to, and looks to take care of Dinsmore, but before he can, the referee cuts him off!! Cone pushes Regal back, trying to keep some semblance of order … whilst Goldust reaches through the ropes to grab Dinsmore … BUT GETS NAILED … BY THE BRASS KNUCKS!!!

Dinsmore DID find them … and USED THEM - out of the referees sight as he was too busy with Regal!!! Goldust goes down - OUT COLD … as Haas rolls over, draping an arm on the torso of Goldust … with Dinsmore grabbing the legs of Regal to stop him breaking the count … 1...2...3!!!!!
Winners: And STILL World Tag Team Champions - The Master Craftsmen @ 07:26

Jim Ross: Well there’s no surprises here - the Master Craftsmen take the low road to win a match!!

The Coach: Hey now - who used the brass knucks first??

Jim Ross: Only after blatant cheating from the champions, Coach!! And once again - the Master Craftsmen hold onto championship gold by any means necessary. It’s a tradition.

The Coach: Winning is everything, J.R. It’s all that matters, and the Master Craftsmen do it better than anyone!!!

Haas - spaghetti legged - is helped away from the ring by the jubilant Nick Dinsmore, whilst Regal is seething in the ring, before tending to his fallen partner. Dinsmore helps Haas up the ramp, looking back and brandishing the brass knucks again, with a wry smile on his face, as Regal watches from the ring, boiling over that his own weapon has cost his team the tag team gold.




Commercial Break




**NB; I’m not going to write out the Ric Flair send-off. What happened in real life is pretty much perfect, so I’m taking the lazy option of just providing links to that segment instead.**

{NOTE; Ignore the inclusion of Triple H, John Cena, Batista and Shawn Michaels - just imagine Steamboat being out earlier in Triple H’s place, Kurt Angle in Cenas place and Dusty Rhodes subbed in for Michaels. Also, other people like Big Show who aren‘t in the company in this thread - just pretend they aren‘t there.}




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Current Card for WWE SummerSlam:
August 24 2008 | Madison Square Garden, New York NY
Theme Music; ‘Closer’ by Kings of Leon & ‘In The City’ by Kevin Rudolf


~ THE MAIN EVENT ~
!! HELL IN THE CELL !!
JOHN CENA -VERSUS- CHRISTIAN
~ COLLISION COURSE III - THE FIGHT OF THE CENTURY ~
 
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WWE Superstars | July 23 2008
EPISODE 63


Kicking off Superstars, off the heels of their big PPV win on Sunday, Epico and Primo; The San Juan Express, defeat The Jacksons in a fast paced tag match. Despite being competitive, The Jacksons never look truly threatening, and end up falling victim to the Double Knee Gutbuster from the Colons, giving the San Juan Express a good win @ 04:29.

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~ THIS FRIDAY ON SMACKDOWN ~
!! THE FIRST EVER SMACKDOWN RUMBLE !!

TWENTY MEN…
…ONE WINNER…
…EVERY SMACKDOWN SUPERSTAR IS ELIGIBLE !!

> WINNER FACES THE WWE CHAMPION AT SUMMERSLAM <

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Kelly Kelly is accompanied to the ring by Victoria, as an inset promo airs from earlier in the week of Victoria offering to help Kelly Kelly progress through the ranks and watch her back, following on from Victoria backing Kelly up against Layla and Michelle McCool in recent weeks. Kelly Kelly proceeds to defeat a local jobber @ 02:03 with the Special K. After the match, Victoria claps, impressed with Kelly, before raising her hand, playing to the fans.

Next up, Burchill defeats Chuck Palumbo in a battle of Smackdowns biggest losers. Palumbo wins that battle by losing the match, solidifying himself as the biggest loser on the roster, with Burchill busting out a rarely seen Curb Stomp to put Chuck away @ 04:24. Not because the move is banned - just because he rarely gets a chance to win a match these days. Throughout the match, Striker and Grisham hype the Smackdown Rumble on Friday, with the winner going to Summerslam to challenge Edge - and even these two jobbers are apparently eligible to compete!!

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NEXT MONDAY ON RAW…

FOUR WEEKS AWAY FROM THE ‘FIGHT OF THE CENTURY’…

JOHN CENA AND CHRISTIAN WILL BE IN THE SAME RING …

AT THE SAME TIME …

FOR THE OFFICIAL CONTRACT SIGNING…

AHEAD OF HELL IN A CELL AT SUMMERSLAM!!

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In the main event, as advertised, Kid Kash takes on Hardcore Holly. However, before the match, Holly demands that Justin Roberts re-introduce him, giving him instructions of what to say … with Roberts obliging the bully, introducing him as “Superstar" Bob Holly.

The main event finally begins, and it’s a decent match, with Holly at his bully boy best, and Kash busting out his high flying, high risk offence in a sprint of a match. There’s even a ref bump {on Superstars??} which allows Holly to blatantly cheat. He brings a chair into the ring, but as he winds back to nail Kash - the chair is pulled away … BY COLT CABANA!!!

Cabana then jabs the chair into the gut of Holly before he can react … as COLIN DELANEY arrives in the ring, getting revenge on Holly after being bullied by the veteran in recent weeks, and (after having to be cajoled by Cabana, due to his fear of Holly - even with Holly weakened) Delaney hit’s a face buster - ONTO THE CHAIR to Holly!!!! In the meantime, Kid Kash recovers, and he takes the assist from Colt and Delaney, making the cover @ 08:15, with the official recovering … 1...2...3!!!

The show closes with Holly slowly coming around in the ring, whilst Cabana congratulates Colin Delaney for what he did to Holly tonight … but the wiry, wimpy jobber doesn’t look too delighted himself. He looks petrified at the potential ramifications he’s facing from an angry Bob Holly…
And Holly IS pissed in the ring. Delaney departs with Cabana, but takes a look over his shoulder as he leaves, catching the glare from the furious veteran, and Delaney gulps - hard - in fear…

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Friday Night Smackdown | July 25 2008 | Greenville SC


Before we get an opening video or pyro, Smackdown opens up backstage, outside the office of General Manager FINLAY, as the majority of the Smackdown locker room form a line, waiting to see the GM. We hear a voice over from Michael Cole on commentary…

Michael Cole: Tonight, history is made on Sci-Fi. For the first time ever on Smackdown, we will see a Royal Rumble match - and the winner moves on to Summerslam to challenge for the WWE Championship. EVERYONE is eligible, and as you can see right now, everyone is waiting to find out if they’ll be one of the twenty men to compete tonight…​

Opening Video

NO Pyro

**VOICES**


Straight into the arena, and the music of RANDY ORTON brings a tonne of heat for the former WWE Champion. And it’s safe to say that Orton isn’t happy. In his wrestling gear, but wearing a t-shirt, Randy Orton paces quickly down the ramp, showing a scowl on his face…

Michael Cole: Randy Orton is far from happy-

Jerry Lawler: And for good reason, Michael!! He was screwed at the Great American Bash!!

Michael Cole: I think screwed is a little over the top. It was a double count out between Orton and the WWE Champion Edge on Sunday, but yes, Orton appeared to have Edge beaten with that RKO on the floor. But the important thing, King - as you well know - you have to get the job done in the ring. Orton didn’t do that at the Great American Bash. And tonight, if he wants to get another crack at Edge, he’ll have to outlast nineteen other men in the first ever Smackdown Rumble.

Jerry Lawler: If it was a boxing match, the referee would’ve stopped it. Orton knocked Edge out on Sunday. You know it as well as I do, Cole - Edge wouldn’t have beaten a thirty count, let alone a three count after that RKO.

Michael Cole: But it’s not boxing, King. And though Orton was unable to recapture the WWE title on Sunday, TWO other championships DID change hands!! Bryan Danielson is once again the WWE Cruiserweight Champion after a thrilling comeback in the thirty minute Iron Man match, and following a betrayal by Melina, MNM are no longer the WWE Tag Team Champions. We’ll talk more about that later - but first, it looks like Orton has something to get off his chest…

Orton stands in the ring, waiting for the music to die down, before speaking…

Randy Orton: All I’ve been hearing about all day, is this Smackdown Rumble tonight. Everyone in the back full of hope, believing they have a shot at going to Summerslam to challenge for the WWE Championship. Well I think this Smackdown Rumble is a bunch of crap.

Heat. Orton remains emotionless.

Randy Orton: There’s no need - none at all - for this Rumble match tonight. Finlay - you don’t NEED to crown a number one contender for the WWE Championship - because you’ve already got one right here.

Again, Randy doesn’t react to the boos of the fans.

Randy Orton: Just as I said it would, the RKO put Edge down at the Great American Bash. I had the WWE Championship WON on Sunday … yet I’m standing here right now, and I DON’T have the title over my shoulder … because some stooge referee saved Edge and rescued him from losing the WWE Title.

Orton clenches his jaw, getting riled up, thinking back to the Great American Bash.

Randy Orton:He saw Edge was out - COLD. He saw I had Edge BEAT off that RKO … and instead of doing the right thing … instead of calling the match, instead of awarding me the victory by knockout … he counted us both out. Edge didn’t beat me at the Great American Bash, yet he’s walking into this arena tonight still WWE Champion.

The former WWE Champion shakes his head, and takes a moment before speaking again.

Randy Orton:And I understand that Finlay already announced this Rumble in advance. He cant just cancel it. But if you people think that I’m just gonna say nothing, and just compete in that stupid Rumble match later tonight … you people - and Finlay - are sorely mistaken. I don’t have to earn another shot. I deserve a rematch. I DEMAND a rematch…

Heat.

Randy Orton: And I want it … TONIGHT!!

That, naturally, gets a pop. Orton doesnt play to it though, ignoring the fans completely.

Randy Orton: I shouldn’t have to compete with everyone else, not when I should already be WWE Champion. So I suggest that Finlay … you make this right. Because anything less than an immediate rematch is simply … unacceptable. Everybody saw it at the Great American Bash, Edge knows that he cant su-

**METALINGUS**

It appears as if the WWE Champion has heard enough!! The Rated ‘R’ Superstar, EDGE, emerges through the smoke, dressed casually in jeans and a t-shirt, wearing a leather jacket … with the title belt over his shoulder. He motions for the music to cut as he stands at the top of the ramp, and rips off his sunglasses, tossing them away, showing a typical wild look in his eyes to address Orton.

Edge: What a surprise - Randy Orton isn’t happy. Y’know, I’ve done my fair share of whining in the past … but you?? You take it to a whole other level, Randy.

Slight cheer.

Edge: Do you think you’re the only one who wasn’t happy with what happened on Sunday, huh?? You think I was happy to walk through the curtain with this title over my shoulder, looking people in the eye, knowing full well I didn’t beat your ass?? No - I was PISSED!!!

Edge speaks through gritted teeth, then pauses, thinking, and smirks momentarily, and shakes his head.

Edge: Because I knew THIS is what would happen. I knew I’d have to listen to you run your mouth some more. Well guess what?? You want a rematch tonight?? SO DO I!!

And with that, Edge throws the mic down, and storms down the ramp with a purpose, and the fans pick up, anticipating Edge vs. Orton right now!! The WWE Champion takes off his leather jacket, and tosses the title belt into the ring, before sliding inside-

AND TACKLES ORTON DOWN!!!

ORTON AND EDGE BEGIN WAILING AWAY AT ONE ANOTHER ON THE MAT!!!

The bad blood runs deep between Edge and Orton, and it’s showing here, with the two rivals hammering the shit out of one another, rolling out of the ring, and Edge CHARGES Orton into the steel steps!!!

Edge then sets himself up, waiting for Orton to get back up, sizing up a SPEAR THROUGH THE BARRICADE …

BUT ORTON KICKS HIM AWAY COMING IN!!!!!

Edge turns away, and Orton looks for an RKO on the floor …

BUT EDGE TOSSES ORTON AWAY!!!!

Orton smacks off the floor with a thud, but doesn’t get a moment to recover, with Edge swarming him, clubbing Randy … and then clotheslines Orton over the barrier!!!

Spilling into the fans, Edge pounds Orton, but Randy stops Edge dead with a kick to the gut, then slams him on the concrete!!! Orton stomps Edge, then slams his head off one of the fans seats, dragging Edge up, but the WWE Champion swills Orton with a drink!!!

They fight back over the barrier back at ringside, but before the fight can continue any further, referees and agents swarm the area, breaking the two men up, with Smackdown General Manager FINLAY arriving on the scene, looking to restore order and keep Edge and Orton apart.

Orton is backed away, toward the ramp, whilst Edge rolls into the ring, urging Orton to come back for more … but the officials restrain Orton, with Randy blowing a gasket, wanting to get back to fighting Edge. Finlay takes control of the situation, grabbing a microphone.

Finlay: THAT’S ENOUGH!!

Finlay shakes his head, as we see Orton arguing with the officials standing in his way.

Finlay: Randy … Edge … this ISNT happening tonight!!

Boos from the fans.

Finlay: Orton?? I don’t care if you think it’s unfair - if you want another shot at the WWE Championship, you WILL have to compete in the Smackdown Rumble tonight along with everyone else!!

Orton is furious. He turns away in despair, putting his hands on his head, ready to explode on the ramp. Meanwhile, Finlay turns to address Edge in the ring.

Finlay: And you, Edge?? You’re supposed to be the WWE Champion. You’re supposed to be above things like this. So if you’ve got some aggression to take out … if you’re so intent on fighting tonight - that’s fine. You stay right where you are … you’re going to have a match right NOW!!!

Pop. Edge doesn’t look too bothered, even though it means he’ll be competing in his jeans. Finlay looks toward the stage…

Finlay: This is a opportunity for anyone in the back. Who wants the chance to compete - one on one - with the WWE Champion?? Because the first man out here, gets that opportunity!!

Orton is ushered away by the officials, with the challenge obviously not counting him as a potential opponent for Edge tonight.

Meanwhile, Edge takes off his t-shirt, getting as ready as he can for an impromptu match…

Michael Cole: What a start to Friday Night Smackdown!!! Things looked like they were about to get completely out of control between Orton and Edge before Finlay got out here to restore order!! And when we come back, we’ll find out WHO is going to be first to answer the challenge. An opportunity to go one on one with the WWE Champion!! What an opportunity - NEXT!!!




Commercial Break




Smackdown returns and JAMIE NOBLE is on his way to the ring - looking full of piss and vinegar after losing the Cruiserweight Title at the Great American Bash - obviously answering the challenge set out by the Smackdown GM, Finlay.

Michael Cole: Welcome back to Friday Night Smack down - and it would appear that the former Cruiserweight Champion was the first to answer the challenge!!

Jerry Lawler: And Noble has been in a foul mood all day, Michael!!

Michael Cole: Well, what an opportunity for Jamie Noble to bounce back from his loss at the Great American Bash!! Imagine what a win over the WWE Champion would do for Noble!!

Edge paces the ring, waiting for Noble to arrive … and with both men obviously keen to unload some aggression, once Noble enters - THEY BOTH GO AT IT, HAMMERING AWAY AT EACH OTHER!!!!!

Match 1 | NON-TITLE MATCH:
WWE Champion, Edge vs. Jamie Noble
The match starts like a hockey fight, with both men beating at each other wildly, but it’s the bigger man - Edge - that wins the early war of attrition, and sends Noble tumbling over to the floor, following straight out, smashing Nobles face off the steel steps, and rams his shoulder into the ring post. Back inside, Edge unleashes a flurry of punches and boots to Noble in the corner, eventually being forced back by the official and warned about his conduct. The discussion with Charles Robinson distracts Edge and allows Noble to blast the champion with a savage forearm shot!!

Now, Noble is able to unleash his frustrations on Edge, taking it to the WWE Champion, sending him off the ropes, and knocking him down with a POLISH HAMMER!!! 1...2- Edge kicks out!!!!! Noble stays on Edge, booting him as he tries to get up, hammering the champion into the corner, but Edge fires back!! The champion wins the exchange with Noble, and shoots the former Cruiserweight champion off the ropes, but Noble slides under the legs as he bounces back, getting up, looking for a clothesline - ducked by Edge - EDGE-O-MATIC!!! 1...2...NOBLE KICKS OUT!!!!!

After a brief conversation with the referee over the count, Edge drags Noble back up, softening him up with a few straight right hands before sending him into the corner, but when Edge charges in, Noble gets his knees up, rocking Edge, and follows up, wanting a belly to back suplex - but Edge flips out, landing behind Noble, but Noble ducks a clothesline attempt and stops Edge with a knee to the gut. He takes off the ropes, rushing back at Edge - RUNNING RIGHT INTO A BIG BOOT FROM EDGE!!!! Cover, 1...2...NO!!!

Edge brings Noble back up, sending him into the corner, crushing him there with shoulders to the gut, before sending Noble back across the ring to the opposite corner - following in again - but this time, Noble elevates up, with Edge hitting the turnbuckles, and Noble rolls him up, out of the corner … 1...2...NO!!! Edge escapes the pin, getting back up, beating Noble to the punch again, and looks for a Russian Leg Sweep - but Noble blocks, then knees Edge in the gut, and executes a GUTWRENCH SUPLEX!!! Cover, 1...2...NO!!! Noble stays on the champion though, hammering him on the mat, then picks Edge up, sending him - shoulder first - through the buckles into the ring post!!!! Noble takes charge, as the match goes to a commercial break…



Commercial Break



Back from the break, Edge is just starting a fight back out of the corner, but as he rushes off the ropes, Noble meets him with a STIFF knee to the gut, sending Edge tumbling over, clutching his ribs. Noble picks the champion up, looking for his TIGER BOMB … BUT EDGE BACK DROPS OUT OF IT!!!! The champion gets up, and rattles off four consecutive clotheslines to Noble, then climbs to the top rope … but before he can fly off, Noble jumps up, crashing into the ropes, forcing Edge to lose his balance!!!

Noble climbs up, looking for a SUPERPLEX - but Edge blocks it, and manages to slam Noble from the top to the canvas - face first!! Edge stands up on the top rope, connecting with a MISSILE DROPKICK when Noble gets back up!!! Edge covers, 1...2...NO!!! Noble survives, but Edge stays on top of him, hammering Noble as he gets to his feet, but Noble stops Edge in his tracks with a rake to the eyes, and takes the champion over with a NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX!!! Noble bridges for the pinning predicament; 1...2...EDGE KICKS OUT!!! Noble thought he had it!!

The former Cruiserweight Champion gets frustrated, and takes that frustration out on Edge, hammering the champion with forearm shots whilst Edge is on his knees. Noble takes off, hitting the ropes - but runs right into a FLAPJACK!!!! Edge then follows up with his MODIFIED FACE BUSTER!!! Hook of the leg, 1...2...NO!!! Edge shakes his head, but sees Noble stirring, and in a perfect position for a SPEAR … but Noble looks for a leapfrog out of trouble; no dice - Edge stopped his run short, anticipating Noble avoiding the spear, and when Noble lands on his feet, Edge boots him in the gut, and PLANTS Noble with the EDGECUTION!!!!! Edge covers, 1...2...3!!!!!
Winner: Edge @ 10:56

Edge scores with a hard fought win over the former Cruiserweight Champion, outsmarting Noble in the end, using the Edgecution to finish the job, as opposed to the Spear on this occasion.

Michael Cole: Kicking off with a win for the WWE Champion tonight - later, Edge will find out who will be next in line for a shot at the gold at Summerslam on August 24. An impressive short-notice win for Edge, King, considering he was completely unprepared for what was coming.

Jerry Lawler: Sure wasn’t ideal, I’ll give ya that, Joey. Edge didn’t even have time to get into his gear tonight!!

The WWE Champion takes the belt and doesn’t hang around - the Rated ‘R’ Superstar is in a foul mood tonight, and he leaves up the ramp, still agitated over how events transpired at the Great American Bash.



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Backstage, DAMIEN SANDOW walks into Finlays office, where we see Kristal Marshall attending to the Tumbler for tonights Smackdown Rumble. Smug as ever, Sandow peers over at Finlay, who is sat at his desk.

Damien Sandow: It is high time that my excellence was acknowledged. For too long, Mister Finlay, you’ve underappreciated the splendour of Sandow. At long last … that changes.

Finlay isn’t in the mood for Sandows grating personality tonight.

Finlay: Well?? What are you waiting for?? Pick a number and get out.

Sandow shakes his head at the attitude of Finlay.

Damien Sandow: For a man in your position, I’d expect you to be a little less … uncouth. But- nevertheless, I’ll take my ball and leave.

He reaches in, picking a ball out, whilst giving Kristal a forced smile. Turning away, Sandow stands over the desk of the GM.

Damien Sandow: However, I’d expect you’ll be seeing much, much more of me after I win the Smackdown Rumble tonight, good sir.

Sandow waltzes off, with Finlay shaking his head, before shouting out;

Finlay: NEXT!!

EVAN BOURNE is next in, excitedly entering, rubbing his hands, but before he picks his ball … DAMIEN SANDOW returns, and he isn’t impressed. Sandow walks right up to Finlays desk - ball in hand.

Damien Sandow: I believe there’s been somewhat of a faux-pas on your part, Mister Finlay.

Finlay: And what’s that??

Sandow scoffs.

Damien Sandow: Well … it’s quite embarrassing really … not that I should be surprised. Given your level of intellect, I should’ve envisaged something like this would occur…

Brandishing a blank piece of paper from inside the ball, Sandow shakes his head. Evan Bourne is also interested in what‘s going on, whilst Kristal tries not to laugh…

Damien Sandow: You’ve neglected to actually input a number on this.

Finlay stands up, taking the piece of paper from Sandow, checking it over.

Damien Sandow: I’ll just pick another, shall I??

Sandow chuckles about it, and moves off, brushing Bourne aside, muscling in to take another ball - but before he can-

Finlay: Whoa- hold on-

Confused, Sandow stops, unsure why he’s being told to wait.

Finlay: There’s no mistake here.

Sandow looks baffled.

Damien Sandow: Excuse me??

Finlay points to the tumbler.

Finlay: A lot of those balls have blank pieces of paper.

Sandow still looks baffled, not understanding how that works. As he moves away, Bourne reaches in, taking his own ball.

Damien Sandow: So … how does that work?? Seems rather unconventional if you ask me. I mean, how am I supposed to deduce when I’m entering the match??

Finlay: Well … you’re not.

Damien Sandow: I beg your pardon??

Finlay: You’re not in the match. There’s only twenty of those balls that contain a number. Like I said last week - everyone is eligible … but there’s only twenty spots available. Unfortunately, you didn’t get one.

Not what Sandow wanted to here. Meanwhile, Evan Bourne checks his own ball - and his smile says it all, showing the paper to Finlay and Sandow.

Evan Bourne: Hey - lucky me I guess!!

That sends Sandow over the edge.

Damien Sandow: This is outrageous. How can I; the intellectual saviour of the masses be prevented from this historic match!!?? This is just another shining example of your rotten management skills!! You’re not fit to be in control of this show!! You’ve shuffled my presence on Friday Nights into the background as of late - I’m never being afforded opportunities!! You are STIFLING my progression!!! I DEMAND satisfaction!!

Finlay chuckles.

Finlay: Satisfaction?? Not sure I can give ya that … but seeing as you’re not competing in the Smackdown Rumble, you’ll be free to compete in the ring a little later on instead. Wouldn’t want to uh … stifle that progression of yours, would I??

Sandow doesn’t see anything funny about the situation.

Damien Sandow: You haven’t heard the last of this!!

Sandow then storms off, leaving the room, as Finlay shrugs, tossing the paper away that Sandow brought to him.



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**LATINO WORLD ORDER**

Leading out the team of Chavo Guerrero and Super Crazy, Vickie Guerrero and her boys are roundly booed. LOS LATINOS get a somewhat rare outing on Smackdown in recent times, but with Vickie getting in the ears of both Chavo and Crazy, they clearly want to make an impression.

Michael Cole: In recent weeks, King, Los Latinos have been engaged in a bit of a rivalry with JTG over on Superstars. JTG has beaten BOTH Chavo and Super Crazy in singles matches, but a couple weeks ago, Los Latinos challenged JTG to find a tag partner, which he did. However, JTG and Evan Bourne - his partner that night - were beaten by the more experienced tandem.

Jerry Lawler: You cant just fabricate chemistry, Michael. Not against a full-time tag team like Los Latinos. These two very nearly won the tag team titles not so long ago - they’re not gonna lose to a makeshift team. But I guess that criminal JTG isn’t smart enough to realise that.

Michael Cole: Well tonight, JTG will have another chance to prove that theory wrong, King. JTG has reached out and found a new partner to team with him to take this team on tonight on Smackdown.

**BRINGIN THA HOOD 2 U**

Hitting the stage, JTG has his typical stride going onto the stage, brandishing his gold around his neck and showing off his grill. Looking confident, JTG fixes his cap, and pulls out a mic from his back pocket, before speaking as he saunters down the ramp.

JTG: YO- YO- YO- Yoooo!!!

JTG slaps hands with a few fans.

JTG: It’s ya boy JTG up in South Kakalaki!!! CH’YEAHHH!!!

In the ring, Los Latinos aren’t amused.

JTG: Now … you two suckas got me last time. And no disrespect to Evan “Don’t call me Jason” Bourne … he’s a nice dude. But him and I?? We didn’t exactly have a whole bunch in common. Unlike the three of you who all have a bunch in common - you all ugly for one… You all suck … just in different ways…

Vickie is outraged at the connotation from JTG.

JTG: And y’all about to get yo punk asses kicked by ME … and my partner tonight. And that … CH’YEAH; THAT’S THE TRUTH!!!

**WHAT‘S UP!?**

Indeed, R-TRUTH hit’s the stage, joining JTG as his partner tonight. In the ring, there’s concern, with Chavo and Super Crazy both turning to complain to Vickie - and the manager has little to say right now, as Truth raps his way down the ramp, meeting JTG with a secret handshake.

Michael Cole: Fresh off taking $10,000 out of the wallet of the Million Dollar Man this past Sunday, R-Truth has agreed to team here tonight with JTG!! Truth has all the momentum in the world right now - an inspired call by JTG to select R-Truth!! How will they fare against Los Latinos?? We’ll find out - NEXT!!!




Commercial Break




Match 2:
Los Latinos w/Vickie Guerrero vs. JTG & R-Truth
Joined in progress, R-Truth is in control against Chavo. Super Crazy makes a run in to try and change the momentum, but runs into a hip toss, before Truth makes the tag to JTG. JTG picks up where Truth left off, taking it to Chavo, but when JTG runs off the ropes, Vickie causes a distraction with a trip on the leg, and that allows Chavo to pounce and take control. Los Latinos briefly work over JTG with frequent tags, keeping both men in the ring consistently to work over their rival, making the most of the five seconds they get, whilst angering Truth on the apron. Chavo applies a front face lock to wear JTG down, as our commentary team hype up the Smackdown Rumble later tonight - something these four men could all be part of.

JTG eventually stirs in the hold, and overpowers Chavo, with Guerrero unable to prevent JTG inching across the ring - whilst still in the front face lock … but just as JTG is set to make the tag, Vickie climbs onto the apron, distracting the referee - meaning that he DOESN’T see the tag!!! Truth comes in all guns blazing, but is quickly escorted back out of the ring, allowing Los Latinos to get back on top of JTG. Truth gets sick of the cheating from Chavo and Crazy though, and forcefully inputs himself into proceedings, as things break down into a four man brawl!!! JTG and Truth get the upper hand, sending Crazy to the floor. Chavo is left up against both men, and naturally doesn’t stand a chance, with JTG and Truth seemingly closing in on victory.

The makeshift pair get into a slight disagreement though, over how to finish the match off … which allows Vickie to pass Chavo her purse - out of sight from the referee. Chavo keeps the purse hidden, as Truth reluctantly agrees to go up top, as he and JTG look to finish Chavo … but when JTG grabs Guerrero - BAM~!!! Chavo clocks him with the purse (clearly loaded with something) and down goes JTG!!! Truth is forced to act quickly up top, and comes off with a MISSILE DROPKICK - but Super Crazy returns, shoving Chavo - the legal man - out of danger, taking the bullet!!! Chavo then tosses Truth out of the ring after the missile dropkick, and covers JTG … 1...2...3!!!!!
Winners: Los Latinos @ 05:16

Chavo and Super Crazy steal one!!! A brief moment of naivety costs JTG and R-Truth, with the greater chemistry and unity between Los Latinos giving them the win in the end.

Los Latinos escape with the victory, regrouping on the floor, as Vickie motions 2-0 with her fingers, mocking JTG as he recovers in the ring. Truth also gets back in the ring, clearly disappointed, as he and JTG both shake their heads at the defeat, both knowing they messed BOTH messed up tonight.



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Moving backstage, JOSH MATHEWS is standing by with a mean mugging ARMANDO ALEJANDRO ESTRADA…

Josh Mathews: Mister Estrada, tonight, all eyes are on the Smackdown Rumble, where the winner will move on to challenge Edge for the WWE Championship at Summerslam. My question to you, has Umaga picked out one of the twenty balls that contained an entry number - will your Samoan Bulldozer be among the twenty men fighting it out for a shot at the WWE Title??

Estrada shakes his head.

Armando Alejandro Estrada: Umaga didn’t pick out de ball, little man. I did. But jes, Umaga WILL be one of de twenty participants in de Smackdown Rumble tonight. However, mi amigo, ju made a mistake. Dere wont be twenty men in dat Rumble. Dere will be NINETEEN men … and ONE unstoppable monster, ha ha!!

Armando nods.

Armando Alejandro Estrada: And if ju are a betting man - and I know I am - then ju better get all ju’re nickles, all ju’re dimes and all ju’re dollars on Umaga. Why?? Take a look at de last two Royal Rumbles, pero!! Umaga eliminated the MOST people last year. And he eliminated the MOST people this year. De Samoan Bulldozer looks at these matches as FEEDING TIME!!

Estrada smirks.

Armando Alejandro Estrada: And tonight, believe me, Josh, believe Uncle Estrada … de Samoan Bulldozer is HUNGRY!! And he’s going to como se dice … GOBBLE UP every little man that stands between him … and a shot at the WWE Champion at Summerslam.

Still smirking, AAE rubs his fingers together, the universally recognized money motion.

Armando Alejandro Estrada: Which means BIG money for Umaga, and BIG, BIG money for ME!!!

AAE sports that shit eating grin … but it soon fades.

Armando Alejandro Estrada: And not before time. Umaga shamed me last year at Summerslam. Umaga brought great shame on himself when he lost at Summerslam. De Samoan Bulldozer should NEVER lose. And tonight, Umaga knows he OWES … ME!! For his failure last year … for his failure at Wrestle Mania … and for his failure at the Great American Bash.

Estrada nods.

Armando Alejandro Estrada: At de Great American Bash, Umaga brought shame on me again. He allowed dat no good lump of … of … donkey crap; Mark Henry to put him down. He allowed Mark Henry to make Umaga look weak … human.

Estrada wags his finger and shakes his head.

Armando Alejandro Estrada: Not tonight!! Tonight, I expect - - no, no, no … I DEMAND nothing but victory. I demand a SUPERHUMAN performance from the Saaaaaaaaaaaamoan Bulldozerrrr…

Armando smirks…

Armando Alejandro Estrada: OOOOOOOOOOOOO-M

AAE stops himself … as TED DIBIASE; The Million Dollar Man arrives in the picture.

Million Dollar Man: Good evening, Mister Estrada!!

Estrada is dubious about the presence of DiBiase, but shakes his hand anyway.

Million Dollar Man: And just like you are for your client, I’m very much excited for tonight’s Smackdown Rumble for my boy, Ted Junior. And I’m sure that you and I can come to some sort of arrangement.

Estrada doesn’t look overly impressed.

Armando Alejandro Estrada: Well, I’m not sure what ju have to offer…

DiBiase puts a hand on Estradas shoulder.

Million Dollar Man: Well, from what you’ve just said about your Samoan Bulldozer, I get the impression you believe he’s superior to everyone else in the match.

Estrada nods in agreement.

Million Dollar Man: And I believe I have just the idea for him to prove that superiority. With the number my boy picked, if he were to swap with Umaga … could give your Samoan Bulldozer the opportunity to just that.

AAE ponders the proposal, as DiBiase looks to make it official.

Million Dollar Man: Now obviously … there’ll be a little cash in it to sweeten the deal.

Estrada smirks.

Armando Alejandro Estrada: Of course. But … uh, Mister DiBiase … before we agree to anything. Show me…

DiBiase frets momentarily, but puts on a smile, trying to act cool.

Million Dollar Man: Uh … sure.

DiBiase produces a piece of paper, and shows it to Estrada - though the number remains a mystery to the viewers. AAE looks at the paper, then back at Ted, and scoffs.

Armando Alejandro Estrada: Ha ha!! How do ju say … uh … “thanks … but no thanks.”

Estrada pats the back of DiBiase, then scurries off, leaving The Million Dollar Man furious…



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Cutting away elsewhere, KOFI KINGSTON is found, FACE DOWN on the floor, with crates broken in his vicinity, looking like he’s just been the victim of an attack!! Referees are heard calling for help, as Jimmy Korderas and Chad Patton tend to Kofi…




Commercial Break





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Back from the commercial, a serious looking FINLAY is pacing through the backstage area, clearly looking for someone in particular … and finds who he’s looking for, briskly approaching Epico and Primo; THE SAN JUAN EXPRESS!!

Finlay: Clever?? Think you’re clever, boys, huh??

The Colons glance at each other, and shrug.

Epico: Sure.

Primo: But not clever enough to know what you want, boss man.

Finlay: Quit playing games. Kofi Kingston’s just been found knocked out cold. Know anything about it??

Both men act shocked - overly so.

Primo: What?? News to us, isn’t it, Epico??

Epico nods.

Epico: I’m shocked. Who’d do such a thing??

Finlay: That’s exactly what I’m thinkin. And the finger of accusation is pointing right at the two of you.

Finlay points at both men, but Epico shakes his head.

Epico: Well, you can point it somewhere else. We’re not guilty. We got done with Kofi when we beat him and MVP at the Great American Bash.

Primo nods in agreement.

Primo: He’s right. We’ve no reason to attack the guy. Epico here is getting ready for the Smackdown Rumble.

Epico: But uh … seeing as Kofi aint gonna make it … why don’t you give his spot to Primo here??

Epico puts an arm around the shoulder of Primo, and Primo seems excited by the idea too. Finlay isn’t playing games though.

Finlay: I don’t think so, somehow. And I’m not buying this act, either. I’ll be speaking to you both again, later.

The General Manager storms off, with the San Juan Express both looking to each other, smirking, with Primo even having to try and contain a laugh.



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**ALELUYA DE EL MESIAS**

Arrogant as ever, the Intellectual Saviour DAMIEN SANDOW makes his way to the ring, very much slighted by missing out on tonights Smackdown Rumble. In the ring, his opponent is keyed as JON DAVIS, meaning Sandow isn’t even getting a proper test tonight.

Sandow climbs into the ring, looking disgusted that a nobody is sharing the ring with him, and starts complaining to the referee, saying he demands stiffer competition to challenge a competitor of his magnitude … which allows Davis to jump Sandow from behind to start the match!!!

Match 3:
Damien Sandow vs. Jon Davis
Despite Davis going on the attack, Sandow quickly establishes control after countering a suplex with one of his own. From there, Sandow is extremely aggressive, ramming Davis face into the turnbuckles, and driving his knee into the face Davis. Sandow proceeds to attack the jobber mercilessly in the corner, nearly getting himself DQ’ed … but just stops in time. A Russian Leg Sweep follows, and Sandow rolls through, delivering the Elbow of Disdain … then finishes Davis off with a Straight Jacket Neckbreaker, for the elementary 1...2...3!!!
Winner: Damien Sandow @ 01:57

Sandow picks up the routine win, but is far from happy. Sandow pulls away from the referee as soon as his arm has been raised, and stands over the ropes, yelling at the fans, saying he should be part of the Smackdown Rumble later.



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Backstage, KRISTAL MARSHALL is standing by…

Kristal Marshall: Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome, my guest-

The person - not in the picture as yet - coughs loudly. Kristal looks away, then rolls her eyes, before looking at the camera again.

Kristal Marshall: Ladies and Gentlemen … it is my honour and privilege … to welcome back to Smackdown, my guest at this time … The Brian Kendrick.

Amidst heat from the fans, THE BRIAN KENDRICK has indeed returned to Smackdown after a self-imposed sabbatical.

Kristal Marshall: Brian, after a number of weeks away-

Kendrick puts his hand over the mic, and shakes his head at Kristal before speaking.

The Brian Kendrick: I’ll handle it from here, sweet cheeks.

TBK motions for Kristal to ‘run along’ much to her disgust. He takes the mic, and turns to face the camera with a cheesy smile.

The Brian Kendrick: Call your friends, send a text, shout to your parents, if you have to, shout it out to the STREETS … it’s safe to start watching Friday Night Smackdown on Sci-Bri once again!! Hallelujah!!! THE Brian Kendrick is BACK!!!

He rubs his face, loving himself.

The Brian Kendrick: And I’m looking better than ever. Freshly moisturized, pedicure taken care of, manicure completed … hair-

Kendrick scoffs.

The Brian Kendrick: You know it’s perfect.

He looks around, then turns back to the camera, speaking quite lowly with the next sentence, hoping no one hears.

The Brian Kendrick: I’m just impressed that this show survived in my absence. Somehow, Finlay hasn’t quite ran the show into the ground yet. And with me back, I’ll help out old-Irish to keep this show on the road.

Acting as if he can hear what fans are saying through their Televisions, Kendrick nods.

The Brian Kendrick: I know, I know … it’s been a long month without me. Just as it was for all my fans, all the boys in the back - and the girls-

Kendrick winks.

The Brian Kendrick: Missed me just as much.

Smiling, Kendrick goes on.

The Brian Kendrick: And as you all know, I’m not one to hog the limelight … that stuff just follows me like a magnet. But I appreciate all the boys for keeping it low-key on my return. I didn’t want a party in my honour for returning.

Clearly deflecting, Kendrick covers for the fact that no-one welcomed him back.

The Brian Kendrick: Besides, I wouldn’t want my attention to be drawn away from tonight’s main event, would I?? Looks like I picked just the right night to come back to Smackdown. Twenty Man Rumble?? Sounds right up my street. And given what lies ahead in my future, I need that WWE Title. Tonight, I’ll outlast nineteen other guys. And at Summer slam … Edge?? You got lucky against me once. But this time, I wont have the pressure of running this show. I’ll be able to focus all my energy on beating you for the WWE Championship.

Kendrick points at the camera, directly talking to the WWE Champion.

The Brian Kendrick: And when The Brian Kendrick is crowned WWE Champion in Madison Square Garden?? It’ll be the greatest moment in Summerslam history … In Madison Square Garden history … in W-W-E history!!!

Kendrick smirks, as the camera fades out…



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Elsewhere, we see the arrival of the NEW WWE Tag Team Champions; THE FIGHT FACTORY … and Wade Barrett and Elijah Burke are joined now by MELINA!!! Melina, walking between the Fight Factory (with Burke putting his arm around her, pulling her in close) is all smiles, as they walk from their limo, and have the tag titles hanging from their waists; ala MNM.

Michael Cole: Well, King … they’re here!! And Melina has some explaining to do!!

Jerry Lawler: Explaining?? She hasn’t got to explain ANYTHING!! She jumped off a sinking ship, Cole!!

Michael Cole: We expect to hear from the NEW Tag Team Champions later tonight, with their new manager, Melina - after she betrayed MNM this past Sunday at the Great American Bash. Why would Melina turn her back on the team she came into the WWE with?? Why would she dump her own boyfriend in the manner she did!? We’ll find out - later tonight.




Commercial Break




Smackdown returns, and a seemingly calmer DAMIEN SANDOW enters the office of FINLAY again, with the General Manager rolling his eyes when he sees Sandow walk in…

Damien Sandow: I believe an opening has been created in tonight’s Rumble??

Finlay shrugs.

Finlay: So??

Sandow chuckles.

Damien Sandow: Well, I’ll accept the place of Kofi Kingston as a form of apology for our rather unfortunate mix up earlier.

Finlay: No.

Sandow looks confused.

Damien Sandow: No?? That preposterous. You cant advertise a twenty man match and deliver a paltry nineteen. It’s absurd!! I de-

Finlay: Someone that I wasn’t expecting to be here arrived - no more than five minutes ago. I’ve already assigned them to replace Kofi Kingston.

Sandow is livid.

Damien Sandow: This is… this is… I’m sick of this. You, again, are stifling me, Mister Finlay!! I demand some form of satisfaction. I demand respect. I demand opportunities befitting my stature, or I demand to be traded to Raw, where I’m sure Mister Steamboat would be more than grateful to have a man of my class, dignity and honour.

Finlay: Well, how about I get in contact with him and see what he says?

Finlay throws Sandow off with the matter of fact reply, and clearly showing he’s not overly bothered about having Sandow around.

Damien Sandow: Uh- … yes. You should.

Finlay nods. He then shrugs.

Finlay: Anything else??

Still rattled by Finlays earlier response, Sandow snaps out of it.

Damien Sandow: No, that’s everything. Good luck with your measly little Smackdown Rumble later. It shall be poorer for my exclusion.

Sandow leaves the room, with Finlay sighing, just glad to be rid of the pompous asshole.



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Back into the arena…

**DON’T WASTE MY TIME**

Showing absolutely no sign of any guilt after her actions on Sunday, MELINA leads out the NEW WWE Tag Team Champions, Elijah Burke and Wade Barrett; THE FIGHT FACTORY!! There’s a lot of heat for Melina after turning on MNM and costing them the titles, but she has a wicked smile on her face, unrepentant over her actions, as she walks down the ramp hand in hand with Burke.

Michael Cole: Let’s hope we get some answers here!! Because I’m still shocked about what happened at the Great American Bash!! After over two years by their side - and a romantic relationship with Johnny Nitro to boot - Melina turned her back on MNM. Unfathomable before Sunday if you ask me!!

Jerry Lawler: You should be happy for her, Michael!! She looks radiant!! She looks revitalised!! I wonder what she’s gotten up to all week with Elijah Burke, huh??

Michael Cole: It doesn’t bare thinking about. Her actions on Sunday were nothing short of despicable.

Jerry Lawler: Settle down, Michael. She dumped her boyfriend and made out with her new one right in front of him. If you’d ever had a girlfriend, it probably would’ve happened to you too.

Burke slides into the ring first, setting himself in perfect view for Melinas entrance … whilst Barrett stands in front of the camera man, blocking the lens, meaning the splits entrance is now essentially for an audience of one. As if Melina wasn’t already hated!! Now the perverts don’t get to watch her flexible entrance!!

Jerry Lawler: Hey!! What’s that about!! Get outta the way, Barrett, you idiot!!

Michael Cole: Not so hot on this change of personnel now, King, huh??

Jerry Lawler: Probably just a misunderstanding, Cole.

Barrett climbs inside now, as the tag team champions face the hard camera, with Melina rubbing both of their torsos, looking proud of seeing the tag titles on them.

The music dies down, and Melina gets set to speak, but the boos prevent her from even getting started.

Melina looks frustrated at the reaction from the fans, getting angry, and looking to her new team, as Wade takes the mic, talking over the fans.

Wade Barrett: I’d expect a warmer reception for the NEW W-W-E Tag Team Champions!!

That just gets more heat. Barrett laughs over the mic, as a smiling Eli leans in to get his word in.

Elijah Burke: And if I say so myself, those titles look soooo much better around THESE waists!!

Melina nods, despite their being more heat from the fans. Burke looks to rile the fans even further.

Elijah Burke: Awww … are you people sad that MNM lost the titles??

Melina makes a mocking gesture, wiping a tear from her eye.

Elijah Burke: The sooner you accept it, the sooner we can all move on from MNM. Fact is, without this fine specimen by my side right now … you people would have NEVER even HEARD of Joey Mercury or Johnny Nitro. She took them from obscurity to the A-List!! Without this little minx … they’d be nothing!!!

Wade chips in now.

Wade Barrett: Just like they are now.

More heat. Burke nods in agreement, as does Melina.

Elijah Burke: MNM would never have been three time tag team champions if it wasn’t for Melina. Tell ‘em babe.

The heat skyrockets again, as Melina attempts to speak once more. She shakes her head, before finally speaking up, over the boos.

Melina: That’s right-

She pulls the mic away, clearly agitated by the noise of the fans, and a very faint ‘SLUT’ chant is heard, but it thankfully doesn’t catch enough momentum to catch on. She has to just talk louder in the end…

Melina: I SAID … that’s right.

Melina shakes her head.

Melina: Don’t boo me for being ahead of the game. Don’t be jealous of me because I hopped off the sinking ship … whilst all of you are going down with Johnny and Joey quicker than the Titanic.

She points directly at fans in the crowd making that point.

Melina: I made it crystal clear at the Great American Bash that I’d be leaving as the manager of the tag team champions … and look what we have here. The tag team titles … and THE premiere manager in ALL of the WWE.

More boos, but Melina shrugs it off.

Melina: It’s no coincidence. Had MNM shown me the appreciation I deserve … had they shown me the gratitude I deserve … they could still be champions here today. I kept them on top all that time on Raw, and I kept them on top when we came to Smackdown too. But somewhere along the way, they stopped valuing my contribution to the team. And they started looking for YOUR approval instead.

Again, she points directly at the fans, spewing her vitriol toward them.

Melina: Every week, they’d hear the cheers grow louder. They’d see girls in the audience literally throwing themselves at them. Pathetic, by the way, girls. As if Johnny Nitro would choose one of you hags over ME.

Burke chuckles, as Melina then smirks, looking back at her new man.

Melina: Then again … he is pretty dumb…

Again, Burke laughs, as does Melina at the dig at Nitro.

Melina: And the more cheers they got, the more they started to believe their own hype. As if THEY were the stars. Uh, hello?? Earth to MNM … the STAR was ALWAYS … ME!!!

More boos. Melina gets aggressive as she continues her diatribe toward MNM.

Melina: I brought you two from nothing, all the way to the top. I moulded you. I advised you. I plotted your futures every step of the way. I designed your look. I was the brains behind your style. I got you your contracts on Raw. I negotiated your first title shot. I was there to assist you win BACK those titles, and let me think … oh yeah … I was the reason you won THESE titles at the Royal Rumble.

Melina turns, directing the camera to the titles now being worn by Barrett and Burke.

Melina: I was the reason - the ONLY reason - you two had all that success. I was the star.

More boos. Melina motions for the fans to bring them on, no longer caring what they have to say.

Melina: But, like I said, your popularity got to your head. And you two idiots thought you could compete with these two?? Come on. Look at them. Wade Barrett. A bare knuckle fighter!! Show ‘em your scar, Wade…

Barrett turns, pointing to the long scar on his back. Melina runs her finger down it, then turns back to face the camera.

Melina: Do you people think Joey Mercury or Johnny Nitro have scars like that?? Those two pretty boys?? I don’t think so.

Melina then turns, eyeing Burke, who licks his lips, looking Melina up and down.

Melina: And as for this man…

Melina seductively runs her finger on the torso of Burke, who loves every second of it.

Melina: Tell ‘em your record, baby…

He rubs his face, smiling, looking at Melina whilst speaking.

Elijah Burke: 98-1 … but I don’t like to brag.

Burke winks, and Melina bites her lip, before moving on.

Melina: I know you don’t. See … this was a challenge that I knew MNM couldn’t survive. I tried my best. I didn’t want Joey and Johnny to mess with these guys. I did everything I could to keep the Fight Factory away from MNM and preserve the tag team titles. I made sure that Eli and Wade didn’t get the title shot at Judgment Day. Then, when these two did earn their shot, I did what I had to do to keep the titles with MNM. That was my job. And I was DAMN good at it!!

Barrett chips in.

Wade Barrett: The best.

Melina nods in agreement.

Melina: And what thanks did I get??

Both Burke and Barrett shake their heads.

Melina: NONE!!! All my efforts were thrown back in my face!! Nitro and Mercury started to believe their own hype - that they could beat these two!! That they could do it ALONE!!

In total disbelief, Melina shakes her head, screwing up her face, and asks rhetorically.

Melina: Are you kidding me?? Really?? Beat these two??

Melina scoffs.

Melina: I knew better. I knew MNM wouldn’t stand a chance against two nasty, vicious guys like Elijah and Wade. I gave Nitro and Mercury all the chances I possibly could. And they kept throwing my hard work back in my face!! After everything I did for those two ungrateful assholes, they chose YOUR approval over MY approval.

She shakes her head in disgust.

Melina: And that was when I realized it was over. That MNM was FINISHED!! While MNM were pushing me away?? Elijah and Wade … they CRAVED my attention. They WANTED me by their side. They VALUED my skills. Mercury?? Nitro?? They just took me for granted!!

Burke is heard off mic telling Melina; “We wont do that, baby.” Melina looks back, smiling at Burke, then turns to address the camera again.

Melina: But what should I have expected?? I mean, they’re just two stupid, immature little boys… and now?? I’ve traded up … for two real MEN!!!

Heat. Melina devilishly smiles.

Melina: Two men who WILL appreciate what I do for them. And I gotta say, I’m just sorry I didn’t make this jump sooner … because now I’m with a real man … I appreciate everything he offers me too…

Melina then turns, grabbing Burke by the waistband, and pulls him in, and they start kissing again, just as they did at the Great American Bash. Barrett isn’t a complete deviant, and doesn’t watch them, so instead, he starts giving abuse to the fans, letting Melina and Burke get on with it…

**PAPARAZZI**

It may be the familiar music … but there’s NO red carpet … there’s NO paparazzi greeting them for their entrance … there’s NO fur coats. Mercury and Nitro; MNM walk onto the stage - to a HUGE reaction from the fans that are glad to see them - in plain blue jeans, nothing fancy, nothing snazzy - just plain blue jeans.

In the ring, Melina and Burke have obviously stopped making out, and there’s a slight look of concern on their faces, with Barrett … as the Brit lays his title belt down, with Burke doing the same - CHALLENGING Mercury and Nitro to come to them in the ring. The former tag team champions look to one another … THEN SPRINT DOWN THE RAMP!!!!!

Sliding into the ring, Mercury and Nitro instantly tackle down the Fight Factory, pounding Burke and Barrett on the mat relentlessly!!! Letting out all their anger and frustration out, MNM batter the Fight Factory on the mat, and eventually get back up, sending Burke out of the ring with a double clothesline, and a double dropkick to Barrett sends him tumbling out of the ring too…

LEAVING MELINA ALL ALONE!!!!!

Nitro and Mercury have their former manager like a rabbit in the headlights, with the fans wanting to see them get their own back on their traitorous ex-valet (and ex-girlfriend in Nitros case) and Melina begs off, pleading with them not to hurt her, playing the damsel in distress … but MNM aren’t buying the act, and they start look around the arena for approval …

But before they can act upon the cheers, Elijah Burke quickly DRAGS Melina out of trouble, and out of the ring, out of the clutches of a vengeful MNM. The boos sound out around the arena, as the new tag team champions hightail it from the former champions, leaving up the ramp with a grateful Melina … whilst in the ring, MNM make sure to let the Fight Factory know that they’re going nowhere.




Commercial Break



 

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Clips of the many cities WWE visited last Summer during the global World tour.

“LAST YEAR, THE WWE TOURED THE GLOBE”

And, shots of Wembley Stadium last year at Summerslam, with clips of Randy Ortons mid air RKO on RVD, Ricky Hatton knocking out Armando Estrada, Edge spearing The Undertaker, MNM falling from a ladder, and Christian raising the title at the end of that show.

“AND BROUGHT THE BIGGEST EVENT OF THE SUMMER ACROSS THE POND”

The Summerslam logo flashes across the screen, then an image of the world is shown, with the focus zooming in toward the U.S.A

“BUT THIS YEAR…”

The zoom continues toward the East Coast, and then, we see clips of New York City; the statue of Liberty, yellow cabs, Times Square, Brooklyn Bridge

“SUMMERSLAM IS COMING…”

The New York skyline … then the camera stops at Madison Square Garden.

“…HOME”

Flashing shots of famous MSG moments in WWE history; Hogan winning his first title, Bret Hart being hoisted in the air at WrestleMania X, Austin stunning McMahon for the first time, and Triple H winning the ladder match in 1998 at a Summerslam.

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End, with the Summerslam graphic on the screen.


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Backstage, SAVANNAH is standing by with the NEW Cruiserweight Champion, BRYAN DANIELSON. There’s a pop for Danielson from the fans in the background, and he smirks upon hearing it.

Savannah: Bryan, first off - congratulations on winning back the Cruiserweight Championship last Sunday at the Great American Bash. How does it feel to once again be holding that gold??

Danielson looks at the title belt, nodding.

Bryan Danielson: It feels … right. It feels like the Cruiserweight Title is right back where it needs to be, and I’ve no intention on letting it go anytime soon. I went through hell at The Great American Bash with Jamie Noble to win it back - it’ll take a whole lot more to take it away from me again.

Savannah: But now, tonight, you’re aiming for a shot at another championship, correct??

Danielson chuckles.

Bryan Danielson: Well, I don’t stride around the back in my wrestling gear as a fashion statement, that’s for sure, Savannah.

Savannah smiles.

Bryan Danielson: Yeah, I was fortunate enough to receive one of the twenty entry spots for tonight’s Smackdown Rumble. Just because I’m the Cruiserweight Champion, it doesn’t mean I cant be WWE Champion too … and there’s plenty of room on my mantle for a second piece of WWE gold.

Savannah: Well, that huge match is literally moments away. Do you care to reveal your number??

He scoffs.

Bryan Danielson: I think that would be bad luck, wouldn’t it??

Danielson chuckles, but before he can continue on - CHRIS JERICHO walks into the picture, carrying his ever present Money in the Bank contract.

Chris Jericho: It’s not a matter of luck, Danielson. Your number is irrelevant. Because the only number that matters … is mine.

Confirmation that Jericho will be in tonight’s Rumble…

Chris Jericho: Because tonight, it will be me that survives the Smackdown Rumble. Just like I survived the Money in the Bank ladder match at Judgment Day.

Jericho pats the briefcase.

Chris Jericho: And I’ll go on to Madison Square Garden at Summerslam. And I’ll dethrone Edge…

Jericho then takes a second to look down at his briefcase, then back up at Danielson.

Chris Jericho: One way or another.

Jericho then walks off, with Danielson unimpressed, as we fade out…



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Back into the arena, and TONY CHIMMEL is standing in the ring…

Tony Chimmel: Ladies and Gentlemen, it is now time for the first ever Smackdown Rumble!!

Pop.

Tony Chimmel: And here are the rules. Two superstars will enter to start the match. Then, every ninety seconds, another superstar will enter, with twenty superstars in total to enter the match. Elimination can only occur if a superstar is thrown over the top rope, with BOTH feet hitting the floor. The winner of the match will then challenge for the WWE Title at SUMMERSLAM!!!

Pop.

**PRICELESS**

Less than amused, TED DIBIASE is accompanied by his father, with The Million Dollar Man also unimpressed that he was unable to trade his sons number for something a little bit more advantageous.

Michael Cole: Well now we can see why The Million Dollar Man was desperate for a trade earlier tonight!!

Jerry Lawler: Not even The Million Dollar Man could finance a trade for someone to take the number one!!

Michael Cole: And off the back of costing his old man $10,000 at the Great American Bash, Young Ted may find himself disappointing his father again tonight!!

Jerry Lawler: He hasn’t been covering himself in glory since failing to win the King of the Ring tournament, and he has an uphill task ahead of him if he’s to go to Summerslam!!

DiBiase hit’s the ring, clearly feeling some trepidation, knowing how far away he is from earning the title shot at Summerslam. The Million Dollar Man remains at ringside also, looking to give his boy plenty of encouragement.

**I‘M COMIN**

Minus his usual entrance tunnel, M.V.P is the second entrant in the Smackdown Rumble!! Getting a good pop from the fans, Porter plays to the audience with the ‘BALLIN’ hand motion, before swaggering his way to the ring, removing his jewellery and sunglasses as he marches to the ring.

Michael Cole: MVP coming off a loss at the Great American Bash too, King. A big chance for him to bounce back - a HUGE chance for him to bounce back tonight.

Jerry Lawler: He’s not my pick, I know that.

Michael Cole: Sunday, he was part of a tag team match, but tonight, he’s back where he feels he belongs - out on his own. Certainly an individual.

Jerry Lawler: And much like the Million Dollar Man, he likes money, Cole!! But he wont be getting a winners cheque tonight!!

Michael Cole: It’s an uphill battle for sure!! When we come back, the first ever Smackdown Rumble will get underway!! Don’t go away!!!




Commercial Break




We return as MVP now finally hit’s the ring, and DiBiase surprisingly comes right after him, trying to catch Porter cold, starting the match right away!!!!!

Main Event | SMACKDOWN RUMBLE MATCH:
Winner faces WWE Champion, Edge, at Summerslam

ENTRANT #01 - TED DIBIASE JR. @ 00:00
ENTRANT #02 - M.V.P @ 00:00

DiBiase tries to bundle MVP right out, but Porter fights him off, getting away from the ropes, then catches DiBiase with a hip toss. Panicking, young Ted rolls out of the ring, in fear that MVP might toss him out this quickly. Porter isn’t waiting around, and follows DiBiase out of the ring, but when MVP gets his hands on Ted, the Million Dollar Man causes a distraction, allowing young DiBiase to ram Porter into the ring post. Back into the ring, DiBiase tries to get MVP over the top, but Montel hangs on again. Porter then elbows Ted, and looks to dump the youngster out - but the Million Dollar Man saves his boy, holding his feet, and getting the feet back on the apron!!! MVP is angry at that, and starts stomping at DiBiase by the apron, as the countdown begins.

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!! BUZZER !!

**I‘M ALL ABOUT COOL**
ENTRANT #03 - DOMINO @ 01:30

Disappointment would be an understatement, as crickets greet the arrival of resident jobber, Domino, though, as Michael Cole points out, it proves that ANYONE could be part of this match; everyone has an opportunity tonight. He hit’s the ring, and immediately backs up DiBiase, going after MVP, saving young Ted. Together, Domino and DiBiase look to wear down MVP, but when they start to make moves to eliminate Porter, the highest paid superstar on Smackdown mounts a comeback. Taking it to both men, MVP saves himself, fending off both Domino and DiBiase, eventually dumping Domino over - but NOT out. Domino survives, and rolls back in under the bottom rope to save DiBiase just before MVP can eliminate him. It becomes a two on one mugging again, as the countdown begins.

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!! BUZZER !!

**PRIMOS**
ENTRANT #04 - EPICO @ 04:00

Looking excited, seeing the predicament MVP is in, Epico slides into the ring, joining the mugging on MVP. The three men take turns to take shots at Mr. 305, with Epico lining up a clothesline to send MVP out … but Porter ducks down … AND ELEVATES EPICO OVER … AND OUT!!!!!

ELIMINATED: EPICO @ 04:39
*BY M.V.P*

The first elimination of the match occurs, with MVP stunning his recent rival, Epico!!! DiBiase and Domino quickly get back on MVP, but he fires up again, shrugging off a Million Dollar Dream attempt, and knocks both men down consecutively with clotheslines, then runs through young Ted with the DRIVE BY KICK!!! MVP then looks to dump Domino out, whilst the clock ticks down for entrant number 5…

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!! BUZZER !!

**SOME BODIES GONNA GET IT**
ENTRANT #05 - MARK HENRY @ 05:30

Business just picked up!! Jerry Lawler excitedly calls Henry his pick, whilst Cole talks up how Henry left Umaga laying on the Great American Bash pre-show. In the ring, everyone takes notice, with MVP, DiBiase and Domino all refocusing themselves, and seemingly coming together to fight the Worlds Strongest Man. Theodore Long points his man to the ring, with Henry stepping inside … as DiBiase and Domino both shape to attack … but young Ted instead steps back … allowing Domino to get gripped and TOSSED by Henry!!!

ELIMINATED: DOMINO @ 05:59
*BY MARK HENRY*

MVP comes at Henry next, throwing everything at the massive mountain of a man, but his offence has no effect, with Mark Henry gripping Porter, and BIELS him like a small child, over the top - to the FLOOR!!!!

ELIMINATED: M.V.P @ 05:10
*BY MARK HENRY*

It leaves young Ted DiBiase all on his own to face the threat of Mark Henry!! On the outside, The Million Dollar Man is pleading with Theodore Long, looking to pay Long and Henry off - just as he did in the King of the Ring tournament. Young Ted starts to look relieved, seeing his father taking care of business … but Theodore Long SHAKES HIS HEAD; NO DEAL!!! In the ring, Ted Junior has no time to react, with Henry PRESSING HIM above his head … AND TOSSES DIBIASE OUT OF THE RING WITH A THUD!!!!!!!!!

ELIMINATED: TED DIBIASE JR. @ 05:31
*BY MARK HENRY*

Mark Henry has the ring to himself, having eliminated three men in short order!!! The Worlds Strongest Man pounds his chest, walking around the ring - owning the ring - as we head to a commercial break with Michael Cole asking “who can stop Mark Henry!!!” and Jerry Lawler responding; “who‘d want to!?”




Commercial Break




Back on Smackdown, Mark Henry is again ALONE in the ring, as clips play from during the break of JTG (pulling double duty tonight!!) making a brief entrance as the NUMBER 6 ENTRANT, before being EASILY ELIMINATED by the Worlds Strongest Man, making it FOUR eliminations in short order for Mark Henry, establishing himself as a solid favourite already, waiting for the next opponent … or perhaps the next victim … though the clock is now a little askew, due to the commercial break drawing out the prior entrant.

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!! BUZZER !!

**VIRTUAL VOODOO**
ENTRANT #07 - UMAGA @ 10:17

And the fans come alive!! With Armando Estrada pointing his man to the ring, the Samoan Bulldozer CHARGES down the ramp, coming for a piece of Mark Henry, as the two behemoths come to blows again!!!!! Umaga and Mark Henry go punch for punch in the middle of the ring, neither man backing up an inch, with their respective managers cheering their charges on. Umaga slows Henry down with consecutive uppercuts, then sends Henry off the ropes, but the Worlds Strongest Man returns with a BIG boot to the face of Umaga!!!

Umaga drops to a knee, and Henry backs up off the ropes, building ahead of steam - RIGHT INTO A ROLLING WHEEL KICK FROM THE SAMOAN BULLDOZER!!!!! Umaga takes Henry off his feet, then tries to bundle the big man over, with Theodore Long looking really worried … but Henry fights Umaga off!!! Henry survives, and the two men trade blows again in the middle of the ring, whilst the countdown clock begins again…

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!! BUZZER !!

**MAN WITH A PLAN**
ENTRANT #08 - THE BRIAN KENDRICK @ 11:30

The Brian Kendrick is officially back, but the former {interim} General Manager of Smackdown isn’t in a hurry to get between the two monsters in the ring. Kendrick hangs back on the ramp, watching from a safe distance, as Umaga and Mark Henry continue to battle it out, with The Worlds Strongest Man taking control, overpowering the Bulldozer, and sends Umaga into the corner - AVALANCHE - MISSES!!!!! Umagas speed plays a factor, and he bounds out of the corner, with Henry hitting the turnbuckles!! Henry staggers out of the corner, with Umaga SCOOPING HENRY UP … AND BODY SLAMS HIM -- OVER THE TOP -- AND TO THE FLOOR BELOW!!!!!

ELIMINATED: MARK HENRY @ 11:46
*BY UMAGA*

The Samoan Bulldozer eliminates the dominant force of this Rumble!! Umaga gains revenge for what happened at the Great American Bash on Sunday!!! Henry crumbles to the floor, and Estrada celebrates like Umaga just won the match!! The Bulldozer lets out a tribal yell … and then turns his attention to The Brian Kendrick, who is still on the outside … and it looks as if Kendrick may have just wet himself in fear, knowing what he’s about to suffer.

However … before Kendrick has to face up to Umaga, MARK HENRY RETURNS BACK INTO THE RING - SPINNING UMAGA AROUND -- WORLDS STRONGEST SLAM!!!!! Mark Henry puts Umaga down, with Armando Estrada furious on the floor, complaining to the official about the attack … as Theodore Long nods in approval, shouting to Henry; “TEACH HIM, PLAYA!!” with Henry picking Umaga back up … and dumps him over the top rope - TO THE FLOOR!!!!!

ELIMINATED: UMAGA @ 12:07
*BY MARK HENRY*

Michael Cole complains on commentary about Mark Henry no longer being legal, saying the elimination shouldn’t count, but Lawler argues that “the rules say over the top rope and both feet touch the floor - it doesn’t matter HOW you get there!!” Now though, The Brian Kendrick is more than willing to go to the ring, sauntering inside, having the ring to himself!! Henry and Long begin to depart up the ramp … but Umaga is back up … and with Estrada demanding he react, the Samoan Bulldozer COMES AFTER MARK HENRY!!!!! Umaga attacks Henry on the ramp, with the two monsters trading blows back and forth, eventually disappearing out of view, followed by their managers!!! In the ring, Kendrick relaxes, lying across the top rope with his feet up, waiting for the next entrant to arrive…

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!! BUZZER !!

**BROKEN DREAMS**
ENTRANT #09 - LASHLEY @ 13:00

Suddenly, The Brian Kendricks mood changes upon hearing the music, and the cocky demeanour disappears, as he seeing the hulking physique of Lashley stomping down the ramp, backed up by Steven Richards. Lashley leaps up onto the apron, and Kendrick immediately exit’s the ring - but through the middle rope; not over the top - wanting no part of the ‘God of War’ … but Lashley isn’t prepared to let Kendrick off that lightly … and COMES AFTER HIM!!! Lashley stalks Kendrick around the ring, with TBK running into Steven Richards, then slides back in the ring when he’s cornered. As Lashley climbs back inside though, Kendrick slides back out, and backs away, up the ramp, where he appears to want to wait for back up, with Lashley bearing down on him…

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!! BUZZER !!

**BROKEN DREAMS**
ENTRANT #10 - BATISTA @ 14:22

But things have just gone from bad to worse for The Brian Kendrick as Lashleys PARTNER enters!!!!! Caught between a rock and a hard place, Kendrick finds himself in no mans land with Batista and Lashley bearing down on him from both sides … and the former Cruiserweight Champion doesn’t stand a chance!!! The Gods of War grip Kendrick, dragging him back to ringside, and into the ring, with Kendrick begging for his life. He appears to offer to just eliminate himself, with Batista and Lashley looking to each other, thinking it over … before Batista snatches Kendrick up - SPINEBUSTER!!!! Lashley takes his turn, splatting Kendrick on the mat with a SPINEBUSTER of his own!!! Lashley peels TBK off the mat, tossing him to Batista, and The Animal dumps Kendrick to the floor!!!!!

ELIMINATED: THE BRIAN KENDRICK @ 15:26
*BY BATISTA*

Now, The Gods of War are left alone, and the commentary team wonder if Batista and Lashley will now go at it!! The two partners stare across at one another, with the fans wanting to see the partners clash … but before we can get the Gods of War to go to war with each other …

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!! BUZZER !!

**YOU WILL REMEMBER ME**
ENTRANT #11 - CHUCK PALUMBO @ 15:49

He may be little more than a jobber to the stars, but Chuck Palumbo is a jobber to the stars with guts - as he RUNS down the ramp, despite the Gods of War awaiting him in the ring. Palumbo slides inside, and gives it his all, trying to take it to both Batista and Lashley, getting shots in on both men … but the punches are effectively no-sold by the Gods of War, and after Chuck hammers Batista a second time, he turns around … RIGHT INTO A SPEAR!!!!! Batista follows up with a RUNNING POWERSLAM … and Lashley finishes the job, tossing Palumbo right back out of the ring where he came from!!!!!

ELIMINATED: CHUCK PALUMBO @ 16:20
*BY LASHLEY*

With Palumbo gone, it looks like the Gods of War are set to dominate the remainder of this match, with Cole remarking that they could pick off each and every entrant still to come - just like they did to Chuck Palumbo!!! Lawler wonders if ANYONE can stop the Gods of War from winning this match, as we head to another commercial…




Commercial Break




Back from the commercial, The Gods of War are seemingly taking their time over the two most recent entrants that hit the ring during the commercial - ENTRANT #12 R-TRUTH and the newly minted Cruiserweight Champion ENTRANT #13 BRYAN DANIELSON. Batista and Lashley are taking their time with the pair, who bravely put up a fight, but cant get the better of the dominant Gods of War. Danielson starts firing off kicks to the legs of Batista, slowing The Animal down, which sees Batista aggressively toss Danielson out - BUT HE HANGS ON!!!!

Danielson barely survives, as Batista - believing Danielson to be eliminated - joins Lashley to take care of Truth, who bravely hangs on, and is eventually saved by the returning Cruiserweight Champion. The Gods of War still dominate the plucky faces though, and Lashley drills Truth with a Sidewalk Slam, whilst Danielson is given a Muscle Buster by Batista!!! That appears to be all she wrote for the two underdogs, as the countdown clock begins …

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!! BUZZER !!

!! EXPLOSION FROM THE RING POSTS !!

**BURNED**
ENTRANT #14 - KANE @ 20:30

IT’S KANE!!!!!! The fans EXPLODE for the return of the Big Red Machine, who was mysteriously taken away with his brother, The Undertaker three weeks ago on Smackdown by The Gods of War in a Casket!!!!! Steven Richards cant believe what he’s seeing, having thought previously he and the Gods of War had dispatched of the Brothers of Destruction!! Kane makes his way down to ringside - where The Gods of War have completely switched their attention from Truth and Danielson - and they wait for Kane to take them on. Kane climbs up onto the apron … and as he raises his arms…

THE LIGHTS GO OUT!!!!

~ GONG ~

THE LIGHTS RETURN…

… AND THE UNDERTAKER IS IN THE RING!!!!!!!!

The Gods of War are still fixated on Kane on the apron, giving Taker the chance to get the jump on Batista and Lashley!!! The Brothers of Destruction have caught Batista and Lashley off guard, and they take the fight to the men that beat them at Judgment Day - and the men that locked them both in a Casket three weeks ago!!!!! Truth and Danielson obviously filter out of the picture for the time being, letting this take it’s course, whilst Richards looks horrified by what he’s seeing!!!

Batista and Lashley do their best like the badasses they are, but on this night, they’re overmatched against the inspired Kane and Undertaker … and they grip The Gods of War in stereo … CHOKESLAM TO BATISTA -- CHOKESLAM TO LASHLEY!!!!!! The Brothers of Destruction are standing tall - and the fans are on their feet for the legendary duo - so much so, that the countdown for the next entrant is almost completely overlooked…

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!! BUZZER !!

**BREAK THE WALLS DOWN**
ENTRANT #15 - CHRIS JERICHO @ 22:14

Mister Money in the Bank enters - but his arrival is overshadowed by what’s going on in the ring, with The Undertaker leaving the ring, scaring off Steven Richards - who runs for his life through the crowd, without the protection of his Gods of War. And in the ring, Kane sizes up the recovering Gods of War … rushing at them both … DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE … SENDS BOTH BATISTA AND LASHLEY TO THE FLOOR!!!!!!!

ELIMINATED: BATISTA @ 22:31
*BY KANE*

ELIMINATED: LASHLEY @ 22:31
*BY KANE*

The Big Red Machine eliminates BOTH Gods of War … and as he stands over the ropes, looking out at the fallen figures of Batista and Lashley … the under the radar Chris Jericho seizes his opportunity … and DUMPS OUT KANE!!!!!!!

ELIMINATED: KANE @ 22:37
*BY CHRIS JERICHO*

Devious as ever, Mister Money in the Bank makes an immediate impact on the Smackdown Rumble!!! Kane is gone, but we can get the impression that winning the match wasn’t Kanes primary objective tonight, as once he’s gone, Kane joins The Undertaker in picking apart what’s left of The Gods of War!!! In the ring meanwhile, Jericho nearly finds himself eliminated by Danielson, with the Cruiserweight Champion very nearly doing to Jericho what Jericho did to Kane!!! Jericho though, survives by landing on the apron, quickly rolling back inside. Mr. Money in the Bank doesn’t get much of a reprieve though, and Truth and Danielson take it to Jericho, forming a bond for the time being.

At ringside, it’s bedlam, as Taker and Kane strip down the announce table, forcing Cole and Lawler to retreat, as they goozle The Gods of War for a second time … STEREO CHOKESLAMS THROUGH THE ANNOUNCE TABLE!!!!!!!! The fans go berserk, as The Brothers of Destruction live up to their name, leaving absolute carnage at ringside, and leave The Gods of War in a heap!!!!! The Undertaker and Kane nod to one another, having made their point, before they leave up the ramp, as the focus can now shift back to the ring - where Chris Jericho is just BARELY hanging on, with Truth and Danielson remaining on the same page, looking to dump out Mr. Money in the Bank, as the countdown begins.

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!! BUZZER !!

**BOURNE TO WIN**
ENTRANT #16 - EVAN BOURNE @ 24:07

Next out is Evan Bourne, who awkwardly has to pass the Brothers of Destruction on his way down the ramp, but once he bypasses the icons, Bourne sprints to the ring, sliding inside, surprisingly going at both Truth and Danielson, and inadvertently saving Jericho from a near elimination. Bourne shoots off a couple of dropkicks, then arm drags on all three men, starting off hot, but as he tries to run Truth out of the ring, Truth reverses the momentum, and sends Bourne out instead … BUT BOURNE HANGS ON!!! Jericho bundles Danielson over too … BUT HE HANGS ON TOO!!!! Danielson and Bourne are both dangling, and as Jericho pairs off with Truth, the two cruiserweights are left in a perilous position, kicking at each other, trying to eliminate the other … but both men eventually survive.

Briefly, we see that Batista and Lashley are still trying to recover from the double choke slam they suffered from The Brothers of Destruction, as Cole and Lawler remain standing with no desk to sit out. Meanwhile, Danielson and Bourne climb back onto the apron, but Jericho spots an opportunity, and looks for a springboard dropkick to Bourne - BUT HE DUCKS!!! Jericho crashes and burns, with Truth looking to toss Jericho out - but Jericho hangs on!!!!! As Truth then turns his attention to Danielson and Bourne, Jericho is able to skin the cat, and he then looks to bundle out Truth from behind … and now it’s Truth that has to hang on for dear life!!! Danielson fights his way back into the ring, along with Bourne, teeing off on Jericho, allowing Truth to survive, as the countdown begins again.

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!! BUZZER !!

**RAW TO THE CORE**
ENTRANT #17 - JERRY LYNN @ 25:25

The appearance of JERRY LYNN takes EVERYONE by surprise, with the former ECW Alumni hitting the stage!! There’s not exactly a massive pop, considering, but Cole sells it big, hyping Jerry Lynn as one of the all time great ECW competitors, and feeds the information to the viewers that Finlay - impressed by what he saw at One Night Stand - has just recently signed Jerry Lynn to a contract, in order to beef up the Cruiserweight division on Smackdown!! Jerry Lawler doesn’t have anything particularly nice to say, given his hatred for ECW, but does concede that at least Lynn can wrestle.

The veteran makes an instant impression when he hit’s the ring, taking shots at all four men in the ring, showing no fear or trepidation, then catches Danielson with a beauty of a dropkick, before popping off a BRAINBUSTER on Evan Bourne!! Lynn jumps back up, playing to the fans, as Truth lunges toward him - but Lynn drops, lowering the top rope in the process … and Truth is NEARLY eliminated, but he JUST hangs on at the apron!!! Lynn tees off with chops to Chris Jericho now in the corner, but a rake of the eyes from Jericho slows Jerry Lynns momentum.

On the outside, Batista and Lashley finally reach their feet, still selling the effects of the TWO choke slams they received from the Brothers of Destruction tonight, with their manager, Steven Richards arriving back at ringside, escorting them from ringside, already talking to them about how they’ll get The Undertaker and Kane back for this, repeatedly declaring; “THIS IS OUR DOMAIN NOW - NOT THEIRS!!!” The action focuses back on the ring, with Jericho sending Jerry Lynn off the ropes, looking for a big back body drop, but Lynn lands behind - GERMAN SUPLEX!!!!! Jerry Lynn puts Jericho down, but is nearly thrown out of the ring by Danielson, hanging on for dear life, as the countdown clock shows up again.

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!! BUZZER !!

**VOICES**
ENTRANT #18 - RANDY ORTON @ 26:47

It’s a great draw for the man who believes he should already be heading to Summerslam for the title shot!! Orton isn’t wasting anytime either, still fired up over what transpired on Sunday and earlier tonight - no methodical ring walk tonight for the former WWE Champion!!! Orton sprints to the ring, sliding inside ducking under a clothesline attempt from Bourne, continuing on and clotheslines Bourne RIGHT OUT OF THE RING!!!!!!!

ELIMINATED: EVAN BOURNE @ 27:00
*BY RANDY ORTON*

Orton makes an immediate impact with a thunderous clothesline, but as he turns back around, R-Truth is there to meet him, catching the former champion with a kick to the gut, coming back off the ropes, looking for the Scissors Kick - Orton avoids it - Truth hits fresh air … ORTON EXPLODES WITH AN RKO!!!!!!!! Orton pounds the canvas, and gets right back up, knocking down Danielson with a clothesline, then Lynn, then Jericho … before picking Truth up, and bundles him over - and OUT of the ring, R-Truth is GONE!!!!!

ELIMINATED: R-TRUTH @ 27:18
*BY RANDY ORTON*

The former WWE Champion is running roughshod already!!! Two eliminations in short order, and Orton now takes the fight to Jericho, targeting Mr. Money in the Bank, perhaps holding him partly responsible for him not winning at the Great American Bash. Orton hammers Jericho in the corner, whilst Lynn and Danielson pair off, as we head to the final commercial break of the evening…




Commercial Break




Back from the commercial, we learn that ENTRANT #19 JAMIE NOBLE entered during the break, and the former Cruiserweight Champion {pulling double duty tonight} made a beeline for the man that took the gold from him at the Great American Bash - but was cut off by Jerry Lynn - and as yet, has been unable to get at Danielson. Chris Jericho is seen hiding out in the corner, whilst Orton is stomping Danielson in the middle of the ring. Lynn is trying to get Noble over the top, but the former Cruiserweight Champion is holding on, as we await the FINAL entrant of the contest…

~ TEN ~ … ~ NINE ~ … ~ EIGHT ~ … ~ SEVEN ~ … ~ SIX ~ … ~ FIVE ~ … ~ FOUR ~ … ~ THREE ~ … ~ TWO ~ … ~ ONE ~

!! BUZZER !!

**MEDAL**
ENTRANT #20 - KURT ANGLE @ 31:03

KURT ANGLE IS BACK!!!!!! Unadvertised, unannounced, KURT ANGLE - who took time off after his unsuccessful King of the Ring attempt a month ago - IS BACK ON SMACKDOWN!!!!! The fans pop for Angle, who SPRINTS to the ring, wasting no time, as Michael Cole points out the obvious; one of these six men will head on to Summerslam to challenge for the WWE Championship!!!!! And Angle doesn’t waste a minute, ducking a shot from Jamie Noble - and executes a German!!! Jerry Lynn takes a German, and Randy Orton gets a Belly to Belly!!!!! Angle comes in all guns blazing, and after the suplex spree … he comes face to face … with Bryan Danielson!!!!!

The two men who engaged in a ‘Match of the Year’ contender in the King of the Ring Semi-Finals, come face to face again, but before we can get any action between them, Chris Jericho spoils the party with a big running forearm shot to Angle!!! Danielson attacks Jericho, and the two men trade chops back and forth, until Danielson starts to get the better of the exchange, leading Jericho to rake the eyes of the Cruiserweight Champion!!! Off that, Jericho looks to dump Danielson out - but Danielson reverses the momentum, nearly eliminating Jericho instead … and both men struggle by the ropes, battling to survive.

On commentary, Cole notes that of these final six, all but Jerry Lynn have previously competed in Royal Rumbles, but NONE of them have ever won one, with Angle a former runner up, and both Jericho and Orton formerly part of final fours. Jerry Lynn starts to tussle with Orton in a corner, as Jamie Noble looks to take a scalp by dumping out Kurt Angle, rushing at him by the ropes - but Angle catches him coming in - BELLY TO BELLY … OVER THE TOP --- JAMIE NOBLE CRASHES TO THE FLOOR!!!!!

ELIMINATED: JAMIE NOBLE @ 32:48
*BY KURT ANGLE*

Noble rounds off a horrible week, losing out on the title shot at Summerslam, as Angle hangs onto the ropes … with Lynn spotting an opportunity, coming at Kurt, but Angle sends Lynn over too … only the veteran manages to stop himself from hitting the floor below!! Jerry Lynn hangs on, but not for long, as Orton knocks down the Olympian with a clothesline, then - still aiming for Angle - looks for a dropkick, but Kurt dodges it, and Orton connects with the ECW alumni instead - sending him to the floor!!!!!

ELIMINATED: JERRY LYNN @ 33:01
*BY RANDY ORTON*

It’s down to four!!! Each man takes a corner, giving the fans a bit of a stand off, and a chance to pick who they want to win. Given his surprise return, Angle appears to be the consensus pick for the fans, as Jericho and Orton appear to put their own differences aside, realizing two heads are better than one, as they get the jump on Angle and Danielson - WORKING TOGETHER!!!! Despite their mutual hatred for one another, Jericho and Orton band together, beating up on Angle and Danielson. Orton takes the Cruiserweight Champion out of action for the time being with his modified backbreaker, allowing them to gang up on Angle.

Kurt does his best to fight them off, and hangs perilously onto the ropes whilst on the apron, fighting for all he’s worth, keeping the two men at bay. Angle hot shots Orton on the ropes, and fends off Jericho, but as he tries to climb back into the ring, Orton catches him … catching Kurt in no mans land … HANGMANS DDT OFF THE MIDDLE ROPE!!!!!!!! Orton drags Angle back up, looking to toss him out, but Danielson comes fighting back, rocking Orton with vicious forearms … only for Jericho to spin him around - CODEBREAKER!!!!!

Jericho and Orton have put both Angle and Danielson down, and they look to one another, with Jericho nodding, motioning that they should throw the pair of them out at this point. They look to work in tandem, dragging Angle up first … but as they bring Kurts dead weight to his feet … Jericho - ever the opportunist - DOUBLE CROSSES ORTON - AND LOOKS TO TOSS HIM OUT … BUT ORTON REVERSES THE MOMENTUM … AND BOTH MEN TUMBLE OVER… BUT NEITHER MAN IS ELIMINATED!!!

…THEY BOTH LAND ON THE APRON!!!!! Scrambling to their feet on the apron, Jericho and Orton trade blows, trying to knock the other off, as Jerichos plan falters, with Mr. Money in the Bank on the brink of defeat … he and Orton in a precarious position … AS DANIELSON AND ANGLE EXPLODE - DANIELSON KNOCKS JERICHO OFF THE APRON - AND ANGLE NAILS ORTON … BOTH MEN ARE GONE!!!!!!!!!!

ELIMINATED: CHRIS JERICHO @ 36:18
*BY BRYAN DANIELSON*

ELIMINATED: RANDY ORTON @ 36:19
*BY KURT ANGLE*

And then there were two!!! And the fans come alive once more, as we get to revisit the King of the Ring Semi-Final again!!! Outside, Orton is sat - hands on head - leaning back against the barricade, before throwing his hands back, thumping the barrier in frustration - whilst Jericho kicks the steps to show his own frustration at his plan failing. Jericho retrieves his briefcase - he still has a title shot when he wants it - and departs, whilst Orton remains sat in silence on the floor. Meanwhile, Angle and Danielson stand off in the middle of the ring, face to face, with Angle quickly shooting for the double leg!!!

He takes Danielson down, and transitions to a waistlock, powering Danielson back up, trying to force him over and out - but Danielson gets a foot on the middle rope preventing the momentum, pushing back, and fires off elbows, connecting with Angle, breaking the waistlock!!! Going back and forth, Danielson and Angle trade forearms {Danielson} and European Uppercuts {Angle}, the fans picking sides, but it’s ANGLE that wins this exchange, with Cole pointing out Kurt Angle being the fresher of the two, along with Danielson having competed in a gruelling Iron Man Match five days ago. Angle hammers Danielson into the ropes, looking to pick up steam, charging to send him over - BUT GETS ROCKED WITH A FOREARM AS HE COMES IN!!!!!

The shot puts Angle on dream street, and Danielson looks to run Angle over the top - getting him over … but Kurt lands on the apron!!! Danielson stomps at Angle, trying to force him to the floor, but Kurt survives, rolling back inside. Danielson stays on top though, and stomps Angle mercilessly, before dragging him back up - Angle explodes, ducking under, locking the waist - GERMAN SUPLEX!!!! Angle hangs on, bringing Danielson back up … looking behind, seemingly shaping to German Suplex Danielson OVER the top - but before we can find out if it’s possible, Danielson breaks the grip, running off the ropes - but gets CLEANED OUT with a clothesline from Angle!!!!

Angle looks to soften Danielson up in the corner, pounding him down, before sending Danielson across the ring to the opposite corner, rushing in after - but Danielson runs up the turnbuckles, backflips over Angle, running off the ropes, and nails Angle with a running forearm!!!!! Angle goes down, and struggles back up by the ropes … with Danielson rushing at him - RUNNING DROPKICK … BUT ANGLE STAYS IN THE RING!!! Danielson gets back up, and goes again; RUNNING DROPKICK … AND ANGLE TUMBLES OVER … BUT HANGS ON FOR DEAR LIFE!!!! Once more, Danielson gets up, looking for one last running dropkick to send Angle off … AND CONNECTS-

… BUT ANGLE HANGS ON STILL!!!!!

Danielson turns around, expecting to see Angle on the floor - BUT HE’S STILL THERE!!! The Cruiserweight Champion cant believe it. Angle looks dazed, barely able to stand, as Danielson looks to bend the fingers to break the grip - WHICH HE DOES … BUT ANGLE GRABS THE TOP ROPE WITH HIS OTHER HAND!!!! Angle is desperately hanging on, with Danielson now firing off forearms, as Angle teeters, seemingly weakening … and Danielson turns, running off the ropes, coming for ONE MORE running dropkick - ANGLE MOVES!!!!! Danielson misses his target, and crashes onto the mat, with Angle stumbling back INTO the ring!!!!!

Both men are down, with Angle having taken just about everything Danielson could throw at him, but they both struggle back to their feet, trading blows, before Angle grips Danielson - WANTING A BELLY TO BELLY - BLOCKED!!! Danielson blocks the suplex attempt, saving himself from certain defeat, and opens up with kicks to Angle, beating Kurt to his knees, kicking the shit out of Angle chest by the ropes, lining up the big ROUNDHOUSE … ANGLE DUCKS … POPS UP … CATCHES DANIELSON ON THE SPIN … AND ANGLE SLAMS BRYAN DANIELSON OVER THE TOP … SENDING DANIELSON TO THE FLOOR!!!!!!!!

ELIMINATED: BRYAN DANIELSON @ 39:56
*BY KURT ANGLE*

Angle drops to his knees in elation - HE’S DONE IT!!! He’s going to Summerslam!!!!

Winner: Kurt Angle @ 39:56
*CHALLENGES EDGE FOR THE WWE CHAMPIONSHIP AT SUMMERSLAM*

Michael Cole: KURT ANGLE HAS DONE IT!!! KURT ANGLE IS GOIN TO SUMMERSLAM!!! KURT ANGLE IS HEADED TO THE GARDEN FOR THE WWE TITLE!!!!!

Jerry Lawler: We didn’t know what to expect tonight Michael - but I know we NEVER expected this!!! Kurt Angle!!!!

Michael Cole: Avenging his loss to Bryan Danielson in the King of the Ring Semi-Finals, Kurt Angle now has the opportunity to avenge his loss at Judgment Day against Edge!! He now has the opportunity to win his first WWE Title in THREE long years!!! The road to redemption has been paved for Kurt Angle - and it leads to Madison Square Garden on August 24!!!!

Jerry Lawler: I cant wait!!! Kurt Angle and Edge!! Oh My!!!

Kurt Angle - still on his knees in ecstasy - has his arm raised in victory, before finally getting to his knees, roaring in victory, celebrating the fact he’s back on track toward the WWE Championship.

RKO!!!!!!!!

Randy Orton NEVER LEFT after his elimination, and his frustrations have boiled over - unleashing an RKO on the unsuspecting Kurt Angle. Orton paces around the ring, as Bryan Danielson climbs back inside - looking groggy after his rough elimination - coming to confront Orton - RKO TO DANIELSON TOO!!!!!

Orton stomps Danielson, getting him out of the ring … before turning his attention back to Kurt Angle, who is struggling on his hands and knees, following the RKO … and it means he’s in the perfect position for the dreaded PUNT!!!

Michael Cole: Oh no, King- you don’t think-

Jerry Lawler: I do think, Michael. I think Randy Orton has something sinister in mind here!!

Michael Cole: Orton’s gonna put Kurt Angle out of the Summerslam main event!!! That’s what he wants to do here!!!

Orton is like a coiled spring in the corner, waiting for his moment to strike … but as he charges for the PUNT …

EDGE - OUT OF NOWHERE - SLIDES INTO THE RING-

INTERCEPTS ORTON BEFORE HE CAN PUNT-

AND SPEARS RANDY ORTON!!!!!!!

Michael Cole: EDGE JUST SPEARED RANDY ORTON!!! EDGE JUST SAVED KURT ANGLE!!!!

Jerry Lawler: He just saved his challenger at Summerslam, Michael!!!

Orton immediately rolls out of the ring off the Spear, writhing on the floor, clutching his ribs from the impact of the move from Edge. In the ring, the WWE Champion leans over the ropes, having plenty to say to his hated rival…

… Whilst in the background, the recovering Kurt Angle picks up the WWE Championship, and gets back to his feet. Angle looks at the championship he’s been without for three years, and looks up at Edge - still busy trash talking Orton - possibly lining up a shot at Edge with the belt…

Michael Cole: Well- wait a second. What is- what is Kurt Angle thinking here??

Jerry Lawler: Edge better watch out, Cole!!

Michael Cole: No - don’t do it, Kurt!! Edge just saved your title shot!! He just saved your career!!

Edge eventually peels away from the ropes, and turns around -

Michael Cole: WAIT-- WAIT!!!

Jerry Lawler: Watch out!!---

Into Angle-

But Angle DOESN’T attack!!!!

Still, Edge naturally flinches initially when confronted with a man holding a {potential} weapon. Edge takes a step back, having half expected Angle to nail him with the belt … but Angle doesn’t do anything.

Michael Cole: Thank God for that!! I thought King- I thought Kurt Angle was about to take out the WWE Champion!!!

Jerry Lawler: I think we all did!!!

Champion and challenger lock eyes in the ring, with Angle holding the title, taking another look at it, before placing it over the shoulder of Edge. Angle pats the belt, but says nothing to Edge, before backing away, leaving the ring.

Jerry Lawler: I think that was a message, Michael!! Kurt Angle handing the title back to Edge, as if to say; “You can have it -- for now!!”

Michael Cole: At Judgment Day, Edge survived the onslaught from Kurt Angle to leave with the WWE Title in tact. He could barely walk due to the punishment on his ankle that night - but he got the job done. Kurt Angle felt he should’ve left as WWE Champion on that occasion. Now, they’ll do it all again in the Worlds Most Famous Arena!!

Jerry Lawler: What a match it’ll be, Michael!! What a match!!!

Angle backs away from the ring, raising his arms again in victory, as Edge watches the #1 Contender leave up the ramp, mouthing; “no need to thank me for saving your ass…”

Michael Cole: And while Kurt Angle has worked his way back to a shot at the WWE Title, what does this mean for Randy Orton now?? He didn’t lost at the Great American Bash - he felt he should’ve been awarded a rematch. Now, at Summerslam, he’ll be on the outside looking in. What could this do to the mind set of Orton??

Jerry Lawler: If his reaction to Angle winning tonight is an indicator, I don’t think anyone is safe around here!! Randy Orton is ready to snap!!!

Edge continues to watch from the ring as Angle backs off, as we catch another glimpse of Orton on the floor, still holding his ribs, selling the spear … before the show closes on the visual of Kurt Angle - arms raised in victory - at the top of the ramp, headed to Summerslam…

Michael Cole: On a historic night on Smackdown, Kurt Angle has shocked the world to return after a month long sabbatical -- he has won the first ever Smackdown Rumble, and on August 24 at Summerslam, he has the chance to win his first WWE Championship in three years!! Angle is going to Summerslam!!!!

END OF SHOW



 
 
 

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Official Card for WWE SummerSlam:
August 24 2008 | Madison Square Garden, New York NY
Theme Music; ‘Closer’ by Kings of Leon & ‘Summer In The City’ by The Lovin’ Spoonful


~ THE MAIN EVENT ~
!! HELL IN THE CELL !!
JOHN CENA -VERSUS- CHRISTIAN
~ COLLISION COURSE III - THE FIGHT OF THE CENTURY ~

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WWE Championship Match:
Edge defends against Kurt Angle
 
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Monday Night Raw | July 28 2008 | Chicago Il




***VIDEO PACKAGE***

The opening bars of CLOSER by King of Leon plays, as the video opens to a skyline shot of New York City in the dark of night, illuminated by its many sparkling buildings.

Cutting to deep into the city, the shot is of a mans feet - walking on a sidewalk. Wearing a pair of sneakers, the camera slowly pans to show the man is wearing black jean shorts, but we cut away before seeing the upper half of his body.

Elsewhere, another man - also walking. Starting with his feet, wearing more dressier, brown shoes, and full length jeans - but as with the other person, we dont see the upper half of their body.

Cutting back to the first man, the camera pans up from the back, showing hes wearing a black hoodie - hood up then back to the other man, wearing a more fashionable jacket, both still walking.

The shot switches back once more, and we finally see the man in the hoodie to be JOHN CENA. And the better dressed man is revealed to be CHRISTIAN. Both men continue walking - straight ahead, through the deserted streets of New York City. Now, the lyrics to the song begin

STRANDED IN THIS SPOOKY TOWN
STOPLIGHTS ARE SWAYING AND THE PHONE LINES ARE DOWN”

Cutting back and forth between the two men as they continue to walk; the street lights begin flickering, electric sparks from the nondescript buildings - but both Cena and Christian continue walking straight ahead, unfazed by the carnage around them.

DRIVEN BY THE STRANGLE OF VEIN
SHOWIN NO MERCY, I‘D DO IT AGAIN”

Both men stop. The camera pans around, showing Cenas point of view first, showing a shadowy figure up ahead of him in the distance then, we get the same point of view from Christian, also seeing a shadowy figure in the distance. Both men begin walking with more purpose, as explosions begin going off in the buildings around them.

SKIES ARE BLINKIN AT ME
I SEE A STORM BUBBLIN UP FROM THE SEA”

The streets suddenly fill up - following Cena following Christian as they close in on one another. Still, sparks of electricity go off, doors fly off the hinges of nearby buildings, as the two protagonists near their collision course.

AND ITS COMING CLOSER
AND IT‘S COMING CLOSER…”

Close ups of both Cena and Christian, eyes narrowed, tunnel vision on one another, with the distance between them getting smaller and smaller, with the camera showing an overhead shot of Cena and Christian nearing one another, with the crowds following them swelling with each step.

“…AND ITS COMING CLOSER…”

Finally, the two men come face to face. Both Cena and Christian stop - inches away from one another. The crowds following them stop also as a chain link fence separate the two men - and the throngs of followers - stopping a riot from happening. The two men glare at one another, as the camera flashes between Cena and Christian

AND IT‘S COMING CLOOOOSSSSERRRRR!!”

As the final bars of Closer plays, the entire city starts to crumble around them, and neither Cena or Christian bat an eye. Focused only on each other, they dont move an inch, despite the chaos and destruction surrounding them. The camera pans out showing Madison Square Garden in the background of where Cena and Christian stand face to face - the only place left standing after everything else disintegrates.

The package ends with the following words thudding onto the screen one after another.

JOHN CENA.

CHRISTIAN.

MADISON SQUARE GARDEN.

HELL IN A CELL.

THE FIGHT OF THE CENTURY.

- FOUR WEEKS -

End, with the Summerslam graphic on the screen.

WWE SUMMERSLAM | AUGUST 24 | NEW YORK CITY, NY
- MADISON SQUARE GARDEN -
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ONLY ON PAY PER VIEW***



TONIGHT …

JOHN CENA. CHRISTIAN.

IN THE SAME RING … AT THE SAME TIME.

~ THE CONTRACT SIGNING ~




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Theres NO opening video tonight and NO pyro - Raw opens up immediately with the MASTER CRAFTSMEN standing in the middle of the ring, proudly displaying all of their championship gold…


The fans are naturally booing, with BRENT ALBRIGHT, NICK DINSMORE and CHARLIE HAAS soaking up the reaction, before Albright finally speaks…

Brent Albright: And here we are again. Despite Ricky Steamboats best efforts, the Master Craftsmen are still holding all the hardware around here!!

The three men all collectively hold their gold, much to the dismay of the fans.

Brent Albright: I’ve been targeted by Ricky Steamboat since day one of his tenure, and day one of my reign as World Heavyweight Champion. But despite all his best efforts, I’m still standing here tonight … and you can all read the name plate on this …

Albright motions for a close up of the title, showing off the name plate.

Brent Albright: It doesn’t say Shawn Michaels. It doesn’t say Shelton Benjamin. It doesn’t say Rey Mysterio. It doesn’t say Paul London. It reads … BRENT … ALBRIGHT!!!!

Heat.

Brent Albright: So Steamer, you can stack the deck against me all you like - but you CANT take THIS from me. And I’d suggest you start getting with the program. You don’t have to like the three of us, but the sooner you realize we’re going nowhere, the sooner we can all get on the same page.

Haas and Dinsmore nod in agreement, with Nick getting the chance to speak.

Nick Dinsmore: Jesse Ventura may have given you the seal of approval a few weeks ago … but our sources?? They tell us that the WWE Board of Directors don’t like your style, Ricky. And unless you start treating your champions with the respect they deserve, you cant expect us to give you our backing when the Board of Directors eventually start contacting us for our opinion on your management style.

Charlie Haas: Let’s face it, you’re no JBL. And you’re no Ranjin Singh.

Heat from the fans for the backing toward former Raw GM Bradshaw - not seen since Wrestle Mania - and his associate.

Charlie Haas: With them, we had a solid, working relationship. And despite what Ventura said a few weeks ago, that’s all it was. There’s no plot here to undermine Steamboat-

Nick Dinsmore: As if we’d need to, he’s doing a good enough job of it himself anyway…

The Master Craftsmen chuckle at their cheap shot toward Steamboat, before Albright takes over again.

Brent Albright: And those conversations we’ve had with Mr. Layfield and Mr. Singh are all purely business related to projects outside of the WWE.

Yeah, I‘m not buying that one!!” - J.R on commentary.

Brent Albright: And for the record, we’re open to building bridges with you too, Ricky. We’ve got more in common than you think. We’re both traditional wrestling fans, we have the same ideals … you want a World Champion with class, honour, dignity and respect …

Albright smiles, and points at himself.

Brent Albright: And I’m your man.

Boos from the fans. Albright rises above it though.

Brent Albright: All you have to do is put your ego aside. Accept that you were wrong about me. Accept you’ve treated us unfairly. And we’ll graciously accept your apology. Then, we can move forward and discuss what the future holds for the centrepiece of Raw.

Haas and Dinsmore nod in agreement, as Albright continues on.

Brent Albright: And let’s just say, handing out title shots like candy to kids at Halloween to any Tom, Dick or Harry isn’t what I have in mind. Let’s move away from those unworthy challengers, and let’s find me some real competition. Summerslam is just four weeks away now, and I know Madison-

**STAY IN SHADOW**

The Finger Eleven track means only one thing - PAUL LONDON!! The ever popular Paul London walks onto the stage, dressed casually, as J.R notes the heart breaking loss London suffered a week ago on Raw, having initially thought he’d just won the World Title for the first time. The music dies down, with London staying at the top of the ramp, looking down at the ring.

Paul London: A World Champion with … what was it?? Honour?? Class?? Dignity?? Respect?? … Where is he??

Albright isn’t impressed. Haas speaks up, pointing to Albright.

Charlie Haas: He’s right here. Here’s a clue, he’s the guy with a big shiny belt around his waist.

Paul London: Oh, the guy that made the miraculous recovery last week?? I see him. But he’s got no honour. Someone with honour wouldn’t fake an injury like he did last week. A champion with dignity wouldn’t have pulled that kind of stunt. And you showed no class by taking the backdoor option to keep that title.

Brent Albright shakes his head, sneering at London, who continues on.

Paul London: As for respect?? I don’t know who you show respect to, but I know that there’s a whole locker room in the back with NONE for you.

The champion rolls his eyes.

Brent Albright: Well, it’s just as well that their opinions don’t matter, isn’t it?? And your opinion doesn’t matter either, little man. Just because you’re a little bitter and jealous, don’t try and drag me down to your level. I don’t need to justify myself, but I have all those attributes you just listed, and there’s another one you didn’t mention. Smarts.

Albright taps his temple, whilst the fans boo.

Brent Albright: Now, I wouldn’t expect you to know anything about ring smarts, London, but I proved last week just how clever I am. You don’t need to be the toughest guy to be the champion. You don’t have to break down your body risking life and limb to be champion. But you DO need to be clever.

Albright leans on the ropes, smirking up the ramp at London.

Brent Albright: And last week, I was. You, Mysterio and Benjamin clearly had a pact to eliminate me first, make sure I lost my title, and then you’d fight it out yourselves. One by one, I’d kick all your asses - hell, I’ve already done it. But the three of you at once?? I’m not Superman.

But he‘s close!! He‘s the next best thing!!” - Coach kisses ass on commentary.

Brent Albright: That small time mentality of yours - Mysterio and Shelton Benjamin too - is what cost you last week. The three of you were just so desperate to take this from me, that you didn’t put yourselves first.

Nick Dinsmore: And even that didn’t work, Brent!!

Albright smirks at the quip from Dinsmore.

Brent Albright: No, it didn’t. The three of you failed. But congratulations, Paul … as least you were the first loser.

Heat from the fans.

Brent Albright: But you were still a loser. So you can get right to the back of the line now.

Haas and Dinsmore make ‘shoo’ gestures in the ring, but on the ramp, London shakes his head.

Paul London: I’m staying right here. I said a few weeks ago when I came back from my knee injury that I was coming for all of you, and I was coming for EVERYTHING you’ve got. And I meant every word. I’m coming for EVERYTHING you’ve got!!!

London gets support from the fans, and waits for a second before continuing.

Paul London: And that includes the World Heavyweight Championship!!

Pop. In the ring, the Master Craftsmen don’t appear to agree with that assessment.

**SIRIUS**


But before they can respond to the declaration from London, the Raw General Manager, RICKY STEAMBOAT joins the party!!! The Dragon joins London on the ramp, having to wait momentarily for the music to die off before he can speak.

Ricky Steamboat: I think I’ll decide who is and who isn’t at the front or the back of any line for the World Title.

In the ring, the Craftsmen nod, whilst pointing toward London and mouthing “send HIM to the back!!” Meanwhile, Steamboat switches his attention to Albright.

Ricky Steamboat: Yeah, I’ll admit, you showed some cunning last week Mister Albright. But it doesn’t make what you did right. I’ve suffered many, many injuries in my career - more than I care to think about - but I’d never think about feigning an injury like you did last week to gain an advantage. That’s an unwritten rule. There’s some despicable things that happen in this business, but to fake an injury?? Something you don’t do. I’ve zero respect for that. Zero.

Shaking his head in disgust, the General Manager soon turns his attention to London, standing alongside him on the ramp.

Ricky Steamboat: Paul London?? That was an incredible effort last week. I cant begin to imagine how it felt to have a moment like that snatched away from you. So tonight, I’m giving you the chance to earn a shot…

Steamboat points to the champion down in the ring.

Ricky Steamboat:
At him.

Pop from the fans, but the Craftsmen are outraged.


Ricky Steamboat:
You win tonight?? You will challenge Mister Albright at Summerslam for the World Heavyweight Championship!!

Another pop from the fans. London nods, happy with what he’s hearing, but Albright isn’t happy at all, and Haas pipes up.


Charlie Haas:
Here we go again!! Gifting a loser ANOTHER crack at the champ.

Albright nods in agreement.


Brent Albright:
Steamer, you’re making a mistake here. No one wants to see me beat his scrawny little ass again. I know you’re new around here, but me and London?? We’ve got history. And it mainly revolves around me beating him. Just like I did last week. He’s certainly not worthy of a shot at this title.

Ricky Steamboat:
Well, that’s what we’re going to find out tonight. Because as I said, if Paul London wins his match tonight, he WILL challenge you for the World Heavyweight Championship at Summerslam.

Albright throws the title down in a huff, seething at Steamboat sticking firm with his original announcement.


Brent Albright:
This is B.S and you know it. Who’s he facing?? Huh?? What bottom feeder are you going to put in front of Paul London to make him “earn” his shot??

Steamboat smiles, then shrugs.


Ricky Steamboat:
I don’t know. Because, Mister Albright … this is the beginning of our new working relationship. That’s what you wanted, isn’t it?? Input?? So Brent … YOU can choose Paul Londons opponent tonight.

Albright looks taken aback by the announcement, as Steamboat continues on.

Ricky Steamboat: One man, in a one on one, one fall match. You choose. And then we’ll see whether or not Paul London is worthy of facing you for the World Title at Madison Square Garden.

In the ring now, the champion begins to ponder, and starts to discuss his options with the tag team champions. The trio engage in conference for a brief period of time, as it appears both Haas and Dinsmore are putting themselves forward. Brent eventually peels away, and responds to Steamboat.

Brent Albright: Well obviously … I could choose one of my good friends here…

There’s a momentary pause from the champion, looking back at his two partners…

Brent Albright: But uh … I think Charlie and Nick have earned the night off.

Both Haas and Dinsmore look slightly disappointed, but Albright fans his hand at them, as if to say “relax, I‘ve got this.” He takes another moment, then smiles, seemingly getting an idea.

Brent Albright: No … I think I’ve got just the man in mind. Someone that I know quite enjoys beating up on Paul London almost as much as I do.

Albright smiles, then turns to address the fans.

Brent Albright: You all want Paul London to go to Summerslam, right?? You all want to see Paul London kick my ass at Summerslam??

Pop from the fans.

Brent Albright: You’d all love that, right?? Well let’s see if you all still support him later tonight, when he takes on Chicago’s favourite son; CM PUNK!!!!!

Huge pop for Chicago’s own CM PUNK as the choice of the World Champion tonight. On the stage, London looks unmoved, simply nodding his head, whilst Steamboat nods too, liking the match for later – as it takes a decision out of his hands, having told Punk last week, he’d be keeping him busy tonight.

The Raw GM shakes the hand of London, wishing him luck before leaving the stage, whilst the Craftsmen are all smiles in the ring, believing Albright has just pulled a masterstroke.

Jim Ross: Say what you want about Brent Albright and the Master Craftsmen, but he’s just pulled a masterstroke with that decision!! Calling on CM Punk, the Intercontinental Champion, to stand in Paul Londons way tonight of a title shot at Summerslam!! CM Punk hasn’t been on the losing side of a match since WrestleMania, he’s the Intercontinental Champion. He won the King of the Ring a month ago. And he’s in his own backyard tonight!!

The Coach: Suddenly, Chicago just became enemy territory for Paul London tonight!! These people are fiercely loyal to CM Punk. That’s an atmosphere that Paul London has possibly NEVER experienced before - to be rooted AGAINST by the fans!! What a huge challenge put forth by Brent Albright.

Jim Ross: If Paul London is to make it to Summerslam, he’s got one hell of an obstacle to overcome here tonight!! A huge main event, with MAJOR Summerslam implications!! What a start to Monday Night Raw!!

Footage now switches backstage to show NICK NEMETH walking, dressed to compete…

Jim Ross: And folks, we’ll be right back - and it’ll be Match THREE in the ongoing Best of Seven Series between Garrison Cade and Nick Nemeth. And that man, Nick Nemeth has the opportunity to take what would have to be considered an unassailable THREE - ZERO lead!! He’s reeled off two wins thus far, he’s got two more to go to earn a shot at the Intercontinental Title. And it’s next!!!




Commercial Break




Raw returns with NICK NEMETH already in the ring for the upcoming match, waiting for Garrison Cade to arrive…

**ROAD TO TEXAS**

Marching out - no frills, nothing fancy - GARRISON CADE is all business as usual, trailing in this Best of Seven Series, and needing a win before he finds himself facing a potential whitewash.

Jim Ross: We’re getting set here, folks. Match Three of a potential seven between Nick Nemeth and Garrison Cade. But still to come tonight - prior to the commercial break, we found out that Paul London will go one on one with Intercontinental Champion CM Punk; a match, that should London win, he’ll move on to challenge his bitter rival, Brent Albright at Summerslam!!

The Coach: That’s not an easy task, as we alluded to earlier, J.R. But while Paul London MIGHT go to Summerslam, two men who ARE headed to Summerslam will make it official. The Contract Signing. John Cena and Christian. Four weeks away, on a Collision Course toward Hell in a Cell. It goes down - tonight.

Jim Ross: And that’s a highly combustible situation to say the least, Coach!! I hope Ricky Steamboat has plenty of extra security on hand - he may just need it to keep those two in order!!

Match 1 | BEST OF SEVEN SERIES | MATCH 3:
Garrison Cade vs. Nick Nemeth
*Nick Nemeth leads series 2-0*
After being able to jump the gun on Nemeth two weeks in a row, Cade isn’t able to sneak attack his rival on this occasion, with Nemeth naturally wary of the pre-match assault. Instead, this week, it’s a slower start, with Cade trying to corner Nemeth, but unable to quite do it, due to the quickness of Nemeth. Nemeth looks to stick and move, but when he hit’s the ropes and tries to slide under Cade, the big Texan is able to drop an elbow, stopping Nemeth dead.

That allows Cade to start roughing Nemeth up, and focuses his attack on the mid section of his opponent, driving his shoulder into the gut of Nemeth in the corner, dumping him - ribs first - onto the top of the barricade, ramming him into the ring apron, and applying a BEAR HUG in the ring!!! Nemeth fights it, escaping the hold quickly, but runs into a SIDE WALK SLAM!!! 1...2...NO!!! Off the kick out, Cade goes back to the BEAR HUG, driving the air out of Nemeth, heading into a commercial break.





Commercial Break




Back from the break, Nemeth is now trapped in an ABDOMINAL STRETCH, with clips from during the break showing Nemeth escaping the bear hug again, but his comeback being quickly halted by Cade. Taking desperate measures, Cade pulls on the ropes to help leverage the hold, but tries it one too many times, with John Cone catching him in the act, demanding the hold be broken. Like a total dick though, Cade breaks the submission - by scooping Nemeth up out of the stretch - and POWERSLAMS him instead!!!!! 1...2...NO!!!!!


From there, Cade looks to finish Nemeth off, looking for the HEART PUNCH - but before he can execute it, Nemeth fights back!!! Kicking and punching, Nemeth avoids the punch, and fires up, hitting a series of clotheslines and dropkicks to Cade, then ducks a boot from the Lone Star - JUMPING REVERSE BULLDOG!!!! Nemeth scrambles into a cover … 1...2...NO!!!!! Cade kicks out, but Nemeth now looks to finish him off, coming for the LEAPING DDT … but Cade THROWS him off - RIGHT OVER THE TOP ROPE - CRASHING TO THE FLOOR!!!!!

Just desperate for the win now, Cade looks to take the win by count out, with Nemeth splattered on the floor … but Nemeth JUST beats the ten count of the official, and the match continues!!! Cade shakes his head, and sets up for the RAZORS EDGE … but Nemeth slips out, and SCHOOL BOYS Cade … 1...2...NO!!! Cade JUST survives the near fall, then catches Nemeth getting back up with a BIG BOOT!!! Cade sets Nemeth up on the top rope, but Nick fights him off, then looks for a Victory Roll off the shoulders … but Cade counters it - and holds the ropes!!! 1...2...3!!!!!
Winner: Garrison Cade @ 10:26
*NICK NEMETH LEADS BEST OF SEVEN SERIES 2-1*

Cade had to cheat to win!!! The big Lone Star gets off the Board in the best of seven series, and after the win, he rolls right out of the ring, leaving the scene of the crime!!

Jim Ross: That tells ya the story, right there!! Garrison Cade threw everything at this kid and couldn’t put him away!! He couldn’t break Nick Nemeths spirit here, and as a result of his desperation, Garrison Cade CHEATS to win, and he’s right back in this Best of Seven Series!!!

The Coach: The opportunity presented itself, J.R. Garrison Cade could’ve beat up Nick Nemeth for another five or ten minutes if he wanted before he finished the job - but the opportunity presented itself, and he’d have been a fool to turn it down!! He couldn’t risk Nick Nemeth getting lucky again like he did last week!!

Jim Ross:
Well it’s all to play for now. Both men will have a week off next week to prepare and recuperate for the next set of matches. This one could just go all the way if you ask me. Especially with Cade clearly not too proud to take the low road!!

In the ring, Nemeth sits, shaking his head, unhappy with the loss, looking out at Cade, who is stomping up the ramp, almost relieved to be off the board in the series.




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Cutting backstage, we’re shown the door to the office marked ‘GENERAL MANAGER’ … which bursts open, with Womens Champion BETH PHOENIX appearing to be in foul form, SLAMMING the door behind her in anger … and as she walks away, she shoves past none other than DAMIEN SANDOW!!!

The ‘Intellectual Saviour of the Masses’ appearing on Raw for the first time - and it comes off the back of Finlay agreeing to work out a trade for Sandow to leave Smackdown … which appears to have been done very quickly over the weekend for him to be here tonight.

Sandow looks disgusted at the rudeness of Phoenix, screwing up his face, muttering “that‘s not very lady like” … as he shakes his head, watching Beth storm off, not even offering him an apology. Sandow sighs, and briskly knocks on the General Managers door before entering.

Inside, Steamboat is picking up pieces of a broken vase - perhaps broken by the angry Beth Phoenix before leaving - but stops, seeing Sandow, and stands back up, shaking hands with Sandow.

Ricky Steamboat: Mr. Sandow. Welcome to Raw.

Damien Sandow: The pleasure is all yours, sir. Yes … I must say, the time feels right for me to spread my wisdom to the unwashed masses of the Raw locker room. Beth Phoenix just accosted me out there.

Steamboat sighs, waving it off.

Ricky Steamboat: Don’t worry about that. She’s a little uptight this evening.

Sandow goes into ass-kissing mode.

Damien Sandow: I’m surprised. She’s quite clearly working for a tremendous boss. Considering you obviously leapt at the chance to secure my services, it shows me you have a keen eye for talent, Mister Steamboat. But, I must ask … which of the Monday Night Raw roster did you have to trade for my services?? I’d wager Finlay drove a hard bargain, correct?? I wouldn’t be surprised if he demanded two or MORE people in return for me.

Steamboat chuckles.

Ricky Steamboat: It actually wasn’t like that. I didn’t have to trade anyone.

Sandow narrows his eyebrows - he’s confused.

Damien Sandow: I beg your pardon??

Ricky Steamboat: Well … Finlay just asked me if I wanted to take you off his hands. I’m always on the lookout to beef up my roster, so I thought … “sure.”

Flabbergasted, Sandow shakes his head, and scoffs.

Damien Sandow: No one?? He didn’t want anyone to fill the void I’ve left behind?? Quite clearly he’s under the influence of alcohol.

Ricky Steamboat: But, look - let’s not dwell on that. I wanted you to come see me when you got here because you’ve got your debut match tonight on Raw.

Sandow is delighted by that, smiling broadly.

Damien Sandow: Splendid. I can tell already I’m going to be appreciated here Mister Steamboat. Thank you for your time.

Sandow shakes Steamboats hand vigorously, before departing, before he could even hear who he’s facing tonight…




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A mocked up MTV logo fills the bottom corner of the screen, with added ‘iz’, as the video opens up in a hospital private room. The bed is empty, well made, with flowers all around the room.

The camera then reaches a man in a wheelchair, slowly panning up from the floor…

And the man…

Is in a full body plaster cast.

Feet, legs, abdomen, arms, neck - even the face.

The only thing we can see is the patients eyes.

The man - who we have to believe is THE MIZ begins to speak …

But considering his mouth and head is covered in plaster cast, all the audience can hear is muffled speech. Not ONE discernible word is made out, but the eyes bug out on numerous occasions over the thirty seconds he *tries* to speak, before the video fades to black.

Then, a still photo of a pre-One Night Stand Miz is shown, smiling, as the narrator speaks…

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Raw returns from that vignette, with MARYSE finishing up her entrance, as arrogant as ever, whipping her hair back, and winking to tease the fans. On commentary, J.R brushes past that Miz video.

Jim Ross: Pfft, I dont know how to react to that … be that as it may, welcome back to Monday Night Raw, ladies and gentlemen, we’re getting set for some action between the women on the Raw roster - and Coach, before we went to the commercial break, we saw a furious Beth Phoenix depart the office of Raw General Manager Ricky Steamboat, and we may now know why…

The Coach: Yeah, well the news just filtered through to us during the break, and honestly, I don’t blame Beth Phoenix for that reaction.

Jim Ross: Next week, Gail Kim will meet Mickie James, one on one, with the winner earning an opportunity to challenge Beth Phoenix for the Womens Championship at Summerslam!! Both women have a LOT of history with the champion.

The Coach: Yeah - Beth Phoenix has beat them both!! She beat Gail Kim TWICE, and frankly, Mickie James is a loose cannon - she should still be locked up!! Beth Phoenix shouldn’t have to be dealing with those two still!! And J.R – show some sympathy for The Miz!! He was damn near decapitated at One Night Stand two weeks ago. It’s a miracle he’s off life support!!

Jim Ross:Well, on that point about what happened at One Night Stand – conspicuous by his absence last week, he’s still not here tonight either, and that’s your bodyguard; Big Zeke. The man has been a silent statue here on Raw for the best part of a year, standing by commentary, keeping you safe … but Coach, where is Big Zeke??

The Coach: I cut that idiot loose. He was beyond useless to me AND The Miz at One Night Stand, J.R!! I’m lucky to be here right now after that show. I employed that big ape to protect me and he failed!! Looks like Tarzan, but at One Night Stand he proved he fought like Jane!!

Jim Ross: Cut the guy a break, Coach. He was facing about a half dozen guys with you and Miz for back up!! He tried his damn best!!

The Coach: His best was far from good enough. Believe me.

**HOLLA**

Being joined by VICTORIA, Raws popular young blonde, KELLY KELLY, waves to the fans, and makes her way to the ring, looking to pick up another win as she continues her progress as a competitor. In the ring, Maryse is seen complaining to the referee already, potentially because of Victoria accompanying Kelly.

A replay airs of the segment on Superstars last week, where Victoria offered to help coach Kelly, and help her develop as a wrestler, after backing her up in the previous weeks against Layla and Michelle McCool. Graciously, Kelly accepted the offer, explaining Victorias presence here tonight.

Match 2:
Maryse vs. Kelly Kelly w/Victoria
The only thing pretty about this match is the two women competing in it. Apart from that, it’s a bit of a mess. Thankfully, it’s kept short, with Kelly making a quick comeback after Maryse got in some offence and hair pulling by the ropes. Kelly continues to rack up the wins, with Victoria watching on approvingly, as the young blonde finishes the French-Canadian off with the SPECIAL K to score the 1...2...3!!!!!
Winner: Kelly Kelly @ 02:25

Victoria joins Kelly in the ring to congratulate her on her win, offering Kelly plenty of encouragement. They hug in the ring, but are soon stopped, when they hear the familiar voices on the titan tron, as LAYLA EL makes wretching noises, whilst McCool rubs her friends back.

Layla El: Pass me a bucket, Chelle-

McCool reaches down, then winces, shaking her head.

Michelle McCool: This one’s already full, Lay. But isn’t this cute?? The two best friends, all smiling, all happy.

Layla El: Oh, don’t be silly … they’re not friends, Chelle. One’s just a washed up hag that’s clinging onto the hot new thing to try and stay relevant. And the other one??

Michelle McCool: The bimbo??

Layla El: Yeah, her. She’s just using the other one to get to the top.

In the ring, Kelly and Victoria are both unimpressed by what they’re hearing.

Michelle McCool: You know, I hear she does a LOT of things to get to the top - if you know what I mean.

Layla El: I hear that too!!

Heat from the fans in the arena. Kelly shakes her head, furious at the connotation.

Michelle McCool: And where there’s smoke, there sure is fire. But ladies, you can keep that pretence up if you want. You can pretend like you’ve got things in common. Victoria?? You can play the big sister role all you want … but you cant be there for little miss sunshine ALL the time.

Layla nods.

Layla El: That’s right. Sooner or later, you’re gonna have to remove your lips from her pretty little butt. And when you do?? We’ll be there. And Kelly?? We’re gonna mess up that money maker of yours.

Michelle McCool: And then?? We’ll see how popular you are when you look like the back end of a truck!!

Layla chuckles, before she and McCool high five, laughing, whilst in the ring, Kelly and Victoria are both stewing…




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Cutting away sharply though, we go to the PARKING LOT … where CHRISTIAN has just arrived!!! There’s a handful of fans hanging around, cheering Captain Charisma, with Christian acknowledging their presence, but he‘s flanked by a team of workers, escorting him into the building.

Jim Ross: And there ya see him!! He’s here folks!! And trust me, he aint bringing an entourage - that aint his style. At the orders of Raw General Manager Ricky Steamboat, Christian is being escorted into the building to ensure he and John Cena are kept apart until they got out here for the contract signing!! It’s not too long away now, Coach!!

The Coach: Oh, I know Christian isn’t hiring a security team. He’s too cheap to splash out like that!! And it’s best he starts saving his fortune - he’s gonna find himself unable to work after Summerslam.

Jim Ross: John Cena is yet to arrive we hear, but he IS in Chicago tonight, and he WILL be here imminently!! Christian. Cena. Same ring. At the same time. TONIGHT!!!




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Raw returns with SCOTT STANFORD standing by…

Scott Stanford: Ladies and Gentlemen … CM Punk.

As CM PUNK appears on screen for the first time tonight, the fans inside the All-State Arena come unglued for their hometown hero - despite him being an out and out heel.

Scott Stanford: Mister Punk, thank you for giving us the time here tonight, and I’m sure you can hear the reaction of the fans here in your hometown Chicago. Tonight, you’ll be in action in the main event, taking on a man you know well - Paul London.

CM Punk: Well, first things first, Scott, I just want to acknowledge that warm reception from Chicago!!

Cheap pop from the fans. Punk is smiling, then shakes his head to talk to Stanford.

CM Punk: Not that I expected anything less. This city loves to see someone succeed in life like I have. Chicago wouldn’t turn it’s back on me!! And no matter what I do, these people wont turn their backs on me!! I’m the only thing they’ve got!!

Smaller pop for the apparent slight on the city he came from.

CM Punk: I’m the best thing to come out of this city … and y’know something?? The more time I spend OUT of Chicago?? The better I get!!!

There’s a slight smatter of heat for the heel comment, as Punk tries to turn the hometown support against him.

CM Punk: As for Paul London?? Yeah, I know London pretty well. Last time we met, Paul London had to take a little time off…

Scott Stanford: And we can only assume that that’s part of the reason Brent Albright handpicked you to face Paul London tonight. Have you spoken with Albright since that announcement was made earlier?? And indeed, are you happy to assist Albright in denying London a title opportunity?? I mean, what exactly is in this for you tonight??

CM Punk: How about you ask me one question at a time. No. I haven’t spoke to Brent Albright. I don’t care for Brent Albright. And I’m not “assisting” anyone. I’ve little time for Albright or his buddies. But I’ll give ‘em this - they aren’t stupid. They’ve picked the best guy on this entire roster to do their bidding tonight.

Punk smirks, and takes a moment before speaking again.

CM Punk: As for what’s in this for me?? Not a lot, if I’m honest. I’ve got no designs on Brent Albrights title - I’ve got my own here. And as long as I’m holding the Intercontinental Title, it’s the most important title in this company.

Punk shows off his title, then after fixing it on his shoulder, he shakes his head and scoffs.

CM Punk: I’m just scratching my head at how Paul London can be deemed worthy of a World Title shot. I mean, I understand his thought process - he couldn’t beat me for my Intercontinental Championship at Vengeance. He clearly wants no part of me, so he focused his attention elsewhere. But what exactly does Ricky Steamboat see in the guy to give him such a big opportunity again??

Scott Stanford: Well, most would argue that you beat a version of Paul London that was far from one hundred per cent at Vengeance. He went into that match with a severe knee injury.

CM Punk: And who’s to say he wont come out of this one with an injury too?? Like I said, Brent Albright isn’t a dummy. He picked the right guy to put a stop to Paul Londons little quest for the World Title. I’m better than Paul London. Proved it at Vengeance, and I’ll prove it again tonight. And I’ll do it - not for Albright, but for myself. Because I always enjoy making Paul Londons life miserable. And a sad Paul London makes CM Punk happy. So tonight, I’m gonna do something that no one else from Chicago can say - I’m leavin this place tonight a WINNER!!

Trying to heel himself to the hometown fans again, Punk signs off with a cheap dig, before walking off the set, leaving Stanford to shake his head in disappointment at the lack of class from Punk.



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Back into the arena, and an unrecognizable wrestler is in the ring, waiting for his opponent. The wrestler is keyed on screen as CHASE STEVENS, as he plays to the fans a little…

**PALE RIDER**

Getting heat from the fans, CHRISTOPHER DANIELS - now a solo star after breaking up his team with Doug Williams, makes his entrance for his first match since the break up. The arena is shrouded in darkness, except the lone spotlight on the ‘Fallen Angel’ as he paces down the ramp…

Jim Ross: Well, he’s gotten what he wanted in the end!! Christopher Daniels wanted the spotlight on himself - and here we are. I hope he’s satisfied with himself!!

The Coach:
Oh, I know he is, J.R!! He’s finally shifted the dead weight. Now, we get to see the best of Christopher Daniels!! There’s no room for passengers on Raw!! I’m excited for this!!

Match 3:
Christopher Daniels vs. Chase Stevens
Just a squash. Daniels quickly establishes control off a lock up, but after the jobber nearly steals a roll up, the mood changes and Daniels puts his foot on the throttle, punishing Stevens. He hit’s the BME - the move he’s used as a finish throughout the last year - but then follows that by dragging Stevens back up, and delivers a reverse STO - right into a KOJI CLUTCH!!!!! Almost instantly, Chase Stevens taps, giving Daniels a dominant win.
Winner: Christopher Daniels @ 02:06

An easy win recorded by Christopher Daniels on his singles debut. He’s all smiles as he has his arm raised with a convincing victory … but the smile soon fades …
AS DOUG WILLIAMS IS RUSHING DOWN THE AISLE!!!

The Briton charges to the ring, wanting to get his hands on Daniels, but the Fallen Angel spots the Anarchist quickly enough so that he can escape before Williams reaches the ring.

Jim Ross: And once again - Christopher Daniels wants NONE of Doug Williams!! Yeah, run for higher ground, Chris!! That’s the spirit!!!

The Coach: He’s nothing to prove to Doug Williams, J.R. Christopher Daniels left Doug Williams behind with that old tag team. He’s looking at the future. Not the past.

Daniels hops the barrier, escaping through the crowd, clearly wanting no part of Doug Williams yet again - just as he didn’t last week either.

Jim Ross: Well he may just have to confront his past before he can move on to the future, Coach. Because Doug Williams is thirsty for revenge!! He aint gonna let a sleeping dog lie!! And I don’t blame him!!!

The Coach: He’s bitter!! He knows without Christopher Daniels he’s just inconsequential. That’s why he’s hanging on to him!! MOVE ON!!!

In the ring, Williams is seething, desperate to get his hands on his former partner following Daniels stabbing him in the back two weeks ago.

Jim Ross: I don’t think he will, Coach. Not until he gets a piece of Daniels.



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Cutting backstage, JOHN CENA is marching his way through the halls - hood over his head - with workers doing their best not to look the ‘Man in Black’ in the eye, shifting uneasily away from him, not wanting to cross Cena.

Jim Ross: He’s on his way out here!! The contract signing is coming up next!! Batten down the hatches folks!!

The Coach: John Cena and Christian. It’s all made official!! It’s gonna go off, J.R. I just know it!!

The former champion continues trudging along … but before we can cut to the commercial, Cena stops in his tracks … looks off to his left, and takes his hood off. The camera pans, and we see TIFFANY, the Raw backstage reporter.

Arms folded, she has a scowl on her face, angry at the mere sight of Cena, after what he did to her boyfriend – Drew McIntyre - last month in Liverpool. Cena smirks, and walks over to her, with faceless workers trying to usher Tiffany away, perhaps worried for her safety around Cena.

John Cena: How’s that “man” of yours?? I bet he aint shootin his mouth off anymore, is he??

Tiffany: You’re scum.

Cena chuckles.

John Cena: An’ yet … if I snapped my fingers, you’d come runnin.

Tiffany screws her face up at the suggestion.

John Cena: But don’t hold your breath.

Cena turns away, walking on, whilst Tiffany - full of rage - shakes her head…




Commercial Break




And, Raw returns with the obligatory red carpet in the ring for the contract signing, as RICKY STEAMBOAT stands at the table, nodding to the reaction of the fans.

Ricky Steamboat: Okay. So, I don’t think I need to let anyone know what we’re here for, do I??

Pop from the fans.

Ricky Steamboat: In four weeks, WWE Summerslam comes back to Madison Square Garden. And with it, we’re bringing the biggest main event to ever hit Summerslam. John Cena and Christian will be locked inside a steel cage - Hell In A Cell. No one can get in, and perhaps more importantly; neither man can get out. Tonight, we’re here to make it official. Shall I get these two out here??

Another easy pop for Steamboat.

Ricky Steamboat: Very well…

The Raw General Manager turns, looking to the stage, beckoning the two men out…

**HATE ME NOW**

Entering first, JOHN CENA is greeted with his usual warm {/sarcasm} welcome from the rabid fans in Chi-Town. Hoodie over his head, Cena marches - head down - down the ramp, taking no notice of the fans either side of him.

Jim Ross: And in twenty seven days, John Cena will return to Hell. It was two years ago at Summerslam that Cena first competed in the Cell. On that night, his long running rivalry with Randy Orton came to an end, and it was Orton that left Hell in a Cell victorious.

The Coach: And don’t think for a second that isn’t playing on Cena’s mind. I know for sure, he wants to eradicate that loss from his mind. And in less than four weeks, he has the opportunity to do it.

With Cena reaching ringside, The ‘Man in Black’ takes off his hood, eliciting more boos from the fans. Steamboat looks on from the ring, and then motions to people on the outside … and as Cena steps into the ring, he is then followed by a horde of security.

Jim Ross: Oh boy. Ricky Steamboat aint takin any chances tonight, Coach.

The Coach: My god. Even I don’t need this much protection. Steamboat is determined that these two don’t come to blows.

Cena looks around at the security team in the ring, shaking his head, looking at Steamboat and mouths at him; “If I want to kick Christians ass - these goons aint gonna do a thing to stop me.” Steamboat ignores Cena, not even engaging him, as Cena takes his seat…

**JUST CLOSE YOUR EYES**

There’s a much, much more positive reaction for the arrival of CHRISTIAN, with the Canadian walking through the curtain, then stopping at the top of the ramp to soak up the ovation from the fans. Searching out into the sea of fans, Christian nods, then pumps his chest, blowing a kiss to the fans, before walking down the ramp.

Jim Ross: Not too long ago, we thought it could be six months or longer before we’d see this sight again. Christian though, HAS been given the all clear, he’ll be one hundred per cent at Summer slam - and he’ll need to be, quite frankly.

The Coach: Well, he’ll be cleared to compete, but my sources tell me that Christian WONT be one hundred per cent in Madison Square Garden on August Twenty Fourth. And if my sources are correct - which they usually are - I’d be worried about Christian inside Hell in a Cell.

In the ring, Cena doesn’t look impressed by what he sees, but stays in his chair, as Christian enters, and climbs onto the ropes to salute the fans once more. Still, despite Cena’s calm demeanour, Steamboat isn’t taking any chances, telling the security detail to keep an eye on Cena.

Jim Ross: Just as John Cena wont be a stranger to the Hell in a Cell environment - nor too will Christian. Less than eighteen months ago, Christian faced Triple H inside the devastating structure, and it was Christian that overcame The Game on that night. Christian knows what it’s like to win inside Hell in a Cell - Cena does not.

The Coach: I’ll give him that. Christian defeating Triple H in Hell in a Cell was an impressive feat - we were right there to call it. And on that night, Christian went to some dark places. We saw a whole different side to him on that night. And he’ll need to go back to those dark places again, if he is to survive this version of John Cena in the Garden.

Christian finishes off his entrance, and stands at the table, staring a hole through Cena, before finally sitting down - with the security team on edge, just as Steamboat is - with the tension in the air. Cena and Christian continue to lock eyes - neither man blinking - as Steamboat holds up the contract.

Ricky Steamboat:Gentlemen, I’ll be happy to make this quick. I know neither of you wants to be in the others company for too long - that much was evident when we were shooting the Summer Slam commercial, and I’m keen to make sure this doesn’t deteriorate into another situation like we had three weeks ago on Raw.

Still, Cena and Christian stare holes through one another - the tension is palpable.

Ricky Steamboat:What I will say before we get started is for the two of you to keep this in mind; whatever you may be feeling toward one another, in twenty seven short days, you’ll get to take it out on each other. With no security, no authority figures, surrounded by nothing but steel. Please … don’t jeopardize that by your actions tonight.

Steamboat is clearly anxious, looking back and forth at both men, worried it could boil over at any given moment.

Ricky Steamboat:And just to make sure that we keep things civil … I’m telling you both now … should there be physical contact between you tonight … or at any stage before Summer slam … I will prohibit either of you from competing for any championship for the remainder of your contracts.

Whoa. There’s a decidedly mixed reaction from the fans, who don’t appear to know how to react. In the ring, Christian remains unmoved, but Cena looks agitated by the announcement.

Ricky Steamboat: John, you’re already aware of the frustration at being barred from challenging for any championship for the remainder of 2008. Think about how you’d feel if that was for the remainder of your contract period.

Cena looks away, trying not to show his rising anger.

Ricky Steamboat: In addition … this match?? Hell in a Cell. SummerSlam. It ends there. SummerSlam will be the FINAL meeting either of you will ever have under my watch.

And now, Christian is finally moved from his thousand yard stare at Cena, and slowly turns to look at Steamboat, but rather than be disappointed, there’s a sense of acknowledgement instead.

Ricky Steamboat: Unless you’re scheduled in the same match, sanctioned by me, then the two of you will stay apart. You’ll keep your distance from one another, and there will be NO interactions between either of you. And if the two of you don’t adhere to that edict?? Then, just as I stated a moment ago - the two of you will be prohibited from competing for any championship for the remainder of your contracts.

The Raw GM is laying down the law tonight. Both men look rather perturbed now by that announcement - despite their current focus being on each other, both are driven by the need to be champion. Steamboat puts the contract down, and jabs his finger constantly into the table as he makes his next statement, looking back and forth at both men.

Ricky Steamboat: So, gentlemen … this goes without saying … but at Summer Slam … I suggest you leave it all out inside Hell in a Cell. Don’t leave that Cell with any regrets. Don’t leave that Cell without having given it everything. Get it all out. Because it may be the last time either of you ever share a ring together.

Cena nods, and now picks up a mic, leaning back in his chair.

John Cena: I’m way ahead, Steamboat. Before you even opened your mouth, I knew SummerSlam was gonna be the last ever meeting him and I have. Because I intend on it being the last match he has, period.

Heat. Cena doesn’t even look at Christian and instead speaks to Steamboat - but every time he says ‘his’, ‘he’, or ‘him’, Cena points in Christians direction.

John Cena: You’re gonna have to scrape his skinny ass off the mat like road kill. Once he’s locked in that cage and there’s no security to save him, I’m gonna run him over like a Mack Truck. And there aint gonna be much left - sure as hell not enough for him to ever make it back inside my ring.

More boos from the fans. Cena finally turns back to look Christian in the eye, and looks at the table, seeing the mic beside Christian, and shrugs.

John Cena: Cat got your tongue or something?? Aint normally lost for words, Christian. What’s up?? Reality setting in?? You seein now that this aint a game?? Too late to back down now. No way outta this.

Christian raises an eyebrow, and shakes his head. He picks up the mic.

Christian: What reality, John??

Cena laughs.

John Cena: What reality?? How about the reality that in twenty seven days, you’re locked inside a cage with me again. Remember Atlantic City?? Saturday Nights Main Event?? Remember me busting that head of yours like a grape?? Let me tell ya - that was tame compared to what’s gonna happen in Hell in a Cell.

Christian: I remember it. But I don’t intend on starting this match handcuffed.

Cena smirks.

Christian: Everything you did in Atlantic City was with me handcuffed to the cage. And when you gave me that FU off the stage six weeks ago - you attacked me from behind. You wont get a jump on me at SummerSlam. You’ll have to come at me; head on. Not something you’re used to doing these days, is it??

Cena tries to act cool, looking away, leaning back in his chair, as if he isn’t bothered by anything Christian says.

Christian: And if either of us should be worried about the past - maybe it’s you. See, you and I?? We’re not strangers to Hell in a Cell. It’s not gonna be a new experience for either of us. Difference being, I beat Triple H … and you lost to Randy Orton.

There’s a few ‘ohhhh’ noises from the fans. Cena isn’t smirking anymore either.

Christian: Yeah, and don’t think I’ve forgotten what that loss did to you, Cena. While I took apart The Game and walked out a winner … you took two months to get over that loss to Orton. And I’m willing to bet it’s still playing on your mind - two years later. See … under that tough man act you’ve got going on … I know mentally … you’re brittle.

Cena moves forward now on his chair, and looks at Christian now, firmly shaking his head in disagreement. Christian nods though.

Christian: Your last trip to SummerSlam proved it. Me beating you at WrestleMania Twenty Three proved it too. It led to this-

Christian points at Cena, looking him up and down; ‘The Man in Black’. Christian then picks up his pen…

Christian: And at SummerSlam, I’m gonna prove it again. Because all of your fears … all of your worries … you can keep them hidden now. But come August Twenty Fourth, they’ll all come flooding back once that Cell door is closed, and the padlock comes down. And then it’s just you and me.

Growing cheers from the fans. Cena peers at the fans, acknowledging their cheers, before picking his microphone back up, whilst Christian puts pen to paper, signing the contract, and tossing it across the table at Cena.

Cena looks down at the contract, but moves it aside, and instead, locks eyes with Christian, shaking his head.

John Cena: The past. The past. The past. You oughta know this better than anyone, Christian - that guy that lost in the Cell at Summerslam two years ago?? He doesn’t exist anymore. The guy YOU beat at WrestleMania Twenty Three?? Forget about him. The old John Cena is dead and gone. The guy that choked you OUT … COLD at WrestleMania Twenty Four?? That’s the real John Cena. And that’s the John Cena that’s been breaking YOUR brittle body down, and that’s the John Cena that’ll put you OUT for good at SummerSlam.

Christian shakes his head - naturally, he doesn’t agree with the sentiment.

John Cena: Yeah, you wont be wearing any handcuffs when we step into the Cell. But until that night in Atlantic City back in March, it was me wearing the handcuffs. It was me with the handbrake on. Playing the nice guy. Well those shackles are off. Those handcuffs I placed on myself?? They’re gone. And ever since Saturday Nights Main Event in March … I’ve taken that handbrake off too. Choked your ass out at WrestleMania. Stopped Ric Flair having his fairytale send off at Backlash. Killed little Rey Reys chances of winning the World Title on Cinco De Mayo.

Cena smirks.

John Cena: And even when you did get the better of me in the Elimination Chamber?? Who had the last laugh?? Me.

Heat.

John Cena: How long was that title reign?? Five minutes … at a push??

Christian starts to get agitated, and is seen clenching his fist, whilst Cena continues to smirk at him.

John Cena: I tossed you off that stage, I beat up some young kid whose name I don’t even remember in the UK in front of his family, and I gave old Terry Funk a beatin just for fun.

More heat. Steamboat - still standing at the table - shakes his head in disgust at those actions.

John Cena: I’ve sent you to the hospital - twice. And trust me, at Summerslam, I’m gonna make it a third stay in hospital. Only this one could be permanent.

There’s louder heat now in the All State Arena for Cena. Christian breathes heavier, trying to keep his cool. Cena gets more comfortable…

John Cena: But - don’t worry about it. I’ll kick back a few cents to your old lady and keep her afloat.

That‘s enough, damn it!! He‘s crossing a line here!!” - J.R. The fans are also giving another “ohhh” as Cena looks to push Christians buttons. Christian keeps his composure though, and looks to Steamboat.

Christian: Are we done here??

Steamboat, looks over, seeing Cena has yet to sign the paper.

Ricky Steamboat: Uhh … John?? You still have to sign the contract.

Cena shrugs. He’s enjoying this. Cena looks to Christian again.

John Cena: You in a rush somewhere?? I thought you got off on this. Talking. Nothing clever to say tonight??

Christian shakes his head.

Christian: It’s not the time for that. I’m not interested in talking. The longer I sit here, the more I want to reach across this desk, wrap my hands around your throat and squeeze the life outta ya.

Steamboat gets anxious, whilst the fans get a little excited to see some action. Christian notices the General Managers anxiousness, and assuages any worry.

Christian: Relax. I’m not gonna jeopardize this match.

John Cena: Yeah guys … relax. It’s not like his hands could reach around my throat anyway.

It’s Cena with all the quick wit tonight. Christian composes himself, before speaking again.

Christian: I just want to get to August Twenty Fourth. I want that Cell door to close, and I want to put an end to this. I want to put an end to you.

Cena doesn’t look worried.

John Cena: Well … you can talk tough now. Just like you did before WrestleMania. How did that work out for ya??

He then makes a walking motion with his index and middle fingers.

John Cena: And you can walk away now - but remember this, Christian; you CANT escape at Summerslam. Yo, Dragon-

Cena jabs down on the contract with his finger, addressing the GM.

John Cena: Before I put my name on this contract, I want assurances that the door on that Cell is double padlocked. I want a guarantee that the steel on that Cell is reinforced. I don’t want his bitch ass runnin from me. I don’t want him finding a way out.

Christian shakes his head, and looks to Steamboat himself.

Christian: There wont be any running, I promise you that. If anything … they may have to drag me out of there when I‘m done with you. So while we’re asking for promises; Ricky?? I want your word that the match ends by pinfall or submission only. No stoppages by the referee. And I don’t want Cena to be able to up and quit when the going gets tough in there…

Cena laughs. Christian doesn’t smile, but turns his attention to Cena…

Christian: …Because old John Boy here is pretty partial to {Christian taps the desk with his hand a few times} tapping when he’s looking for a way out.

OHHHH’ ~ the fans. That line wipes the smile off Cena’s face, and he tightens his jaw, with that obviously hitting a nerve.

Christian: Aint that right, John?? Because behind the persona, behind all those muscles you got … there’s a weak, brittle man-child that cant cope when the pressures on.

As if to say Christians wrong, Cena grabs the contract, aggressively putting his name on the dotted line - but Christian doesn’t let up.

Christian:
And when all those insecurities come back to the surface at Summer Slam … you’ll look up at me, and you’ll say you’ve had enough. You’re gonna beg for it to be over. Then?? You’ll see how violent I can be. Because you have no idea … but you will.

And with that, in a sudden movement, Cena stands up - TIPPING THE TABLE OVER - taking out a few of the security team!!!!!!


Christian naturally leaps up, and with the table out of the way, there’s NOTHING keeping the two men apart!! Cena and Christian are HEAD TO HEAD, as Steamboat reacts quickly, getting between the two men, with the security pulling at both men too.

Cena shouts in Christians face; “SHOW ME NOW!! SHOW ME NOW!! GET VIOLENT!! COME ON!!! SHOW ME!!!”

But, to his credit, Christian allows the security to pull him away. Rather, Christian is now the one looking more cocky. He’s the one smirking now. There’s a solid wall between the two men, as the security keep them apart, but Christian still has his mic. Captain Charisma departs the ring, but looks to the fans, as Cena is held back in the ring…

Christian: See what I mean??

Christian starts backing up the ramp, pointing to the ring…

Christian: He’s looking for a way out already.

Christian tosses the mic, turns and walks away … as John Cena tries to fight his way through the security, but not even John Cena is overpowering eight large men, and they manage to subdue him in the ring. Meanwhile, Christian never even looks back - despite everything Cena threw at him tonight, it was Christian that kept his cool.

Jim Ross: I think ya can call that a psychological victory for Christian!! A game of mental warfare on the road to Hell!! And ya can see it - John Cena looks rattled, Coach!! John Cena thought he had the upper hand here - he thought he was in Christians head … but it sure doesn’t look like it right now!!

The Coach: Yeah … but who’s putting on the show?? I look at Cena and I see the real deal. He’s emotional - but he’s being real. Christian?? Not so much.

Jim Ross: I find it interesting - very interesting - that Cena snapped when his mentality was questioned. And given the stakes thrown down by Ricky Steamboat, if these two touch each other between now and Summerslam, they’re both eliminated from championship opportunities for the remainder of their contracts!! So why would Cena want a fight here?? I can only think of one thing - and Christian called it himself - John Cena is looking for a way out!!

The Coach: Pull the other one. Cena just wants it to be over. If they brought that Cell in here tonight, he’d fight Christian right now. He doesn’t want to wait to SummerSlam. And the longer he has to wait - and the more Christian pushes his buttons - the worse it’ll be for Christian. Quote me on that.

Jim Ross: A lot of questions. And in four weeks at Summer Slam … we’ll get all the answers….

The segment comes to an end, fading out on Cena in the ring, telling the security - and Steamboat - that he’s “fine”, having calmed down somewhat…




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Raw returns with the EAST COAST PARTY BOYS of Zack Ryder and Curt Hawkins already in the ring, and THE NEW STANDARD; Cody Rhodes and Ken Doane on their way, with clips of the Cena/Christian contract signing airing during the entrance.

Match 4:
The East Coast Party Boys vs. The New Standard
Tough spot to be in for both teams, coming off the last segment, and a crowd coming down from it. The match doesn’t even last long enough to get into third gear, as the action breaks down with all four men getting involved after Cody breaks the cover when Zack lands an early ROUGH RYDER on Doane. Hawkins takes Cody out of the ring, and Ryder stops Doane from rolling out of the ring by the apron.

Zack drags Ken up at the ropes, and looks to suplex Doane back in … but after Cody drop toe holds Hawkins on the floor, he’s able to intervene to help his partner, tripping Ryders legs … and the suplex attempt ends up seeing Doane landing on Ryder for a cover!! Rhodes ducks down by the apron - HOLDING THE LEGS of Ryder to stop him from kicking out!!!! 1...2...3!!!!!
Winners: The New Standard @ 04:06

It’s a disappointing loss for the boys from the East Coast - but a bounce back victory for Cody and Doane coming off their feud ending loss to Regal and Goldust a few weeks ago.

The New Standard steal it, and they scarper quickly once the count comes down, proving themselves to be a handful for everyone with tricks up their sleeves for all occasions. In the ring, Hawkins and Ryder are stewing, knowing they’ve just been cheated out of a fast path back to a title shot.



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Cutting away backstage, EVE TORRES is standing by…

Eve Torres: Hi!! Eve Torres here, and with me right now, is one of the two men battling in the thrilling Best of Seven Series for a future Intercontinental Championship match. Nick Nemeth!!

Camera pans to show NICK NEMETH - towel around his neck - looking tired, but the fans give him a respectful pop.

Eve Torres: Nick, tonight didn’t quite go your way, though with that said, clearly, Garrison Cade used the ropes to win tonight - BUT - you still lead the Best of Seven Series 2-1. Next week you have a chance to rest and recuperate, but so far, how happy are you in your performance??

Nemeth sighs.

Nick Nemeth: To lose tonight was frustrating - but knowing Cade had to cheat to beat me?? That doesn’t get me downhearted - no, no, no. Just the opposite - that’s given me even more belief in myself. That big, bad Garrison Cade couldn’t beat me legitimately in any of these first three matches?? It tells me I’m doin something right.

Affording himself a smile, Nemeth nods, before speaking again.

Nick Nemeth: Now I’ll be honest - this week off next week?? It’s come at just the right time. Cade’s beat me up pretty good these last three weeks. With a rest week next Monday?? I’m gonna be coming back strong in two weeks, and I’ve got my sights on that Intercontinental Championship.

Eve Torres: And, given that Cade predicted before this Series started that he’d win inside five matches - something that’s now impossible - plus, him having to resort to blatantly cheating to get off the board tonight … how do you think his mindset is affected by these first three matches??

Nemeth takes a moment to think, then shrugs.

Nick Nemeth: Who knows what he’s thinking. He wrote me off as some “pretty boy” that he’d bully and dismantle in no time. Well he was wrong. Yeah, I’m a little bruised, and I’m sore - but I’m in front. Maybe he took me a little lightly - but I’ve taken full advantage of that. He knows now that I’m no joke. And I think after these last three weeks, I’ve earned the guys respect as a competitor. He’ll go away this week, and he’ll have a lot to think about-

CADE ATTACKS NEMETH OUT OF NOWHERE!!!!!

Coming in like a steam train, Cade sends Nemeth flying into an equipment table, as Eve runs for cover. The Lone Star grips Nemeth by the throat with both hands, and TOSSES him INTO A DOORWAY!!!!

Nemeth slumps down, but Cade BOOTS him right in the face, before pushing officials out of the way, and picks Nemeth back up, throwing the smaller man onto his shoulders … RAZORS EDGE - TOSSING NEMETH INTO A WALL!!!!!

And there’s NO GIVE from the wall!!!!!! Nick Nemeth slumps down against the wall, writhing in pain, crying out in agony, as Cade stands over him, spitting on the ground, then telling Nemeth; “Enjoy your week off, boy.”

Cade walks off, job done, as medics rush toward Nemeth, tending to him and his back, with Eve also returning, looking concerned for Nemeth, who groans in pain … as we fade out into the commercial.




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Raw returns, showing Nick Nemeth being helped into a waiting ambulance - he’s on his feet though, and has referees either side of him, helping Nemeth enter the ambulance. J.R explains he’s being taken to a ‘local medical facility’ as a precaution following the assault from Cade, before we return to ringside, with Jim Ross and The Coach sat at ringside…

Jim Ross: Just a … sickening assault from Garrison Cade. A clear attempt to injure Nick Nemeth, and weaken him in advance of the continuation of the Best of Seven series in two weeks time.

The Coach: Nick Nemeth is gonna have a week off now to recover. I don’t see the big deal.

Jim Ross: No, of course you wouldn’t … but be that as it may, this is a loaded show, and unfortunately, as callous as it may sound, we’re having to move on here. We’ll update ya with any information on Nick Nemeth, but right now, we’re gonna take you to an interview that was conducted earlier today with WWE Commissioner Jesse Ventura, as he discusses the ongoing situation with the former Raw employee, Mr. Kennedy. A lot of legal ramifications have been discussed as of late, following the assault by Triple H on Kennedy last month on an edition of Friday Night Smackdown, when Kennedy was in attendance as a spectator.

The Coach: Let’s get to it, J.R. I want to hear what Ventura had to say!! Is Kennedy coming back??

Jim Ross: Well, let’s find out…



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Cutting away, the video begins, with the caption in the bottom corner, ‘EARLIER TODAY, MINNEAPOLIS, MN’ - sat across from one another is MATT STRIKER and WWE Commissioner JESSE VENTURA…

Matt Striker: Commissioner Ventura, thank you for setting aside the time to speak to the television audience in relation to the ongoing discussions with former WWE superstar Ken Kennedy. Please, bring us up to speed with negotiations…

Jesse Ventura: Well, I think you can probably guess they’ve been tricky to say the least. It wouldn’t take a genius to work that out. We’re dealing with a very savvy operator here, and if I say so, a rather difficult and irritating one too. I’m trying to serve a number of masters here, and someone is going to end up unhappy, either way. The Board of Directors unanimously accepted my proposal back in April to fire Kennedy. The Board and I are both uneasy about reversing that decision. It’s a bad look for the company to re-hire someone in those instances.

Matt Striker: And I assume, that’s where the issues in these negotiations have arisen??

Jesse Ventura: Well, that’s certainly part of it. Vince McMahon - naturally - doesn’t want this guy on his television shows. I mean, would you want to employ a man that struck your daughter??

Striker solemnly shakes his head.

Matt Striker: Absolutely not.

Jesse Ventura: Nor would I. So - and this doesn’t happen often, let me tell ya - McMahon and I are on the same page on this one. We don’t want this guy anywhere near our television. Our initial game plan was to give Kennedy a sizeable pay off in the hope he’d drop the charges against Triple H-

Matt Striker: For that attack on the June 13 edition of Friday Night Smackdown??

Ventura nods.

Jesse Ventura: Yeah. The first Smackdown on Sci-Fi. Highly unfortunate, unsavoury actions from Triple H, undoubtedly. Completely indefensible. And that’s what’s put us in this bind. We’re on the road to Summer Slam - the biggest perhaps ever - and one of our biggest headline attractions will be nowhere to be seen due to this suspension.

Matt Striker: And from what you’ve said, I have to assume that Mister Kennedy is holding out for a greater amount of money than the WWE is willing to pay??

Jesse Ventura: That’s where the problem lies. He wont listen to any offers of a monetary value. At least not on a basis that doesn’t involve him returning to the company. We’ve made a number of generous offers … none of which he’s willing to accept. Not because he’s made ridiculous demands regarding money … but because he wants to be reinstated. And that’s something I have a big, big problem with. He’s proven in the past to be reckless, he’s shown no respect for authority, he’s assaulted Stephanie McMahon … he attacked Shane McMahon at a WWE charity function last December … he’s essentially unemployable.

Striker thinks for a moment, pausing, before asking the next question.

Matt Striker: So, where do we stand??

The Commissioner sighs.

Jesse Ventura: Kennedy and his lawyers have made it clear that the only discussions they’re willing to have is in regard to his return to the WWE. Otherwise, they’ll press charges, against the WWE, against Triple H. His legal team have made it clear that they’ll do their absolute best to shut down the WWE while this takes place too. Now, there’s absolutely no way that action will fly in court, but it’s still horrible publicity for a publicly traded company.

Ventura affords himself a wry smile before continuing.

Jesse Ventura: If you know anything about me, you know I’m a stubborn man, Matt. So this isn’t my decision … but after careful discussions with the Board of Directors, we don’t want this thing to drag on for months through the courts. The WWE doesn’t want the bad publicity. We don’t want to keep one of our headline attractions - that being Triple H - off television for however many months it may take to clear this issue up, while the man is in the prime of his career…

Matt Striker: Are you saying what I think you’re saying??

Jesse pauses, and puts on a somewhat fake smile - as if to make a P.R statement.

Jesse Ventura: I am, Matthew. I’m pleased to tell you that Ken Kennedy will drop those charges against Triple H on the condition that the WWE reinstate Kennedy’s contract … including - as you can imagine - a hefty increase on his salary.

Venturas smile fades, clearly uneasy with the deal.

Matt Striker: And once that deal is completed, will that also see Triple H reinstated to television on Smackdown??

The Commissioner takes a moment to think, thinking the situation over.

Jesse Ventura: That’s something we’ll need to discuss with the Board, but a formal suspension is likely to be on the cards in that instance.

Matt Striker: So … when can we expect to see this deal concluded - and - when can the audience expect to see Mister Kennedy back on their television screens??

Ventura scoffs.

Jesse Ventura: That was the final demand. Kennedy?? He didn’t want to sign his contract in a room in Stamford. He wanted to do it in the grand fashion we’ve come to expect here in the WWE. He demanded the contract be signed live on Raw. So, next week on Raw … Mister Kennedy and I will make his return official.

Matt Striker: Commissioner Ventura, thank you for your time.

Striker leans forward, shaking the hand of Ventura, concluding the sit down interview, with the two men seen chatting, with Ventura very animated as he removes his wire, but we don’t get to hear what‘s said, as the footage begins to fade out…



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Back into the arena…

**ALELUYA DE EL MESIAS**

Making his Raw debut, the Intellectual Saviour DAMIEN SANDOW makes his way to the ring, arrogant as you like. On commentary, J.R and Coach talk up the prior interview with Jesse Ventura, confirming the return of MISTER KENNEDY to Raw next week, before finally acknowledging the debut of Sandow - after the commercial break.




Commercial Break




Sandow is in the ring, waiting on his opponent…

**GOLD LUST**


Accompanied by his smartly suited tag team partner William Regal, GOLDUST enters the stage, as bizarre as ever. In the ring though, Sandow is far from impressed at the opposition he’s facing tonight, looking repulsed at the sight of the gold painted freak. Goldust climbs into the ring, and as he goes through his usual antics - Sandow jump starts the match, attacking Goldust from behind!!!

Match 5:
Damien Sandow vs. Goldust w/William Regal
It’s another short match, with Sandow ultra aggressive, hammering the unprepared Goldust in the corner. Sandow sends Goldust off the ropes, and applies a sleeper on the return, but Goldust starts to fight out of it quickly, getting in some shots on Sandow, before running into a dropkick from the Intellectual Saviour. At this point, Sandow notices gold paint on his arms and body from Goldust, and looks even more furious - taking that frustration out on Goldust with a stomping in the corner, as Regal is forced to watch from the outside, complaining to the official.

Sandow is forced out of the corner, and given a stern warning from the official, but goes back to work on the Bizarre One. He sends Goldust off the ropes, but misses a clothesline, and the veteran fights back again. A Bulldog scores Goldust a near fall, but when he picks Sandow back up, the Intellectual Saviour catches him in the gut, hitting a Russian Leg Sweep … rolling through for the ELBOW OF DISDAIN!! Much to the chagrin of Regal watching on the outside, the Straight Jacket Neckbreaker follows, and Sandow gets the 1...2...3!!!
Winner: Damien Sandow @ 03:53

A winning start for Damien Sandow on Raw, seeing off Goldust rather impressively. After having his hand raised, Sandow again looks aghast at the gold paint smeared on parts of his body, as William Regal climbs into the ring to tend to his beaten tag team partner.

Watching on, Sandow contemplates attacking the Bizarre One again, but locks eyes with William Regal, and instead of attacking Goldust, Sandow appears to show some respect to the British veteran, offering Regal a nod … before simply departing the ring. Regal turns his attention back to Goldust, helping his partner back to his feet, as Sandow departs up the ramp, victorious on his first night on Raw…



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Backstage, TIFFANY - fresh off her earlier interaction with John Cena - is back at work, standing by with PAUL LONDON…

Tiffany: Paul, you’re moments away from what must be the most important match of your career. You’re taking on the Intercontinental Champion, CM Punk, and if you win - you’ll get to challenge Brent Albright for the World Heavyweight Championship at Summerslam. Does it get any bigger than this??

Paul London: Without a doubt, Tiffany, this is as big as it gets. One win away from challenging the World Champion at SummerSlam?? Yeah - it’s big. But it’s exactly where I want to be. Last week, I thought I’d won the World Title in that Four Way. Brent Albright?? Pulled his usual tricks, and he walked out with the gold. But he should know by now - you don’t get rid of Paul London that easy.

London pauses, looking down, then back up, into the camera…

Paul London: As for CM Punk??

Big pop from the crowd initially, but there’s some boos for Punk. London acknowledges the cheers.

Paul London: Yeah, I know there’s a lot of support out there for him tonight. And I may not be the popular choice out there … with all due respect?? I don’t care. Not tonight. CM Punk stands between me and the World Championship - and he’s gonna find himself being PUSHED out of my way.

Slight pop.

Paul London: Plus, this is an opportunity to kill two birds with one stone. I didn’t forget what happened at Vengeance. CM Punk?? You beat me at Vengeance when I was on one leg. As far as I’m concerned, you played just as big a part in that as Albright did. So you can bet your ass I owe ya one.

London turns his attention back to Tiffany.

Paul London: Tonight, I get to get even with Punk … and I get to punch my ticket to Madison Square Garden.

Tiffany: But Paul, aren’t you at all concerned about the fact that … well … CM Punk hasn’t been beaten in nearly six months??

Paul London: Has he faced Paul London?? Has he faced Paul London at one hundred per cent??

London shakes his head.

Paul London: I said I was coming for everything Brent Albright and the Master Craftsmen have. I meant every word. CM Punk, he’s just a road block. And I’m gonna tear through it.

London walks off, all set for the main event…




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VIDEO PACKAGE

Clips of the many cities WWE visited last Summer during the global World tour.

LAST YEAR, THE WWE TOURED THE GLOBE

And, shots of Wembley Stadium last year at Summerslam, with clips of Randy Ortons mid air RKO on RVD, Ricky Hatton knocking out Armando Estrada, Edge spearing The Undertaker, MNM falling from a ladder, and Christian raising the title at the end of that show.

AND BROUGHT THE BIGGEST EVENT OF THE SUMMER ACROSS THE POND

The Summerslam logo flashes across the screen, then an image of the world is shown, with the focus zooming in toward the U.S.A

BUT THIS YEAR…”

The zoom continues toward the East Coast, and then, we see clips of New York City; the statue of Liberty, yellow cabs, Times Square, Brooklyn Bridge

SUMMERSLAM IS COMING…”

The New York skyline then the camera stops at Madison Square Garden.

“…HOME

Flashing shots of famous MSG moments in WWE history; Hogan winning his first title, Bret Hart being hoisted in the air at WrestleMania X, Austin stunning McMahon for the first time, and Triple H winning the ladder match in 1998 at a Summerslam.

NEW YORK CITY MADISON SQUARE GARDEN THE SPIRITUAL HOME OF THE WWE

End, with the Summerslam graphic on the screen.


WWE SUMMERSLAM | AUGUST 24 | NEW YORK CITY, NY
- MADISON SQUARE GARDEN -
ONLY ON PAY PER VIEW
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Back into the arena…


**STAY IN SHADOW**


The Finger Eleven theme hits, and PAUL LONDON rushes onto the stage, getting a pop from the fans, as he heads into his moment of destiny. The Golden Boy paces on the stage, getting hyped up … then sprints down the ramp as always, sliding into the ring, and climbing the turnbuckles.


**THIS FIRE BURNS**

Massive reaction initially - as you’d expect - but there’s boos too for the Intercontinental Champion, with CM PUNK going through his usual motions, telling the fans in Chicago; “IT‘S CLOBBERIN TIME!!” before sauntering down the ramp. However, when Punk reaches the ring…

**MEET YOUR MASTER**


Taking the attention away from the ring momentarily, THE MASTER CRAFTSMEN walk out onto the stage, but stay there, clearly coming out here to watch the match with a vested interest. London has a few choice words from the ring, making sure the referee is on top of the situation, worrying that Albright and co are out here to scupper his chances.

Main Event | NON-TITLE MATCH:
Paul London vs. ‘Intercontinental Champ’ CM Punk
*If Paul London wins; he faces Brent Albright for World Championship at SummerSlam*
It’s a slow start, with London and Punk struggling for supremacy, amidst duelling chants of “Let‘s go London” and “C-M PUNK” from the fans. They tussle back and forth, trading holds, switching headlocks, applying hammerlocks, before the pace quickens, and it’s London that wins that exchange, surprising Punk with a dropkick, and follows that with a series of arm drags, that eventually see the 2008 King of the Ring roll out of the ring to catch a break. Punk takes a walk, trying to gain heat by mouthing at fans in the front row, and the Craftsmen watch from the stage, as Raw heads to the final commercial of the night.



Commercial Break



And, back from the break, Punk is magically in control. Having gained the upper hand during the commercial, Punk now has a side headlock applied, trying to wear down London, but the Golden Boy soon fights out of the hold. Again, the pace quickens, with London busting out the always impressive dropsaults, then wants a TORNADO DDT - but Punk counters and DUMPS London over the ropes, with London crashing HARD onto the floor!! And Punk doesn’t let up there either. The I.C Champion follows out, roughing London up on the floor, delivering a snap suplex. Tossing London back inside, he looks to finish the match with a cover, 1...2...NO!!!

On the stage, the Craftsmen all take a deep inhale of breath, having thought that might have been it for London. In the ring, Punk opens up on London, hitting his signature running knee into the corner, and the Bulldog out of the corner for another near fall, before savagely driving elbows into the face and neck of London - only stopping at the behest of the referee. Getting cocky, Punk starts to mock London, and targets the knee, going back to their match at Vengeance when London competed despite a knee injury. The cockiness comes back to bite Punk though - as he shapes up for a Figure Four - LONDON KICKS HIM AWAY!!!!

Punk tumbles through the ropes and to the floor … with London getting up … and delivering a PLANCHA TO PUNK!!!!! That gets the fans on their feet, but it signals a look of worry from the previously confident Master Craftsmen on the ramp. London - fired up - tosses Punk into the steps, then into the ring, delivering a STANDING SHOOTING STAR!!! 1...2...NO!!!!! Punk survives, but London has hit another gear, and he relentlessly fires off forearm shots to Punk in the corner, finishing with a running forearm to the corner, before scoring with a TIGER SUPLEX!!! 1...2...PUNK KICKS OUT!!!!!

London thought he’s done it!! Having to pick himself back up after the near fall, London stays on Punk, slamming him back onto the mat, dropping a leg, setting Punk up to allow himself to climb to the top rope … wanting the 450 SPLASH … NO ONE HOME!!!!!!!! Punk rolled out of danger!!!!! London crashes and burns, and Punk looks to pick up the scraps, getting London up for the GTS - BUT LONDON FRANTICALLY ELBOWS TO FREEDOM!!!! The two men battle it out now in the middle of the ring, back and forth, but just as London is winning the battle, Punk RAKES THE EYES - then scores with a ROUNDHOUSE!!!!! He covers … 1...2...NO!!!!!!

Still, London wont stay down. Punk sends him into the corner, and punishes London with a series of Muay Thai knees, throwing in some slaps for good measure, before attempting a Monkey Flip … but London LANDS ON HIS FEET … AND DELIVERS WITH A PELE KICK!!!!! Once more, there’s concern in the eyes of Albright on the stage with Haas and Dinsmore, as London summons the energy to climb to the top once more … but before he can fly again … PUNK KICKS THE REFEREE INTO THE CORNER!!!! Mike Chioda stumbles in and collides with London, as London tumbles off the top, knocking the official down!!!!!

With a knowing smirk on his face, Punk staggers back to his feet, wanting a GTS on London to finish him off … BUT LONDON COUNTERS WITH A DDT!!!!! London puts Punk down, as he zeroes in on victory, once again looking to climb the ropes … and the shit hit’s the fan!!! Seeing the official down, it’s a green light for Albright, Haas and Dinsmore to get involved, and prevent London from winning, much to the chagrin of the fans!! The Master Craftsmen hit the ring, with London doing his best to try and fight them off, but it’s a hopeless task. The trio of champions put the boots to London, and Albright delivers the ACE IN THE HOLE, with Haas and Dinsmore dragging Punk over for the cover…

WHEN SHELTON BENJAMIN AND REY MYSTERIO HIT THE RING TO MAKE THE SAVE!!!!!!

Two men with their own axe to grind with the Master Craftsmen; Shelton and Mysterio look to even the scores, taking the fight to Albright, Haas and Dinsmore, with the element of surprise helping them take on the 3 on 2 odds … but it soon becomes 4 on 2 … as Punk recovers, and helps out the Craftsmen to try and take care of the threat from Benjamin and Mysterio!!! The boos rain down - even for Punk now - as the Craftsmen stomp Rey and Shelton out of the ring, whilst Punk picks up the lifeless body of Paul London, looking for a GTS to finish things off. He takes his time, looking to each side of the ring … but when he turns to the opposite of the hard camera side …

SWEET CHIN MUSIC!!!!!!!!!!!

IT’S SHAWN MICHAELS!!!!!!!!!

THE SHOWSTOPPER STRIKES CM PUNK!!!!!!! HE’S BACK!!!!!!!!!! Michaels drops CM Punk with Sweet Chin Music, and stands over Punk, pointing down at him, having plenty to say to the man that humiliated him three weeks ago!!! On the floor, the Craftsmen cant believe what they’re seeing … as Shawn proceeds to deliver SLINGSHOT CROSSBODY TO THE FLOOR ONTO THE MASTER CRAFTSMEN!!!!! Shawn Michaels returns with a MASSIVE impact, as he, Mysterio and Benjamin fend off the Master Craftsmen on the floor … whilst Paul London agonizingly crawls over onto Punk … draping an arm over the Intercontinental Champion … as Mike Chioda finally comes around … and makes the count … 1 ……… 2 ……… 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Winner: Paul London @ 14:19
*CHALLENGES BRENT ALBRIGHT AT SUMMERSLAM FOR THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP*

It’s pandemonium inside the All-State Arena, as Paul London DEFEATS CM Punk - the first man to do so since Wrestle Mania - and punches his ticket to SummerSlam!!!! London rolls off Punk, and sits up, with a look of relief - then glory - on his face, with Mike Chioda raising his arm in victory.

Jim Ross: YES!!! PAUL LONDON IS GOIN TO SUMMERSLAM!! HE’S BEATEN CM PUNK!!!

The Coach: No - NO!! Call the DQ ref!! Call the DQ!!!

On the outside, Albright, Haas and Dinsmore all escape from Michaels, Benjamin and Mysterio having failed miserably in their attempt to screw Paul London out of the title shot tonight. Michaels gets back into the ring, just as Punk rolls out - avoiding another attack from HBK.

Jim Ross: And like a scalded dawg, CM Punk is getting his ass outta dodge!!! By gawd, we’ve waited a long, long time to see that smug look wiped off his face!! And finally - not before time - that little rat bastard has gotten his comeuppance!!!

The Coach: That was an ambush, J.R!! You cant celebrate that!!!

The Showstopper points out of the ring, having plenty to say to Punk on the floor, before turning back to London and raising the arm of the #1 Contender, as do Mysterio and Benjamin - all happy to see justice served tonight for Paul London.

Jim Ross: This is a rude awakening for the Master Craftsmen and CM Punk tonight!! This Raw roster aint gonna let these guys run roughshod anymore!! Just when it looked like Paul London was about to be screwed out of a title shot, justice was served!! Shelton Benjamin, Rey Mysterio - they did the right thing!! And Shawn Michaels made the biggest impact of all!!!

The show comes to a close with London on the turnbuckles, looking to Albright on the ramp, motioning around his waist that the title will soon be his. Albright shakes his head, hating what he’s seeing, whilst Haas and Dinsmore also look irate in the background…

Jim Ross: And now we know - in twenty seven days - Paul London and Brent Albright will renew hostilities!! In the worlds most famous arena, at the biggest event of the Summer, Albright and London will go to war for the richest prize in the game!! Bah Gawd, what a night!!!!

Whilst at the bottom of the ramp, CM Punk is sat, looking dishevelled, horrified at the stunning return of Shawn Michaels tonight, helping to inflict Punks first loss in six months. Standing tall, London, Rey, Shelton and HBK get the moment of glory tonight, as Raw goes off the air…



END OF SHOW


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Official Card for WWE SummerSlam:
August 24 2008 | Madison Square Garden, New York NY
Theme Music; ‘Closer’ by Kings of Leon & ‘Summer In The City’ by Lovin Spoonful


~ THE MAIN EVENT ~
!! HELL IN THE CELL !!
JOHN CENA -VERSUS- CHRISTIAN
~ COLLISION COURSE III - THE FIGHT OF THE CENTURY ~

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WWE Championship Match:
Edge defends against Kurt Angle



World Heavyweight Championship Match:
Brent Albright defends against
Paul London

 
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WWE Superstars | July 30 2008

EPISODE 64

After Todd Grisham and Matt Striker open the show, they hype tonight’s main event of JTG taking on Chavo Guerrero - a continuation of the recent JTG/Los Latinos rivalry which has featured mainly on Superstars.

In the first match of the night, we see Natalya in action, defeating Katie Lea in a short, but competitive bout @ 06:02 with a Sharpshooter for the feel good submission victory, strengthening her ambitions to get into the Womens title hunt in the near future.

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~ THIS FRIDAY ON SMACKDOWN ~

!! THE FALL OUT FROM LAST WEEKS SMACKDOWN RUMBLE !!
!! INCLUDING RANDY ORTON VERSUS CHRIS JERICHO !!
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Up next, Jamie Noble gets back to winning ways after a rough week since losing the Cruiserweight Championship, defeating Elix Skipper in a rare heel vs. heel match. During the contest, Grisham and Striker discuss Finlays plans to crown the next contender for the Cruiserweight Championship - a four man round robin tournament - and wonder if Noble will find himself back in the hunt by gaining a spot in the tournament off this win, which comes @ 05:53 with the Tiger Bomb.

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Colt Cabana (back in his home town!!) and Colin Delaney then get some interview time from earlier in the night regarding their recent issues with Bob Holly. They talk about Cabana helping Colin get even with the bully last week, with Colt trying to cheer Delaney up - but the wiry jobber is still struck in fear, worried about the ramifications of standing up to Holly. Cabana tells Delaney to stop worrying, letting the jobber know he has his back.

Then, Colt Cabana & Colin Delaney defeat two local jobbers in a fun, fairly comedic match up @ 03:32 when Cabana applies the Chicago Crab to get the submission victory for him and his partner. As Delaney and Cabana soak up the victory in the ring, we see an angry Bob Holly watching on a monitor backstage - he’s obviously not letting this issue lie.

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NEXT MONDAY ON RAW…

SHAWN MICHAELS IS BACK!! AND HE’S GUNNING FOR CM PUNK!!
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Finally, in the main event, JTG faces Chavo Guerrero as advertised. Despite having beaten Chavo in a singles match a few weeks back, JTG doesn’t have the same luck this time around, as the meddling of Vickie Guerrero and Super Crazy gives Chavo the win with a roll up - and a handful of tights - for the three count @ 07:16.
Los Latinos depart the ringside area together, all smiles, having stolen another win over JTG in their ongoing rivalry.

END OF SHOW
 
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Friday Night Smackdown | August 1 2008 | Ft. Wayne, In



Opening Video


Pyro



Michael Cole: Summerslam is fast approaching - it’s just over three weeks away - and Smackdown comes to you tonight from Fort Wayne Indiana, as Kurt Angle - the winner of last weeks incredible Smackdown Rumble - is in attendance, as he gets set to launch another challenge for the WWE Championship at Madison Square Garden on August 24!! I’m Michael Cole, and I’m joined by Jerry Lawler. King, how about our main event tonight on Smackdown!?

Jerry Lawler: Randy Orton and Mr. Money in the Bank!! One on one, Orton and Jericho!! I cant wait!!!

Michael Cole: Plenty of history, King, between Chris Jericho and Randy Orton, of course, but last week, it looked as if they had a mutually beneficial agreement to team up and eliminate the competition from the Smackdown Rumble-

Jerry Lawler: Until they tried to double cross each other!! Neither man can be trusted - and it proved to be both mens downfall last week!!

Michael Cole: Tonight, Orton and Jericho - both out of the title picture for Summer slam - will go one on one, but b-



THE LIGHTS GO OUT!!!!


~ GONG ~





!! EXPLOSION !!


Fire explodes from the ring posts…


**REST IN PEACE**


The fans ERUPT for the appearance - unscheduled, unadvertised - of the Deadman; THE UNDERTAKER … and his brother, the Big Red Machine; KANE … The Brothers of Destruction!!! Entering the arena together, side by side, Kane and The Undertaker walk down the ramp, with Michael Cole commentating over clips of their returns to Smackdown last week.


The Deadman and the Big Red Machine enter the ring eventually, with King informing the people watching at home that Steven Richards and the Gods of War are NOT here tonight - or at least, they haven’t been seen here tonight…


Standing in the middle of the ring, Kane and The Undertaker stand impressively, side by side, with Taker waiting to speak … waiting for the fans to settle down…


The Undertaker: Gods of War … you call this ring … you call OUR yard … YOUR domain?? … … … Then we challenge you to defend what you claim to be yours.


Kane remains still, whilst Taker paces a few steps.


The Undertaker: For eighteen years, Kane and I have laid waste to each and every challenge to our dominance.


Still stoic, unable to be read behind his mask, Kane nods along in agreement.


The Undertaker: Each of those mortal souls have had to experience the eternal suffering that comes with throwing down the gauntlet to us … and the two of you will be no different.


Pop. Taker takes a step back, and Kane takes over.


Kane: At Judgment Day, Batista and Lashley - you DID defeat The Brothers of Destruction … but you will NEVER vanquish The Undertaker and I.


The Undertaker: For we will NEVER … rest … in … peace.


The fans chant along with the famous Undertaker phrase, before giving a pop.


The Undertaker: We are the living embodiment of Vengeance. The reaper of souls, and the devils favourite demon.


Taker points at himself and Kane when delivering that last sentence. Kane takes over again.


Kane: Last week was just … the begiiiinnnninnng. WE stand in this ring now, where WE belong. Judgment Day was NOT the final reckoning you thought it was. WEEEE decide when this ENDS…


Kane pauses before starting up again…


Kane: Now, we throw that same gauntlet you brought to us … down at the feet of Mars and Ares.


The Phenom nods in agreement.


The Undertaker: Gods of War … Brothers of Destruction … Summer Slam


Kane: All … Out … WARRRRR!!!!!


Big pop for the challenge being laid out by the Brothers of Destruction for Summerslam.


The Undertaker: And just like the Greek God of War; Ares in the Trojan War … the two of you will fall.


Kane: The Undertaker and I will take the Spear of Mars … and send the two of YOU straight to the depths of HELLLL!!!!!


Pop.


The Undertaker: And then … we will reclaim what is ours. OUR yard. And the two of you will BOW at OUR feet and BEG for us to spare your mortal souls … and it will be you Batista and you Lashley that will ultimately … REST … IN … PEACE!!!!


Because there’s no other way to end an Undertaker promo. He rolls his eyes into the back of his head, as Kane proceeds to raise his arms … and SETS OFF THE PYRO from the ring posts again.


Looking intimidating in the ring together, The Brothers of Destruction stand tall, their message sent, opening Smackdown with a huge challenge laid down to the Gods of War for Summerslam.


Michael Cole: There ya have it, King. All Out War has been declared between The Brothers of Destruction and the Gods of War at Summerslam!!!


Jerry Lawler: And I don’t think there’ll be much speculation if that challenge will be accepted!! Batista and Lashley aren’t scared of a fight, Michael!!


Michael Cole: No, you’re right there, King. It’s a matter of ‘when’, rather than ‘if’ that challenge is accepted by the Gods of War.


Jerry Lawler: It was chaos at Judgment Day - I’m just not sure Madison Square Garden is gonna be able to withhold these four should it come to pass at Summerslam!!


Michael Cole: What a way to kick off Smackdown!! We’re gonna be right back after this commercial break - don’t go anywhere!!!






Commercial Break





**VIDEO PACKAGE**


~ GARDEN GALA MOMENT ~
SUMMERSLAM 1988


At the first ever Summer Slam, reigning - and the longest reigning - Intercontinental Champion HONKY TONK MAN issues an open challenge for a shot at his gold. The challenge is accepted by none other than the white hot ULTIMATE WARRIOR, who blows Honky Tonk Man out of the water in a matter of seconds to bring the curtain down on the longest ever I.C title reign, creating a moment that will live forever, once again, in the Worlds Most Famous Arena.


SUMMERSLAM 2008 | AUGUST 24 | NEW YORK CITY, NY
~ MADISON SQUARE GARDEN ~
ONLY ON PAY PER VIEW
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Smackdown returns and THE JAMES BOYS are in the ring, getting a rare appearance on Smackdown, with hardly any sign of the jobber team even on Superstars in recent months.


Michael Cole: Welcome back to Friday Night Smack down - and as you can see, a big opportunity coming up here for the James Boys in six man tag team action!!


**PRICELESS**


Accompanied by his father, Ted Senior, TED DIBIASE Jr makes his way out onto the stage, with the Million Dollar Man giving his son some advise as they walk down the ramp.


Jerry Lawler: And I’m not convinced The Million Dollar Man will be happy about his son having to team with these two delinquents. Young Ted needs a win right now - and he’s pretty much guaranteed a loss with these losers.


Michael Cole: Well, I’m sure The James Boys will look to make an impression-


Hold on-


RANDY ORTON HIT’S THE RING FROM THE CROWD-


AND DROPS KASSIDY JAMES WITH AN RKO!!!


KACEY JAMES IS FROZEN ON THE SPOT - STUNNED BY WHAT HE’S JUST SEEN … RKO FOR KACEY TOO!!!


On the ramp, the Million Dollar Man quickly gets his boy to backtrack, smartly keeping young DiBiase out of the path of Orton. In the ring, Orton is damn near foaming at the mouth, with a wild uncontrollable look in his eyes …


Before shaping up, and with little time spent teasing…


ORTON PUNTS KASSIDY JAMES IN THE SKULL!!!!!


THEN PUNTS KACEY JAMES IN THE SKULL TOO!!!!!


For the first time in MONTHS, Orton uses his dastardly, career-altering PUNT KICK, taking out the poor James Boys!!!


Orton paces around the ring, before calling for a mic, with Tony Chimmel all too quick to give it to him, fearing he could be next on Ortons hitlist.


Randy Orton: UNTIL I GET MY REMATCH, I’M GONNA PUNT EVERY GOD DAMN PERSON THAT WALKS DOWN THAT RAMP!!!!!


Mixed response, with some cheering due to the badass nature of Ortons decree.


Randy Orton: I’m sick and tired of being screwed over around here!! I didn’t lose at the Great American Bash!! That Rumble last week?? That was a JOKE!!! That whole thing should’ve been SCRAPPED and I should’ve gotten my rematch!!!


Orton - fuming - takes a moment to settle, before continuing.


Randy Orton: But now … Kurt Angle is going to Summerslam?? And I’m not??


Orton points down at the broken bodies of The James Boys…


Randy Orton: This is my statement. I want my rematch with Edge. I want it at Summer slam … or so help me God, I’ll do this to-


**LAMBEG**


And here comes the Smackdown General Manager, FINLAY. Ushering medical staff to rush toward the ring and tend to the stricken James Boys, Finlay follows behind them, talking and walking, shaking his head at the actions of Orton as he approaches the ring himself.


Finlay: How about you just settle down there, Randy. The first thing you’re going to do is let the EMT’s do their job, okay?? Otherwise, the only thing you’ll be getting is a criminal record. Understood??


Randy Orton: Give me what I want then- give me what I’m OWED - and this can all stop.


Still shaking his head, Finlay walks up the steps and climbs into the ring as he retorts to Orton - not caving to his demands.


Finlay: Look, yeah, what happened at the Great American Bash was unfortunate. And don’t worry about it, I haven’t forgotten that you didn’t lose against Edge. As long as you don’t do anything else as stupid as this, you’ll remain in contention for the WWE Championship.


Finlay takes a look at the two James Boys, both being tended to by the medics, before looking at Orton, face to face with the former WWE Champion.


Finlay: But the fact is, you had the chance to earn your shot at Summer slam … but you chose to saddle up with Jericho. You made that choice. And it cost yeh. You didn’t win last week. And you wont be getting a WWE title shot at Summerslam.


RKO TO FINLAY!!!!!!!!


RANDY ORTON JUST DROPPED THE GENERAL MANAGER OF SMACKDOWN!!!!!


Jerry Lawler: Oh GOD - that’s it, he’s fired!!


Michael Cole: RANDY ORTON HAS LOST ALL CONTROL HERE TONIGHT!!! HE’S GONE OFF THE DEEP END!!! He just gave an RKO to the General Manager of Smackdown!!!


Jerry Lawler: He’s flipped!!! Nobodies safe, Cole!! Not even us!!!


BUT THAT MIGHT NOT BE ALL!!!


BECAUSE ORTON IS TAKING UP THAT POSITION AGAIN!!!!!


Michael Cole: SOMEBODIES GOTTA STOP THIS!!! Randy Orton is shaping up to take off Finlays head!!!


Orton is like a dog on a leash, pulling at the ropes in the corner, waiting for Finlay to recover into position for the PUNT … as the medical staff clear the ring in fear for their own lives…


BUT THE WWE CHAMPION - EDGE - COMES HARING DOWN THE RAMP!!!!!


Orton spots Edge storming toward the ring, and gets set to meet him coming in - with Edge sliding under the bottom rope, AND TACKLES ORTON DOWN!!!!!


Edge tees off on Orton on the mat, peppering Orton with a flurry of rights and lefts, as the WWE Champion saves the Smackdown General Manager from being put on the shelf.


Eventually, Orton slithers free, escaping from Edge, and as the two men get to their feet, Edge is ready to strike again … but Orton wants no more of this fight, and he scarpers out of the ring!!!


Both men are seething - for differing reasons - with Orton no nearer a shot at Edge, and Edge no nearer to getting the last word on Orton. Orton backs up the ramp, whilst Edge remains in the ring, shouting out at Orton, with a stream of bodies laid out in the ring; The James Boys and the recovering Finlay. Quite the path of destruction from Orton. All for nothing.


Michael Cole: Ladies and Gentlemen, we’re going to hopefully get everything back under control here. We’ve yet to get a match started!! But I just hope the James Boys aren’t too severely injured here. The General Manager has been incapacitated here, but as far as I know - I mean - obviously, that six man tag team match is out of the question. Next up - I hope - when we come back, it’ll be M.V.P, one on one with Primo.


Jerry Lawler: The San Juan Express got the win over MVP and Kofi Kingston at the Great American Bash - Kofi Kingston was taken out of commission last week, so tonight, MVP gets a one on one showdown with Primo!!!


In the ring, Finlay starts to pull himself to his feet, using the ropes to get to a knee, clearly worse for wear, whilst Edge paces, still keen for a piece of Randy Orton.






Commercial Break






Match 1:
M.V.P vs. Primo w/Epico
Epico doesn’t last long at ringside, with the official demanding he goes to the back after being caught trying to interfere TWICE in the opening minute. That decision distracts Primo, as he argues with the official about needing his tag team partner - his family - by his side … but the referee wont listen to any of it, and it allows MVP to take control early on. Primo soon tries to leave and walk out of the match, but MVP catches up to him on the ramp, suplexing him out there.


Porter brings Primo back to the ring, and looks to be closing in on victory very quickly - but Primo manages to hang Montel up on the ropes and turn the match on it’s head. Primo gets the heat, and targets the knee of MVP, bringing their story full circle after MVP put Primo on the shelf over a year ago by attacking his knee. Primo works the knee, and applies a one leg crab to hyper-extend the knee, but MVP refuses to give up and makes it to the ropes.


After that, Primo rolls to the floor, and looks to ram the knee into the ring post, but MVP kicks Primo away, with the Colon hitting the barrier. That buys MVP time to recover in the ring, and when Primo re-enters the ring, MVP starts his come back. MVP - hobbling on one leg - runs through his signature offence, but misses when he goes for the DRIVE BY kick, with Primo then rolling him up - WITH A HANDFUL OF TIGHTS … 1...2...NO!!!!!


Montel survives the near fall, and survives an attempted BACK CRACKER after Primo slows him down with a kick to the bad leg … after avoiding the move … MVP catches Primo with an overhead Belly to Belly. Porter then charges through Primo with a series of clotheslines, punishing Primo, getting some payback for the recent attacks … then finally puts his rival away, as he scores with the PLAY OF THE DAY!!!!! MVP finally gets the hook of the leg, 1...2...3!!!!!
Winner: M.V.P @ 07:04


M.V.P sees off Primo, showing his superior singles abilities, after suffering the loss in a tag team match at the Great American Bash. On commentary, Cole and Lawler suggest that MVP may well move on now, saying that Porter has spoken of his desire to win titles - closing in on two years on Smackdown without winning gold - having conquered the challenge of the San Juan Express.






Commercial Break





***
> JIMMY YANG <


~ COMING TO SMACKDOWN ~



!! SOON !!
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Returning backstage, FINLAY is recovering from the earlier RKO he suffered from Randy Orton. Walking through the halls with an ice pack on his neck, he looks in obvious discomfort, with JOSH MATHEWS approaching;


Josh Mathews: Finlay, obviously, not a good time right now to disturb you, but I was hoping we could get some comments on what just transpired in the ring between you and Randy Orton?? Can we expect any reprimand for Ortons actions against you??


Finlay: On me?? I’m a big boy, Josh, I’m not going to punish Randy for doing what he just did. What he did to the James Boys, on the other hand?? What he could’ve wound up doing to me?? That’s punishable. But I’m not gonna make any rash decisions right now. So, if you’ll excuse me-


Finlay opens the door, and is instantly riled by what he sees; THE BRIAN KENDRICK already in the office, sat on the edge of the table, waiting for Finlay to arrive.


Finlay: Ohh, for fu-


Kendrick slides off the table, beaming, greeting his old adversary unusually warmly.


The Brian Kendrick: There he is!! The second best ever General Manager of Smack down - after me, of course.


Finlay: What do you want??


Kendrick senses the frosty atmosphere, and playfully pounds the arm of Finlay as the GM brushes by him, and to his desk.


The Brian Kendrick: Hey - I’m just joshin ya, boss man.


Finlay: Just get to the point. Spit it out - what do y’want??


TBK chuckles, and awkwardly gets out his point, whilst Finlay looks through a bunch of paperwork.


The Brian Kendrick: I uh … I need a title shot.


Finally, Finlay smirks, not looking at Kendrick, but shakes his head regardless.


Finlay: Thought that might be why you’re here. Well … unfortunately, we don’t give out free title shots around here, son. You should know that by now.


The Brian Kendrick: But-


Finlay: You had a chance last week in the Smackdown Rumble. Sorry. Best I could do for ye right now would be … uh … look; you might’ve heard of the Cruiser League that was announced on Superstars the other night. Round Robin tournament. Four guys. I’ve got three in mind for it already - there’s a place vacant for the fourth spot. Tournament kicks off in a few weeks, the winner of that gets a shot at Bryan Danielson at No Mercy in September.


Kendrick is incredulous.


The Brian Kendrick: SEPTEMBER?? No way. That’s too late. I need a title, like, NOW!!


Finlay shrugs.


Finlay: Then I don’t know what else to tell ye. You’re going to be very disappointed, son.


The Brian Kendrick: After all this time, and all we’ve been through?? You cant do me this one favour??


Finlay - despite his obvious discomfort - cant help but laugh heartily at that.


Finlay: You’ve cheered me up, I’ll give ya that. But I’ve serious stuff to be getting on with. Still clearing up the mess you left when you were in charge. So don’t let the door hit ye on the way out.


Kendrick tries - but fails - to get any other words out, with Finlay now pointing to the door.


Finlay: Maybe in future, don’t go telling advertisers that you’re something you’re not.


Kendrick huffs, with Finlay denying him his chance at championship gold, and storms out of the office.





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Elsewhere, SAVANNAH is standing by with THEODORE LONG…


Savannah: Mister Long, I believe you have an announcement??


Theodore Long: I absolutely do, baby girl - ENOUGH’S ENOUGH!!!


Long turns away from the interviewer, looking directly into the camera.


Theodore Long: Let me holla at ya playas. I want everyone in this arena, and everyone watchin at home to hold onto ya hats, ya dig? Get your diaries out, and mark down the date; August Eighth, on Sci-Fi - next week on Smackdown!! There can be only ONE dominant force on Smackdown, and next week, tha Worrrrrlds Strongest Man is gonna lay a beatin on Umaga so severe, that there’s never any question ever again about who the king of the Smackdown jungle is!!!


He smiles, and turns back to momentarily address Savannah, nodding his head.


Theodore Long: That’s right, little lady, next week on Smackdown, Mark Henry goes one on one with the so-called Samoan Bulldozer, Umaga!!!


Slight pop in the background.


Theodore Long: Mark Henry and I have been waitin on this for a loooong time, playa, and Mark Henry?? He cant wait to rag doll Umagas big ‘ol hide all over that ring, ya feel me??


Long now turns his attention back directly to the camera, addressing Estrada specifically.


Theodore Long: Armando Estrada!? You and your phoney baloney savage can march on back to Samoa or Cuba, or whatever hole ya came from after Mark Henry gets done with you next week. He’s too big, he’s too strong and he too damn tough for your face painted freak to handle!! Big words they may be - but I got a big mouth as it is, and I got a big ‘ol wreckin machine to back it ALL up!!!


He pauses momentarily, calming down after his rant, and smirks.


Theodore Long: So enough of the flirtin; next week - it’s time to put up, or shut up playa!! And lemme tell ya this - with the Worlds Strongest Man by my side, Theodore R. Long aint gonna be shuttin up any time soon!!! And ya can belie dat!!!


Long walks off, with Savannah seemingly set to ask another question, but Long evidently isn’t hanging around.





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Back into the arena…


**DON’T WASTE MY TIME**


Still a strange sight; Melina minus MNM. No red carpet, no paparazzi, but Melina does enter, linking arms with her men, WADE BARRETT and ELIJAH BURKE; the WWE Tag Team Champions - The FIGHT FACTORY. Now, the two men are decked out in matching robes - boxing type robes to play off their fighting backgrounds. Melina’s influence is beginning to tell already.


Michael Cole: Well, these three made a timely escape last week on Smackdown from the vengeful pair of Mercury and Nitro. Melina stabbed MNM in the back at the Great American Bash, siding with the Fight Factory - but King, she may still live to regret that decision.


Jerry Lawler: I know I’m regretting it - these two wont even let us see Melinas entrance anymore!!


Michael Cole: I meant- doesn’t matter. Because ladies and gentlemen, hot off the presses, official for Summerslam; MNM will enact their rematch clause. It’ll be MNM versus the Fight Factory in Madison Square Garden on August 24. And for the first time, Nitro and Mercury will be on opposite sides to Melina.


Burke slides into the ring, lying on his front, hands under his chin, setting himself in perfect view for Melinas entrance … whilst Barrett - as he did last week - stands in front of the camera man, blocking the lens, meaning the splits entrance is all for Burkes pleasure now.


Jerry Lawler: See!!?? Finlay has to do something about this!!!


Michael Cole: There’s more important matters at hand. And when we return on Smackdown, the tag team champions will be in non-title action!! We’ll be right back!!!






Commercial Break






Match 2 | NON-TITLE MATCH:
The Fight Factory w/Melina vs. Caleb Konley & Sal Rinauro
Quick, but painful - at least for Konley and Rinauro anyway. Barrett and Burke get to showcase their offence, and even allow Konley to make a tag at one point, in order to give his partner a taste of what is being dished out. Melina watches on, always happy, encouraging her new team - and during the match, Burke chokes Sal on the ropes, then distracts the referee to allow his new girlfriend to lay in a few shots of her own on the poor jobber. The finish comes with Barrett hitting the BULLHAMMER on Konley, right after the Elijah Express, giving the champions the 1...2...3!!!
Winners: The Fight Factory @ 02:23


It could’ve been over about ninety seconds earlier, but Burke and Barrett just appeared to get too much enjoyment over this one sided beating. Melina joins her team in the ring…


WHEN NITRO AND MERCURY HIT THE RING FROM THE CROWD!!!!!!!!


Taking the champions by surprise, MNM get the jump on Burke and Barrett, unleashing their frustrations on the Fight Factory, and scare Melina out of the ring, before sending Barrett out too with a double dropkick.


Burke misses a shot on Mercury, and eats a knee from Nitro, allowing MNM to set up for a SNAPSHOT-


BUT MELINA GRABS NITRO!!! Melina stops Nitro from finishing the move, and he responds by GRIPPING HER BY THE HAIR!!!!!!! Nitro has his ex-girlfriend caught, and momentarily thinks about what to do with her…


WHEN WADE BARRETT RETURNS - AND NAILS NITRO WITH THE TAG TEAM TITLE BELT!!!!!


Mercury tosses Burke aside, looking to defend himself, but it’s too late - and HE GETS CLOBBERED WITH THE TITLE BELT TOO!!!!!


The champions - thanks to Melina - get the better of Mercury and Nitro … but Melina isn’t done there. She gets the attention of both her men, and signals to them what she wants.


Burke smiles, and playfully makes the ‘snapshot’ pose with his fingers - much to the amusement of Barrett, as Wade drags the lifeless body of Mercury up … into position …


SNAPSHOT TO MERCURY!!!!!


Melina wags her finger, then points to the broken body of Nitro too, not wanting her ex-boyfriend to miss out on the fun. Barrett drags him up too, up, into position…


SNAPSHOT TO NITRO!!!!!!!!


Michael Cole: The Fight Factory have just LAID WASTE to the former champions!! And to add salt to the wounds, they just took MNM out with their own move!!!


Jerry Lawler: And what was once MNM’s biggest strength is now their biggest weakness. Without Melina … what are MNM?? They’re nothing!! Literally!! They’ve lost an M!! They’re just NM!!!


Michael Cole: It certainly looks that way right now. Mercury and Nitro are in serious, serious trouble.


Burke, Barrett and Melina stand over the beaten down bodies of Mercury and Nitro … with Burke taking Melina’s hand, giving her a twirl … then the two of them start playing tonsil hockey over the body of Melinas ex-boyfriend, Nitro.


Michael Cole: Ugh, this is sickening!! Sickening!!!


Jerry Lawler: If I could swap places with anyone on this planet right now, it’d be Elijah Burke!! How lucky is he!!!


Finally, Melina and Burke finish kissing, all smiles, having gotten one other on MNM once again. The trio leave the ring, as the camera stays on the beaten down former champions, both trying to recover, looking out at the Fight Factory on the ramp.





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Backstage, we see KURT ANGLE!! The winner of last weeks Smackdown Rumble, the #1 Contender on his way to SummerSlam, makes his way through the halls…


Michael Cole: Fresh off his winning return to Smackdown last week, Kurt Angle now finds himself right back in the hunt for that elusive WWE Championship at SummerSlam!! It’s been three years since Angle held the richest prize in the game, but in a little over three weeks, he could find himself back on top of the mountain!! We’ll hear from the Number One Contender - NEXT!!!






Commercial Break






Smackdown returns with clips of last weeks Smackdown Rumble, and the surprise return of Kurt Angle after a month long lay off. Angle and Bryan Danielson end up as the final two, with Kurt finally ousting the Cruiserweight Champion to earn a shot at Edge at Summerslam…





Back into the arena…


**MEDAL**


The usual ‘You suck’ chants follow the beat of Angles music, but there’s still a pop for the legendary Olympian as he marches out through the curtain in slacks and a t-shirt, off the back of his surprising return to Smackdown last week after a month long hiatus.


Michael Cole: When the Smackdown Rumble kicked off last week, we told you to expect the unexpected. Finlay - our general manager - told the world that EVERY Smackdown superstar was eligible to compete. And after missing a month of action due to lingering injuries, Kurt Angle took full advantage of the element of surprise to stun everyone in attendance and book a date with destiny on August 24 in Madison Square Garden.


Jerry Lawler: Kurt Angle shocked the world last week - even me, Michael!! But the element of surprise will be gone at Summerslam. Edge knows ALL about Angle, and I know Edge is VERY confident he’ll rise to defeat Kurt Angle just like he did at Judgment Day a few months ago.


Michael Cole: Well, it seems as if every time Kurt Angle is written off, he comes back stronger. Yet, it’s been THREE long years since the former champion held the richest prize in the game, and King, many believe that Angle’s time to be the ‘man’ has come and gone. But despite that, he pushed Edge all the way back at Judgment Day. Indeed, some even believe on that night that Edge got lucky.


Jerry Lawler: Pushed Edge all the way; sure. But who walked out as champion?? Edge. Edge took everything Angle had to throw his way that night and he survived. What more can Angle really throw at Edge come Summerslam??


Angle surveys the crowd as he waits for his music to die down in the ring. Holding the mic, Angle takes a moment, with a smirk - before finally addressing the audience.


Kurt Angle: So, who saw this coming last week?? I know I didn’t. When I took off in June after losing out on the King of the Ring, my intention was to take two months off. Rest a few injuries, recharge the batteries … but once I caught wind of the Smackdown Rumble, and the title shot up for grabs at Summerslam, I cut my vacation short. And it paid off, huh??


Angle nods, with a respectful cheer breaking out amongst pockets of the audience.


Kurt Angle: And as last week showed - I didn’t just come back to give it a try. Kurt Angle is BACK - and Kurt Angle means business!!! IT’S TRUE - IT’S DAMN TRUE!!!


Slight pop.


Kurt Angle: August Twenty Fourth, Madison Square Garden, I’m coming for one thing and one thing only…


Angle motions around his waist…


Kurt Angle: And that’s the WWE Championship.


Pop. It’s a muted pop, and Angle acknowledges it.


Kurt Angle: But … you’ve all heard this all before. From me.


It’s been three long years, King” Cole reminds Lawler on commentary.


Kurt Angle: I know that, because I’ve been saying the same things for the last three years.


He takes a moment to look out at the fans again, talking directly to the people.


Kurt Angle: Now … I don’t know about you people … but I’m sick and tired of going through the same cycle, time after time these last few years. Take time off … return with a bang …


Dramatic pause…


Kurt Angle: … Then fall short when it really matters.


Angle makes a circular motion with his finger.


Kurt Angle: Same cycle, every time, without fail. Same outcome.


He shakes his head.


Kurt Angle: And like I said - I’m sick of that cycle. And it’s time that cycle - ENDED!!!


Pop for the fired up reaction from the #1 Contender.


Kurt Angle: I HAVE to win at Summerslam. I HAVE to beat Edge for the WWE Championship.


He has to, Michael!!” Lawler drives the point home on commentary.


Kurt Angle: I said at the start of this year that I had to go down in history as the best ever in this business.After I lost my Gold medal last year, I no longer consider myself an Olympic athlete. The WWE?? It’s ALL I have. And it’s in my blood to strive to be the very best. Not just one of the best or in some peoples opinion the best – the ABSOLUTE best. Without the WWE Title, I cant make that claim. I cant be recognised at the BEST … EVER!!


There’s another long pause. Angle looks down, shaking his head, before looking back up - right at the hard camera.


Kurt Angle: I have sacrificed absolutely everything – I have put this business above EVERYTHING else in my life!! So there’s no room for failure at Summer Slam. There’s no runner’s up prize. Like I said, I HAVE to beat Edge for the WWE Championship. Because if I cant, then I don-


**EXTREME**


Uh?? It’s a familiar theme, but it’s completely out of place here. Angle, the fans, and our commentary team are all perplexed by the old ECW theme emanating in the arena…


Michael Cole: Well- wait just a second here that’s the music-


Jerry Lawler: I thought that Extremely Crappy Wrestling was buried a couple of weeks ago!!?? What’s this about??


Michael Cole: Oh boy. King - look - look who’s here!!


IT’S PAUL HEYMAN!!!!!


Paul Heyman is making a shock appearance on Smackdown!! Currently a free agent seemingly following the departure of his client Brock Lesnar, Paul Heyman - in a cheap suit and baseball cap - strides down the ramp with a sinister smile on his face, much to the dismay of a confused Kurt Angle.


Michael Cole: Paul Heyman!!??


Jerry Lawler: He’s not welcome here, Cole!! I cant be held responsible for what I’ll do if that idiot joins us here.


Michael Cole: What on earth is Paul Heyman doing here?? Is Heyman even supposed to be on Smackdown??


Jerry Lawler: He shouldn’t be!!


Amidst the confusion, Heyman climbs onto the apron, and into the ring, motioning for a mic, whilst Angle still looks extremely confused by the presence of the former ECW head honcho. Heyman collects the mic, and motions for the music to cut, as Angle mouths at him; “What are you doing here Paul?”


Paul Heyman: Congratulations, sir. Your achievement last week??


Heyman applauds - but it’s a completely over the top applause.


Paul Heyman: Inspirational. Sure as hell took me by surprise watching at home. You looked amazing last week on Smackdown. So much so, that I had to come here tonight to personally congratulate you, Kurt.


Reaching forward, Heyman motions for a handshake, but Angle is wary - not sure of Heymans intentions tonight. Eventually though, Angle tentatively accepts the offer, shaking hands with Paul. As they pull away, Heyman turns to the audience, pointing at Kurt.


Paul Heyman: Didn’t he look great last week??


Kurt Angle: Cut the crap, Paul. What do you want??


Clearly, Angle has had enough of the façade. Heyman is momentarily taken aback by the abrupt nature of Angle.


Paul Heyman: Oh- it’s like that, huh?? Okay, okay. Hear me out. Yes, Kurt Angle, you looked great last week. But when have you ever NOT looked great?? You are Kurt FREAKIN Angle!!!


Heyman prods Angle in the chest as he speaks the final three words. He then steps back, and clicks his tongue.


Paul Heyman: But you said it yourself … you’ve been living in your own personal Groundhog Day for the last THREE years of your career. And it gets to a point where people - these people - who whether they loved you or hated you … they damn well RESPECTED you, Kurt. They believed in you. But it gets to a point … where they stop believing in you.


Negative reaction from the fans. Heyman ignores that though and powers on with his speech.


Paul Heyman: And once they stop believing in you … they’ll soon stop respecting you too.


Defensively, Heyman makes sure to point to the fans, telling Kurt “they will, not me.” before continuing on.


Paul Heyman: You keep saying what you’re going to do. You LOOK good enough to do it … but when that day of judgment comes … you keep falling short. And now, these same people … I don’t think they believe you anymore when you say you’re going to be WWE Champion again.


Heat. Angle tries to keep composed, but he’s clearly angered by Heymans comments.


Paul Heyman: Which is why I’m here. I came here, Kurt, with an offer to you to break that cycle. I came here, Kurt, with an offer to you to stop the bleeding. I came here, Kurt, with an offer to you that may never come around again.


Angle rolls his eyes, seeing the angle Heyman is working.


Paul Heyman: It’s your lucky day, Kurt. See, ever since my former client, Brock Lesnar, decided to pursue other interests, I’ve been on the lookout for a top tier talent to impart my wisdom on.


Kurt turns away, looking at the fans as if to ask him if they’re hearing this. Heyman remains unfazed by Angles attitude though.


Paul Heyman: And you of all people, Kurt … you know what I can offer. I don’t need to sell you on what I bring to the table. I brought you the WWE Championship before. I brought you to the main event of WrestleMania. I can make that happen again.


The second last sentence lingers on Angle, as he stops smiling and begins to think. Heyman steps forward, wanting to look Angle right in the eyes.


Paul Heyman: Sign me as your manager-


Heyman is then cut off by boos from the fans, but after a momentary distraction, he powers on.


Paul Heyman: Sign me as your manager, Kurt, and I don’t need to make the promise - you know yourself - you WILL leave Summerslam as a winner. You WILL leave Madison Square Garden with the richest prize in the game. You WILL leave New York City, once again being called W-W-E … CHAMPION!!!


Angle appears to be listening, and Heyman smirks, as he prepares his next line.


Paul Heyman: And that, to steal a phrase … IS true.


Smirking, Heyman takes a step back, believing he’s sold himself to Angle, and waits for the response from the #1 Contender. Angle takes a moment, then responds.


Kurt Angle: Listen, Paul … I appreciate the offer. I really do. And I know exactly what you offer as a manager … but that was a long time ago. I mean … didn’t Brock Lesnar LOSE his last two matches with you by his side??


OOOOH” ~ the fans.


Kurt Angle: Big matches too, Paul.


Heyman smirks, then shakes his head.


Paul Heyman: I wouldn’t read too much into that. Yes, Brock Lesnar lost two huge matches under my guidance … but it’s no secret that I was dealing with an under motivated client. A client whose mind was elsewhere. With all due respect to Brock Lesnar … that’s the complete opposite of you.


What a slimeball” ~ Jerry Lawler on commentary.


Paul Heyman: You, Kurt, are solely focused on one thing. And I’m the man to deliver that to you. Without me, I honestly don’t think y-


**METALINGUS**


And here comes the WWE Champion to join the party!! EDGE - in his casual clothes - marches through the smoke from his entrance, with the WWE Title over his shoulder, as both Angle and Heyman turn their attention to the Rated ‘R’ Superstar.


Michael Cole: And here comes the man who has exactly what Kurt Angle wants!! And on August 24, Edge and Kurt Angle will do battle over the richest prize in the game!!


Jerry Lawler: And I bet he doesn’t like the idea of that leech Paul Heyman getting involved!!! I hope Edge spears him all the way back to the bingo halls!!!


Michael Cole: Well one things for sure, Edge doesn’t hold back on his thoughts. Whatever he’s thinking about this potential arrangement between Heyman and Angle, he’s about to air them!!


Edge collects a microphone at ringside, and climbs into the ring with his own music dying off, with Heyman approaching, about to speak, but Edge cuts him off before he can say anything;


Edge: Shut up, Paul.


The WWE Champion blows off Heyman, and focuses his attention solely on the #1 Contender, coming face to face with Kurt Angle. There’s a momentary stare down, with neither man blinking, before Edge removes his shades, and speaks.


Edge: Believe it or not … I didn’t come out here to do what you might think I am. Kurt?? I actually think you SHOULD take Heyman up on his offer.


Angle looks confused.


Edge: Because it’s the ONLY shot you’ll have of beating me for THIS!!!


Edge slaps the title on his shoulder, with Angle smirking. The challenger disagrees with that assessment though.


Kurt Angle: You need me to remind you?? … I had you damn near beat at Judgment Day. Only for that small package, I’d be stood here right now with that title over my shoulder.


Edge: Maybe that’s where you keep going wrong, Kurt. You look back at Judgment Day and think I got lucky. Maybe you should go watch that match back again. I didn’t get lucky. I got the job done.


The champion looks down on Angle.


Edge: And you didn’t.


Ooooh’ ~ the fans. Both Angle and Edge continue to stare each other down.


Edge: And isn’t that a worrying trend…


Angle shakes his head.


Kurt Angle: I lost concentration at Judgment Day. I slipped up. I wont again at Summer Slam.


Edge: You DIDN’T slip Kurt – you LOST!! … And with all due respect; you better get ready to lose again at Summer Slam.


Kurt Angle: There’s only one thing I’d getting ready for, and I don't think I need to spell it out.


Edge shakes his head now – he clearly disagrees.


Kurt Angle: You’ve had a hell of a run given the obstacles you’ve faced as WWE Champion. And I don't want to sound like I’m being condescending … but I’m proud of what you’ve accomplished. You’ve earned your chance to be the champion, and I hope you’ve enjoyed it. But Edge, times almost up. I’m not accepting being second best at Summer Slam.


Pointing at Heyman, Angle doesn’t takes his eyes off Edge.


Kurt Angle: And I don’t need a manager. As a matter of fact, I don’t need anything or ANYONE to help me take that from you. At Summerslam, you’re either gonna tap out … or I’ll rip your ankle off.


Angle then tosses the mic down, and brushes past Edge purposefully (knocking the belt off Edge’s shoulder), completely ignoring Paul Heyman!!! Angle storms up the ramp, seemingly infuriated by the insinuation that he needs the assistance of a manager to get the job done.


In the ring, Edge fixes the title back on his shoulder, watching as Angle leaves, whilst Heyman looks frustrated at his inability to land Angle as a client-


WHEN EDGE GETS SPUN AROUND-


RKO!!!!!!!!!!!


RANDY ORTON STRIKES AGAIN!!!!!


Orton is a man possessed tonight!!!!! Hell bent on forcing himself into the title picture at Summerslam, Randy Orton lays out his long time rival, with Paul Heyman scuttling out of the ring before he becomes Ortons next victim.


And Orton isn’t done with Edge yet. As Angle stands on the outside, watching the carnage in the ring, Orton backs up - eyes locked on the downed WWE Champion, and the look on his face tells the story; he wants to PUNT Edge out of commission!!


Michael Cole: Oh my god!! Somebody stop him before it’s too late!!! Kurt!! Somebody!!! Randy Orton is- he’s-


Jerry Lawler: He’s about to take out the WWE Champion, Michael!! He’s about to throw the WWE Title picture into absolute chaos!!!


Michael Cole: Orton wants in the WWE Title match at Summerslam!! And he’s willing to go to any length to do it!!!


Orton stands back, setting up for his dreaded PUNT kick to the WWE Champion - a kick that would undoubtedly put Edge out of commission entirely!!!


But before Edge can push himself up into position to get his head kicked off his shoulders, KURT ANGLE returns to the ring, sliding back inside, and STANDS in Ortons path, preventing him from punting Edge!!!


Angle hunches defensively, awaiting an attack from Orton himself, but given his stance, Angle appears to scare Orton off, with the former WWE Champion taking a back step, wanting no part of the Olympian - at least not face to face and man to man.


Angered by the meddling from Angle, coming to the aide of Edge, Orton shakes his head, and slowly backs out of the ring … but when he steps out onto the apron, Randy makes sure to tell Angle; “You‘re next on my list.”


Orton drops off the ring apron - still shaking his head - and starts to back off, with Angle putting a wrench in his plans tonight, whilst Edge slowly recovers from the RKO in the ring. On the floor, Heyman is still around, watching intently, glancing from Angle to Orton, waiting to see if anything else happens between the pair.


Angle doesn’t help Edge up, or even ask if he’s okay, and instead keeps his eyes on the departing Randy Orton … wary of Orton returning and striking … as we fade to a commercial, with Edge pulling himself back to his feet at the ropes.






Commercial Break






Match 3:
Jerry Lynn vs. Xavier Woods
During the entrances, clips air of Jerry Lynns surprise appearance in the Smackdown Rumble, and Michael Cole reveals that Finlay has signed the veteran to bolster the Cruiserweight division - and Lynn will be one of the four men involved in the Cruiser League contest to determine the future challenger for Bryan Danielsons title. As you’d expect, this match is a showcase for the former ECW mainstay, showing that despite his advanced years, Lynn can still cut it at the top.


On commentary, Lawler hasn’t much to say about Jerry that’s complimentary, given his ECW roots, but Jerry Lynn impresses the audience with his performance, with Michael Cole stating that Lynn sees this as his last big chance to leave a lasting impression on the biggest stage in the business. After a brief period of Xavier Woods having the upper hand, Lynn bounces back to see off the younger man, finishing him with a Tornado DDT (no Cradle Piledriver allowed here) for the 1...2...3!!!
Winner: Jerry Lynn @ 05:42


The veteran performer marks his return to the WWE as a full time act with a hard earned win. As Lynn has his arm raised in victory, Michael Cole puts the former Light-Heavyweight Champion over as a threat in the Cruiserweight division, and a big contender in the upcoming Cruiser League #1 Contender competition.





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Now, cutting away from the ring, we see none other than the current Cruiserweight Champion BRYAN DANIELSON, walking backstage - with the title belt back where it belongs - as Michael Cole informs the fans that we’ll be hearing from Danielson; NEXT on Smackdown…






Commercial Break







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VIDEO PACKAGE

The song, ‘Summer In The City’ by the Lovin Spoonful plays, over shots of a bustling New York City, on a hot summers day…

“HOT TOWN, SUMMER IN THE CITY

BACK OF MY NECK GETTING DIRTY AND GRITTY”

And, shots of Wembley Stadium last year at Summerslam, with clips of Randy Ortons mid air RKO on RVD, Ricky Hatton knocking out Armando Estrada, Rey Mysterio diving out of the ring at Kurt Angle, MNM falling from a ladder, and John Cena racing down the super long ramp, past the BeefEaters that were part of his elaborate entrance.

“BEEN DOWN, ISNT IT A PITY

DOESN’T SEEM TO BE A SHADOW IN THE CITY”

Interspersed with shots of NYC and Madison Square Garden, more clips from last years SummerSlam play; Beth Phoenix defeating Mickie James, Edge spearing The Undertaker, Paul London delivering the 450 Splash on MVP and Christian raising the World Title at the end of the show, amidst scenes of celebration among fans.

“BUT AT NIGHT IT‘S A DIFFERENT WORLD

GO OUT AND FIND A GIRL”

Now clips play of Melina now being aligned with the Fight Factory and kissing Elijah Burke at the Great American Bash, Brent Albright winning the World Heavyweight Title at Vengeance, and Kurt Angle eliminating Bryan Danielson to win the Smackdown Rumble.

“COME-ON, COME-ON AND DANCE ALL NIGHT

DESPITE THE HEAT IT‘LL BE ALRIGHT”

The New York skyline… along with clips of Gail Kim and Mickie James fighting with Beth Phoenix, The Brian Kendrick during his run as Interim Smackdown GM sat on a throne, and CM Punk standing on his throne when he won the King of the Ring tournament.

“AND BABE, DON’T YOU KNOW, IT‘S A PITY

THAT THE DAYS CANT BE LIKE THE NIGHTS”

Shots of the Gods of War standing side by side with Steven Richards, then Kane setting off his pyro, The Undertaker sitting up, Edge with the WWE Title at WrestleMania, and finally, John Cena and Christian face to face at their contract signing on July 28.

“IN THE SUMMER, IN THE CITY

IN THE SUMMER, IN THE CITY”

End, with the Summerslam graphic on the screen.





WWE SUMMERSLAM | AUGUST 24 | NEW YORK CITY, NY
- MADISON SQUARE GARDEN -
ONLY ON PAY PER VIEW
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Back into the arena…


**FLIGHT OF THE VALKYRIES**

There’s an immediate pop for the music of the increasingly popular BRYAN DANIELSON, who steps through the curtain, smiling at the reaction from the fans, acknowledging their reception for him, before continuing down the ramp, making his way to the ring.



Cole and Lawler discuss Danielson winning the Cruiserweight title back from Jamie Noble in the thrilling Iron Man match at the Great American Bash, AND Danielson being the runner up to Kurt Angle in last weeks Smackdown Rumble, talking up Danielson as one of the brightest stars in ALL the WWE.


Danielson enters the ring, with Cole again reminding the fans of the Cruiser League that will determine the next contender for the Cruiserweight title, but mentioning that it’ll take a phenomenal effort to wrestle away the Cruiserweight title from the current holder of the title; arguably the best CW champion ever in the WWE…

Bryan Danielson: Well … this feels good…

Danielson chuckles, getting another pop from the fans, enjoying the cheers from them, whilst holding onto his title.

Bryan Danielson: Now, I know the Great American Bash was nearly two weeks ago, but with the Smackdown Rumble last week, this is the first chance I’ve had to talk about what happened when I uh … won this title back!!

The champion nods, smiling, happy to have the title back in his possession.

Bryan Danielson: And despite the disappointment of coming up just a little short in the Smackdown Rumble last week to Kurt Angle … having this Cruiserweight title back around my waist is one hell of a pick me up!!!

Bryan nods - still smiling.

Bryan Danielson: I think Kurt took us all by surprise a little last week, huh?? And after he tossed me outta the ring, I guess that makes him and I level following on from the King of the Ring. Well … Kurt, you were gracious in defeat when I eliminated you from the King of the Ring - and I’ve no issues admitting when I’ve been beaten by the better man … so congratulations on the win last week, and good luck at Summerslam.

Danielson smirks…

Bryan Danielson: And I look forward to us locking up again in the future … maybe even for the WWE Title??

There’s a cheer around the arena in excitement for a future Angle/Danielson match, with Danielson egging the fans on a little.

Bryan Danielson: But right now, I gotta be honest … it’s just a relief that I can stand out here and not have to worry about Jamie Noble coming out and moaning about anything and everything!!

Slight pop with Danielson enjoying the moment.

Bryan Danielson: I’ve had to put up with Jamie Noble nagging at me for far too long … but the end result was worth ALL that frustration. Justice was served at the Great American Bash. That chapter is firmly closed. That book is finished, and after the Great American Bash, there will be NO MORE SEQUELS!!!

Cheers from the fans.

Bryan Danielson: I’ve spent the last six months with Jamie Noble barking at me every week - and I’m glad that finally we’re done … because now I get to look to the future here on Smackdown…

Danielson unbuckles the title belt, holding it up…

Bryan Danielson: And finding out who’s next to step up to the plate!!

Slight pop.

Bryan Danielson: Earlier this week, Finlay informed me of his plan to determine the next challenger for this title. A four man, round robin tournament. Exciting times. Because nothing motivates more than a fresh challenge. Now, right now, all I know is that Jerry Lynn - who just put on a hell of a performance - will be one of the four men competing. But my message to ALL of YOU, whoever it ends up being …

Danielson pauses.

Bryan Danielson: This championship isn’t going ANYWHERE!!!

The fans cheer again, and Danielson nods.

Bryan Danielson: I went through HELL to win this back at the Great American Bash … and I’m gonna put anyone who steps up to face me THROUGH HELL if they intend on taking it.

Danielson’s music plays through the arena, with the champion making his point in a short, sharp and precise manner. Bryan then leaves the ring, with Cole stating that Bryan Danielson has thrown the gauntlet down to whoever emerges as his next challenger following the soon to begin Cruiser League.



Bryan makes his way up the ramp, turning as he reaches the top, acknowledging the fans once more …


WHEN THE BRIAN KENDRICK EMERGES FROM BEHIND THE CURTAIN …


AND NAILS DANIELSON FROM BEHIND WITH A CHAIR SHOT TO THE BACK OF THE CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!!!


Danielson - naturally - goes down after the stiff chair shot to the back, and the fans immediately boo the sneak attack, as the frantic and desperate TBK waffles his downed foe with the chair again … before RIPPING the Cruiserweight title from the waist of the champion!!!


Kendrick rips the title away from the flailing Danielson, then stomps the champion in the face, as the weakened champ is unable to put up a fight. Kendrick slams the chair down ONTO Danielson, and grips the title belt, bending down to tell Danielson;


I NEED THIS!!!”


Looking around, Kendrick hears the boos from the fans, but he ignores the reaction, and backs away, holding the title belt, and scurries away, departing through the curtain like a thief in the night, stealing Bryan Danielsons Cruiserweight title.


On commentary, Michael Cole talks about the desperate nature in which The Brian Kendrick has stolen the Cruiserweight title, allowing his deluded aspirations of a modelling/advertising campaign to completely send him over the edge, as Cole reminds the fans that Kendrick has put himself in line for such a role - but the people behind the campaign are looking for a champion.


Lawler agrees that Kendrick has lost his mind if he thinks these actions will get him what he wants, but that “desperate times call for desperate measures.” Meanwhile, Danielson writhes on the stage, unable to stop Kendrick from leaving with Bryans title belt.






Commercial Break






Smackdown returns with a replay of the conclusion from the prior segment, as The Brian Kendrick attacked Bryan Danielson then STOLE the Cruiserweight Champions title belt. Back at ringside, Michael Cole is shaking his head, bewildered by what he’s just seen.


Michael Cole: Well … I’m lost for words here, Jerry. We know The Brian Kendrick is a … well, he’s deluded. He a deluded individual. Now, he’s a DESPERATE deluded individual-

Jerry Lawler: And that makes him a DANGEROUS individual, Michael. A very dangerous man, like we just saw. He told Finlay earlier tonight that he NEEDED a title. Finlay wasn’t willing to help him on that endeavour, so he went and TOOK what he needed.



Michael Cole: From what I can gather, Finlay and WWE officials are trying to track down Kendrick as we speak. There’s reports that he may have already departed the arena though - with Bryan Danielsons Cruiserweight Title.

Jerry Lawler: I’d say that’s pretty likely. You think he’s gonna hang around??



Michael Cole: Y’know, the oddest thing about this situation is that Bryan Danielson was out here talking about moving on, and the future of the Cruiserweight division. And here we are, talking about a FORMER Cruiserweight champion. The man that Danielson knocked off to become champion for the first time at the tail end of last year.

Jerry Lawler: What a crazy situation.



Michael Cole: And we’ll look to bring you an update on that whole mess when we’re given more information on it … but … (changes his stance, smiling to the camera) right now, onto more … happy news to report. And the most recent addition to the most powerful family in all of sports entertainment. You may have read the news online, this past Monday, Stephanie McMahon and Triple H welcomed their new child to the world; a healthy and beautiful baby girl. Murphy Claire. A huge congratulations to ALL the McMahon Family from us here at the WWE, and right now, back at home, recuperating, Stephanie McMahon is about to join us via satellite. Stephanie??


We now go to a split screen, and we STEPHANIE MCMAHON, cradling her new born daughter, smiling to the camera - despite looking a little exhausted, naturally, given the stresses of childbirth.


Stephanie McMahon: Hi Michael!!


Michael Cole: Stephanie, thank you for being with us so soon after the birth of your second child, you - and all the family - must be ecstatic right now.


Stephanie McMahon: Oh we absolutely are, Michael. It’s a wonderful feeling for all of us, and this little one here has been a real star, and everyone has just been fussing all over her these last few days.


Stephanie coo’s at the child, as Lawler pipes up.


Jerry Lawler: And now of course, both you and Triple H have TWO children now to deal with. You two must be gluttons for punishment!!


Stephanie McMahon: Ha ha, we’re up for that challenge, Jerry. Hunter and I make a great tag team, and we’re so excited to raise our two daughters. But the real reason I wanted to come on Smackdown tonight was really to say a public thank you to everyone for their well-wishes to us, their cards and their gifts - it means so much to us.


She hands the child off to what we assume is a Nanny, and stands up, showing the camera to the array of gifts that have arrived, and she walks toward the gifts, showing them off to the camera.


Stephanie McMahon: And though Triple H is obviously unable to be on the show himself right now, he’s incredibly grateful for the outpouring of congratulations from his peers to both of us. I mean, we’re just completely overwhelmed. I think we can get a look at the gifts that have arrived here in the last few days - it’s- well, like I said, it’s overwhelming. We’ve barely had a chance to even open these cards and gifts. And flowers too, we’ve received all kinds of arran- what- what’s this??


Stephanie reaches over, pulling out from the array of flowers … off coloured Roses, looking aghast, before reading the card (not out loud) as Lawler quietly asks on commentary;


Jerry Lawler: Uh, are they … dead roses?


Stephanie is frozen to the spot, holding the dead roses, reading the card that came with them, as TRIPLE H - despite being banned from television right now - storms into the picture, ripping the card from Stephanie, quickly reading it.


Triple H: God damn Son of a bitch!!


Triple H tears the card up, and points to the camera without ever looking at it, as he storms back out of the room.


Triple H: Turn that off!! TURN IT OFF!!!


Stephanie remains shell shocked, as we hear Triple H (off camera) clearly in a rage.


Triple H: Hey Vince, you’re gonna let this guy waltz back into your company, and he’s pulling stunts like this?? You’re outta your damn mind!!


Stephanie pulls herself together, addressing the camera again.


Stephanie McMahon: Sorry Michael, we’d better end this interview here. Thank you to everyone. Thanks.


Abruptly, the camera cuts, and the interview is over. Awkwardly, back at ringside, Cole and Lawler look to one another.


Michael Cole: Are we thinking the same thing, King??


Jerry Lawler: What a sicko.


Cole, remaining professional, resets, looking to the camera.


Michael Cole: Congratulations to Stephanie and Triple H from all of us here.


There’s an awkward moment of silence…


**VOICES**


Stepping out for the main event, RANDY ORTON is greeted by jeers from the fans, after an eventful night for the former WWE Champion thus far. Michael Cole makes mention of Ortons busy night, revisiting clips from earlier of the James Boys being in the wrong place at the wrong time and getting Punted, whilst Smackdown GM Finlay took an RKO - as did WWE Champion Edge.


Lawler talks about Orton being obsessed with winning back the WWE Title, believing he should have a rematch, given the way his rematch at the Great American Bash finished, and speculates that tonight may just be the beginning of a rampage, saying no one appears to be safe from the wrath of Orton.


Orton reaches the ring, waiting for his opponent, with Cole reminding everyone that Orton DID have the opportunity to earn a shot at Summerslam last week, but because he formed an alliance with Jericho, it came back to bite both men, with neither able to truly trust the other, leading to tonight’s match…


Whilst Orton waits in the ring, Michael Cole quickly hypes NEXT WEEKS main event, pitting Umaga against Mark Henry, as the inevitable collision between the two resident monsters on Smackdown finally goes down, with Jerry Lawler very excited to see the two lock horns after months of circling one another.


**BREAK THE WALLS DOWN**


Carrying his ever-present Money in the Bank Briefcase, CHRIS JERICHO strolls through the curtain, with Lawler noting the lack of trepidation from Jericho, despite the fact he’s about to go one on one with an out of control Randy Orton - something Lawler says he’d be very wary of.


As Jericho makes his way down the ramp, Orton is like a coiled spring, ready to attack in the ring, and Cole reminds the fans that whilst Orton doesn’t currently have a title shot in his future, Jericho can afford to be relaxed and confident; he has a title shot WHENEVER he chooses.


Reaching ringside, Jericho hands off his briefcase to Tony Chimmel, telling the ring announcer to take good care of the briefcase - but as Jericho wastes time on the floor, Orton is just wanting to take his aggression out on someone; and Jericho is as good a candidate as any!!! Orton rolls out of the ring - and ATTACKS JERICHO FROM BEHIND!!!


Orton hammers Jericho on the floor, with Jericho scrambling, taken by surprise, wanting to get away from his fired up opponent, trying to climb up over the barrier - but Orton pulls him back by the trunks, preventing Jericho from leaving … but Jericho RAKES THE EYES of Orton, and manages to create distance, with the official, Charles Robinson giving Orton a warning, demanding he get back in the ring.


In the crowd, Jericho motions to Robinson to get Orton in the ring, refusing to return until he does so, as rowdy fans surround Jericho, with Jericho now looking pissed, and not the over confident douche bag he was a few moments earlier. Orton argues with Robinson, telling him to get Jericho back, with Cole throwing to a commercial, promising to have the main event official get underway when he come back.






Commercial Break






Main Event:
Randy Orton vs. Chris Jericho
The match officially starts when we return, and despite it being heel vs. heel, it’s a pretty intense match, with very little in the way of a ‘feeling out’ process, as the bad blood has already simmered tonight between both men, and Orton is certainly not in the mood for a traditional wrestling match tonight given his foul mood. Both men lay it in, with Jericho firing off a LOT of chops to Orton, and both men aren’t afraid to break the rules any chance they get.


Orton almost gets himself disqualified by choking Jericho on the ropes, and that fires up Jericho, who tackles Randy down whilst Charles Robinson is warning Orton for his actions. The action spills out of the ring, with Robinson nearly counting both men out before they return to the ring, and Orton soon takes over once back inside, ducking a clothesline, and connection with his snap power slam for a near fall, before wearing Jericho down with the dreaded chin lock.


Jericho fights out of the hold before too long, and sends Orton over the top, then sends him back to the floor with a springboard dropkick, which pisses Orton off. Randy goes for a walk around ringside, as Jericho poses in the ring … then Orton trips Jericho from the outside, dragging him out, and TOSSES Jericho into the steel steps in a fit of rage!!! Robinson berates Orton again, telling him to get back in the ring, whilst Jericho writhes on the floor, as Smackdown heads to the final commercial of the night.






Commercial Break






Back from the commercial, Orton and Jericho are trading blows, back and forth - with the fans booing both men - until Jericho blatantly RAKES the eyes of Orton for the second time tonight. Charles Robinson - being kept ridiculously busy for this match - gives Jericho a warning for that, but as Jericho pushes past to come for Orton, Orton catches Jericho with an uppercut forearm, then plants him with his modified backbreaker for another near fall.


Now, Orton starts setting up for a finish, looking for the RKO, with Lawler talking about how deadly the move is … but Jericho shoves Orton away when he swoops in, and scores on the return with a step up enziguri!!! Instead of a cover though, Jericho looks to the ropes … and looks for the LIONSAULT - NO!!! Orton rolls away, and Jericho lands on his feet, and surprises Orton by doing so, allowing Jericho to take Orton down … AND APPLY THE WALLS OF JERICHO!!!!!


Trapped in the middle of the ring, Orton has to dig in and look to reach the ropes, as Cole speculates a loss here for Orton will kill off any hopes for a title shot in the near future. Jericho cranks back adding pressure to the hold, shouting out loud for Orton to ‘TAP’… but despite being a vilified figure, Ortons will to win cannot be questioned, with the former champion crawling toward safety … and despite the best efforts of Jericho … he cant stop Orton from making the ropes!!!


Despite Orton reaching the ropes though, Jericho isn’t releasing the hold … taking the count right up to JUST before Robinson can call five - pushing the boundaries before a potential DQ. Jericho argues with Robinson, telling the official he knows what he’s doing, continuing to argue with the veteran referee as he drags Orton back up from the ropes - RKO!!!!!!!! Orton explodes on Jericho with the RKO, dropping Mr. Money in the Bank, and makes the cover … 1...2...3!!!!!!!!!!
Winner: Randy Orton @ 12:16


It’s a big win for Randy Orton, relying once more on his RKO to get the job done against a big name opponent. Lawler calls it out too, saying Orton possesses the greatest weapon in ALL the WWE today; the RKO, claiming NO ONE can survive it, whilst also strengthening Ortons claims for another crack at the WWE Title. Orton picks himself up, having his hand raised…


WHEN EDGE HIT’S THE RING!!!!!!!!!


It’s more chaos on Smackdown for the THIRD time tonight!!!!! The WWE Champion isn’t taking the attack earlier in the night lying down, coming back for a piece of Randy Orton, and all hell is breaking loose, with Edge HAMMERING Orton down, raining down blows on his long time rival, getting back up and scaring off Charles Robinson, before setting himself in the corner … LOOKING FOR A SPEAR ON ORTON…


But before Edge can deliver a Spear on Orton … the former champion senses what’s coming, and bails out of the ring, rolling under the bottom rope to safety!!! Boos ring out inside the arena, with Edge pacing the ring, pulling at his hair, watching as Orton quickly stumbles up the ramp.


Needing to take his anger out on someone though … Edge turns his attentions to the recovering Chris Jericho … with Jericho worse for wear, and seemingly unaware of the WWE Champions presence in the ring … and finds out the hard way … as EDGE SPEARS JERICHO!!!!!!! The Rated ‘R’ Superstar cuts through Jericho with an almightily frustrated SPEAR!!! And Chris Jerichos night is going from bad to worse!!!


Edge gets back up - wild eyed - turning his attention back to the ramp, where Orton is stumbling to the stage, with Edge wanting to get his hands on his rival in the worst way possible. On commentary, Cole and Lawler bring the show to an end, with King commenting that Edge may want a piece of Orton - but he needs to get his focus on Kurt Angle, or his obsession with Orton may just cost him what matters most; the WWE title.

END OF SHOW





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Official Card for WWE SummerSlam:
August 24 2008 | Madison Square Garden, New York NY
Theme Music; ‘Closer’ by Kings of Leon & ‘In The City’ by Kevin Rudolf



~ THE MAIN EVENT ~
!! HELL IN THE CELL !!
JOHN CENA -VERSUS- CHRISTIAN
~ COLLISION COURSE III - THE FIGHT OF THE CENTURY ~


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WWE Championship Match:
Edge defends against Kurt Angle




World Heavyweight Championship Match:
Brent Albright defends against Paul London




WWE Tag Team Championships Match:
The Fight Factory w/Melina defend against MNM
 
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