Editor's Note: Two months ago, WWE announced that all programming would be exclusive to the Network. It was a controversial decision for sure, and many people accused WWE of practically forcing its fans to buy the WWE Network. However, WWE assured everyone that they had another reason for this, a momentous reason at that. This is a press conference (on the WWE Network) that takes place the day before the very first Network exclusive Raw.
Vince McMahon: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
Audience: Mixture of cheering and booing.
Vince: I'm sure many of you are wondering why we're making all WWE programming exclusive to the WWE Network. Well, let me tell you.
Audience: Cheering and booing again.
Vince: A lot of people criticize WWE for its PG rating. Many say that it's too tame nowadays. They say that it doesn't have the same edge it used to. I agree. Which is why I'm saying, fuck PG! The PG rating is gone!
Audience: Riotous cheering and applause.
Vince: A lot of fans say that we should go back to the Attitude Era. I say, why stop there? For the first time in WWE history, all WWE programming will be completely uncensored, completely unfiltered, and edgier than it's ever been. In addition, we are reinstating chairshots to the head and banned moves such as the piledriver will also be reinstated. And, I promise, there will be blood! We are eliminating disqualifications and countouts. Every match MUST have a decisive winner. I welcome you all to the new era of WWE. I welcome you to WWE Unleashed. Thank you, and have a great fucking night.
Audience: Thank you Vince! Thank you Vince! Thank you Vince! Thank You Vince!
Audience Again: Fuck PG! Fuck PG! Fuck PG! Fuck PG!