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Old 01-10-2014, 06:01 AM   #1 (permalink)
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A BUNCH OF CRAP:

The Groundbreaking Announcement ~ 01/08/13


SOME MORE CRAP:



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Friday Night Smackdown! ~ 01/10/14 (Part I)
Friday Night Smackdown! ~ 01/10/14 (Part II)



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This was.. the most amazing thing I have ever read
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All this thread misses is Steiner
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The Swerves were too damn much for my heart/



this was amazing.
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*For weeks, the WWE tease a major, groundbreaking announcement, live from Las Vegas, with WWE Chairman & CEO Vince McMahon, WWE COO Triple H, 14-time World Champion John Cena, and WWE Hall of Famers "Stone Cold" Steve Austin and Shawn Michaels in attendance.*



1/08/13 ~ The Consumer Electronics Show, Las Vegas


Michael Cole: Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to the Consumer Electronics Show. I'm Michael Cole and I believe I'll be carrying you through the rest of this event which is going change the course of history. In this era of technology.. ah wait a second. Before I go any further, I'd like to talk about this interesting thing called as the WWE App. You can download it on your iPhone or any of your Android devices. It provides you with an exclusive second screen experience with pre and post match interviews, exclusive photos, tweets from the WWE Universe and the Superstars themselves. Its the new way to watch TV! Now without any further ado, let me introduce to you, the Chairman of the Board, Mr. Vince McMahon.





Vince McMahon: Good job Michael, we certainly need to push that app more. Anyways, getting to the point. I'd like to welcome each and everyone of you to this special night, the night that's going to evolve our business..



*In utter shock about what she was about to reveal to her dad next, she didn't realize there was a live microphone in Vince's hands*

Stephanie McMahon: I got a call from the doctor dad, I'm pregnant!



*The camera pans towards Triple H, who's sitting next to Shawn Michaels*

Shawn Michaels: Three ain't enough, huh?

Triple H: What the hell is she talking about?

*Triple H gets up and walks towards the podium*

Triple H: What are you talking about? We've been doing it the safe way since months, there's no chance of you getting pregnant!

Stephanie McMahon: Its.. Hunter.. Hunter its not your child.

*Triple H goes all Triple H*



Triple H: Who did it? WHO DID IT?

*The camera pans to the crowd, and we see Gene Snitsky out of nowhere, who yellsthat it wasn't his fault. The security kicks him out.*

Vince McMahon: It was me Hunter, it was me all along

*Triple H is now in total disbelief*

Triple H: You son of a bitch! You fucked your own daughter?

*Triple H goes all over Vince and beats him to a bloody mess until Stone Cold and Shawn Michaels run in and make the save for Vince*

Shawn Michaels: Whoa whoa, wait a minute, wait a minute. We're all adults here, so lets resolve this like adults. Vince, why would you of all people do this? To your own daughter?

Vince McMahon: And you of all people to ask me this question? Remember all the times you begged to go inside me for all those pushes you little bitch?

Triple H: Shawn, you did that with him too? I thought we had something special!

Shawn Michaels:

Stephanie McMahon: HUNTERR!

Stone Cold Steve Austin: The fuck is going on in here?

*Out of nowhere, Linda McMahon comes in and slaps the taste out of Stephanie. She then walks towards Vince*

Linda McMahon: Vince..

*OUTTANOWHERE*



The Rock: WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOOO! Let the Rock make something crystal clear. Linda, now before you put your hands on Vince, I've got to tell you something. The Rock was twelve years old, twelve years old and The Rock just had seven bucks in his pocket and he said he's gonna make it big someday. He tried his hand in football, he failed bigtime. Hell, the Rock was kicked out of the Canadian Football League lol. Then he came into the WWE, followed his dad Rocky Johnson's footsteps, followed his granddad High Chief Peter Maivia's footsteps, and the Rock came, the Rock came and the Rock finally made it. HE MADE IT. Yes, this had nothing to do with what's going on here, but it brings me to say FINALLYYYYY THE ROCK HASS COME BACK TO LASS VEEEGAASSSSah Now Linda, I've always been loyal to the McMahons. Even when I was in the WWE, and even after I left. So before you try and put your hands on Vince, I'd like to ask you something. What happened the night you lost the senate?

*Linda looks all nervous*

Linda McMahon: Wha.. what do you mean Rock?

The Rock: The Rock means exactly what he asked. What happened that night?

Linda McMahon: I.. I don't remember. We were all really sad about what happ..

The Rock: You don't remember fucking Triple H?

*OSHIT moment. Everyone's shocked*



Vince McMahon: Linda, is that true? Is that fucking true you whore?

Triple H (nervously): What the fuck are you talking about Rock? Nothing happened! You weren't even around during that time.

The Rock: NONONONONONONONOOO, the Rock knows it all, he knows it all! Remember Vince, that night, when she told that she needs to spend some time with herself to get her act together after that loss? Stephanie, don't you remember Triple H telling you he's off to meet Shawn? Btw Shawn, did he meet you that night?

Triple H: FUCKING STOP IT! YES, YES I FUCKED LINDA THAT NIGHT? SO WHAT? WHADDAYA GONNA DO ROCK?

Vince McMahon: Aww, you son of a bitch!

*Vince pounces over Hunter this time and they're both a bloody mess. Stone Cold and Shawn to the rescue again*

Michael Cole: Hey guys, have you downloaded the WWE App yet?

Vince McMahon: How do you know about all this Rock? Like Hunter said, you weren't even around at the time.

The Rock: Remember when I said I've always been loyal to the McMahons, even after I left? I wasn't talking about you Vince

*A moment of silence. And suddenly..*





Shane McMahon: Hi pops What did you think Hunter, you were the only one in that building that night? I saw it all. It all. Now why would I go tell it to the Rock of all people, huh? Guess its about time we tell these people Rock. Hey Dad, remember when I asked you to hand me over the keys to the empire and you refused and gave it to your daughter and your son in law and I said I'm gonna split from the family business and make it on my own? Yes, tonight, I can finally say, I have made it on my own. The broadband shit that I was running, it wasn't what I was really doing Dad. I had a plan. And thankfully, the Rock helped me with my plan. I'm sure you heard about TNA being on sale? Yes dad, we now own, TNA Wrestling.



Shane McMahon: Laugh all you want bitches. Cause it wasn't just me and the Rock, there was a third man, who helped us know inside out of TNA, and managed to secure us a deal. Now who could that third man be?

*We cut to a commercial. But before going to the commercial, due to what seemed to be a botch by the cameraman, the camera pans to a backstage location where we see Batista fucking AJ Lee. Batista tells the guy to fuck off, and that it isn't the 20th yet*

*Shane McMahon and The Rock point towards the entrance ramp*


Shane McMahon: The third man, ladies and gentlemen.



Hulk Hogan: You know something brother, we're all tired of your shit dude, and now, we're taking over Vince

The Rock: With a man with the smartest mind for the business, a man who made wrestling what it is today, and the man who's hugely responsible for crossing wrestling with mainstream media, all three on the same side, Vince, ... Oh wait. Shane, aren't we forgetting someone?

Shane McMahon: Pops, the Rock returned to your company in 2011. The same year, another Attitude Era legend came back for ya. But after 2011, he was nowhere to be seen. Whenever you tried to book him, he said no. May it be Raw 1000, or the 20th Anniversary, he said he was busy with his stuff? Well guess what? He lied.He was with me too.

*Stone Cold slowly walks towards Shane, Rock and Hogan*


Vince McMahon: Stone Cold, you too?

Stone Cold: What? I'm tired of your PG shit. We four, we're here to make wrestling cool again. Let me start by opening up a can of whoop ass right now!

*Stone Cold hits Mr. McMahon with a Stunner and a huge brawl breaks out*



*A few minutes in, a hugetruck runs into the arena and...*


Kurt Angle: Hey, I'm on Shane's side!



*The brawl finally stops*

Kurt Angle: We're here, and we're here to stay. We're here.. to make.. an IMPACT!

*Kurt turns behind and sees John Cena, who's the only man standing. Aaand*



John Cena: THE CHAMP ISS HEERRE!



John Cena: Also, the reason why we were actually here were to announce the WWE Network, but whatevs, you can check it out on our Youtube.

Michael Cole: Goodnight everyone! And make sure to download the WWE App!

*The next day, a picture leaks online from last night's post event interviews, and that answers it all.*

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1/10/14 ~ Friday Night Smackdown! Live, from Philadelphia - Part I




Michael Cole: Welcome everybody, to Friday Night Smackdown! We're live from the Wells Fargo Center here in Philadelphia! With me, like every week, is my broadcast colleage, John Bradshaw Layfield!

JBL: WE FIGHT ON FRIDAY NIGHT~!

Michael Cole: This past Wednesday, at the Consumer Electronics Sale, Las Vegas, it was chaos. Total chaos. What even was that? And btw, you guys did download the WWE App, didn't you?

JBL: Shut up Michael



JBL: We've got ourselves a snake charmer Michael!

Michael Cole: Jinder opening the show, well that's odd. And John, don't you notice something? Jinder Mahal is coming out to his own music, and there's no signs of Heath Slater or Drew McIntyre. 3MB?

JBL: Shut up Michael



*Jinder Mahal is seen wearing a suit just like during his early days in the WWE, as walks into the ring and grabs a microphone*

Jinder Mahal: Ladies and Gentlemen, I've got to take a few things off my chest, so if you will... I have had enough it. From this moment on, I'm not taking shit from nobody! Vince, you don't push me, and you say you don't even like black cocks. Well guess what, I've found someone who likes black cocks!

*OUTTANOWHERE*



The Rock: FINALLY THE ROCK HAS COME BACK TO PHILADELLPHIAAAA! Let the Rock tell you something. The Rock woke up at 4AM, sent out his early morning tweet, early morning tweet, to the MILLIONS *and millions* and millions of the Rock's fans. Then the Rock hit the gym. Clanging and banging, clanging and banging, clanging and banging. Then the Rock told the guys in the gym about his 'I had seven bucks in my pocket when I was twelve' story. They said they've heard it a million times before, but NONONONONOoo, the Rock doesn't remember telling that story before, so the Rock told it all, he told it all Later, later the Rock took a ride to Rocky Steps. The Rock stood right in front of the bronze statue of Rocky Balboa. And the Rock looked at it. The Rock looked at it. And..

*The Rock points towards Jinder Mahal*

The Rock: And in it, the Rock saw Jinder Mahal.



*The Rock takes his glasses off*

The Rock: For a moment, I'd like to personally address you guys as Dwayne. You see, this man, Jinder Mahal has been held down since day one, just because he has a black cock. Well with the Rock taking over, it won't happen no more

*Wears them back on*

The Rock: Like the Rock said, the Rock looked into the eyes of that bronze statue of Rocky Balboa and saw Jinder Mahal. Now why would the Rock see Jinder Mahal? Because it was actually Jinder Mahal That don't matter to the Rock, the Rock looked right into Jinder's eyes, and he saw something. Then the Rock looked down, and he saw something even better And then the Rock and Jinder Mahal walked back to our hotel room, we walked back to our hotel room and.. NONONONOno, we didn't do what you think we did. We shared stories. And Jinder Mahal talked about how back in India, just like the Rock, Jinder was a huge Bollywood Superstar. Well, that was it. Not only did the Rock take him under his wing, thanks to Hulk Hogan's idea, the Rock gave him a new name too. Fuck Randy Orton, from this moment on, our goldenboy is, "Bollywood" Jinder Mahal





Shane McMahon: And not just that. Guess who's playing the lead in Marine 4?



*Both the Rock and Shane McMahon raise Jinder's hand, and they head to the back*

Michael Cole: Wha.. What in the hell was that?!

JBL: It was what it was Michael! Jinder Mahal is they're new goldenboy! We've got ourselves a Bollywood superstar

*The cameras pan towards the backstage area, and by the looks of it, its Shane's locker room. The Rock, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Hulk Hogan, Kurt Angle and Shane are seen embracing the newest member in their side, Jinder Mahal. Moments later, someone knocks the door*

Shane McMahon: Come in!

*In comes Dixie Carter*

Shane McMahon (looking at everyone in the room): You guys ordered something or what?



Hulk Hogan: LOL she's Dixie Carter brother

Shane McMahon: Who?

Kurt Angle:

Dixie Carter: Shane, I'm Dixie, I was the one incharge of TNA before, well, you bought it. Well, I recieved a call from Hulk last night to call in some of the talent from the TNA roster, so..

The Rock: Shane, you bought TNA?

Shane McMahon: Well yeah Dix, lets get out to the ring then.

*We cut to a commercial.


The Marine 4 - Starring: Bollywood Jinder Mahal
Coming Soon.


Back from the commercial and Shane and co are in the ring*


The Rock: Alright Jesse, bring those guys out, lets see what we've got here

Dixie Carter: But my name is Dix..

The Rock: It doesn't matter what your name is!



*In comes Jeff Hardy, who is followed Bully Ray and Devon. Then comes Bobby Roode and finally, Austin Aries*

Hulk Hogan: Welcome, brothers

The Rock:

Stone Cold Steve Austin: These jobbers? Wasn't there anything else on sale for you to buy Shane?

Dixie Carter: And uh, since you're my new boss Shane, I thought I'd surprise you guys a bit, with this HUGE SIGNING~!

Hulk Hogan: This won't end well

Kurt Angle: That's true, that's damn true

Dixie Carter: In addition to these guys, I have signed another guy in, and he, like you Rock, you Austin, and you Kurt, is an Attitude Era legend.

Stone Cold Steve Austin: Get his ass in here then


*Dixie's all excited and has a huge smile on her face*


Dixie: Ladies and gentlemen,






*Jeff Jarrett gets into the ring and hugs Dixie*


Dixie Carter: So how was it?

Stone Cole Steve Austin: Fire that bitch

*Dixie is kicked out of the ring, and from the looks of it, is fired*




*All of them stare at Jeff Jarrett*

Jeff Jarrett (nervously): Hi guys

*Everyone corners Jeff and hit him with their finishers and he's kicked out of the ring as well*


JBL: WE FIGHT ON FRIDAY NIGHT~!

* We cut to a commercial.

Back from the commercial, we're now in Mr. McMahon's office. Stephanie is in the room along with Vince*




Vince McMahon: What the hell is going on in here! The last time I checked, this was my show! Who even let Shane inside the arena?!

Stephanie McMahon: About time we make Shane..

*Linda McMahon walks into the room. After learning about Stephanie's pregnancy this Wednesday, she seems disgusted at Vince and Steph even being in the same room*


Linda McMahon: Oh wait, guess I should've knocked?

*Linda gets out of the room to knock, only to learn Hunter's heading towards Vince's office as well. They both share a smile before entering the room together *


Vince McMahon: Oh, look who was talking!

*The four get into a heated argument and in walks Shane*


Shane McMahon: POPS~! Hey hey hey hey, why don't y'all calm down for a second. The day isn't too far away when I finally take what's mine Dad, and that's the WWE. You've got enough problems already, and you certainly would'nt want you guys fighting against each other now. I've got the perfect answer to your problem Dad.

Vince McMahon: And what's that?

Shane McMahon: Lets solve it out tonight, right out in the ring. You, Mom, Hunter and Steph, all in the ring at the same time, ..

Triple H: Are you out of your mind?

Shane McMahon: Let me finish Hunter! You, Dad, Mom and Steph, all in the ring at the same time, where you Triple H, will fuck my Dad. And mom, you fuck Stephanie. That way, y'all will all get even with each other!



Stephanie and Linda:

Vince McMahon: Yes, lets settle it once and for all!

Triple H: Can Shawn join us Shane?




*We cut to the live arena*


JBL: We've got ourselves some fucking McMahons

Michael Cole: Wow, look at this profiles option in the WWE App John, it gives you all the information about your favorite WWE Superstars! What, did I miss anything?

*The camera pans to the backstage area where we see Jeff Jarrett and Dixie Carter coming out of a room*

Jeff Jarrett: They thought they'd get away with all that, huh?

*We hear someone talking from the room Jeff and Dixie just came out of*


?????: Yes, there was no way they'd have gotten away with firing Dixie. And they won't. You're certainly here to stay Dixie. Cause tonight's mainevent is... a Dixie on a pole match!

*The door opens and..*





*We head to a commercial*

END OF PART I




1/10/14 ~ Friday Night Smackdown! Live, from Philadelphia - Part II




Michael Cole: We're back ladies and gentlemen, and from the looks of it, we've got some live sex lined up for you guys!

JBL: About time the neckbearded virgins on the internet get something to rejoice about Michael!

*We see a bed being set up in the ring. In the meanwhile, we cut to a backstage segment with the WWE World Heavyweight

Champion, Randy Orton*


Randy Orton: My name... is Randy Orton.

*We head back to the ring as Philadelphia gets ready for some action in the ring*



*The McMahon family walks into the ring as 'No Chance' plays in the background*

Vince McMahon: Lets get this started with

Triple H:

*Just when Trips and Vince are about to make out, the lights go out. As the lights come back, Stephanie and Linda McMahon are nowhere to be seen, but on the bed, it looks like someone's under the blanket*

Triple H: Damn, our women are quick, aren't they Dad?

Vince McMahon: Lets fucking pull that blanket, let these people here get a piece of the action

*Vince McMahon pulls the blanket and... *



Shawn Michaels: Ah come on now, y'all thought I'd miss this?

Triple H: There's never been a more appropriate time to say this Shawn. I've got two words for ya

Shawn Michaels:

*Shawn walks closer and closer to Vince, runs his finger over Vince's lips and then pushes him on the bed. Shawn then proceeds to get on the

bed, until Triple H stops him *



Triple H: Hey, I'm going first

Shawn Michaels: No, me first!

Triple H: ME!

Shawn Michaels: Okay, lets do it together

*OUTTANOWHERE*



*Triple H, Shawn and Vince look at the stands, but there's no signs of the Shield. After a while, we cut to the titantron where we see Stephanie and Linda McMahon, who're handcuffed and are screaming for help. We then see Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins and Roman Reigns walk into the

scene*


Triple H: Wha.. what are you guys doing?

Dean Ambrose: Your wives

Seth Rollins: LOL, jk. The devil made us do it

Vince McMahon:

Roman Reigns: He ain't kidding

*OUTTANOWHERE*



*Kane walks into the scene with a evil grin on his face*





*Kane drops both Steph and Linda down and then points towards his right... annd*



*We witness the return of the Undertaker. Only in a suit this time.


The Undertaker and Kane: We're the Brothers.. of.. Tax Deduction.

*The Undertaker and Kane lift Linda and Stephanie McMahon on their shoulders respectively and fade into the dark and the Shield

follows them.*

*Vince and Triple H get out of the ring and head to the back asap*


Shawn Michaels: But what about the sex?

*We cut to a commercial.*


The Marine: Starring - Bollywood Jinder Mahal
Coming Soon.


*Back from the commercial*


Michael Cole: I like this WWE App John



JBL: Here comes the WWE World Heavyweight Champion Michael! If you built a sports entertainer right from the groundup, he'd look exactly like Randy Orton

Randy Orton: My name.. is Randy Orton.

*Out of nowhere, Vince Russo walks in, along with Jeff Jarrett and Dixie Carter*



Vince Russo: Nobody cares Randy. What everyone cares about is Dixie Carter's future. And we won't leave this ring until Shane and co come out here right now. Dixie's gonna get resigned. Come on out here Shane!



*Shane and co walk out, and the titantron reads SHANE'Z HOOD. Guess that's what they're called now*

Shane McMahon: What's the deal with you Russo? What do you want from us?

Randy Orton: Hey, hey, hey, hey! I'm your WWE World Heavyweight Champion damnit, show me some respect!

Vince Russo: Nobody cares Randy. And Dixie, you won't be fired! Bollywood Jinder, you're going one on one against the WWE World Heavyweight Champion Randy Orton for the title! And Dixie, go climb that fucking pole bitch, cause we're gonna have ourselves a Dixie on a pole match!

Randy Orton: The fuck is this? Why should I face him? And who are you to book this match? You aren't even under contract!

Jeff Jarrett: And how does that help me and Dixie?

Vince Russo: Shut up Jeff. And nobody cares Randy. Referee, ring the fucking bell.

*Everyone hits their finishers on Jeff Jarrett and he's thrown down the barricade into the audience. Dixie is then set up on top of a pole, and Jinder Mahal is in the ring while the rest of Shane'z Hood serve as lumberjacks, so that Randy doesn't escape. The Dudley Boyz go threaten the bell man (:slater) to ring the bell*

Randy Orton: How is this even happening? You guys don't even have the rights to book this match!

Vince Russo: Its about Dixie's future brother. We have to do this

Randy Orton: Vince, Hunter, where are you guys?

*The camera cuts backstage where we see Triple H, Vince and Shawn making love in Vince's office. Vince shoves the cameraman down and locks the door*

Randy Orton:

Vince Russo: Okay, we'll make this a bit easy for you. You can keep the World Heavyweight Title if you want to, but the WWE Title, that's

gotta be on the line. But only on one condition.

Randy Orton: And what's that?

Vince Russo: Its a NO DISQUALIFICATIONS MATCH~! Now ring the bell!

*Shane'z Hood gets into the ring and beat Randy up real bad. Bollywood Jinder then hooks Randy's leg for the three count and becomes the new WWE Champion. Dixie's still on the pole*

The Rock, Stone Cold and Hulk Hogan: Ladies and Gentlemen, the new face of the WWE, Bollywood Jinder Mahal!



Michael Cole: Oh my! Oh my! Look at this new feature on the WWE App John!

JBL: Shut up Michael We've got ourselves a new WWE Champion!



*Shane'z Hood celebrates in the ring as the new goldenboy, Bollywood Jinder becomes the new WWE Champion. Vince Russo then gets into the ring and hugs Shane. Shane'z Hood then embrace who looks to be the newest addition to their hood. Dixie's still on the pole *

*The show ends as the camera pans to a dark location, where we see Kane and Undertaker bang Stephanie and Linda, while the three Shield members masturbate to it *
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