The End is here?
My WWE booking is a little different. My starts on the day after Survivor Series. The Raw brand host there show.
Eric Bishoff welcomes us to Raw. He introduces Morely as chief of staff, and introduces Shawn Micheals. He enters the ring crying at the ovation from the crowd. He is proud of his aceivement in the elimination chamber. Before he finishs he is interuptted by bishoff saying his oppenent would be Rob Van Dam at Armageddon. With Triple H as guest referee.
Dudleyz vs. 3 Minute Warning
Returning Dudleyz win with a 3D on Jamal.
F-View TV is shown with Eric Bishoff talking to Morley.
Bishoff: What the hell Raw ratings our down to the lowest totals in years. I mean we need help.
Morely: We need to cut someone fast.
Bishoff: I have an idea
Chris Norwinski vs. Tommy Dreamer
Eric comes out and says this match will be a loser is fired match.
Norwinski misses him with the Harvard Book and Dreamer hits the Dreamer Driver.
Crowd chants nananana nananana hey hey hey good-bye to Norwinski. As he yells this isn't fake. You shouldn't be laughing. That he is really fired and its not a storyline.
JR remains silent and ingnores the whole thing.
Tag Team Titles Match
Jericho & Christian vs Test and Kane
Jericho and Christian retain with a low blow.
We return to F-View TV with Bishoff.
Bishoff: Who the hell did that booking. How will our ratings ever raise. We need this to get better fast.
Batista vs. Booker T.
Batista wins by Flair's interference.
Ric Flair challenges RVD to match later on that night.
Eric Talks to MTV on the phone while still on F-View TV.
Bishoff: You can't cancel Heat all the future stars will be screwed. Please reconsider. Vince will be here to handle. What he agree to it.
JR: (not noticing he is back on the air.) This is must be a last minute change to storylines oh uh welcome back.
Victoria vs. Molly vs Trish Womens Title
Victoria beats Molly with her Widow's Peak.
RVD is in a interview accepting the challenge by Flair.
Jeff Hardy vs. Lance Storm w/ William Regal
Lance wins with a Sharpshotter.
Ric Flair vs Rob Van Dam
RVD wins brutal match and Shawn Michaels comes in here to shake his hand. Flair says Triple H is coming and there will be hell to pay in the meantime. Batisa comes up and beat both RVD and HBK.
Bishoff is on the phone again with F-View TV.
Bishoff: Vince you can't cancel Heat. You can't fire Raven, Johnny Stamboli, D-Lo Brown, Mark Jinsak, and Sean O'Haire.
(silent for a minute.)
Bishoff: Ok maybe I should about this later.
He hangs up
Bishoff: Why is the F-View in this room. I didn't ask for it this week did I. Oh crap its been on this whole time.
Camera Guy: sorry the production was screwed up.
Bishoff: u stupid jackass now the marks out there found out that the company is in trouble.
The Shows Ends Prematurely
I will continue with Smackdown soon.
That's entertaining. I like the way that nobody knows what is going on.
could you do another episode? i am going crazy not knowing what is going to happen
good show, entertaining
i will continue on with the storylines.
It opems with Stephanie explaining that was just a storyline and it shows how serious Raw wants to get ratings over her superior Smackdown. She leaves saying that the main event will be the returning Rock vs The Big Show.
Rey Mysterio vs Tajiri
They make this a very good match and has Mysterio win with the West Coast Pop. Mysterio walks off limping.
The mysterious camera person returns with footage of Stephanie Office with Vince and Eric. Steph slaps Eric and says
Steph: You call that funny you could land the WWE in the shithole. We are not suppose to show flaws in our company. You shouldn't had mention the cancelling of Heat and now Velocity. You screwed up Eric.
Vince: You think its funny messing with our fans.
Eric: I swear I didn't know I had no clue who recorded that.
Vince: Eric you better watch your ass.
Next up is Billy Kidman vs. Noble in a rematch for the title Kidman retains with the shooting star press.
Back to the locker
Vince: Eric listen you know that the ratings are the lowest in years and the WWE is dying. But you don't to scare the fans.
RVD walks in.
RVD: (in a serious tone) You guys have got to talk to Triple H. He doesn't want to job to me after I beat Micheals in the Rumble.
Vince: RVD Triple H is right you should job cause HHH is the only reason why the ratings are staying up. And for standing up to me YOUR FIRED.
RVD: What the Hell Vince
Vince: Get out now.
Edge vs. Eddie Guerrero
Eddie wins with a Frog Splash
Beniot vs. Angle #1 Contenders Match
Beniot wins with a Cross face.
Back to the locker Room.
Bishoff: Why the hell would you fire RVD.
Vince: You want out too Pretty Boy.
Steph:: Calm down everyone please.
Vince: SHUT UP STEPH.
Steph: Listen i am out. I hope your stupid company dies.
Now its time for the Chavo vs. Funaki
Funaki wins with a suprise roll up.
Now its time for the main event
Rock vs. Big Show
Rock wins with a Rock Bottom.
Rock grabs the title and asks for the camera to be back on.
Vince and Eric appears on screen.
Rock: Is this some sort of joke. Cause I ain't laughing. Our ratings our lower then ever even with me back. You guys say the WWE is dying. Well the Rock does not want to sink with this ship. I don't see a future here anymore.
Vince: Rock you can't quit.
Rock: Well you should check the camera it has film and it was recording the fans heard everything again. And no the Rock ain't quitting. Dwayne Johnson is quitting.
He spits on the belts and throws in the corner.
Rock: Vince I didn't set up the camera but you certainly have some explaining to do with the fans next week without ME.
The Show ends with Vince speechless.
this is toooooo SWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET, more, more
Next 2nd Raw after Survivor Series
They kick-off of the show right away with Vince McMahon
Vince: I have been a man of fight. I have fought the World Wildlife Fund, the US Government, WCW, and screwjobs. But now I must be honest the WWE is dying.
The crowd boos
Vince: But dammit I am a fighting man. And I will do whatever it takes to save the WWE. And that will happen tonight. Because tonight I will resign Austin tonight. And if this is truly the end You will enjoy every last minute of it.
Batista vs. Al Snow
Al Snow wins with a Snow Plow.
Vince comes out after the match.
Vince: Al I am so sorry for how I treated you these years. So you will finally get that push you wanted.
Victoria vs. Molly Holly
Molly comes back sporting her natural blonde hair again. Molly loses via Widow's Peak.
Shawn Michaels comes out annoucing his concern over the WWE
Shawn: With RVD sudden departure we are without a main event. And instead of another HHH vs HBK match. I thought you like to see me and Booker T at Armageddon. If it is the end I think you guys would like to see Booker T. in the main event.
Booker comes out and wishes good luck to HBK in his match.
Y2J/Christian vs. Dudley Boyz Tag Titles
Dudleyz win with a 3D
Y2J stands in the ring after Christian has left Pissed Off.
Y2J: With the WWE in trouble and all. If it is truly the end I want something from a special someone at Armageddon. Hunter, I , Chris Jericho and all the Jerichoholics a match. But not just any match. It will be a shoot fight.
HHH comes out
HHH: No. No. and NO
Jericho chases after yelling profanity.
Test vs Steven Richards (Pink Slip Match)
Test wins with the Test Drive
Vince: Steven YOUR FIRED.
3 Minute Warning vs. Hurricane and Kane
Hurrikane wins with a double chokeslam.
Vince comes out.
Vince: Just a minute of your time thanks. I would like to announce that OVW will be closed down. Thank you.
Dreamer vs. Raven (Barb Wire Match)
Raven wins with a Raven Effect on the Barb Wire.
Booker T. vs HHH
Booker wins with help by Jericho.
HHH grabs the mic.
HHH: That wasn't suppose to happen Chris. You not going to get your match.
Jericho punches him out cold.
Vince comes out.
Vince: Now its time for the return of Stone Cold Steve Austin. Lets show a video clip of his greatest accomplishments.
Video reel is shown.
Vince: Without further redo Steve Austin.
His music hits but nobody comes out.
Vince: Where the hell are you Austin
RVD in plain street clothes attacks Vince and hits him with the Van Daminator.
RVD: And you say I am not a main event.
The show ends
Keep 'em coming.
Yeah, hurry please....
Its a cool idea to stop acting like wrestling is so real on wwe tv.
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