Re: WWE Unleash the Fury
Monday Night Raw
Monday March 13, 2006
*Across the Nation hits and the normal Raw video package hits before we then fade out and cut over to the announcer’s at ringside*
Joey Styles: Hello everybody and welcome to Raw and such a huge night is set ahead of us and what a main event, trust me I can’t wait
Jerry Lawler: Of course you can’t Joey because it’s an ECW Rules Match, Kurt Angle takes on a opponent of RVD’s choosing
Jonathan Coachman: Angle has some amazing odds tonight to overcome and he might have to back it up in the ring tonight
Joey Styles: I’m sure RVD is going to find some type of extreme superstar for Angle to face and prove to Angle ECW was not a joke
Jerry Lawler: Plus we’ve been told after last week’s actions, Shawn Michaels will be in action tonight against Shane McMahon!
Jonathan Coachman: Should be a great night as said and let’s get this night underway because we’ve got a long way to go!
*No Chance hits across the arena and Mr. McMahon comes down the aisle doing his normal powerwalk before he slides into the ring. He then receives a mic from ringside and then starts talking into the mic*
Mr. McMahon: Cut the Music!
Mr. McMahon: Now I’m here to address two people, two people that came here into the arena last week and won their match. They won their match over my son Shane McMahon! And my son-in-law, Triple H! Now as far as I’m concerned, it was a match, a match that those two should have won but lost because they were focused on other things and I’m not going to take that, if you blow a match than it’s your fault!
Mr. McMahon: Now it wasn’t Triple H nor my son Shane’s fault last week they lost the match, no it was my fault because I wasn’t there at ringside, I wasn’t there to support my son and my son-in-law and tonight that’s going to change because my son Shane will be in action tonight, his opponent is going to be “The Heart Break Kid” Shawn Michaels
*Crowd Pops for HBK*
Mr. McMahon: Shawn Michaels stands no chance tonight because I’m going to do something about this match, I’m going to do something that’s going to anger you all! I’m going to make sure there is no interference in any part of this match because tonight, we’re going to have Stone Cold Steve Austin banned from ringside!
Mr. McMahon: My son Shane is going to do all of the dirty work for Triple H tonight, he’s going to make it just that much easier for Triple H come WrestleMania and after tonight, Shawn Michaels is going to be begging he never even got into this situation between himself and Triple H and then threw Stone Cold Steve Austin into the mix
*Crowd Pops for SCSA*
Mr. McMahon: Shaddup!!!!!
Mr. McMahon: I’m sick and tired of all of this disrespecting around here and that’s going to end soon! I’m tired of people disrespecting the name McMahon and it’s going to end tonight in that ring because we will not let Michaels win tonight! HBK stands no chance and I will help my son in any way win this match. Michaels, you stand no chance because you have no Austin tonight, you’ve got Triple H and myself at ringside and you’re facing my son Shane, do you actually think you even stand a chance?
Mr. McMahon: So Shawn Michaels, the odds just got a little slimmer for you and your little buddy Steve Austin. Shawn, be prepared tonight because Shane McMahon will eat you alive in that match tonight, he’ll do anything necessary to beat you down and help Triple H in his journey to win this match at WrestleMania and there’s not going to be one damn thing you will be able to do about it come WrestleMania
Mr. McMahon: I’ll see you later tonight, Shawn!
*No Chance hits back on the PA System as Mr. McMahon has his evil smile on his face as he heads up the ramp. McMahon then continues on up the ramp smiling as we then fade out to commercial*
*World Tag Team Championships
3MW (c’s) vs Kane and The Big Show
Match Finish: A long fought out big man match in which 3MW focus on Kane and try to ground him instead of letting him tag in Big Show. Kane starts to get himself back into the match and nails a uppercut and runs off the ropes nailing a clothesline onto Rosey. Kane then signals for the end of the match with the Chokeslam but Jamal grabs Kane and pulls him down onto the mat! Rosey then makes the tag and Jamal comes into the ring, climbs onto the top turnbuckle but Kane gets up quickly, grabs Jamal and nails a Superplex with amazing strength! Kane then heads over and tags in Big Show who ducks a clothesline from Rosey, then grabs Jamal and sends him off the ropes and then takes down Jamal with a Big Boot! Double Chokeslam coming for Jamal, but Rosey nails a lowblow onto Kane, then attacks Big Show from behind for the DQ
Winners via DQ: Kane and The Big Show
*Shortly after the match, Rosey keeps beating down on Big Show while Jamal beats down on Kane before sliding to the outside. Jamal throws two tables into the ring and then sets them up with help from Rosey. Rosey tosses Big Show onto a table while Jamal tosses Kane onto a table and both men climb high onto their turnbuckles. Jamal and Rosey look at each other and then Rosey comes off with a Moonsault onto Big Show breaking the table followed by Jamal nailing a Big Splash through the table onto Kane! The fans are in awe seeing 3 Minute Warning perform those moves and they both get back up and slap hands with each other before getting their tag titles and heading to the back looking at the carnage they have created here tonight*
Joey Styles: That was uncalled for! Jamal and Rosey get themselves DQ’d in the match, then decide to attack Kane and Big Show!
Jerry Lawler: It was impressive to say the least, that’s the first time I think I’ve ever seen those monsters laying on their back like that!
Jonathan Coachman: Wow! Props to Jamal and Rosey for getting the job done tonight, I really love those men as our champs!
Joey Styles: Of course you do Coach! All they ever do is cheat, you’re never satisfied with somebody winning that doesn’t cheat
Jerry Lawler: Calm down Joey! Hey, still to come tonight, we’ve got an ECW Rules Match with Kurt Angle against an ECW legend
Jonathan Coachman: ECW was bullshit just like Kurt Angle said last week and tonight, Angle will prove that to all of the crowd
*We come back from the commercial and cut backstage to see Todd Grisham standing by with Triple H ready for an interview*
Todd Grisham: Well guys right now I am standing by backstage with Triple H and Triple H in five nights you face Stone Cold Steve Austin with huge implications, are you worried you might let your boss down here?
Triple H: Todd, calm down! Let me tell you all something and I’m going to make this clear to everybody, Shawn Michaels and Stone Cold Steve Austin are no threat to me, I could beat them easily but then Mr. McMahon decides to stick his nose into this business where it doesn’t belong and now, he claims he’s going to be sitting at ringside? Now wait, I never told Vince he could sit at ringside so I don’t know anything about this but something I do know is either way I will kick Shawn Michaels’s ass at WrestleMania!
Todd Grisham: Mr. McMahon said that if you beat Austin at Saturday Night’s Main Event, he would have a surprise for Stone Cold, any clue on this surprise?
Triple H: Now that’s one thing Vince did tell me, he did tell me what was going to happen to Austin if I beat him, wait let me rephrase that when I beat him! It’s only a matter of time until Austin loses to me, “The Game!” And at Saturday Night’s Main Event, it’s a warmup match for me before heading into WrestleMania against HBK!
Todd Grisham: One more thing Triple H, yo…
Triple H: You know what, I’m not here to answer any more of your dumb questions, I’ve got business to attend to before I head to the ring later tonight to witness my brother-in-law defeat Shawn Michaels. So you can all sit back and relax because tonight, Shawn Michaels’s voyage to nowhere begins with Shane McMahon defeating him in that ring, and that one is a guaranteed promise to you Shawn Michaels!
*We then cut back to ringside for the next match*
Mickie James vs Stacy Keibler
Match Finish: More of an squash match to give Mickie James some credibility now as she is heading towards the Women’s Championship. James sees Keibler getting back up and she then grabs her and nails a Mickie DDT but Mickie doesn’t want to stop there! Mickie then looks around and then kicks Stacy in the gut before running off the ropes and nailing her Mickie Spinning DDT! Mickie then smiles but doesn’t want to cover as she has other ideas! Mickie James then looks at Stacy down on the mat, Mickie then picks Stacy up who can barely stand and Mickie James then nails the Mick Kick! She then drops down onto the mat, One…Two…Three!!!
Winner: Mickie James
Joey Styles: What a sick woman! She couldn’t handle doing one finishing move so she does all three of her finishing moves!
Jerry Lawler: Poor Stacy, someone needs to go check on her! I think she could be laid out now and might not wake up.
Jonathan Coachman: All Mickie was doing was showing her intensity! Intensity gets you places and after that, she showed she has it
Joey Styles: Well that’s for sure but for the past few weeks we’ve seen a different side to Mickie James, a meaner side.
Jerry Lawler: She turned on Trish two weeks ago, then got a pinfall win in a tag match over her last week on Raw
Jonathan Coachman: Mickie James is just showing that she wants something certain and that something is Trish’s title.
*My Time is Now hits and the crowd goes wild and stands on their feet as the former WWE Champion makes his way down to the ring. Cena slides into the ring and throws his t-shirt into the crowd before looking around and grabbing a mic from the timekeeper and he smiles while all of the fans are cheering him*
John Cena: What’s Up Bangor Chain Gang?
John Cena: Now last week after my match against the Spirit Squad which I did win, Chris Jericho attacked me after and laid me out with a chair. That sumbitch couldn’t come face to face with me so he attacks me from behind. Now if you see this (Cena points to the bandaid on his head) this is what Jericho did to me last week and I tell you this, Jericho will pay!
John Cena: And as far as when will he pay? I’m not going to wait until WrestleMania to get my hands on Jericho. No, I’m going to get him tonight! Chris Jericho you bring your little punk rock ass out here and come fight me because I’ve got the Chain Gang behind my back and what do you have, the Spirit Fags?
*Crowd Pops for the ripoff of the Spirit Squad*
John Cena: Come on Jericho, I’m waiting!
*Suddenly Break the Walls Down hits and the crowd boos ballisticly as we see Chris Jericho doing his taunts. Jericho then makes his way down to the ring mouthing off to the fans before he continues on down before sliding into the ring. Jericho then walks past Cena smiling before he receives a mic and then starts to speak*
Chris Jericho: Welcome to Raw is Jericho!!!
Chris Jericho: Your little assclown group “The Chain Gang” is not going to get you anywhere Cena! They’re just there to make you think they support you but really they don’t support a wannabe rapper like you, they support a real rockstar, a first time ever Undisputed Champion and the Ayathollah of Rock and Rolla…. Y2J!!! Chris Jericho!!!
John Cena: My Chain Gang is fully behind my back and supports no matter where I’m at and what the situation is. And tonight, seems like a good time to kick some ass so Jericho, the Chain Gang’s got my back, who’s got your’s? I don…
Chris Jericho: Would you please shut the hell up?
*Y2J Sucks Chants Begin*
Chris Jericho: You know what assclown, you want a fight so bad tonight? Well you know what, I was talking backstage earlier tonight and it seemed that I found the right person to face you! Yeah that’s right tonight, we’re going to be seeing The Spirit Squad take on John Cena and a tag partner, perhaps the greatest tag partner he could ever have in this industry, Cena’s tag partner is going to be none other than….Me!
Chris Jericho: Cena, get ready our match is next!
Joey Styles: And before the break we saw John Cena call out Chris Jericho tonight for a fight and he didn’t get what he expected
Jerry Lawler: Jericho said that it’s going to be a Handicap Match right now with The Spirit Squad taking on Cena and Jericho
Jonathan Coachman: Cena and Jericho make a dominant team only if Cena wouldn’t screw the matchup and make his team lose
Joey Styles: Coach do you actually think Jericho is going to play fair in this match, the odds of that are pretty slim
Jerry Lawler: I agree and facing five members of the Spirit Squad certainly won’t be an easy task anyways but Cena overcame it last week
Jonathan Coachman: Cena might have won last week but tonight’s different, I can see Cena and Jericho winning tonight!
The Spirit Squad vs John Cena and Chris Jericho
Match Finish: Decent match but as expected Jericho works against Cena and helps the Spirit Squad despite being Cena’s partner. This ticks Cena off and Cena clotheslines down Jericho but then the Spirit Squad jump on Cena and beat him down. Johnny, Nicky, Mikey, and Mitch then pick up Cena and throw him into the air with Cena coming down onto the mat hard. Kenny then makes his way up the top turnbuckle slowly and we see Kenny leap off the turnbuckle and he nails a huge Leg Drop and then covers Cena! One…Two…Thre….count is broken up by Jericho and the Spirit Squad looks confused, Jericho then tells them something and then he grabs the legs of Cena and locks in the Walls of Jericho! Cena passes out after a minute or two and the ref is forced to ring the bell and award the win to the Spirit Squad.
Winners: The Spirit Squad
*We then cut backstage to see Kurt Angle in his lockerroom preparing for later tonight*
Kurt Angle: You know what Daivari? Last week what I said was right, ECW was nothing but shit and tonight, Rob Van Dam decides to throw some ECW wannabe against me in an ECW Rules Match, which he thinks I’ll lose? Come on, I’m the WWE Champion! I’m a former and only Olympic Gold Medalist in the WWE and nobody has stopped my yet on my road of rampage so why does he think it’s going to stop tonight?
Daivari: I don’t know Kurt but I tell you this, any one of those ECW wrestlers can come into that ring tonight but none of them will hold a candle to you! None of them stand a chance and it doesn’t matter which one it is? Terry Funk, Sandman, Mick Foley, hell they’re all lunatics but they can’t beat the WWE Champion!
Kurt Angle: That’s right Daivari. RVD’s just like any other ECW wannabe wrestler, all he is is a spot monkey that couldn’t sell out shows in the WWE like me but only could sell out shows inside of a freakin’ bingo hall? Now do you want a champion selling out major arenas or a champion barely selling out small bingo halls?
Daivari: Totally agree Kurt and hey, like I said it doesn’t matter who it is tonight, either way they are going to lose to you.
Kurt Angle: Wait, I want Rob Van Dam to hear something. RVD, I went through hell to get back on top, I’ve been through just about every match and survived every one of them and tonight is no different because I prove to all of you beer chuggin, low life, ECW fans and wrestlers that ECW was nothing and that begins when I defeat whoever RVD throws at me. I could care less if it’s Joey Styles to be honest because it’ll just be that much easier to win. So whoever you throw at me, they stand no chance tonight, oh It’s true…It’s Damn True!
*We come back from the commercial to see the WWE logo flash across a blank screen before we then see the 2006 Hall of Fame logo come across.*
Narrator: Our next legend, a man that installed fear into the eyes of other superstars by wrapping his snake, Damien around them
*Images of Jake “The Snake” Roberts putting his snake Damien on many superstars and most notably, Andre the Giant*
Narrator: The first ever inventor of a move, perhaps a common used move now in the world of wrestling, the DDT!
*Images of Roberts nailing the DDT onto many people and winning matches after nailing the DDT on opponents is shown*
Narrator: Despite never winning a championship, he truly was and lives on to be a WWE legend in many hearts of fans
*Images of Roberts during his face run and seeing him with the fans is shown*
Narrator: On April 1, 2006 we honor a true legend in this business we call WWE wrestling and entertainment
*More Images of Roberts in numerous things is shown to the fans*
Narrator: Please welcome the next inductee into the 2006 WWE Hall of Fame, Jake “The Snake” Roberts!!!
*We then cut back over to ringside to the announcer’s at the commentator’s booth*
Joey Styles: Another huge legend in Jake Roberts entering the Hall of Fame and he will be inducted by Stone Cold Steve Austin!
Jerry Lawler: Wow what a night plus we witness Bret Hart being inducted into the Hall of Fame by his brother-in-law, Jim Neidhart!
Jonathan Coachman: The late, great, Eddie Guerrero is inducted by Rey Mysterio, Chris Benoit, and Chavo Guerrero!
Joey Styles: Plus Ted “Million Dollar Man” DiBiase gets inducted by his former tag partner, Irwin R. Schyster
Jerry Lawler: Owen Hart is inducted by his widow, Martha Hart and it should be emotional for not only Martha but Bret
Jonathan Coachman: And finally a favorite of mine, Randy Savage is inducted by his brother “Leaping” Lanny Poffo
Shelton Benjamin vs Carlito
Match Finish: Well fought out match between these two and we see Chris Masters sitting on commentary scouting out his competition for not only this Saturday but for WrestleMania’s MITB Ladder Match. We see towards the end the speed pick up for this exciting match and a winner is about to be set. Benjamin grabs Carlito and goes for the T-Bone Suplex but Carlito reverses out of it and lands on his feet. Suddenly Masters leaves commentary and goes to hit Benjamin with his title belt as Benjamin comes off the ropes but Benjamin ducks and Masters nails Carlito with his Intercontinental title belt! Benjamin then grabs Carlito and rolls him up from behind and Masters looks to break the count but just leaves and heads up the ramp, One…Two…Three
Winner: Shelton Benjamin
*We return from the commercial break to see Matt Striker standing in the ring tonight not doing Striker’s Classroom but being prepared for a fight. Striker then quites the crowd and then begins to talk on the mic*
Matt Striker: Last week on my Classroom, I said I was tired of all of the disrespect shown to me and that tonight I was going to end that. Well I am! You see I said I was brining in somebody tonight and I did just that! I’m brining in a bodyguard for me, a person that many of you know real well and a man that will do the dirty work for me
Matt Striker: But first off, I want to challenge any body to a fight tonight because I’m going to have my own personal body guard debut here tonight but he needs somebody to beat up. So does anybody want to come down here and get beaten down by my bodyguard? Come on there’s tons of idiots backstage that wouldn’t mi…
*Child’s Play suddenly hits and Eugene comes bouncing out onto the stage waving his hand and slapping hands with the fans. Eugene then continues on down the ramp before he slides into the ring and looks to shake hands with Striker but Striker doesn’t accept it and then looks at Eugene wondering where he came from*
Matt Striker: And who are you again?
Eugene: Hello, my name is Eugene!
Matt Striker: Well uh Eugene. I see you want to accept my challenge tonight but first off I want to just tell you what you’re getting into now. First off, if you don’t know me I’m Matt Striker and I’m your teacher! Second off, you better be ready because the man that’s coming at you tonight, well he’s no easy task for you.
Matt Striker: Be quiet! I’m trying to teach Eugene something about answering before thinking and he did that tonight before coming out here. So Eugene, I’ll give you a few seconds and if you want you can go ahead and go to the back if you want to leave. If not, I’m going to bring my body guard out here soon.
Eugene: I…I…I want to face your bodyguard!
Matt Striker: Ok Eugene but you’re going to regret this. First off let me say that considering I am a teacher this person has a lot to do with being a teacher. Just like a teacher does stuff, this person does stuff too. And teachers have certain things, tests that students must take and well, Eugene I’m going to make this simple….
Matt Striker: This is your Test!
*Suddenly This is the Test hits across the arena and Test comes walking out onto the stage to loud boos from the crowd. Test slides into the ring and then beats down on Eugene while Striker is yelling at him to continue on doing so. Striker then tells Test to nail him with a Big Boot and Test picks Eugene up and then nails the Big Boot! Striker then tells Test to finish Eugene off right now and Test picks Eugene up, then slams him down onto the mat with the PumpHandle Slam before we see Striker get back on the mic*
Matt Striker: This is for everybody. I warned you all that you were going to pay if you messed with me and Eugene right here is an example. He took my Test I have given him tonight and you now what, he failed the Test! Eugene failed the Test miserably and if anybody else dares to take the Test, then I’ll see you next week!
*We then cut over to the commentator’s at ringside*
Joey Styles: Wow, Striker delivered here tonight when he decided to bring in a body guard of his own and he certainly made a good choice
Jerry Lawler: Test is back in the WWE and he certainly is going to be a major test for anybody that messes with Striker
Jonathan Coachman: Brilliant, just brilliant! Striker knew what he was doing the wholetime and he got that idiot Eugene to fall for it!
Joey Styles: Well coming up after the break, Shawn Michaels must face Shane McMahon and Austin has been banned from ringside.
Jerry Lawler: And the next time we will see Austin will be whenever he takes on Triple H at Saturday Night’s Main Event
Jonathan Coachman: Well what a major match and I can’t wait so we’ll be right back with HBK vs McMahon after the break
Shawn Michaels vs Shane McMahon
Match Finish: Long fought out match with Triple H and Vince McMahon interfering trying their best to cost Michaels the match. Towards the end, we hear Glass Shatters hit and McMahon heads up the ramp looking for Austin but Austin doesn’t show. This leaves Triple H down in the ring to help Shane as Vince heads to the back. We see Triple H grab the foot of Michaels trying to trip him up but Michaels stomps on the foot of Triple H. McMahon then comes at Michaels but Michaels nails him straight in the face with Sweet Chin Music! Suddenly, Triple H slides into the ring with a sledgehammer and then goes to nail Michaels with it but Michaels responds quickly with another Sweet Chin Music this time to the face of Triple H. Michaels then drops down onto Shane McMahon and has the cover, One…Two…Three
Winner: Shawn Michaels
*We then cut over to the commentator’s at ringside once more*
Joey Styles: Shawn Michaels overcame the odds tonight and he defeated Shane McMahon in a great match tonight
Jerry Lawler: It took a lot plus nailing two Sweet Chin Musics, one for McMahon, one for Triple H but he pulled the win off
Jonathan Coachman: Yeah he won, with help from Austin. Austin had his music played on purpose if it’s not as obvious
Joey Styles: Shawn Michaels and Triple H look set to explode come WrestleMania and both of those men will put on a great match
Jerry Lawler: So much history is between those two men and they look to end it at WrestleMania 22 but will it end?
Jonathan Coachman: I don’t know but right now we’ve got Rob Van Dam standing by backstage for an interview about the next match
*We then cut backstage to see Maria standing by with the number one contender to the WWE Championship, Rob Van Dam*
Maria: Rob, in a few moments, we will be seeing your opponent for WrestleMania, Kurt Angle take on a opponent of your choice in a WCW Rules Match
Rob Van Dam: Wait Maria, it’s an ECW Rules Match. You know Extreme Championship Wrestling where RVD got his start! Tonight Kurt Angle will feel what it was like to be in ECW, feel what it was like to be put through barbed wire, put on fire, and more because he steps into the ring to take on a true ECW legend
Maria: So what are the rules for this WCW Rules Match?
Rob Van Dam: Maria, it’s ECW! Anything goes tonight Kurt, the match will not be stopped because of too much violence. This isn’t a watered down version of a Hardcore Match, this is anything goes and anything will happen. Once you enter into that ring and get beaten down, you will never want to say anything negative about ECW again and that right there is going to be a promise you will never forget Kurt
Maria: So Rob, it’s a Pick Your Poison ECW Rules Match, why do you want to Pick Your Poison and kill yourself?
Rob Van Dam: Forget it Maria! However Kurt, I am picking your poison, I’m picking something you don’t excel in. Something you couldn’t stand a chance in and we’re going to see that revealed to the whole world tonight whenever you get beaten and you lose to this ECW legend and by the way, you’re never going to guess who it is.
Pick Your Poison ECW Rules Match
Kurt Angle vs ???
Match Finish: Angle comes out at the beginning of the match, the lights then go out and we see the one night match of Sabu! Sabu comes into the arena and we have a brutal match between Angle and RVD’s former tag partner, Sabu. A brutal match takes place with anything going as said by RVD before the match began. We see Sabu place a ladder up and then throws Angle onto a table but Angle scurries up the ladder before Sabu can leap off! Angle then comes off the ladder with and Angle Slam sending both Sabu and Angle through the table! The crowd is in shock after that amazing move and we see both men down for a few moments. Angle sits back up and RVD comes down into the ring, RVD then grabs a chair and tosses it to Angle, RVD then nails the Van Terminator before Sabu rolls up Angle, One…Two…Thre…Angle breaks free! Angle then hurriedly grabs the ankle of Sabu and Angle has the Ankle Lock applied on Sabu. RVD tries to come over but Daivari pulls RVD out of the ring and slams him into the barricade, Angle has Sabu still in the Anklelock and we see Sabu tap out giving Angle the win here tonight
Winner: Kurt Angle
*Daivari then hands a mic and the title belt to the WWE Champion, Kurt Angle who looks barely able to stand*
Kurt Angle: That match right there, that match proves to everyone that ECW was a joke because, I Kurt Angle, the WWE Champion just defeated a ECW legend in Sabu using my Anklelock and when it was locked on Sabu stood no chance. You see RVD, I know Sabu showing up here tonight was a one night thing but hell you could throw any ECW reject at me and the outcome would be the same, the winner would always be me! And that’s going to be shown at WrestleMania whenever I defeat you and retain my WWE Championship…Oh It’s True…It’s Damn True!!!