Re: The Main Event and Juvy's Rise of Glory
Coach’s face appears on the tron then the Raw theme begins to play throughout the arena and pyro goes off.
Jim Ross: Welcome to Monday Night Raw, what a night this will be, tonight ladies and gentlemen Eric Bischoff is away on a trip and he has left his friend Jonathan Coachman in charge of Raw!!
Jerry Lawler: God knows what’ll happen tonight with that idiot in charge
Jim Ross: Tonight in one on one action, Chris Benoit takes on Christian in what is bound to be a great one on one match
Jerry Lawler: Captain Charisma has been trying to get to the main events and there is no better way to make your mark than by beating Chris Benoit!!
Jim Ross: Also tonight we will see the second instalment of the Intercontinental Title invitational match, last week Chris Sabin debuted on Raw by accepting the challenge and what a match he had with the champion Shelton Benjamin
Jerry Lawler: It was a brilliant match, what a great idea by Eric Bischoff, I can’t wait to see who the next challenger is tonight!!
”No, No, No” hits throughout the arena to heat from the crowd as the interim General Manager Jonathan Coachman makes his way to the ring.
Jerry Lawler: Look who it is!!
Jim Ross: It’s our esteemed…(coughs)…General Manager for the night Coach…
Coach gets in the ring and gets a microphone from Lillian Garcia.
Coach: You people sit down and shut up, as the Coach has something to say!!
Coach smiles as the crowd give that heat.
Coach: I know how much you people really want to see Batista tonight, but you won’t because tonight for one night only, Raw is The Coach’s show and that means every single member in that locker room is under my authority and as an example of my authority, The Coach has barred Batista from the building tonight so Batista will not be here!!!
The crowd gives that huge heat
Coach: Also Eric Bischoff has asked me to announce that next week on our special three hour super show…there will be a one night tournament featuring six superstars, the winner gets to go to Vengeance to face Randy Orton for the World Heavyweight Title…
Coach smiles and the crowd start a “Coach sucks” chant, which makes him angry.
Coach: The men in these tournament will compete first in a singles match then the winners will advance to a Triple Threat Match later on that night…the competitors in this will be…
Coach pauses as the crowd waits in anticipation
The crowd gives that huge heat
Coach: The Big Show!!
The crowd also gives Big Show heat
The crowd boo’s even louder upon hearing his name
Coach: Shawn Michaels!!
The crowd gives that a huge pop
The crowd gives that a huge pop again
Coach: and…Chris Benoit!!!!
The crowd erupts upon hearing Benoit’s name and a huge “Benoit, Benoit, Benoit” chant starts.
Coach: Now as for tonight, you’re next World Heavyweight Champion Randy Orton will be in action and he will kill not one but two legends…
The crowd buzzes in anticipation
Coach: In a handicap match Randy Orton has agreed to take on Jerry “The King” Lawler and his partner Jim Ross
Coach laughs as the camera cuts to a stunned pairing of JR and King.
Coach: I know what you’re all thinking, one major question is crossing your mind and yes to answer that, I have accepted to call this huge main event…all by myself!!!
Coach laughs as his music hits and he leaves the ring as we cut to a commercial break.
Jim Ross: Welcome back to Monday Night Raw…what are we going to do later on tonight King?
Jerry Lawler: That damn Coach…don’t worry about it JR, you just stay on the apron and I’ll do my best
Jim Ross: Well…coming up in our first match of the night, JBL will be in action as he takes on Chris Sabin!!!
Chris Sabin vs. JBL
Chris Sabin pushes JBL very close on several occasions using his speed to his advantage and high flying moves to wear JBL out.
Match Ending: Chris Sabin comes off the top rope with a missile dropkick and covers quickly for the 1-2-kickout. Sabin gets up quickly and climbs the turnbuckle again, he waits on JBL to get up and tries to come off with a Hurricanrana but JBL catches him and drills him with a powerbomb. JBL then waits on Sabin to get up and delivers the Clothesline from Hell and covers for the 1-2-3.
JBL stands up and celebrates but his celebration is cut short as Chris Jericho runs down the ramp to the delight of the crowd. He gets into the ring and spears down JBL and mounts him hammering away with right hands until several referees and officials come out and restrain him.
Jim Ross: Chris Jericho trying to gain retribution on JBL because last week JBL and his Chief of Staff did a number on Chris Jericho during the match when the referee was down
Jerry Lawler: An unprovoked attack it was JR, unprovoked!!
Jim Ross: I understand we can now go backstage to Todd Grisham who is standing by with Chris Jericho
We cut backstage to see Todd Grisham standing by with an angry Chris Jericho.
Todd Grisham: Chris Jericho you attacked JBL moments ago after his match with Chris Sabin, why did you do it?
Chris Jericho: Lately Todd, I’ve been off the ball, you haven’t seen the real Chris Jericho as of late, I thought I was on a role when I won the Money in the Bank contract but then I lost it to Edge, then last week on Raw, JBL and Matt Morgan beat me down in the ring…well I’ve had enough, I am in the one night tournament next week to crown a number one contender and Todd, I have to win that tournament, I need this title shot more than anyone, I am going to redeem myself by winning this tournament and winning the World Heavyweight Title!!!
Jericho then looks past Todd as Coach walks into the picture.
Coach: Is that right?
Chris Jericho: Yeah that’s right ass clown, what do you think because you’re General Manager for tonight that you’re important, I don’t think so Junior!!
The Coach laughs
Coach: Let me tell you Chris Jericho, if you’re so sure you’re going to win the tournament then it won’t matter that in the first round who you face will it?
Jericho shakes his head
Coach: The first round matches have been announced, next week Chris Benoit will take on JBL, Edge will take on Shawn Michaels…(Coach laughs)…Yes Chris, that leaves you to go one on one with the seven foot two, five hundred pound Big Show!!!!
Coach laughs and walks off leaving Chris Jericho looking stunned.
We come back to see Shelton Benjamin in the ring waiting on his next opponent in the Intercontinental Title Invitational.
”It wasn’t my fault” hits throughout the arena to heat from the crowd as Gene Snitsky makes his way to the ring.
Intercontinental Title Invitational
Gene Snitsky vs. Shelton Benjamin ©
Snitsky uses his power to dominate the majority of the match but he isn’t able to put away Shelton Benjamin.
Match Ending: Snitsky Irish Whips Shelton against the ropes and then delivers a huge big boot and covers but only gets a two count. He then signals that it’s over and picks up Benjamin. He goes for the Pumphandle Slam but Shelton counters and rolls up Snitsky but only gets two. He gets up quickly and delivers a spinning wheel kick knocking Snitsky down. Shelton then sets Snitsky, Snitsky gets up and tries to clothesline Shelton who ducks and then hits the T-Bone Suplex and covers for the 1-2-3
Winner: and still Intercontinental Champion…Shelton Benjamin
Jim Ross: Shelton Benjamin defeats Snitsky, managing to retain in another Intercontinental Invitational match, that is the unpredictability of this type of match, the first week we had the high flying Chris Sabin, this week we’ve had the brutality of Gene Snitsky!!
Jerry Lawler: Once again though Shelton Benjamin retains his title!!!
We come back and “Burn in My Light” plays throughout the arena to huge heat from the crowd as Randy Orton makes his way to the ring, he smiles at JR and King as he walks past them. He climbs into the ring and gets a microphone.
Randy Orton: Rise to your feet and greet your next World Heavyweight Champion!!!
Orton smiles as the crowd gives him major heat
Randy Orton: You see in Batista’s absence I have bravely accepted to take on the legendary tag team of Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler…
Randy Orton: I am going to prove a point to Batista, to JR and King, to you people, you can all sit there and drink you’re stupid beer and eat you’re stupid hot dogs, but none of you can be as good as Randy Orton
Orton smiles again but gets mad as the crowd start chanting “Orton sucks”
Randy Orton: Next week in this very ring I will embarrass Batista, I will humiliate him, I will destroy him, you can call him the Animal if you want, but he isn’t tougher, he isn’t badder than Randy Orton!!
The crowd start chanting “Batista, Batista” and Orton nods his head.
Randy Orton: Chant his name all you want, he isn’t coming here tonight, and even if he did I would beat the living hell out of him, like I am going to beat the hell out of Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler tonight, like I beat the hell out of Chris Benoit at Backlash, like I beat the living hell out of the Undertaker at Wrestlemania, because there is nobody tougher than Randy Orton!!!
Randy Orton: And if anyone in that locker room, thinks they are tougher than Randy Orton then I suggest they come out here to this very ring right now and prove it…
Orton waits but nobody comes out, he turns around and starts smiling to the crowd when all of a sudden Glass Shatters and Stone Cold Steve Austin’s music plays throughout the arena to an enormous pop from the crowd. Austin makes his way to the ring and climbs in and barges straight into a stunned Randy Orton before climbing up on all four turnbuckles and saluting the fans. He then gets a microphone from Lillian Garcia.
An “Austin, Austin” chant breaks out throughout the arena.
Stone Cold: I was sitting in the back there…
Stone Cold: Having a beer…
Stone Cold: Eating a hot dog…
Stone Cold: Enjoying Monday Night Raw
Stone Cold: Until you started flapping you’re gums
Stone Cold: If I heard you correctly, you made fun of these people because they drank beer, what’s wrong with drinking beer?
Randy Orton: It’s (Stone Cold cuts him off)
Stone Cold: Don’t talk in my ring unless I tell you to talk
The crowd laughs instead of chanting what.
Stone Cold: When you insult beer, you insult Stone Cold
Stone Cold: You don’t wanna insult Stone Cold Steve Austin
Stone Cold: You insult Stone Cold Steve Austin and he might just beat the living hell out of you
Stone Cold: You then said there was nobody tougher than Stone Cold…
Stone Cold: Make no mistake about it, I am the toughest SOB in the World and if you say otherwise…well that’s you insulting Stone Cold
Stone Cold: You then challenged anyone in the locker room to prove they were tougher than Randy Orton…
Stone Cold: So consider this, challenge accepted!!
Austin kicks Orton in the midsection and then delivers a stunner!!!!! His music then hits throughout the arena and he celebrates by drinking beer on all four turnbuckles before leaving.
Jim Ross: Moments ago we saw an appearance by Stone Cold Steve Austin and what an impact he made delivering the Stone Cold Stunner on Randy Orton!!
Jerry Lawler: I loved that moment and hopefully Randy Orton is weakened for later on tonight
“Drop the Bombshells” plays throughout the arena to a pop from the crowd as The Dudley Boyz make their way to the ring.
Jim Ross: Ladies and Gentlemen two weeks ago on Raw Eric Bischoff told The Coach to find him a team to take on the tag team champions and we’re about to see who that team is
Dance music plays throughout the arena as a blonde headed man and a brown headed man make their way out to the ring dancing on their way.
Lillian Garcia: Introducing their opponents from Panama City, weighing in at a combined weight of 445 pounds, Antonio and Romeo, the Heart Throbs!!!!!!
Jerry Lawler: The Heart Throbs?
Jim Ross: I haven’t heard of this team before…
World Tag Team Titles
The Dudley Boyz © vs. The Heart Throbs
An impressive debut by the tag team of the Heart Throbs who isolate D’Von
Match Ending: D’Von manages to get the tag in to Bubba, Bubba comes into the ring and clotheslines Antonio then clotheslines Romeo. Bubba delivers a scoop slam on Antonio, Bubba then delivers a scoop slam on Romeo. D’Von then clotheslines Antonio over the top rope and out to the floor. He then sets up Romeo alogn with Bubba and the Dudley Boyz hit the 3D and Bubba covers Romeo for the 1-2-3.
Winners: and still Tag Team Champions…The Dudley Boyz
Muhammad Hassan’s music hits throughout the arena to heat from the crowd as Hassan makes his way to the ring along with Daivari. Hassan gets a microphone and stands in the middle of the ring as a “USA” chant breaks out.
Muhammad Hassan: I came here tonight, to have a match…I came here tonight to exact revenge…I came here tonight to bring justice to Monday Night Raw…I came here tonight to face…Marty Jannetty!!!
Hassan looks at Daivari who shakes his head.
Muhammad Hassan: But once again Marty Jannetty had the audacity not to show up and face me…Marty Jannetty is like you American’s, he is a coward…so since I cannot face him tonight…I am challenging anyone in the locker room to a match…but not just anyone, I am challenging any American to a match!!!
Hassan throws the microphone down and waits for someone to answer his challenge, eventually “Sexy Boy” plays throughout the arena to a huge pop from the crowd as Shawn Michaels makes his way to the ring to face Hassan.
Muhammad Hassan (w/Daivari) vs. Shawn Michaels
A brawl between these two with Daivari interfering at any point possible
Match Ending: Michaels tries to clothesline Hassan but he accidentally gets the referee knocking him down. Hassan tries a low blow but Michaels counters and delivers a right hand knocking Hassan down. Daivari enters the ring but gets Sweet Chin Music. Hassan runs at Michaels but Michaels delivers a powerslam. Edge is shown on camera running down the ramp with his briefcase in hand, he slides into the ring and clocks Michaels in the head with it, knocking him out. Edge slides out of the ring and watches Hassan pick up Michaels and hit the modified STO and covers him and the referee stirs around to count the 1-2-3.
Winner: Muhammad Hassan
Jim Ross: Edge making a statement to his opponent next week, Shawn Michaels!!!
Jerry Lawler: That is a huge understatement JR, he knocked him out with that metal briefcase of his
Jim Ross: We’ll be right back after this commercial break!
We come back to see Todd Grisham standing next to Chris Benoit.
Todd Grisham: Chris Benoit, next week you compete in the tournament to crown a number one contender to the World Heavyweight Title, what are your thoughts?
Chris Benoit: At Wrestlemania 20, when I beat Triple H and Shawn Michaels to lift the World Heavyweight Title, it was one of the greatest moments of my life, it was the greatest feeling ever to know that I had made it to the top, and I want to get back there, I want to relive that moment Todd, I am the best technical wrestler in the World today and nothing will stand in my way and I will once again become the World Heavyweight Champion!!!
Chris Benoit walks off as we cut back to JR and King.
Jim Ross: Strong, heartfelt words from the Rabid Wolverine Chris Benoit, up next folks Chris Benoit goes one on one with Christian
“Just Close Your Eyes” hits throughout the arena to a mixed reaction from the crowd as Christian makes his way to the ring for his following match.
Chris Benoit vs. Christian
Great back and forth match between these two.
Match Ending: Christian goes for the Unprettier but Benoit counters with a German Suplex and he keeps his grip, he hits a second German Suplex and keeps his grip again and then hits a third German. Benoit signals for the headbutt and climbs to the top turnbuckle, he tries to hit a Swandive Headbutt but Christian moves and Benoit hits the canvas. Christian quickly covers Benoit for the 1-2-kickout. Christian then picks up Benoit and once again goes for the Unprettier but Benoit counters with the Crossface in the centre of the ring, Christian quickly taps out!!
Winner: Chris Benoit
Christian then attacks Benoit from behind as he is celebrating and nails the Unprettier and stands tall over Benoit as we cut to a commercial break.
We come backstage to see Christian walking down the corridor holding his shoulder; he stops and looks up straight into the eyes of a smiling JBL.
JBL: Remember you rapped to me last week, well I’ve been thinking of payback for you and I’ve come up with something…you wanna hear it?
Christian: No I don’t
Christian tries to walk away but JBL stops him.
JBL: Well tough…it goes like this…did you just see that last bout? That little guy called Christian…he tapped out!!!
JBL bursts out laughing as Christian looks at him and mockingly laughs.
Christian: You know JBL…you are almost as bad at rapping as you are wrestling…
Christian walks off leaving JBL annoyed, we then cut back to JR and King.
Jim Ross: Another confrontation between Christian and JBL, and a pathetic rap attempt by JBL
Jerry Lawler: That has been an interesting rivalry in recent weeks, but onto more important things, we’re up next JR
Jim Ross: I don’t even have wrestling gear here tonight, I have to compete in my suit
Jerry Lawler: Well fortunately I always wear my gear out here and hopefully you don’t have to enter the match.
Jim Ross: Folks we’ll be back after this commercial break
We come back to see JR and King standing in the ring. “No, No, No” hits throughout the arena to heat from the crowd as Coach makes his way out to the announce position, giving JR and King a mocking wave as he walks down. He puts on the headset and begins to talk.
Coach: Well Business has just picked up ladies and gentlemen, The Coach is here to commentate this huge match all by myself, I know it’s a tough task but there is nobody better to do this than…The Coach
”Burn in My Light” hits throughout the arena to huge heat from the crowd as Randy Orton makes his way to the ring.
Coach: Here comes your next World Heavyweight Champion, the Legend Killer…Randy Orton!!!!!
Randy Orton vs. Jim Ross & Jerry Lawler
King stays in for the full match leaving JR on the apron. He starts off brightly but Orton begins to dominate and busts King open.
Match Ending: Orton mounts King and begins to deliver hard right hands to the head. He continues to further open the wound in the head of King but stops when JR comes into the ring. He tries to plead with Orton to stop, Orton then slaps JR and tells him to shut up. JR uses all his strength to deliver a stiff right hand on Orton which causes Orton to stagger back into a rollup by King for the 1-2-kickout. Orton then quickly gets up and nails an RKO on King. He then walks over to JR and delivers a hard right hand knocking him out. Orton then covers King for the 1-2-3.
Winner: Randy Orton
Orton then goes over to JR and continues to beat him up until he pleads. He then stands tall making signals that he is the next World Heavyweight Champion as we go off the air.
End of Show
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