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Full Throttle Results
Pyro goes off creating a huge erruption from the crowd.Commercial Break
JR: Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to Full Throttle, coming to you live from the sold out American West Arena here in Phoenix, Arizzona, and its gonna be a wild ride straight from the start! Please welcome Jerry "The King" Lawler.
King: Thanks alot JR, yes this will be a great show and what a way to start off with 6 lightweight top contenders, all in the ring at the same time!
JR: But thats not all, Scott Norton, Ron Waterman & Scotty 2 Hotty take on Tatanka, who returns for his first match after the hellacious ROR match from our last PPV, and the Dudley Boyz in 6 man tag action, John Cena debuts against Randy Orton and the Hardcore title is on the line when Cactus Jack challenges our fairly long reigning champ Perry Saturn.
King: O yes but my favourite match of the night is gonna be Chris Benoit vs Ken Shamrock, its got all the ingredients for an instant classic.
JR: That will be one hell of a match, but it looks like we are kicking things off with the 6 man Lightweight match.
Match 1: 6 Man Lightweight Gauntlet Elimination Match
Participants: Rey Mysterio vs Amazing Red vs Paul London vs Billy Kidman vs Chavo Guerrero vs Blitzkrieg
London starts off with Kidman. Kidman charges at London who gives Kidman repeated arm drags, including a japanese armdrag. London covers but Kidman kicks out immediatley. London and Kidman lock things up in the center of the ring. Neither man can faze the other. They go for it again with the same result. Then the third time Kidman kicks London in the gut, and DDT's London and covers 1-----2-----no! London kicks out, very close to having an early elimination. Kidman whips London to the ropes and goes for a clothesline but London ducks. Kidman goes off the ropes and London catches him with a dropsault. While both men are down the timer counts down.
Blitzkrieg dahses towards the ring for his returning match, he hasnt been seen since the hellacious ROR match 2 weeks ago. Blitzkrieg goes after London. He chops away at London in the corner. Then he tells Kidman clothesline London. Kidman nodds his head but has it taken off by Blitzkrieg who turns on Kidman with a standing dropkick. Blitzkrieg covers 1------2------no! Kidman just raises the shoulde roff the canvas. Blitzkrieg drops an elbow to the uprising Kidman then turns around into a stiff top rope diving clothesline from London. London covers 1----2--- kick out by Blitzkrieg. London goes for a suplex on Blitzkrieg but Kidman hits a low blow on London. Blitzkrieg then gives Kidman a wheel kick and he awaits the next man in this match.
Enter Chavo Guerrero
*OOOOO Chavo* hits and the crowd comes alive as Chavo sprints to the ring. Blitzkrieg cannot believe it and tries to attack Chavo on the ramp but Chavo counters and clotheslines Blitzkrieg before sliding into the ring. Chavo sidesteps London and throws him over the top rope. Chavo turns around and Kidman gives him the BK Bomb. Kidman covers 1------2------no! Chavo raises the right shoulder at the last second. Blitzkrieg then attacks Kidman and throws him outside. London and Kidman start fighting on the outside. In the ring Blitzkrieg drags Chavo to the corner and climbs up top motioning for the Crokscrew 630. He leaps but Chavo rolls out of the way and Blitzkrieg smacks off the mat. Chavo then picks up Blitzkrieg and gives him the Gory Bomb. Followed by the cover 1-------------2---------------3!
BLITZKRIEG IS ELIMINATED!
On the outside Kidman slams London on the floor then rolls inside and goes for the BK Bomb on Chavo but Chavo counters with an arm drag. Chavo then dropkicks Kidman and they're all down as the timer counts down.
Enter Rey Mysterio
Mysterio's music hits and the crowd goes nuts. Rey charges towards the ring and starts hammering away on Kidman. Rey sends Kidman to the ropes and nails the leap up bulldog on Kidman, this is followed by a trip onto the middle rope as Rey connects with the 619! Rey is going to go for the West Coast Pop but Chavo flies off the top rope with a crossbody, knocking Rey off the apron. London climbs the top rope and hits the 450 splash on Kidman to its usual pop reaction from the crowd. London covers Kidman 1-----------2-------------3!
BILLY KIDMAN IS ELIMINATED!
London then springs off the ropes and dives over the top rope onto Chavo and Rey knocking them both down. Timer counts down.
Enter Amazing Red
Amazing Red runs down to the ring slapping crowds hands. He rolls up and onto Chavos shoulders then delivers a hurricanrana to Chavo on the floor!
London and Rey going at it in the ring. Rey goes for London who nails a dropsault on Rey. Red then climbs to the top and nails an amzing Infrared on Rey Mysterio! Cover 1-----------2--------------3!
REY MYSTERIO IS ELIMINATED
Chavo slides back in the ring and hits the Gory Bomb on London followed by the refs count of 1---------------2----------------3!
PAUL LONDON IS ELIMINATED!
Chavo and Amazing Red left. Great back and forth action, too quick to comment on. Eventually Chavo goes for the Gory Bomb but Red counters into a backslide 1------------2---------- Chavo rolls over on Red 1-----------2----------no! Red kicks out just! Chavo then goes for Red but Red rolls Chavo up 1----------2--------- Chavo counters the roll and uses the ropes for leverage 1--------------2--------------3!
AMAZING RED IS ELIMINATED!
Match Time: 18m 47s
WINNER: Chavo Guerrero
JR: What a match and Chavo did it in his return, we havent seen him since the ROR matchup at Revolution of Retribution!
King: A great effort though from Paul London and Billy Kidman, they impressed me the most.
JR: Yes I too was impressed with Paul London.
King: What about Kidman?
JR: Kidman is a jealous asshole!
King: O common Ross thats uncalled for, you know he's better then London.
JR: Whatever you say King. Well up after the break we got the Hardcore title on the line, dont go anywhere!
JR: Welcome back folks coming up soon its the Hardcore title on the line.
Camera pans back and we see Roger Walker knock on the locker room door of Rhyno. Roger enters.
Roger- Rhyno? Rhyno are you in here, its Roger, um I was.....was....wondering if I would be able to get a quick word with you about.......
Camera shows the shock on Rogers face, then turns to where he is looking as Rhyno is down on the floor bleeding and out cold.
Roger- Shit, medics, medics, we need help in here, someone help!
Roger runs off to get help as we cross back to JR.
JR: What the hell happened to Rhyno, hes down and out!
King: I dunno I smell a Raven around that scene.
JR: Thats a good point King, it may have been Raven.
Match 2: Singles Match for the WIWA Hardcore Championship
Participants: Perry Saturn (c) vs Cactus Jack
Cactus Jack gets a massive reception when his music hits, and he comes down to the ring with a wheelie bin full of toys! Saturns music hits and he gets a fair pop. Saturn has a kendo stick with him. Saturn slides in the ring, Cactus charges at Saturn and knocks him down. Cactus pummels Saturn with right hands. Cactus then does his dishgun taunt to get a good reaction from this Phoenix crowd. Cactus throws Saturn to the outside through the second rope. Cactus then rams Saturns head into the wheelie bin and covers Saturn 1-------2-------kick out by Saturn. Cactus then suplexes Saturn on the floor. Saturn holds his back in pain. Cactus rummages through his bin looking for something, and he pulls out a mop. Cactus hits Saturn in the gut, then cracks the mop over Saturns back. Cover 1----------2-----kick out by Saturn. Cactus asks the ref for a 3 next time. Cactus then chokes Saturn with his foot and then stomps away for a little bit. Cactus then goes to slam Saturn on the floor but Saturn counters and sends Cactus into the ring post, Cactus' head cracks off the post, he starts bleeding badly. Saturn covers cactus 1---------2--------no! Cactus just raises the shoulder in the nick of time. Saturn then grabs Cactus head and rubs his elbow onto Cactus' cut, making it bleed even worse. Saturn then goes over to the wheelie bin and grabs a chair. He swings it at Cactus but he ducks and Saturn cracks the chair on the ring post. Saturn shakes his hand, it is hurting him from the shock impact of the chair against the post. Cactus then clotheslines Saturn into the crowd as we cut to a commercial break.
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We come back live to find Saturn in control with both men fighting through the crowd. Saturn whips Cactus into the fence then charges for Cactus, only to get elevated over the shoulder and splat backfirst on the concrete. Cactus covers Saturn 1---------2------no! Saturn raises the shoulder at the last moment. Cactus picks Saturn up and hammers away with right hands. They end up fighting to a doorway which leads backstage. Cactus goes for Socko but Saturn kicks him in the groin then throws Cactus into the concrete wall. Cactus slumps over in a bloody heap as Saturn covers 1------2------no! Cactus somehow raises the shoulder just in time. Saturn cant believe it and covers Cactus again but again Cactus kicks out. Saturn starts cursing and kicking things around. He then grabs a trash can and whacks Cactus on the head with it. Then on the back a couple of times when Cactus is on all fours. Saturn then kicks Cactus sharply in the gut. Cactus starts crawling towards the doors leading backstage. Saturn picks Cactus up and throws him through the doors, which break off the hinges with the force of the throw. Saturn covers Cactus 1--------2-------no! Again Cactus keeps defying Saturns attempts to end the match. Saturn cannot believe and pretty much tries to get the ref to force a 3 count. Saturn then talks trash to Cactus. Saturn picks Cactus up and goes for a piledriver on the floor, but Cactus counters and flips Saturn over the back and Saturn crashes through some wooden boards. Cactus covers 1------2--kick out by Saturn. Cactus then gets a chair and swings but Saturn ducks and clotheslines Cactus. Saturn then gets the chair and hits Cactus on the head, but Cactus dosent go down, instead Cactus tells him to do it again. Saturn kicks Cactus in the gut then cracks the chair on Cactus' back but still Cactus wont go down. Saturn gets annoyed and steps back, then runs at Cactus with the chair. Cactus sidestpes and sends Saturn crashing through a window! Glass shatters everywhere as both men are down. HOLY SHIT! chants circle around the arena. Cactus crawls around into the room and covers Saturn 1-----2-------no! Saturn barely raises the left shoulder off the floor. Cactus cannot believe it and starts pulling his hair out. These 2 men have been in a war. Cactus picks Saturn up and DDT's him on the floor. Both men down. Cactus covers Saturn with one arm 1-----------------2---------------no! Saturn kicks out again. Saturn is bleeding now, Cactus starts pulling more hair out. He screams at Saturn to stay down. Saturn tells Cactus to fuck himself. Cactus goes nuts and pummels Saturn with right hand after right hand. Cactus then motions to do the spike piledriver on the floor but Saturn counters, trips Cactus and drops an elbow in the nether regions. Cactus holds his crutch in pain, screaming and yelling. Saturn then finds a ladder and drops it repeatedly on Cactus' stomach. Saturn covers 1---------2---------no! Cactus kicks out. Saturn curses and slaps his hands off the ground. Saturn gets Cactus up and goes for a slam but Cactus counters and drives Saturns head off the ground with a reverse DDT. Cactus then sets the ladder up to climb it. he gets almost to the top rung. He motions with the dishgun taunt and the crowd roars. All of a sudden Sandman shows up and stabs Cactus in the ribs with a kendo stick! Sandman then climbs the ladder and cracks the kendo stick over Cactus' head, Cactus wobbles but eventually loses his grip on the ladder and falls backwards crashing through stacked tables with glass sheets, cardboard boxes and other equipment on them. Cactus is motionless under all the rubble. Sandman jumps off the ladder and attacks Saturn with clubs on the back. Saturn fights him off when he sprays a fire extinguisher in Sandmans face, temporarily blinding him. Saturn then tackles Sandman and dives him backwards, crashing through the Pepsi machine, blue glass shards decorate the ground around Saturn and Sandman. Saturn covers Sandman 1------------------2-----------------------------3! Saturn did it but not on the scheduled opponent. The match went for near 40 minutes. Saturn cannot believe it and runs off jumping up and down, bleeding badly. The camera then pans to Cactus' motionless body, then to Sandmans, then fades to a commercial break
Match Time: 38m 46s
WINNER: Perry Saturn
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JR: Well that was a truly unbelievable matchup, and Saturn is STILL the Hardcore champ, thanks to Sandman, who obviously wanted the gold for himself.
King: That was one long, exciting brutal match, neither man would stay down.
JR: Coming up soon we have what should be another classic when Benoit takes on Shamrock, but now I have been told that Roger Walker has an interview, so lets cross to him now.
Roger- Well yes JR I do indeed have an interview, and its with Randy Orton, the Legend Killer (crowd boos heavily)
Orton- Sure go ahead boo all you want, but the fact of the matter is I cost your dream team of Austin and the Rock their tag match when I finished off Austin with an RKO. (more boos) You see while you think that The Rock and Austin are legends, they are nothing special, as I have proved by "Killing" them with the RKO, they are nothing, I have killed legends of all sorts, from RVD, Benoit and Booker T through to greats like Don Muraco, Harley Race and Mick Foley, and no legend can survive the Legend Killer (more boos)
Roger- But Randy isnt it ture that when you were in the WWE, at Wrestlemania 21 you went to "Kill" the Undertaker, but you were not sucessful? (crowd cheers)
Orton- What did you just say?
Orton gives Roger the RKO on the floor, then walks off in a bad mood.
JR: We need some medics backstage for Roger, what Orton did was uncalled for! Thats a damn interviewer not a wrestling legend!
King: Perhaps he's an Interviewing Legend in Ortons mind, and its only fair that Orton gives every legend he can the RKO.
JR: O common King you dont seriously believe that do you? Did you just here what you said?
King: Yes indeed I did, do you want me to repeat myself?
JR: God no, well folks its time for 6 man tag!
Match 3: 6 Man Tag
Participants: Scott Norton, Ron "H20" Waterman & Scotty 2 Hotty vs Tatanka & Dudley Boyz
Waterman starts off with Bubba, Waterman overpowers the near 300 pounder by throwing him across the ring. Waterman flexes to the joy of the crowd. They lock up again and this time Bubba pushes Waterman away and mocks Waterman, flexing and saying come on! Waterman slaps Bubba on the face and rolls him up 1---------2---kick out. Waterman slams Bubba down hard then drops a knee to Bubba's head. Waterman picks up Bubba and takes him to his corner. Waterman holds open the ribs as he tags in Scotty, who comes off the top rope with a sledge across the open ribs of Bubba. Bubba falls to his knees and Scotty dropkicks him in the face. Cover 1-------2--kick out with authority as Bubba throws Scotty off him. Scotty comes back with a clothesline. Scotty then rebounds off the ropes and face plants Bubba. He's going for an early WORM! Crowd chants W-O-R Scotty turns around for the M but D-Von catches him with a shoulder block. Crowd boos as Bubba splashes Scotty in the corner then tags in Tatanka. Tatanka and Bubba double team Scotty, then when they distract the ref D-Von chokes Scotty with the tag rope. Scotty stumbles out of the corner into a sideslam from Bubba then a running elbow from Tatanka. Tatanka covers 1---------2---kick out by Scotty. Tatanka then introduces Scotty's head to the turnbuckle then rolls him up 1------------2--------no! Kick out just in the nick of time. Norton and Waterman start clapping Scotty, urging him on to make a tag. Tatanka puts a sleeper on Scotty, who battles out with elbows to the ribs then goes behind and Tatanka turns around into a superkick. Scotty crawls over and makes the tag to Scott Norton. Norton destroys everyone. He hits the new legal man Bubba with a huge shoulder block sending Bubba out to the floor through the middle rope, then clotheslines D-Von and delivers an unholy powerslam to Tatanka. D-Von starts to attack Norton from behind, and Waterman hops in and boots D-Von down then gives him the Water Bomb. Tatanka gets a Jackhammer from Norton. Bubba manages to get Norton up for the Bubba Bomb, but Scotty plants Bubba with the face crusher the does the WORM! Norton shakes the cobwebs loose and rolls over on Bubba as the ref counts 1-------------2--------------3! Crowd pops as Scotty manages to get Norton and Waterman to dance with him much to the delight of the fans here in Phoenix, Arizona.
Match Time: 13m 46s
WINNERS: Scott Norton, Ron "H20" Waterman & Scotty 2 Hotty
JR: What a match, and look at Waterman and Norton, I havent seen them having so much fun for quite some time!
King: Thats dissapointing JR, I was really gunning for Tatanka to score a win, he is yet to do that in the WIWA yet.
JR: O gee what a damn shame (sarcasm) And folks up after the break Benoit vs Shamrock and Cena vs Orton
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Match 4: Singles Match
Participants: Chris Benoit vs Ken Shamrock
Shamrock comes out to some heat, Benoit gets a huge pop. Both men try to get an advantage early on in the match. Benoit starts working on Shamrocks left shoulder and arm with a falling armbreaker then a modified armbar. Shamrock grabs the ropes as Benoit releases the hold. Benoit goes for Shamrock but Shamrock trips Benoit and locks on the anklelock. Benoit writhes in pain and crawls to the ropes, Shamrock keeps the hold on till the refs count reaches 4. Shamrock releases then starts destroying Benoits left leg with knees, elbows, stomps, punches and leg lock variations. Shamrock goes for the anklelock again but Benoit rolls him up 1------------2----------no! Shamrock just kicks out and knows how close he came to losing then. Shamrock keeps trying for the anklelock but Benoit counters every time. Shamrock then gets Benoit up and goes for a belly to belly but Benoit counters with a trio of german suplexes on Shamrock. Benoit then signals for the diving headbutt. Benoit climbs up high and soars across the ring and connects with Shamrocks bad shoulder. Benoit then locks the Crossface in as Shamrock taps almost instantly.
Match Time: 9m 56s
WINNER: Chris Benoit via Submission
JR: Benoit wins, with the Crossface, what a win for the Rabid Wolverine!
King: C'mon ref Shamrock wasnt tapping, he was having a feel for his surroundings! Blatent cheating by Benoit.
JR: Yeah right King, Benoit rarely cheats, and he didnt need to then, finishing off Shamrock in good time.
Camera pans backstage and shows Rhyno being finished off by the medics. Heyman is also back with Rhyno.
Heyman- Soooooooo, do you know who jumped you.
Rhyno- Of course I do it was Raven, and when I get my hands on him I will kill him! I will GORE! him out of his shoes!
Heyman- Are you sure about this?
Rhyno- Of course, dont worry I got it under control.
Heyman- Whatever you say.
Heyman walks off and the camera pans back to ringside.
Match 5: Singles Match
Participants: John Cena vs Randy Orton
*My Time* hits and the crowd goes wild, Cena comes out to another huge pop. He slaps the crowds hands and plays to them for quite some time. Then *Burn in My Light* hits and the females go nuts, the males boo. Orton dosent show. Music still plays and Orton still dosent show. Orton then slides in the ring from behind and atacks Cena. Orton continues to beat Cena down but Cena fires up and hits 5 succesive clotheslines on Orton. Cena then fires rights at Orton then gives him a protoplex. Cena gets the crowd pumped up. He bounces off the ropes and takes Orton down with a diving shoulder tackle. Cena then delivers the 5-Knuckle Shuffle to Orton and covers 1---------2---------no! Orton just kicks out. Cena then pumps it up and gets Orton up for an FU! Orton fights it off, jumps off Cena's shoulders and gives him an RKO. Orton then says hes the man, the legend killer and the future of this buisness. Orton is about to go for the cover when *Glass Shatters* hits and the crowd errupts as Austin comes down daring Orton to fight him. Orton cant believe this is happening and stares in shock as Austin makes his way down to the ring.
JR: O yeah buisness just picked up, AUstins come to whup a mans ass! And its Orton's turn!
King: RUN RANDY RUN!
JR: Kick that son of a bitches ass all over Phoenix Austin!
Austin hops on the apron and Orton comes at him. Austin jumps down and dares Orton to come and take a swing. Orton does and Austin ducks then hangs Orton on the ropes when the ref is checking on Cena. Orton stumbles around and Cena is up, Cena gives Orton an FU followed by 1-------------2--------------3!!! Austin gets some payback from High Voltage.
Match Time: 13m 21sWINNER: John Cena
JR: Cena did it! BY god Cena wins his debut match.
King: Yeah with a little bit of help from Austin! Thats unfair, where was the ref?
JR: Thats payback from High Voltage! Take that Orton!
King: Well as JR is completley off his head and in love with Cena and Austin, I will say goodnight to all and see you on High Voltage.
Austin then hops in the ring and shakes Cena's hand, and the 2 have a beer bash together with the crowd going nuts. Austin then gives Orton the finger when he gets up and gives him a Stunner! Cena then pours a beer on Orton and the 2 leave playing to the crowd as the camera fades away.
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