Fireworks Sparkle into the air, the camera's cut to the announcing team
Cole: Welcome to WWE SmackDown! l'm here with Eugene Dinsmore!
Eugene: Hi Hi!
Cole: Did you see Bad Blood?
Eugene: No, Mummy didn’t let me watch it!
Cole: Oh, Well, Your friend Chris Benoit retained his World Title..
Cole: YOUR FRIEND CHRIS BENOIT KEPT HIS WORLD TITLE!
Cole: That’s the spirit!
Lights turn out, The Undertaker’s Gong is heard, Paul Bearer walks out and Undertaker follows out, all of a sudden a masked man comes out with a baseball bat and whacks The Undertaker in the back of the head with the Bat, he does the same to Paul Bearer, The man then picks up Paul Bearer and walks away dragging him on the stage
Eugene: Where is Paul going?
Cole: Don’t just stand here, save him!
Cole: God, when am l going to get a new commentator..
Eugene: I AM YOUR NEW COMMENTATOR!
Eugene: Yup Yup Yuppers!
Shark Boy VS Rey Mysterio
Fantastic match here with a lot of high flying moves in this match, Mysterio goes for a back body drop but Shark Boy flips over and dropkicks Mysterio into the ropes and Mysterio flies back into a rollup, 1…2…thr, close fall, Mysterio gets up and Shark Boy goes to clothesline him down but Mysterio ducks and flips Shark Boy over onto the apron, Mysterio then headbuts Shark in the gut and climbs the rope and nails a scissors kick leg drop, Mysterio rolls Shark in and covers, 1...2…3
Winner: Rey Mysterio
After the match, Chavo Guererro runs down to the ring with his father, Chavo Classic and they both double team Mysterio until Shark Boy pounds on both, Chavo Guererro and Chavo Classic, Shark Boy then flips both Chavo Classic and Chavo Guererro out of the ring, Mysterio then raises up the Cruiserweight Championship, but Shark Boy Superkicks Mysterio in the back of the head, Shark Boy takes his title and leaves
Eugene: Wow, GO SHARKY, GO!
Cole: Uh, Yeah, Go sharky….
Eugene: C’mon Micheal, Where’s the team spirit?
Shane McMahon is in the back, when all of a sudden Miss Jackie bursts into the room
Shane: And where have you been?
Miss Jackie: I HAVE BEEN KEPT HOSTAGE BY EUGENE!
Shane: Well, Now what do you want?
Miss Jackie: I want an indergenders match!
Shane: What the hell are you talking about?
Miss Jackie: That’s right, Me, Miss Jackie verses Eugene!
Shane: You kidding me? Right?
Miss Jackie: NO! I want him in that ring, tonight!
Shane: Well, Okay, Tonight, it will be Eugene verses Miss Jackie
Miss Jackie: WOOHOO!
Shane: Calm down, Jackie, Your match is next!
Eugene: ME VS JACKIE, YAY!
Cole: Should be an interesting match..
Eugene VS Miss Jackie
[i]Miss Jackie really beats Eugene up, she starts slapping Eugene in the corner, but Eugene throws her to the ground, Miss Jackie gets straight up and jumps onto Eugene, but Eugene throws her onto the ground again, Eugene then runs to the ropes and knocks her down hard with a clothesline, Eugene then covers, 1…2…3
Cole: Well, Eugene gets a win over Miss Jackie..
Rene Dupree is inside the ring with Torrie Wilson for Rene Café
Rene: My guest today, is the man who will defeat The Undertaker at The Great American Bash, Everybody, Please welcome, BOOKER T!
Booker T comes out with a smile on his face, he walks down the ramp and he rolls into the ring
Rene: Welcome, Booker!
Booker: Thank You, Rene.
Rene: Now, After you kick that Dead Ass of Undertaker, whats next for you?
Booker: Whats next? That United States Championship IS NEXT!
Rene: Well, I will be having it then..
Booker: Yes, but l will win it off you..
Rene: No you won’t..
Booker: Yes l will, You Punkass Bitch!
Rene: Woah, Woah, Woah, Booker, l do not wanna start something with you!
Booker: Well l do..
Rene: I already have John Cena in my hands, l do not want to destroy you for your match at The Great American Bash…
Booker: True, If you injured me l would have to screw your ass…
Torrie then walks in the middle
Torrie: I think l need to entertain you, Rene, it’s getting hot in here..
Torrie then takes off her top, revealing a French Bra, she also takes off her skirt, revealing a French Thong, The fans boo her after she walks around the ring
Rene: Finally, Something French..
Booker: What? That is just W.R.O.N.G!
All of a sudden, Theodore Long’s music hits and him and Orlando Jordan come walking out to the ring, they both roll into the ring, Theodore grabs the microphone and speaks
Theodore: Booker, Playa, You need to join US!
Booker: Oh, Should l now?
Theodore: Yes, Because l will make you to the top, just like l am doing with Orlando right now!
Booker: What? He already lost to Tazz..
Theodore: Yes, that is correct because of that jackass, Paul Heyman, but l don’t care, that was last week, this was..
Rene: Hold On, What the hell is going on here?
Rene: This is not the black show!
Orlando then clocks over Rene to the ground, Booker stares at Orlando and joins in with him, Orlando and Booker start pounding on Rene, until Torrie Wilson runs in and low blows Booker and Orlando, but Theodore grabs her by the hair and slams her on the ground
Theodore: Holla at this, Playaz are in da house!
They all then leave
Eugene: Booker joined Theodar..Theodour, Whatever his name is!
WWE Tag Team Championship
The FBI VS Mark Jindrak and ???
Mark Jindrak comes out and points to the entrance and smiles, all of a sudden, Garrison Cade comes out and the fans cheer, he rolls into the ring and the match gets underway, Fantastic Match here, Garrison is about to get the ‘Italiano Slam’ but rolls out of it and throws him to Mark Jindrak who superkicks him right in the face, Jindrak then picks up Nunzio and nails the Jindrak Effect (That Back Body Elbow Drop) and Garrison climbs the turnbuckle and nails a flipping Legdrop onto Nunzio, Garrison hooks Nunzio’s leg, 1…2..3
[i]Winners: Mark Jindrak and Garrison Cade[i]
Cole: New Tag Team Champions!
Eugene: But this will affect, effeckt, effect the tables match which means their will be NO table match..
’Here Comes The Money’ hits and Shane McMahon appears on the stage with a microphone
Shane: Congratulations, Boys, But you will be defending those titles at The Great American Bash against the Dudleys in a Table Match, Enjoy!
Cole: I guess the match hasn’t been called off..
Eugene: Well, you guessed right!
-Clips of Hardyz getting the hell beatin out of by Kane
-Stone Cold/HHH fued heating up.
-HHH hitting Orton in the face
Eugene: HHH is bad!
Cole: Yes, he is.
Eugene: I want revenge on HHH!
Cole: I’m sure you will get some revenge later on in the year..
The Best Damn Tag Team VSLuther Reigns and Tazz w/ Paul HeymanFantastic Match here, Charlie gets some righthands on Tazz, he throws him to the ropes but Tazz grabs him and nails a Belly To Belly Suplex, Tazz then spits on Haas and walks over to Luther and tags him in, Luther charges in and nails a knee to the gut of Haas, he throws Haas to the ropes and lifts him up high, into the air and drops him but as Haas is falling in the air his feet grabs hold of Luther’s neck and Haas nails a spinning head scissors, Haas then runs over to Angle and tags him in, Angle runs into the ring and nails some hard right hands to the temple of Luther, Luther goes to big boot Angle but Angle grabs his leg and locks him right into an ankle lock, Tazz charges in the ring but is met with a dropkick from Haas, Heyman then gets on the apron but Haas Upper-Cuts him off and onto the hard floor, Luther struggles to get to the ropes but has no choice to tap out
Winners: The Best Damn Tag Team
Eugene: My favourite Tag Team win!
Cole: Yeah, they win.
Eugene: Why are you so down?
Cole: I’m not..
Eugene: Yes you are, how about some Jell-o
Cole: I’m not hungry..
Eugene: Yes you are, Micheal..
Cole: No l’m no..
Eugene then throws the Jell-o in Cole’s face
Cole: Now look what you done!
Cole: Ugh, now l have to clean up.
Eddie Guererro is in the back with Josh Mathews
Josh: Hello everybody, l am joined with Latino Heat, Eddie Guererro, Eddie, Some masked guy attacked you and your enemy last week, RVD, Who do you think it was?
Eddie: Oh, l don’t know, But he is next after l kick RVD’s ass.
Josh: Well, l give you good luck..
Eddie: Why, Do you know who the person is?
Josh: No, just for next week.
Eddie: I don’t need it, ese.
Josh: Oh, Well, that was Eddie Guererro folks.
Eddie then leaves
Orlando Jordan VS John Cena
[i]Fantastic Match, Jordan goes for a Lifting DDT but gets lifted onto John Cena’s shoulders for an F-U, 1…2…3
Winner: John Cena
Eugene: Yay, We have a winner!
Cole: Of course we do, there always has to be a winner.
Cole: Were you listening?
JBL is in the back
JBL: Aah, now l have a match tonight against, Rob Van Dam, and l am going to severely kick his ass!
Fans Have a mixed reaction
JBL: He won’t even be ready for our Ladder Match!
Rob Van Dam VS John Bradshaw Layfeild
Awesome Match here, Rob Van Dam goes for a Spinning Heel Kick but JBL grabs RVD and nails a hard back breaker by JBL, JBL covers, 1…2…thr, nearfall by JBL, JBL lifts up RVD and nails a Powerbomb right on RVD’s neck, JBL hooks the leg again, 1…2…kickout again by RVD, JBL then throws RVD to the ropes and RVD flys off the turnbuckle and gets nailed with a clothesline of hell, JBL then looks to the entrance and 2 Masked Men run down to the ring, one with a baseball bat starts hammering RVD with the baseball bat and the other man is kicking him, the referee has no choice but to ring the bell
Winner: Rob Van Dam
The 2 Masked Men beat down RVD with JBL until Eddie Guererro rides out with his low-rider, one of the masked men with a baseball bat rolls out of the ring and starts to smash up the low-rider, Eddie Guererro then gets out of his low rider and starts pounding on the masked man, Eddie DDT’s him on the low rider and rolls into the ring and nails JBL and the other man with his WWE Title, as RVD is getting up, Eddie turns around and smiles….and nails RVD with the WWE Title, JBL and his two men then leave the ring and the scene ends
SD! Quick Results
Rey Mysterio def Shark Boy in a Non-Title bout
Eugene def Miss Jackie
Mark Jindrak and Garrison Cade def The FBI to capture the WWE Tag Team Championship
The Best Damn Tag Team def Luther Reigns and Tazz
John Cena def Orlando Jordan
Rob Van Dam def John Bradshaw Layfeild by DQ