Yelled at by SCOTT STEINER
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: The Rocky Mountains
OK,so its my next show!
Tazz:Welcome to the SmackDown!!
Cole:Whats up everyone!With you Tazz and Cole.
Tazz:I can`t wait to the next Sunday!
Cole:Yep,the biggest ppv. comes to your screen,New Blood Rising!
Tazz:Today is going to be hot!
~Stephanie McMahon`s music hits~
Stephanie: Hello everyone!I have a big announcment and for someone big surprise.On Sunday is going to be best ppv. ever New Blood Rising!Eric Bishoff has already has one match Batista vs. Steve Austin,and I have one match its Undertaker vs. Big Show in the cage match!!
Stephanie: But this is not over yet,today we going to see handicap match Brock Lesnar vs. Los Guerreros,if Brock Lesnar wins he will have a match at NBR,plus if he wins at NBR he will have a title shot at the next ppv.!!!!
Tazz:Wow,it is a big surprise for Brock!
~1st Match Rey Mysterio vs. Billy Kidman~
Match began,Rey locked up with Billy and sended him to the turnbuckle,Rey with turnbuckle drop kick.Billy felt on the mat.Rey got on the top rope and back flip,but Billy reversed and backdrop.
Rey was out,Billy went for cover 1...2,Rey picked his shoulder up.
Billy picked him up and sended him to the turnbuckle.Billy got on the toprope near Rey,and making scissors,Rey felt on the mat.
Billy got on the top rope again and he was flying with shooting star press,but Rey took off.Billy felt on his face.Rey picked him up and sended him to the turnbuckle,Rey ran to the opposite side and back drop kick,Billy was on the first turnbuckle,Rey with 619,BOOM!Rey went foir cover 1...2...3!!
Winner: Rey Mysterio
Tazz:Coming up next Edge is going to take on Christian.
Cole:And don`t forget our main event Brock Lesnar vs. Los Guerreros.
Stephanie is talking on phone.
"Yea,I got it!","But why should we do this?","Look Billman we can`t do this,what if he will find out?","Great!","So do it!","Bye"
Tazz: Who the hell is Billman?
Cole:I don`t know.
~2nd Match Edge vs. Christian~
Match started,Edge punched Christian in the head couple of times,then reversed to electric chair drop.Christian was near the ropes,Edge puted his hand on the rop and jumped on it.Edge picked him up,but Christian reversed and made quick facecrusher.
Edge was on the mat,Christain went down and got him into the headlock,then he got on the top rope and jumped on Edge with his elbow.Christian went for cover 1..2,Edge picked his shoulder up.Christain picked him up and cruiserweight backdrop.Edge tried to take an opportunite,but Christian didn`t give him the chance.Christian picked Edge up near the turnbuckle and tornado DDT!!!Christain went for cover,1...2...3!!!
We saw black limo,from limo come out a tall man,he was wearing black jacket.He went to the locker room.
- I`m sorry can I talk with Los Guerreros?
Tazz: Why does he need Los Guerreros?
Cole:Man,I don`t like it!
~3th Match Chris Benoit vs. Eddie Guerrero,LADDER MATCH~
Match began,Chris Benoit locked up with Eddie and started to do his moves,Benoit got him into the headlock and then reversed to german suplex.Eddie got on his feet quick and they lock up again,this time Eddie got him and sended to the turnbuckle,Eddie with front dropkick.Eddie went for the ladder,ladder was on the ring,Benoit picked Eddie and triple backdrop,he picked him up again and throw him outside the ring.Benoit jumped for the belt and he gets it!
Winner: Chris Benoit
-Eddie and Chavo right?
Eddie: Yes,my friend its Latino Heat!And don`t piss me off cause I lost the match and we have one more with my .Amigo..!!!
Chavo: Whats wrong amigo?
-Guys you have one more match and its Brock vs. YOU!I want you to win that match do u understand me?
Chavo: But Why?
- I`ll tell you later,thats why we have a good refere,haha
Eddie: No problem!
-Good I`ll be wathing this match!
Tazz: Man I hate that!
Cole: But why?
Tazz: I don`t know!!!
~4th Match Jamie Noble vs. Rikishi~
Match began,Rikishi punched Noble in the head and reversed to front kick.Noble was out Rikishi picked him up and felt down,Noble pushed him away and tried to catch his breath.Noble got on the top rope and jumped with reversed front backdrop!Rikishi was out.Noble went for cover,1...2...3!!
Winner: Jamie Noble
Tazz: Coming up next main event!!!
Cole: I can`t wait to see it!
~5th Match Brock Lesnar vs. Los Guerreros,MAIN EVENT~
Match began,Eddie was on the ring and Chavo was outside,Chavo was smilining looking at refere.Brock picked Eddie and Backdrop,than Belly to Belly.Brock went for cover 1,Chavo helped his brother!Refere counted so slow.Brock was talking with a refere,while Chavo took chair and throw it to Eddie,Eddie hit Brock 2 times in the head,while refere was talking with Chavo and smilining.Brock had a blood on his face,and he was out.Eddie went for cover 1..2...3!!!!!!!!
Refere took Los Guerreos hands and raised their hands!
Los Guerreros were happy to win!
Stephanie McMahon`s music hit.
Stephanie: Brock,you disapointed me!I though that you are going to be at NBR,but now Chris Benoit vs. Kurt Angle at NBR and the winner gets title shot at the next ppv.!!!
Stephanie left the arena.
Tazz:Its 10 days away NBR!!!
Cole:I can`t wait,NBR is coming next week!
*Show went off air*
After the show.
Stepahine:Thanx a lot!Now where is my money?
Billaman: I`ll send it to you next week.
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