Hey everyone its the BERD and I just made my 300th post about an hour ago and I am now a MID-CARDER.
Bring Me To Life plays
No Chance In Hell hits
Vince: Apocolyips get your ASSES OUT HERE RIGHT F*CKING NOW!!!
Apocolyipsa comes out and stands on stage.
HHH: What the hell did we do??
Vince: SHUT UP YOU SON OFA BITCH! I know you are all behind what happened to my wife Linda last week!
HHH: What do you mean?
Vince: Thats it I have had it HHH tonight you will defend your title in a match with THE UNDERTAKER!!!!!!
-The crowd erupts-
Vince: Batista, Jones you will defend your titles against THE DUDLEY BOYZ IN A TABLES MATCH!!!!!
-Crowd Pops Big Time-
Vince: Kane you are going to defend your Hardcore title in a Hardcore match against RhYno!!!! And Orton you will defend your title against RVD!!!
-Crowd goes really loud-
Vince: And one other annoucement ERIC BISHOFF I hope you are listening because YOUR FIIIRED!!!! And the man who is taking your job is none other then my son SHANE McMAHON!!!!
-Shane and Vince embrace-
Shane: Thank You and one more thing I am not full GM because the co-GM is none other then my father Vince McMahon!!!
They Leave and Apocolyips is Furious!
Randy Orton© vs RVD
RVD hits a spin heel kick and then a step over heel kick. Orton then tries for a dropkick but RVD sees it coming and moves and Orton lands right on his shoulder. RVD hits the spinning leg drop and then the Rolling Thunder he then goes upstaires and hits the 5*Frog Splash cover the count and the victory.
Winner and new IC Champion: RVD
We come back and HHH and Apocolyips are yelling at Orton and he says
Orton: You know what F*CK all of you I didn't see any of you come down there and help.
Tag Team Table Match for the Tag Team Titles
Batista and Nathan Jones© vs Dudley Boyz
Bubba and D-Von set up the tables early on and atempt to double suplex Batista but it doesn't work. And they get thrown around by the two gigantic big guys. D-Von gets Powerbombed and Bubba gets Chokslammed. Spike then runs out and hits lowblows on both Batista and Jones. This brings out Hurricane who hits the ring but Spike gets out and then Batista gets up and sees him and thinks he did it and Powerbombs him. Whilst this is going on Bubba and D-Von set up a table and 3-D Jones through it.
Winners and New Tag Champions: Dudley Boyz
After the match the Hurricane gets up and yells at Batista but then he gets another Powerbomb. This brings out Version 1 who jump the two and they leave. V1 helps up Hurricane and then they all embrace.
We come back and Flair is furious that Jones and Batista lost and slaps them both and he gets thrown throught a wall for his troubles. Then Jindrak and O'Haire tell HHH that they are sick of him and they leave.
Hardcore Title match
Kane vs. RhYno
Rhyno dominatesd this match and then grabs some weapons. He hits Kane with everything includeing the kitchen sink. Then Rhyno goes and gets a table and sets it up in the corner but takes his time which allows Kane to recuperate and hit a chokeslam for the 2. Then out comes TeamAngle and they beaton Kane then hold him up while Rhyno GORES him through the damn table 1-2-3.
Winner New Hardcore Champion: Rhyno
After the match they all celebrate.
We come back and see Kane in the hall way when HHH and Flair walk by and stop and look at him.
Kane: Get the hell outta my face!
He punches Flair and then HHH
World Title match
Triple H vs Undertaker
HHH kicks Taker in the guts but it don't phase the deadman. He retaliates with a kick of his own and then he chokes him and then throws him into the corner and lets HHH taste the soupbones. Then HHH kicks Taker in the nuts and the ref goes to DQ him but doesn't. HHH gets md and runs at the ref but is cut off by a big boot to the face by Taker. Taker stalks him and then Wham chokeslam and then the Last Ride 1-2-3.
Winner New World Champion: The Undertaker
After the match Taker leaves and Vince and Shane come out and say
Shane: Hey Hunter looks like your group abanddend you.
Vince: Hey Triple H looks like you lost everything tonight
They laugh at him and then leave.
Well in case it was hard to follow, All of Apocolyips has disbaned from Triple H and Ric Flair.
Preveiw of next show
Hurricane ened up with V1
Jindrak and O'Haire left him
Jones and Batista are gone from him
Orton Left him as well
Kane also just left and walked away from the group
What will happen between them and Triple H?
What will Triple H have to say to Vince and Shane?
What will Eric Bischoff have to say?
How will Lesnar and Austin both react?
Find out tomorrow when I post WWE Upspring.
Thats all for me