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Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: Hollerin' ducktales
Re: Daycare Teacher Puts Out Oven Fire at Daycare Center, Get Fired
So many childcare rules and laws in America are so messed up. If the owner had not fired the teacher, she may have been open to lawsuits from the parents whose children were unattended during an emergency situation. My wife works as a Preschool teacher. I don't know why anyone would be willing go into that line of work right now. I don't understand why she still does it.
She would make so much more money doing anything than what she has a degree in. That is completely fucked up.
I used to be a structural linguist, but now I'm not Saussure.
Masochist walks up to a Sadist in a bar. "Hurt me," the Masochist pleads. The Sadist says, "No."
Initially I entered this thread looking to make chemistry jokes... However, I fear that they Argon.