Re: "Anal hazing" is now a thing in high schools...
Fucking wusses, grab a rock, a stick, or whatever's nearby and crack their skull open if they try something like that, do whatever you can to avoid something like this; hell bite their dick off if it comes to that.
I'd rather go to the hospital with a busted up face than a busted butthole.
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