"I'm not a bad guy. I'm not a good guy. I'M THE GUY."
Joey & Molly Spears In PWA PWA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION/PWA WOMEN'S CHAMPION
PWA INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION (1st EVER/3 TIME)
PWA TAG TEAM CHAMPION (2 TIME)
PWA HARDCORE CHAMPION
GRAND SLAM TOURNAMENT WINNER (2013 & 2014)/QUEEN OF THE RING WINNER (2015)
ROOKIE OF THE YEAR (2013)/ WRESTLER OF THE YEAR (2014)/WOMEN OF THE YEAR (2015)
According to the Myheritage app, I look like Jolin Tsai, Ayumi Hamasaki, Ai Otsuka and Kyoko Fukada – which is odd on all sorts of levels, the most obvious ones being that they look nothing alike and I'm not asian.
The person people actually do tell me I resemble – which I don't, btw – is Audrey Hepburn. I've had total strangers tell me this, and I look about as much like her as I do Jolin Tsai, which is to say I look nothing like her at all.
I did have a woman on a bus ask me if I was Sara Gilbert once. This is the only one I can see any slight resemblance with, and even at that, there's not much similarity.