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Philadelphia celebrates "National Masturbation Month."

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This fundraiser is a stroke of genius.

Philadelphia's first Masturbate-a-Thon began Wednesday -- to mark this beginning of National Masturbation Month -- but won't finish until May 27, Philadelphia Magazine reports. And everyone's excited.

Sponsors can donate money for every hour participators spend... being charitable.

Profits go to local sex education groups, ScrewSmart and Pleasure Rush!.

Fundraising efforts can be logged on Crowdrise.com. Through the event, the site hopes to ignite conversations that reduce the stigma around expressing sexuality, promote sexual health, and emphasize the importance of pleasure.

On May 30, the Thursday after the event ends, folks are invited to attend "Creamium" -- a gameshow and dance party where prizes like "Most Creative Fantasy," "Most Pleasure Connections," and "Most Money Raised" will be handed out.

Enjoy!

I don't even know what to say other than:


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Re: Philadelphia celebrates "National Masturbation Month."

No other event could be this pleasurable. All cities should have this.
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Re: Philadelphia celebrates "National Masturbation Month."

How come I didn't hear of this??
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Re: Philadelphia celebrates "National Masturbation Month."

I was born in Philly, so I'll have to be/am participating.
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Your user name is creepily appropriate here.

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Re: Philadelphia celebrates "National Masturbation Month."

So does this mean everyone gets off in public and the streets become filled with semen and vagina juice?
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Re: Philadelphia celebrates "National Masturbation Month."


You sit there and you thump your Bible, and you say your prayers, and it didn't get you anywhere.

Talk about your psalms, talk about John 3:16
Urkel 3:16 says I don't have to take this... I'm going home.
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Re: Philadelphia celebrates "National Masturbation Month."

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So does this mean everyone gets off in public and the streets become filled with semen and vagina juice?
How is that different then any other day in Philly?



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So does this mean everyone gets off in public and the streets become filled with semen and vagina juice?
Yes, that's exactly what it means.

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