Location: Looking at Jaime Lannister's hair and sighing wistfully
Re: Man Kills Friend by Shoving His Foot Up His Butt
My jaded self-obsession blinded me to the fact that a human being died to create this sensational headline. My first thought was "how can I make a pun uniting the central themes of feet and asses?" In my endless quest to make light of the horrors of this world, I have turned a gruesome death into just another punchline. God help us all.
But seriously you guys..."Man Kills Friend by Shoving His Foot Up His Butt." FOR FUCKS SAKE