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Near Death Experiences
Post about your near death experiences.
I have two stories that come to mind right away.
When I was 17, I was at my 16 year old girlfriend's house and we had just finished having sex. We were both still naked in her bed when her mom came home and stormed into the room. I got dressed and tried to get the fuck out of there but she had blocked in my car. While trying to maneuver my car out of the driveway, the mom came out of the house with a pistol and had it aimed at my head. It was then that my girlfriend's brother came home. He was a friend of mine and we played on the same baseball team. He came running up and grabbed his mom by the arm right around the time she pulled the trigger. The bullet hit my car door right below my side mirror. He took the gun from her and threw it across the street into a field. The mom went inside and he got her keys, moved the car and let me leave. The stupid cunt mom then tried to say I raped her daughter. My parents told her we wouldn't press attempted murder charges if she paid to get my car fixed. Which she did. And that was the last time I ever had anything to do with that chick.
The other time was an incident when I was riding my motorcycle. The roads were wet from rain and I was riding downhill headed towards a big intersection. All three lanes stopped at a green light, because an ambulance was trying to turn in front of them. When I hit the brakes, my tires locked and I started sliding. My only options were to dump the bike and crash into the back of a car or get back on the gas and hope for the best. I somehow miraculously made it between the stopped cars. It was so close that my side mirror hit one of the car's side mirrors. I wasn't in the clear yet though, because when I went through the intersection, I only missed the ambulance by about 5 feet. Fuck me, I had to pull over and stop for a good 20 mins to collect myself.
There are other instances in my life where I could have easily ended up dead but those are the top two on my list.
Share your own.