Skermac

I would give 100% lol


Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?
* his last battle

Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
* at the bottom of the page

Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?
* liquid

Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?
* marriage

Q5. What is the main reason for failure?
* exams

Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?
* Lunch & dinner

Q7. What looks like half an apple?
* The other half

Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
* It will simply become wet

Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ?
* No problem, he sleeps at night.

Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
* You will never find an elephant that has only one hand..

Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ?
* Very large hands

Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
* No time at all, the wall is already built.

Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
*Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.

Ph3n0m

This joke/mock test has done the rounds forever in various forms.

What I'd advise you to do is try and think of any class in the World where this would seriously be the test.

And whilst I'm breaking hearts and crushing dreams... Santa isn't real.

blarg_

I once came criminally unprepared for a midterm exam in Biology, ended up putting "Intelligent Design" for all the questions.

Yeah, not a wise move.

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TripleG

I actually got a zero on a history exam in middle school. No joke. A 0%.

I would have felt really bad and embarrassed about it BUT the teacher, who was a first year teacher, was completely incompetent. How can I prove that? I wasn't the only kid in the class that got a 0. Actually about 10 kids in a class of about 25 got that same score AND the highest grade in the class was a 75.

Was it really that hard of a test? Probably not. It was pretty straightforward in most respects. Had I known the material, it probably would have been an easy A or B. The problem though that was this teacher was so lazy and gave us so many "free days" in class to do whatever we wanted (and whatever he wanted. Seriously, he played solitaire more than he taught class) that by the time the test rolled around, most of us didn't even know what chapter was being covered for the test and an even greater portion of the class didn't even know there was a test that day at all.

It was so bad that the Principal even had a talk with us about our poor performance and when we tried to explain to her what happened, she said it was our responsibility to study and not cause a ruckus in class (the fuck?). After the whole fiasco, the test was dropped entirely and the teacher in question gave us take home tests for the rest of the year. Needless to say, grades skyrocketed from there. Oh and uh, he didn't come back the next year. shocker.

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Skermac

No where I know, but it's a good joke to give a little more humor to this board.

SrsLii

It's not a good joke though. If you decide you need to post garbage that's been floating around since the days of "forward this to 20 people" in AOL mail, at least pick something better.

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Striker

I got a -3 on an assignment before. It took me like 3 weeks to do. I would've gotten more points for not handing it in.

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Kuchiki

I laughed. I haven't seen this before either.

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Consequences...

Boygirl

At least these people are laughing it off at the end of the day, while I used to struggle and grieve in my early college days.