Da WWE just don't understand gay gangstas.
I aint a homosapien male, mah dirty ass yo, but I be straight-up actizzle up in tha LGBT n' Out communities. I never felt like there was much need fo' a openly gay wrestler, afta all, what tha fuck difference would it make if a wrestla was gay and not?
Regardless, I was pleasantly surprised ta hear tha WWE was not only bookin a openly gay wrestla yo, but a openly gay black wrestler. I felt tha character would be a positizzle role model fo' gay youths n' maybe help break down a shitload of tha hood taboos.
But fuck dat shizzle yo, tha word on tha street is dat I soon found up what tha fuck a gangbangin' fool I was fo' expectin tha WWE ta sheezy any class and taste biaaatch! As soon as he comes down tha ramp, he be straight puttin on a gangbangin' flamboyant minstrel show. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Shoutin catch phrase n' spewin "don't go there ho"-esque passive aggressive comments tha likez of which even tha contestnts on RuPaulz Drag Race would scoff at.
I watched up in horror as every last muthafuckin gay stereotype manifested itself. Constant, flirtatious innuendos bout other wrestlaz genitals flooded his thugged-out lil' promos, ceasin only fo' prissy vanitizzles bout appearizzle, weight, n' threadz ta flow from his crazy-ass grill, further rollin home tha notion dat gay pimps is all campy, self-conscious, "beef cake" gangbangin perverts.
Things gots worse when he gots up his stupid-ass guitar. I was hopin fo' a funky-ass brief moment dat they would present his ass as a sensitizzle artist, n' would sheezy off tha talent up in tha LGBT hood. I was again proved wrong as a vaudeville-esque barrage of sexuizzle innuendo n' camp was pounded tha fuck into mah tympanic cavities.
Look, I have not a god damn thang wrong wit campynizz n' some phat natured ribbin yo, but I feel tha WWE has turned Dwayne tha Rock Johnstonz lifestyle n' underground sexuizzle preference tha fuck into a nasty, crude, bolt of negatizzle stereotypes bein drilled tha fuck into our domes. I hope dat up in tha comin weeks, tha WWE will take on a mo' enlightened, intelligent approach ta dis character, n' I hope dat dis characterz portrayal of same-sex romizzle aint muthafuckin soured yo' underground views bout homosapiens n' homosapienity.