Re: If the following People Showed Up at Your Door..
I'd ignore Vince as I'm sure that would wind him up.
For Hitler, I'd take my right thumb and lick it up real nice, turn that son'bitch sideways and smudge that piece of shit attrocity off his upper lip! BITCH! Then offer to buy two dozen chcolate chip and two dozen Rocky Road!
Well this isn't a question you're asked everyday. Let's see, first I would ask Hitler to show me how the cookie are made, then throw him In the oven and see how he likes it. Next I would tell Vince that I will only buy his cookies if he makes me head of the creative team and fires Stephanie. And last but not least I would spend the rest of the night with the blonde MILF auctioneer and I would definitely not 'Pay the lady'.