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01-22-2013, 01:04 PM
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Acknowledged by SCOTT STEINER
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Don't rape snowmen (no it's not about Scandinavians or Russians)
A man was found in agony after having sex with a snowman children had built.
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Last week, a 64-year-old man in England was drunk, spotted a snowman on the street – and decided to have casual sex with it. By the time he was done, the snowman was destroyed and the man ended up with frostbite on his manbits. The hospital says it may have to be amputated but, so far he is “still in one piece.”
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01-22-2013, 01:08 PM
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Getting ignored by SCOTT STEINER
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Re: Don't rape snowmen (no it's not about Scandinavians or Russians)
that story made my day  ... i will never ceased to be amazed!
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01-22-2013, 01:09 PM
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Re: Don't rape snowmen (no it's not about Scandinavians or Russians)
those kids must be absolutely crushed that their snowman was raped.
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01-22-2013, 01:11 PM
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Re: Don't rape snowmen (no it's not about Scandinavians or Russians)
I wonder why he was looking elsewhere for sex? He and his wife must have a 'frosty' relationship
I'm sorry 
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01-22-2013, 01:12 PM
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GET MY BAGS
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Re: Don't rape snowmen (no it's not about Scandinavians or Russians)
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01-22-2013, 01:16 PM
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Re: Don't rape snowmen (no it's not about Scandinavians or Russians)
Coming from Denmark (a part of Scandinavia) I can't help but think I should feel so offended right now.
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01-22-2013, 01:20 PM
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Re: Don't rape snowmen (no it's not about Scandinavians or Russians)
LOL that sucks.
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01-22-2013, 01:21 PM
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Re: Don't rape snowmen (no it's not about Scandinavians or Russians)
That snowman was gagging for it. He was practically naked already
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01-22-2013, 01:23 PM
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Working on my abs
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Re: Don't rape snowmen (no it's not about Scandinavians or Russians)
'his victim'
What a cold-hearted rapist.
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01-22-2013, 01:29 PM
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Asking SCOTT STEINER for Wrestling Advice
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Re: Don't rape snowmen (no it's not about Scandinavians or Russians)
"A trail of frozen man juice" haha thats vile!!
It amazes me what lengths men will go to to bust one out.
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