Don't rape snowmen (no it's not about Scandinavians or Russians) - Wrestling Forum : WWE, TNA, Debate League, Wrestling Videos, Women of Wrestling Forums
Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools
post #1 of 13 (permalink) Old 01-22-2013, 02:04 PM Thread Starter
Acknowledged by SCOTT STEINER
 
Yamada_Taro's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2009
Posts: 1,115
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
     
Don't rape snowmen (no it's not about Scandinavians or Russians)

A man was found in agony after having sex with a snowman children had built.

Quote:
Last week, a 64-year-old man in England was drunk, spotted a snowman on the street – and decided to have casual sex with it. By the time he was done, the snowman was destroyed and the man ended up with frostbite on his manbits. The hospital says it may have to be amputated but, so far he is “still in one piece.”



humanity and alcohol
Yamada_Taro is offline  
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 
post #2 of 13 (permalink) Old 01-22-2013, 02:08 PM
Bringing you the truth...no matter how bad it hurts..
 
Three Dog's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: My Fortified bunker in the middle of the DC Hellhole.
Posts: 1,333
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
               
Re: Don't rape snowmen (no it's not about Scandinavians or Russians)

that story made my day ... i will never ceased to be amazed!

“Look, let’s start with some tough love. You two suck at peddling meth. Period. Did you not plan for this contingency? I mean even the Starship Enterprise had a self-destruct button.... I'm just saying.” –


[] Adrian Neville/PAC wins a Title In WWE
Three Dog is offline  
post #3 of 13 (permalink) Old 01-22-2013, 02:09 PM
Winter is Coming
 
UnDeFeatedSanta's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2009
Posts: 20,515
Mentioned: 1 Post(s)
Tagged: 2 Thread(s)
Quoted: 33 Post(s)
                     
Re: Don't rape snowmen (no it's not about Scandinavians or Russians)

those kids must be absolutely crushed that their snowman was raped.



The One True God CHANPviaDQ
UnDeFeatedSanta is offline  
post #4 of 13 (permalink) Old 01-22-2013, 02:11 PM
UNA
 
UNA HEALY'S CHRISTMAS JUMPER's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2012
Location: Una's Wardrobe
Posts: 7,600
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 2 Thread(s)
Quoted: 3 Post(s)
                     
Re: Don't rape snowmen (no it's not about Scandinavians or Russians)

I wonder why he was looking elsewhere for sex? He and his wife must have a 'frosty' relationship














I'm sorry

UNA HEALY'S CHRISTMAS JUMPER is offline  
post #5 of 13 (permalink) Old 01-22-2013, 02:12 PM
Convinced Vince to make me a Main-Eventer
 
virus21's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Posts: 11,700
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
                     
Re: Don't rape snowmen (no it's not about Scandinavians or Russians)


http://p.twimg.com/AcPrrHQCAAE7uig.jpg


Bring back the true Huntress, DC
virus21 is online now  
post #6 of 13 (permalink) Old 01-22-2013, 02:16 PM
Genking!
 
Meri Kurisumasu's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Denmark
Posts: 2,705
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
                     
Re: Don't rape snowmen (no it's not about Scandinavians or Russians)

Coming from Denmark (a part of Scandinavia) I can't help but think I should feel so offended right now.






But as a regular human being I find this incredibly hilarious
Meri Kurisumasu is offline  
post #7 of 13 (permalink) Old 01-22-2013, 02:20 PM
Proud #NewBlack
 
karla's christmas_SWAG's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2010
Posts: 22,782
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 3 Thread(s)
Quoted: 5 Post(s)
                     
Re: Don't rape snowmen (no it's not about Scandinavians or Russians)

LOL that sucks.


KARLA LOPEZ, THE HOTTEST MODEL/ACTRESS ALIVE. Sheamus, Swagger, Wade, Dixie, Cesaro, Sami, DB, RKO, Drew, Del Rio, Cody, Punk, AJ LEE / (STAY STRONG, JTG, AND DREW ) CHAMPviaDQ = Great GFX. Karla in Pink
karla's christmas_SWAG is offline  
post #8 of 13 (permalink) Old 01-22-2013, 02:21 PM
Acknowledged by SCOTT STEINER
 
Scrooge McDoc's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2011
Location: The REAL St James Park
Posts: 1,119
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
                     
Re: Don't rape snowmen (no it's not about Scandinavians or Russians)

That snowman was gagging for it. He was practically naked already


Blue Is Still The Colour
Scrooge McDoc is offline  
post #9 of 13 (permalink) Old 01-22-2013, 02:23 PM
Ayatollah of Moral turpitude
 
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: My giant Igloo with built-in Wi-Fi
Posts: 3,785
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 4 Post(s)
                     
Re: Don't rape snowmen (no it's not about Scandinavians or Russians)

'his victim'

What a cold-hearted rapist.


Last edited by Bah! Humblarg_; 01-22-2013 at 02:45 PM.
Bah! Humblarg_ is offline  
post #10 of 13 (permalink) Old 01-22-2013, 02:29 PM
Asking SCOTT STEINER for Wrestling Advice
 
Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: Riding the magic bus into the heart of love
Posts: 363
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
                 
Re: Don't rape snowmen (no it's not about Scandinavians or Russians)

"A trail of frozen man juice" haha thats vile!!

It amazes me what lengths men will go to to bust one out.
Boulle is offline  
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 
Reply

User Tag List

Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Show Printable Version
Email this Page Email this Page



Posting Rules  
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are Off
Pingbacks are Off
Refbacks are On

 
For the best viewing experience please update your browser to Google Chrome