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Old 01-22-2013, 01:04 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Don't rape snowmen (no it's not about Scandinavians or Russians)

A man was found in agony after having sex with a snowman children had built.

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Last week, a 64-year-old man in England was drunk, spotted a snowman on the street – and decided to have casual sex with it. By the time he was done, the snowman was destroyed and the man ended up with frostbite on his manbits. The hospital says it may have to be amputated but, so far he is “still in one piece.”



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Old 01-22-2013, 01:08 PM   #2 (permalink)
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that story made my day ... i will never ceased to be amazed!
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Old 01-22-2013, 01:09 PM   #3 (permalink)
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those kids must be absolutely crushed that their snowman was raped.
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Old 01-22-2013, 01:11 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I wonder why he was looking elsewhere for sex? He and his wife must have a 'frosty' relationship














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Old 01-22-2013, 01:12 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Coming from Denmark (a part of Scandinavia) I can't help but think I should feel so offended right now.






But as a regular human being I find this incredibly hilarious
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Old 01-22-2013, 01:20 PM   #7 (permalink)
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LOL that sucks.
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That snowman was gagging for it. He was practically naked already
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Old 01-22-2013, 01:23 PM   #9 (permalink)
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'his victim'

What a cold-hearted rapist.
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Old 01-22-2013, 01:29 PM   #10 (permalink)
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"A trail of frozen man juice" haha thats vile!!

It amazes me what lengths men will go to to bust one out.
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