My Name Is God (I Hate You)
Join Date: Jul 2012
Re: Things that annoy you?
Slow walkers are at the top. You're excused if you're not in my way but if you're taking up the pathway with your incessant shuffling even if my oncoming footsteps and general huffing aren't a giveaway, I will barge through you.
People who invade my personal space. Yes, I don't mind you talking to me but get your ugly arse face away as I can see the molecules on your zits you dopey spacka. For the sexy ladies I'll pass of course.
Loudmouths. Just shut up you boring cunt, nobody cares.
Lack of courtesy. A simple please and thank you would be nice. It's one of the reasons I left a semi-decent job a couple of years ago. It's amazing how morale boosting it is to be complimented for work you've done, you know.
People who don't mind their own business. Yes, I'm reading this newspaper, stop peering over my shoulder. Maybe I'm paranoid.
General sleaziness makes me wince.
People who think they know it all.
People who will counter an argument even though it's the EXACT same thing you just said, but worded differently.
Running out of bread.
Running out of beer.
Going out and then finding out the shops are shut so you can't buy anymore fags.
Should HAVE not should of.
Stubbing my toe.
People who make long lists.
"Yes, I can hear you Clem Fandango!"