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01-11-2013, 04:55 PM
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DIRK
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: On one leg, fading away.
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Re: You are going to die in 10 seconds...
I FUCK BITCHES IN THE ASS
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01-11-2013, 04:57 PM
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Lacing SCOTT STEINER's boots
Join Date: Nov 2012
Location: HENRO
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Re: You are going to die in 10 seconds...
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Originally Posted by Anark
Okay, so you're fucking Scarlett. Her legs are perched up on your shoulders as if she has a choice and you're battering her cervix like your dick is Rocky using it to train against Ivan Drago. Then a message comes into your mind, fuck knows where from, but for whatever reason you know it's the truth. And the message is: you are going to die in ten seconds.
What do you say?
ME: Hey Scarlett, you know I said I was about to come?
HER: Yes, oh yes!
ME: Well, change of plan.
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As if he would last 10 seconds inside Scarlett before coming to begin with. :yodawg
I'd last 5 
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01-11-2013, 04:58 PM
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Working on my abs
Join Date: Jun 2012
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Re: You are going to die in 10 seconds...
"That picture looks kinda dusty." is what I would say.
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01-11-2013, 04:59 PM
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Tiger Man
Join Date: Dec 2012
Location: Memphis, Tennessee
Posts: 4,485
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Re: You are going to die in 10 seconds...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Anark
Okay, so you're fucking Scarlett. Her legs are perched up on your shoulders as if she has a choice and you're battering her cervix like your dick is Rocky using it to train against Ivan Drago. Then a message comes into your mind, fuck knows where from, but for whatever reason you know it's the truth. And the message is: you are going to die in ten seconds.
What do you say?
ME: Hey Scarlett, you know I said I was about to come?
HER: Yes, oh yes!
ME: Well, change of plan.
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01-11-2013, 06:11 PM
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Little Poppa Pump
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: from pants unknown
Posts: 2,007
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Re: You are going to die in 10 seconds...
"My nuts hurt, and fuck the Lost-makers for season 6."
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Losing hair? Grow some fuckin muscles instead...
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01-11-2013, 06:46 PM
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Ninja spider-man
Join Date: May 2011
Posts: 3,839
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Re: You are going to die in 10 seconds...
"I am Batman"
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01-11-2013, 06:59 PM
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Little Poppa Pump
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: London, UK
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Re: You are going to die in 10 seconds...
I'd be surrounded by friends and family, I would just say something like "So anyway, I've been stashing money away in a secret location, it's located at...."
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01-11-2013, 07:02 PM
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Turn Out The Lights
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Being a condescending turtle
Posts: 15,604
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Re: You are going to die in 10 seconds...
This is the darkest timeline
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01-12-2013, 02:38 AM
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If You Don't Know Me.....You're About To Find Out.
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Monte-Carlo, Monaco
Posts: 14,745
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Re: You are going to die in 10 seconds...
FUAAAAAARRRRRRKKKK
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Eu já falei que tenho algo a dizer, e disse
Que falador passa mal e você me disse
Que cada um vai colher o que plantou
Porque raiz sem alma como o flip falou, é triste
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01-12-2013, 08:55 AM
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Acknowledged by SCOTT STEINER
Join Date: Jan 2012
Posts: 1,065
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Re: You are going to die in 10 seconds...
I'd run to the nearest person and declare that "I'd die before you make anything out of your life"
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