Re: If you were in a band?
Played in a band we called Fudge Monkey when I was in my late teens/early twenties. It came from a sketch on the comedy show Big Train, where a surgeon is pulling all sorts of weird shit out of a patient's stomach.
Loved every minute of it, though we were fucking crap, which had nothing to do with me writing and singing all the songs.
Absolutely nothing to do with it.