SJFC

Think i'd rather sign Sheldon Cooper's room mate agreement than live with this illiterate fuckhead.

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GOD

sounds like a fucking loser

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TehJerichoFan

No pork ever?

They must be one of those lonely, obsessive Jewish girls.

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CamillePunk

Agree with no pork ever in the house (this is why MDP and I dont live together, he kept bringing home FAT CHICKS), but aside from that it looks like we've got ourselves a cute little authoritarian here.

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Must have been a world of evil clowns that let it happen.
But now I recognize, that you were there and so was I.

Glass Shatters

I think the only rules needed to be a good housemate are picking up after yourself, keeping whats yours in your room, splitting the costs of cleaning supplies, assisting in a good clean up of the entire house once a week, and being respectful to others in the area through noise, time in shower, etc.

I'll be damned if I want to bring someone in my room and have to ask this mother fucker permission to get some pussy. This freak will probably have listening devices and hidden cams set up because it's obvious by these rules he's a virgin and furiously masturbates several times a day. Can't be in the kitchen unless I'm eating? Can't go in the living room? New wallpaper if I don't open the doors in the kitchen? Lunacy.

GOD

they do sound jewish, i am sorry to hear that

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Skyfall

exactly what I was thinking.

this is worse than living in a military barracks.

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Vader

After living with 6 people at university, none of whom spoke any English beyond the swear words, I'd honestly rather live with them than this tit.

Rush

holy fuck that sounds like one obsessive compulsive dickhead. Tell him/her to lighten up.

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iDogBea

Yep, definitely a chick, likely middle aged too.