Such a ridiculous demands list. He/she probably got robbed or beaten up by a former housemate and now he/she is ridiculously paranoid, that's the only explanation I can think of.
Oh boy, I'd have so much fun in this arrangement, testing the boundaries and stuff, I'd even pay a legal consultation just to find every annoying fucking loophole possible to fuck with his/her brain
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Losing hair? Grow some fuckin muscles instead...
Wow. Just wow. I'd have read those rules first before signing an agreement or anything to move in. Think I'd rather live with my dickhead of a brother.
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