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Headliner 01-04-2013 12:10 PM

Paranoia: Hip Hop illuminati, Hollywood Homos, Conspiracy Crap
 
So, my cousin calls me last night on some paranoia.(He's really my best friend for 17 years but blacks have a habit of calling best friends cousins after a while. Especially since he's been around the family so long. Plus I'm actually related to his dead brother so in a sense he's like a distant cousin)

He calls me just to tell me about all of this Hollywood illuminati, homosexually, crap. Here's the laundry list of everything he said based on the everything he's 'read', plus his shitty opinions:

-"Yo 50 cent is gay because he was playing with some dildo in a video."
-P.Diddy is gay.
-Rick Ross is gay.
-Young Buck from G Unit and Ray J are gay together (which was actually a rumor)
-Dr.Dre is gay (been a rumor for years)
-Quincy Jones is gay (there's actually some hot rumors on that)
-Ja Rule is gay
-Jay Z is bisexual
-Beyonce is bisexual
-Cam'ron (GET EM DADDY) is suspect for wearing Pink. When I told him that I style the fuck out of Pink, he said, "yeah but we know you not gay."
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-Dave Chappelle is "still" living in Africa to hide from the illuminati.
-Katt Williams is not self-destructing on his own. Hollywood, homos and the illuminati is making him lose his mind.
-They are all in the illuminati because they flash the signs and sell their souls for fame.
-Most of them are gay because you have to bang another dude to get into the industry.
-2Pac was killed because he spoke up about them, and he was going to run for president, and they were mad because "he was going to get a lot of votes." :ti He also believes 2Pac is still alive so he just contradicted himself.

Then it gets worse. More crap from him:

-"Whenever someone dies in hollywood, someone else always blows up. After Aaliyah died, Beyonce blew up, after Notorious BIG died, Diddy blew up. Diddy set him up. Now I'm not saying that Beyonce had something to do with her death, but I'm just saying isn't it ironic? Dame Dash blew up after Aaliyah died. He never cared about her when they were dating. Jay-Z was the one who liked Aaliyah."

"Some of them do blood sacrifices." (Can't remember who he named)

Lowest of the low:

-"I think Jennifer Hudson set up her family."

I said "C'mon man". He said in sarcasm "where we going?". Then he says "Didn't you notice that she suddenly got all these commercials, media attention and advertising after her family died? She sold her soul, and sold out her family for fame.


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By the time this conversation was over, I wanted to stab this motherfucker. He smokes weed, and I don't know if he was high or not. Regardless he actually believes this shit sober or not.

He claims he's not the believe everything you see type of person, but in reality he really is. He'll believe anything he reads.

UNA HEALY'S CHRISTMAS JUMPER 01-04-2013 12:15 PM

Re: Paranoia: Hip Hop illuminati, Hollywood Homos, Conspiracy Crap
 

UnDeFeatedSanta 01-04-2013 12:16 PM

Re: Paranoia: Hip Hop illuminati, Hollywood Homos, Conspiracy Crap
 
I have a friend who went insane like this, except it had more to do with the jews taking over the world and being the cause of 2012 and the death of tupac. I just started to tune his annoying ass out as he was completely insane after awhile. sad really.

pretty sure he was either insane beforehand as well(he believed in horoscopes) or it was some of the drugs he took that made him insane. I don't think it was weed though as no one else I know is this fucked.

Gandhi 01-04-2013 12:20 PM

Re: Paranoia: Hip Hop illuminati, Hollywood Homos, Conspiracy Crap
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Headliner (Post 12454072)
-Beyonce is bisexual

http://24.media.tumblr.com/3158baa73...z6ylo1_250.gif

HitMark 01-04-2013 12:22 PM

Re: Paranoia: Hip Hop illuminati, Hollywood Homos, Conspiracy Crap
 
Conspiracy theorists..... Though not all are so nutty.


Why is Jay Z just bisexual and not gay?

blur 01-04-2013 12:22 PM

Re: Paranoia: Hip Hop illuminati, Hollywood Homos, Conspiracy Crap
 
To be honest, I used to believe in the Illuminati stuff/crap in a brief period of my life. Shit was embarrassing now that I look back. fpalm

Give him time, he will realize that all those stuff are crap and eventually play out of his mind, unless he a cracka.

Andre 01-04-2013 12:38 PM

Re: Paranoia: Hip Hop illuminati, Hollywood Homos, Conspiracy Crap
 
Your cousin seems to have an overzealous interest in which hip hop artists like cock. Maybe this is his way of coming out to you?

cyrus_cesar 01-04-2013 12:51 PM

Re: Paranoia: Hip Hop illuminati, Hollywood Homos, Conspiracy Crap
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Headliner (Post 12454072)
-"Whenever someone dies in hollywood, someone else always blows up. After Aaliyah died, Beyonce blew up, after Notorious BIG died, Diddy blew up. Diddy set him up. Now I'm not saying that Beyonce had something to do with her death, but I'm just saying isn't it ironic? Dame Dash blew up after Aaliyah died. He never cared about her when they were dating. Jay-Z was the one who liked Aaliyah."

"Some of them do blood sacrifices." (Can't remember who he named)

Lowest of the low:

-"I think Jennifer Hudson set up her family."

I said "C'mon man". He said in sarcasm "where we going?". Then he says "Didn't you notice that she suddenly got all these commercials, media attention and advertising after her family died? She sold her soul, and sold out her family for fame.


That's actually kind of funny because I have the same video bookmarked on my browser. I don't believe in much when it comes that the video, but some things are really hard to explain when it comes to the music industry.

Choke2Death 01-04-2013 01:01 PM

Re: Paranoia: Hip Hop illuminati, Hollywood Homos, Conspiracy Crap
 
lmao, that was funny to read. All this Illuminati is pretty popular where I am so I recognized all of that except I hear about devil worshiping than being gay.

I believe in a few conspiracy theories but a lot of the time, this illuminati stuff gets blown way out of proportion.

JINGLE BELLAS 01-04-2013 01:42 PM

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I do believe that some of these rappers are homosexual, but they keep in the closet for fear of being ostracized. There is still a large, rather persistent stigma associated with being in hip hop culture and in the black community as a whole. It is uncommon to hear gay rumors about Chris Brown (I do believe this one), P. Diddy, Kanye West, Lil' Wayne, among others.

My brother believes the same thing. I'm not sure how homosexuality is even relevant to this whole theory, but he insists that these powerful, rich celebrities are mind controlling the masses with anti-Christian, homosexual ideology, heralded by Lady Gaga. He investigates music videos in search of any ancient symbolism, to which he then labels the artists as a devil worshipper. I kid you not, the most outlandish belief is that Michael Jackson is making music on a Caribbean island with Tupac and Elvis. :lmao

Funny thing is that he is not this crazy imbecile as it's implied above.


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