Me, my girlfriend and my Dad were in a supermarket, these guys working there were trying to split us all up and show us different products so they could kidnap my Dad for some reason. We realized and walked out, but me and my girlfriend went to the toilet to fuck randomly and when we got back out my Dad was gone. We asked the guys in the shop who were harassing us and they said they didn't know where he was. I saw a big white bag behind one of them and it was moving so I tried to see what was in it, the guy came at me with a knife in the car park so I blocked it with some ninja shit and stabbed him in both arms and in the chest and then cut his throat. We then had a getaway car there for us out of nowhere but I went back to clean up a car that the blood from the guys throat had sprayed on for some reason. Didn't try and hide the body or anything, just tried to clean the car. We then got away in a car as the police chased us and then I woke up.
One of the few dreams that will forever stick out in my mind is one I had when I was 9 or 10. I awoke in my bed late at night, and saw a figure waving at me through the silhouette of the curtains to my window. Quickly walking over to it, I opened the curtains, wiped the condensation off the windows, and saw a vampire that smiled at me and yelled something at me to split up my Dad and Stepmom, who would soon be marrying. Woke up.
They've been married over 5 years, and the relationship seems relatively melancholic for both parties. Should listen to random vampires outside my window more often...
I was in the crowd for the Undertaker vs. Yokozuna Casket match and I tried to save Undertaker when he was being attacked. Sure, I got a nice pop, but I ended up getting locked in a Casket with Undertaker. The worst part was that I really needed to do a crap.
I was some kind of criminal on a run. The police were looking for me but I was calm, for I had a decent plan to escape the law, but then something happened and I realized I can't escape it and I'll be caught. Can't remember what happened next. I did watch Man on a Ledge a few days, I guess that's where my dream came from.
had a dream that i went to the fa cup final between Liverpool and Bolton - Liverpool were one nil up in the 88th minute and i decided to leave at that point and then drove back home - must not have been listening to the radio as i got home and found out Bolton had won 2-1 - teaches you never to leave a football match early.
The last couple nights have included me getting married to my stepsister and having a homosexual affair with John Malkovich. My dreams are usually all over the place in terms of crazy, but these two kinda got to me.
Originally Posted by Bossdude
smarks like to suckle from the diseased milk of Ric Flair's sagging tits
Can't remember what I dreamt of last night, the last one I remember a couple of days ago..
I was involved in some kind of gang and during a big riot with a rival gang we got attacked by zombies and then we started to work together but they all started to get picked off one by one. It was down to me and somebody from the other gang and we were running to a block of flats and I got there first and shut the door and locked it on him and left him to get eaten by them.
I then woke up feeling like a scumbag.
Every brudda for themselves when it's the zombie apocalypse though.
Location: Riding the magic bus into the heart of love
Re: The what did you dream about thread?
I was on a beach and walked in the sea fully clothed for some reason, then a wave hit me and i fell over, got dragged right under the water. Then feeling slighty embarrased by this i stood up flicked my hair back in slow motion like i was in some kind of Shampoo Advert. I must have looked spectacular.