[RatedRudy]

two notable ones this week, one was about a super size killer crow and another involved me having boogers coming out of my nose and edge was trying to help me

[Boulle]

My teeth crumbling and falling out into my hands was a disturbing one that i remember.

[Queen Akasha]

Two weird ones today. First, I was randomly in some church with some baby that was supposedly mine and for some odd reason, everyone besides me and the kid were around 8 feet tall. Second one was about some old guys trying to break into my house with water hoses.

[Gandhi]

I just woke up to one of my most fucked up dreams.

I was watching Pat Condell youtube videos with some hot black chick wearing a the hijab and we were criticizing Pat.Suddenly the girl went "oh my god there's a little boy under your desk!",The boy was black and was laughing I didn't know why and he had his shorts down so we could see his ass so I just grabbed him and kicked him out of the room.Before we continued watching youtube I noticed something under the desk,There I saw a big hunk of fucking shit.I instantly ran off outside the room and saw the boy rolling over the floor laughing I immediately just started beating the living hell out of him and he ran off and hid in a corner and called his father,His father just suddenly popped up and I told him that his son took a dump under my desk so his father started beating him up too.

Then I woke up.

[Dunk20]

I had this dream in a village where firemen mocked stray dogs with weird costumes and there was these two dogs who were cuffed together unable to walk. I asked them to stop that madness as they were supposed to be an example they did not care so I started to fight them. #notcowardinmydreams

[Muta]

I usually have very crazy/scary dreams. For example: During this week one night I had a dream that I was with a friend who in real-life haven't talked to or seen in 3-4 years and we were driving around and well at some point my friend killed a police officer (can't remember why or how) and I just happened to be with him when it happened. Next thing I remember happening after that is the police raiding my old house (lived there for 16 years) but in real-life I moved out of that house in '06. But I remember the 2 of the cops where my Uncles Dan & John (mos def. not cops) and the some regular cops. And next thing I remember is that I was in jail thinking that I'm not in any trouble why I am I here then I thought that if you're with someone who commits murder than you are an accomplice and face the same charges and life in jail as the murderer/my friend which got me to start freaking-out and I then made myself wake out of my dream.

Anybody else have this problem when you're having a really bad dream, you can wake yourself up out of it? This will always happen when I have a dream where I'm about to get killed or if something bad has happened to my parents, I tell myself I have to be dreaming and then I'll wake myself up out of that dream.

My bad dreams or nightmare usually are about it's the end of the world, something bad is happening/has happened to my Mom or Dad, or being in jail and not being able to get out.

[Mr.Cricket]

My dreams are all about sex.

[Issues_Sunshyne]

I became obsessed with zombie novels and comics, movies and tv shows last year so dreamed about them a lot.

It was ace.

In one dream we lived in a closed off football stadium where you could only get to it by rope ladders, haha.

I have a lot of entertaining dreams to be fair, and never one about clouds or pizza and stuff.

[blur]

i dreamed that i came out of kim k's ass i was wearing a botchamania shirt but then i fucked her and smokes some cigarettes after that

damn that felt good

[Desecrated]

Last nights dream for me, rather normal for my dreams.

Mix of the Mass Effect & Pokemon universes. I landed in Kanto (Pokemon) in a Mako buggy. Went through the wilds, fighting the Caterpies, the Pidgeys. After what felt like an hour, I ended up in Pewter City, off the Mako, into the gym, all of a sudden, I am Dragonite slaying some Geth mounted on an Onix. I should probably stop playing both Pokemon and Mass Effect when I've been awake for 20 hours.