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Old 12-09-2012, 03:21 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default The Russian laughter room.

The joke thread, basically. I'll start...

A man joins a monastery where they could only talk every 15 years, after 15 years the head monk asks "Has anyone got anything to say?" The man replied "Yes, there's too much salt in the porridge" another 15 years went by, the head monk asks "Has anyone got anything to say?" The man replies "Yes, there's still too much salt in the porridge" after another 15 years the head monk asks "Has anyone got anything to say?" the man responds "I'm leaving the monastery" to which the head monk replies "It'll be just as well, you've done nothing but grumble since you came in the place".

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Old 12-09-2012, 05:48 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Well, what happened after the explosion at the french cheese factory? All that was left was de brie *ba dum tiss*
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Jesus. Double meaning.
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Old 12-09-2012, 05:57 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I asked my Norwegian friend how many sexual partners he'd had.

As he was counting he fell asleep.
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Old 12-09-2012, 06:06 PM   #5 (permalink)
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There was once a little boy who knew no cuss words.He one day heard the words "Your mother's vagina" and asked his mother what it meant,His mother didn't want him to know so she told him it meant "School".The boy then heard the word "Penis" and asked his mother again,She told him it meant tie.The boy then heard the words "Fuck off" and asked his mother and she told him it meant "I'm sorry".The boy was then one day at school walking and he saw his principle and noticed he had a nicely coloured tie and went "Hey sir nice penis!",The principle instantly shouted "Excuse me!?" then the boy immediately went "fuck off I was only saying that you have a nice..." the principle shouted again "Where do you think you are young man?!?" the boy replied "Your mother's vagina".

I remember laughing my ass off the first time I heard this joke years ago.
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Old 12-09-2012, 06:32 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Want to hear a dirty joke?

A white horse fell in the mud.
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Old 12-09-2012, 06:57 PM   #7 (permalink)
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I was gonna make another chemistry joke, but all the good ones argon.
I was gonna make a joke about sodium and hydrogen, but NaH.
My chemistry teacher threw some sodium chloride at me.... That's asSALT!
Argon walks into a bar, when the barman comes to him and says "Hey you! Get outa here, this place is not for nobles!". Argon didn't react.
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